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Wait, let me read that again. Sorry, I'm all caught off guard. It's so cold in here. I broke up with a situationship because he wouldn't let me see his nipples. I read that the same. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hello. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. It's me alone again. It is brick cold in this studio today, so excuse me if you see my breath consolidate icicles. But let's just get into it. I. Let me get cozy first, guys. I'm in quite the mood today. I don't know if it has to do with, like, the weather, like, the snow situation outside. Like, it was like everyone was acting like it was the apocalypse or some. Like, we're about to get hit with, like, our first sight of snow ever that anyone in New York has ever seen ever. And I will say New York, amongst other things, does not know how to handle snow very well because it's pretty, like, when it falls down and it's cute. And everyone's, like, literally skiing and doing crazy in the snow, which, by the way, I would never partake in. I don't know if that makes me, like, a Debbie Downer, but, like, I don't want to do, like, it's cold out and I don't want to be wet in the snow rolling around like a Chihuahua. Like, what is this? I don't understand like, how people like enjoy that. Like, I was seeing people like running and tackling each other in the snow, literally skiing in Central park, attaching themselves to back of cars, like in like being dragged down the street, like on skis. And I was like, sounds like a, like a lot of work. I think snow days are best for like staying inside, maybe like calling a situationship and like hunkering down. You can't really order food in a snowstorm. Ubereats was. And also that's kind of mean. I think people that like order food in like a snowstorm are kind of like bad people. Low key. Like, they're kind of like evil because they have to like literally put on their snow boots, like cross country ski boots to get you your soup dumplings. And that's up right there. I had a weird weekend. It was a weekend of like, I had. I had a slumber party with one guy this weekend, but we didn't touch each other, which is fine, I guess. You know, actually moment of silence for that. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I guess, anyways, I'm not gonna really get into that much, but it's fine. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm okay. I will live to see another day. Maybe he wants to get to know me and my personality, which I'm not used to. But like, what? I don't know. He is intriguing to me. So, you know, maybe. I don't know. I don't want to like, speak too much on that, honestly. But I'll start at the beginning of the week. Thursday before the snowfall. Let me set the scene we went to. What did we do Thursday? Let me look at my schedule. The only way I have memories is looking through my camera roll. Oh. Thursday I went out with one of my guy friends. We went to dinner and then we went to a bar and then we went to this like, apres ski party because everyone was like, really about this snowstorm. So we went to the apres ski party. It was really, really fun. It was at this bar called 82 Stanton. If you know, you know. And I don't typically go to bars much, but like, I had fun there. Like, they were. They were controlling Ox. One of our guy friends was hosting the party. And I feel like if you have one of your friends on Ox, it like changes the whole vibe. I don't like when, like the bar has control of Ox, you know, it's nice to have some say in like, what music is going to get played. So that was a long night. That was a 4am Er, but I still feel like I was pretty well behaved. The next day was like a six AMER and we were just like bouncing around from like, place to place Friday night. And then I woke up Saturday morning, Snow had fallen and it hit the ground and everyone was in like a really chipper mood, like, wanted to go get brunch. And you guys know how I feel about brunch. I can't do brunch. I don't get along with brunch. We have a love hate relationship. Because I have really no limits when it comes to my alcohol intake during the day. And you know, day drinking is just something I'm not good at. There's way more hours in the day than there are at night. Also, like, once you have your third cocktail during the day and it's still light out, like, people can see your eyes going. Like they can see when it crosses. And also I want to make it into the night. So part of me was just like, maybe if I just keep going, I'll be fine. But no, I didn't make it out Saturday night. And I fired off a lot of texts that were an invisible ink, which means nothing good for anyone and they will remain invisible ink. Like, if I'm shooting out invisible ink texts, you know, they could only mean a few things, but probably bad. I was probably saying some really inappropriate things. That's my only thought. So I think we're knocking. We're not gonna. I'm gonna just bury that into my memory. But anyways, I feel like I do have tips and a strategy for anxiety. Limit your screen time, which I don't do. You know, good vibrator is good for anxiety. Maybe like an edible is good for anxiety. Or bloody Mary is good for anxiety. Also, just like, you know, it can't be that bad. Like, did you commit murder? Like, everyone, like, we'll, we'll live. Unless you like, actually committed murder, then someone didn't live. But, like, we're gonna be fine. Like, as long as you didn't commit, like a serious crime, I think you'll be okay. I think the issue with anxiety is, like, you think everyone's mad at you, which is something I feel all the time, even when I'm not drinking. Obviously people are mad at me and they're probably not mad at you because they probably having anxiety too, and they probably think you're mad at them. So I just like, everyone has anxiety. And once you, like, realize that we're all in this together and we just have one more day to get through it and then it's Monday I think then we'll be okay. But you know, just distract yourself. Put on a good movie, put it on a rom com. If you have a Xanax prescription, I would, you know, dive into that too. Not that I'm recommending drugs on here, but like if you're prescribed, those are for anxiety. What else? Oh, Tick Tock's been broken for like the past week. I don't know if anyone's algorithms have been fucked up. I think it's more so for creators. TikTok just been like broken and I don't know, the timing of that feels a little convenient, but it's just been all weird and shit, which is like, I don't know, like I just, I almost made a LinkedIn. I'm not even going to lie. Like I was like, do you have to make a link? Is my career done here? Like, what are we doing? What are we doing? It's just so non consistent. It's like an unreliable, toxic relationship at this point. TikTok and it like affects my mood. So my mood's been off because views have been down and that's just honesty. It makes me irritable. The membership clubs, you feel like that's still what's happening, like that's still being seen. Do I think everyone's just going to the membership clubs? Well, yeah, I think that's like a movement within itself. But also like I'm seeing a lot of like people just going to hotels too. Like there's a, there's a good vibe that's curated at like these nice hotels like the Roxy I spent a lot of time at recently and just like nice hotels that have a good bar downstairs, like if they allow you to sit. I feel like that's a vibe. But I just like don't like college bars, like bars and like there's a lot of football games and I know like that's like where you will find the men right now, especially with like the playoffs and like that. But they're not looking at me, they're looking at the tv and I don't. Then I get upset. Like, why am I here? Why did I even put a lick of makeup on? I could be wearing a spongebob costume in a college bar right now or whatever while a game's on and no one would even look my way or blink twice. I could have my tits out bouncing up and down. Although they don't bounce, they're pretty bolt on. But like, I could have my tits out two feet away from, from a man's face. If there's a screen behind me playing a game, they will not notice the tits, plural. So like, why even go like, what's, what's the point? So yeah, do I think members clubs are. That's just like what I like to do really. And if you have like the ability to do the, to do that, I would do that. But hotels are fun too. And I don't mind a elevated bar, but I don't, I just don't like, love the dive bar scene. And I also don't like crowded spaces that even these membership clubs, I feel like they're letting too many people in. They get a little too congested. February is the month of romanticizing your life. And that includes romanticizing your business. Whether it's a spark of an idea or a love affair with an entrepreneurship you've been waiting to explore, Shopify gives you the tools to turn that passion into something real. This is the perfect month to invest back into yourself, your creativity, and your next big thing. Shopify is hands down the best place to start and grow a business. 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Not only is just like tick tock and all that down, I'm just like, I'm feeling un. Not like uninspired in a way to create new. And maybe I'm just seasonal depression. I don't feel funny, which makes me not wanna post. And even when I force myself to post online, I just feel myself not being funny because I'm in a bad mood and then it's hell for everyone. I don't know. That's just kind of the mood I'm in. I'm ready for warmer weather. I don't know if I can do another New York win because this one's been my toughest one. I need to go to the Bahamas. Like, I need to find a man that like has like at least a plane. Like I would take even a smaller yacht right now. I don't know. Like I'm just. I want to go to the Bahamas so bad and get tan. I'm so pale you can see through me. You could probably see my organs if you like looked close enough. It's very upsetting. I've been getting spray tans like once a week, which does. I swear there's a sign, like psychological, like there has to be some connection with dopamine and serotonin in there because every time after I get a spray tan, I do feel a bit better and happier and nicer and yeah, that's my spiel. I don't even know where we started or where we finished with that. But yeah, for this next segment, a segment we haven't done in a very long time, I thought we'd do Am I the Asshole? And I figure I'm feeling honest today. Let's just say that this is one of my favorite segments I, I like. We should do this one more. I'm not gonna lie. It's just always so funny because people always find a way to, like, one up and surprise me. This beautiful woman says, I have never stayed with a guy for more than three months because they get bored, so I break up with them. Well, Men do that to us, and it's more like three weeks. So you're not an asshole at all. I feel like this is normal. Also, like, it's just giving adhd, which is a mental thing. So just blame that. Blame the adhd. Like, sometimes if a guy. Like, if the guy's wrong and you're unimpressed after a few months, like, you gave it a try, you gave it a shot, move on to the next, set him free. It's like going fishing. If it's not a good catch, you just let him back into the. The vast ocean. Okay, next. I broke up with a situationship because he wouldn't let me see his nipples. Why did you want to see his nipples so bad? Wait, let me read that again. Sorry, I'm all caught off guard. It's so cold in here. I broke up with a situationship because he wouldn't let me. His nipples. I read that the same. I have questions. I. Like, he didn't want to have sex with you. Like, would he keep a shirt on while he had sex? Like, did he have, like, really big nipples? Like, maybe he was self conscious about how big his areola was. I'm not sure. I have more questions on this one, but I think you made the right decision breaking up with him. If he's being weird about his nipples. Because. What? I've never even heard about that. I think you're good here. Okay, next. He asked me to stop by his friend's house and I drove all the way there. No directions asked. Wait. He asked me to stop by his friend's house and I drove all the way there. So are you saying you knew how to get there? Is that what you were saying? I see what you were doing there, but, like, what did he. Why is he sending you on errands to his friend's house? He kind of set you up for success here. Honestly, are you the asshole? No. I mean, I have more questions about this too. If a guy called me out on this and he was like, wait, how did you know where my friends lived? I would gaslight the fuck out of him and say, well, just to make sure you're safe at all times, I zillowed every single one of your friends homes, the most possible locations that you'd probably be at. So if I can't get in touch with you, which I usually can't because you're a bad texter, I can go to their house and make sure you are safe. Okay? I'm just protecting you and your safety. That's what I would do. That was good. I was thinking on my toast there, okay, me and my ex sleep on the couch because he had hiccups and it was annoying me. Yeah, I would just burp them. Honestly, if this was the case, I feel like this isn't that bad. I feel like people do this with their, like, significant other if they're like, even snoring. I've never really had to deal with this, but I feel like I would do the same. This is why I think, like, if you are in a relationship, you should have to bed. Like, I don't are in a two bath because men are fucking nasty. Okay. They're fudgeing nasty. But yeah, also, like, I like to sleep with the TV on. So, like, maybe I'm the one with the noises. Or what if I have a weird dream about his dad and I'm calling out his name? Like there's things that could happen that are out of my control when we're sleeping. Where a guest bedroom will be handy, but I guess a couch will do. I don't think this is that bad, though. I don't think you're an in this situation. Okay, next. My ex couldn't make me finish, so I told him to get off me and made him watch me do it myself. I do this. I've talked about this all the time. I do this all the time, actually. It's actually one of my favorite party tricks. It's a power move. It's establishing. It's asserting your dominance in a way that like, kind of emasculates them. And men need to be humbled. All of them. Men, like, they love their ego stroked. And you know what? I think we do too much of that as a society. So if he can't make you finish, make him sit there like a little helpless puppy and watch you do it yourself. Maybe he can learn something. That was kind of mean. Maybe I'm the with that response, but you get what I'm saying. Okay, next. I told my current situationship that he took my virginity. I lost it a week before. I think this is like a white lie. I mean, I feel like my ex did this, but like the reverse. I think I took his virginity, but he told me that he, like, had hooked up with the girl before. This man had no idea what the he was doing. So I think it works both ways. I mean, it's just like a little white lie. I don't think that. I mean, as long as you're safe and you don't give him like, gonorrhea I don't think you're the in the situation, but, like, I've done way worse things than this little situation here. I mean, you're good in my opinion. Next. I called my ex poor when we were breaking up, and he actually is, but it's not his fault. Oh. I mean, I call everyone poor and I need to stop. Like, I don't even think everyone's poor. I just, like, it's like a new stem of mine. I'm like, you're poor like Roki. And like, I put it on my story the other day and I. I was like, some brokey just spilled all over my friend's jacket. And I got so many replies the next day being like, wait, you just. Who. Like that. What do you mean by this? I'm like, wait. I meant literally nothing by this. I didn't. I did not see his bank statements. I have no idea what I was talking about. But I guess it's not nice to call someone broke. So, yes. Are you the asshole in this situation? Yes, but, like, I've been an asshole in this situation as well. But maybe it'll, like, light a fire under his ass to work harder. You know, you could look at the glass half full here. Maybe you were motivating him. Okay. I called a man's penis cube because it was small. He was insecure. I mean, if a man has a small dick, it's not cute. But, like, what else do you call it? I get it. Like, what else do you call it? I just. I just wouldn't look at it in the eye. I would just kind of do one of these. Like, don't look at it in the eye. It's like bird box. Like, you don't look at it. You know that movie bird box? And then if you look it in the eye, you get attacked by it. That's literally like giving head is like the movie bird box. If you look at the. If you look at that, like, if you look at the birds in the eye, you will get attacked by them and die. That's what men do with their dicks. Sorry, that's a side note. But I mean, are you the. No. You called his penis cute, but they can't fix that. So, like, I try to avoid commenting on men's dick size because, like, what if they really. I don't even want to go. I'm about to body shame men on this on the show. But I'll shame them for everything else, but not their bodies. Anyways. Next. Okay, my gay best friend and I liked the same guy. The guy was straight, so I still went for him. This happens with me a lot. Low key. Like, I'll go out with one of my gay best friends. I have so many of them, so you're not gonna be able to guess which one. And they'll be like, this guy is so hot. And it'll be a guy that might be like, maybe gay, but like, maybe straight and like really hot and like kind of putting down signals that like we're unsure of, but the guy's like, oh my God, I want to fuck him. So like if my best guy friend was like, oh man, I want to fuck him so bad. But if the opportunity was given to me, like he whips it out and like throws in my face, like, I would probably hook up with the guy, but that would mean he's straight and not gay. I don't know, it gets difficult. There's like a lot of like bi men in New York too. So it gets really confusing. Like, I don't know, just have a threesome, honestly, and everyone wins. I feel like that's the only solution to this situation. But no, I think you're fine. If you don't know her sexuality and it's questionable. He's probably questionable. Like, you know what I mean? But if my gay bass arm was like, I really like this guy and he was she, he was like, I have feelings. Like, I really want this guy. I wouldn't go for the guy then, then you'd be the. So maybe you are an. But like, I have more questions about it, you know? Okay, I want to leave the guy that I'm with just because he's stupid as fuck. Honestly, this is a reason to leave. Like the guy could be so hot and if he's dumb as fucking rocks, like you have to be sitting on your front porch at 85 and he's not going to be super hot anymore and he's going to have nothing to fucking talk about besides rocks, okay? And that dick won't work anymore, babe. So then you're going to be like, fuck, I'm stuck with a saggy ass 85 year old man that doesn't know 2 plus 2. I feel really passionate about this. Like, don't go for stupid men. Same for men. Don't go for stupid women. Like, it's just so underwhelming and like you want your mind to be stimulated as much as you're clit. And that is just written in a book somewhere, I think. Okay. Quince is all about elevated essentials that feel effortless. 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The see chime.com for details and applicable terms. Got a guy a cake with my face on it for his birthday. Hooked up with his friend while he blew candle. So you blew his friend while he blew candle? That's kind of iconic, but I would consider. Yeah, probably. Wait, so you're saying you're with a guy, you got him a cake of you on his birthday and while he was singing along Happy birthday to me, you were hooking up with his friend? I gotta hang out with this girl. I mean that is a lot going on at once. I feel like this is Leo behavior and I'm here for it. Yeah, you're probably an in this situation, but we'll live to see another day. I think you're okay. I mean, no crimes were committed. I put my ex's toothbrush in the toilet and didn't say anything. I think we've all done this. I honestly don't think this is an original experience. They probably deserved it. Okay. And also, no. Yeah, like, they definitely, they definitely deserved it. If you feel like you need to put a man's toothbrush in the toilet bowl, he did something wrong. He done fucked up. And I think this is a. Okay punishment. So I'm with you. I stand by you. Okay. Next. I called my man a misogynistic pig for not letting me get Joe's pizza when I was blacked out. This is valid because honestly, you probably needed the pizza to black to like, you know, black in, you know, a nice greasy ass pizza to get you back to planet Earth. Okay. So this is just rude. And honestly, it is giving. Misogynistic pig. And I stand with you. He sounds like the asshole in the situation. I caught my man asking Chad if it's bad to jerk off after we had sex and I confronted him about it. I don't understand why. Yeah, I feel like, because I just said that I do this sometimes right in front of them. Like, no need to even ask chat. Like, you have to watch me and sit there and feel bad. So I guess it could be a two way street. But, you know, some things are just for the girls and I feel like maybe this would fit in that category. I don't understand why the question here for me that would bother me is like, why wouldn't you just want to have sex with me again? Like, do you not want to have sex with him again? Are you only good for one round? Maybe that's why he. At least he like feels bad about it and had to ask Chad about it, you know? But I feel like the solution to this problem would just be have more. Have more sex so you don't have to jerk off. Yeah. Like, how did you confront him? Also, let's talk about why you were going through his chat GPT history. I think that could also be a conversation we have. But I don't know. I think. I don't think you're an for confronting him. And I also don't think he's an for asking. It seems like he feels bad about it, so he like asked. You know, chatgpt can be Like a therapist, sometimes they do give really good advice. So maybe he felt bad and just needed, like, a second opinion. So there's that. I don't think anyone's an asshole in this situation, in my opinion. But I tell my boyfriend I want to be the one chasing him, not always chasing me slash loving on me. Yeah, I feel like this does open up a conversation about, like, you know, like the cat and mouse chase when it comes to relationships. You don't want always a guy to be, like, up your ass. And you don't always to feel like you're having to chase for a guy's attention either. I think a good balance is important for it to be, like, fun and entertaining at all times. But I don't think you're an at all. Like, if he's, like, being really annoying and just, like, always all over you, like, and you need some space, like, that's a real conversation to be had. And if as long as you, like, you know, relay that sentiment in a respectful, constructive way and not be like a dick about it and be like, get off my yo. Then I think you're okay. But if you're like, stop loving me, you fucking weird freak, then maybe you're the asshole. But I feel like if you, like, have a normal, nice conversation about it, then it's fine. You're on the clear. Laughing at my grandma's funeral? Oh, fuck. I mean, everyone deals with. Everyone mourns differently, you know? I don't know. I don't think some people laugh when they're sad, you know, Everyone deals with pain differently. So, like, I don't blame you, sis. Like, I'd probably do the same thing. Oh, Grandma, I hope you're not watching this. I won't laugh at your funeral, I promise. But I don't think you're the. It happens sometimes. Okay, Last one. Broke up with my boyfriend of four years just because I wanted to live the single life. I don't think. I don't see a problem here. If you feel like you have to go through a breakup to, like, experience, like, you know, they always say, like, the grass is never greener. Like, but, like, how do you know that until you try? You know, you always want what you can't have. It's just like a psychological game. But, you know, single people want to be in a relationship. People in a relationship want to be single. I feel like with the right person, you will be sure that the single life is not better because it typically, like, I don't know. I've become so used to being single. But it sounds like you're young. That's the kind of question that I feel like someone that would be coming out of college would ask me. Because four years, you probably dated all college and you're entering the real world and you're a freshman in the real world, which is so much more fun than being a freshman in college or a freshman in high school, etc, And I think you should experience life outside of school. It's a lot different, you know, the structure of it is a lot different in your 20s or for like, learning about yourself in a lot more different ways. And relationships are work. And sometimes you just don't want that work and you don't need that work. And it's nice to be single and like, seeing, you know, playing the field a little bit. I think everyone deserves to, like, see that. It's just like girlhood. And then once you realize that it ain't shit and there's a lot of shitty men out there and situationships are a headache. Maybe you guys will find each other later in life, or maybe you'll meet Prince Charming, the man of your dreams, and forget this guy's name. Who's to say? But you'll never know until you try. I feel like that's a good one to end on. Honestly, that was a powerful message. I felt that one from my chest. Okay, that was fun. We're all at the end of the day. I mean, let's be real. Okay, next segment. Icker knot. So I'm gonna read a line and then I'll be like, would this give me the ick or would it not? Everything gives me the ick. So this. I'm literally losing feelings in my fingers. Everything gives me the ick. So we'll see how this little game goes. I'm reading some of these and I'm already, like, wanting to throw up my mouth. But okay, let's start. He leaves his apple watch on during sex. I mean, apple watches in general are an ick. But like, if it was like a whoop, like, I'd be like, okay, get that heart rate up. I don't think that. I mean, every guy's a whoop. It feels like nowadays I think that's okay. A Fitbit. No decline. He has live laugh love sign. He has a live laugh love sign. What do you mean he's gay? Get that man outside of you. Where is it? In his living room. Like, I'm confused by that one. But yeah, total ick. And he's not straight. Okay. He refers to his Dick as his junk. It depends how often he was talking about his junk. Like, I feel like. I feel like it's not that big of a nick. Like, boys are disgusting like that. But, like, if he was talking about his junk, like, every other sentence, I'd be like, okay, get your hand out of your pants.