Foreplay, fashion flops, & family chaos *summer check in*

Summary

Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder – Episode: Foreplay, Fashion Flops, & Family Chaos Summer Check-In

Release Date: July 17, 2025

In this sizzling episode of "Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder," host Hallie Batchelder, accompanied by her loyal friends Lauren Fishbein and Graydon Cutler, delves into an unfiltered exploration of intimate relationships, fashion missteps, and the delightful chaos of family dynamics—all set against the vibrant backdrop of summer. Here's a comprehensive summary capturing the essence of their candid conversations, humorous anecdotes, and heartfelt reflections.

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1. Intimate Conversations: Foreplay and Relationship Dynamics

Hallie and her co-host Iris kick off the episode with an open dialogue about their personal experiences and philosophies surrounding sex and relationships.

• Exploring Sexual Preferences:

  • Hallie shares her past as "the human vacuum" in college, humorously recounting her enthusiastic approach to intimacy. She reflects on her journey from being a "yes girl" aiming to impress partners to embracing her genuine preferences.

    • "I feel like the freaker, the more fun. I agree, like, I don't want vanilla sex. That's boring." (07:22)

  • Iris discusses her comfort with activities like fingering and using vibrators, contrasting Hallie's more adventurous experiences.

    • "I love fingering and I love playing with the vibrator, like all that stuff." (09:02)

• Honesty and Communication:

  • The hosts emphasize the importance of being open and honest about desires and boundaries in relationships, promoting healthy and fulfilling connections.
    • "If he asked me to do that today, I would do it again." (11:04)

2. Fashion Fiascos: Style Choices and Critiques

Transitioning from intimacy to fashion, Hallie and Iris delve into recent events and their take on extravagant style choices.

• Critique of Extravagant Weddings:

  • They discuss the opulent wedding of Jeff Bezos, highlighting the $50 million expenditure and the over-the-top fashion statements made by attendees.

    • "How do you even do that? Do you, like, know any of the expenses?" (27:13)

  • Iris critiques specific outfits, expressing mixed feelings about the dresses and overall aesthetic.

    • "Her dress was horrible. I'm sorry. I don't like it." (28:22)

• Personal Style Reflections:

  • The conversation shifts to their own fashion insecurities and aspirations, with Hallie expressing admiration for her friends' impeccable styles while grappling with her own.

    • "As a bald woman, I got really jealous." (45:25)

  • They brainstorm ideas for upcoming trips, contemplating how to curate stylish yet comfortable outfits.

    • "It's gonna be really fun. Are you gonna go longer? So, like, what's that gonna look like for you?" (41:06)

3. Family Matters: Dynamics and Humorous Interactions

Hallie opens up about her family, particularly her relationship with her father, blending humor with heartfelt moments.

• Father-Daughter Bond:

  • Hallie affectionately describes her father's humorous antics and lack of self-awareness, wishing he would appear on her show to share his unique life philosophies.

    • "He's the one liners of the century... He's the best." (19:54)

  • Iris adds depth by highlighting the supportive and caring side of Hallie's family, emphasizing the foundation it provides for Hallie's vibrant personality.

    • "He's a really good husband. He's like the best." (21:30)

• Generational Differences:

  • They touch upon cultural and lifestyle differences, especially regarding habits like drinking, showcasing the diversity within Hallie's family.
    • "We need one sober person watching us. Because my family, we casually drink a lot." (17:02)

4. Summer Shenanigans: Travel Plans and Adventures

The hosts embark on a lively discussion about their upcoming summer travels, sharing excitement and apprehensions.

• Upcoming Trips:

  • Nantucket and Cape Cod: Hallie and Iris outline their plans for the 4th of July, including reunions with friends and engaging in festive activities.

    • "We are going to Nantucket for the 4th of July... staying there that night." (15:07)

  • European Escapades: They reminisce about past trips to Europe, recounting funny mishaps and memorable moments that added spice to their adventures.

    • "The last night at Mykonos... I was probably blacked out." (23:43)

• Travel Fashion:

  • Discussing how to balance style and practicality while traveling, they contemplate outfits for different destinations, ensuring they remain chic yet comfortable.
    • "Maybe we'll follow up with them on that." (45:39)

5. Friendship and Future Plans: Supporting Each Other

The episode culminates with reflections on their enduring friendship and plans for future collaborations.

• Building a Supportive Community:

  • Hallie encourages listeners to spread the word about the show, emphasizing the importance of community support.

    • "Tell your friends about this fucking show. And say nice things because people are really mean to me online." (46:04)

  • Iris and Hallie express excitement about future episodes and adventures, highlighting the strength and humor that define their friendship.

    • "It's a beautiful episode. We've been yapping our asses off for hours now." (45:46)

Notable Quotes:

• "I feel like the freaker, the more fun. I agree, like, I don't want vanilla sex. That's boring." – Hallie (07:22)
• "I love fingering and I love playing with the vibrator, like all that stuff." – Iris (09:02)
• "How do you even do that? Do you, like, know any of the expenses?" – Hallie (27:13)
• "He's the one liners of the century... He's the best." – Hallie (19:54)
• "Tell your friends about this fucking show. And say nice things because people are really mean to me online." – Hallie (46:04)

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Conclusion:

This episode of "Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder" is a vibrant tapestry of personal stories, humorous exchanges, and genuine reflections. Hallie and Iris seamlessly navigate through topics of intimacy, fashion, and family, all while planning their exciting summer adventures. Their candidness and camaraderie offer listeners both entertainment and relatability, embodying the spirit of a true pregame chats.

Whether you're tuning in for the first time or are a long-time listener, this episode promises laughter, insight, and a deeper connection with Hallie and her friends. So, grab your favorite drink, settle in, and enjoy the unfiltered yapping that’s meant to keep things Extra Dirty!

Transcript

[Sophie Brooks]

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[Hallie]

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[Iris]

I did. I liked it, and then I lost it in the move.

[Hallie]

I think that's really scary.

[Iris]

Someone's, like, using it.

[Hallie]

Someone's, like, using it as, like, a doorstop. What up, you little. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night, okay? Hi, you freaks. How are we doing today? Anyways? Hi, guys. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. This week's episode is me, part two. We're gonna be talking about how much we love Greedon. My warped relationship philosophies touched on a lot of things in this episode. It's gonna be really silly. It's gonna be part two from last week's and let's rip it. You guys are gonna be obsessed with it. And as always, thank you for watching. I love you so much. Let's do it. Let's do a whole, like, segment on how much we love Gren. I think that would be good.

[Iris]

I think that's.

[Hallie]

And let's just talk about. I want to dedicate. I think I should do this every episode, honestly. Just like a little shout out to my man Gren. That's my Cookie Monster. And you with my Cookie Monster. You with me.

[Iris]

I love that man so much.

[Hallie]

He's just a perfect boy. He's so perfect. Like, he can do nothing wrong even. Even when he's my man.

[Iris]

You two together is something else.

[Hallie]

He would be an obstacle. If I ever found an actual man that would stick it in me, I would worry about the time that it would take away from my time with Grayden because that's my man.

[Iris]

Oh my God. Like, you guys are just so funny together. And when Grayn's with me, he brings.

[Hallie]

Out like a really like, soft side in me. I like, I giggle so much around that.

[Iris]

I was gonna say you. He brings out like a giggly side in you.

[Hallie]

Like a soft giggly.

[Iris]

Yeah. It's just interesting just because when I see green with me, he's so like calm and kind of cool and collected. And then when he's with you, like, you just bring something out in him that I've just never. It's just. It's so funny. Yeah, it's your fake tits. It's your bit of this lavender marriage.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

That is incredible. And you guys both like, Halle's like pretending to suck raiden head in his lap. He's like, you know in her boobs. Yeah, he's skull her. And then they both come up for air and at the same time they go, oh, I came at the same exact time. They're like, was it good for you?

[Hallie]

Yeah, like sometimes low key sex.

[Iris]

You guys are in tune. And we're all just. We were at Scorpios and you guys were doing this at the table and the tables next us obviously don't get your bit. And they were like, like, what the is going on?

[Hallie]

Could they tell he was gay?

[Iris]

I don't.

[Hallie]

They thought I was sucking someone off at Scorpios. Imagine if that, like someone recorded that.

[Iris]

Have we talked about that story? What about that guy at Spaniard?

[Hallie]

No. Yeah, let's talk about it after that. It'll get too choppy. Jumpy.

[Iris]

But no. And also another thing. Great. Well, it was funny because Alex like looked at me at one point in our trip and was like, fish, I think I get why you have to stay sober. I'm like, why? And she's like, these two just tried to find left from right and we're spinning around in circles together. And then I watched them walk off and they were literally bumping each other off a cliff. So I understand why you don't drink as much as they do because those two need a babysitter.

[Hallie]

The first dinner. Are you talking about the first dinner? Myos me? And we're kind of on shrooms that night too, but we got up to go to the bathroom and Alex was like, it's still left. And we were like, we look like Finding Nemo.

[Iris]

Yeah. You guys were spinning in a certain penguins.

[Hallie]

And then we watched the seagulls. Yeah. They're like.

[Iris]

Yeah. And then we watched you walk off and you were bumping into each other.

[Hallie]

I was in heels and I'm not really good at walking.

[Iris]

It was so funny.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

And then watching you guys play in the water, like literally play like.

[Hallie]

And no one was recording. They're not.

[Iris]

No one's recording. Like they're just doing this. And then we proceed to record because we're like, this is so funny but great. They're like splashing each other. He was lifting me. Yeah, he's lifting you. He's throwing you just. It's so funny.

[Hallie]

Like love him. I want him to like find a very special man. That man will be very lucky.

[Iris]

Yeah, I think he will. It's just. He's also another one. He doesn't.

[Hallie]

I. He doesn't. But he doesn't even like sucker as much as me.

[Iris]

No.

[Hallie]

I'm like a Dyson vacuum sometimes sucking my way through the years.

[Iris]

Sucking your way through?

[Hallie]

Yeah, every once in a while. Yeah. They used to call me the human vacuum in college.

[Iris]

Did they actually?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

How did that make you feel?

[Hallie]

I don't know if that was. I feel like blow related or dick related, but either or would have worked.

[Iris]

Who called you that?

[Hallie]

I don't know. Someone.

[Iris]

Was it one of them? It was like one guy.

[Hallie]

One person?

[Iris]

It was one person, but it sucked. Also.

[Hallie]

Bdh, Backdoor Hallow.

[Iris]

That one's hysterical.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Because I was like known as like the anal princess.

[Iris]

Why? Why do you like anal so much?

[Hallie]

I don't know. I just like. I like. I feel like one of my ex boyfriends like wanted me to try it and I like it. And I think there was a point where I was also like super people pleasy. So like I wanted to like. I think that you're also a yes girl.

[Iris]

You just. You're always like, yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

I say yes, everything. And I wanted to like impress and like be like super freaky. And then I ended up like liking the freaky that I tried. And now I'm just sick in the head.

[Iris]

I think that's like.

[Hallie]

Which is reflective in my porn.

[Iris]

Like maybe more young girls, like all of you say, yeah, try it out. Be freaky.

[Hallie]

I mean I think you should try everything once and if it doesn't stick, it doesn't work.

[Iris]

It doesn't work.

[Hallie]

But like I feel like the freaker, the more fun. I agree Like, I don't want vanilla sex. That's boring.

[Iris]

No, I agree. Or like, I don't know, I need a.

[Hallie]

You don't agree. You don't even let anyone wear down on you that.

[Iris]

But that's because I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm just like. I get in my head. I rather like, I gave Jordan head.

[Hallie]

I know that's crazy that you never suck, but see, how many times, like when I guess how many times January have you sucked?

[Iris]

Maybe like twice. But he gets. But he gets really excited when I do. So it's like, oh, my God. I like, get to like. It's like my little, like, vault. I get to like, keep it. I'm like, okay, it's your day.

[Hallie]

She's the worst.

[Iris]

No, I'm not. I'm really not.

[Hallie]

That's like.

[Iris]

You're like, he's very happy in other ways.

[Hallie]

You did you suck him off a lot before you were boyfriend, girlfriend. So you tricked him.

[Iris]

I tricked. That's what he says. He's like, you tricked me.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

Yeah, I did.

[Hallie]

I actually enjoy your sucking dick. But I know and you know, it's one of my talents. And anyone that I've ever gotten with will confirm that. And I hope they see this and they will confirm.

[Iris]

They will, they will. I just like, don't. I don't know. Oh, you know, we know we'll talk about this forever. Well, one, I don't like. I just don't like anyone down there because I'm like, too as Leo as I am. I'm like self conscious in some sort of capacity probably.

[Hallie]

You would think as a Leo, you would think that like a rainbow is coming out of your.

[Iris]

I know, but for some reason I just like can't get out of my head. I'm like, let's just do something else that like I. We.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

Would both enjoy.

[Hallie]

I just think it's a cute. I know, right? It's not gonna like. It rarely gets anyone there, so. But it's like a good, like appetizer before the entree.

[Iris]

I know, but we have like other appetizers.

[Hallie]

What's your other appetizer?

[Iris]

I like, like, I like love like fingering and I love like fun.

[Hallie]

I love fingering back.

[Iris]

I love fingering. I love like playing with the vibrator, like all that stuff. That's why the playing with the vibrator. That's why it's packed and it comes with everywhere with me.

[Hallie]

I want to get finger banged. Maybe I don't Think I've gotten fingered in so long. Because usually I skip that part.

[Iris]

Okay, see, that's the part that I don't skip.

[Hallie]

Well, like, you. I feel like that's very. Like you're in a relationship. I feel like I skipped that whole part. Yeah, we're just, like. I'm just trying to jump their bones.

[Iris]

I got that.

[Hallie]

I need to be stopped.

[Iris]

I'm so intrigued by, like, people that are, like, in their, like, 20 years of marriage. Like, what are you guys doing? Can we get someone on here that's been in a marriage for 20 years?

[Hallie]

Ask my parents.

[Iris]

Yeah, but your parents are like, I.

[Hallie]

Don'T want to think of Lauren. That's disgusting. I don't want to think about my mother's back. Shots, please.

[Iris]

Okay. We want to talk.

[Hallie]

I wonder what your parents do.

[Iris]

I, like, actually can't even think about it.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God. Nina's sucking away.

[Iris]

My dad's like a gastro. One time told me that, like, I. I can't even talk.

[Hallie]

What?

[Iris]

I, like, thought I had, like, a fissure or something. Why?

[Hallie]

From anal?

[Iris]

No, I, like, think I, like, was constipated and it hurt too.

[Hallie]

Just get a fissure.

[Iris]

And my dad was like, honey, it could be one of two things. My dad's a gastro. And he was like, 1. Could be a fissure. 2. And I was like, I don't do that. And he was like, honey, it's completely. It's completely natural. I was like, the. Are you guys doing you freaks?

[Hallie]

Well, you use the butt plug.

[Iris]

I did. I liked it, and then I lost it in the move.

[Hallie]

I think that's really scary. It's probably like someone's, like, like, book end.

[Iris]

I know I lost it. Someone's, like, using it.

[Hallie]

Someone's, like, using it as a good door, so.

[Iris]

Oh, my God. A wine. A wine stopper.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God. Once I shoved one of those in my ass for a guy.

[Iris]

Yep. Because he was like, what will she not do?

[Hallie]

If he asked me to do that today, I would do it again.

[Iris]

He's so up.

[Hallie]

He's so up. I love him.

[Iris]

He, like, likes. What does he do? He likes every story.

[Hallie]

He'll always, like, to this day will, like, like, stories of you and, like, just, like, get under my skin, like, twisting the knife. And I'm just like.

[Iris]

Does he like your normal stories?

[Hallie]

No. So he'll only, like, Instagrams you. It's just so him.

[Iris]

He's such a. He's love that we love him. But, like, he's such. That's so him.

[Hallie]

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[Iris]

We were like we had this whole joke about Graydon on the trip because he made you leave the room to go number two.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And I was like, he can do no wrong. His. His probably comes out in, like, smelling like potpourri and, like in a heart shape and like lavender fairy dust.

[Iris]

Like, imagine. Great. And out hearts.

[Hallie]

No.

[Iris]

Oh, great.

[Hallie]

It's just like fairy dots.

[Iris]

So cute.

[Hallie]

So cute.

[Iris]

It's funny when you see him, though, because he's so tall and he's just. His little walk.

[Hallie]

He's just so delicate. Like, whenever he, like, picks up a sandwich even. Do you notice how he's just like, so.

[Iris]

Oh, I love him. This weekend's gonna be really fun.

[Hallie]

Yeah. This weekend's. Yeah. Let's talk about our plan. So we are going to nantucket for the 4th of July. But on the day of the 4th, we are going to the Cape to meet up with our friends. Emma Pritchard, Peyton, Maggie Graydon, the whole squad.

[Iris]

It's been so much fun.

[Hallie]

And go out in the Cape and stay there that night. I think that'll be so much fun. I'm. I miss Emma and Maggie so much. Yeah.

[Iris]

And it's their first time meeting. Liv's pool boyfriend.

[Hallie]

Really? Oh, they're gonna. Kiki.

[Iris]

Yeah. Because, like, so Jordan and him played.

[Hallie]

Basketball together, and obviously Peyton's on the Celtics. So, like, they're all gonna be dribbling balls and talking about balls.

[Iris]

And like, I was like, imagine Jordan getting in there. He's just like the little one.

[Hallie]

Oh, yeah. Because they're both professional athletes.

[Iris]

Yeah. It's gonna be really funny. I'm actually. I wonder if Jordan will even, like, go in. I think it'd be funny if he did.

[Hallie]

Jordan should.

[Iris]

He should. It'd be funny.

[Hallie]

Knock the dust off.

[Iris]

Not the finance bro getting in there.

[Hallie]

I know. When he's so little.

[Iris]

So little.

[Hallie]

How tall is he?

[Iris]

He's like six foot. Six foot.

[Hallie]

Six foot.

[Iris]

He's like an honest six foot. Like, it said six one on his roster, which usually means like, six foot. But if I'm good in three inch heels and he's taller than me, which he is when I'm in three inch.

[Hallie]

Oh.

[Iris]

Then yeah, I have 10, 11. So he's like a little higher than six foot.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

Tiny bit.

[Hallie]

You're tall.

[Iris]

I'm tall.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

I'm almost 5:10.

[Hallie]

What are our goals of this Nantucket trip? I'm a little nervous to go. I just feel like it's been really crowded.

[Iris]

It's gonna be really crowded.

[Hallie]

And just like, very young.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And just like, very crowded.

[Iris]

Very crowded. I think it's the first because we went for.

[Hallie]

I want to go to crew, but I'm scared too.

[Iris]

I think it's gonna be okay. I think if we stay in the back at the one of the round tables.

[Hallie]

Sometimes those roundtables are like, almost like you're like on display.

[Iris]

Right.

[Hallie]

But I love. I'm not like, giving up those.

[Iris]

I think it's gonna. I think it's gonna be really fun. I think I'm a little worried about Cisco.

[Hallie]

Maybe we don't go to Cisco.

[Iris]

Maybe we don't go to Cisco.

[Hallie]

No, we're going to.

[Iris]

Okay. We're gonna.

[Hallie]

I want to go to Cisco.

[Iris]

I think it'll be really fun. I think it'll be your biggest summer. Like, you are gonna be like, that's your demo now. Yeah.

[Hallie]

And I love it.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And now it's my dad's demo. Sammy.

[Iris]

Sammy's demo.

[Hallie]

Sammy's little tick tock is so cute to me.

[Iris]

So funny. Like, I love him.

[Hallie]

Like, it's so. I want the contrast between Sammy's tick tock in my. Tick tock is like oil and water. It's like night and day.

[Iris]

So funny.

[Hallie]

He's like working out. He's being wholesome. Even my sister making tick tocks. Like, Brynn, she is a Pilates instructor in Boston and she does like these really wholesome day in lives. Kind of like what Sammy does. And they're just like such a contrast from what I post.

[Iris]

It kind of makes them like interest. It makes them worried, more interesting. It's like.

[Hallie]

Yeah, there's so many characters and so many different kind of characters going on, which kind of makes it work. If we were all like, my dad, it would be mayhem in my house.

[Iris]

True.

[Hallie]

And like, thank God. Br. Sober. Like, we need one sober person watching us. Because my f. I come from a family of like, we casually drink a lot.

[Iris]

Yeah. Like, just like that.

[Hallie]

They like to. It's part of like our, you know, tradition.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

We go to dinner, they have drinks with dinner. They have drinks before bed.

[Iris]

Collects wine.

[Hallie]

Yeah, my dad collects wine and like, it's like kind of as one of his hobbies. And. Yeah, that's just like what I. They're very waspy. Do you know what that White Anglo Saxon.

[Iris]

But is that like, that's what they do?

[Hallie]

Yeah, like wasps. Like, they like to have their glass of wine. They're like, drinking at dinner. They're drinking like, you know, while reading a book before bed on a random Tuesday. I don't drink alone.

[Iris]

Your dad also loves to make drinks. I think it's fun for him.

[Hallie]

I think his ego's getting up there a little bit.

[Iris]

Yeah. Because we're all like, the people love him. People love him.

[Hallie]

He's so funny. Like, I'm obsessed with him and I want him to come on the show so bad, but dead ass wants to see a contract.

[Iris]

A contract for what?

[Hallie]

I'm like, what are you saying?

[Iris]

What does he want to see?

[Hallie]

I think he. He thinks it's like a business move.

[Iris]

So funny.

[Hallie]

I'm like, you're insane. You're my dad. You're not looking at dog.

[Iris]

He's so funny. What? He's like, what does he say?

[Hallie]

Can you explain to him there's no contracts involved? Like when we sit down, like, I just signed a contract with Unwell.

[Iris]

Yes, obviously I will explain it to him. He's gonna be like, oh, really?

[Hallie]

Yeah. And he thinks it's like funny to like, say no.

[Iris]

He's like, trying to with you.

[Hallie]

He like. But it's getting annoying. It wasn't funny when he like, made me, like, get off the credit cards and it wasn't funny when he made me get off the Uber. And now he won't even, like, come and support my show. I'm like, you, bro. What's going on here?

[Iris]

No, I'll talk to him. He needs to come on because he.

[Hallie]

Like, because his relationship advice and his like, business advice would be. It would be top tier and he just has like such a funny outlook on like life and he's just so like, not self aware sometimes, but like in a really funny way way.

[Iris]

And his jokes are hysterical.

[Hallie]

Like, he is the one liners of the century. Like, I get that part of me from him.

[Iris]

From him for sure.

[Hallie]

You know what? I'll randomly just say something that like, works, but like, where did you think of that?

[Iris]

Where did you think of that?

[Hallie]

That comes from him.

[Iris]

Yeah, he's. He's really funny.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

I really wonder what he was like when he was younger.

[Hallie]

I like, can't picture him being like that when he was younger.

[Iris]

I can't. I can't either because I feel like a lot of that comes with success.

[Hallie]

Success and like, confidence.

[Iris]

Exactly. I was literally just talking because I.

[Hallie]

Don'T picture him being like. I don't picture my mom. Like, if they linked up now, my mom would be like this douchebag.

[Iris]

Right. It truly does come. Like, he's like the man.

[Hallie]

Because you see the way he walks into a room.

[Iris]

Oh my God. He's.

[Hallie]

That's probably where I get that. Like the way, like, he's like a straw. I have a straw.

[Iris]

Sachets.

[Hallie]

Yeah. He like, he like doesn't walk. He like moves through space. He floats on air.

[Iris]

I can't wait to see him. Yeah.

[Hallie]

But he gets like, like, did I show you this video, like where he's sticking a hundred dollar bill to his forehead and like leaning over across like the bar and sticking it to the bartender's forehead. Oh my God. To tip them.

[Iris]

I'm like, that's when he becomes like a showman.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And it's like the lack of self awareness. Like, there's definitely people like around me. Like, look at this guy. Like, what is he doing? But it's just like so funny. And I feel like people see a lot of that side of him online because that's what I post, like snippets and highlights of.

[Iris]

Like, you don't see the calm part.

[Hallie]

You don't see him like, like see like the part of my dad where he's like so like soft and caring with my mom. Like a really good husband, A really good dad. Like, he's like the best.

[Iris]

Yeah. Like, even when he's at home cooking, like, he's so chill cutting the steak for us. And like when we sit down at your dinner, at the dinner table, it's like my favorite thing ever when we do your at the at home meals.

[Hallie]

And he's like so proud of all of his kids.

[Iris]

So pro dad.

[Hallie]

I think like with me, like, you think you would think like the that comes out of my mouth. Like, no, he would be like, you are a, like, who. Who would know you have a father? But he's like, it's business, baby. I like, keep it going. That's what he says. It's all business. I love that because after I went on Call her Daddy, I remember being like, I would not watch that episode to my parents. And he's like, I know what you said. It's all business. You get in there and you keep doing that. Sex sells.

[Iris]

I love him.

[Hallie]

And I was like, thanks, dad. I love you. He's like, I'm so proud of you.

[Iris]

Thank God you have parents like that.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

Like, you have such supportive parents. Yeah, that's the best.

[Hallie]

I wouldn't be able to do all this. I don't think if they.

[Iris]

I don't think you would have your personality if you didn't.

[Hallie]

No, I'm like an open book on this Internet thing.

[Iris]

And also like, your, your parents are pretty, like open. They're like, like their jokes and like the way that your dad Jokes like, you know what I mean? So yeah, it's not like you have to hide anything or.

[Hallie]

No. Yeah, I'm a pretty open book.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

People are always shocked when they meet me in person and they, they say I'm a lot calmer. Yeah, I am a lot calmer in person. If I was like the way I am online 24 7, I would be the most insufferable ever. But like when you post on social media, you like, you have to turn it on. This is under, like, you're doing it to entertain. You have to be like theatrical. Like I. If I talk like that all the time, I wouldn't have any friends. I would be so annoying. I like go through my tik tok sometimes and I'm like, yeah, I'm like being funny, but like even like my voice changes. Really, I get like a little more. More vocal fry like a little more like. Oh my God. I like playing to like this little.

[Iris]

Bit a short like clip. And you have to. It's like your biggest, your biggest personality in like one minute. Yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

And I execute.

[Iris]

You are very, you're very calm.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I'm chill and cross eyed. Also when I get super drunk, I'm not dancing on tables. I am calm.

[Iris]

Really quiet calm. Just cross ey.

[Hallie]

And then I get super anxious. Like the last night at Mykonos, we were all sitting around the dinner table after Scorpios. I had so much scaries the next day. I was like, oh my God, was I like embarrassing myself in front of like my bosses? Like, you were actually being so quiet and Alex was like, you were so quiet.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And I was like, I was probably blacked out.

[Iris]

Yeah, you were being like so funny. Like just like calm and collect. I was like, she's hammered.

[Hallie]

Were my eyes go like going in different directions?

[Iris]

No, you're just like sipping on your wine.

[Hallie]

I was drinking wine. Yeah, I was mixing. I took like 19 tequila shots.

[Iris]

I feel like they must have watered them down because I did too. And I was not in a state of like, I didn't get sick, so I think they must have watered them down or something. They were also like in. I don't know if you noticed, but in Greece, like they pour any baby shots because they know you're gonna do so many of them.

[Hallie]

So it's like you don't want like people getting sick.

[Iris]

Exactly. Except we did see that one man dying.

[Hallie]

Dying.

[Iris]

I think he must have took. We went into the shop at Scorpios and we were coming outside. I think he Must have taken ketamine or something because he was like, his eyes were there, his face was there. He was aware he was trying to stand up and his limbs weren't working. Like, I literally watched him get up.

[Hallie]

And, like, hate a K hole. A K hole hates to see me coming.

[Iris]

That's like. That is my biggest fear.

[Hallie]

Like, I. Sometimes you accidentally do the other white powder.

[Iris]

Accidentally?

[Hallie]

No, no. That's the only time I've ever done.

[Iris]

K. When we were in Miami, these guys used to walk around and be like, cat or coke? We were like, huh?

[Hallie]

And I would. Yeah.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Logan Lerman]

Bachelor in paradise is finally back and we're shaking things up. Our young singles are joined by Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette alumni. And it's all taking place in Costa Rica. With new compatibility challenges, even the strongest relationships will be tested. But don't worry, there'll still be plenty of steamy romances and explosive drama, because finding love in the sun always comes with a little shade. Catch new episodes of Bachelor in Paradise Mondays at 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream next day on Hulu.

[Molly Gordon]

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[Hallie]

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[Hallie]

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[Iris]

Bessels.

[Hallie]

Should we do like a pop culture segment? Yeah. Do you want to talk about the wedding? Oh, here we go.

[Iris]

The holly got me a little boo boo.

[Hallie]

Well, I got it or I didn't buy. I got it in pr. And I was like, I'm gonna throw.

[Iris]

It away that you bought it for me.

[Hallie]

Okay. I mean, you can say whatever you want, but Lauren loves her labubu. I also love that bag. Is that Mew Mew?

[Iris]

Isn't it good?

[Hallie]

Where'd you get it?

[Iris]

My mom got it. Probably me Yumu last year in Milan.

[Hallie]

It's beautiful.

[Iris]

My work bag.

[Hallie]

It's your work bag?

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You're such a diva, Khan.

[Iris]

I know.

[Hallie]

You're like a little diva Circle. Do you want to talk about the Jeff Bezos wedding?

[Iris]

Yeah. Where do you want to start?

[Hallie]

What do you think? Did you hear they spent $50 million on it?

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

How do you even do that? Do you, like, know any of the expenses?

[Iris]

Yeah, I mean, the. They paid for everyone's flights and hotels.

[Hallie]

Flights, Hotels.

[Iris]

They paid for every. They had, like, probably over 400 people.

[Hallie]

There, and probably everyone was in first class.

[Iris]

Probably. I think they paid for flights, but I know for a fact they paid for everyone's hotels. Venice is also incredibly expensive. Like, there's all these, like, boats, and they probably covered all that, and I think they.

[Hallie]

Everyone had their personal, like, boat.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

The venue is probably insane. What was her dress?

[Iris]

Her dress was horrible. I'm sorry. I don't like it.

[Hallie]

Like, I mean, if you have all the money in the world, I feel.

[Iris]

Like I also love Dolce and Gabbana and love Filter. I love them. And I am just, like, maybe she liked it. I'm just like, it wasn't good for her body. Like, she needed the. I actually liked that.

[Hallie]

Like, something less harsh.

[Iris]

I liked, you know, that dress that she wore that looked like a curtain. I like that dress, but not for wedding. But I think that silhouette was really nice on her. She's like broad shoulders, so she looked good. And, like, the. The neck open.

[Hallie]

She's beautiful. But.

[Iris]

But the wedding dress, like, made her look so stocky. I really didn't like it. And there was a carpet on the floor that did it for me.

[Hallie]

I didn't see the actual pictures of the venue.

[Iris]

It was. It was a gray carpet. It was a great carpet.

[Hallie]

Lauren has a lot to say about this wedding.

[Iris]

I know. I just, like. You have so much. I know. I know. They were, like, trying to make it tacky, and, like, that was what they were trying to go.

[Hallie]

Really?

[Iris]

I'm pretty sure that's, like, what all the headlines are is, like, they were trying to be, like, tacky. Everyone was like, tacky's in.

[Hallie]

Did they see that or headline saying.

[Iris]

That nice headlines or Are you saying.

[Hallie]

Are you just, like, coming for them?

[Iris]

I'm just coming.

[Hallie]

They were trying to be tacky.

[Iris]

Like, it just. None of it made sense. She had a look that looked like Jackie Taylor. That's her name, right? Jackie Taylor.

[Hallie]

Whatever.

[Iris]

It was like, it was a Suitish. Then she had a Schiaparelli dress that looked like a curtain, which was a sheet curtain for a different event. And then she had a weird ass Dolce Gabbana dress. And then she had some, like. It was just like, nothing made sense. Like, where's the story here? I would have just done all Dolce. Everything should have been Dolce. Yeah.

[Hallie]

And all Dolce wedding would be like.

[Iris]

This whole Dolce Vita story. Like, kind of what Courtney did. But Courtney's dress was.

[Hallie]

Did you see that Kylie was wearing a white dress?

[Iris]

Yeah, it was like, silver. I really didn't like her dress. Really?

[Hallie]

I thought she looked phenomenal. Oh, I just like, I also made her like, oh, my God, she's wearing white to a wedding. But I was like.

[Iris]

It was like, gray also.

[Hallie]

Like, baby, they don't. I don't think they don't care she just won the lottery marrying Jeff Bezos.

[Iris]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You think she's, like, bitching in the bathroom about Kylie Jenner's self silver dress? Probably not.

[Iris]

I mean, Kylie just looked a little comical for me. Like, comical? Yeah.

[Hallie]

Wow. Like a critic.

[Iris]

No, sorry.

[Hallie]

Joan Rivers over here.

[Iris]

Oh, my God.

[Hallie]

You're literally.

[Iris]

Oh, my God. I'll be Joan Rivers any day.

[Hallie]

I wonder if this is gonna get, like, clipped her.

[Iris]

Okay, I'll. I'll tell you what I didn't like about it.

[Hallie]

And then Kylie hates you forever.

[Iris]

I hope not. Love you. Like, she's literally like, you know, I love her.

[Hallie]

She's my idol.

[Iris]

There was something. The dress accentuated her hip so much that I actually, when I saw it, I giggled. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, it made it look a little costumey because it just. I didn't like Kendall's dress. You know who looked incredible? What's her name? Leo's girlfriend. Her dress was so fucking sick.

[Hallie]

I kind of like Chloe's.

[Iris]

I kind of like Chloe's.

[Hallie]

It's like everyone dressed very campy.

[Iris]

Very. That's what I'm saying. It was kind of like costuming, but.

[Hallie]

Like, maybe it was supposed to be campy.

[Iris]

Look at Kylie's hips. Like, it looks a little comedic.

[Hallie]

I mean, I don't think that's comedic compared to the wedding dress. Did you see that? I think Kendall's look Is.

[Iris]

Oh, I like this blue look on camera.

[Hallie]

Yeah, that's really cool.

[Iris]

That's cool. Victoria, very timeless. Tourette Tretti. Yeah, she looked.

[Hallie]

I mean, she's.

[Iris]

She looked so good that Usher was there. Chris freaks me out.

[Hallie]

Chris looks like Cruella deville.

[Iris]

Literally. Kim looks.

[Hallie]

I don't like.

[Iris]

She. I don't like skims dress.

[Hallie]

I don't like luxury.

[Iris]

Sweeney looks weird. Leo, it put on a massive hat.

[Hallie]

Leo Nar DiCaprio. I made a video about this on TikTok. Him hiding the cap down so far like that. Like, babe, no one gives a flying. You're famous. No one cares anymore. It's been 25 years or wherever the. Since the movie came out.

[Iris]

So weird.

[Hallie]

I think like, there's other. Like, he's surrounded by celebrities.

[Iris]

I just like, see it.

[Hallie]

No, I think he just like was affected by fame too.

[Iris]

Yeah, but like my CEO was at that.

[Hallie]

People think it's because he does blow and they don't want to like capture his eyes dilated or sunglasses maybe. Or that he got hair plugs maybe. But like, he's weird. Also. People are saying that apparently it's like a climate activist and like there's something with. I don't know.

[Iris]

I don't know. I don't fall. I. I know that there's like all these private jets going there and like.

[Hallie]

Yeah, there's like something. Yeah.

[Iris]

Stacy went to the wedding. She looked really good.

[Hallie]

Wait, that's insane.

[Iris]

Isn't that crazy? Jeff actually looks good.

[Hallie]

I mean, I'd him.

[Iris]

He's handsome.

[Hallie]

I mean, if with that amount of money, you better get handsome.

[Iris]

Bald. But he's handsome.

[Hallie]

I don't mind a bald guy.

[Iris]

I don't mind a bald guy either. If they like rock.

[Hallie]

If they like embrace. Embrace the baldness.

[Iris]

Baldness. I actually don't mind it.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

Like the guy that was helping us in Mykonos, Alex. Bald.

[Hallie]

Bald and hot.

[Iris]

Hot. He rocked it.

[Hallie]

I would have sat on his face.

[Iris]

Yeah, he was hot. But like, Kim, like, come on. She looks like she wore like a skim swimsuit, I think. I'm pretty sure she's made that print.

[Hallie]

I was telling Lauren because she's a student to be bride. And like, I have public speaking problems.

[Iris]

I'm just gonna make you.

[Hallie]

I'm just an anxious. I'm going to try, but it might be like on a teleprompter. Like a virtual robot, like, comes in. Imagine on a screen and it's pre recorded. I'm like, welcome guests, like, and I'm like sitting down watching it.

[Iris]

Like, what's the guy in the.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Wait, that would be so funny if a random fucking robot came in. You're thinking of fucking Stephen Hawking and it's really offensive. Lauren.

[Iris]

Allie's like in the chair cross eyed.

[Hallie]

Lauren. Sorry, you can't make fun of disabled people on this podcast.

[Iris]

Well, he went to that guy's island, so he's kind of. Oh yeah, him, him.

[Hallie]

Just him.

[Iris]

But like that'd be. I was making a joke and I was like, Howie, I'm gonna like get up.

[Hallie]

Like, Stephen Hawking is cheating on you.

[Iris]

Like, please.

[Hallie]

He's really going out of his way. Yeah, sorry. Like if, if, like if I was eating Stephen Hawking and he cheated on me, I'd be like, he really hates me. Really put in his best effort to get some. That wasn't mine.

[Iris]

You know what I got today for the wedding?

[Hallie]

You'd have to type on his computer.

[Iris]

Wanna, wanna, little to the left.

[Hallie]

We're going to helm. So sorry. No, but he did go to that island, so him. That weirdo.

[Iris]

Yeah, I got that mirror mirror photo booth today for the wedding. Yeah. So good.

[Hallie]

Yeah. But I told Lauren, I was like, if I do give a speech, I'm gonna be tipsy and I'm gonna be looking into the crowd a little cross eyed and I'm gonna be like, I, you, I, you, I'm gonna you later tonight. Probably looking at the groom's dad. That's what would happen. Yeah, it would be entertaining. Also, like, they've all listened to our podcast.

[Iris]

They've all listened.

[Hallie]

They all know things that we do. They all know when the sun sets and the mood is going and the tequila is hitting. They know what we do.

[Iris]

The wedding's going to be fun. I actually will though, tell people, please do not say whoever someone recommended that for me. And like to tell people, don't go out of your way to say bye to me. You can just leave. I know that you came. Like, it's okay.

[Hallie]

That's a great.

[Iris]

I won't be mad.

[Hallie]

That's great.

[Iris]

Like, imagine all 160 people coming up to me like, thank you so much. Like, just leave. You're good. Yeah, I promise, I promise I will know that you're.

[Hallie]

I know you're gonna get annoyed talking to everyone that day. I like, because, like you're just gonna want to talk to like, I, I'm.

[Iris]

Not gonna want to miss out on all the jokes that you guys have. Everyone's like, are you gonna do a sweetheart table? I'm like, No, I want to be with my friends.

[Hallie]

What's a sweetheart table?

[Iris]

It's when you just sit with your partner. Like Emma and Emma and Pain did it like they just had a table for the two of them.

[Hallie]

I think your sweetheart table should be like a select group of people.

[Iris]

Yeah, it's not gonna be a sweetheart table. It's gonna be like, me, you, Jordan. Live makes.

[Hallie]

Yeah, that's it. Hopefully no one gets offended. They're left out.

[Iris]

I know.

[Hallie]

Green.

[Iris]

Oh, great. In. Yeah, Kraden's in the wedding.

[Hallie]

So is he the.

[Iris]

The. What should we make him? Flower gang. The flower guy.

[Hallie]

I've seen that on Tick tock. A flower gay. Just like, walks like struts down the aisle, like, whipping like roses at people.

[Iris]

You would hate that.

[Hallie]

No, he. You're gonna make him a bride man.

[Iris]

Yeah, bridesman or. I don't know, though. Maybe Jordan's gonna want him for a groomsman. Like, we're gonna have to fight over Graydon.

[Hallie]

I mean, I think it would work. Whatever.

[Iris]

I mean, he's gonna want to be with us.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

So he's gonna be red.

[Hallie]

Are you gonna put him in a pink dress?

[Iris]

No. You're gonna be in Rick Owens.

[Hallie]

We're wearing Rick Owens.

[Iris]

Yeah. No. I don't know, but are you gonna.

[Hallie]

Make us buy this?

[Iris]

Yeah, it's not gonna be insanely expensive.

[Hallie]

Two grand on a Rick Owens.

[Iris]

I'm not gonna make you spend two grand. I'm not gonna make you send it.

[Hallie]

What do you. What are you thinking?

[Iris]

Like a thousand?

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Iris]

How much did you spend on Emma's dress? I don't know.

[Hallie]

My mom bought it for me. Now a big girl.

[Iris]

No, I'm sure your mom will buy it for you. She's invited to the wedding.

[Hallie]

No, it's fine. I'm sure I can figure out a wedding situation.

[Iris]

I'm sure I can spend fifteen hundred dollars.

[Hallie]

I'm sure I'll be able to swing in, sleep comfortably at night.

[Iris]

But you guys will be in uniform, all the same dress.

[Hallie]

We'll make it chic. Yeah, but, like, what do you. I mean, I've talked about this before. Like, do you care that some people have different body types and that maybe it won't look good on other people? No, I feel like she doesn't care.

[Iris]

I think. I mean, I think all of you guys.

[Hallie]

I don't like strapless. Don't do strapless.

[Iris]

I don't like strapless. It's probably gonna be like a halter.

[Hallie]

Like a sachet kind of thing.

[Iris]

Yeah, like a High net, sheer, like high neck, open back or a really deep voice. I don't.

[Hallie]

I have massive.

[Iris]

Yeah, with your tits, you might need a high neck. I would like with you and lives. Massive rocks.

[Hallie]

Your mama would go into a stroke.

[Iris]

I know. She would be resurrected.

[Hallie]

Oh, she already didn't go into a stroke. I'm sorry. Maybe she rests.

[Iris]

She would. She would literally come back to life.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Iris]

And she'd be like, but Jordan's grandparents. Jordan's grandpa. We need to hide your knockers from him.

[Hallie]

I don't like how you just called them knockers. That was very cool.

[Iris]

It was cool.

[Hallie]

That was very uncool of you. You're gonna have to hide your knockers from Jordan's grandpa. Very uncool. If you got a boner.

[Iris]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Hallie]

What if I. Jordan's papa.

[Iris]

I mean, he has like a 35 year old girlfriend, so I love.

[Hallie]

I think I need an age gap again. That's like my only hesitation with this new guy. He's. There's no gap.

[Iris]

There's no gap. But, like, maybe you could be with him in a few years when he's older. But I don't know. I kind of love him. He's great.

[Hallie]

Obsessed with him.

[Iris]

I just, like, that is exactly what I picture for you. That's why I'm obsessed with it. Because I'm like, oh, my God. This is literally what I imagined for Halle in like four or five years.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I don't think I'm ready for it.

[Iris]

I know. So maybe in like a few years he could be the perfect person. But not yet.

[Hallie]

Maybe we'll see. Maybe I'll evolve this summer. Probably not, though.

[Iris]

Tipsy with Gypsy, Halle and Montauk this weekend, I was like, telling about, like, the plan and that, you know, in like three or four years, I'm gonna move out of the city. And I just saw Halle get, like, just.

[Hallie]

She. She was, like, kicking me in the stomach.

[Iris]

Yeah, she, like, walked off the boat. She was like, what is she talking about?

[Hallie]

Like, why are you talking.

[Iris]

The city in three or four years? What the.

[Hallie]

Like, why are you talking about this in front of me?

[Iris]

I know.

[Hallie]

You're gonna be so bored in Connecticut, Holly.

[Iris]

I'm still gonna come and see you.

[Hallie]

You're not.

[Iris]

Yes, I am.

[Hallie]

Who am I gonna hang out with?

[Iris]

Me.

[Hallie]

No, I'm not.

[Iris]

We really don't hang out that much during the week. Like, we hang out maybe like twice a week.

[Hallie]

Monday, right here.

[Iris]

I know, but like once or twice a week in the winter. We hang out a lot. I think that's what it is in the summer. It's less because we're jet setting. We're world travelers.

[Hallie]

We're jet setting.

[Iris]

Holly was you were sending me tick tocks for some to Marrakesh. You want to go to Marrakesh? Now I look fun. Yeah. I think you had a lot of fun in Europe. I loved Europe.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I loved Europe and I loved her friends.

[Iris]

We're doing a bachelorette trip next summer. Euro with our friends.

[Hallie]

It's gonna be really fun. Are you gonna go longer? So, like, what's that gonna look like for you?

[Iris]

I think some of my friends like, it's gonna be an expensive trip. So I think the ones that you're.

[Hallie]

Like, no brokies allowed.

[Iris]

I think it'll be like, wedding party. And then I think it'll be a few additional friends that are invited. And it's just like us going to Europe together for a little bit longer than this one. Maybe like 10 days.

[Hallie]

Can Alex Mount Lauren come again?

[Iris]

Of course.

[Hallie]

And Max Kim.

[Iris]

Of course. I hope they come.

[Hallie]

Like, I don't want to go to Europe without them.

[Iris]

I know. It's so special.

[Hallie]

It was so special.

[Iris]

It was the best time ever. Jordan texted me yesterday.

[Hallie]

He goes, still a moment.

[Iris]

Remember last Sunday we were at Scorpios? I was like, why would you text me this right now?

[Hallie]

Oh, it's so depressing.

[Iris]

It's horrible.

[Hallie]

It feels like so long ago already. I know it's not weird.

[Iris]

We're gonna have a lot of fun. We have Nantucket this weekend. Then we have Nantucket again for, like, 10 days, and then we're free as a bird as of so far in August. So, yeah, who knows what we're gonna end up doing in August. Maybe we'll, like, jets at San Tropez.

[Hallie]

My passport's working again. I mean, I just had to cancel a trip to Canada because they literally won't let me into the country. They said, no, get back, get back.

[Iris]

Canada does not want your.

[Hallie]

Canada does not want my fake tits. Do I look like a threat? People think that there's, like, cocaine stuffed in these knockers. They think I'm, like, smuggling across the borders, which is not true. I'm just bringing vibes in my crossed eyes. Vibes in my cross.

[Iris]

Vibes.

[Hallie]

Crossed eyes vibes. The syn cross that should be merchant texture vibes and cross eyes. There's a beautiful ring to that. That's gonna be the name of this episode. I already know.

[Logan Lerman]

Bachelor in paradise is finally back, and we're shaking things up. Our young singles are joined by Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette alumni. And it's all taking place in Costa Rica. With new compatibility challenges, even the strongest relationships will be tested. But don't worry, there'll still be plenty of steamy romances and explosive drama. Because finding love in the sun always comes with a little shade. Catch new episodes of Bachelor in Paradise Mondays at 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream next day on Hulu.

[Jordan]

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[Hallie]

I, like, almost invited that guy over last night.

[Iris]

You should have.

[Hallie]

I know, but I'm, like, scared to, like, have a man in my space right now. I'm, like, triggered from the last guy.

[Iris]

Have you been texting with him?

[Hallie]

A little, but I'm not like, a big texter.

[Iris]

No, you're not.

[Hallie]

And I still don't know how I feel. If I like him, he will get a text. He will get lots of texts.

[Iris]

I think we actually should go on the double date. And I think you'll. I think you'll know if you like him. Like, I don't think you know if you like me. Like, we were in a group, you know? Like, I think when you're in, like, a smaller setting, what should I wear?

[Hallie]

Where should we go?

[Iris]

I'm actually going to become Holly stylist. Because I, I know the same that they do, but you're paying them so much money. And I just do it for fun. I literally, you saw me. I wake up and I shop. I think I need therapy. I know, like, I have no money because I spent all my money shopping.

[Hallie]

You're a good curator. You see a vision. I'm, like, bad at, like, putting pieces together and I buy, like, really nice pieces and then don't know how to wear them.

[Iris]

Remember when I made you that PowerPoint for the Miami trip? And then you went to Danny and Alex and like, they basically, they kind of put similar pieces together.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I love Danny and Alex's style.

[Iris]

Yeah, I love their style.

[Hallie]

I love their style. Love you. It's just, like, so cool. It's, like, so cool.

[Iris]

So Cool.

[Hallie]

Like when we went to Aspen with them. Yeah, they're. Oh, my God, sick. I felt, like, inferior.

[Iris]

Like, when I. They, like, don't.

[Hallie]

I lost confidence around them. They're so cool.

[Iris]

You know what? I like that they do.

[Hallie]

They have really beautiful hair.

[Iris]

They. Oh, my God, such beautiful.

[Hallie]

Their hair is insane. I was like, holy. I was like, it's silky sm. Like, what do you put in?

[Iris]

It's not perfect.

[Hallie]

And as a bald woman, I got really jealous.

[Iris]

It's so perfect. Like, their hair. And what I like about them is like, I. In my mind, I'm like, okay, I'm going someplace. Like, I have to, like, curate my outfits to the place. They're like, we're gonna style ourselves the way that we like. Like, no matter where we go. Like an Aspen.

[Hallie]

Like, they were wearing, like, I would love to, like, see what they would, like, pick out for me for like, a Nantucket weekend.

[Iris]

Yeah, I would actually, too.

[Hallie]

Maybe we'll follow up with them on that. This is a beautiful episode. We've been yapping our asses off for hours now. And I could keep going, and we might. But for now.

[Iris]

No, for now, do not come.

[Hallie]

For now, I will not come. And I love you all. And I love you. And as always, you can watch me on YouTube, like, subscribe. Tell your friends. Tell your friends about this fucking show and say, hey, you know what, friend? I'm listening to this really amazing podcast and I love it so fudgeing much. And this girl is really silly goose, and she is really silly goose friends. And they're just like us.

[Iris]

Mm. Agreed.

[Hallie]

You know, Yeah, I think you do that. I think that's everyone's homework for the week is tell your friends about this fucking show. And, like, subscribe and say nice things because people are really mean to me online. But anyways, love you all and bye bye besos.

[Jordan]

You ever wonder how far an EV can take you on one charge? Well, most people drive about 40 miles a day, which means you can do all daily stuff no problem. Go to work, grab the kids at school, get the groceries and still have enough charge to visit your in laws in the next county. But they don't need to know that. And the best part, you won't have to buy gas at all. The way forward is Electric. Explore EVs that fit your [e-mail].

[Alex]

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