Podcast Summary
Podcast: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Episode: I went through his ChatGPT history... AITA & solo catch-up!
Date: February 5, 2026
Host: Hallie Batchelder
Episode Overview
In this hilarious and highly unfiltered solo episode, Hallie Batchelder takes listeners through her latest NYC adventures, candidly sharing tales of her chaotic week, relationship mishaps, and personal "icks." She brings back her audience-favorite segment, "Am I the Asshole?" (AITA), reading and reacting to listener scenarios with brutal honesty and wit. Hallie also introduces a rapid-fire "Ick or Not" game, dissecting modern dating red flags with her trademark irreverence.
Hallie’s NYC Life & Weekly Recap
[03:35 – 13:45]
- Weather Woes and NYC in Snow:
Hallie opens by lamenting the “apocalypse” mood gripping New York as the first real snow hits, mocking both the panic and enthusiasm of those sledding and skiing in Central Park.“New York, amongst other things, does not know how to handle snow very well… I don’t want to be wet in the snow rolling around like a Chihuahua. What is this?” (04:41)
- Situationship Slumber Party:
Shares a “moment of silence” for a recent overnight with a guy—“we didn’t touch each other, which is fine, I guess. Maybe he wants to get to know me and my personality, which I’m not used to.”“I will live to see another day. Maybe he wants to get to know me and my personality, which I’m not used to. But like, what?” (06:12)
- NYC Nightlife:
Gives a play-by-play of her week: social dinners, an après-ski party at 82 Stanton, a wild 4am that still felt “well-behaved,” and failed attempts at brunch.- On brunch:
“I can’t do brunch. I don’t get along with brunch. We have a love-hate relationship. I have really no limits when it comes to my alcohol intake during the day.” (09:13)
“Day drinking is just something I’m not good at. There’s way more hours in the day than at night.” (09:40)
- On brunch:
- Social Media & Career Anxiety:
Reflects on recent work struggles, TikTok’s “broken” algorithm, and waves of self-doubt as a creator.“I’ve had a bad, like, recent… weeks have been bad work-wise for me. I’ve been having conflict with people… TikTok and all that down. I’m feeling, not uninspired, but maybe just seasonal depression.” (13:48)
Anxiety, Coping Mechanisms, and Laughs
[13:45 – 17:30]
- Hallie humorously prescribes unconventional anxiety fixes:
“Limit your screen time, which I don’t do. Good vibrator is good for anxiety. Maybe an edible is good for anxiety. Bloody Mary is good… Or a Xanax prescription—I would, you know, dive into that too. Not that I’m recommending drugs on here!” (11:46)
- Relatable Anxiety:
“You think everyone’s mad at you… but they’re probably having anxiety too thinking you’re mad at them. We’re all in this together.” (12:46)
NYC Social Trends: Membership Clubs vs. Bars
[17:30 – 20:50]
- Rise of Membership Clubs & Hotel Bars:
Shares her preference for elevated scenes over crowded bars, especially during football season.“If there’s a screen behind me playing a game, they will not notice the tits, plural. So like, why even go? What’s the point?” (20:17) “I just don’t like college bars… even these membership clubs, I feel like they’re letting too many people in, they get congested.” (21:04)
Segment: Am I the Asshole?
[21:07 – 36:22]
A fan-favorite segment returns. Hallie reads through a series of AITA submissions—each more wild or relatable than the last—delivering verdicts with her signature irreverence.
Highlights:
- Three-Month Curse (22:00):
Girl breaks up with guys after 3 months because she gets bored.“It’s just giving ADHD… Sometimes if a guy’s wrong and you’re unimpressed, you gave it a shot—move on to the next. Set him free, like going fishing.”
- Situationship Nipplegate (22:30):
Broke up because the guy wouldn’t let her see his nipples.“I have questions… Did he have really big nipples? I think you made the right decision. If he’s being weird about his nipples—what?!” (22:45)
- Locating Friend’s House (23:40):
Drove to boyfriend’s friend’s place with no directions.“I would gaslight the fuck out of him and say, ‘Just to make sure you’re safe, I zillowed every single one of your friends’ homes.’”
- Ex & Hiccups (24:56):
Made ex sleep on the couch because he had hiccups.“I would just burp them. People do this if their significant other is snoring. This isn’t that bad.”
- Making Herself Finish (25:30):
Hallie’s own move: made ex watch her finish when he couldn’t.“I do this! It’s a power move. It’s asserting your dominance. Men need to be humbled.”
- Virginity—A Little White Lie (26:19):
Lied to situationship about being a virgin.“It’s a little white lie. I’ve done way worse. As long as you didn’t give him like, gonorrhea, you’re good.”
- Financial Insults (27:03):
Called ex “poor” during breakup.“I call everyone poor and I need to stop. It’s just a new stem of mine. Not nice—but maybe you’re motivating him!”
- “Cute” Penis (28:03):
Called a guy’s penis “cute.”“If a man has a small dick, it’s not cute, but what else do you call it? But I try to avoid commenting on men’s dick size… I’ll shame them for everything else, but not their bodies.”
- Vying with Gay Bestie for a Guy (29:00):
“He was straight, so I still went for him.”“If opportunity was given, I’d probably hook up with the guy… honestly just have a threesome, everyone wins.”
- Leaving Him for Being Stupid (30:00):
Dumped boyfriend simply because he was “stupid as fuck.”“Honestly, this is a reason to leave! The guy could be so hot, but if he’s dumb as rocks… that dick won’t work anymore at 85, babe.”
- Wildest Submissions—Top Quotes:
- “Got a guy a cake with my face on it for his birthday, hooked up with his friend while he blew candle.” (32:19)
Hallie: “That is a lot going on. That’s Leo behavior… You’re probably an asshole here, but we’ll live.”
- “Put my ex’s toothbrush in the toilet… didn’t say anything.” (33:00)
“If you feel like you need to put a man’s toothbrush in the toilet bowl, he done fucked up.”
- “Caught my man asking ChatGPT if it’s bad to jerk off after we had sex.” (34:56)
“So let’s talk about why you were going through his ChatGPT history! But honestly… some things are just for the girls.”
- “Laughing at my grandma’s funeral.” (35:45)
“Everyone mourns differently! I don’t blame you, sis. I’d probably do the same.”
- “Broke up with boyfriend of 4 years to be single.” (36:15)
“You always want what you can’t have… everyone deserves to see that grass. That was a powerful message.”
- “Got a guy a cake with my face on it for his birthday, hooked up with his friend while he blew candle.” (32:19)
Segment: Ick or Not
[36:22 – 48:11]
Hallie rapid-fires through a list of “icks” submitted by listeners, judging whether each would kill her vibe.
Memorable Reactions:
- Apple Watch During Sex:
“Apple watches are an ick. If it was a Whoop, okay. A Fitbit—decline.” (36:55)
- Live Laugh Love Sign:
“He’s gay. Get that man outside of you. Total ick.”
- Refers to Dick as ‘Junk’:
“If he’s talking about his junk every sentence, get your hand out of your pants.”
- Socks On 24/7:
“I don’t think it’s that big of an ick. I don’t like men’s toes. He might be doing me a favor.” (37:15)
- Has Photo of Ex Visible:
“Murder, homicide, catch a case. Cut her out!”
- Mirror Eye Contact While Hitting it from Behind:
“Kinda hot… it’s American Psycho. But if no one’s looking at each other, it gets confusing. The mirror should be on the ceiling.”
- Calling Him ‘Daddy’ During Sex:
“It’s like, forcing yourself to be freaky… If you’re freaking Joe Schmo from down the block, I’m not calling you Daddy, Conrad.”
- Uses 3-in-1 Shampoo:
“This is every man. Not a deal breaker.”
- Comes Fast:
“Not even an ick… more just, like, pity. And that’s worse.”
- Drinks from Gallon Jug:
“Shows he hydrates and goes to the gym. I need him hydrated to go rounds.”
- Crying After Sex:
“If a guy cried every time he finished, talking about what we were, I’d be freaked out. Wouldn’t return his calls.”
- Tuck-in Blanket Ritual:
“Absolutely the fuck not. It’s giving serial killer.”
- Remembers Outfit from First Date:
“That’s sweet. Means he notices things—small things. He really likes you.”
- Uses ‘We’ Language Too Early:
“Nice when a guy makes future plans, but if you’ve slept over once and he’s planning for a wedding nine months away—get a life.”
- Tries to Fix Everything:
“Not an ick, just annoying. Sometimes I just want to bitch my lungs out.”
Notable Quotes & Hallie-isms
- “I just want to make sure everyone knows, you can shame a man for almost anything except his dick size. I’ll shame them for everything else, but not their bodies.” (28:17)
- “You want your mind to be stimulated as much as your clit.” (30:21)
- “Day drinking is just something I’m not good at. There’s way more hours in the day than there are at night.” (09:40)
- On discovering a boyfriend’s ChatGPT searches: “Let’s talk about why you were going through his ChatGPT history!” (34:56)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:00 – 03:34: Adverts and intro
- 03:35 – 13:45: Hallie’s week, slumber parties, brunch woes, NYC snow
- 13:45 – 17:30: Anxiety talk and coping mechanisms
- 17:30 – 20:50: NYC social trends, bars vs. membership clubs
- 21:07 – 36:22: Am I the Asshole? (AITA)
- 36:22 – 48:11: Ick or Not game
- 48:11 – End: Outro and ads
Tone & Style Snapshot
The episode is honest, irreverent, and vulnerable, channeling the energy of an unfiltered “sleepover chat.” Hallie is self-deprecating and uproariously funny, but also touches thoughtfully on anxiety, online validation, and self-worth. Her language is conversational, brash, and rooted in the humor of modern dating and city life.
Summary Created for Listeners Who Missed the Episode — skip the ads and awkward intros by starting at [03:35] and enjoy the ride!