Hat-fishing men, FaceTime sex, & "the chase" is dead

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder Episode: Hat-fishing Men, FaceTime Sex, & "The Chase" is Dead
Release Date: April 3, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this candid and humorous episode of Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder, host Hallie Batchelder and her co-host Liv dive deep into the chaotic world of modern dating in New York City. From deceptive online profiles to the intricacies of maintaining long-distance relationships, the duo shares their unfiltered experiences, offering both laughs and valuable insights. Accompanied by their best friend Graydon Cutler, the conversation weaves through personal stories, dating dilemmas, and interactive segments addressing listener-submitted scenarios.

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Personal Relationship Stories

Origin of Liv’s Relationship (21:26 - 26:14)
Liv narrates the serendipitous beginnings of her relationship with Jordan, detailing their initial meeting and the challenges of transitioning into a long-distance romance.

"I put my hand on his leg or something... so then we walked back to Lauren's apartment... and he came home with me." ([23:07])

Long-Distance Dynamics (25:26 - 26:14)
Liv discusses the struggles of maintaining a long-distance relationship, emphasizing the heavy reliance on FaceTime and the emotional toll it takes.

"I was addicted to just talking to this man all day... now we stick to our schedules." ([25:26])

Hallie's Dating Adventures (03:00 - 07:00)
Hallie shares her adventurous nights out in Vegas, including attending unconventional events like a Power Slap tournament and visiting high-end strip clubs.

"I almost took a girl home. I turned into..." ([05:14])

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Challenges of Dating in NYC

Scarcity of Quality Men (30:04 - 39:42)
Hallie and Liv lament the difficulty of finding genuine and attractive men in New York City, attributing it to a lack of effort and the overwhelming number of options leading to superficial interactions.

"New York's the number one hardest place to date anyone ever." ([31:39])

Hat-Fishing Men (32:30 - 35:08)
Hallie recounts a deceptive dating experience involving a man who wore a hat to conceal his appearance, highlighting the frustrations of meeting someone whose true self is hidden.

"I would have rather this man kept the hat on." ([33:03])

FaceTime Sex Concerns (25:56 - 27:00)
The hosts debate the complexities and discomforts associated with maintaining intimacy through virtual means like FaceTime, contemplating the emotional strain it imposes.

"It just makes you uncomfortable." ([26:03])

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Dating Scenarios: Fan Questions

In an interactive segment, Hallie and Liv tackle various hypothetical dating situations submitted by listeners, offering their perspectives and advice.

1. Guy Farts Mid-Sex (57:50 - 59:08)

   • Liv: "I would literally be mortified and awkwardly laugh through it and then abruptly stop and leave."
   • Hallie: Shares her own embarrassing experience, emphasizing the mutual awkwardness such moments can create.

2. Boyfriend Refuses to Post on Social Media (59:16 - 60:59)

   • Liv: Expresses frustration over the lack of public acknowledgment in relationships.
   • Hallie: Suggests it might indicate infidelity or lack of genuine commitment.

3. Boyfriend Sleeps with a Stuffed Animal (61:00 - 62:33)

   • Liv: Discusses her own use of comfort objects and questions the attractiveness of this habit in a partner.
   • Hallie: Jokes about her own stuffed animal, highlighting personal preferences in relationships.

4. Accidentally Sending a Dirty Text to a Situationship (63:00 - 67:10)

   • Liv: Advises breaking up with someone who mishandles intimate communication.
   • Hallie: Offers a humorous but stern response, emphasizing the importance of trust and respect.

5. Boyfriend Attends Twitch Conventions (68:00 - 71:12)

   • Hallie & Liv: Critique the lack of genuine connection and prioritize personal interests over social obligations.

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Personal Life Updates

Liv’s Breast Surgery and Cosmetic Enhancements (45:13 - 48:55)
Liv opens up about her decision to undergo a second breast lift and contemplate implants, discussing her health anxieties and the transformative impact of the surgery.

"I just am left with the lift. And I loved how I felt when I had a little more volume." ([47:03])

Hallie’s Hair Journey (33:37 - 35:09)
Hallie shares her struggles with hair loss and her ongoing efforts to manage and style her hair, highlighting her openness about personal insecurities.

"Your hair looks great. You have so much regrowth in the front." ([34:17])

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Notable Moments and Banter

Firefighter Encounter (53:31 - 56:55)
Hallie and Liv recount a bizarre encounter with an overly intoxicated firefighter at a bar, navigating the awkward situation with humor and disbelief.

"He was like, I want to date you. He was kissing you... he's making out with her, kissing her neck." ([55:12])

Discussion on OnlyFans and Relationship Boundaries (65:05 - 66:53)
The hosts debate the appropriateness of maintaining OnlyFans subscriptions within committed relationships, stressing the importance of boundaries and trust.

"It's not about the snap streak. It's about the immaturity level of your boyfriend." ([66:09])

Social Media and Relationship Privacy (59:16 - 61:07)
Exploring the impact of social media on personal relationships, they argue for maintaining privacy to protect the integrity and intimacy of partnerships.

"People dissect your relationship, your dynamics. It would make it excruciatingly worse." ([60:47])

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Concluding Thoughts

In wrapping up the episode, Hallie and Liv emphasize the importance of authenticity and mutual respect in relationships. They encourage listeners to prioritize genuine connections over superficial interactions and to navigate the complex dating landscape with confidence and self-awareness.

"You deserve more, queen." ([65:14])

Notable Quotes

• Hallie on Dating in NYC:
  "New York's the number one hardest place to date anyone ever." ([31:39])

• Liv on FaceTime Sex:
  "It just makes you uncomfortable." ([26:03])

• Hallie on Social Media Privacy:
  "People dissect your relationship, your dynamics. It would make it excruciatingly worse." ([60:47])

• Liv on Relationship Boundaries:
  "You deserve more, queen." ([65:14])

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Final Remarks

Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder offers a refreshing take on modern dating, blending humor with heartfelt discussions. This episode sheds light on the complexities of finding love in a bustling city, the pitfalls of digital intimacy, and the value of maintaining personal boundaries. Whether you're navigating the NYC dating scene or seeking relatable anecdotes, Hallie and Liv deliver an engaging and insightful conversation that resonates with listeners.

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Note: Timestamps correspond to the transcript provided and are used to reference specific moments within the episode.

Transcript

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[Liv]

We get approached more by like gay men than straight men. And honestly, I'd like to keep it that way.

[Halle]

I'd like to keep that way too.

[Liv]

I would like to keep it that way. Come to the front.

[Halle]

Yes.

[Liv]

What up you little.

[Halle]

Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I have a very special, kind, genuinely perfect person with me today. Liv, Manny, thank you. Welcome back to the couch.

[Liv]

This is. I'm not welcomed back here. We've never been here.

[Halle]

No, I've never been in the studio. This is like the new studio in Sleighs in New York and it's beautiful and gorgeous and thanks for having me.

[Liv]

I love doing this with you. It's so fun.

[Halle]

That's so kind and genuine. I haven't seen you in a long time.

[Liv]

I know.

[Halle]

We went to dinner last night. Before that.

[Liv]

I know. On right when I was pulling up season last night, I was like, I haven't seen Halle and Lauren in four weeks.

[Halle]

And who's. Whose fault Is that it's my boyfriend's fault. You would travel lengths.

[Liv]

I traveled 5,000 miles to see this man.

[Halle]

To get dick. And what did you.

[Liv]

And what do you do?

[Halle]

What are you looking at? But how was your time there?

[Liv]

It was good. It was long. It was too long.

[Halle]

It was way too long.

[Liv]

I love this man. But, like, I. The three weeks. Three and a half weeks, and just.

[Halle]

Like, not, like, with your own space.

[Liv]

I needed my bed.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I needed my grocery store.

[Halle]

How is this bed?

[Liv]

It's fine. It doesn't make noise.

[Halle]

Ew.

[Liv]

How's Vegas? I can't believe I missed Vegas. Miami. Like, I had such bad film. We should have seen me sitting there on my phone watching you guys in Miami. I was like, I literally need to delete Instagram off my phone for 24.

[Halle]

No, Miami was a lot of fun.

[Liv]

So fun on.

[Halle]

Took years off my life. I actually was pretty well behaved the first part. Till the last night. I was. I was levitating. I burned a cigarette out on my face.

[Liv]

No, you didn't.

[Halle]

Yeah. Where? Like, inside. Well, everyone was, like, smoking cig, so I, like, took part just to, like, you know, Club camaraderie. No, we were at, like, the sls. Like.

[Liv]

Oh.

[Halle]

And there was, like, a green room for, like, the VIP talent.

[Liv]

You know what? Sometimes you just need to smoke a cig. No, it's one right now.

[Halle]

It was, like, a vibe.

[Liv]

I wish I would smoke one right now.

[Halle]

No, literally. All right, let's get back to Vegas. Okay. So I went to Vegas for this Slap Cup Power Slap tournament. And, I mean, I don't really have any interest in the UFC or, like, Power Slap or whatever. Although it was very entertaining.

[Liv]

It looked so entertaining.

[Halle]

It was, like, a nice thing to be able to, like, bring my brothers to.

[Liv]

So cute.

[Halle]

And now that I can, like, do that, it's, like, nice. And it's, like, sibling bonding time. And, like, we went to Vegas, they could gamble, and that's so them.

[Liv]

Like, Power Slap. Like, I just know Chad ate that. That.

[Halle]

And just, like, the people there, like, there was, like, a lot of, you know, football players and, like, they, like, people they look up to.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Of their elk.

[Liv]

Of their elk.

[Halle]

And. Yeah, it's like a different Vegas experience. I feel like I didn't really want to, you know, stay out too late and, like, go to strip clubs with them.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You know, that would be weird.

[Liv]

No, but you did do that in Miami.

[Halle]

Yeah, we try to go to the strip club. I talked about this last week. We try to go to the Strip club in Miami. But too many people ended up coming, right? And, like, the strippers couldn't even, like, sit on our laps because, like, you couldn't walk through our table.

[Liv]

Tragic.

[Halle]

It was shot. They were like. They were looking at us like, what the.

[Liv]

Yeah, let these people do their job.

[Halle]

I was like, let them work.

[Liv]

Let them work.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

That's unfortunate.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

You know, I've never been to a strip club. That probably doesn't surprise you.

[Halle]

There's, like, no good strip clubs in New York. The. The craziest strip club I've ever been to is in Vegas. Yeah, it's called Rhino.

[Liv]

Rhino.

[Halle]

I swear, I almost took a girl home. Like, I turned into, like. I love.

[Liv]

I love that side of you.

[Halle]

Yeah, well, you've never seen that side of me.

[Liv]

No, I've never seen it, but I love hearing about it. Like, it's. It's so fitting.

[Halle]

I was, like, really living in the moment.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I remember it was like a chair. It was like a couch like this. But it, like, went all the way. It was like a 50 foot couch. And basically, like, there was, like, some women in cages, but, like, they're real strippers. There's back rooms where they're definitely like.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And it was just like a big bench of, like, everyone we're with. It was like 10 girls and then, like, three men, and we were all getting lap dances. And, like, the guy that was, like, leading our group. That sounds like we're all escorts, but we're not. The guy that, like, took us on this Vegas trip, he would all give us money in cash and one so we could all tip our own strippers.

[Liv]

So he just wanted to see you guys just having fun?

[Halle]

Yeah, he probably. Probably wanted to see some girl on girl stuff, right?

[Liv]

Yeah, because if he wanted to see you having fun, he would have just taken you shopping.

[Halle]

Yeah, well, he used to do that, too. We'd go into the Caesar palace thinking of. Yes, it's exactly who you're thinking of.

[Liv]

That's crazy.

[Halle]

He would, like. We went to a big UFC fight, and I remember we went in a group. It was like, him, his bodyguard. And then, like, all the girls that were on this trip, and he brought us shopping. And in high. You know, hindsight's always 20 20, but, like, in the moment, we were like, this is so sick. But looking back, he brought us to Agent Provocateur.

[Liv]

I remember. I think either it was Lauren with you. Yeah, I think I've heard this from her. That's insane.

[Halle]

An agent Provocateur. If you don't know, is very, very high end luxury lingerie brand.

[Liv]

Very chic.

[Halle]

Very chic. They do like, Lauren got a really chic jacket. You can buy other clothes, but it is, like, suggestive. Like, suggestive clothing.

[Liv]

They're known for their lingerie.

[Halle]

Yeah. I'm like, it was literally like that scene in Pretty Woman almost.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Where, like, he was sitting in the chair, his bodyguard was outside of the door. And then, like, seven of us girls are just, like, trying things on with our. And, like, we'd have to go up to him, be like, do you like this? We would have to get his final approval.

[Liv]

This is insane.

[Halle]

Before he could purchase.

[Liv]

I can just picture Lauren, like, so innocent, trying on everything. Be like, wait, do you like this or this? Yeah, for this or this? Trying on everything.

[Halle]

Like, we thought it was sick, but, like, looking back. That's insane.

[Liv]

No. And he's a weathered man.

[Halle]

Yeah, he's. Yeah, weathered's a great way to put it. He's seen many moons.

[Liv]

He's seen many, many moons. So that's a little bit scary to think about.

[Halle]

But I never did anything with this guy, nor did Lauren. We just, like, wanted to, like, did.

[Liv]

People do stuff with him?

[Halle]

I think there were girls that did. Yeah.

[Liv]

Oh, that's insane.

[Halle]

Yeah. No judgment, but, like, we never. It was never, like, talked about the next day.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Secretive over breakfast. That's crazy.

[Liv]

I want to hear about Miami, because when I tell you I usually don't suffer from FOMO that badly. Unless it's you and Lauren, I mean.

[Halle]

No one told you to go 5,000 miles away.

[Liv]

I'm not saying I wasn't invited. Like, I, I, I could have been there, but I, I couldn't. I couldn't be there.

[Halle]

I feel like you would have been, like, a great contribution to that.

[Liv]

I know. Oh, my God, Holly. Even Meeks was like, babe, are you okay? Like, I know it's hard. I have a text from him. He, like, left for his game, and I was leaving, like, a couple hours after him, and he texted me. He was like, babe, I know it's tough seeing all your friends in Miami right now. Like, I know you're suffering. I'm like, okay, it's not that serious, but, like, I am suffering.

[Halle]

You're making it worse.

[Liv]

Yeah, you're making it worse. Thanks for reminding me. Me.

[Halle]

I just got a fight with the mic anyways. Yeah, no, Miami was fun, but, you know, like, there were so many people there.

[Liv]

It looked insane.

[Halle]

Like, no, it was off. Like, it was insane. It went I think they were very happy with how it went too. There was no hiccups.

[Liv]

I saw.

[Halle]

Pretty smooth.

[Liv]

Say something. We last night watched your Miami podcast, which hi doesn't normally watch her podcast episodes, which I didn't know until you told me that last night.

[Halle]

I get like. Cuz I feel like if I watch them, I would want to edit things out.

[Liv]

I get it.

[Halle]

Like, I feel like I just sit.

[Liv]

Down, rip it and then move on.

[Halle]

And then move on. And if I really want to take something out, I'll say some. I'll say it in that moment. Being like, wait, that's not going to hit.

[Liv]

Take it out. Also, if you like, watch every week, you're going to like, overthink. Like, oh, I don't like, like you need to just rip it every time and then leave it be. Yeah, but we were a little drunk last night and you were like, should we like, watch one of my podcasts? And I was like, yeah, yeah, we put on the Miami podcast. We were going. I was.

[Halle]

It was a good one.

[Liv]

Remember when I fell on the floor?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I was laughing my ass off. You were being so funny. And you said something. You were like, I'm not good with warm weather. I don't know how to dress.

[Halle]

Which is why me, to my core, I'm horrible in warm weather.

[Liv]

Or I. I don't know. I don't think you are. I think you're actually a good world. I literally wear the same thing every day.

[Halle]

I worked with a stylist.

[Liv]

Yeah, they did good.

[Halle]

They crushed it. Shadow Danny and Alex.

[Liv]

They shout out.

[Halle]

They crushed it. And they packed everything up for me.

[Liv]

I would have never chose those for necessarily. I would pick like, mini things. They looked sick.

[Halle]

I know. They look so sick. They're so talented. And it was just like so easy that I could just. Everything is in one suitcase. I didn't have to pack.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Because I get stressed out.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I would wear leather pants. The beach.

[Liv]

Is that real? No.

[Halle]

Like, do you see how I dress in Nantucket? You dress the same way. You have your uniform.

[Liv]

Uniform.

[Halle]

And I don't stray. I'm way better in fall. Winter garb.

[Liv]

Same same way.

[Halle]

Better.

[Liv]

I have to be better this summer.

[Halle]

No, like, we need to add color, but we can do it in a New York chic way. Like those acne jeans I was wearing.

[Liv]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So sick. I color.

[Halle]

But they were chic in New York.

[Liv]

When I was packing for my trip, I was asking Lauren, like, oh, I. I don't know what to pack. She's like, you're just gonna wear the same bodysuit every day. Be for real. And I was like, I challenged myself. I didn't wear a bodysuit once on my trip.

[Halle]

You probably wore the garage tanks.

[Liv]

I did, yeah. Every day. One thing about garage, those tanks are insane.

[Halle]

The tanks are, like, unreal.

[Liv]

I already had a breast lift, but let me tell you, they gave me a second breast lift.

[Halle]

Yeah. Yeah. They're unreal. Yeah. But. Yep.

[Liv]

Shout out. Anyone else we want to plug? No. How was your dynamic with Sammy? Because Sammy's your baby brother. Like, your baby baby brother. How do you feel like bringing him out? Like, seeing him around your friends? Like, is it, like, weird for you or do you.

[Halle]

Are you asking because he was in Miami?

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I mean, I don't know. I feel like he's gotten to an age. I mean, Sammy's 23 years old. Chad's 25. I feel like they've gotten to an age where, like, they can just kind of co. Mingle with people my age, and it's not that big of a difference. I feel like Sammy is, like, way wiser than a normal 23 year old.

[Liv]

He's wiser than I am.

[Halle]

Yeah. He's wiser than me. Yeah. I take relationship advice from him.

[Liv]

He's. Yeah, he's everything. So smart.

[Halle]

And he's also putting himself in these settings where he's trying to, like, network too. So he's meeting new people. You know, he's trying to get a job right now.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I think he's doing all the right things I'm trying to introduce him to.

[Liv]

His brothers are the most sociable men I've ever met.

[Halle]

I mean. Yeah. Like, yeah, Chad's funny.

[Liv]

Like, I don't think we're just talking about with my brother. Like, I don't have that dynamic with my brother. My brother, like, would I go to.

[Halle]

A club with them? No. That would be very off putting to me.

[Liv]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Halle]

Do I want to see him making out with one of my friends? No.

[Liv]

No.

[Halle]

Like, if I'm not there, I don't care.

[Liv]

Right.

[Halle]

To each their own.

[Liv]

To each their own.

[Halle]

Yeah. Whatever your prerogative is.

[Liv]

Yeah. And whatever your intuition says.

[Halle]

But I don't think that goes both ways. I don't think I can make out with her friends.

[Liv]

No, no, no. Not Sammy.

[Halle]

Not saying. That's kind of weird. That's, you know, I'm almost 28.

[Liv]

Sammy, we need to protect Sammy at all costs.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I think people do protect Sammy at all costs.

[Liv]

Yeah. What's the youngest you would like, potentially date.

[Halle]

Potentially.

[Liv]

Say you started hooking up with a younger guy and then you like kind of started catching feelings. Like, what's the youngest you would stick it out?

[Halle]

I really don't think I would date anyone that's not my exact age.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like even 26. I don't like the sound of that.

[Liv]

Yeah, I get that.

[Halle]

I would hook up with like a 25 year old or a 24 year.

[Liv]

Old probably, and then leave it.

[Halle]

And then never talk to them again because they're 16.

[Liv]

Like their brains. Their brains are 16 year old boys. They're not actually 16. I would like to point out, I mean, that their brains work. Like they're.

[Halle]

But it goes like the same way, the other way. Like, the oldest guy I'd probably sleep with is like early 50s.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

But I would never date someone in their early 50s. Yeah, no, you just have nothing in common. Nothing in common with someone that's younger than you or older than you.

[Liv]

Also, like 30, when I was born. Like, that's crazy. That's very off putting.

[Halle]

That's off. I mean, I've literally. I've hooked up with this one guy a couple times and he graduated college the year I was born.

[Liv]

That's insane to think about.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Oh, my God, that's insane.

[Halle]

Insane.

[Liv]

And then he was eight years out of college and you were eight years old. Like, like, like, no, but, like, that's crazy.

[Halle]

I know. Like, how is that allowed?

[Liv]

It's not.

[Halle]

Well, it is.

[Liv]

It shouldn't be.

[Halle]

It shouldn't be. But it is.

[Liv]

Honestly though, not to like, but like, he's age gap shame. Because sometimes it does work. But that's crazy.

[Halle]

You think I. Age gap shame.

[Liv]

Like, can we talk about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend?

[Halle]

Can we please talk about Bill Belichick and his girlfriend?

[Liv]

I specifically want to talk about his Instagram post.

[Halle]

Do you see the video on the beach where he's like doing the airplane with her? Insane. Did you see that?

[Liv]

He looks like he's at the beach with his granddaughter. No. I'm actually gonna start crying. Like, the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Halle]

This. And she's like, honor.

[Liv]

She's on him. Like, like, no, please look it up right now. It's so crazy.

[Halle]

And she, like, will do press and be like, I am with him. Like, I did not know he was rich.

[Liv]

I had no idea he had money.

[Halle]

Like, she says that publicly.

[Liv]

Girl, that's crazy.

[Halle]

What?

[Liv]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Halle]

There's like, other things I want to talk about.

[Liv]

She was just like, struck by his beauty.

[Halle]

She was struck by his beauty.

[Liv]

Yeah. She didn't know it was money.

[Halle]

She's 24. She's like younger than us.

[Liv]

Yeah, that's.

[Halle]

She's Sammy's age. She's like, I had no idea he had money. Yeah. Okay.

[Liv]

I had no idea the sky was blue.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

That's insane.

[Halle]

No, diabolical. But like, get your bag.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Vacation season is nearly upon us and there is something so magical about this time of year. The days are longer, the air is warmer, and the world just feels ready to bloom.

[Liv]

I know.

[Halle]

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[Liv]

What else should we talk about, pop culture wise?

[Halle]

You know what I do want to talk about the Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez relationship.

[Liv]

Let's talk about it.

[Halle]

I didn't realize that my bar in standards for men were one extremely shallow in like the bars in hell.

[Liv]

He's an angel.

[Halle]

No, he's an angel.

[Liv]

What I've seen. I hope he's actually like that.

[Halle]

His EQ is extremely high.

[Liv]

Extremely high.

[Halle]

He's not. I mean, I probably wouldn't let him hit. No, but like, to each their own. And if she's happy, she looks so happy.

[Liv]

He's like, the way he talks to her. They like whisper to each other. Like, can you imagine them even talking?

[Halle]

I also didn't realize that he like wrote every 2010s pop song.

[Liv]

So successful. Genius. He's like a genius. No, he's like, literally like a musical genius.

[Halle]

I did not know that.

[Liv]

I had no idea. I've heard his name because I remember like around Covid when there were a lot of parties in Malibu. Like he would throw parties at his Malibu house and I'd always hear like, oh, Benny Blanco. And I remember looking him up one time because I was just like clueless to who anyone was. And I always thought he was a singer, but I've never heard.

[Halle]

He's a producer, right?

[Liv]

Yeah. I only just realized that recently. I'm like, that makes so much sense. Yeah. I love that for her.

[Halle]

She looks happy.

[Liv]

Yeah, she looks happy. She looks gorgeous.

[Halle]

She got a fat ring, so.

[Liv]

Yeah, she did that marquise diamond. What kind of diamond do you want? Yeah, like what shape?

[Halle]

I don't know. I don't really think about that. It's funny because like everyone, I feel like you're either the type of girl that romanticizes their future husband and their future wedding and their future ring and like the whole Pinterest board thing. Yeah, I romanticize, like, what my plans are tomorrow. Like, I can't think that far ahead. Or when people are like, where do you want to raise your kids? I'm like, hopefully, I.

[Liv]

It just depends on so much.

[Halle]

I know. I always say I'm like, I could fall in love with someone in la and that would bring me out to la.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Or I could fall in love with someone Europe. And that would bring me to Europe.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like, everyone has like their five year plan. I'm like, I just need to like, get through next Week.

[Liv]

What's that saying? It's like, in between your plans is when life actually happens. Like, you plan things. You could plan all you want. You could plan your entire life out on paper. You could get hit by a bus, and the next day, like, one decision could change the entire trajectory of your life. Like, you can't plan these things. But I will say love and oval.

[Halle]

When you plan, God laughs.

[Liv]

That's the same.

[Halle]

That's the same. When you make plan, God.

[Liv]

God laughs at you. He says.

[Halle]

He says.

[Liv]

He says. Watch. He. Debbie Ryan's. You'll see. We'll see about.

[Halle]

Okay, let's go back to your boyfriend.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

I think. I want to hear. I think people would like to hear.

[Liv]

I know I don't talk.

[Halle]

The origin story. How long distance is going for you.

[Liv]

Okay. The origin story is funny. You were there.

[Halle]

Yeah, I was there.

[Liv]

Yeah, you were there. Lauren was there. So this man, my man is Lauren's boyfriend.

[Halle]

My man looks at every camera.

[Liv]

My man.

[Halle]

There you go.

[Liv]

He's Jordan's best friend. So he was visiting New York.

[Halle]

Jordan's Lauren's boyfriend?

[Liv]

Yes. He was visiting for, like, a weekend. And we went to Lawrence lake house. I. It's so funny because I almost didn't go, like, last minute. I, like, wasn't feeling good. And Lauren was like, just come. Like, you're fine. You can lay down at the lake house. I was being so dramatic, and I met him there. I. Honestly, while we were, like, at the lake house, he was just, like, friendly, like, whatever. And then we all came back to New York, and we all got dinner. So we spent a whole weekend together. Had so much fun. Also, their other best friend was there, Walter. So it was like, the six of us and Lauren's parents, obviously. And then we came back to New York. We all got dinner, and. And it was a Monday night, and you didn't want to go out. Lauren and Jordan were obviously going to bed.

[Halle]

It was a Monday night.

[Liv]

It was Monday night. Right, Right. Normal. And Walter and Meeks were visiting, so they were like, we're down to go out. I was, like, hammered at dinner. I had, like, three martinis at Mamo. I'm like, I'll take you guys to a bar. They're like, okay, cool. So we go to a bar, and the rest is history.

[Halle]

And then you just brought them home.

[Liv]

So we were at the bar for a bit, and he was so, like, I don't really remember because I was so drunk, but I do remember having to make the first move. Like, I. I think I put my hand on his leg or something.

[Halle]

You grabbed his dick?

[Liv]

Just. Just to see, like, what the vibe was, you know? Like, I. I couldn't tell what the vibe was, so.

[Halle]

I hate when we have to do that.

[Liv]

I know. I hated it. But I put my hand there, and he, like, grabbed my hand. I was like, okay, cool. So then we walked back to Lauren's apartment, because that's where Walter and Meeks were staying.

[Halle]

I thought we weren't saying his name.

[Liv]

It's fine.

[Halle]

Okay.

[Liv]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Halle]

Continue.

[Liv]

And we walk up to the apartment, and I'm, like, thinking he's just gonna walk out. Like, we were holding hands. Like, I think we, like, kissed outside, like. And he's like, all right, good night, live. I'm like, I'm sorry.

[Halle]

Oh, that would have grinded my gear.

[Liv]

He was like, yeah, good night. He's, like, getting. Putting his pajamas on. Walter's like, yo, good night.

[Halle]

He had pajamas?

[Liv]

Yeah, they were, like, getting ready for bed. And I go. I, like, snapped at him. I was like, are you really not gonna walk me downstairs? You're not gonna walk me to My uber chivalry is so dead. And then he, like, leapt. He was like, oh. Oh. Like, then it clicked for him, and he. Yes, he came home with me. And the next day, Jordan said he was, like, dead asleep, and all he heard was me go, are you really not gonna walk me outside right now? And he was like, I already know what's going down.

[Halle]

Men are so clueless. And I feel, like, so clueless.

[Liv]

No, he's like, I had no idea. I always ask him about it.

[Halle]

They never have any idea. But, like, that can't be an excuse anymore. I feel like I'm like, how did.

[Liv]

You have no idea? I was, like, groping you.

[Halle]

I feel like this day and age, this generation, like, women are making the first move.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Men just, like, don't.

[Liv]

I always say. I'm like, they fear. Thank God for me.

[Halle]

And he's like, yeah, thank God for me.

[Liv]

Thank God for me, or this relationship wouldn't be happening right now. He's like, honestly, facts.

[Halle]

No, it's so true.

[Liv]

But then we immediately leapt into, um. I mean, I just. I didn't know it was going to turn into a relationship. We leapt right into long distance. I spent like, a week and a half with him, a few days with him. He went home. And then after we met for the first time, he came back to New York to spend another, like, five days with me. And then he went overseas, and I tried to visit a few times. But where he's at is, like, very difficult to get to. Yeah. So my flights get. Kept getting canceled. It was so disheartening. Like, month after month after month. I was like, what am I doing? Like, so many times, I was like, what. What am I. I'm never going to see this man again. Like, this is crazy. I'm, like, wasting my time. And then I finally got a flight five months later, and I've spent, like, two months with him.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And we're going.

[Halle]

So what do you do in the downtime? Do you just FaceTime?

[Liv]

Yeah, we FaceTime. I feel like the first five months, we were FaceTiming literally all day, every day to a point where, like, I wasn't even getting any work. It was kind of, like, bad. Like, I was, like, addicted to just talking to this man all day. And then after spending time together, now we, like, stick to our schedules. I probably talk to him for, like, an hour out of the day, 45 minutes out of the day. In the morning when I wake up, I call him. He calls me before he goes to bed. Maybe a quick call in between.

[Halle]

But, like, you guys have FaceTime sex.

[Liv]

It gets hard.

[Halle]

What? Gets hard. He gets hard.

[Liv]

No, abstinence. Gets hard.

[Halle]

Abstinence, abstinence.

[Liv]

The heart grows. You gotta do what you gotta do.

[Halle]

You gotta do what you gotta do.

[Liv]

You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes.

[Halle]

Yeah. I used to have FaceTime sex all the time when I was, like, in college.

[Liv]

I don't love that.

[Halle]

It just makes you uncomfortable.

[Liv]

It makes me really uncomfortable.

[Halle]

It's just, like, me, like, where do you prop the phone up?

[Liv]

You prop it up. Like, you prop it up and you just. You know.

[Halle]

But it's just, like. It's not.

[Liv]

Like, it's not the same, but. But it's for when it's not. But it's for when you're in, like, such a dire situation.

[Halle]

Yeah, it's an emergency.

[Liv]

It's an emergency. It's like a coat red.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I try not to. I'm like.

[Halle]

I feel like people back in the day would have, like, phone sex. I feel like that's even more diabolical.

[Liv]

That's crazy. No visual is crazy.

[Halle]

Like, seeing a guy, like, jack off over FaceTime to me, I don't know if that would do anything for me.

[Liv]

Yeah, it doesn't do much.

[Halle]

It.

[Liv]

It's kind of just like.

[Halle]

All right, okay.

[Liv]

Call you later. I'll call you before bed. Like, it's crazy. So insane.

[Halle]

No, but I feel that we Love him.

[Liv]

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[Halle]

Oh, right this way.

[Liv]

Who, me? I can stream shows at 30,000ft and I was able to buy reserve tickets for my favorite band. It's not just you.

[Halle]

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[Liv]

Wait, can I tell you something?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I was, like, so nervous to talk about my boyfriend, and now that that's over with, I feel free.

[Halle]

You said it so eloquently.

[Liv]

Thank you.

[Halle]

It was beautiful.

[Liv]

Thank you.

[Halle]

He's going to love this segment.

[Liv]

He was like, you're.

[Halle]

We love you.

[Liv]

I was like, I'm going to talk about you tomorrow. He's like, all right, I trust you. Like, to be, you know, smart. And I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

What? Like, what would you say that's diabolical?

[Liv]

I don't know.

[Halle]

That's insane. Yeah, it's insane, but, yeah, you're in a relationship. I'm just doing, like, dick appointments right now.

[Liv]

Okay. And how's that going for you? I feel like you have fun.

[Halle]

I've been having fun. But your whole life.

[Liv]

You've been having fun since you were born.

[Halle]

Yeah, but, like, I'm kind of like, over. Over dick appointments.

[Liv]

Yeah. I feel like I have a heart.

[Halle]

Do.

[Liv]

You hear that? The Grinch has a heart.

[Halle]

The Grinch is a heart.

[Liv]

No, I know you have a heart. It's the only reason, Holly, that you're not in a relationship, which I know you're never, like, seeking. Like, that's just not the type of girl you are to, like, seek out a relationship.

[Halle]

No. Yeah, but there's no date.

[Liv]

But the reason you're not in a relationship is because your man hasn't shown himself yet. Like, you haven't met him yet. It's. You're not missing out on anything yet because you haven't met him. Yeah, it's not like some amazing man crossed your path and you like it up. Like, it's. We're dealing with some lames here in New York, which is hence why I'm dating someone 5,600 miles away, might I add. I'm sure there's some nice men here in New York. I've never met them or seen them or heard of them.

[Halle]

I mean, we went to three bars last night.

[Liv]

Except for, like, our friends. Boyfriends. Like Bridget's boyfriend.

[Halle]

Yeah. Bridget does have they both. They're very sweet boyfriends.

[Liv]

Yeah, they. Their boyfriends are, like, the sweetest. Like, they're in New York. They're from, like, around here, but, like, there's no more men like that.

[Halle]

I mean, I don't. I don't know.

[Liv]

It's such a shame.

[Halle]

But, like, yeah, dick appointments are fun.

[Liv]

Where are all the hot people? I was told there would be hot people here.

[Halle]

Like, New York's, like, the number one hardest place to date anyone ever.

[Liv]

Yeah. Should we talk about last night? What we witnessed with our own two eyes at four different bars in the most popping neighborhood in New York City?

[Halle]

I mean, I wasn't really, like, scouting out.

[Liv]

I was. I was.

[Halle]

You were?

[Liv]

Yeah, I had my eyes peeled. I was just curious. I. I never go to. I. I rarely go to bars like that. I haven't been here in a minute.

[Halle]

It wasn't just guys. It was girls, too. Can I. Can I say that?

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like, I was. Like.

[Liv]

It was. Here's what I'm gonna say.

[Halle]

I don't want to sound mean.

[Liv]

And this is alluding to men only right now. Okay. It was a tough crowd. It was really tough. Like, it was really crazy. And I don't even mean just looks. Looks are not everything. They're actually probably, like, 10 of what matters. They're like a cherry on top. They're a bonus. It was more so, like. And this is gonna sound so brain rot, like, tick tock. It was more like there was no, like, aura. Like, there was no hot man energy. No one came up to us or height. It was me, Holly, and Lauren. No one asked to buy us a drink. I'm not trying to sound like everyone should be asking. They're.

[Halle]

But men are high.

[Liv]

They didn't even say hi.

[Halle]

Men fear this generation. They fear. Men are. That's why older guys will approach. Yeah, guys our age don't approach because they think what we're like in a Venus fly trap. Like, that's what we have in our pants. Fly trap.

[Liv]

We get approached more by like gay men than straight men. And honestly, I'd like to keep it.

[Halle]

I'd like to keep it that way too.

[Liv]

Like to keep it that way.

[Halle]

I love my gays.

[Liv]

Come to the front.

[Halle]

Yes.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

No, seriously. And like, you know how girls, basic girls have the same uniform kind of like. And like, they troll like for the leather jacket or like the, you know, the denim and the white tank. And like, you know, like, you see like the same thing when you go out. Men have the same exact outfit.

[Liv]

And it's a vest.

[Halle]

They have a uniform too, and they were on us.

[Liv]

It's a vest.

[Halle]

No, it's like the stupid hat with like the Henley. And like, I'm like, oh, babe, you're not doing Holly.

[Liv]

Last night I go look at the table to the right of us there. Seven men wearing the same exact hat.

[Halle]

I thought like, you thought it was Halloween.

[Liv]

Take off your hat, because guess what? I want to see your hairline. I got hatfish and I want to see your hair.

[Halle]

I have to tell you the story. I got hat fished. Do you know what a hatfish is?

[Liv]

Of course.

[Halle]

Well, it's probably self explanatory, but it's a catfish via the hat.

[Liv]

Wait, we need to make an urban dictionary. But it's like a Halle urban dictionary. And it's all like, literally. Someone scribble this down you. Your definitions of things.

[Halle]

Yeah, a hatfish. It's very common to get bamboozled by a hat in New York City. And this man. It was too far. I was too far gone. I met up with this guy at a bar. And this man is hot. Like, he is. No, this is like a few years ago. This was like four years ago when I first moved here. We went to this bar. I met this guy at the bar. Fun, flirty, hot, like all the things. Was wearing a hat though.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

So I go back to his apartment.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

We start to hook up.

[Liv]

Oh, no.

[Halle]

The hat comes off. And I've.

[Liv]

He's like holding the hat off the whole time.

[Halle]

I would have rather this man have a toupee. And you can call me, you can call me shallow, but I felt like almost like betrayed by his hat.

[Liv]

Yeah, it's like, why did you have to do this to me? You made a conscious choice to put the hat on because you knew the repercussions that would come from you keeping your hat.

[Halle]

And then he, like, couldn't stay hard And I'm like, I can't stay hard because of your hat.

[Liv]

That's really crazy.

[Halle]

Honestly, I wish he kept the hat on.

[Liv]

Yeah. He could have been, like, hitting it with the hat on.

[Halle]

I would have thought that was probably hot.

[Liv]

He could have taken, like, you know, the bra glue this for all the men who have lines. Get the bra glue and tape your hat down.

[Halle]

Or just go to turkey or get a toupee. Go to turkey.

[Liv]

Get a dirk.

[Halle]

I would go to Turkey. Yeah. I mean, I'm not. No one to comment on anyone's hair. We know. I have my own hair journey.

[Liv]

No, your hair looks great.

[Halle]

It's getting better.

[Liv]

Your hair looks great. You have so much regrowth in the front.

[Halle]

Really?

[Liv]

Yes. Hal, your hair looks so good.

[Halle]

Yeah. But it's like something I'm working on.

[Liv]

It's actually so hard fast.

[Halle]

It's so hard not to get extensions right now, and I. I have to power through.

[Liv]

It's also about to be really warm out.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

You're gonna feel so good with your short little hair.

[Halle]

Well, it's girl.

[Liv]

No extensions. No, but you styled it to be short. You cut it Even looks amazing.

[Halle]

Even with my extensions, I was still wearing my hair up. Yeah. And, like, you could see them.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

It was bad.

[Liv]

Yeah. And by the way, I think that actually might have caused more hair loss because.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Heavier. Your hair. Your hair is ripping. Yeah.

[Halle]

And, like, I looked like Alabama Barker. No shade to Alabama, but you know exactly what I mean when I say that.

[Liv]

God's plan. Alabama.

[Halle]

God. Oh, my God. Bhad Bhabie. That's a pop culture thing. I would love to talk about.

[Liv]

Talk about it.

[Halle]

Mad baby in the Alabama burger has been getting me through seasonal depression. Yeah.

[Liv]

They. They're. They have the entire team up on their backs right now.

[Halle]

No. Like, I wonder what the kitchen conversation is in the Kardashian household.

[Liv]

Can I tell you something? Alabama Barker posted a Lululemon haul the other day.

[Halle]

Yeah. That was a rebrand.

[Liv]

The top comment was, Kris Jenner is hiding behind the camera with a gun pointing to her head.

[Halle]

No, literally, I could see Kris Jenner coming over to Alabama's house and have, like, a belt in her hand. Like, you need to cut the.

[Liv]

Here's the thing. She's so young.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So pretty. She's part of, like, one of the most famous families in the entire country. Where's the disconnect?

[Halle]

I know, but, like, I feel like this Alabama, she grew up rich. She has affluent. She's picking beef with someone that knows.

[Liv]

How to have beef and actually like.

[Halle]

Wolf and she will fight her.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

So I would like be. I would just tread lightly, to be honest.

[Liv]

At first I thought it was like cutesy, like low key pr, like whatever. And then Bad Baby was like, watch.

[Halle]

Out, she's three diss tracks. And she told her like, meet her at a mall or something.

[Liv]

Yeah, she did.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

She was like, watch out, you better get security.

[Halle]

I'm like, oh, one thing I'll never do is with bad babies, baby daddy. Or I don't know how that would happen or come to be.

[Liv]

I feel like you and her would like, get along well.

[Halle]

Me and Bad Baby?

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I feel like we'd vibe.

[Liv]

Yeah. I feel like you would too.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

She's like ridiculous.

[Halle]

She's kind of iconic.

[Liv]

She's iconic.

[Halle]

I'm obsessed with her.

[Liv]

Remember Gucci flip flops?

[Halle]

Gucci flip flops got me through college.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

That song was, I think, like, I ordered Gucci flip flops because of that song.

[Liv]

Gucci stock went up.

[Halle]

The Gucci stock went up via Bad Baby.

[Liv]

I want to keep talking about the lack of men in New York. It's something I'm so passionate about.

[Halle]

The lack of men. Yes. But I honestly don't think we try hard enough to look for the men just because we go to members clubs. Like, we don't like, scavenger the streets.

[Liv]

Like rats because there's too many. Like, do you know how many beautiful women are in New York all looking for men?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like, I know everyone is beautiful.

[Halle]

The best place to date as a man.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You think they have options amok.

[Liv]

And I, I respect it. These girls get after it. Like, get your man, honey. Like, I get it. I'm not, I don't. I'm just not. I've never. I just can't with the effort with men. Like, it's really hard for me.

[Halle]

There's no effort.

[Liv]

No, I mean, on my end, like, it's hard for me to give effort. Like, I'm not gonna go to a bar and like, try to meet a guy. Like I said, I can't.

[Halle]

I know, but even you saying you had to make the first moves with. First move with Meeks. Yeah, I feel like that is.

[Liv]

I'd like to hear from Meeks on that.

[Halle]

No, it's just like. Well, because guys I just feel like are so. They don't like, chase as much as they used to.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Or they don't get it.

[Liv]

Yeah. They're just so.

[Halle]

I'm like, do I have to like, spell this out for You.

[Liv]

You do.

[Halle]

I'm like, grab my tits.

[Liv]

I feel like men are just like, oh, I have so much time, and I. I have so much time, and I'm just floating through life. I'm like, no.

[Halle]

And I don't want to have to be the person that, like, text someone first or be like, let's make a plan. Because then I feel, like, needy and desperate.

[Liv]

And you're not.

[Halle]

And I'm not.

[Liv]

You're definitely not.

[Halle]

I'm definitely not.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Then I'm like. It's almost like you feel a form of rejection if you keep having to make the first move with people.

[Liv]

Yeah. So then you stop reaching out, and then they don't reach out to you. And you're like, okay, why don't. You're like, I'm not. Like, we had a good time together. I thought I liked you. Now you're just ignoring me.

[Halle]

Like, I, like, don't even want to like people anymore just because I'm just like.

[Liv]

I get it. Here's the thing.

[Halle]

I feel like I'm overthinking constantly. And I'm like, am I crazy?

[Liv]

Can I tell you something a little bit? When. And I. I know you're not sitting around waiting for, like, this man to come in and sweep you off your feet. I know that. But I'm just telling you, when the right man comes into your life one day, you will not feel like this at all, ever. Like, he will never make. He'll never not text you and leave you hanging for days. Like, it's just. It's not going to happen. They're getting our Uber driver.

[Halle]

Yeah. Going to find our Uber driver.

[Liv]

Just hit a woman. That was so crazy.

[Halle]

But no, I just, like, think dating in New York. But, like, I don't date New York. I just, like, go out and I'm, like, so underwhelmed by the talent.

[Liv]

I know. I feel like we've just seen so much that it's like, nothing wows us. Maybe we look like 100.

[Halle]

100. But I want a man that will, like, penetrate that in more ways than one. Right. But we'll, like, penetrate that.

[Liv]

Penetrate that.

[Halle]

Because I'm, like, very kind and nice once you, like, have a conversation with me, of course. But I look like a. And I feel like you have to look like a. To earn some level of, like, basic respect from other people.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You know, if you don't have an rbf to a certain extent, bitches and people will walk all over you.

[Liv]

As someone goddamn g. As someone with chronic resting bitch Face.

[Halle]

No, I have it, too, but, like, we get Botox. We literally can't move our.

[Liv]

I actually have no Botox right now. Look at how much my face moves. Ready?

[Halle]

I just got it last week.

[Liv]

Makes me really uncomfortable. I hope you can't see it on camera. No, we can't move our faces. And we're also, like, underwhelmed, but the second you talk to us, we're like, oh, hey, like, what's up?

[Halle]

No, we. We. I think we have to keep trying.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

Do you ever, like, go on a Friday? Like, this has happened to me. I'm like, I go on a Friday, and then I, like, sit in my apartment after, like, a night out, and I'm like.

[Liv]

You're like, is there more to life?

[Halle]

Yeah. What was that? What was that? What did I just witness?

[Liv]

What did I just do?

[Halle]

What do we. Was this hangover worth it?

[Liv]

It never is. It never is, actually. Last night.

[Halle]

I know. My hangover yesterday was completely worth it because I stayed out to, like, 11am with this man.

[Liv]

Yeah, I want to hear about your day yesterday.

[Halle]

It was crazy.

[Liv]

We were supposed. Again, let's just say we were supposed to podcast yesterday.

[Halle]

You're supposed to podcast yesterday, Marshall, I told you I had the flu, but I was literally in bed with a man. I couldn't get out of bed.

[Liv]

I was worried she was sick, but I didn't want to ask too many questions.

[Halle]

H in the head doing crazy things with this guy.

[Liv]

H was sick.

[Halle]

I mean, I won't talk about this too much, but, yeah, I had a great time, and I'm very sore today.

[Liv]

Oh, when you said in the car, like, solid core, who? I thought you, like, literally went to solid core.

[Halle]

No, I feel like, literally, I got hit by a Mac 10 truck, and I used muscles I didn't even know I had, like, one does in Solid Core.

[Liv]

Obsessed.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But I wish I was more comfortable talking about, like, the ins and outs of sex.

[Halle]

You're on the wrong show if you can't.

[Liv]

I know, but, like, I mean, you.

[Halle]

Know, what is she even doing? You know, it's got the cameras.

[Liv]

You know when you just, like, reach a muscle you've never used before and you're like.

[Halle]

Like, your G spot.

[Liv]

No, I mean, like, you're doing something new, and you're like, I've never used this muscle for anything before. And the next day you're like, did I break my thigh?

[Halle]

I don't know if I like doing new things. Like, there's so many positions. I guess you can, like, literally Tap into. But what I do, like, is, like, testing boundaries.

[Liv]

Please elaborate on that.

[Halle]

Like, there's some guys that, like, don't like to do certain things, and then there's some guys that, like, are open to doing some certain things. And, like, the more and more you hook up with someone, I feel like the more and more you uncover what they like. Their freak factor.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And what they like. Yeah. And what works.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I don't like a prude guy.

[Liv]

No, no, no.

[Halle]

One thing about me is I do not like a prude, man.

[Liv]

But I also don't, like, at the beginning, they start pulling out all this crazy stuff, and I'm like, oh, you're for the streets. Like, this is our first time.

[Halle]

Like, someone's cooked here before.

[Liv]

Someone's cooked here.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

It's like, can you just. Slow burn.

[Halle]

Slow burn. Yeah. I mean, the first time I hook up with anyone, I don't do anything too questionable.

[Liv]

No. They need to earn.

[Halle]

Unless it's like, you need to earn things. Yeah. Well, not earned. It's like, you just, like, want to feel it out.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Literally.

[Liv]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not gonna, like, pull out my craziest. Whatever.

[Halle]

I'm not gonna eat someone's ass the first time I hung up with them.

[Liv]

Yeah. What about the second?

[Halle]

Maybe the second, if he's open to it. Definitely the third.

[Liv]

Can you talk about that?

[Halle]

You ask? Yeah, what about it?

[Liv]

I don't do that. And, I mean, I don't do that. And I'm intrigued. Like, is it scary?

[Halle]

No. I, like, don't fear.

[Liv]

Right.

[Halle]

Have you seen me on a jet ski? I just whip it. I don't fear these kind of things.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like, it's. I don't find any of it, like, gross or, like, disheartening or, like, scary. I'm just like, let's go. High risk, high reward. I don't know.

[Liv]

High risk, high reward.

[Halle]

Yeah. Is that what I was saying?

[Liv]

You're a trooper.

[Halle]

I am a trooper.

[Liv]

You are a trooper. I look up.

[Halle]

I'm also a giver.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

A pleaser of all.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Yeah. But, you know, it's all fun and games.

[Liv]

Yeah. It's all fun and games until it's not. Until some shit goes now.

[Halle]

But, yeah, I was. I've been having, like, really late nights.

[Liv]

I feel like, well, tonight will be fun.

[Halle]

Tonight will be fun.

[Liv]

I am back on Mounjaro. I just started.

[Halle]

Oh, we're talking Ozempic.

[Liv]

Yeah, we're talking Ozempic. I took a shot a few days ago, and for the first time in a long time. And I forgot that you really can't drink on it.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And I had two martinis last night. Oh, my God, you guys. I was at my plastic surgeon's office this morning at 9am It's a crazy story. Well, I was picking out what size implants I want, period. I'm going in for a second surgery.

[Halle]

Can I come with you?

[Liv]

Yeah, you can come with me.

[Halle]

I kind of want to get my tits bigger.

[Liv]

They want to meet you. Megan wants you to come in. Yeah, she's said. I've said that to you. Just don't look at your test.

[Halle]

You always want implants or did you do the breast lift and then you were like, okay, I feel like I want to add more volume.

[Liv]

Yeah. So you know this. Cuz I would talk your ear off about it last year because you've gotten your breasts done and I was so intrigued by it.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I decided to just do a breast lift last July. Literally got my tits done on the 4th of July. It was the worst decision I have ever made in my life. And I was just scared of an implant. Like, I have really bad health anxiety to the point where, like, I will literally go to the hospital if I have like a bad headache. Like I'm insane. Like I'm really crazy. So I was really scared of an implant. I was like, that's just something I will never do. I got my boobs done. We did a little bit of fat grafting. So at first they were bigger. That has since gone away. Unfortunately for me, it didn't stick. For some people, it sticks. For some people, it just doesn't. Of course, for me, it didn't stick. So I just am left with the lift. And I loved how I felt when I had a little more volume. And I always think about that. And I'm like, I just. My frame, I don't have the smallest frame, and I also don't have a very curvy frame. And I tried on the implants today. So basically they just like give you a bra. You know, you put the implant in, lift your boob up, and it just looks like you have the size that you want put in. It looked so good.

[Halle]

No, you're gonna. What cc's are you getting if you don't get 215. Okay. So I got 295.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

And I think I could have gone bigger.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

Just because I used to have double Ds.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like when I was probably like 30 pounds heavier.

[Liv]

Oh, wow.

[Halle]

On birth control, when I was like 15, 16.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And then just because of like, you know, health stuff, my weight's fluctuated. It's gone up, it's drastically gone down. It's gone back up. So like I've said before, they kind of just like, looked sad.

[Liv]

That's what happened. And I didn't know that.

[Halle]

I still feel like they look a little melancholy.

[Liv]

That's how I feel about mine. I had to get my done because they were like birth control. I went off birth control and my boobs just completely deflated. And like, I don't think my skin is that elast, has that much elasticity in it. Go back.

[Halle]

Like mine, like, have room still.

[Liv]

So I'm doing 215 because I do have a good amount of breast tissue right now and they don't want them to be insanely big.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So that's what we're doing. But the girl from the office that I go to, you've met her, she's friends with Lauren. Lauren introduced me to her. She said you should come in. They like, do. They do deals?

[Halle]

I know. I just, like, don't know if, like, I need to.

[Liv]

Yeah. But it's also just nice to go in, talk to someone, see what they think, like, get a professional opinion. Every time I go there, I always walk in so confused about what I'm about to do, what I want to do. And I always leave feeling like, okay, I completely trust this person and I feel good about this decision. I mean, with me, I'm going back in two weeks for my pre op. And then.

[Halle]

When's your surgery?

[Liv]

May 8th. I'm sorry, May 3rd.

[Halle]

Okay.

[Liv]

And it'll be easy this time because I'm just doing implants. Last time I did.

[Halle]

Maybe I'll like, schedule surgery around then. We can do.

[Liv]

You should. You can, like, if you want to.

[Halle]

We can do a post op.

[Liv]

That would be so podcast. I'm also going to do a little bit of lipo because Light bar. Light bar on my back. It's just an area I've never been. Like, it just. It's not for, like, weight loss. Like, lipo isn't for weight loss, like, aesthetics. It's for, you know, contouring. So they're going to contour me back a little bit. But that will be a lot easier than getting like lipo in your stomach because you don't need to be so crazy about the shaping.

[Halle]

Yeah. I mean, I appreciate anyone that, like, talks about surgery in this way, being like, if you want to get it and it makes you happy and totally your Body.

[Liv]

You have one life.

[Halle]

Literally. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little nip and tuck.

[Liv]

Absolutely not. I've. I've never talked about it on my socials. I've talked about it on your podcast.

[Halle]

Yeah, I feel like.

[Liv]

But I am vlogging my next surgery.

[Halle]

Like a day. Like a day.

[Liv]

Like a day in my life. Getting my tits done.

[Halle]

That'd be fun, though.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You should vlog it on a real camera.

[Liv]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna use my.

[Halle]

Get a videographer.

[Liv]

I'll get it. I'll get a videographer to come with me.

[Halle]

No, literally.

[Liv]

But yeah, I'm excited.

[Halle]

Let's talk. Okay. So that's in May.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And then we. You all fresh tits by the time we go to wine weekend.

[Liv]

Are we doing wine weekend or for galley?

[Halle]

I have a wedding for galley weekend.

[Liv]

Okay. But I forgot which one it was.

[Halle]

I'm gonna try to work around the wedding.

[Liv]

Okay. I'm.

[Halle]

Wine weekend. Can we talk about wine weekend? Last year?

[Liv]

That was seriously, Halle. One of my best memories with you. And I have so many with you and Lauren. Like, that was the best weekend. Was my first time to Nantucket. You showed me, like, the creme de la creme of every place you could go.

[Halle]

As I do in Nantucket.

[Liv]

As you do. She's the queen of Nantucket.

[Halle]

But we were. The weather wasn't great.

[Liv]

No, but it made it more fun.

[Halle]

I know, but it made it insane.

[Liv]

We had to drink.

[Halle]

We were.

[Liv]

We couldn't go.

[Halle]

So obsessed with the Orlando baby. Oh, that was like our hyper fixation.

[Liv]

Can I play it? Okay. So last year, I'm sure everyone remembers the Orlando baby. Me and Holly were obsessed with this edit. People were making outrageous edits with, like, AI. Just listen to this one for everybody.

[Halle]

Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando. I would delight in embarking on an odyssey to Four Seasons, Orlando with you, dear mother. Together as a harmonious duo, our bond shall flourish, weaving an unbreakable tapestry of.

[Liv]

Love and unity in the enchanting realm.

[Halle]

Of Four Seasons, Orlando.

[Liv]

Where the sun casts a golden hue upon the lush landscapes. Our journey will be filled with moments.

[Halle]

Of pure joy and tranquility. We were obsessed with Orlando, baby. And also, Nantucket is also a great place where there's beautiful people, beautiful men, deep pockets. Fat pockets. I was trying trust funds running a mutt.

[Liv]

I was trying to explain Nantucket to Meeks the other day.

[Halle]

What? It's just an island.

[Liv]

No, but I was trying to explain.

[Halle]

Like, it's like an Expanded country club.

[Liv]

I think he asked what it's like versus, like the Cape or the Hamptons, and I was like, okay, let me just break it down for you. Everyone's hot, everyone's loaded, and everyone's there for one reason and one reason only, and that's to have a good.

[Halle]

It's to get, like, up on rose and caviar.

[Liv]

Yeah. Like every like or beach.

[Halle]

But you also. It's like, quaint and unique in a way where, like, you. It's not sceny. It's like elevated bars almost where they kind of turn into, like, clubbish things. But it's dive bars. A lot of dive bars. But, like, not dive bars. They're, like, filled with, like, a bunch of, like, rich people.

[Liv]

It looks like a dive bar. Yeah, it is a dive bar. But everyone's gorgeous.

[Halle]

It's perfect.

[Liv]

It's literally.

[Halle]

You can't buy it. Like, that's versus the Hamptons, where, like, I feel like everyone's going to be seen there.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And wants to be seen. You can buy a table. There's bottle service. Like, you can't get that on Nantucket, which I think it makes it, like a special place.

[Liv]

I love Nantucket so much.

[Halle]

But anyways, last year, me and Liv and Lauren and Jordan Greyden, the whole squad was there. And that's when the firefighter happened.

[Liv]

Can we talk about the firefighter?

[Halle]

Let's talk about the firefighter.

[Liv]

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[Halle]

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[Liv]

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[Halle]

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[Liv]

Talk about the firefighter. So this was like almost a year ago. I'm just trying to jog my memory a little bit. Oh, right.

[Halle]

He was the drunkest man at Cisco Brewers.

[Liv]

He was a problem.

[Halle]

Everyone was trying to get, like, kick him out. Like, people that worked there were like, you gotta go, buddy. And I don't know how he, like, kept getting out of it.

[Liv]

I think he was getting escorted out.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah. He was getting escorted out when we ran into him. And then he cussed out live.

[Liv]

Oh.

[Halle]

He was like, you. And I was like, I. Like this guy.

[Liv]

We were getting food at, like, the Clam Shack, truck, whatever. And this man is, like, hovering over us, being like. And he's, like, kind of creepy. He's like this. He's, like, literally like this.

[Halle]

And I'm like, I want that one.

[Liv]

Oh, my God. This guy's, like, slobbering all over himself. Like, let's go inside. We made sure he was okay, and then we, like, went away from him. An hour later, we're leaving. He's outside. He's leaving as well. He's legitimately, like. I don't know how he didn't fall open and, like, bust open his head.

[Halle]

No, he was, like, swaying.

[Liv]

Like, I didn't say a word to this man. I don't know what it is about my face that people are just like, you. You were definitely like, no, I definitely, like, made a face. Okay. He looks at me. He's like, you I'll you up. I think he said he wanted to fight me. I think that's what it was. He was like, oh.

[Halle]

He said he wanted to hit you. And I'm like.

[Liv]

And I go.

[Halle]

I'm just, like, looking behind Liv, just looking at this man.

[Liv]

Like, I'm like, guys, can you believe this? Like, Jordan's like, hey, man. Like, not cool, bro. And Halle's like, I want him. And I'm like, you were like, why? Just verbally assaulted me, Salted me.

[Halle]

But I want to know more. I want to know more. Let's put back the layers of this onion.

[Liv]

And then he ended up being such a sweetie. Yeah, he was so fun. We met up with him the next night. I think you got his number, he got your number. And the next night, he joined our table at crew. And he was, like, the sweetest guy. He was mortified. He was, like, apologizing. He didn't even remember yelling at me. He's like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But then we had a joke. For that whole weekend, every time he saw me, he'd just be like, fuck you. And I was like, enough. Like, this is insane. There's 200 people here, and this doesn't look good. Yeah.

[Halle]

Then we went to the bathroom.

[Liv]

You and him went to the bathroom?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And you were in the bathroom for a long time.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And I just want to know, Halle, what happened in the bathroom?

[Halle]

I don't really remember that clearly.

[Liv]

That's okay.

[Halle]

I mean, it. And so, like, it ended up. I think he has a girlfriend.

[Liv]

Right.

[Halle]

But that was not information that was denounced on us.

[Liv]

Not at all, Halle. He was like, I want to date you. He was kissing you at the table in front of 200 people. Like, guys. We were at the booth at crew that faces the entire bar. Like, and Holly was really drunk. Like, Holly doesn't just make out with random guys in front of people in daylight. Like, she was, you know, feeling it.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

He's making out with her, kissing her neck. Like, I have videos. Don't worry. And not clip those. And whatever. We leave. He actually got kicked out of crew as well because he got so hammered. He ended up getting kicked out of crew as well. And that next morning, we're FaceTiming him. We're like, hey, he's such a sweetie. It's so sad.

[Halle]

He's like, videos of him, like, people, like, on a stretcher because he's a firefighter.

[Liv]

Oh, my God. He was Snapchatting. Halle sent a picture of someone, like, literally in a body bag, and he was like, bad day to be that guy. We were like, wait, what is going on?

[Halle]

Like, wait, what?

[Liv]

So we're on FaceTime with him, and we're just like, so tell us about yourself. Like, what's up? Like, how. Whatever, whatever. And he goes, yeah, I live with my girlfriend. We're like.

[Halle]

I'm like, what? I never spoke to him again.

[Liv]

You live with who? He's like, yeah, I have a girlfriend. And H goes, and you love her? And he goes, yeah, I do. We're like, okay.

[Halle]

He was probably the dumbest guy we've ever met.

[Liv]

We. It was nice knowing. He's like, yeah, what is wrong with men?

[Halle]

No, literally. But he. Like, I'm not shocked he acted like that just based off of his drunkenness.

[Liv]

Men, if you're listening and you don't like, please stop.

[Halle]

He will rue this day.

[Liv]

He will rue.

[Halle]

Okay, now we're gonna get into a little segment. I feel like we just been yapping our little mouths off. But, like, we need to catch up. Yeah, let's do a dating kind of segment. I'm gonna read out some scenarios and Then Liv's gonna react to them, and then I'm gonna react to them. Give my two cents on them. They're all different, but, like, I feel like they're all kind of relatable experiences. We've all been there kind of thing. But I want to hear your takes on these.

[Liv]

I'm excited. Yeah, they always. Send in your, like, fans on Extra Dirty. Send in the best questions.

[Halle]

The fans on Extra Dirty are amazing people, and I hope to be friends with all of them in real life.

[Liv]

Same.

[Halle]

Okay, number one, you're having sex with a guy and he farts mid sex.

[Liv]

Oh, my God. Weren't we talking about this last night?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Okay, who's this man? Like, is it a random man?

[Halle]

Like, what?

[Liv]

Like, what would you do if it was like, a one night stand? I would literally be mortified and, like, awkwardly laugh through it and then abruptly stop and then leave this boyfriend. I'd be like, ew.

[Halle]

This happened to me like, the second time I hooked up with my ex boyfriend in college.

[Liv]

Oh, my God.

[Halle]

And like, we weren't dating it obviously, and I. He was mortified and it was like, in the doggy position and he was finishing and he just, like, couldn't stop.

[Liv]

No.

[Halle]

He was so embarrassed.

[Liv]

Okay, now that you put it that way, I wouldn't want to, like, make them feel worse about it.

[Halle]

I mean, like, we got over and dated for two and a half years, so, like, I guess.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I mean, but it's definitely, like, an awkward situation.

[Liv]

Imagine like, the other way around.

[Halle]

Well, imagine like, a guy's going down on you and you fart in his face. Oh, my God, I would kill my. I'd kill myself.

[Liv]

I'd kill myself.

[Halle]

I would find it. No, I'm not gonna describe.

[Liv]

All right, that would be so terrible.

[Halle]

Let's do the next one.

[Liv]

Okay.

[Halle]

You have the best sex ever with your new boyfriend, but he refuses to post you on his social media.

[Liv]

Next.

[Halle]

Yeah, I mean, I feel like this could be circumstantial.

[Liv]

Refusing is crazy.

[Halle]

Refusing saying no. I. Yeah, I, like, don't want to do it at all. Like, go yourself.

[Liv]

Like, refusing is nuts.

[Halle]

It probably means he's cheating on you. He doesn't want other girls to know.

[Liv]

Or he's like, dming.

[Halle]

I wasn't posting my ex boyfriend on my socials towards the end of our relationship, and that was extremely calculated. Yeah, I just didn't want other people to know.

[Liv]

Well, I actually don't post my boyfriend.

[Halle]

Yes.

[Liv]

But if he asked me to, of course I would. I just don't want people in my. I mean, I've talked about it on here. I just don't. I feel like it's this thing that I have and I don't want to post it.

[Halle]

No, I say this now.

[Liv]

New.

[Halle]

I also just like being in social media, like we both are. If I had a serious boyfriend right now, I don't think I would be posting them either.

[Liv]

No.

[Halle]

Because girls, like, girls are pooh shiesty. Sometimes they, like, want what you have.

[Liv]

It invites in a lot of potential negative energy.

[Halle]

Yeah. And then, like, people dissect your relationship, your dynamics. And then, like, I've seen a lot of breakups online with some of my friends, and I just, like, imagine, like, you're going through the worst breakup ever, and it's public and up for interpretation from thousands of people.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

It would make it excruciatingly worse also.

[Liv]

If you don't keep up with it. Right. Like, what? I'm gonna post him once. Then in three months, people are like, did they break up?

[Halle]

Yeah. I mean, it's like fan fiction. It's like speculation.

[Liv]

Family.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

YouTube account.

[Halle]

Like, mind your business.

[Liv]

Mind your business.

[Halle]

But if you do post it, then I guess it's up for, you know, conversation.

[Liv]

Yeah, it is.

[Halle]

That's my take on it. Okay. You found out your boyfriend still sleeps with a stuffy animal every night and talks to it.

[Liv]

I sleep with a stuffed animal every night. You talk to cow? I don't talk to it.

[Halle]

I have a stuffed animal. Her name's Titty. I couldn't say Kitty, so she was Titty.

[Liv]

Oh, is she old?

[Halle]

She's. I got it when I was born.

[Liv]

Do you have her in New York?

[Halle]

No, in Boston.

[Liv]

Oh, God. I've never seen Titty. I have a cow. Mr. Cow. It's one of those wormies that you put in the microwave and heat up when you have period cramps. I don't talk to him, but I sleep with him every single night. I put him on my neck and sleep like that. And I don't think it's weird, but if a man was to do it. Sorry, not to be judgmental.

[Halle]

It's for the girls.

[Liv]

Grow up.

[Halle]

I don't think that would make me wet.

[Liv]

No.

[Halle]

If he was like, babe, I'm not going to cuddle with you. I need a cuddle with Mr. Pooh Bear.

[Liv]

No, that's actually crazy.

[Halle]

That would be crazy.

[Liv]

That's actually.

[Halle]

And he's like, boo bear. Oh, my God. Who's a little snook bear?

[Liv]

Mr. Poo bear.

[Halle]

Where Are you.

[Liv]

Oh, you're on the floor, you fat.

[Halle]

Like, imagine you're hooking up with a guy and Mr. Pooh bear is on the bed and, like, accidentally falls off, and he, like, stops you to, like, go cater to Ms. Mr. Pooh Bear.

[Liv]

He, like, uses Mr. Pooh Bear, like, under your stomach.

[Halle]

I'm dead.

[Liv]

Okay, that's gonna be a hard note for me. Sorry.

[Halle]

Your boyfriend is perfect, but he moans his own name during sex. This is some serial killer behavior. I, like, don't even have anything to say about that.

[Liv]

I don't really either. No.

[Halle]

This man needs to be 5150.

[Liv]

He need. Yeah, immediately.

[Halle]

Immediately. I mean, I don't even imagine. I. I'm trying to imagine moaning my own name.

[Liv]

I think. No, I think it'd be hotter if a girl did it. Yeah. Should we try it?

[Halle]

Stop that, Marshall.

[Liv]

But also, like, imagining a man doing it, like, in his deep ass voice, like, that's crazy.

[Halle]

Marshall.

[Liv]

Marshall.

[Halle]

I don't like that.

[Liv]

That kind of grossed me.

[Halle]

Yeah, I kind of, like, don't want to continue. All right, anyways.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

All right. You accidentally sent a dirty text meant for your boyfriend to your situation chip instead. How do you play it off? Wait, what? Wait, wait, did I read that right?

[Liv]

I can't give advice on this because I don't do that.

[Halle]

You accidentally send a dirty text meant for your boyfriend to your situationship instead. How do you play it off? I think you should not be in a relationship.

[Liv]

I think you should break up with your boyfriend.

[Halle]

I think you probably shouldn't be with anyone right now, and you should probably look in the mirror and reflect on this time in your life.

[Liv]

You should find God, because if you.

[Halle]

Accidentally did that, that's just karma.

[Liv]

That's up.

[Halle]

Yeah, I mean, sorry, I support the.

[Liv]

Girls, but I can't support the girls cheating.

[Halle]

Yeah. That's profound.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Are you're out to dinner with your boyfriend, and he calls the waitress my milady? Unironically. I don't know if he was, like, a really funny guy.

[Liv]

That sounds like something my, like, dorky brother would do.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Hello, my lady. Yeah, Like, I'd be like, it's giving the office.

[Halle]

If he kept doing it, I would say, literally, stop.

[Liv]

Is he saying, like, hello, my lady? Or is he like, hello, my lady? Like, I could see him with, like.

[Halle]

A little accent, like, my lady, my lady. Can I get a diet cola?

[Liv]

Yeah, we're from the South.

[Halle]

That was really good.

[Liv]

Can I get a diet cola?

[Halle]

Okay. Your boyfriend has a Snapchat streak with his ex. That's been going on for five years. Okay, why are we using Snapchat? But also, I can't talk because I like, have been using Snapchat recently too. But like. But like, we. How is this even a conversation?

[Liv]

I have no tolerance for any level a speck of bullshit. So this is crazy to me. It actually enrages me that someone would even, like, deal with this.

[Halle]

Like, I hope this isn't real.

[Liv]

Literally leave him. Because it's not about the snap streak. It's about the immaturity level of your boyfriend. It's insane.

[Halle]

I, like, don't believe that exes can. Should be friends, should be hanging out. They should not. They're in the rear view mirror.

[Liv]

Anytime I've tried to be friends with an ex, it ended horribly.

[Halle]

Same. So, like, I have enough nurtures. I don't need friends.

[Liv]

Like, nurture your relationship so that doesn't happen.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And yeah, break up with him.

[Halle]

I agree.

[Liv]

Also, you deserve more queen.

[Halle]

Okay, let's up. I would like you find out your man pays for only fans content. Oh, and it's someone you know, so say, like, Meeks was paying for only fans content. And it was like, of me.

[Liv]

I interrogate him about everything.

[Halle]

Yeah, he would rue this day.

[Liv]

He would never do any, like, no.

[Halle]

He would never do anything like that. But hypothetically, different man. Let's not even use your boyfriend.

[Liv]

No, but let's use him. It's like, funny if he did that.

[Halle]

She, like, picks a fight with him after this.

[Liv]

No, I literally, I have, like, dreams that he likes, like, whatever. Because I'm crazy and I'm like. I'm like, kind of mad at you. He's like, are you kidding? This is insane. You're mad at me because of a dream you had. And I know that's like, that's a universal experience. It's a universal experience, but it, like, actually happens. I'm not just saying that. If he was subscribed to any only fans, especially someone I knew, that's like, just not the type of man I'm into. So I fear I'd have to break up with him.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

What would you do?

[Halle]

That wouldn't. No, no, he would not. I would castrate him.

[Liv]

He would rue.

[Halle]

He would rue.

[Liv]

It's just weird.

[Halle]

I would castrate his penis, shove it into his own mouth and then sew up those lips.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And he would joke, and he would joke on it.

[Liv]

Yeah. I also, I have nothing against only fans. I just have something against many committed relationships being on only fans. And I actually have heard. I know someone whose boyfriend was subscribed to an only fans.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And she saw the charge come through.

[Halle]

Like, the monthly charge.

[Liv]

He's still alive. And he said that he just forgot to end the subscription.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

That is the biggest load of.

[Halle]

I just like. No, no. Your boyfriend doesn't believe in deodorant, but wears his natural musk, but swears his natural musk is hot. Would you demand he wears deodorant? Yeah, I don't give a. About your stupid natural musk. Okay.

[Liv]

Personally, yes, I do know that there's some cultures in which they, like, can't wear deodorant. So, like, if it's falls under that category, then, like, you should probably shut your mouth. But my boyfriend. No.

[Halle]

Does not fall under that category.

[Liv]

My boyfriend does not fall into that category. And he will be wearing AX because that man works out, like, three times a day and he's a smelly boy. So. Yeah, deodorant. Yeah, he actually uses women's deodorant.

[Halle]

I use men's deodorant. So do I. I think it lasts longer and it smells better.

[Liv]

So why is everything labeled for men? Just, like, better.

[Halle]

Like, why men? Why is there men in woman deodorant?

[Liv]

Literally, why is there men's shampoo? Women's shampoo? Don't we, like, all have the same hair?

[Halle]

We care about the silkiness more.

[Liv]

Yeah, that's true.

[Halle]

And, like, the hydrating the tips. And we have longer hair, so we have to, like, worry about the breakage.

[Liv]

Hydrating the tips.

[Halle]

Okay. Your boyfriend is absolutely perfect, but he goes to Twitch conventions to meet his streaming legends and makes you take pictures of them. Yeah. This is no man I would find in my bed.

[Liv]

This just would not.

[Halle]

That would just not. That's like. It's even hard to, like, hypothetically talk about that situation as a hypothetical, because if a man was like, let's go to a convention, I would say, unless it's a sporting event.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I'm extremely judgmental of you right now.

[Liv]

Yeah, that. That's crazy. It's giving. No.

[Halle]

I don't even know what else to say.

[Liv]

I. I, like, actually have no words.

[Halle]

I need to take a shower.

[Liv]

Yeah, that's not happening.

[Halle]

Like, Like World of Warcrafts.

[Liv]

Also. Can I say unrelated?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I love me not having. I love you, and I love not having to hold the mics.

[Halle]

I know. It gives me, like, room to, like.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I feel like I can, like, I talk with my hands.

[Liv]

I'm, like, very uncomfortable in front of the camera. I'm, like, getting better with it each time. I, like, come on with you.

[Halle]

I know. It's easier when you don't have to hold the mic, too.

[Liv]

It's way nicer.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But I'm also, like, what do I do with my hands?

[Halle]

I'm like this. All right, we have answered. Those were fun. I think we should do those again over a martini and, like, not hold back and make them a little more X rated.

[Liv]

Yeah, X rated. I want to, like, deep dive into every single one.

[Halle]

I know.

[Liv]

They need to be X rated.

[Halle]

No, they should.

[Liv]

We need sex questions next time. Marshall.

[Halle]

I want to talk about sex on here more.

[Liv]

Yeah, I do, too.

[Halle]

We need some prompts, but anyways, that was. Hold on. Okay.

[Liv]

Show your hairbrush. Halle whips us out at dinner last night. No joke.

[Halle]

Well, it's a keychain. It already broke. But, like, it's a keychain, and then it's bejeweled. And then, like, if I need a flip phone, my hair, I have the option to. I think it's very crafty.

[Liv]

Yeah. First I thought it was a taser. Then I thought it was a flip phone.

[Halle]

Well, it might be a taser next time if you keep commenting on it in a negative way.

[Liv]

No, I love it.

[Halle]

You will r this. You will rue. Okay. Anyways, guys, that was so much fun. Liv, thank you for coming on again. I love you as always. Like, subscribe, you can watch on YouTube and you can listen to it on any other platform. Again, I love you all, and I will see you next week.

[Liv]

Yay.

[Halle]

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[Liv]

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