Getting ourselves in trouble *Tarte Trip Tea* with Dylan

Summary

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Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: Getting ourselves in trouble Tarte Trip Tea with Dylan
Date: January 1, 2026
Host: Hallie Batchelder
Guest: Dylan Gavage

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Episode Overview

This episode of Extra Dirty sees Hallie Batchelder and recurring favorite Dylan Gavage reviewing the infamous Tarte influencer trip and delving into NYC influencer life, online drama, friendship politics, chaotic sexcapades, and a boozy rapid-fire segment called “Boosh or Flim.” As always, Hallie and Dylan pull no punches, giving unfiltered commentary on hate, hookup woes, girl group dynamics, and life under a social media microscope. Listeners get riotous stories, savage takes, and actual advice, all wrapped up in their signature chaotic BFF banter.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

"Emergency Debrief" & New Year Chaos

• [01:10] Hallie and Dylan kick things off with their signature out-there banter about getting into trouble. Hallie describes her night out in NYC that spiraled out of control.
  • Notable Quote:

    "Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night." — Hallie [01:10]

Friendship History, Luck, and “Code-Speak”

• [02:24–03:16] The duo reminisce about their friendship’s beginnings, with Hallie crediting her first podcast appearance for her recent success.
• They reveal they have inside jokes and refer to “speaking in code” on influencer trips (“flim” or “boosh”) that only they understand.
  • Notable Quote:

    “We were speaking in code that only we really understand. So, like, I would look at him and we make eye contact and we. Just go, flim or boosh.” — Hallie [03:04]

Climbing the Influencer Ranks: Doja Cat and the Kardashians

• [03:29–05:12] Hallie boasts about her new friendship with Doja Cat, sharing anecdotes about getting voice memos saying things like “shut the fuck up.”
• She details attending Kylie Jenner’s launch, being starstruck by Kris and Kim Kardashian, and the surreal feeling of being in rooms with ultra-famous people.
  • Notable Quote:

    “They just like give so much power that you feel like they're vibrating.” — Hallie [05:01]

The Tarte Trip: Tea, Drama, and Influencer Realness

• [05:31–10:47] Deep-dive into their experience on Tarte’s brand trip, discussing:
  • Online bullying of women influencers and the expectation of drama and controversy with the annual event.
  • Social media criticisms alleging they didn’t post enough content — yet there were no requirements.
  • Praise for Tarte’s team, who were “hot,” “personable,” and meticulously attentive to guest details.
  • Internal group dynamics, clique formation, and the feeling of being on “reality TV.”
  • Rumors (like Dylan being called “Snow Queen” for allegedly carrying drugs, which they set straight).
  • Best moment: wild partying at a beach bar and spontaneous ocean swims.
    • Notable Quote:

      “I honestly felt like a reality TV show.” — Hallie [07:39]

Dealing with Online Hate and Cancel Culture

• [13:06–17:51] Both Hallie and Dylan open up about dealing with mean-spirited online comments and intense scrutiny on influencer trips.
  • Hallie’s first time getting trolled, being called “disgusting” or told she looked like “vomit.”

    “People were calling me disgusting. They said I look like vomit.” — Hallie [14:19]

  • Dylan’s experience with content getting clipped, shared, and discussed on Reddit after drunken IG Lives.

    “I forgot that, like, people screen record, and then they post it on Reddit.” — Dylan [15:19]

  • They muse on how haters are usually just jealous, and how quickly online narratives spiral:

    “Like, they want us to die.” — Dylan [17:50]

Sex & Relationship Recap: Post-Trip Vibes

• [18:47–22:24] Hallie and Dylan pivot to their love lives:
  • Hallie says she’s ready for her “actual slut era” but laments lack of action and some sexual mishaps (“my hole is getting tighter and tighter as we speak”).
  • Dylan bemoans bad laymen; Hallie wants a guy who “knows what they’re doing and can manhandle me in a respectful, disrespectful way.”
    • Notable Quotes:

      “You want to be tutored.” — Hallie [21:56]
      "I'm not like a professor." — Dylan [21:52]

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"Boosh or Flim?" (Rapid Fire Hot Takes)

A boozy, hilarious segment [22:24–46:45] where they declare items “boosh” (good!), “flim” (bad!), or “beige” (neutral):

Dating & Hookups

• Beach dates: too hot, flim
• Candle-lit dinner: boosh (“I actually want there to be a power outage in that area.” — Hallie [22:57])
• Getting picked up for a date: boosh
• Outfits: outfit repeating—flim, but okay if you didn’t get an Instagram pic

Drinks

• Espresso martinis: flim if more than one
• Shots: “I’m down for shots now... they really just love those goddamn shots.” — Hallie [29:32]
• Bodega roadies, bartender knowing your name: boosh

PDA & Bizarre Stories

• Public displays of affection: flim unless subtle
• Hallie describes seeing a girl getting fingered in a Vegas elevator at 10 years old — a formative memory [25:26]

Party Etiquette

• Irish exiting: okay unless you leave a vulnerable friend
• Staying out past 5am: flim, “ruins my brain for weeks” [31:15]
• Afterparties: boosh

Miscellaneous Takes

• Turning off locations: flim, “it’s giving pick me”
• Sunday scaries: Hallie thinks they're secretly good, Dylan disagrees
• Paying for friends’ drinks: flim (“we should find a hot, rich man to do that for us” — Dylan [35:32])
• Ordering for the table: “hot, actually, if they get it right”
• Observing versus talking: useful to vibe check new people
• Having a roster: boosh — “It adds character to your life.” — Hallie [38:12]
• Phone sex: Hallie says it was her “favorite thing to do” in high school [38:54]
• Drinking milk: “It’s giving sweaty boy at recess that likes Doritos.” — Hallie [40:50]
• Being early vs. late: Hallie is always early — “I have time anxiety” [42:06]
• Voice notes vs. texting: not fans, prefer FaceTime

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Friendship & Making Connections

The Politics of Making New Friends

[48:16–50:53]

• Observe and learn about people before trusting—be patient and pay attention to their “isms.”
• Sometimes people you don’t click with at first become your closest friends.
• Don’t have too many friends in NYC/influencer world — “You can't trust anybody.”
• Places to meet friends: workout classes, going out.

Fun Anecdotes about Their Own Friendship

• “We were just parasocial friends.” — Dylan [49:21]
• Remembering first impressions and how well they vibe as real-life, not just online, friends.

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Q&A Segment [48:16–66:18]

Orgasms and First Times

• Never finishing at 19 is normal; advice is to try different vibrators and watch porn. Dylan describes differences between male/female orgasms, including play-by-play on using toys and plugs.

Fixing a Social Slump

• "Get the fuck up, put some makeup on, look in the mirror, tell yourself you’re a beautiful, gorgeous woman that deserves to be seen by the general public." — Dylan [57:17]

Sex Toys

• Is a $300 toy worth it? Absolutely — detailed discussion of designer butt plugs.

College Memories

• Hallie shares about putting on wild apartment dance talent shows: “It was the most wholesome energy ever.”
• Dylan recalls wild frat-adjacent orgy parties, GPA struggles, and getting caught cheating on a test.

Long Distance, Beauty Favorites, and More

• Long distance: maybe, if the guy is hot and flies them out.
• Beauty Holy Grail: Hallie swears by Caudalie elixir spray and Peter Thomas Roth eye patches, Dylan likes Heels and Medicube.
• Sluttiest martini preference: “filthy daddy issue martini on the dirty bats.” — Dylan [65:48]

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “People were calling me disgusting. They said I look like vomit.” — Hallie [14:19]
• “I honestly felt like a reality TV show.” — Hallie [07:39]
• “I want a guy that knows what they're doing and can, like, manhandle me in a respectful, disrespectful way.” — Dylan [22:00]
• "We have moan, moan offs. And I'm, like, screaming and moaning and jumping. Like, my neighbors must think that I am hosting something illegal." — Hallie [40:05]
• “It adds and makes things interesting, and... makes you who you are.” [38:17] — Hallie on dating rosters

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Overall Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, raw, hilarious, often sexual, and always filled with NYC influencer slang.
• Endearing vulnerability about insecurity, hate, sex, and friendship.
• The “Boosh or Flim” portion feels like a Gen Z gossip sleepover: playful, judgmental, gossipy and oddly wise.
• Both hosts are self-deprecating, supportive friends, and totally unconcerned with being “family friendly.”

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Useful Timestamps

• [05:31] - Tarte trip intro & online backlash
• [13:06] - Dealing with hate; Hallie’s first trolling experience
• [18:47] - Sex & relationship catch-up
• [22:24] - "Boosh or Flim" hot takes
• [48:16] - Q&A: making friends, orgasms, slumps, toys, college
• [65:48] - Martini preferences
• [66:18] - Closing segment; affirmations and plans for more appearances

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a gold mine for fans of influencer drama, real talk about online hate, and modern dating/NYC life — all with a hilariously risqué twist. Hallie and Dylan’s rapport is flawless: candid, chaos-forward, but genuinely earnest beneath the raunchiness. You’ll laugh, wince, and maybe even text your group chat “boosh or flim?” by episode’s end.

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Transcript

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[Dylan Gavage]

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[Hallie]

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[Dylan Gavage]

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[Hallie]

My hole is getting tighter and tighter as we speak.

[Dylan Gavage]

Is that bad?

[Hallie]

Yeah, because the last thing I want.

[Dylan Gavage]

My hole to get tighter. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night.

[Hallie]

Foreign.

[Dylan Gavage]

Welcome back to Extra Dirty. And happy New Year to you and your family members. I have a very exciting guest. My first reoccurring, actually. Wait, that's a complete layout. My friends on all the Time. Dylan Gavage.

[Hallie]

You think you've seen the last of me.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I feel like you're in this unwell office.

[Hallie]

Like, I have a room here.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, you have.

[Hallie]

I have a bedroom here.

[Dylan Gavage]

You pay rent here.

[Hallie]

I do. I got ready here. I eat here. I sleep here. They do everything here.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'm like worried this whole episode is going to be us speaking in tongue. It's going to mean subtitles. Because since I last had you on, I think that was the whole movement of like, shut the up and mother me.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And you were. This was the first podcast I've been on. So it's like.

[Dylan Gavage]

And you've always said how like you that that was so meant so much to you and I always like. It makes me so happy to hear you say that.

[Hallie]

It did because ever since I came on here, it was like good luck came into me and I just popped off. So there's good energy in here.

[Dylan Gavage]

I think I just like grabbed you.

[Hallie]

When I knew you did you.

[Dylan Gavage]

I was. You're about to skyrocket. I Want the first sit down.

[Hallie]

And this is why me and Halle always bloom together.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's why we will always together. We created a new word on the tripping with tart trip.

[Hallie]

Yeah. We were speaking in code that only we really understand.

[Dylan Gavage]

So, like, I would look at him and we make eye contact and we.

[Hallie]

Just go, flim or boosh.

[Dylan Gavage]

All right. Since we last sat down together, which was what? August.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

What?

[Hallie]

I know.

[Dylan Gavage]

We've been best friends for August.

[Hallie]

Like, how many years is that?

[Dylan Gavage]

No, literally years.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

A lot has happened with you since.

[Hallie]

I know. I don't even know where to begin.

[Dylan Gavage]

Your most recent thing to me is that you and Doja Cat are just like this.

[Hallie]

She's like, actually my friend. Like, she texts me now too.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And she sends voice memos to me just saying either shut the up or me or booze. And it's literally like the best relationship ever. Ever.

[Dylan Gavage]

Other than you. I feel like you've gotten yourself in all the right rooms.

[Hallie]

You yet. You know what? You have to just put yourself in that room. If the door is opening, babe, walk the in.

[Dylan Gavage]

I have an issue with that. You know, I get like a little like self conscious. But, like, you have no shame if that door is open to you. Walk into that room and you say, I'm in this room, I'm going to make the complete best of that. And I admire you for that because that's like a superpower. Not everyone can do that.

[Hallie]

I don't think you do that too, though.

[Dylan Gavage]

Not to your extent. I saw you at the Kylie's launch for. What was it? King Kylie.

[Hallie]

Kylie.

[Dylan Gavage]

And you were just owning that room.

[Hallie]

Listen, if you get the chance to get drunk with the Kardashians, you better.

[Dylan Gavage]

I know. In that room, who is your fave?

[Hallie]

Obviously Kylie.

[Dylan Gavage]

She's. I've heard so many.

[Hallie]

She like reminds me of like all of us.

[Dylan Gavage]

She seems very chill.

[Hallie]

She's really chill. She's. She's really down for anything. And she was just like. I don't know. She was amazing.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And you miss the whole family. The whole family except for Court and Rob. The most starstruck I was for was Chris and Kim. They just like give so much power that you feel like they're vibrating.

[Dylan Gavage]

You feel like you're vibrating on them.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

They seem like actually generally sweet people. No, they are not them in. In real life. I hope jutsu. I hope to one day you will meet them.

[Hallie]

You will. They. They just know how to be famous and they know how to like. They just know how to do it.

[Dylan Gavage]

I mean, I just can't imagine being in the spotlight for that many years on that level of fame. Like, you think like. Like whenever. Like we have, like, an online situation, like, you've seen a little bit of it.

[Hallie]

Of course.

[Dylan Gavage]

I've definitely seen a little bit of.

[Hallie]

It's really kind of crazy.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's really scary because things just snowball into, like, different narratives.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And I've went after the tarte trip. I learned a lot about that because I was with a lot of, like, I feel like a lot of women get, like, bullied online.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, you were saying that the whole trip. So we just went on tripping with tart, which, if you guys haven't seen yet, it's a little bit of a controversial trip. Every year, like, people. People make the same videos about it. And I knew that going to the trip that people would be making those videos about it.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I didn't know how many people made such, like, controversial videos about it.

[Dylan Gavage]

It definitely creates a conversation.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Um.

[Dylan Gavage]

Cause I've seen a bunch of different videos from different angles, and I agree with some aspects of them. But on the other side, I feel like a lot of people don't know the back end and the half of it that goes into, like, social media marketing in general. Because, like, we had no posting requirements.

[Hallie]

No, they. They said we had no posting requirements.

[Dylan Gavage]

There was no deliverables.

[Hallie]

And a lot of people were saying we weren't posting enough too. And I was like, I feel like with them saying we didn't have to post anything, we were posting just as. Just enough.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. I think when a brand tells you you have no deliverables, it's almost like reverse psychology in a sense, where, like, you want to post some more for that brand.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, so I think everyone was posting how they would typically post, like, if they were on a trip. And we were also in a lot of the tarte. Like, the tarte social media team was fantastic.

[Hallie]

They were constantly so hot.

[Dylan Gavage]

So hot.

[Hallie]

All the girls were so beautiful and nice.

[Dylan Gavage]

It was insane. They're all models. It was.

[Hallie]

And they were also personable. Like, they literally made sure they got to know every single person and made them feel, like, really important. Like, they studied the shit out of everyone there.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

They really knew who everyone was.

[Dylan Gavage]

They put in thought into how they set up our rooms and, like, what to talk to you about and, like.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And they were constantly pulling us up for content. Like, they. Like, we were making content whether it was on our channels or if it was on their channels. Or Maureen's channels, like.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And it was. Content. Was being splashed.

[Dylan Gavage]

I think it was on everyone's. For you.

[Hallie]

I honestly felt like a reality TV show.

[Dylan Gavage]

I wish there was a camera swallowing us. Well, maybe. I mean, we had a couple days where there was just, like, so many girls. We had a couple days where there was tears. We had a couple days.

[Hallie]

Listen, when you put all us girls in one gorgeous big house on the beach, there's, you know, there's going to be times where, you know, there's some kitty fights and some.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I wish there were cameras.

[Hallie]

So, I mean, and we're like, you know, we're drinking, we're vibing, we're hungover, we're tired. But, like, we're still living the best life. So. Yeah, things get a little crazy sometimes. But, like, that's normal.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, but, like, you know, that's just part of girlhood.

[Hallie]

Exactly. And there was a lot of boys there, though.

[Dylan Gavage]

There. There was. There was, like, 60 people on this trip. You know what's weird about the trip, though, is that, like, not every single person interacted.

[Hallie]

No, I. I don't think I interacted with, like, everyone because I feel like there was just so many people to interact with. I just kind of interacted with, like, whatever, like, vibes, like, led me to.

[Dylan Gavage]

We kind of created, like, a group.

[Hallie]

Yeah, well, like, when. When I heard you and Graydon were going, I just, you know, migrated towards you guys.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's why I didn't bring a plus one, because I had everyone I wanted to spend time with already there.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Free Gia. I got to meet some new people.

[Hallie]

Riley Gio is my favorite.

[Dylan Gavage]

You love. And Melania Giamalania are like.

[Hallie]

They're so cute.

[Dylan Gavage]

I love how Melania, she's always just like.

[Hallie]

I can't believe how she's always just like. No, she. She's literally the definition of boos. Like, she's iconic. I'm obsessed with her.

[Dylan Gavage]

Wait, you know what a rumor I'm seeing online? You know what this trip is that, like, I had a bag on me at all times. A bag, like, of cocaine.

[Hallie]

Who's saying that?

[Dylan Gavage]

All my comments are like, snow Queen, Snow Queen.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God.

[Dylan Gavage]

My GMs are, like, probably the only girl with, like, a bag on. I'm like, do you think I can travel with.

[Hallie]

Also? There was so much, like, TSA checks and, like, things. Is that what it's called?

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Security.

[Hallie]

Like, we had to go through so much security, guys. Like, if there was bags, like, you would have. We would have known it would have been on page 6 HS.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, people thought I was like some smuggler. Or maybe they thought I was like texting people out in like Turks and Caicos, right? Get me some goodies.

[Hallie]

And I was like, yeah, the. The where the house was, it literally looked like it was like on its own little baby island.

[Dylan Gavage]

What was your favorite part of the trip?

[Hallie]

My favorite part of the trip was when we went to Drake's Eye, Drake's Bar, Noah's Ark, Noah's Arched Arch, Noah's Ark. And it was so fun. Just like living it up in the middle of the ocean, backing it down, throwing it sideways, jumping into the water.

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[Hallie]

I do think a lot of people were sick. I think there was a cold going around.

[Dylan Gavage]

There was like. Yeah.

[Hallie]

And everyone was like.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like they weren't saying.

[Hallie]

Yeah, exactly. And I think people were just a little coffee and sick. Yeah, I feel like that was probably like the only thing, but like, yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

I wish Green Graydon was like a little sticky. That's probably why people thought I had a bag on me is cuz Green was very sick and his nose was running and some stuff. So like everyone probably thought I was like feeding him blood, which was not the case. He was just actually, he was running a fever.

[Hallie]

We were just drinking so much and they wanted us to like live our lives and get drunk.

[Dylan Gavage]

Feeding us the.

[Hallie]

Forcing it. Forcing it down our throats.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, it was the best, though.

[Hallie]

It was honestly the best ever.

[Dylan Gavage]

I hope I get invited back to.

[Hallie]

I know, me too. I've never partied like that before. Honestly.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I've never partied like that before. And you were also saying this could also probably be one of your worst parts. You thought that there was like a lot of hate comments. And you know what I think it is, is I think you're like hanging out with girls like me and girls in general that get hate comments.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I guess because I was getting some hate comments that I've never gotten before because I don't get hate. I mean, I will sometimes be like. Compared to someone who doesn't look the best. But like, whatever. But like, people were calling me, like, disgusting. They said I look like vomit. And I don't know, I was just like.

[Dylan Gavage]

You just entered the girl verse.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Dylan Gavage]

You entered our audiences.

[Hallie]

It's really hard.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's tough out here.

[Hallie]

I don't know how you do it. People are out to kill.

[Dylan Gavage]

They want to kill.

[Hallie]

They are sitting in their beds just tearing everyone apart. Like, that's like, fucked up. I think that's really fucked up.

[Dylan Gavage]

I know, I know. There was a couple things that were, like, circulating on the Internet because, like, I went live and like, I went. I had like a big fucking dirty mouth. After a couple cocktails, people were just asking questions. And then it like got out of control a little bit.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I mean, when we're drinking and we're on live, it's always like the.

[Dylan Gavage]

Worst combination, but it's always like the best combination.

[Hallie]

I mean, yeah, like, it's perfect for a reality tv, I guess, but like.

[Dylan Gavage]

I forgot that, like, people screen record, and then they, like. Yeah, post it on Reddit and like, it. And they clip it. Like, I'm like, how do you have that much storage?

[Hallie]

I know.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, what iPhone do you have?

[Hallie]

And also, like, how are. Yeah, you have to record. Like, how long was that? Like, two hours.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You guys were on it for two hours.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, and there were so many things that, like, were sad that, like, I got scared about. Yeah, that was like, oh, my God, we are online right now.

[Hallie]

How many people were on the line?

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, 3, 000 at one point.

[Hallie]

Yeah, that's like an auditorium.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's like a full.

[Hallie]

Matt's Matt. You're at Madison Square Garden.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's Madison Square Garden.

[Hallie]

I mean, that's not. No, that's like. No, that's like a high school play. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah. You were at a high school by.

[Dylan Gavage]

No.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it was a crazy high school. It was like, the Euphoria play.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Yeah, the Euphoria play.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

But we were saying a bunch of. We were also, like, looking at people's profiles, and, like, we didn't realize there was, like, reflection right behind us. So, like, we were just, like, talking shit. And they'd be like, this guy's hot. Like, I want to. This guy. Yeah. And people, like, we can see who you're talking about.

[Hallie]

Oh, God. Thank God. I fell asleep in the airport.

[Dylan Gavage]

I know. We were looking for you. Like, honestly, if you were there, yeah.

[Hallie]

I would have been, like, egging it and eating it and drinking it and having it and owning it. But I mean. Yeah, I mean, it was crazy.

[Dylan Gavage]

It was crazy.

[Hallie]

I think that because this was, like, my first, like, I know this is my second brand trip because I went with Unwell, but this one was, like, the first, like, makeup brand trip.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And it was just crazy. Like, it was wild.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, like, so fun.

[Hallie]

Like, it was so much fun. It felt. It really felt like I was on Love island and, like, we just came back from, like, the world and, like, we're seeing everything again.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Yeah, because, like, everyone has some thing to say about it right now. People are like, I can't believe these bitches on this trip. I'm like, we're invited on the trip. Like, do you want us to say no?

[Hallie]

Right. Exactly.

[Dylan Gavage]

And Maureen gives back so much.

[Hallie]

She gives back so much. And honestly, like, I just feel like it really just comes down to people being jealous. And you can be annoyed about that or not, but, like, it really just, like, I don't understand, like, the hate.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, they want Us to die.

[Hallie]

And, like, she brought. Like, she does do things, like, where she brings. Like, she makes, like, a winner that can come on the trip or, like.

[Dylan Gavage]

She just made a big one where.

[Hallie]

Yeah, like, where you sign up and she's taking, like, nine of your friends to, like, the Turk's Mansion.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. She did a bunch of PR gift box giveaways.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Like, there's opportunities. And honestly, getting that opportunity is just as hard as getting invited to the tarte trip, too. As being an influencer. I feel like there's so many influencers you can choose from, and it's the same thing as choosing someone that's not an influencer for those trips, too.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. This is, like, one of those trips where, like, I've been watching it for years and, like, I was just, like, honored to be invited.

[Hallie]

Yeah, me too. Like, I didn't even expect to be invited. And I was like, holy shit. Like, I'm so proud and happy for myself.

[Dylan Gavage]

It was a great group. It was, like, a really fun group.

[Hallie]

I know. It really was. I feel like we all became, like, a little family.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, we did, and we're family forever.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

But anyways, how's your male life? How's your boy life? Did you go home and make out with anyone when we got back?

[Hallie]

No. So it's still really bland, but I'm starting to feel a little slutty. I think I'm ready to enter my, like, actual slut era.

[Dylan Gavage]

Welcome.

[Hallie]

I'm so excited.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's probably when you start hanging out with me.

[Hallie]

Honestly, though, I need. I need to hang out with you more if that's the case, because it's been too long, guys, seriously, like, I need to actually get.

[Dylan Gavage]

But were you gonna have a guy over the other night?

[Hallie]

I was gonna have a guy over the other night because, you know, when you're so hungover, like, you're just the most horniest.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh, my God.

[Hallie]

And, like, especially coming from a trip and you're tired. Like, I just want to be a pillow princess and have someone. Me.

[Dylan Gavage]

That was. I was still like. Did I tell you? I got back. Literally rushed to my apartment.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Put. Put a full beat on.

[Hallie]

Uhhuh.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, kind of like, all tipsy from the flight.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And then I passed out. I was supposed to meet up with a guy when you. This guy really scares me.

[Hallie]

But when you said that you were going to go out after we literally got back from tarp, I was like, babe, what? Like, Jesus. But I feel like you're like. You do that. Like, you know how to, like, rally up.

[Dylan Gavage]

No.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And I was ready, and I, like, have. I need to have sex.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Now I got it.

[Dylan Gavage]

Because if I don't have sex, like, what if I die?

[Hallie]

I don't. I just feel like my hole is getting tighter and tighter as we speak.

[Dylan Gavage]

Is that bad?

[Hallie]

Yeah, because the last thing, I want.

[Dylan Gavage]

My hole to get tighter.

[Hallie]

No, but, I mean, it just won't go in. Like, I feel like someone's knocking on the door and it's locked and jammed and, like, no one can get it open.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's like.

[Hallie]

And it's, like, raking everything, and it's just getting weird.

[Dylan Gavage]

Are you using lube?

[Hallie]

And you're like, yeah, we're using lube. We're using everyone. Everyone's open. Everyone's playing a role in that.

[Dylan Gavage]

Santa's little helpers are helping.

[Hallie]

Yes. Yes.

[Dylan Gavage]

When was the last time you got with someone and you felt like. Like he couldn't open your door?

[Hallie]

Yeah, he couldn't open my door. He tried with every power.

[Dylan Gavage]

Single power tool.

[Hallie]

Every power tool from the front to the back, to the side, to the east to the west. And I was just like, you know what? No one's home.

[Dylan Gavage]

So you just wanted to cuddle?

[Hallie]

We just, like, humped and stuff.

[Dylan Gavage]

How do you just hump?

[Hallie]

Like, you just, like, hump a little. It's like you're just humping each other.

[Dylan Gavage]

Was he cute?

[Hallie]

Yeah, he was cute.

[Dylan Gavage]

Would you see him again?

[Hallie]

Yeah, I would see him again. I don't know if he'll see me again, though. He didn't exactly get what he wanted. But whatever.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's okay. You win some, you lose some. I never get what I want.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Like, with guys, like, they're just always.

[Dylan Gavage]

Not knowing what they're doing, so I have to, like, teach them. Like, I'm not, like, a professor.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And, like, you don't want to tutor anyone. Like, you want to be tutored.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, Like, I just want a guy that knows what they're doing and can, like, manhandle me in a respectful, disrespectful way. Yeah.

[Hallie]

And that's not a lot to ask for.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's hard to find. It's hard to find a buddy out here.

[Hallie]

Maybe they're scared of you. They're intimidated.

[Dylan Gavage]

But, like, I'm not that scary. I'm, like, a hundred pounds.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I mean, you do have, like, a strong presence, so that's probably, like. Which is a good thing.

[Dylan Gavage]

All right, should we do the segment booze or not? Boosh.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

So. So is bad Bouge is good.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Dylan Gavage]

Beach dates, Flimps. Why you don't stand in your tight asshole.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I just think it's too hot.

[Dylan Gavage]

So what's your ideal date?

[Hallie]

I like to go to, like a candle at dinner with some cab salve and appetizers and like very dim lighting. I want the lights actually off. Like, I want the lights off.

[Dylan Gavage]

I actually want there to be a power outage in that area.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I want the lights off.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Do you like the lights off when you're hooking up with someone? Because I do.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I mean, I do. Because I feel like there's so much more imagination going on.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, I want it like my other senses to be heightened.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And when you don't see it, you can just like feel it.

[Dylan Gavage]

Feel it. Smell their body.

[Hallie]

100.

[Dylan Gavage]

Taste.

[Hallie]

Taste their body.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'm like getting horny now.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Okay. Ready? Getting picked up for a date.

[Hallie]

Booze. That's so hot. If you're picking me up in your catalog.

[Dylan Gavage]

In your catalog. Yeah.

[Hallie]

You want your catalog.

[Dylan Gavage]

So bad even if you're sending me a car. Like, I think that's.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Boosh.

[Dylan Gavage]

Boosh.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I agree.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Outfit repeating your best look.

[Hallie]

Please horrible. Don't repeat it.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, what if you didn't get an Instagram in it?

[Hallie]

Then that's fine. And that's B. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Espresso martinis.

[Hallie]

Espresso martinis.

[Dylan Gavage]

Espresso martinis.

[Hallie]

B. I think they're flim. I like just one or one at the end.

[Dylan Gavage]

I once had four in one night and I was so up I puked all over my comforter. And now they like, kind of ruined for me.

[Hallie]

It's like the caffeine in it too. You can't have. You can't just drink espressos on it. You have to like, have one. It's like a dessert.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, you don't want four desserts. I guess you're right.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Coffee as a first date.

[Hallie]

Flint. I don't need to smell your coffee breath. And also, like, also like, I want.

[Dylan Gavage]

To give you a hand job.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And also, like, what are we going to talk about in the morning?

[Dylan Gavage]

It's also very bright out.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's too bright. There's so much of the rest of the day. Like I want to have hump or hump. Like I want to do something.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Like I want to hump. I'm not going to hump at 2pm.

[Dylan Gavage]

I just want to give you like an over the pants hand job. I can't do that at Starbucks.

[Hallie]

No. Oh my God no.

[Dylan Gavage]

Although that'd be kind of hot.

[Hallie]

I mean I feel like that's like fourth date.

[Dylan Gavage]

Fourth date. Okay. Public displays of affection. PDA flims. Really?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Holding hands.

[Hallie]

Oh, that's fine. And like kind of like. Yeah, that okay. Like yeah, it's boosh. But like I feel like when it's like too much, it's flims.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, it's like.

[Hallie]

Well, because when I was younger and I had a dance competition in Vegas, me and my mom were in the elevator and this girl was getting fingered and I was like 10 years old and my head was right next to to her kitty cat and I saw his goddamn hand go in and she was like, literally looks like she was screaming with the volume down. And I was like, mom.

[Dylan Gavage]

So you big ptsd? Yeah, I guess like once I've been out in like I'll see someone like give a full on hand job like at the club.

[Hallie]

I mean I don't really care that much at the club. I mean I don't think I would be giving a hand job like where everyone could see but like maybe like in the back. Also hand jobs are kind of weird. Just suck the dick like in the middle of the club or just like, I mean are you really giving a full on hand job or are you.

[Dylan Gavage]

Just like your hand like his hand was like down his pants.

[Hallie]

Okay, you're just teasing a little. That's fine.

[Dylan Gavage]

So he's not like sitting down like his.

[Hallie]

Okay, so my vision was like.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, is that what your vision?

[Hallie]

Like literally like and it's like the like now.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, because at that point. Yeah, like just like sock it. Yeah. What are you doing? Okay. Dating someone with a roommate.

[Hallie]

Flims so boosh Flemish. Yeah, it's too messy.

[Dylan Gavage]

In what way?

[Hallie]

Like dating your roommate. Yeah, well, I had a roommate that we had a situationship with. We're really good friends now. But at the time it was messy and it just ruined like your vibes at home. Like you never felt like you can like just relax and put your hair down like you always were. Like.

[Dylan Gavage]

Because they were going to come over.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Or like what if like they bring a guy home or if they go on a date like oh, so you.

[Dylan Gavage]

Were in a situationship with your roommate.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's messy.

[Hallie]

It's so messy. But it was during like 2020 so like you know like desperate times call for desperate needs.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, it was the nearest dick, but.

[Hallie]

It was the definitely the nearest stick. And it was just so, just like not in your own home. You can't do that in your own home.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Because then you have to, like, move when. When, like, someone gets attached and they're, like, going on other dates. Exactly. I get that.

[Hallie]

Yeah, that's. It's tough.

[Dylan Gavage]

It is tough. Sunglasses indoors.

[Hallie]

Because I feel like it's okay sometimes. Like, I do like to wear glasses indoors sometimes when I'm hungover. Yeah. Like brunch.

[Dylan Gavage]

Airport.

[Hallie]

The airport. I don't think there's actually anything bad with it. I just think maybe when it's, like, so dark and it's like you're.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Like, I see people do that, and it's just.

[Hallie]

You can tell when someone's wearing glasses indoors for the right reasons or the wrong reasons. You can just tell. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

You can tell if it's, like, part of an outfit or not. Or sometimes, like, it's just like, they're. They think they're better than everyone.

[Hallie]

Exactly.

[Dylan Gavage]

Eggnog.

[Hallie]

Really?

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, I love eggnog.

[Hallie]

I just, like. I don't really drink it enough, and I just. Is it milk?

[Dylan Gavage]

No, it's like, egg.

[Hallie]

So there's egg.

[Dylan Gavage]

Stretch out.

[Hallie]

I know. Me too. Look at my.

[Dylan Gavage]

What is eggnog? Do people just drink eggnog? What? For protein.

[Hallie]

Honestly, I feel like it does sound actually really good.

[Dylan Gavage]

I want something creamy and milky in my throat right now.

[Hallie]

Yeah, honestly. Same. All right, I changed my answer to please.

[Dylan Gavage]

Micro bags.

[Hallie]

Micro bags.

[Dylan Gavage]

Actual purses.

[Hallie]

I don't know what those are.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh, micro bag. Oh, not like a bag.

[Hallie]

Flim.

[Dylan Gavage]

No.

[Hallie]

Flim. Yeah. It's like, get the that out of my face.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, literally, like, what do you do? Hit me with it.

[Hallie]

Like. Yeah, and, like, when they put on the tail, like, get that bag off the table.

[Dylan Gavage]

Literally, you could lose it.

[Hallie]

Yeah, Like, I'm sorry. It's not. It's not cute.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I agree. Shots.

[Hallie]

I really. After the tar trip, I'm down for shots now because they were all about the shots, and it really just love the shots. God, they love those goddamn shots.

[Dylan Gavage]

But, like, I don't like mix shots.

[Hallie]

No, I really love vodka shots.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Yeah, we had a lot of them.

[Hallie]

I mean, if we're gonna do a shot, like, don't. I mean, I do, like, a lemon drop shot, but, like, if you're gonna do a shot, like, you're not supposed to mix it, because, like, what's the point of even doing a shot if there's, like, other in it? Yeah, you should just drink that.

[Dylan Gavage]

Honestly, we should have just been, like, pulling from the handle. Yeah, we were at some instances. Yeah, like, they really wanted us to get drunk.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Like, there was no limits on the alcohol. They were like, you are partying today. And like, if you said that you already took a shot, they'd be like, no, you didn't. I'd be like, no, I swear I did.

[Dylan Gavage]

I promise. Someone took a picture of it somewhere.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

So how about bodega roadies?

[Hallie]

Bose, you can't judge.

[Dylan Gavage]

You can't judge.

[Hallie]

You got to keep the party going.

[Dylan Gavage]

The bartender knowing your name, Bose, that's honestly a flex.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Irish exiting.

[Hallie]

I feel like it's not rude if you don't know someone left. If someone left, like, aggressively and like.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, if you're not leaving, like, your only friend that's like in a wheelchair or something, like, at the club. Yeah, that would be bad. Don't do that.

[Hallie]

Yeah, no, Never leave your friend in a wheelchair at the club by themselves.

[Dylan Gavage]

That would be bad.

[Hallie]

That's mean. Staying out past 5am you know what? Flim? It's. It's. You have the worst day, the next day, and, hey, I do it and I hate myself for it.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, I do that way too often.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And it's like, I. It ruins my brain for, like, two weeks.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, my brain would be like mashed potatoes. My brain is mashed potatoes.

[Hallie]

I do feel like my brain right now is mashed potatoes.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, like mashed. No gravy. Dry.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Mashed potatoes.

[Hallie]

Bake oven mashed potatoes.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, we're on the same page with that.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I stay after I. You don't like an afterparty?

[Hallie]

I do. Are you kidding, Bo? Exactly.

[Dylan Gavage]

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[Dylan Gavage]

Turning your location off Flims why are.

[Hallie]

You turning your location off?

[Dylan Gavage]

What if you have a stalker?

[Hallie]

Yeah, exactly. And also, like, it's giving. Like, pick me.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, it's like you think someone's looking for your location.

[Hallie]

But also I look at everyone's location when I'm bored because I like to see who's around me and like, who I like, want to hang out with and who's like, around. Like, we all look at our friends locations because we're all nosy. So when they, when we turn our location off, we obviously know everyone's going.

[Dylan Gavage]

To now, like, what are they doing?

[Hallie]

Right?

[Dylan Gavage]

Let me know what are you up to?

[Hallie]

And also, like, are you turning it off for a specific person? Like, I want.

[Dylan Gavage]

I didn't know you would do that until recently. Yeah, I'm going to keep doing that.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, like, just do it to them, not to like the whole world. We want to see where you're at.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, no, literally, Sunday scaries beige.

[Hallie]

Because you know what?

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh wow, that's a hot take.

[Hallie]

I know. It is a hot take. And here's the thing. I take care of myself so good when I have the Sunday scaries. I do face mask, I take a bath, I watch housewives, I lay in my comfy bed. Like, it really is good in a way, but like, internally terrible. But like, there's good things about having the scaries. And also everyone has the scaries.

[Dylan Gavage]

I think you have different hangovers than me because, like, when I'm hungover, I'm like vibrating, shaking, feeling like a bus, truck and a plane just hit me.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And then I'm like, boosh.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I feel like I do. My anxiety is bad, but like, I, I like take care of myself better.

[Dylan Gavage]

Maybe I should start looking at Sunday scaries like that. Like, I don't really get that anxiety. I, Yeah, I do things that would probably invite scaries. But like, I always am. Like, I didn't kill anyone.

[Hallie]

Right. And also like, everyone has the scaries. Everyone's always like, what did I say, what did I do? Like, no one even remembers what you say or what you do, so you just have to keep telling yourself that.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I agree with that. Paying for your entire friend group's drinks flam. Now we shouldn't even be paying for our own drinks as a friend group. We should find a hot, rich man to do that for us.

[Hallie]

100.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's on, period.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

What kind of question is that?

[Hallie]

Yeah. Who asked that question?

[Dylan Gavage]

Marshall. All right. One person ordering for the table.

[Hallie]

Beige. Yeah, I think it's like a. Like, I'm like, okay.

[Dylan Gavage]

Also, I hate, like. Like, you know what's good on the menu. Yeah. Make sure this bunch.

[Hallie]

I love when I go somewhere and someone knows what to order, and it's like, they just like it. I'm like, that's, like, really hot, actually.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

When they're just like. Well, they'll like this. We'll do a little bit of that. Okay, cool.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You know?

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'm like. It's kind of, like, hot. Like, they're taking the charge.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And then when the food's good and we're liking it, we're like, okay. Like, so they know what they're doing. They have good taste, and they're good in bed. Exactly.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Saying less observing, more like, kind of, like, taking it all in rather than, like, talking a lot at the table. I'm an observer.

[Hallie]

I think. Boos. I think it's. I think I. I personally need to, like, observe. Actually, I do observe sometimes, but I feel like when I observe because I'm such an outrovert.

[Dylan Gavage]

Extrovert.

[Hallie]

Extrovert. Like, people think I'm, like, mad at them.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. What I do when I first meet people initially is I observe them, take it all in, and then I know how to act in front of them.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

If I can be really unhinged, be really inappropriate, be a psycho cunt, me too. Or if I'm, like, really put together and, like. Like, I feel them out before I can act.

[Hallie]

I mean, like, I feel like you have, like, everyone in their different relationships. Like, it's not that, like, we're, like, being fake or, like, bipolar. Like, I don't know, like, how the Geminis are. Like, we. You have to adapt differently to different people.

[Dylan Gavage]

Agreed.

[Hallie]

And, like, everyone brings something different out of you. Like, I have, like, a such a different relationship with all of my friends. Like, I'm a little bit more crazy with this one, but then I'm a little bit more, like, down to earth. And let's talk about Life and seriousness. But, like, you can't just like, always be like, you know. Yeah, I feel like everyone's like that.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, I agree with that.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Knowing when to disappear.

[Hallie]

Flame. Because why the hell are you disappearing? Where are you going?

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, like, where are you.

[Hallie]

Where the are you going?

[Dylan Gavage]

No, that one's a little sketch.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Having a roster.

[Hallie]

Booze.

[Dylan Gavage]

The bougie is the booze.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

But honestly, juggling's hard.

[Hallie]

I think, you know, having a roster is just. It adds character to your life.

[Dylan Gavage]

It adds and makes things interesting, and.

[Hallie]

It makes you who you are.

[Dylan Gavage]

I have, like, a texting roster. I don't really have a. They're not putting their junk inside of me.

[Hallie]

Yeah. More just like, talking roster.

[Dylan Gavage]

I love it. Pen pal.

[Hallie]

I do love to tax. I love phone sex. Like, sledding phone sex.

[Dylan Gavage]

Do you have.

[Hallie]

I love, like, texting dirty.

[Dylan Gavage]

I love texting dirty. But I don't like voice notes. I was.

[Hallie]

Some people like the voice notes. I used to do, like, actual phone sex, like, when I was in high.

[Dylan Gavage]

School, like, like on the phone.

[Hallie]

On the phone.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. See, I can't do that.

[Hallie]

I would. I mean, I really was, like, it was my favorite thing today. I actually would rather have done it like that than, like, physical sex.

[Dylan Gavage]

I love sexting. It's my favorite thing ever.

[Hallie]

I know, it's the best.

[Dylan Gavage]

But phone sex, I'm like, I don't want to talk that loud. Like, where were you doing that in your child? At home.

[Hallie]

In, like, you know, like, in my room. And, like, no one was home.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh, that's fine.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

I just get worried, like, about how thin my walls are. My apartment.

[Hallie]

Oh, I don't care.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh. Even when I'm, like, using a vibrator.

[Hallie]

And I'm like, honey, if my walls could talk.

[Dylan Gavage]

There'S families on my floor. Yeah. And, like, sometimes I'll have a guy over and I'm not quiet. I'm like an acapella singer.

[Hallie]

And you know what the thing is? I don't have guys over. And I. You would think that I am getting by any. Everyone in New York because I moan on, like, the phone with my friends. Like, we have moan, moan offs. And I'm, like, screaming and moaning and jumping. Like, my neighbors must think that I.

[Dylan Gavage]

Am hosting something illegal.

[Hallie]

Like, illegal. And like, they must think I'm the most happiest bachelor life. Because it sounds like it, honestly.

[Dylan Gavage]

Period. Yeah, Let them think that.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dylan Gavage]

Getting popcorn at the movies.

[Hallie]

Hello.

[Dylan Gavage]

And candy carrying cash.

[Hallie]

Beige. I think it's hot.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Reading the Menu before you go to the restaurant, boys. Who has time for that?

[Hallie]

I don't have time for that. But whoever does, please do, because let.

[Dylan Gavage]

Me know whoever does.

[Hallie]

Yeah, yeah, let me know what's going on.

[Dylan Gavage]

Drinking dairy milk flavors too much.

[Hallie]

It's giving, like. It's giving like, sweaty boy at recess that likes Doritos.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's good for your bones.

[Hallie]

Yeah, but they. People say, like, is it really good for your bones?

[Dylan Gavage]

No.

[Hallie]

Like, who said that?

[Dylan Gavage]

Bones? Yeah, probably a doctor said that. Yeah, probably. It's probably scientific that there's potassium or something in there. Calcium, you know, we don't need that. We just need vibes to live.

[Hallie]

Exactly.

[Dylan Gavage]

Being early.

[Hallie]

Well, honestly, booze, Because I'm always early.

[Dylan Gavage]

I try to be early.

[Hallie]

I'm way too early actually.

[Dylan Gavage]

Being late.

[Hallie]

Flames.

[Dylan Gavage]

I think it's. Unless it's a cocktail party.

[Hallie]

Yeah, that's. That's fine.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, I don't be the first one.

[Hallie]

Out of the party, and of course, I always am. Like, when we were in tart, I was the first one in the kitchen every morning. That's why I got so close to the kitchen staff, because they were like, look who it is. Even on the unwell one, I was first everywhere.

[Dylan Gavage]

You were hugging all of them.

[Hallie]

I know. When dancing with them. They were so cute.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, they were cute.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'm done. You are first everywhere.

[Hallie]

I am. I. I can't help. I have time anxiety.

[Dylan Gavage]

I do, too.

[Hallie]

I just. I'm like, I need to be there.

[Dylan Gavage]

I feel that.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Sending voice notes instead of texting. Oh, we just talked about that. I guess instead of texting. Not texting, though.

[Hallie]

I think that's in texting instead of sexting.

[Dylan Gavage]

So. No. Sending voice notes instead of texting.

[Hallie]

Flame.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh.

[Hallie]

I'm not really a voice. I'm not. I. I don't send that many voice. Like, when people send a voice thing to me, I'm like, oh, they want to talk. They want to just call me. Yeah, just call me. I'm a facetimer.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, you are a facetimer.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Read receipts.

[Hallie]

Honestly, Flames, take it off. I don't want to know if you read it, because if you do, I'll feel a certain way. If you don't answer me in, like, 10, 100. And guess what. So are you. So are you.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

So is Marshall.

[Dylan Gavage]

Exactly. Like, sometimes I do it to be passive aggressive.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's a superpower.

[Dylan Gavage]

It is.

[Hallie]

You can turn it on, and you can turn it off. You can make people go crazy with that read.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, in high school, Read receipts were a big deal.

[Hallie]

Huge, huge, huge deal. There was so much drama of the red situation. Like, they would be like, she read my text.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. In, like, Snapchat. They opened my Snapchat. Yeah.

[Hallie]

Do Snapchat still. Me and my home friends, we have a Snapchat group chat. So it's kind of fun.

[Dylan Gavage]

I have, like, a group chat for my friend group from Boston, but I'm.

[Hallie]

Not, like, I'm not active. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Soft launching.

[Hallie]

It's like, this isn't a movie. It's not a movie. We don't need a trailer. Just put it out, honestly, period. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And it's like, pick me. Like, I don't really give a.

[Hallie]

You know what? I realized I really don't, like, pick me. Like, I really am against pick me.

[Dylan Gavage]

What is like a pick me situation that you've seen recently?

[Hallie]

I don't know. And like, someone's like, overcompensating just to like. It's just like, some people just need to, like, relax. Like, you're good enough. Like, you don't need to try so hard. You know what I mean? And it's kind of just like, it makes me sad a little that, like, some people feel like they have to try so hard. But, like, I like you for who you are. I don't. I don't need you to, like, show.

[Dylan Gavage]

For me their insecurities.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And it's okay. Like, we all have insecurities, but also just like, you're okay, babe.

[Dylan Gavage]

You're okay.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

That's pretty sweet.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

How about I strangers Honestly blaze?

[Hallie]

That's like, fine. Well, unless, like, it's like an equal stare off. But what do you.

[Dylan Gavage]

Eye contact in general.

[Hallie]

It's scary. For sure. I do have to say, like, sometimes it freaks me out, but I do like it. I think it's important to, like, get.

[Dylan Gavage]

Used to, like, just in general or when you're having sex.

[Hallie]

Sex, for sure. When. If I'm having any sex. Sexual activity, whatever. I love eye contact.

[Dylan Gavage]

I think eye contact's hot.

[Hallie]

Yeah, me too. It, like, because you feel something, like, in your head. Like your head's getting facts.

[Dylan Gavage]

We definitely feel. Yeah. And it's like. It's like almost like you're like, wired in with them.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Like you're spiritually connected.

[Dylan Gavage]

But sometimes I'm like, if I'm trying to finish and the guy's staring me down like a hunter, I'm like. I'm like, let me literally focus on what I'm doing.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Or else I won't finish. Yeah. Unless I'm, like, in love with them, then I. I need them to look at me.

[Hallie]

Yeah, for sure.

[Dylan Gavage]

Tote bags.

[Hallie]

I love a toe. Do you hate totes?

[Dylan Gavage]

They're just, like, big.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I like a big bag.

[Dylan Gavage]

I love a big. Wait. Your. Your firkin.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Well, yeah, my fur can.

[Dylan Gavage]

Do not disturb.

[Hallie]

Ah, Flav.

[Dylan Gavage]

Really? I love. Do you not deserve.

[Hallie]

I hate it when I'm trying to call someone and I have to call twice. I just hate that selfishly. Selfishly.

[Dylan Gavage]

How many times have you tried to call me and I want to do not disturb.

[Hallie]

Actually, every time I call you, it like, I know I only FaceTime you, so that goes right through.

[Dylan Gavage]

Or I'll FaceTime you.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

I actually call and talk to you more than a lot of people.

[Hallie]

I know. I feel like we. We're really good phone friends, too.

[Dylan Gavage]

You're my pen pal.

[Hallie]

I know. I love supporting you on Tik Tok.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh.

[Hallie]

I just feel like you're so amazing and I love you.

[Dylan Gavage]

I support you, too. I repost everything you do.

[Hallie]

You are a really good, sweet supporter. We're friends.

[Dylan Gavage]

Well, we are friends.

[Hallie]

Like, we're real. We're like real friends.

[Dylan Gavage]

We're like real life friends now.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And Green might get jealous.

[Hallie]

I love Gren.

[Dylan Gavage]

Isn't he the best?

[Hallie]

Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with him. I feel like you guys are my parents.

[Dylan Gavage]

He's really, like, the sweetest, like, nice to everyone. Like, the best vibes.

[Hallie]

Yeah, no, he really is. And I loved hanging out with him. He's so funny.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, he's really good. Time. What do you think about non sexual sleepovers? Remember when we had one?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

What do you think of it?

[Hallie]

I love sleepovers. I think it's like, literally, it breaks the ice with the friendship. I love a sleepover. I really do. But we were really fucked up. Like, we were cuddling. Do you remember that?

[Dylan Gavage]

No.

[Hallie]

You were laying so close to me.

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[Dylan Gavage]

That's why Green gets hotels in New York.

[Hallie]

Yeah. You lay really close.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, he was like, I had to get. I had. I couldn't be that close to your clam.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And I was like, I'm not trying to fuck you.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

He was like, yeah, you are.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

So now he'd rather get a really expensive hotel in New York than sleep my bed.

[Hallie]

No, it was funny. I was like, oh, she's close. I'm kidding.

[Dylan Gavage]

I love you.

[Hallie]

I love you more.

[Dylan Gavage]

All right, let's do a Q A segment and both can answer.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And basically, like people that watch the show they ask questions, and then we're just gonna. Well, I'm not. You're not a idiot. You know, in a Q. A is. Yeah. Okay, give us your take on how to make new friends.

[Hallie]

To make new friends, you have to, you know, you have to observe in the beginning, like we said before, because you really need to learn about them by just, like, listening and watching them out.

[Dylan Gavage]

Because a lot of shady ass out here.

[Hallie]

There is. And honestly, I've learned that the people that you don't like in the beginning sometimes are actually the people that you really with in the end. But I did love you in the beginning.

[Dylan Gavage]

What did you think about me?

[Hallie]

Initially, I just was like, I. But before I knew, I was like, I have to hang out with her.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, was I exactly what you thought?

[Hallie]

Yeah, exactly what I thought. Where?

[Dylan Gavage]

How about me exactly what I thought?

[Hallie]

I just, like, knew. I just, like. No, like, I like. I just, like, know, like, what you like what you like. I just know how you vibe and navigate.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

It's, like, weird because, like, we only.

[Dylan Gavage]

Known each other for, like, we were just parasocial friends.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And then I already first walked in here, or I was late.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And to my own show.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And I walked in your hair, and you're wearing your purple cashmere heart sweater.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Not me knowing exactly what you're wearing.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And I was just like, I am so sorry. Yeah.

[Hallie]

You were like, Where's Mr. Sexy Pants? Right when you walked in the door. And I was, like, here, waiting for you, in attendance.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I think you don't want too many friends.

[Hallie]

No, no, no. Because you can't.

[Dylan Gavage]

You can't trust anybody, anyone. Especially in this world.

[Hallie]

People love to stir the pot and talk and stir the pot and talk.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, literally.

[Hallie]

It's kind of crazy, you know, it's.

[Dylan Gavage]

Kind of scary, honestly, to make new.

[Hallie]

Friends, like we said, you need to really observe and really figure out the person and kind of, like, know their isms and stuff like that.

[Dylan Gavage]

Their isms? Like, autism?

[Hallie]

Yeah. Like, if. I mean. Yeah. Is that. Is isms a word?

[Dylan Gavage]

I didn't. I just have never heard, like, learn their isms.

[Hallie]

I don't know if that's a word, but I feel like you guys know what I mean. I just feel like you really need to, like, be patient. I think patient is key.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Because you. If you, like. If you think too much into it, you're gonna be, like, so disappointed because you can't change someone so they're gonna be themselves.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I think. Where to find new friends?

[Hallie]

Where to find them.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. I would say workout classes. I would say just going out more. Go out a lot.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Workout classes is a good place to find friends.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I go to like Bodhi a lot. Well I haven't been in a while and I met this really cute guy and he's like, he's like married though. But he was so cute and he did yoga all the time and I haven't gone in a while but I want to go back. But he's like my New York City yoga friend.

[Dylan Gavage]

Well, yeah. So that's I feel like it's a great way to make friends.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Go to yoga.

[Dylan Gavage]

I can't imagine going to a new city though and having knowing no one.

[Hallie]

Yeah. No, I think I'm going to be here for a very long time.

[Dylan Gavage]

Same.

[Hallie]

I know my we're going to be.

[Dylan Gavage]

You're going to be a grandpa. You're like.

[Hallie]

No, I'm going to be the grandpa walking across and there's going to be a new Dylan in town.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like a mega twink. Anything.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Yeah. So.

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[Hallie]

Yeah. I don't know when you're supposed to start.

[Dylan Gavage]

I think it's different for guys and girls, but I'm guessing a girl asked this because. Yeah, her name is. Yeah, she's a girl. You really have to, like, rub one out.

[Hallie]

You have to, like, get a good.

[Dylan Gavage]

Vibrator and just work on yourself.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Put in that work. Sprain your wrist.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I guess for guys it happens earlier. I think we're like 13.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. I mean, I wasn't like buying vibrators until I was.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's definitely different late high school.

[Dylan Gavage]

But now I have this one vibrator that I use like by myself. I also use when I like, have sex.

[Hallie]

Yeah, all my friends use vibrators when they have sex. And like, also sometimes I wish I was a girl to like, feel it.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's so, so nice.

[Hallie]

I feel like it is better for you guys.

[Dylan Gavage]

An orgasm. Yeah, it's like an explosion. It's like a full body rush of explosion. Explosive fireworks.

[Hallie]

And are you just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. And then like, they keep coming and like, the more they come, the stronger they get.

[Hallie]

Wow.

[Dylan Gavage]

And it's better with a butt plug in your ass.

[Hallie]

Wow.

[Dylan Gavage]

Because then it like contains everything. Like every nerve ending. It feels like you're on Molly. I'm not even kidding.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God.

[Dylan Gavage]

So that's like when you have an orgasm, when you're like on ecstasy or Molly. You're not saying, do that. Don't do that.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Oh, my God. Try it.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like you. Like, my neck breaks almost.

[Hallie]

Really?

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

God, I'm jealous.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I'm sure it's good for you too.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I would say. Sorry. I would just say invest in a good vibrator and start watching different variations of porn. Honestly, I. I couldn't really finish with my imagination for a long time.

[Hallie]

Oh. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

And I still can't. I need to watch something.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I go through phases. Imagination and porn and physical.

[Dylan Gavage]

Well, physical. We.

[Hallie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Honestly, it's hardest to finish with someone else there sometimes. Yeah, Sometimes.

[Hallie]

Like, if they're not like.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'm thinking of like, you're 19.

[Hallie]

Oh, okay.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, I would be self conscious still at that age. A little.

[Hallie]

Oh, yeah. It was scary at first. You're like, whoa, it's in my face. It's like this like, in my face. Like, I'm like this. Oh. Like, it doesn't even. You can't even meet it first. Like, it just.

[Dylan Gavage]

You can't look in the eye. It's like a massive anteater. When can I.

[Hallie]

Literally.

[Dylan Gavage]

It's a big. It's like Mount Everest.

[Hallie]

It's huge.

[Dylan Gavage]

Okay.

[Hallie]

I feel like our brains are getting better right now. We're, like, getting more energized. Before, we were like this.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh, now we're talking. Start starting to talk about dick. And we're like, yeah, but for a while, I just go, tote bags.

[Hallie]

Yeah, you're. And I'm like, I kind of like tote bags. And you're like, they're too bag.

[Dylan Gavage]

All right, I'm going into a slump. How do I fix it?

[Hallie]

You're. You're okay. You're going into a slump. How do I fix it? Stop. Stop smoking.

[Dylan Gavage]

Wait, I'm going to. Going out slump. How do I fix it?

[Hallie]

Like, as in, like, they're going out a lot?

[Dylan Gavage]

No, like, they're not going out at all.

[Hallie]

I feel like this is there before.

[Dylan Gavage]

I feel like, just go out.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I don't really think there's, like, any, like, good advice. I think you need to get the.

[Dylan Gavage]

Up look out, Put some makeup on, look in the mirror, tell yourself you're a beautiful, gorgeous woman that deserves to be seen by the general public.

[Hallie]

Exactly. And get the out.

[Dylan Gavage]

Get the out and tell everyone up.

[Hallie]

Shut the up and boo you.

[Dylan Gavage]

Exactly. Is it worth spending 300 on a toy? Yes. Depends on the toy.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it definitely depends on the toy.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I have spent 300. Around 300 bucks on a butt plug or something close to that.

[Hallie]

Wow.

[Dylan Gavage]

Well, they have to be heavy, so they, like, hold things down.

[Hallie]

Wait. Okay, I actually need to look into that.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like, I have a stainless steel one with, like, a swar. Like, like, diamond on the end. What's up, Bryn Swarovski?

[Hallie]

Yeah, I know. I know what you're talking about. Wow.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'll show you it.

[Hallie]

That's unbelievable. Good for you. I think now I know what I want for Christmas.

[Dylan Gavage]

You take that back.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Wow, that's beautiful.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, it really is.

[Hallie]

Well, you probably look so cute with it in. Just like, the diamond coming out of.

[Dylan Gavage]

Your butt, and it's blue, and it's really pretty, and it, like, sp. Sparkles in the light. Oh, look at this one.

[Hallie]

Oh, I want that one.

[Dylan Gavage]

I want that one. You want this one?

[Hallie]

And it's metal.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah, it's stainless steel. So they're heavy and they're kind of big, but it's worth the money. Trust me. Trust me.

[Hallie]

All right. I guess they have to tell us.

[Dylan Gavage]

Your most memorable time at college.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God. I have so many, Honestly, my friends, that we would be dancing all day, and we would go back to our friend's apartment. It was called 5J. And we had, like, this wall in their apartment where we, like, write down our quotes and, like, sign our names and, like, that. Walt spoke. But anyways, we would all come together and we would put on, like, these little shows in the apartment.

[Dylan Gavage]

And.

[Hallie]

Yeah, and I would be dancing for hours after. Dancing all day, just putting on the most insane shows. And it was the most wholesome energy ever.

[Dylan Gavage]

It was wholesome.

[Hallie]

So wholesome. We all loved each other so much and supported each other.

[Dylan Gavage]

It was like a talent show.

[Hallie]

It was a talent show, but we would. I don't know. It was like a play. Like, we had costumes. Like, everyone was involved. Lighting, like, in the apartment. Like, it was so crazy. And we would get really high before.

[Dylan Gavage]

Wait, that's fun.

[Hallie]

It was so fun.

[Dylan Gavage]

My most memorable times were, like, at this one party house called a 21 at Union. And they would throw these, like, massive bangers. And, like, everyone would just be, like, making out on the dance floor in the dance room. But, like, you. We would individually go to, like. Like, guys live there.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

So we'd go to, like, each room and, like, hang out in the rooms and, like, go, like, from room to room. And then sometimes we'd have, like, orgies in the rooms.

[Hallie]

Oh, okay. So. Oh, okay. Oh, oh. So wait, did you go to a Greek life?

[Dylan Gavage]

I wasn't in Greek life.

[Hallie]

You weren't?

[Dylan Gavage]

I was not.

[Hallie]

Okay, because you went to the city too, right?

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I went to Union College in upstate New York, which founded Greek Life, essentially.

[Hallie]

Oh.

[Dylan Gavage]

But I had my GPA was, like.

[Hallie]

Below A one, babe. Me too. So in. When we're in the dance department, if your GPA is really low, you can't perform. And I couldn't perform because I failed half of my academics. Because, honestly, let's get real. I don't fucking need the academics.

[Dylan Gavage]

Neither of us did.

[Hallie]

But, like, are you kidding me? And I thank God I didn't waste my time writing up an essay. Wasting my time. Like, absolutely not.

[Dylan Gavage]

What a great message to send to the.

[Hallie]

I know. I don't mean it like that, but at the same time, guys, like, at the end of the day, like, it's fine.

[Dylan Gavage]

I wish I had chat. Gbt.

[Hallie]

You don't use that?

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Like, during college. I wish I had it.

[Hallie]

God, will you. Do you see the tik toks of like teachers freaking out at students?

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Those are my favorite videos.

[Hallie]

That would be. That would be me. I would be using chat GBT for every thing.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I was. You know, I'd cheat a little here.

[Hallie]

And there, but obviously everyone did. So I had an anatomy class and I cheated on my friend Alyssa's test. And for one of her answers, she wrote and everything else. And so I wrote and everything else. And my teacher called me out in front of the whole class and she goes, what is this? And I'm like, what? She was. And everything else. I was like, who? She was like, who copied off who? And I was like, her? Yeah. I was like looking at Alyssa. She was like pissed at me.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh, really?

[Hallie]

Yeah. We had to retake the whole test again.

[Dylan Gavage]

Both of. Both of you guys.

[Hallie]

She was pissed at me. But she. I'm sorry, Alyssa. You did let me like, she. You were like that, Alyssa. But like, a girl's gotta help the girls.

[Dylan Gavage]

No, like I. My girls used to do that for me too. Yeah, well, you know what? I hated the fucking hardos that wouldn't do that for you.

[Hallie]

Ew. Like the straight A's.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. And I was like.

[Hallie]

And they're like, oh.

[Dylan Gavage]

I'm like, let me cheat off your swag.

[Hallie]

I kind of hated teacher pets.

[Dylan Gavage]

Oh. They're like, what's the homework?

[Hallie]

You bro, like go jerk off.

[Dylan Gavage]

Go jerk off.

[Hallie]

Please.

[Dylan Gavage]

Would you go long distance?

[Hallie]

You know what? Maybe because I do like my alone time and I like when I miss.

[Dylan Gavage]

Someone if he was like really hot.

[Hallie]

I just wouldn't know if I could trust that. Because I do understand when like you need like that physical in your mouth. Sorry, was that too much?

[Dylan Gavage]

No, I love that.

[Hallie]

Okay. I'm just.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. Cuz I was like, wait, I need a physical in my mouth.

[Hallie]

Like sometime. Like if we're like a week off. Great. Like I will be starving for that. But like if it's like a year, like I'm not going to not have a in my mouth.

[Dylan Gavage]

Like if he's like out and like, like in a different country, you would not do it. No, but la. Yeah, I would do long distance. Maybe if like cuz I can travel wherever I want.

[Hallie]

Yeah. But like he has fly me out 100%.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Would you ever go down on a girl? No. I'm just kidding. That wasn't even on.

[Hallie]

No, I would never.

[Dylan Gavage]

No. The top five Holy Grail Beauty slash skincare products.

[Hallie]

Cat eye. Cat Daily Caudally. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

Caudally is great.

[Hallie]

Obsessed with their elixir spray.

[Dylan Gavage]

Elixir spray? Yeah.

[Hallie]

Oh, so good.

[Dylan Gavage]

And their face wash and the reservatrol stuff.

[Hallie]

Oh, I never heard.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. What's it called?

[Hallie]

I also like Peter Thomas Roth. Thomas Roth. Their eye patches are to die for.

[Dylan Gavage]

Mm.

[Hallie]

That shit where thighs up.

[Dylan Gavage]

I like in beauty. I like heels a lot.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I like heels.

[Dylan Gavage]

Metacube has some good love.

[Hallie]

Metacube Love Medicube. Metacube's good. Did you get that skin thing from Tarte? Yeah, I've always wanted one of those.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Do ring sand during hand jobs if I like you. No.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

If I don't like you or I don't care about the hand job, I'm like, yeah. Or if I kind of hate you and want you to feel something, you'll like. I only wear these rings and they're diamonds and they're kind of like sharp. So like you'll feel if I'm giving you a hand job. But some guys say that they kind of like when. Because I. I do have crafty hands. So sometimes I hope something lasts a little longer if there's like a little pain in there.

[Hallie]

Well, good to know. God, I learned so much when I come here.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. How about you?

[Hallie]

I'm just more like. It's just like not. It's. Yes, I'm Boom. Yeah. That's what I do.

[Dylan Gavage]

How slotty do you like your martinis? Sluttiest filthy daddy issue martini on the dirty bats.

[Hallie]

I'm dirty bats.

[Dylan Gavage]

Do you like dirty martinis?

[Hallie]

I don't, but I do and I drink them everywhere I go.

[Dylan Gavage]

Yeah. Like I have a. I love.

[Hallie]

I like them after the third one.

[Dylan Gavage]

Cuz I can't have so many of them. So sometimes I go through phases where I'm like, I need to order Cosmo.

[Hallie]

But like you get used to the taste. I feel like. I feel like it's like drink starting to drink wine for the first time.

[Dylan Gavage]

Time. I love wine and I've been liking wine too much recently, I think.

[Hallie]

Me too.

[Dylan Gavage]

Is there anything else you want to add?

[Hallie]

I'm good. Just the vibes and. Yeah.

[Dylan Gavage]

I hope everyone has a great new year. And I hope everyone gets and gets up and be kind to everyone. Unless they're ruthless, rude. Then we. We can cross them and them. But yeah. I love you guys. Dylan, thank you for coming on again.

[Hallie]

Thanks for having me. It's an honor.

[Dylan Gavage]

This won't be the last time he's sitting down this couch either.

[Hallie]

Exactly. So be prepared to see my fat ass again.

[Dylan Gavage]

All right, Love you all. See you next time. Bye.

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