Hallie's BDE & Graydon's love language

Summary

Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: Hallie’s BDE & Graydon’s Love Language

Date: October 2, 2025
Guests: Graydon Cutler

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Episode Overview

In this hilariously unfiltered episode, Hallie and her bestie Graydon reunite in NYC to recap their latest escapades, discuss what it means to have “big dick energy,” and dive deep into their love languages, sex lives, and disastrous nights out in the city. As always, the conversation is brutally honest and full of spicy, laugh-out-loud moments—think bedroom confessions, behind-the-scenes drama from the club, and raunchy Truth or Drink questions. The episode paints an intimate (and often ridiculous) snapshot of modern dating, friendship, and NYC debauchery, echoing the raw sleepover energy fans adore.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reunited: Hallie & Graydon’s NYC Catch-Up

• [02:19] The duo are thrilled to see each other again after a while apart (“I haven’t seen you since Nantucket.” – Graydon, 02:40).
  • Hallie jokes about being called Graydon’s “little boy,” and they riff on their playful friendship dynamic.
• [03:08] Graydon admits New York “overwhelms” him, especially the lack of driving and the sky-high cost of parking.
  • “In my building specifically to own a parking spot... north of $350 grand.” – Hallie, 03:24
  • Graydon’s choice to get a hotel rather than crash at Hallie’s for “alone time” sparks a comedic detour about boundaries and potential orgies (“Would you have an orgy with me?” – Hallie, 05:37).

2. NYC Nightlife: Club Hopping and Door Drama

• [07:49] Hallie introduces Graydon to her current obsession, membership club Shea Margaux, describing it as swanky with “mistress vibes.”
  • “If I were, like, a hedge fund guy cheating on my wife... I’d bring the mistress to Shay Margot.” – Hallie, 07:57
• [09:09] Getting into other clubs is a challenge. Hallie describes NYC bouncers as obsessed with gender ratios and recounts being turned away even as a semi-celebrity. She once “made out with the bouncer” but still can’t get in reliably.
  • Humorous moment: An old man tries to reclaim his artwork from Gospel club while yelling, “Do you know who the fuck I am?” – Hallie, 10:05
  • Graydon shares Boston’s less exclusive, cash-bribe bouncer culture.
  • Hallie reflects on appearance-based rejection: “Rejection is redirection.” (11:34) Graydon quips, “Redirection with an erection.” (11:36)

3. Raw Confessions: Sex, Orgies, and Sexual Real-Talk

• [12:15] They candidly share stories about sexual positions, topping and bottoming, “bareback” riding, and who’s “tighter” based on sex frequency.
  • “I am a top.” – Hallie, 12:21
  • “You would be a bottom verse.” – Graydon, 12:30
• [14:00] Hallie boasts about her recent sexual exploits; Graydon bemoans a dry spell.
  • “I would just be lucky if I could even touch a dick.” – Graydon, 13:04
  • Hallie shares the awkwardness of a partner’s one-minute performance, but shrugs it off.
• [14:38] Truth or Drink Game
  • Popping Cherries While Horseback Riding: They debate the myth that riding horses bareback can “pop your cherry.”
    • “I don’t have a cherry. I understand that, but obviously I was the only boy at my barn and girls would ride bareback without a saddle.” – Graydon, 15:20
    • Hallie reads the clinical explanation after consulting ChatGPT.
  • Sex Sentiments: Revealing questions about nudes (“Have I ever sent nudes? 100%, like this morning.” – Graydon, 20:02), wild sex locations (pickup truck on highway, club bathrooms), and how Grindr features in Graydon’s love life.
  • On Body Image and “Tightness”: Who’s “tighter” – someone having sex all week, or someone in a dry spell?
    • “The human body is very forgiving, you should know that.” – Hallie, 24:47

4. Exploring Fantasies & Taboo Desires

• [27:56] What sexual thing have you never tried but wish you could?
  • Graydon: Wishes he knew what it felt like to have a vagina ("A lot of boys feel this way... not in the ass, just… a vagina." – 27:56)
  • Hilarious talk about Hallie’s “big dick energy.”
    • “You kind of give like dick energy.” – Graydon, 29:16
    • “If I had a dick, it'd be a massive piece.” – Hallie, 29:32
• [29:46] Recurrent fantasies: Graydon admits, “I really miss my babysitter. I think about him a lot. I think he’s married. Hoping his family doesn’t see this.” Hallie shares her fantasy of a “fake robbery” (“I would love to get robbed… if we can’t fuck.” – 30:35)
• [31:06] Dream talk leads weirdly to new vitamin-induced nightmares and the hazards of melatonin and Lemmy Sleep gummies.

5. Love Languages, Relationships & Single Life

• [38:04] Hallie and Graydon dissect their own and each other’s love languages:
  • Graydon: “I would give clean laundry… acts of service.” (38:38)
  • Hallie: “A blowjob. It’s all of them into one.” (39:02)
  • Both seem to crave physical touch but reflect on how affirmation is more abundant (from followers or themselves) than real intimacy.
  • Graydon’s self-soothing: “Before I go to bed I give myself pats on the back. Have you ever done that? It’s like the ultimate self-love.” (41:01)

6. Gushing Over Justin Bieber

• [42:20] Hallie and Graydon detour into Bieb-mania—the news Justin Bieber is headlining Coachella.
  • Graydon reveals he cried in a TikTok about maybe not going (“If I don’t get invited to Coachella... people yell at me because I block their view... that’s why I said artist pass.” – 43:01)
  • Graydon’s dream interaction: “I’m so proud of you.” (43:49)
  • Both rave about Bieber and Hailey, sharing empathy for internet hate and the pressure of Hollywood.

7. Odds and Ends: Tennis, French, and Playing “Who Would Play Us in a Movie?”

• [34:43] Plans for dinner and reminiscing about failed tennis attempts (“My mom’s a great tennis player.” – Graydon)
• [36:18] Language skills: Hallie boasts about her family’s linguistic ability; Graydon’s “Bonjia” in Portuguese.
• [47:45] Casting themselves in movies: Dan Levy for Graydon (“Everybody would say Dan Levy.”) and Anna Faris for Hallie, leading to a wish to rewatch “Scary Movie.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On NYC nightlife:
  "If I were, like, a hedge fund guy cheating on my wife...I’d bring the mistress to Shay Margot."
  — Hallie, 07:57

• On sex, confidence, and insults:
  "Those insults made me reflect. And honestly, I'm thankful for them because I would have never been clocked by anyone else."
  — Hallie, 11:41

• Love languages, single life & self-soothing:
  "Before I go to bed, I give myself pats on the back. Have you ever done that? It's like the ultimate form of self love.”
  — Graydon, 41:01

• Big Dick Energy:
  "You kind of give like dick energy."
  – Graydon, 29:16
  "If I had a dick, it'd be a massive piece."
  — Hallie, 29:32

• On Justin Bieber:
  "I like, don't even want to talk about, like, it's hard for me to talk about because I'm just, like, so proud of him."
  — Graydon, 42:43

• Comedic Self-Reflection:
  "I'm a professional sleeper."
  — Graydon, 32:57
  "I'm a professional sleeping arounder."
  — Hallie, 33:03

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Key Timestamps

• [02:19] – Hallie and Graydon catch up / NYC gripes
• [07:49] – Nightlife: drama and club culture
• [11:34] – “Rejection is redirection… with an erection.”
• [12:15] – Sex confessions, top/bottom talk
• [14:38] – Truth or Drink: wildest sex stories, nudes, riding “bareback”
• [27:56] – Untried sexual fantasies
• [29:16] – Graydon: “You give dick energy.” Hallie accepts her BDE
• [38:04]–[41:45] – Love languages, single life, self-love rituals
• [42:20] – Bieber mania
• [47:45] – “Who would play us in a movie?”
• [49:11] – Final recap and chaotic wrap-up

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Tone & Style

This episode embodies loose, slumber-party banter: Hallie’s brash, self-assured, and quick-witted; Graydon is affable, candid, and self-deprecating. The tone is irreverent (NSFW), intimate, and full of inside jokes, with moments of surprisingly sweet vulnerability mixed with playful raunch.

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Conclusion

“Hallie’s BDE & Graydon’s Love Language” is the essence of Extra Dirty: confessional, outrageous, and full of raw (sometimes explicit) humor. Listeners gain insights into Hallie and Graydon’s friendship, their secrets and insecurities, and get an honest, wild look at NYC influencer life and the unpredictable landscape of dating, sex, and self-love in your 20s.

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For full show, follow Hallie Batchelder and Graydon Cutler on socials — and tune in next week for even more chaos!

Transcript

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[Graydon]

I grew up riding horses, obviously.

[Hallie]

And we. Here we go. He always pulls a equestrian. You.

[Graydon]

You're just mad you didn't have a horse. Let me.

[Hallie]

I was the horse.

[Graydon]

I don't have a cherry. I understand that, but obviously I was the only boy at my barn, and girls would ride bareback without a saddle.

[Hallie]

I've been riding bareback since I was 15.

[Graydon]

Yeah, okay, we got it.

[Host or Narrator]

What up, you little freaks?

[Hallie]

Oh, you guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York.

[Host or Narrator]

Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Hallie]

Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Hi.

[Graydon]

Hi, everybody. Gigi's back in the building.

[Hallie]

I'm, like, sweating. Me and Graydon haven't sat down in, like, how long? It feels like forever. When I'M not with you. I feel like that's a lyric in a song.

[Graydon]

Definitely. Forever when I'm not with you. Like Avril Lavigne or some. I haven't seen you since Nantucket.

[Hallie]

I know.

[Graydon]

My little baby girl.

[Hallie]

Looks at me early and goes, who's my little boy?

[Graydon]

Like, those words just like, did not mean to come out of my mouth because she. We were talking about how she, like, looks like a boy. And I was like, well, you're my little boy.

[Hallie]

And then I was like, yeah, we had to cut that. We had to cut that. So Graydon's here for the weekend. What do you think of New York, Grady? You hate it and you slander my city.

[Graydon]

Historically, New York has always overwhelmed me. I'm not really sure why.

[Hallie]

I just don't think you like traffic. I also think you like driving a lot. I think it's therapeutic.

[Graydon]

I love to have my car. I mean, I could have my car here, but I believe that comes at a very hefty price.

[Hallie]

I mean, I think, like, I know in my building specifically to own a parking spot. It's something like north of 350 grand.

[Graydon]

Okay, perfect.

[Hallie]

I remember they were showing me the building. I was like, oh, parking. Like this is perfect. And they're like, it's 350 grand. A spa. And I had to like sit there and pretend like maybe I could afford that. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, I.

[Graydon]

Could have my car shipped, which I don't even have a car from Boston.

[Hallie]

Well, like a lot of the influencers that live in the same exact, exact area as me have cars, but they just keep it at a, like, a lot. And like pay essentially like rent.

[Graydon]

Yeah, they rent. They lease a spot, a space. So this time around I'm staying in a hotel. Usually I stay with Hallie.

[Hallie]

I'm like, kind of offended. Is there something that, like, steered you away from you sleeping with me?

[Graydon]

Probably like sleeping next to your clam for four night straight. I don't know.

[Hallie]

My clam is never that close to you.

[Graydon]

You're a hot sleeper, let me tell you. No, to be honest, I got a hotel because I'm trying to have a good relationship with New York 1. The hardest part is getting here. You either take the Amtrak, which I don't like that the Amtrak doesn't have security. Like, it actually freaks me out. Like, what if somebody.

[Hallie]

I got my wallet still in there once, but I was in the economy.

[Graydon]

What if someone. The train.

[Hallie]

Someone what? It's not like the subway.

[Graydon]

Anybody could walk on the Amtrak. With like a bomb. That's what I'm saying.

[Hallie]

So I walk into the stew right now with a bomb.

[Graydon]

No, it's locked. Like a train's not locked. You just buy a ticket, walk on. Anyway, so I flew and I'm staying in a hotel. Cuz I'm trying to build a good relationship with New York because I do like it here, but I'm trying to see what it feels like being alone, you know?

[Hallie]

You, babe. You know what it's like to be alone.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I know.

[Hallie]

And I do too.

[Graydon]

Also.

[Hallie]

I thought you wanted to. Like, I thought not me, but like, like, right in general. Like that's why you wanted your own space. Or you were giving me room to. If I chose to do so.

[Graydon]

If we both wanted to, and I was. We were both staying at yours, we would probably do it together.

[Hallie]

Would you have an orgy with me?

[Graydon]

Define orgy. How many people?

[Hallie]

Like, not more than four. How many people do you want?

[Graydon]

I think an orgy is four or more.

[Hallie]

Four score and more. No on Northmore and Tribeca.

[Graydon]

What? What?

[Hallie]

Sorry, I'm Dr. Seuss, but have you ever had an orgy?

[Graydon]

No.

[Hallie]

Like, you've never been the same room when someone else is having sex?

[Graydon]

I've been in the same room as you. Having oral. Giving oral.

[Hallie]

Like with who?

[Graydon]

Memorial Day weekend.

[Hallie]

Oh, yeah.

[Graydon]

Which I don't. People know. I know. We. Maybe we don't bring this up again. Never mind.

[Hallie]

No, we can bring it up.

[Graydon]

Okay. It's like it's a. It's kosher. Like it's fine.

[Hallie]

I mean, I wouldn't say any names, but I never do.

[Graydon]

I just feel like a lot of people don't know that I was there.

[Hallie]

Yeah, you were in the room, but.

[Graydon]

I took my contacts out. I couldn't really see that.

[Hallie]

Well, that's probably when the moment struck when I was like, oh, he can't see anything. Let me just schlab on your knob. But honestly, in your defense, it was like, the doors are open.

[Graydon]

Yeah, it's a Jock and Joe.

[Hallie]

Whatever.

[Graydon]

Anyway, I just had to throw that in there. Also, we were drinking before this, in case you're wondering.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I. I don't think anyone was wondering based off our tones. We went to bubbies prior and we got a Bloody Mary. What do we get? Like. Cuz I want us to know how much of a lightweight we really are. We got one Bloody Mary, we got one mimosa. Both like very much low proof drinks. Those are gateway drinks, okay? Oh, gateway.

[Graydon]

Oh, I thought you were talking about me? Yeah. Well, we didn't. I didn't eat before that.

[Hallie]

That's why we had a turkey sandwich.

[Graydon]

Sandwich After. After the drinks.

[Hallie]

But that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to drink and then eat the bread that absorbs the alcohol. It's like a sponge. You don't have the sponge before the mask?

[Graydon]

No, that's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to eat before you drink.

[Hallie]

What's the difference?

[Graydon]

I don't know. Ask Dr. Oz. Next.

[Hallie]

Next. So this weekend, what. What do we do last night? Let's recap the night before we get into anything else.

[Graydon]

Okay. Tell them what we did.

[Hallie]

We. I mean, like, I brought great into Shea Margot, which is my favorite place to go to right now.

[Graydon]

My first time.

[Hallie]

I get these hyper fixations on these membership clubs and shame. Argo is been lovely. It's so swanky. Like, if I were, like, a hedge fund guy cheating on my wife, I would bring them to. I bring the mistress to Shay Margot. It gives mistress vibes.

[Graydon]

But it was very busy.

[Hallie]

It was too busy.

[Graydon]

You'd have to go before the crowd comes.

[Hallie]

And one thing about me is I need to sit 100. I don't like to stand. I don't like to walk.

[Graydon]

I don't like to use my body.

[Hallie]

Unless I'm, like, coming.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. Cheers to that.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God. You wouldn't either, though. I mean, Shea Margot, I wish we stayed there. You know, it gets a little tricky when you're, like, bouncing around place to place. Also, New York is such a place that, like, really, every bouncer takes note of ratio. And I think there were more men than women that say, and not only was it more men than women, it was like four gay men and, like, a girl.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

So, like, the chances of us getting into gospel, I knew before going there, even though that guy was like, it's a lock. We're in. We're on the list. I was like, it doesn't matter if you're on the list for gospel. I used to go to gospel, like, six times a week. I swear to God, I used to go every chance I got. And still getting in was a struggle. I made out the bouncer there once. I think he still works there.

[Graydon]

I don't like it there.

[Hallie]

I knew we weren't gonna get in.

[Graydon]

I haven't even been inside, but I don't even like the outside.

[Hallie]

I like, was part of a party there the other night, and they still said no to me at the door. Like they had a Halle Teeni three nights prior on the drink menu, then.

[Graydon]

They just forgot about your ass.

[Hallie]

They said that. Remember the guy out front that was bitching about his art?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

There was this guy, this old man, and apparently all of his art was in this gospel establishment.

[Graydon]

I think he was on something. I don't think.

[Hallie]

No, he looked really mad, but like, the people at the door, I was watching the conversation, they were being so kind to him. And he goes, do you know who the I am? Do you know the I am? And I'm like, that's a bold ass statement for a seven year old to make out the door of gospel. He's like, oh, art lines, the walls of gospel. And then he goes, and then he goes, my son's in there, he's taking all the art out right now. And then all of a sudden this man is unloading massive pieces of art.

[Graydon]

Did he actually take it out?

[Hallie]

Yes. There's a video of him loading in massive art into the back of an Uber. It was even an Uber black.

[Graydon]

My back was to the door. Cuz I was like, I don't want to see the conflict.

[Hallie]

There's nothing more humiliating than getting turned down at a door. Is that in Boston culture too? Like, do you ever have a hard time getting in places?

[Graydon]

No.

[Hallie]

There's like three bars to go out.

[Graydon]

In Boston if you have cash. Like, you just give it to the boat, you give it to the bouncer.

[Hallie]

It doesn't work like that here. They'll like turn down girls if they're like ugly here.

[Graydon]

Yeah. One time I was in New York when I was little. Not when I was little, whatever. I was underage and my friend got denied from a bar.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Because she, the bouncer didn't think she looked good. So then I took the blame and like told them we can't go in because like, they knew my ID was fake. Like I took one for the team because I didn't want her to think that she was ugly. Yeah, she wasn't.

[Hallie]

But like, honestly, it's so, like discriminatory rejection is redirection.

[Graydon]

Redirection with an erection.

[Hallie]

With an erection. Exactly.

[Graydon]

Period.

[Hallie]

That's what I say about my trolls whenever I get used to get clocked for having like a handsome squidward jaw or like something was off with my teeth or something. I got veneers, I got Master Botox. Those insults made me reflect. And honestly, I'm thankful for them because I would have never been clocked by anyone else.

[Graydon]

You think they made you take action?

[Hallie]

I. It Was a call to action. But they thought they were clocking me. Let little did they know I took.

[Graydon]

That clocking and you went to the bank and you got it fixed. Yeah, as you said.

[Hallie]

And that's on period. So what's been new with you? Have you gotten bent over recently?

[Graydon]

No.

[Hallie]

Oh, your top. What else do we talk about?

[Graydon]

I think doesn't like tops.

[Hallie]

I don't not like tops. I am a top.

[Graydon]

You would be a bottom verse.

[Hallie]

Is that the word verse?

[Graydon]

Yeah. Good job.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Because I've done both. But like someone asked me the other day like if what my favorite position is when you can't.

[Graydon]

You can't be verse as a girl.

[Hallie]

I can't be versed. I'm making it a thing. And I said being on top, like I'd rather be on top is the one position I could do for I said this last episode I was. Would you rather be in one favorite position for the rest of time but you could only be in that position? Or like, would you rather like switch up positions but you couldn't do your favorite one?

[Graydon]

I would just be lucky if I could even touch a deck. Lately I don't give a about the position.

[Hallie]

What positions exist for you even.

[Graydon]

It's hard. I'm tall.

[Hallie]

It's hard. I'm tall.

[Graydon]

Positions are hard when you're this tall.

[Hallie]

Do guys like ride?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Like on top. Like you have sat on a guy like straddling them? No, like someone straddles you cuz you're a top in they ride you. Yeah, but won't those angles like kind of bend a dick?

[Graydon]

No.

[Hallie]

I guess that sometimes they bounce like.

[Graydon]

They play leapfrog on your deck.

[Hallie]

I mean, we all do that. Yeah, but like reverse or like they're looking at you.

[Graydon]

Either way.

[Hallie]

I feel like reverse would like work out better with gravity.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, tomato, tomato. You're asking like I'm like celibate so.

[Hallie]

You know I had sex the other day.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Two times last week.

[Graydon]

And he will rule the day.

[Hallie]

No, he won't.

[Graydon]

You said he came in like one minute.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I mean he won't rue. Rue's like an enemy. I just don't think I'll probably speak to him again.

[Graydon]

Did you finish?

[Hallie]

No, absolutely not.

[Graydon]

Why wouldn't he rue the day?

[Hallie]

I mean, ruin the day.

[Host or Narrator]

Really.

[Graydon]

So nice. I mean, I feel like he was nice. The dick just didn't work.

[Hallie]

No. And just he was nice. Yeah, but he just doesn't live in New York. Okay, Grady, pop for this next we're gonna do a truth or drink period and it's pretty self explanatory.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

If you don't want to answer the question, you drink. Even though I just spill my drink everywhere.

[Graydon]

I have a couple sips left, so.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Graydon]

Okay. What scared you about sex the most when you were coming of age?

[Hallie]

Coming of age. No pun intended. I always like was really scared about like the cherry popping situation. We that was like such a myth.

[Graydon]

Is that okay? So I grew up riding horses, obviously.

[Hallie]

And here we go. Babe, you don't have a cherry. He always pulls a equestrian card.

[Graydon]

You. You're just mad you didn't have a horse. No, when. Let me finish.

[Hallie]

I was the horse.

[Graydon]

I don't have a cherry. I understand that. But obviously I was the only boy at my barn and girls would ride bareback without a saddle.

[Hallie]

I've been riding bareback since I was 15.

[Graydon]

Yeah, okay. We got it. Anyway, a lot. I don't know if this is true or if this was just like youth hum, not humor, like drama. The girls who rode bareback said their cherry would pop cuz there was no saddle.

[Hallie]

That's a thing I'm going to ask Chachi.

[Graydon]

BT and one time I was with this girl at my barn, she was riding bareback and she just got her period. She. No, she flew off the horse because her hurt so bad and she was like on the ground like screaming that her cherry popped.

[Hallie]

We am asking chat dbt can you cherry pop on bareback?

[Graydon]

That's not how you say it.

[Hallie]

When people say pop your chair, they usually mean breaking your hymen. The thin membrane at the vaginal opening.

[Graydon]

Chat gbt can you pop your cherry.

[Hallie]

From riding a horse bareback having sex without a condom? Quote, quote Bareback doesn't directly cause the hymen to break. It's penetration that might regardless. Or whether like no one's being penetrated when you're riding a horse.

[Graydon]

But it's the pressure.

[Hallie]

I know, but like no one like breaks their cherry when they're on a.

[Graydon]

Roller coaster because they don't have like a wither. Do you know a wither is like the horse's like slope, spine, whatever.

[Hallie]

I mean I had a poke stick growing up.

[Graydon]

So the wet. You're riding bareback and instead of the saddle you're like directly on the wither. So they say pop their cherry.

[Hallie]

Is the wither like the spine of the horse?

[Graydon]

Yeah, it's like where the mane meets the bat. Like goes to the slope, to the back. My neck, my back. My.

[Hallie]

No wonder they were Riding their back.

[Graydon]

No, that's the other thing. Like, I think some of the girls. This could be sexist. I think some. For some of the girls, it.

[Hallie]

Animal abuse.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Beast. What's it called?

[Hallie]

Beastiality. That sounds something like beastiality. I wasn't a horse girl.

[Graydon]

Clearly.

[Hallie]

Is that an insult?

[Graydon]

You can spot a horse girl from two miles away. I swear. Your turn.

[Hallie]

Describe the present state of your pubic hair.

[Graydon]

About. Super.

[Hallie]

Do you want a drink? It's truth or drink.

[Graydon]

What do you want? The dimension.

[Hallie]

What is it? Braided.

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[Jeff Bridges]

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[Dana]

Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage?

[Jeff Bridges]

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[Dana]

Oh no, I'm not really prepared. I couldn't possibly at T Mobile get the new iPhone 17 Pro on them. It's designed to be the most powerful iPhone yet and has the ultimate pro camera.

[Jeff Bridges]

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[Hallie]

Nice.

[Dana]

Jeffrey, you heard them.

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[Graydon]

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[Dana]

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[Hallie]

182025 is@t mobile.com have you ever sent nudes? How do you compose, frame and light these images?

[Graydon]

Have I ever sent nudes 100%, like this morning.

[Hallie]

To who?

[Graydon]

Also. Don't worry about it. Also, lighting angles. It's much different for girls, you know.

[Hallie]

Oh, the angles get.

[Graydon]

They're showing your boot, you're showing your boobies and your ass. Where a guy just has to take out his alligator tail and take a picture of it.

[Hallie]

Never say boobies again. I hated every second of that.

[Graydon]

You have to make sure the nipples look good.

[Hallie]

My nipples always look good. I used to prop up my laptop in the middle. Like, literally, you need a tripod shake. Good news, kids.

[Graydon]

I would for a girl. Yeah.

[Hallie]

I would prop up like my laptop and then, you know, like leave my phone against the laptop.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And then just like plaster myself from front forward camera.

[Graydon]

Plaster is insane.

[Hallie]

Yeah. With a massive fuchsia pink dildo. And then my snap got hacked. So those are gonna be on the Internet someday. But oh yeah, waiting for that ball to drop.

[Graydon]

Remember when we were in 30A and your Snapchat got hacked?

[Hallie]

They that year got hacked like every weekend at 4am because they knew I'd be sleeping. They'd hack me. They would hack my voicemail, get the confirmation code thingy and then plug it in, knowing, like I was gonna miss that phone call.

[Graydon]

So after the first time your Snapchat got hacked, did you still take nudes on Snapchat?

[Hallie]

Yeah, I'm not gonna lose followers if those get released. I'm more nervous about the thing. The substances I was doing off of guys. Sticks that got saved.

[Graydon]

Okay. But that's like nothing alarming, I don't think. Like your loyal friends, it was kind of hard. And fans, I think they'd be like that.

[Hallie]

I don't think so either.

[Graydon]

So you think it's okay?

[Hallie]

Yeah. Am I. I might lose a brand dealer too, but they're not out yet, so whatever.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you're fine.

[Hallie]

Okay, next.

[Graydon]

What's the strangest place do you have had sex?

[Hallie]

The bed of a pickup truck on the side of the highway.

[Graydon]

During the day or at night?

[Hallie]

During the day.

[Graydon]

Like in the breakdown lane?

[Hallie]

Like kinda. Yeah.

[Graydon]

Or in the rest stop to the right.

[Hallie]

Like one of those, like peel off.

[Graydon]

Places like the mobile Station.

[Hallie]

Like, it was like, visible.

[Graydon]

Was there a cab on the truck or was it open?

[Hallie]

No, it was like there was like a, you know, like a three foot or like a two foot cover barricade.

[Graydon]

A cab?

[Hallie]

No, there was no cover.

[Graydon]

Oh. There was no ceiling.

[Hallie]

No.

[Graydon]

So like he was just on top, just pumping you. And like nobody could see you, but everyone could see him.

[Hallie]

I feel like there was like trees in, like, the. Between us and the highway. There was a reason why we chose that space. I don't exactly remember why, but I just know it was like, right off the side of the highway.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Hallie]

Or like the bathroom of, like. What's that place called? It was like McDonald's. A club that closed down in New York. I've had sex in a few clubs. In the bathroom and a few bars.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Hallie]

A few restaurants. I used to do that a lot a couple years ago.

[Graydon]

In bathrooms?

[Hallie]

In bathrooms. Once I did it in the bathroom at my friend's birthday party and there was like a massive 20 line after me. And this guy walked out, like, huffing and puffing. And like the first people in line behind us were her parents.

[Graydon]

And it just smelled like sex. Like, you just know it smelled like socks.

[Hallie]

I mean, you're like, hi, mom and dad.

[Graydon]

How are you?

[Host or Narrator]

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[Graydon]

Good to see you. Your son just annihilated me.

[Hallie]

No, it wasn't their son.

[Graydon]

Oh.

[Hallie]

But it was like my best friend's birthday party and the parents were there, obviously.

[Graydon]

Oh, I thought you were.

[Hallie]

And it was just someone random at the party.

[Graydon]

That's funny.

[Hallie]

Anyways, what's the last object you put inside yourself or another person?

[Graydon]

Like, nothing.

[Hallie]

You don't put objects in you?

[Graydon]

No.

[Hallie]

What?

[Graydon]

I told you, I'm tight as a pinhole.

[Hallie]

You're tight as a pinhole.

[Graydon]

Just like Dylan.

[Hallie]

I'm. I'm tight, too. I can't even say that with straight face.

[Graydon]

But you know you're lying.

[Hallie]

I am tight. Think about who's tighter. I always think about this, and I tell my friends this. Someone who's a committed relationship who has sex with what, five times a week.

[Graydon]

Are you talking pov?

[Hallie]

I mean, V, V or B, it doesn't matter. If you're in a relationship, you're having what, sex. Like, I would say at least three to five times a week.

[Graydon]

If you're lucky.

[Hallie]

If you're lucky. But like me, I go through droughts where I don't have sex for, like, months. So whose hole is tighter?

[Graydon]

You're correct. Scientific. Scientifically, yours. I would just Say but, like, you'll do and all.

[Hallie]

I'll do anal.

[Graydon]

I know.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I know. But the human body is very forgiving. You should know that.

[Graydon]

Like, an all is crazy. If you think about it, like, it's.

[Hallie]

Why are you saying it like that and all?

[Graydon]

It's just like, more pg.

[Hallie]

Anal, Anal. Anal and all. Anal. Anal at all.

[Graydon]

Like, hey, did you do it all last night? Instead of saying, like, hey, did you do anal?

[Hallie]

Anal's a little whiner. It's like anal.

[Graydon]

Like, if you're at a fancy, like, chic dinner, like you're gonna say an all instead of saying anal.

[Hallie]

Like champagne and champagne. No, I think anal's fine. I said you get ripped in the ass. Would be all more vulgar.

[Graydon]

Like, if you're with grandma and grandpa and you're talking and you want to talk about sex with your friends.

[Hallie]

I'm not talking about anal with my grandmother.

[Graydon]

And they'll have no idea what you're saying.

[Hallie]

You talk about anal with your grandma?

[Graydon]

No, but, like, if I wanted to talk about it with somebody in front of, like, somebody I didn't want to know what I was talking about, I would say and all.

[Hallie]

So it's like code word for anal?

[Graydon]

Yeah, same word. Just pronunciation.

[Hallie]

I. I'm not stupid. Thank you.

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[Hallie]

Okay, next. Moving on. What's the sex thing you've never been able to do but wish you could? Never been able to try, but wish you could or would try?

[Graydon]

Like, I would. Honestly, Like, I think a lot of boys feel this way. Just, like, what it feels like to have a vagina. Like, what does it feel like to be? And, like, not. Not at all. Like, not in the ass.

[Hallie]

I mean, girls do have beautiful flowers. I don't. I don't know how. I wouldn't know.

[Graydon]

Like, that made me uncomfortable.

[Hallie]

I would never. I don't want to know what it would be like to have a dick. I feel like putting on pants would be a lot more difficult.

[Graydon]

Yeah. If you're hung like Castro.

[Hallie]

Are you telling me you're not. I take back what I said about sucking your dick.

[Graydon]

Castro was, like, 11. I think he passed away. RIP. He was like, 11. 11. 11 inches. Castro.

[Hallie]

Who's Castro? And why are you saying I should, like, as a. As if I should know this on pornhub.

[Graydon]

You should know this. We'll look at it later.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Graydon]

Who's a porn star? His piece was, like, bigger than the studio. What was the question? Oh, you would. You would. I. Earlier, when she was getting dressed, I was like. I kind of, like, feel like you should have a dick. Like, you should, like. You know what? I think you should have a dick.

[Hallie]

Why?

[Graydon]

Because you kind of give, like, dick energy.

[Hallie]

I give big dick energy?

[Graydon]

Well, yeah, I would have wanted.

[Hallie]

Is that. Are you trying to tell me I give gay vibes?

[Graydon]

Okay, next question.

[Hallie]

You think I should have a dick, and I want to finish this one.

[Graydon]

I don't think you should have a dick. I can just, like, kind of picture you with one.

[Hallie]

Like, if I had a dick, it'd be a massive piece.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you would have, like, a legit.

[Hallie]

A hammer, and you'd all be all right. Do you have any reoccurring fantasies that shock you?

[Graydon]

Sexual fantasies?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

I really miss my Babysitter. I think about him a lot. I think he's married. Hoping his family doesn't see this.

[Hallie]

Is he married to a woman?

[Graydon]

No, a boy. So shockingly right.

[Hallie]

Well, if you guys used to hook up, I'm not shocked that he's married to a man.

[Graydon]

No, to preface, we didn't hook up when he was babysitting me. This was like years after. So I know we hooked up and I didn't.

[Hallie]

You made that extremely clear.

[Graydon]

But I didn't. I miss him. He was really cute.

[Hallie]

Do you know what my sexual fantasy would be like if you were to like guess what do you think it.

[Graydon]

Would be something like really violent.

[Hallie]

Okay, be more specific.

[Graydon]

Like I think you want to be like maybe kidnapped or like robbed when you have.

[Hallie]

I would love to get robbed. Like a fake robbery. And he'd be like, I'm breaking and I'll still steal all your jewelry if we can't fuck.

[Graydon]

I'm like, ah, what am I ever gonna give you instead of my jewelry? You'd be fine. Do you ever have dreams and like to get out of it if you have a gun to your head or if like this happens in my dreams, you them and then they don't harm you. I can kind of control my dreams.

[Hallie]

I had a really scary dream last night.

[Graydon]

Oh, it's because I wasn't with you.

[Hallie]

Yeah, what was it about? He like this guy like open fired on like a concert.

[Graydon]

It's not funny. This is just. I did not think it would take.

[Hallie]

No, it's not funny. But I've been having a lot of nightmares and I think I'm taking new vitamins. And I just keep like having really scary dreams about like mass shooters. Maybe it's just me living in America.

[Graydon]

But I think that's just the, the climate these days.

[Hallie]

Yeah, but like they freak me out and I wake up in like sweating and panicking and thinking someone's my beautiful apartment.

[Graydon]

Do you take melatonin? No, cuz that gives me some dreams.

[Hallie]

Really?

[Graydon]

Yeah, I can't take.

[Hallie]

I kind of like a melatonin dream.

[Graydon]

That's why I have to take Xana.

[Hallie]

Like a let me sleep? No, I took a let me sleep the other night and I was out for like almost a day.

[Graydon]

No, literally, what is in a Lemmy sleep? It's insane.

[Hallie]

What is in it?

[Graydon]

I sleep a lot and this is coming from like a professional sleeper. I took two Lemmy sleep gummies. I'm not kidding. Like I think I was sleeping for like 18 hours. Like it was like pulse check type of no.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Sometimes, like, my mom will like check in on me and be like, are you alive?

[Graydon]

Well, because you're not used typically you're not sleeping past.

[Hallie]

I go through phases. I'm in a late sleeping phase right.

[Graydon]

Now, which is I'm obsessed with no.

[Hallie]

Like, even you were like, are you alive this morning?

[Graydon]

You woke up after me. I woke up at noon.

[Hallie]

I Woke up at 1. I was up for like a little bit at 9 and then I fell back asleep because my tempur peak pillow was hitting me in my G spot. Yeah, but now my neck's all up.

[Graydon]

It cranked your I need to send you a link to that pillow to like my favorite pillows.

[Hallie]

No, my neck is really upgraded.

[Graydon]

You're a side sleeper, so you need the side sleep pillow. It's like optimal support for your extremities.

[Hallie]

What are you, an orthopedic surgeon?

[Graydon]

I'm told. I told you. I'm a fall. I'm a professional sleeper.

[Hallie]

I'm a professional sleeping arounder.

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[Hallie]

So what are we getting into tonight? We're getting to Paige and Tommy.

[Graydon]

Oh, I'm excited to see Tommy.

[Hallie]

I'm really excited to see both of them. I decided we're getting dinner with patient Tommy and go. I'm excited to see Tommy.

[Graydon]

Well, I've seen. I. I've seen Paige.

[Hallie]

Have you seen them since they got engaged?

[Graydon]

Not together, I don't believe.

[Hallie]

I think he's injured. Or maybe he's not. I don't know.

[Graydon]

There's nothing a couple martinis can't fix.

[Hallie]

That's what I say. You know what's crazy with tennis players? They have to play, like, basically all year round.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Like, they're always training for something because all the tournaments.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Are you good at tennis?

[Graydon]

We played tennis in Florida. In Boca. Remember? We played tennis?

[Hallie]

Paige had to teach us.

[Graydon]

No, we were just like, hitting walls.

[Hallie]

We couldn't even hit the ball with page ones. And I.

[Graydon]

It's really hard.

[Hallie]

Wait, you were there?

[Graydon]

My mom's a great tennis player.

[Hallie]

Oh. Yeah, same.

[Graydon]

Really?

[Hallie]

Yeah. But I don't have hand eye coordination because my cross eyedness.

[Graydon]

We used to have a tennis court and I. She would never. No shade. I would always ask to learn and, like, nobody would teach me. I think she just didn't want to teach. Like a newbie.

[Hallie]

You gotta start from somewhere, right?

[Graydon]

Yeah. Maybe we should take up golf or tennis.

[Hallie]

I want to pick up French. If I could pull out a different language out of my ass and just start speaking fluent French so hard, the amount of dick I could pull would be immeasurable.

[Graydon]

Huh. I really. I've. I took Portuguese in high school. That's easy.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

French Mercury.

[Hallie]

You know, my mom's fluent in French. Yeah, she was a French major.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Hallie]

Or French literature.

[Graydon]

She runs in the family because Sammy does.

[Hallie]

Sam was a Spanish major and I was a Latin.

[Graydon]

See, I was Portuguesia Bonjia.

[Hallie]

Okay, let's go back to the game.

[Graydon]

It's my turn.

[Hallie]

Who's the most famous person that's been in your dms?

[Graydon]

So, like, my D? If you took my phone right now and looked at my DMs, everyone's like, Graydon, how are you single? How are you not like your dms? Shouldn't you be, like, getting, like, all this stick if you go through my dms? Obviously. No hate. Like, I love my girls.

[Hallie]

Like, but you don't want to a. I don't wanna.

[Graydon]

I'm not down for the clam. It's all girls.

[Hallie]

I know. I figured.

[Graydon]

It's all my girlies.

[Hallie]

I know. There's so many gay men. I know that. Would you. You're so selective. It's almost to a fault.

[Graydon]

Okay, we've known this.

[Hallie]

I know, but like, don't you want to.

[Graydon]

Like, if you saw something, if you saw the. The boys who DM me, you would know. You would know what I'm talking about.

[Hallie]

Twinks.

[Graydon]

No shame to Twinks. Like, it's not even twinks. It's just like I hate saying it out loud. Like it makes me like a little self conscious. Like if something's wrong with me. Really busted, dudes. Yeah, really busted.

[Hallie]

Do you rely super heavily on grindr for socks?

[Graydon]

That's the word you're looking for.

[Hallie]

Well, I just like. I was going to say something more vulgar, but like sex.

[Graydon]

Yeah, some people. So like, some people will like use grindr. Like, like they'll daily.

[Hallie]

I know guys, I do that.

[Graydon]

I don't do that.

[Hallie]

You. You like, aren't.

[Graydon]

I need to talk to somebody first a little and like, make sure. Look them up on Google. Make sure.

[Hallie]

Like, what's your love language?

[Graydon]

I don't know because I've never had like.

[Hallie]

Do you know the love languages?

[Graydon]

Physical touch, gift giving.

[Hallie]

Seems like you studied them.

[Graydon]

Wait, is it gift giving?

[Hallie]

Gift giving.

[Graydon]

Acts of service, acts of affirmation.

[Hallie]

Like quality time. I don't know the other one.

[Graydon]

So love languages are like what you need, not what you give. Correct.

[Hallie]

Okay, well what.

[Graydon]

What would I give?

[Hallie]

Let's answer both.

[Graydon]

Okay, what would I give? I would give like clean laundry.

[Hallie]

So acts of service, like a folded.

[Graydon]

Towel on the bed, a home cooked meal. Just the little things, like some toasted nuts and like a cute little sterling silver.

[Hallie]

These are all acts of service.

[Graydon]

That's what I would give, what I would get. So you would do physical. Your physical touch?

[Hallie]

I would say that's both physical touch, acts of service and quality time is all of them into one. A blow job.

[Graydon]

A blow job. It's true. You're literally servicing them.

[Hallie]

No, I'm literally servicing them. But it's also quality time we can spend together. It's also physical touch and words of affirmation, if I can speak while the down my throat. And then what's the other one?

[Graydon]

You're like, I love you. I love him. He's like, all right, shut up. Shut the up. Yeah, what I would want though. So I feel like I'm. I'm a good homemaker and like I'm a good cook. So, like, if a man did try to do that for me, I think it would kind of piss me off.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Graydon]

So it. It must be like, do you want.

[Hallie]

Someone like, hyping you up, being like, validating you, like, those kind of things? Or do you want like someone like, touching your leg, being really lovey dovey with you, like, cuddly, like pda? I can't. Like, no, just in private. Just like, it doesn't have to be like super pda, but like, I personally like physical touch. Because that doesn't mean you have to like, be making out at a restaurant.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Hallie]

Like, even if that just likes like a little confirmation. Yeah. Like a little like, hi, I'm here. Like, I need that.

[Graydon]

Hi, I see you two squeezes. Maybe I'll you later.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

To be honest, at this point, if I even got a tap on the shoulder from a man, I would be thrilled. Like, hey, I don't even know what he would say. You look a tap on the shoulder, I would come. I don't need words of affirmation because I do that enough. Lord knows for myself every day.

[Hallie]

Well, we are like, I feel like you're all your comments from the girls, you get the words of affirmation.

[Graydon]

The affirmation is flowing. But even to myself, I wake up every. I look in the mirror. This is like, no, no joke. I look in the mirror and I say, you are you. You kill it today. And then I crawl into bed. I'm in bed all day long, so I don't need a man telling me that, because I know. Yeah, but I would love a little touch.

[Hallie]

No, like a physical touch.

[Graydon]

You want to know something that might be kind of sad that I've done for like a long time Before I go to bed, I give myself pats on the back. Have you ever done that? Do it right now. Give yourself a pat on the back and see how it actually makes you feel.

[Hallie]

Like a little rub.

[Graydon]

Let's go. Rub, rub, pat, pat, pat.

[Hallie]

But actually, like, no, I don't do that, babe.

[Graydon]

It's like the ultimate form of self love. It's like you're.

[Hallie]

Do you read like self love books?

[Graydon]

No, I've been doing this, but I actually saw this on a podcast, but I've been doing this far before that.

[Hallie]

Interesting.

[Graydon]

Do it again. You don't feel the connection. It's like the ultimate.

[Hallie]

Like, I just know it's my hand.

[Graydon]

Yeah, but it's like you giving yourself. It's not just like, this is like, like, like you're like, good job for you.

[Hallie]

Why don't you just, like, masturbate instead of, like, rubbing your back?

[Graydon]

I mean, you can pat your. If that makes you feel better, but, like, I like a little pat on the back. Okay, you're, like, judging me.

[Hallie]

Actually, I'm not judging you. I'm learning something new.

[Graydon]

Guys, she's judging me. You can see it. You're so clockable. My drink's gone. Should we wrap this up?

[Hallie]

Let's do, like, four more, and then I want to talk about Justin Bieber for a minute.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. Let's talk about that right now.

[Hallie]

Okay, Wait, guys. Not to, like, switch the segments really quickly, but, like, psa. Justin Bieber, his headlighting Coachella in Graydon might be the biggest Belieber I know to date. If you go through all this repost on Tick Tock, it's all Justin Bieber. You wanna. You wanna get into it.

[Graydon]

I, like, don't even want to talk about, like, it's hard for me to talk about because I'm just, like, so proud of him.

[Hallie]

That's really.

[Graydon]

And, like, I need. I need to go. So I posted this video of me crying.

[Hallie]

Are you actually crying in it?

[Graydon]

Yeah, I was totally crying. I had tears coming out of my eyes about saying if I don't get invited to Coachella, obviously artist pass. So I can't do ga because I'm so tall. So people yell at me. That's like, because I block their view. I've had people come up to me and they're like, I paid how much for this ticket? And your Empire State Building ass is blocking my view. That's why I said artist fast. Also, you can't purchase. That's why you can't purchase an artist's pass at Coachella. Like, they have to be given to you.

[Hallie]

And, like, let's manifest that or a brand. Yeah.

[Graydon]

So this is why it makes me emotional because, like, I really need to go and I need. I don't like concerts, but, like, there are a few people, like, I would do like, like, concerts for.

[Hallie]

If you were alone. Justin Bieber, what would be the first thing you said to him?

[Graydon]

I'm so proud of you.

[Hallie]

Without before even saying hi.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I would say hi.

[Hallie]

I'm so proud of you.

[Graydon]

I'd be like, I'm so proud of you. He's like the old. He's like the epitome of, like, the ultimate microscope under a microscope.

[Hallie]

What? It's crazy under microscope.

[Graydon]

This whole. Since he was, like, so little.

[Hallie]

Oh, like, like, affected By Hollywood, kind of.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And just, like, the perception how he's perceived since he was, like, little.

[Hallie]

I know he's been through a lot of.

[Graydon]

And, like, he's so talented.

[Hallie]

What do you think about Haley?

[Graydon]

Obsessed.

[Hallie]

I love her.

[Graydon]

I. I would say that to both of them.

[Hallie]

The amount of she used to get in, like, 20, 21, or, like, even in general, like, still, like, I feel like dealing with that on such a mass scale, I can't even imagine.

[Graydon]

I really think, like, we would be toast.

[Hallie]

We would be toast.

[Graydon]

Walk out the studio. We would jump off the fire escape.

[Hallie]

No, like, she didn't catch a break.

[Graydon]

I know it's really crazy, but we would be screwed.

[Hallie]

But we stand Healy.

[Graydon]

Stan. But anyway, back to Love Her. Back to Justin. If he. Are you familiar with his old. His old work?

[Hallie]

Like, One Less Lonely Girl.

[Graydon]

Yeah, that's a very generic answer. But, like, the niche. Do you know, like, Common Denominator.

[Hallie]

I was just gonna say that album slapped Commentary.

[Graydon]

You know, his, like, Tracy Chapman cover that he did that was, like, only on SoundCloud. It, like, actually makes me hard. I'm, like, the way he sings it. And he's had, like, different.

[Hallie]

His Christmas album.

[Graydon]

Don't. Don't even get me started. It's still Summer, obviously. Like, I'm a Summer Queen. His Christmas album, me. It's so good. Like, when his voice, it was like. His pitch was just like, that pitch.

[Hallie]

I know. I will say, like, his voice, like, before he, like, fully hit puberty was golden.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. I mean, it's like. Like, the. The history of his pitch should be studied. Like, it's very interesting. And they're all beautiful in every. In every different way.

[Hallie]

He is talented as.

[Graydon]

So if I am not. If we. Because we have to go together, I have to go.

[Hallie]

It'll be fun.

[Graydon]

I really have.

[Hallie]

I think. I think we can put that on our mana. Like our mood board. Manifestation board.

[Graydon]

I have. I just have to. And, like, I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna have to take an Ativan to, like, a beta blocker.

[Hallie]

I, like, want a baby blocker.

[Graydon]

They're amazing.

[Hallie]

Do you have them?

[Graydon]

No, not prescribed, but I've taken my friends. Like, my friend who got married took one. She was the. She was just.

[Hallie]

Was she scared to go down the aisle?

[Graydon]

No, she was like, let's do this.

[Hallie]

She just took one for fun.

[Graydon]

If you do. You can do anything if you're on a beta blocker. It's just like a. It just, like, pinches, like, a nerve that just like, takes all of your away.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Like, if I were doing any live shows or anything like that, I would want to be on some sort of beta blocker.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Like, a lot of artists do it because they. They're singing, performing. So they'll take a little. It's a tiny little. It's not even like a clonapin. It's like a little.

[Hallie]

You don't get, like, tired. You don't get, like, Xanax symptoms.

[Graydon]

Yeah. You're not part out, but you feel calm. You just feel like what we are right now, but you're in front of, like, a bunch of people.

[Hallie]

Could you ever do anything live? If you do, like, one thing live, like, if you were to have a talent, it was like, dancing, singing, or acting live, what would you want to, like, be really good at?

[Graydon]

I would want to be a pop star.

[Hallie]

So dancing and singing and not, like, a theater kid.

[Graydon]

Like, today. Like, these days, like, if someone was like, if you. I would do. I would do, like, an acting role, but I would have to play myself.

[Hallie]

What do you mean?

[Graydon]

Like, because I can't actually dance or sing. If. If someone came up to me and was like, yo, you want to do this tomorrow?

[Hallie]

If an actor were to play you in a movie, who would you want to choose as that actor?

[Graydon]

Well, that's based off looks, and everybody would say Dan Levy.

[Hallie]

And he's, like, gay and, like, kind of funny.

[Graydon]

I just, like, don't really think I look like him. Like, it's no shade. Like, I'm. I love.

[Hallie]

I don't think it's really about love looks. I mean, like, maybe a little.

[Graydon]

An actor who plays you in a movie, it's about looks.

[Hallie]

I mean, there's resemblance. You look like him. But, like, I think we remind people of David and Alexis from Schitt's Creek.

[Graydon]

Like, I think Marcus looks like David. Like, I don't think I look like David.

[Hallie]

All right. I think you look more like David than Marcus.

[Graydon]

Marcus?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Really?

[Hallie]

Isn't Marcus, like, Italian?

[Graydon]

I think he's Portuguese. I don't know what Dana is.

[Hallie]

Do you want to, like, skip this question?

[Graydon]

Yeah, I can't. I just can't make up my mind about that. Next.

[Hallie]

Well, how about, like, would you choose an actress for me?

[Graydon]

Oh, don't people say Margot Robbie?

[Hallie]

No, but thank you.

[Graydon]

What about Anna Faris?

[Hallie]

I would love to play me. See, that's an example of an actress that does not look like me, but I would love her to play because she's so.

[Graydon]

So. You know what? We should you know what we should do, because we're talking about Anna Faris. We should watch Scary Movie.

[Hallie]

Generally, like, the funniest.

[Graydon]

So funny. We should watch Scary Movie three.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Graydon]

And four.

[Hallie]

Okay. I. We need to, like, take a nap. I think both of us. This is the most chaotic episode I've had in a really long time. I don't really know if we had one singular train of thought that went into a direction, beginning, middle to end.

[Graydon]

You saw us get here. Tipsy, maybe a little drunk, you could call it. And now we're coming down, and maybe we need another drink. Or maybe we need to lay down.

[Hallie]

I think we need all three.

[Graydon]

What time is it? We're gonna take a nap, we're gonna get another drink, and we're gonna go out.

[Hallie]

And you guys will hear all about it next week. But as always, I love you all. And as always, you can watch on YouTube, like, comment, subscribe, share, friends, tag me on your story things, and you can listen to me on any other platform. What about me, Gren? What do you want to say?

[Graydon]

Follow me at green color.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God, I'm so done. Okay. Yeah. Fall gray on green color. Where can they find you, Graden?

[Graydon]

You can find me on Tik Tok and Instagram. And my Venmo is green color as well. If you want to send me some.

[Hallie]

Schmoney, that's honestly a good one.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Host or Narrator]

All right.

[Hallie]

Anyways, love you guys.

[Graydon]

Love you guys. Bye.

[Hallie]

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