Liposuction, getting punched in the face, & blizzard d*ck with Liv Manni

Summary

Podcast Title: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Episode: Liposuction, Getting Punched in the Face, & Blizzard D*ck with Liv Manni
Release Date: December 26, 2024

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Introduction of the Guest

Hallie Batchelder warmly welcomes her special guest, Liv Manny, to the show. The chemistry between the two is palpable as they dive straight into personal anecdotes and candid conversations.

Liv Manny [01:34]: "I called my mom this morning and I was like, mom, listen, I'm going on Halle's podcast whether you like it or not."

Hallie Batchelder [02:15]: "Swearing is what you got out of all my content."

Liposuction and Ozempic: Navigating Beauty Standards

The duo kicks off their discussion by delving into the prevalent topics of liposuction and Ozempic, highlighting their personal experiences and the societal pressures surrounding them.

• Ozempic Usage:
  Liv Manny [04:07]: "I've dabbled in Ozempic for a bit. I still do dabble. I'm very inconsistent in a lot of aspects of my life."

• Liposuction Journeys:
  Hallie Batchelder [04:30]: "I have mental illness, and this is what I do. This is what I say to her."

  Liv Manny [05:36]: "I had a breast lift, and while I did, I didn't want implants. I'm scared of plastic."

An Unexpected Altercation: Getting Punched in the Face

One of the most riveting moments of the episode is Hallie's recounting of an unexpected fight that took place in Nantucket.

Hallie Batchelder [10:07]: "Wait. That was the night I got punched in the face in the street."

• Details of the Incident:
  Amidst a heated argument between two men, Hallie intervenes to break up the fight. Instead of diffusing the situation, she becomes the target, receiving a punch that leaves her dazed.

Hallie Batchelder [10:43]: "I was seeing stars. I was seeing my creator."

Nightlife Adventures: Zero Bond and Little Sister

Hallie and Liv share their wild nights out in NYC, offering listeners a glimpse into the city's vibrant nightlife.

• Zero Bond Experiences:
  Liv Manny [07:08]: "Every single night. We were going through something."

Hallie Batchelder [07:39]: "You want to go where rich men hang out and fall in love with."

• The North Sea Encounter:
  Hallie narrates her complicated interaction with a gentleman she dubs "The North Sea," blending humor with raw honesty about her encounters.

Hallie Batchelder [24:11]: "I don't do sleepovers. So we went into his bedroom, and he was grunting. Like, he sounded like the Grinch."

• Little Sister Shenanigans:
  At Little Sister, Liv finds herself in an unexpected situation when Hallie abruptly leaves her alone with a man, leading to a humorous yet awkward encounter.

Liv Manny [17:15]: "He's like a Southern gentleman. I just want to drop you off."

Relationship Dynamics and Personal Insights

The conversation shifts to explore the complexities of modern relationships, delve into Hallie's insecurities when she develops feelings, and discuss how both hosts navigate conflicts and intimacy.

• Insecurities in Attraction:
  Hallie Batchelder [14:10]: "I feel like whenever I really like someone, it highlights all my insecurities."

• Conflict and Intimacy:
  Both Hallie and Liv admit to enjoying arguments with their partners as a way to add "spice" to their relationships.

Hallie Batchelder [15:20]: "I tolerate all the bullshit. Honestly, I like arguing with a guy."

Liv Manny [15:53]: "That's what I do. And I really need to stop doing that."

Interactive Q&A Segment

Towards the end of the episode, Hallie and Liv engage with their audience by answering pre-submitted questions that range from playful to provocative.

1. Favorite Sex Positions:

   • Hallie Batchelder [41:29]: "My favorite position's on top because, one, I feel the most power in it."
   • Liv Manny [46:02]: "Cook him dinner."

2. Does Size Matter?

   • Hallie Batchelder [50:04]: "To an extent, yes. I have slept with a guy with a micro penis and it really upset me."
   • Liv Manny [52:07]: "I don't want to. I just imagine."

3. Pegging Opinions:

   • Hallie Batchelder [52:34]: "I would absolutely strap on a massive ass dildo and rock the out of a man if you let me."
   • Liv Manny [54:18]: "Pegging to me is something I like, really, really hope my future husband wants nothing to do with."

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

Hallie and Liv wrap up the episode by encouraging listeners to submit their own questions and follow their respective social media channels for more unfiltered conversations.

Hallie Batchelder [54:30]: "Let's go through a few of our favorites right now because we uploaded a story the other day and we got some really crazy questions and confessions."

Liv Manny [55:18]: "This is important. Thank you so much for having me."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• On Swearing and Content:

  Hallie Batchelder [02:25]: "Swearing is what you got out of all my content."

• On Breaking Up Fights:

  Hallie Batchelder [11:12]: "I think that's bad. No, Graydon was like, wait, did we get sandwiches at Stubbies?"

• On Liposuction Experience:

  Liv Manny [05:36]: "I had my breast lift, and they did a little bit of lipo in my stomach to shape my breasts perfectly."

• On Relationship Confessions:

  Hallie Batchelder [15:20]: "I tolerate all the bullshit. Honestly, I like arguing with a guy."

• On Handling Cheating:

  Hallie Batchelder [51:33]: "He was gay, sweetie. But you still cheated on me."

• On Pegging:

  Liv Manny [54:42]: "Pegging to me is something I like, really, really hope my future husband wants nothing to do with."

Key Takeaways and Insights

• Navigating Modern Beauty Standards:
  The episode sheds light on the pressures of maintaining physical appearance, discussing medical procedures like liposuction and the use of weight-loss medications, reflecting broader societal expectations.

• Resilience in Adversity:
  Hallie's story about getting punched exemplifies her ability to handle unexpected challenges with humor and grace, highlighting the unpredictable nature of her NYC life.

• The Complexities of Relationships:
  Both hosts explore the fine line between conflict and intimacy, revealing how disagreements can sometimes enhance their connections with partners.

• Open Discussions on Sexuality:
  The candid Q&A segment emphasizes the importance of open communication about sexual preferences and experiences, fostering a more honest dialogue among listeners.

• Supportive Friendships:
  The dynamic between Hallie and Liv showcases the strength of their friendship, demonstrating how mutual support and understanding are crucial in navigating personal and professional challenges.

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Transcript

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[Liv Manny]

I just want to know, like, what is Halle Bachelder's favorite position in the bedroom? Have you ever had any sexual experience with women? And how was it? How to eat a guy's ass without it feeling like he's a pretty princess and I'm just up in there. Would you rather give head or receive it? One, two, three.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Guys, I have a very special freak with me this week.

[Liv Manny]

Freak of the week.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Welcome to Extra Dirty Live.

[Liv Manny]

Thank you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Are you excited?

[Liv Manny]

I'm so excited.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Are you nervous?

[Liv Manny]

Not really. After that shot. Maybe I should finish it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, Finish the shot.

[Liv Manny]

I called my mom this morning and I was like, mom, listen, I'm going on Halle's podcast whether you like it or not. You don't have to listen. I actually implore you not to listen. And she said, I'm not listening to that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

My grandmother watched the Call Her Daddy episode.

[Liv Manny]

I'm sorry. Is she okay? Is she on hospice? Oh, my goodness, no.

[Hallie Bachelder]

How insane is that?

[Liv Manny]

Who showed her how to watch all her daddy?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't know, but whoever is showing her needs to take her phone away.

[Liv Manny]

I've never met your grandma. Is she, like, active? Is she at it? Or is she, like, in a nursing home?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, she's at it.

[Liv Manny]

With love, with respect.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Yeah, she's gonna outlive me.

[Liv Manny]

So she Found it herself.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like my did you like, probably popped.

[Liv Manny]

Up on her for you page.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, she follows me.

[Liv Manny]

Perfect.

[Hallie Bachelder]

She goes up to me once. She goes, why do you go after swear? She goes, why do you have to swear so much? And I was like, mama.

[Liv Manny]

And what did you say?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I said, swearing is what you got out of all my content. All right, let's. Let's do a little bit of an introduction. How we know each other. When did we become friends?

[Liv Manny]

Oh, my goodness.

[Hallie Bachelder]

All the lore.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Because we're like newer friends.

[Liv Manny]

We are newer friends. But it doesn't feel that way.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Network soul sisters.

[Liv Manny]

We're so close. We're so close. Holly and I met on Tick Tock. I followed Halle in 2022.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

And you know when you follow someone on Tick Tock, you click the link and you go to their Instagram. I'm like, she's hot. She's funny. I need to follow her on every platform. I go to Instagram. We have so many mutuals, and they just happen to be, like, some of my closest friends. Maggie and Emma. Maggie and Emma Graydon. And you went to BU to be you. But we never crossed paths in Boston.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, you're younger than me.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. I also, like, had a boyfriend and, like, never went out. And I was so boring and weird.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I heard that you were, like, kind of hot up you.

[Liv Manny]

I definitely thought I was looking back at the photos and my big ass Gucci bell and my platinum blonde hair. I most definitely was not.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Did you wear the double G Gucci belt?

[Liv Manny]

Of course.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I feel like that's you. Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

I feel like I've seen pictures of you in a double G Gucci. I feel like you would wear one now.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's kind of chic. I feel like it was chewy, but I think we're going to bring them back.

[Liv Manny]

Well, that's. We should have wore them today.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. You know what else is chewy?

[Liv Manny]

That Lauren would have gone like.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, no, it's. I swear it's coming back. But yeah, we met and then we ended up having drinks with Maggie, I think, in Boston.

[Liv Manny]

Yes. We went to Blue Ribbon for sushi. Yes. Yeah. Right. That's called. Right. Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

We talked about Ozempic.

[Liv Manny]

We talked about Ozempic because I dabbled in Ozempic for a bit. I still do dabble. I'm very inconsistent in a lot of aspects of my life, and I would say Ozempic is one of the most inconsistent things.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I, like, want to go on it just because I feel left out.

[Liv Manny]

One thing about Halle Is she's always going to talk about how she, one, wants to go on Ozempic or mounjaro, and two, how she wants lipo.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, I have mental illness, and this.

[Liv Manny]

Is what I do. This is what I say to her. Holly.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, honestly, I feel like all my friends got lipo and are on Kilimanjaro Mount. I don't know what I pronounce it.

[Liv Manny]

I've been on Mount Kilimanjaro, and I've also gotten. I've dabbled in lipo as well. Should we talk about that?

[Hallie Bachelder]

We. I booked a lipo appointment the other helly. What are you talking.

[Liv Manny]

How you don't have fat. You don't have an ounce of fat on you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I didn't go, you know, somehow drunk eat. I drunk. I drunk book lipo.

[Liv Manny]

I'm going to hold your hand while I tell you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay?

[Liv Manny]

It's okay. And I know it's something you want really badly, and I love that for you, if you were to walk into a doctor's office and say, yeah, I want lipo, they would literally go like this. Where are the cameras? Is this. What do you think? What are you talking about?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I appreciate that, but, like, I just feel.

[Liv Manny]

I'm not saying it to flatter you. I'm saying it to humble you. How you don't have any fat for them to say.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I feel like it's a group that I left out of.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's like advanced math class. Like, I'm not, like, in the math class that all my friends are in.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, well, as someone who's gone under the knife and gotten a little bit of lipo, let me just clarify.

[Hallie Bachelder]

High lipo.

[Liv Manny]

High lipo. Should we tell that? So I got a breast lift, and while I did, I didn't want implants. I'm scared of plastic. I'm such a hypochondriac. I just know if I had plastic near my heart, I, like, wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So silicone.

[Liv Manny]

I'm crazy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, you're not putting legos in your chest, Holly.

[Liv Manny]

I feel like, a weird movement in my arm, and I think I'm having a stroke. Like, I can't have implants in my body.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I feel that, too. Yeah, I get that.

[Liv Manny]

So I had my breast lift, and they did a little bit of lipo in my stomach to shape my breasts perfectly. That was perfectly, perfectly. And they are perfectly shaped now.

[Hallie Bachelder]

They're plump.

[Liv Manny]

But I am going for a part two in February. But that's for a different Story.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Really?

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Because I feel like that's when it just starts. Like vacation starts. You're not going to go in the sun. Remember? You got lipo. Fourth of July.

[Liv Manny]

I got on the first.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And you couldn't go out all summer.

[Liv Manny]

But I did go out all summer.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Yeah, you did.

[Liv Manny]

But we did.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, we did that.

[Liv Manny]

We did.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, we did.

[Liv Manny]

Anyway, I underwent this surgery about 6, 7, 8, I don't know, a lot of months ago. And since that day, H's favorite thing to call me is lipo every time she sees me. High lipo.

[Hallie Bachelder]

High lipo.

[Liv Manny]

High lipo.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Hi, are you lipo?

[Liv Manny]

And now whenever people say the word lipo, I'm like. Like, I think they're talking to me. So. And I was like, yeah, the straw doesn't work with this drink.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Straw doesn't work with this drink. We did Zero Bond. We would go to Zero Bond, which is like a members club in New York. I've talked about it many times on Tick Tock and I probably mentioned it on here at least once. We would go to Zero Bond every single night.

[Liv Manny]

Every single night. We were going through something.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, we were going through what we should be going through.

[Liv Manny]

We were. That was emotions of life.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Yeah. I don't regret for a second our Zero Bond era.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, my God. Did you think I regretted it?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Never.

[Liv Manny]

Never.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Never.

[Liv Manny]

That shaped me in ways that I can't even explain.

[Hallie Bachelder]

The thing is, like, I feel like that's where you would go that and cast Cipriani. I feel like that's where you'd go to find rich men. Everyone's always like, I want to marry a rich man. I'm like, no, cut that.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You want to go where rich men hang out and fall in love with.

[Liv Manny]

One and marry for love a hundred, you know? That was extremely profound.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That was actually really profound.

[Liv Manny]

That was profound.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Also, my dad. My dad always says this to me, which probably is less profound.

[Liv Manny]

Your dad gave me some boy advice, too.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He goes, stay alive till 35 and also marry the hedgy. The hedge fund guy, catch him cheating, take half, and then marry the pool boy.

[Liv Manny]

I'm obsessed. He's giving Desperate Housewives.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. And that really stuck with me spiritually.

[Liv Manny]

So we were on Nantucket this summer, and there was a boy who was China. I don't know what he was trying to do with it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Was it.

[Liv Manny]

He was trying to.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Was it my youngest brother when he went down on you?

[Liv Manny]

No, it was not.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Breaking news, Liv. Manny. My brother.

[Liv Manny]

Breaking news. I did not. Her brother but her breaking news, her brother. Listen, here's what I'm gonna say. It was wine weekend. It was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, it was.

[Liv Manny]

It was in May.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, yeah.

[Liv Manny]

It was wine weekend. I was still in my zero bond phase.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Don't blame the grape.

[Liv Manny]

Hallie and I would drink every night, you guys. Like, it was bad. Like, it actually drove me to insanity.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't drink that much.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, well, I did. We went to dinner.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yep.

[Liv Manny]

Sammy and I were just locking eyes all night. I had too many martinis. And, you know, before I knew it, he was like, you're coming with me. And I was like, where are we going? We just got to dinner and we left. When Halle's brother was going down on you, did you see her face in him? I'm screaming. I'm screaming. Yeah. I was like, hi. Stop.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, Sammy, you saw my face when my brother was going down on you.

[Liv Manny]

I mean, first I was like, damn, you guys are twins. You're twins. He just doesn't have extensions. And he's really, really jacked. He's huge. And. And honestly, it's crazy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You can't say that.

[Liv Manny]

Why?

[Hallie Bachelder]

You can't see. You pictured my face on my brother's face when he was going, are you kidding?

[Liv Manny]

That's like the most mild thing that's gonna be said in this entire podcast. And I did see you when Sammy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Went down on me.

[Liv Manny]

I did see.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, my God.

[Liv Manny]

And I think I might have called him Ally. I'm kidding. Sammy, I'm so sorry you have to be brought into this.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Hallie.

[Liv Manny]

Right there, Ally. Keep going.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Wait. That was the night I got punched in the face in the street. And then Sammy had to drive back. He had to lift his head up between your legs, come back and drive you guys back to pick me up.

[Liv Manny]

Because part I do remember.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, so I like, try to break up a fight, which honestly is the most pick me thing I think I've ever done. Like on this, like a hundred and ten pounds, like, fake so much with fake tits. And I'm like, I think I could break up details I didn't need to.

[Liv Manny]

Go into with huge perfect tips with perfectly sitting girls.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was in front of Stubbies on Nantucket, and these two men are getting into a massive bra, like, fist. Like it was not like a cute little, like, slap.

[Liv Manny]

Like, no.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which I don't think any man fight is. But anyways, I got in there, I'm like, guys, break it up the gut. One of the guys turns around, swings, and absolutely rocks me in the dome. Like, I Was seeing stars. I was seeing my creator. I thought that was where. And Graydon was like, wait, that was bad. No, Green was like, wait, did we get sandwiches at stubbies?

[Liv Manny]

Like, it was like, wait, I have to go get the food. It's ready.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, that was great.

[Liv Manny]

It was like, holly, Lauren, pick her up. I'm gonna go get the subs.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So the cops came. The cops. Remember, we were, like, scooted out over there because the cops pulled up right there. And, like, there was a massive scene.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, it was a massive scene. It was really.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Someone on their phone out.

[Liv Manny]

There were several phones out. There were several things said that probably should have never left anyone's mouth.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

I don't know what possessed you to hop into a man fight. Like, a literal brawl. These men were tackling each other on the cement like someone was gonna get curb stomped. And who got hit the hardest? My dear friend, Hallie Bachelder. And you took it like a champ.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I honestly ate that up. I swallowed that punch. I was like, it was like a boomerang. I was like, yeah, you know, I ate that.

[Liv Manny]

It was like, what? I think the amount of alcohol you had consumed helped with, like, your elasticity.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, for sure.

[Hallie Bachelder]

My Botox was after that, though. My eyebrow was at my hairline.

[Liv Manny]

My Botox is right now. I'm like, can you see?

[Hallie Bachelder]

That's kind of the essence of our friendship. I feel like we find ourselves in a lot of inside jokes. We find ourselves in a lot of interesting situations. I remember last year when we were starting to hang out, like, every day, we just, like, clicked. We would go out all the time together, see your bond. Let's talk about some of our conquests that we've witnessed on both sides at Zero Bond.

[Liv Manny]

I'm so excited for this.

[Hallie Bachelder]

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[Liv Manny]

All right, we have Ogre and stupid Face. And then we have the Nile river and the North Sea.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

Where do we want to start?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I think we should start with Ogre in stupid Idiot.

[Liv Manny]

Take it away, Holly. I would love to see how this was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So there was this like third string athlete.

[Liv Manny]

Sixth string, six.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Three. There was a six string athlete that I was really keen on last year. Like, I liked him, but I didn't like him. We saw him at that Travis Scott party.

[Liv Manny]

You liked him?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I liked him a lot. And that was the first time we started. You saw. Ever saw me like anyone or like, kind of crush?

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I feel like whenever I really like someone, it highlights all my insecurities. Without men. Real which without men, I feel like I'm extremely confident person. But when I start to like someone, I feel like I almost, like, lose myself in logistics.

[Liv Manny]

That's called bpd, babes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Wait.

[Liv Manny]

No, I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding. That's so real.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, I will allow treatment, which, like, I will allow. I will just, like you become lenient.

[Liv Manny]

Because you like them so much.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yes, I become lenient, but I also ignore red flags. But not only do I ignore red flag flags, they almost turned me on. Like, it's almost like a challenge. Like, I feel like I'm in a video game. In like, you know, like Mario Kart.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. You just want to get all the coins.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I just want all the coins.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. All those red flags. You just want to catch them all.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. Luigi's like, right behind me, and I'm like. I'm just, like, dodging every red flag, every bulldor, everything. I'm just. I want the red. What was the end of Mario Kart? The finish line. Yeah. I just want to get past that finish.

[Liv Manny]

You're so Princess Peach, by the way.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I am so Princess Peach.

[Liv Manny]

I'm like that turtle.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You don't tolerate men's bullshit. You tolerate it less than I do. I tolerate all the bullshit. Honestly. I like. I, like, love arguing with a guy. I like conflict, and then I like the sex that comes after that.

[Liv Manny]

100%. You know, I agree with that. When I'm with a man who treats me right and is so kind and understanding and, like, just a good man. I will start to pick fights, though.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, yeah. I used to pick fights with my ex just to, like, add some spice.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

People are like, how do you add spice to a relationship fight? Tits on an ant. Look for tits on an aunt. Look for an argument.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. And that's what I do. And I really need to stop doing that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

We were talking about bad quarterback. Okay, so this man was hot, tall, sexy, beautiful, funny, but like the dumbest man I have ever came into contact with.

[Liv Manny]

It was bad. He sounded like Beavis and Butthead when he laughed. It was. It was really crazy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And so I kind of played off the lack of judgment and the poor decisions he was making with me on him just being a dumb idiot. Anyways, so I brought this man and like, obviously Liv is being a great wing woman. So he brought his friend, and they came to Zero Bond. His friend's not.

[Liv Manny]

Side note. Side note. When this athlete told us he was bringing his friend. I'm picturing another athlete.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You're picturing Joe Burrow.

[Liv Manny]

I literally thought Joe Burrow was gonna walk into Zero Bond and sweep me off my feet.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

That's not what walked into Zero Bond. His friend walked into Zero Bond who just wasn't my type. I'm sorry. I have a very specific type and he didn't fit. I had to entertain this man all night because Halle was in just like you guys were canoodling at Zero Bond.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I was like giving him a handy under the table.

[Liv Manny]

You guys weren't really engaging in a four person conversation, so I kind of had to take that one, you know?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Anyway, we decided to go to Little Sister, and if you don't know what Little Sister is, Holly, break it down.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Little Sister is where I lose all self respect and inhibitions.

[Liv Manny]

So we go to Little Sister, and the second we get there, we head to the bar. And I really had to pee. I. My bladder is this big. I said, guys, I'll be right back. I go to the bathroom, I come back, Hal and her man are gone. Gone with the wind. Like, I cannot find this girl. I'm like talking to the other guy. I'm like, hey, where did Halle go? Like, do you see. Do you see her anywhere? He's like, oh, she left. I'm like, no, she wouldn't. She wouldn't leave, Holly. Howie wouldn't leave me here with you. There's no way Halle left. I checked her location. She was somewhere. She was home with the man. Yeah. You were sucking and I was with this man. And I was like, listen, I gotta go home. Like, I. I can't do this. And he follows me out of the club. He's like, I gotta sure you get home safe, little lady. Like, he was Southern or something. He was Southern, right?

[Hallie Bachelder]

He was like, I gotta make sure.

[Liv Manny]

You get your ass Your pretty little ass home, tucked in bed, all safe, little lady. I was like, damn. Okay, but you're not coming upstairs, and that's for damn sure. He said, well, that's quite all right with me. I just want to drop you off. I said, sure. So he calls us an suv. We drive to my apartment. I get out of the car. I say bye to him. I get out of the car, and the car starts driving off, and he's standing on the other side of the car. I said, I told you, you can't come upstair. He said, just for a minute, a little lady. I'm like, okay, Elvis. So I bring him upstairs, and on the way up, I'm like. Like, how do I get this man out of my apartment? Like, I do not want to engage in this whatsoever. And I'm thinking about my Christmas tree. Yeah, this was in December, and I love Christmas. You know, I go all out for decorating. I just gotten my Christmas tree, and it was pretty tall last year, and I couldn't reach the top of my Christmas tree. And I didn't have a stepping stool, so I thought to myself, this man can put the star on top of my tree.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This man can put the star on my tree. But he's not getting sucked tonight.

[Liv Manny]

Absolutely not.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, absolutely not.

[Liv Manny]

And that's exactly what he did. He put the star in my tree. And I absolutely kicked his ass out. And I haven't talked to him or seen him since. And I'll remember him forever for the deed he did for me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I think we should get into the North Sea.

[Liv Manny]

I would love nothing more.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yo ho hands. Wait, let me tell you. I talk about the North Sea a lot on Tick Tock. It is one of the characters in my life that is. Honestly. No, it's a little reoccurrent, but not, like, sexually. I hooked up with them. We've. How many times have we hooked up? Like a handful.

[Liv Manny]

A few.

[Hallie Bachelder]

A few.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It is hot. He's rich. He's younger than me, which was. My ex was younger than me.

[Liv Manny]

He is.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He's like 24, 25.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, I had no idea. He's hotter.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So. So is the Nile River. So is his friend the Nile River.

[Liv Manny]

I know his age.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, he's older than you. Yeah, but younger than me.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, but somewhere in the middle.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But I'm gonna do some math for you.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You're younger than me. Right, Right.

[Liv Manny]

No, Right, Right. Yeah, totally.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay. So this man, the North Sea. We kind of, like, had been eyeing each other for a little Bit like he had been like, he's friends with Lauren. He's friends. His friends. Like, we like always like hung out. We went to Casa Cipriani. We watched a magic show together. Oh, where? Where Cast Tiffani.

[Liv Manny]

Okay. Oh, you told me about this.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, we like went on a double date. But like, Lauren didn't know it was a double date. Lauren's like, wait, I have a boyfriend.

[Liv Manny]

Wait, so it was Lauren. Jordan wasn't there yet. I'm crying. It's Lauren. A random man, the North Sea and Holly. I'm obsessed.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And at the end of it, Lauren was like, wait, I think we're on a double date. Lauren's so naive. But so anyways, we. They are. They're members at Zero Bond. So we saw them at Zero Bond one night. We joined their table. They're all sitting in the back room and like they have a big group of guys and we are just us. Like, just a few group of girls. Like, we're hammering me, Liv and Lauren, we are cross eyed. We are drunk. We are lubricated. We are ready to pounce on anything we see. So we walk over to this group of guys. I sit on the northeast lap and I'm definitely like, jerk.

[Liv Manny]

You were more than sitting on him. Halle was riding this man into the sunset. No, with clothed. Fully clothed.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

At Zero Bond. But it was in the back room, so it's fine. No one saw. Yeah, except about 15 of his friends.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I do this thing with guys where like, I'll be like sitting on their lap and I'll. I like still stand by, like an over the pants hand job. Otph.

[Liv Manny]

Otph.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I think that's a killer move.

[Liv Manny]

100. No. Yeah, a hundred percent.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Especially in an Uber.

[Liv Manny]

Also, things that other. Especially in a, especially in an suv. There are some things that I could see other girls doing that I'd be like, yikes. But if I saw you doing it, it would just be hilarious. Like, that was funny.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I just like to see what I'm working with.

[Liv Manny]

It was so funny.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Before I really dive in, I looked.

[Liv Manny]

Over and I was like, damn. I was like, I thought I was talking to you. You know when you're like standing next to your friend, you think you're talking to them, but they really like walked the other direction. You're just talking to nothing or a stranger. That was me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. So Liv sees this French man that spoke like a, like a English, but he looked like he was put together and he looked like he was wealthy.

[Liv Manny]

And he looked good.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, he looked Great. From his also hand, but, like, his side profile. No.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, I. I was sitting directly across from him.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Yeah. And also, like, the beer goggles were on. They were on.

[Liv Manny]

I was like, this. Next thing I know, first of all, we're sitting there with about 17 people. Like, there was a group of like, maybe 20 people in that room. Next thing I know, out of nowhere, I blink and everyone's gone except me and this French man in the back. And Monica, who works at Zero Bond, is looking at me going live. We're closing soon. I'm like, what is she talking about? I'm sitting in the back room making out with this French man live.

[Hallie Bachelder]

We're closing soon, Liv.

[Liv Manny]

We're closing soon.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Put your pants back on.

[Liv Manny]

And Halle had already gone home with the North Sea.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yes, I did go home with the North Sea guys. And let me tell you why I called him north. See, this man had me in every compromising position. Like, we walked. All right, so we walked into his apartment, and the first thing he does, he just, like, takes out his dick in the living room and, like, forces me on my knees.

[Liv Manny]

Sorry.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, skull me.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, my God. This kid is the nicest guy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, that's why I call him the North C. Because it's a tumultuous, rough C. It's deceiving, but it's deceiving. We don't know the North Seas out there. This kid is so kind, such a gentleman. And then he just forces me to my knees and, like, makes me, like, suck him off.

[Liv Manny]

But I know you love that it was I know you. And she ate that up.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I ate that up.

[Liv Manny]

Of course.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But I don't do sleepovers. So we went into his bedroom, and he was grunting. Like, he sounded like the Grinch.

[Liv Manny]

No, my dream.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. But, like, I am all for, like, guys that make noises. But, like, you can't make any more noises than me.

[Liv Manny]

Totally. I completely agree.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But they were, like, not only noises. It was, like, grunt. He was, like, almost like he was a football coach and he was calling plays.

[Liv Manny]

I remember Blue 42. I remember one thing you told me about this man after this happened. Like, this is the one thing I remember. Halle told me that it sounded like he was in labor. And I will never forget, but, no.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I never will forget the image that came out of my. Like, his face was so serious when he was looking at me. And, you know, his eyebrows.

[Liv Manny]

He has that face. He has that face.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I love him. I would sleep with him again. No, Like, I would sleep with him again. But I was not prepared for the grunting. And like, when he was hitting me, like, when we were like, we were in doggy, he was pulling on my extensions like I was a. Like Rudolph the Red nose reindeer. And like, he was Santa riding the sleigh. He was like, you slide like you stupid slut. And honestly, real it on. Honestly. Okay. And then he busted all over my face.

[Liv Manny]

Oh.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But then he.

[Liv Manny]

Remember when the French man told everyone that he did that to me, but he absolutely did not. And I would like to set the record. Record straight. His friend came up to me. He was like, yo, Frenchman told me what you let him. You let him do on you. And I was like a facial. Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

In college, my ex boyfriend convinced me that facials were, like, actually good for your skin.

[Liv Manny]

They are. Oh, yeah, they are.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I thought he was just like, with me.

[Liv Manny]

Skincare expert lift, Manny. They are.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Really?

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Wait, you are a skincare expert.

[Liv Manny]

That's like your niche. It has, like, actives or. I don't. Don't quote me. I just know it's actually good for. For your skin. It's very nourishing.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I know. It's high in protein count.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Just don't get it in your eye.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I did that once. I like a good facial. I feel like there's an aspect being degraded like that. That's exciting.

[Liv Manny]

So I can't relate to that sentiment. But. But I literally love that for you so much.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I like. It's almost like you should post a.

[Liv Manny]

Skincare routine on Tik Tok.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't know if Tick Tock will be the platform for that.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Maybe we can just do one right here.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, yeah. But then he went into the shower. The North Sea, Right? He went into a shower.

[Liv Manny]

Was this at his apartment?

[Hallie Bachelder]

This is at his beautiful apartment.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I never bring a guy back to my apartment because I never want to be in a position where I have to make an excuse to kick a guy out. I always like to be in a position where I can make an excuse where I have to leave.

[Liv Manny]

Bye.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's easier to leave a location than to tell someone because men can overstay their welcome. And I don't cuddle. I don't do the forehead kisses. I don't like to cuddle. I don't like any of that. I'm very transactional. It's probably a bad word, but you're a business.

[Liv Manny]

You're a woman in business.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm a woman in business.

[Liv Manny]

You're a woman in business. Sorry that she's priorities and places to be, people to see, babies to kiss.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, but he was in the shower and I just left wall.

[Liv Manny]

You didn't even say bye.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I didn't say bye.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, that seems like the right thing to do after someone calls you a stupid horse while you're bent over in their bed.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Ye. Yeah, but, like, then I processed it. I was just. It was shock value. But, like, I process it, and I think I could accept that again, Love. No. Yeah.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

All right, next subject. Now that we're speaking about the Frenchman. Would you like to tell the Panoxyl story?

[Liv Manny]

Would you like me to tell the Panoxyl story?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I would like you to tell the Panoxyl story because this is the funniest. I'm gonna make this story, make it short and sweet. Let's just hit bullet points.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Short and. Yeah. French man. I went home with him. Okay. I don't really participate in fellatio activities with men that I don't know for obvious reasons.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Really?

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I look at every dick sucked as practice.

[Liv Manny]

I love that and I agree, but I don't really hook up with men that I've. I've never. It was my first night meeting him. Like, that was a true one night standing.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You've never had a one night.

[Liv Manny]

No, I've had A one night stand. But like in my college days. Anyway, the French man, I went home with him, Okay. I engaged in certain activities that I don't normally do with men that I don't know because I don't want to catch any diseases.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

But I was so drunk. Anyway, I also don't do sleepovers. So I get in an Uber, and on the way home, I start coming to. And I'm like, so bring up coming. I start coming to Uber. I start sobering up in the Uber, you guys. And I'm the. I have again. I told you, I'm a hypochondriac because my mind is going, herpes. Herpes. You're gonna get herpes. You don't know this man. He's probably dirty. I'm freaking the out. So I get home, I run right up to my apartment, and what do I take out? Dish soap and Panoxyl. Okay. Yep, my dial dish soap. And what did I do? I brushed my teeth with Panoxyl. It has benzoyl peroxide in it. My gums were white for a week. And then I took two shots of dish soap, thinking it would kill any, like, STD germs.

[Hallie Bachelder]

If only I lived life like you, I probably would have died.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Poisoning, Holly. I woke up in the morning and I saw the Panoxyl and the dish soap in my bathroom, and I was like, what the. And then I remembered I was, like, burping bubbles. It was crazy. And on that note, I would like to exclaim that I've never had an std.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But, like, the fact that you thought acne medication would cure herpes kind of.

[Liv Manny]

Makes sense though, right?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, it kind of does. I think a shot of vodka would have disinfected you, Halle.

[Liv Manny]

A shot of vodka?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, a shot of vodka would have cured you. Oh, next time.

[Liv Manny]

Where were you?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I was sucking off. I want to talk more about the dumb idiot.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, I would love to talk more.

[Hallie Bachelder]

When I went to, was it Tahoe for a ski trip.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, this is the best.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This is a insane story. So my friend loads. She has a beautiful home. Her family is a beautiful home. Multiple homes on a mountain. It's ski and ski out, okay? Like, we're in the middle of nowhere. Just like on a ski trip. We're guests of theirs, all their family members. There's like 20 people in both homes. In May I say it's ski in, ski out. Not in my wildest dreams that I think I would have a fucking dick appointment in Lake Tahoe mid snowstorm. Okay? Nevertheless, so we had a rental car, but not only you would park the rental car in the parking lot and then a cat would pick you up. It's like a cat mobile. Like an Uber cat.

[Liv Manny]

Right?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's like a snowmobile that brings you into the ski and ski out. Anyways, this man is on the other side of the lake. The dumb idiot.

[Liv Manny]

He would be on the other side.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Also, by the way, if you're an athlete and you're allowed to ski or snowboard, you're not a good athlete. Most contracted athletes that are really good at their craft are not allowed to ski or snowboard. That is like in their contract.

[Liv Manny]

And you can take that to the bank.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And you can take that to the bank.

[Liv Manny]

Take it to the.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Anyways, because man's on a ski trip.

[Liv Manny]

Didn't chop mid season.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Mid. By the way, he's freelance. I don't know.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But anyways, this.

[Liv Manny]

He's a freelance athlete. What?

[Hallie Bachelder]

So this man hits me up the very basic letters that will just consume me. Where are you at? What are you doing? Come here.

[Liv Manny]

I have chills.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't think he even said, I wanted to see you come here. Like there was no compromise, no meeting me halfway. So what did I do? I get the Uber cat. I get the cat mobile to the rental mobile. The rental car. It was a 45 minute drive all the way to this man in the middle of a snowstorm. Couldn't see anything. Hailing snow. Like there was a blizzard. No, there was an avalanche the day before. Three dead. Three dead.

[Liv Manny]

Three dead.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yes. Oh, I was risking my life for the dick. There was no one that could stop me in my past. Not even a fucking grizzly bear that would have attacked my car that would stop me from getting to this man.

[Liv Manny]

You are so devoted to your craft.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I am devoted to you are.

[Liv Manny]

You're so devoted to your craft.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, listen. So listen. But honestly, I already knew before I went to this that this would be a good story. So I get there and like me and this man would like hooking up for like, probably like not even that long. A month?

[Liv Manny]

A month and a half?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, a month and a half. It wasn't that long. It was nothing but like I was. I. When I dive in, I dive into the deep end head first. Head first. I don't care if there's no concrete block, no floaties like, no floaties might.

[Liv Manny]

Snap my snare block on my neck, take me down, I'll get back up.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This man, I pull up, he like, makes me like park somewhere that's very far from where they are at. They're at some dive bar.

[Liv Manny]

And he made you park far away from the dive bar? Yeah, I. I don't like him.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. Yeah. And he, like, did even come out and get me. No. Like, I. Look, I felt so stupid sitting there. Where you at? Where you at? He didn't answer for, like, 20 minutes. I'm like, oh, I'm parked in the middle of butt nowhere on the other side of the mountain. So far away from my friends, alone in a rental car. It was like a Honda Civic that I did not know how to work.

[Liv Manny]

You were driving.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I was driving.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, my God, Halle. I thought you took an Uber. No, you drove.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I drove soberly. Like, I didn't drink anything before. I had to sleep over. I had to sleep over. But, like, I. Yeah, I drove.

[Liv Manny]

I had no idea you drove. I thought you took an Uber. I thought you were, like, in a Suburban.

[Hallie Bachelder]

There was no Ubers. No. Oh, I was driving, like, a Toyota Prius. I'm not.

[Liv Manny]

Music.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yes.

[Liv Manny]

What kind of music do you listen to?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Nicki Minaj. I was like, Roman's revenge. So I got there, and this guy is, like, introducing to me all of his friends, which I think is a green flag. If a guy's in, like, hi. Like, this is. Blah, blah. I'm like, okay. So I'm, like, locked in. I felt. Felt like, this is a good sign. Then I, like, made the brief mention of me visiting him, and he was like, I don't know if we're there yet.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And I was like, yeah, yeah. This is the last time I'm ever seeing this man ever again.

[Liv Manny]

I was like, yeah, no, for sure.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I was like, oh, yeah, we were not.

[Liv Manny]

No, totally. I just brought it up to see if you were gonna, like, right now.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. But, like, we were, like, making out in public.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Which you from home. Making out with someone in your own city is different than making out on vacation. He's checked out.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, that's so true.

[Liv Manny]

You know, like, his family isn't gonna walk in. His friends. I mean. Yeah, his friends are there, but they're all blacked out.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, you're right. And you're making me feel worse about it.

[Liv Manny]

No, I'm not trying to make you feel worse. I'm trying to validate you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, no, you're right. You're right. So this man, at this point in the night, like, he had been just, like. He was, like, there, but he was, like, not there.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And at this point, I was like, this is the last time I'm gonna this this guy. Because I hate that. Like, I was like, this is the last time I'm seeing him. Like, he was like, he was checked out. And like, I was just kind of like, all right. It it. So he brought.

[Liv Manny]

So much better than him, Hal. It like, makes me mad thinking, no, I doubt it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He was like, bald too, anyways. But that's fine. But like, not everyone is. Like, I would never want to be in a position where I'm like, begging for a man's attention or validation. Like, no, nothing disgusts me more. Yeah, like, imagine begging for a man to pay attention to you.

[Liv Manny]

Nightmare. No, no, we don't.

[Hallie Bachelder]

We're better. We don't do that, ladies. We do not do that. No, you're better than that. So this man brings me back. His dog almost mauls me, which is fine. I was a puppy. And all of like, his friends bring other girls back. And I'm like, okay, what is going on? Yeah. Anyway, I. This guy and he must have not had slept with me the last time we had hooked up prior, which was probably like a few weeks. This man came so quickly. And not only did he come, he busted all over the walls. You would have think like it was a Jackson Pollock museum.

[Liv Manny]

It was like, he said Picasso.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, he said Jackson Pollock. I was an art history minor. Doesn't Puck Jackson Puck or Picasso Jackson. Like, I swear to God, he almost took my eye out.

[Liv Manny]

That's really crazy. Like, control yourself.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I slept there. We're both like facing different directions. I left the next day in the Toyota Prius in another snowstorm.

[Liv Manny]

Defeated.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't think I came either. And I was just like, so defeated on that ride home. It was a 45 minute drive back to the mountain.

[Liv Manny]

I actually think our first little argument was over this man.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, okay, so I. You were like, I was down bad about this guy.

[Liv Manny]

You were down bad, but you go context, no context, context, context.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay. You were.

[Liv Manny]

Halle had been down about this man for a few days. And. And we talked about it. I was there for you. Like, we talked about it. But at this specific moment, we were about to go to gospel and we were given a table and we were given an opportunity.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Gospel, by the way, is like one of our favorite clubs in New York.

[Liv Manny]

One of our favorite clubs. Like, I wanted Holly to have a good night. I wanted us to have a good night. Like, I wanted her to be in good spirits and like that guy. Meet a cute guy, like, whatever. And I could tell she was really sad. As your mom. Not sad.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Really sad. I was sad.

[Liv Manny]

You were just thinking about it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm never sad. I'm usually mad.

[Liv Manny]

You were mad. You were emotional about it. You were like, what the.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I want to curb stomp his little stupid throat.

[Liv Manny]

And whatever I said to you, I'm gonna need you to repeat it, because I don't remember. But I promise you it was with the utmost respect and love.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You go. You're being weird. Pull your together, you little weirdo.

[Liv Manny]

I did not.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was to that essence. It was the essence.

[Liv Manny]

And I would do it again.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And she would. And I'm glad she did. That's a real friend.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, I got you. We had a table to show up at.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, like, we did. And there was, like, hot Jewish men there. And you were like, that's your vice.

[Liv Manny]

I was in heaven. Jewish heaven, whatever that is.

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[Liv Manny]

I actually have a burning question for you that I. We talk about literally everything under the sun.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

But I don't know what your, like, favorite position in bed is, and I just want to know, like, what is Halle Bash Elder's favorite position in the bedroom?

[Hallie Bachelder]

My favorite position's on top because, one, I feel the most power in.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

If I want to, I can choke a man out and make him see Jesus.

[Liv Manny]

Totally.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But secondly, that's the quickest and easiest way to finish it. That's the easiest way to have an orgasm in, like, sometimes the quicker the better. Sometimes a guy is just like a vibrator with a heartbeat. And I say this all the time, but sometimes it's just, thank you for your service.

[Liv Manny]

And sometimes the vibrator would have worked better.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, that's true. I use a vibrator a lot daily. Wait, no, with guys, like, I think it's good, like, when you're giving head. Like, I always. I have this like, bullet thing, like, when I'm giving head that I put like, right underneath, like, their taint.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't know if it's their taint. It's like right underneath the. I think it's called bottom of their. No, no. Right.

[Liv Manny]

It's a goo.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I think they're interchangeable. Wait, production. Yeah. Yeah. So, Ren, read their team time for sex.

[Liv Manny]

Like, how long is the perfect sex?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't know. It depends on the guy. The perfect length for sex. Because sometimes I can go rounds and rounds and once I have like one orgasm, they just keep coming, like rapid fire.

[Liv Manny]

Totally.

[Hallie Bachelder]

They get stronger and stronger. It's like 100. Snowball. Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

100.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. So I don't want to hit once like, oh, with guys, they just like burn out after one. Yeah, well, some special guys, I mean, they can keep going.

[Liv Manny]

There are some men out there with. With really great stuff, but after a.

[Hallie Bachelder]

While it just like starts to hurt.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, it does.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But I think it depends how much I like the person or how much I know the person for the perfect length, if I really like them. And like, we have good chemistry. Like, I would go until the sun is coming up.

[Liv Manny]

You would go for 48 hours.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I've done that before.

[Liv Manny]

I'm obsessed with that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, with the, like, I've done that before.

[Liv Manny]

Did you do that with the 52 year old with the green dose?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, he was a. He also said some weird.

[Liv Manny]

Which, by the way, I had never met him into the Halloween party we went to. And he's really cute.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, he's.

[Liv Manny]

He's really cute. He's really tall. Really cute.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Successful.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, I actually love that for you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, like, he's such a Peter Pan. Which Peter Pan, by the way, is like an older guy in New York that, like, never wants to grow up. He's like, I never want to go up. I never want to grow up. And like, the more like, older they get, the more successful they get. And the hotter girl, the younger and hotter girls, they can get it. So they're always probably running around with like a 25 year old model.

[Liv Manny]

19.

[Hallie Bachelder]

19 to 23.

[Liv Manny]

19 to 23.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

100. I'm kind of drunk and I've kind of been, like, really tipsy this entire episode.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, wait, same. All right, let's get into the. Let's get into like a little. I want to hear some of the questions you guys have. Let's answer some of those. Let's address those, and I want to hear your takes on them too. And if you guys want to leave questions in the future, just follow Extra Dirty on Instagram. I'm always leaving stories on there so you guys can, like give me your confessions or questions. And we will do our best to try to answer all of those on this podcast. So let's go through a few of our favorites right now because we uploaded a story the other day and we got some really crazy questions and confessions.

[Liv Manny]

You guys are.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You guys are weird freaks and I.

[Liv Manny]

Love you all funny.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

[Liv Manny]

Your brother went down on me at one weekend. Oh, these are really good.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, they're so good. And also important to answer.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, I like this one. What's one move that makes a man go crazy? And I think this is in general, not just in the bedroom.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Honestly, even if a guy is a small dick, pretending like you're choking on it, like gagging on it. I don't have a gag reflex. But pretending like you're literally losing air and that you might need CPR after will make him feel so, like, special.

[Liv Manny]

Special and validated. Everyone deserves to feel that way.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, men need their ego pet.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, yeah, what did that come out right?

[Liv Manny]

They need their ego pet.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, they need their ego pet.

[Liv Manny]

100. That's actually a really good tip.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

So mine was very different.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, really?

[Liv Manny]

Mine's cook him dinner. Oh, I always say go with, like, if he's Indian, make him Indian food. If he's Italian, make Italian food. No, I use swear. I swear.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Not you cooking up tiki masala.

[Liv Manny]

I swear to God. You guys make him something his mom would have made him when he was younger and absolutely kill it. If you need to practice this in your apartment before he comes over, do it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Actually, that's a really good one.

[Liv Manny]

Nail this dinner and he'll nail you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Should I do the dirty version? You do the. The wholesome version.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Wait, that'll be funny.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. Okay, next question.

[Liv Manny]

Oh, I love this question. Would you rather give head or receive it? It. One, two, three. Give. We're givers.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Give.

[Liv Manny]

We're givers.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Also. It shows like philanthropy.

[Liv Manny]

It shows like tax write off.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, it's.

[Liv Manny]

It's tax.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It shows you're a generous soul and that would. You would make a good wife. But also there's something validating about a guy just being like. It's rewarding for me when a guy like, is just so vulnerable.

[Liv Manny]

They're in such a vulnerable position because.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You could bite it off. You wanted to.

[Liv Manny]

Well, that's not what I was thinking, but that's a really good point.

[Hallie Bachelder]

The power is in your mouth.

[Liv Manny]

The power is in your mouth.

[Hallie Bachelder]

The power is in your mouth.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, I. Bo. Can I say both? Like, both.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Receiving.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. I love receiving. You don't?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I do. I just like, sometimes I'm like, get to the point.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. No. 100.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't like. I don't like getting. It depends. I don't like a guy going down to me that I don't really know.

[Liv Manny]

It depends who it is completely. I kind of need to be in love to enjoy that, actually. Anyway, moving on. How to eat a guy's ass without it feeling like he's a pretty princess. And I'm just up in there, I'm.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Screaming, no, wait, guys, I have to. I have to tell you something. I. There's no way to eat a guy's ass without making him feel like a pretty princess. Because when, like, there's nothing that gives me the icmor. When a guy arches his back when you're eating it. What?

[Liv Manny]

Like, there are things in this life that I haven't experienced and I never want to.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Let me show you.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This one guy would make me eat his ass. Like, loved, like, having me put like different objects in his ass. Whatever. He was like really into butt stuff. But then he would also like, make me. He wouldn't make me. He would also want me to like, suck his dick from that position. So imagine the skies on all fours. Yeah. And like physics doesn't work like that. So this guy would be on all fours and like, I would have to like bent, like hold. Give me your microphone.

[Liv Manny]

Should we show?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, show. We're gonna do a visual representation of this.

[Liv Manny]

I'm the guy. I'm gonna be my man.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Liv Manny]

Oh my God.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So this guy's dick. Turn around. It looked painful, but no. There is no easy way to eat a guy's ass without him looking like a pretty little princess.

[Liv Manny]

Cuz he is a pretty little princess.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

Halle.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Liv Manny]

Have you ever had any Sexual experience with women. And how was it?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, I mean, with a male chaperone. I mean, nothing I've ever done with a woman has ever been without a man present and supervising the situation.

[Liv Manny]

Really?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I've never actually. Well, I don't. You know, I make out with all my friends, which I find to be like normal and silly. Yeah, I'm very open minded. I don't. But I've had three. I've gone down on a girl. Yeah, that's for sure. But a man was there behind her.

[Liv Manny]

She's my birthday twin.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Really?

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You know who I'm talking about?

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. She was a freak.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That was actually the first time I ever was like, oh, I need to strap in and put my helmet on.

[Liv Manny]

She's hot.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, she's so hot.

[Liv Manny]

She's gorgeous.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But that was. That was a roller coaster.

[Liv Manny]

Aquarius Queen.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, I mean, she was amazing. She. Yeah. Wait, what?

[Liv Manny]

Okay, I love this one. The age old question. Does size really matter?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's not about the size of the ship. It's about the motion of the ocean. Also, like, aura really goes into it. Is it true? Does size matter? To an extent, yes. I have slept with a guy with a micro penis and it really upset me.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

It really hurt my feeling. It look, was. Is it in? It was like I might as well put a, you know, piece of dust. No, Chapstick. Burt's Bees would have fulfilled me more. Okay.

[Liv Manny]

The mini. The mini travel size.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But also there's such thing as too big. I've been like split in half like a tree before and my groin has been in the other room.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, wait, would you rather too big or like too small? Not micro, too big. Same. H. Yes. I found videos of my boyfriend having sex with men in his phone. How the do I approach?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, Queen, listen. Actually, I'm gonna say this and be real with you. Whether it's a man, girl, giraffe, dog, pet fish, dog, he's still cheating on you. And you can still confront it just being like, you betrayed our trust. You betrayed the relationship. You cheated on me. You still cheated, whether with this guy or girl. Like, it doesn't really matter. He still is doing something unloyal to you and behind your back, that's wrong. Like whether that's. I mean, I wouldn't focus on the fact that it's with a guy because whatever, to each their own.

[Liv Manny]

I think some, some people would take that and use it as an excuse. Like he's confused. He's trying to figure something out. He cheated on you. And he.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You can put confusion into that, of.

[Liv Manny]

Course, but he still cheated on.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But it's not an excuse. And it's still. You're still deserved a conversation. You're owed a conversation.

[Liv Manny]

And you deserve better.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You just. Better.

[Liv Manny]

Better, better.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, but he's gay, sweetie.

[Liv Manny]

He's gay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He's gay.

[Liv Manny]

And if you don't want to confront him, then you better get ready for the pride parade because you're going with him and we'll probably be there.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But you know what? I love my gaze.

[Liv Manny]

Love.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I just like, he's still cheating on you. Okay, let's do one more question, and I think we should both answer it with disgust and filth.

[Liv Manny]

Okay? Okay. Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So ask a dirty one.

[Liv Manny]

What are your thoughts on pegging?

[Hallie Bachelder]

My thoughts on pegging? I would absolutely strap on a massive ass dildo and rock the out of a man if you let me. Honestly, I feel like that would be such a power trip. Sorry. That's like, probably one of the only things I've never done is peg a guy. I've become close. There was this one guy, the guy that loved all the ass stuff.

[Liv Manny]

Yes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I shoved a whole, like, bottle into his ass at one point. It was. He was the same guy that told me to put a wine stopper in my ass.

[Liv Manny]

Okay, okay. So he just loves ass stuff.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, but like, that to me, a.

[Liv Manny]

Strap on his next level, though.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I know that, like, requires, like, Home Depot.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah, that requires a lot of labor. Manual labor.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't think I would like the aesthetics of pegging a guy. Like, I'm picturing it right now like a. A massive built man.

[Liv Manny]

What color would the pegger be?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, probably pink. Yeah, probably pink.

[Liv Manny]

But if it was his, if he had anything to do with buying it, it would probably be blue to protect his masculinity.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Babe, if you're arching your back and I'm pegging you from behind, there's no protecting your masculinity. I'm sorry, but I.

[Liv Manny]

We're too far gone.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's on my bucket list, okay? It's on my mood board for 2025.

[Liv Manny]

Pegging to me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What does pegging mean to you?

[Liv Manny]

Pegging to me is something I like, really, really hope my future husband wants nothing to do with. Because once I'm locked in like that and I got a rock on this finger right here, if my husband asks me to peg him, don't you have to at that point? You're married.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Just imagine a guy arching his back.

[Liv Manny]

I don't want to. I Just imagine.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, it's crazy.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He's a little pillow princess at that point.

[Liv Manny]

Yeah. Yeah. I. I don't. My answer is that I'm not really comfortable with pegging. Kind of makes me scared.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't know. I feel like try everything once. Like, I've tried. I tried lock a locks bagel once. I didn't like it, but okay, I'll pay someone. I tried. I tried the lox bagel if you.

[Liv Manny]

Want to be pegged. DM me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, same. Okay. I feel like we should leave it there.

[Liv Manny]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

If we didn't get to your question, please, please, please, please follow the extra dirty account and make sure you like submit those because we will be doing those every week, I think. And make sure you like subscribe 5 stars. Like all those good things.

[Liv Manny]

Yay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Also, while we're here, follow Live Manny on all platforms. Tick tock, Instagram, LinkedIn. I don't know what you're on.

[Liv Manny]

Everything. Only fans. No, I'm kidding.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This is important.

[Liv Manny]

This is important. Thank you so much for having me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Thank you guys. Thank you. I love you so much.

[Liv Manny]

I love you so much. Let's go, like get a drink.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, we should go out. We're gonna go out tonight. Love you all. Kisses.

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