← Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Made in heaven but I'm no angel
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Hi cookies, we're back! Production is in the building, hangover headaches are throbbing and the microphones are hot. Fresh off of being the host of an NYC all night rager, Hallie shares plastic surgery head to toe, from hair extensions to fake t*ts, and everything in between. She gives us a rundown of the ex-lovers of the past, including Thing #2, Third String, and more... then she is joined by your faves Graydon + Lauren for a newlyweds game show challenge... what is Hallie's cup size, most used emoji, and hall pass celebrity f*ck?? Tune in to see which freak knows Hallie better... with idioms galore. And remember.... today's episode is all about kindness so follow @extradirty on socials, leave a review, a 5-star rating, and follow the show wherever you get your podcasts. Stay kind!
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Hallie Bachelder
I almost got kicked out of my own party. I'm not going to the bathroom to do drugs with this girl. Which is what he thought I was doing. I fucking wish I was like, I'm not doing blow in the bathroom. Do you have any, by the way? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hello, you little freaks. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Here we are. I woke up a little, okay, I went out last night. I was a little hungover this morning. My brain. I have like two brain cells, like, dancing in my head right now. They're telling me to go back to bed. But I thought it would be better if we sat and went over the night with you guys. I went to this party last night. I threw this party last night. And I almost got kicked out of my own party for some reason. I don' no like, the rule that you can only go two people to a bathroom is such a rule, in my opinion. Like, the little security guy was standing at the door and he was like, one to a room. And I was like, I can't get this core set off to save my life. I need my friend to help me take this off. And he was like, one to a room. I was like, do you want to help me take it off? And he was like, no, I can't do that. I was like, okay, do you want me to piss my pants? And he was like, no. I was like, okay, so two plus two equals four here. I'm not going to the bathroom to do drugs with this girl. Which is what he thought I was doing. I wish. I was like, I'm not doing blow in the bathroom. Do you have any, by the way? But no, that was where. And he was like, I'm getting my manager. I was like, go get your fucking manager. It's my party. But anyways, we resolved it. We kissed, it was cute. And I didn't pee my pants. That was good. I just, like, I'm a problem solver, but sometimes I'm, like, solving my own problems because I am the root of them, if that makes any sense. That made no sense. But. But yeah, that was my night. I was up till 4am Domino's might have been in the mix. I woke up and I. The first sight I saw was that rent was due and there was about a million fucking dipping sauces laying on my kitchen counter. So there's that. You know what? You win some, you fucking lose some. At least it was Friday, so I don't feel that bad about it. If that happened on Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday, I mean, I would feel a little more guilty. But, like, that's what you're supposed to do on a Friday. I feel like you're supposed to have a hangover on a Saturday. I honestly don't remember the last time I haven't been a little hungover on a Saturday. But, you know, I'm still in my 20s. I can get away with this, so I don't feel that bad about it. As for prospects at this party last night, there was a couple people there that I've actually slept with. But, you know, the thing with me is, like, after I sleep with a guy, I kind of just, like, discard them. Like, I don't get, like, emotionally affected by a man I've shared a bed with. I don't know, it just, like, doesn't affect me. I'm like, okay, we can be friends, whatever. And also, for some reason, I think this is a me problem. But I feel like I get the ick right after I get with a guy. I guess it's like post nut clarity, but, like, for me, and I'm like, I don't look at you the same anymore. Let's talk about getting the ick for a second. Like, there's. So I think it's a red flag of mine. I look for the ick in a man. It's like, you know that saying, like, looking for tits on an ant? I look for the problem, and I'll always find one. I'm like Nancy Drew when it comes to discovering a man's Flaws. Let me name a couple of my ex. Like some of the ones I can think of right off the top of my head is like a man making a joke and like no one hearing it and like no one laughing. Flip flops. A man waving down a cab and not getting that cab when they put their height in their dating profile. I don't give a if you're six. Two gym selfies. That's the basic one. But like, that needs to be stopped. Sometimes when I want to lose feelings for a man, I just picture them curdled up on the floor of their shower. Like picture that like, like on, like curdled on the floor of their shower. Just like rocking back and forth. I picture that to lose feelings. That's actually happened before. A bad hairline, which I can't really talk for because my hair is not the best, but they can. They can be mad at my hair too. I don't. We can be mad at each other's hair. That pisses me off too. Ladies or gays. I don't think there's any straight men watching this podcast, but how I would avoid giving a girl the ick. I mean, I really think dressing well is so important. That means a lot to me and I feel like a girlfriend can help with that. Like a girlfriend can. The girlfriend effect. You can make a man dress well. I've seen it happen time and time again with my friends that have boyfriends. Obviously I don't have boyfriend, but if I did, I would show them how to fucking dress. Be funny. I think being funny is so underrated. Like, I would rather an 8 that has the best sense of humor ever rather than a 10. Supermodel stud GQ esque man that literally is dry as the Sahara desert. If you can't make me laugh, my pussy will stay dry. And that is two plus two equaling four. Thank you. So the other week I was talking about my fake tits. Honestly, I can't stop talking about my fake tits. It's like one of my favorite personality traits. But like, let's get into the other things that I've gotten done. The procedures, the nipping, the tucking, the needles. Like all the things that make me horny. Thank you. Should we just start off top to bottom, head to toe? Okay, this is going to be fun. Head to toe. Let's start with the hair. The hair is all fake. I have really bad hair. I have very thin hair and I bleach the out of it. I don't. I don't help myself in that aspect, but it's like one of those things where, like, I'm not good to my hair, so I have to continue to be bad to it. I have to add the extensions. I refuse to walk around like a rat. I'm okay with not having the best hair. Like, no bitch is ever gonna be like, oh, my God, is that Rapunzel frolicking through the streets of New York City. I will never get mistaken for Rapunzel, and I'm okay with that. I will die on that sword. That's okay. Hair, fake, bleached, all the things. I'm a natural brunette. Fun fact. But I feel like brunette's, like, more of, like, for my relationship era. And I have to be blonde when I'm in my single era. It jives better with my single activity. It the girls. I gotta get it. The girls that don't go bleach your hair anyways. Let's go. The eyebrows. I have really blonde eyebrows, which is shocking because I have brown hair, as we just talked about. So I have to get them tinted and threaded. That's not that big of a deal. That's probably, like, a very tiny thing. I got done Botox. I get everywhere. I've gotten filler in my cheeks. I've gotten filler in my lips, which you guys always remind me online. Duck lips, fish mouth. Ba, ba ba ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. I don't fucking care. I'm gonna keep doing it too. Thank you. I've gotten Botox all over my forehead and then Botox in my jaw. My jaw is real, which a lot of people don't believe. I don't know why I'd lie about everything else and just lie about my jaw. That makes no sense. What else? We've covered the mouth. Oh, my teeth tent. The front tent are fake. I had a really bad nail biting problem, which I fixed, obviously. I have a great little set of nails right now, so I have. My front 10 teeth are fake. I honestly think she did such a good job. A lot of people on the, like, veneers are difficult. People are gonna come at you for them. Out of all the things I've gotten done, like, all of the things, my veneers is probably what I got attacked most for online. People get really fucking fussy about veneers. It seems like projection, if anything else. All right, sorry, that came off so aggressive, but I mean it with my full fake chest. But anyways, the last, like, most major surgery I think I've ever gotten is my tits. And I got my tits, like, two years ago. I just felt like my. They looked sad. I don't know how to put it. Like, I'm not explaining, like, why I got them done. I just. Honestly, I didn't need them. I just really wanted them. And honestly, I find anesthesia, like, going under is, like, so fun to me. It's like. It's like a little roller coaster, and you wake up with, like, a fake rack. It's like, yeah, sign me up. Like, I want to do that, but honestly, I thought that was gonna be the hardest surgery to recover from. They're cutting you open. They're going underneath the muscle, you know, I woke up on that cutting board or whatever it's called, the doctor's chair. I call it a cutting board because it literally was one. And I thought I was gonna be out for the fucking count. I woke up, and I felt fucking great. My mom was in town to take care of me. I went out to the hotel bar. At her hotel, we had about 10 espresso martin, and I was trying to show everyone my tits. So the next day after that, you know, anesthesia, it has, like, numbing effects, like, medicine effects. So, like, I was really in no pain when I woke up. But the next day, not only did I wake up feeling like I did 100 million pushups, I was also suffering from a hangover. So I don't recommend. This is a psa. Don't do that. Because that was diabolical of me. And honestly, I don't know why my mom, like, thought that was a good idea either. I was trying to show everyone that worked at her hotel my chest. I was unwrapping. I was unbannaging. It was psychotic. And I was not only high off whatever drug medication I was on, I was fucking lit on espresso martinis. Like, I was like the Tasmanian Devil running around with fake tits. It was amazing. Would I do it again? Yes. I honestly think about wanting to redo my tits because a lot of people think they're real, and this could be a me problem. But I do not like that I did not go under the knife for nothing. If I'm getting cut open, I want everyone to fucking know about it. I might put it in my bio. I might update my Facebook status. I might tweet about it. Like, I want everyone to know I fake tits. I want them to look a little faker, too. They look real. She did that good of a job. So, honestly, I've been thinking about it. I might go back under the knife just to feel something. And, yeah, that's plastic surgery head to toe with Hallie Bachelder. Now let's get into the juicy stuff. Let's talk about men or boys or lack thereof. I don't know. Let's get into all of it, boys. These children running around breaking our little hearts. I haven't had a boyfriend since I was in college. He sucked. But I've had many situationships since then. And honestly, I think any girl would agree with me on this. A situationship and breaking off a situationship hurts a lot more than an ending of a relationship, in my opinion. It's just so. There's so much ambiguity, no closure. Were we ever anything in the first place? What are we even cutting off that no contact. There's just so many. There's too much gray area. And I fucking hate gray area. Ocd, black and white. That's how I think. If it's not like this, I get flustered, okay? But I've had many situationships, many men that I probably would have dated, but they did not want to date me. They're lost. But like, whatever. Anyways, let's go over a few of them. We had thing two who wouldn't fuck me and I was really annoyed with him. And he thought that not having sex and not finishing made him perform better in the gym. I think thing two is gay, I'm not gonna lie to you. Then we had third string self explanatory. He was third string athlete. He was a professional athlete, but he was riding the bench and I was riding him. But he was just. He had a bad hairline. Whatever. We had Peter Pan. I was obsessed with Peter Pan. The man that never wanted to grow up, never will. But his pockets were fatter than any pockets I've ever seen. They were so deep. We would go out to dinner. No, we'd go out to drinks. This is what won me over. Like, we would go out to drinks and this man would be at the bar and he'd be like, do you want a margarita? And I was like, okay. Tahin on the rim. Yes. That's so cute. And then he'd be like, should we just tip a thou for two drinks? He'd be like, should I just tip a thou? He would tip $1,000 everywhere we went. It was the hottest thing ever. Peter Pan called me, I miss you. But like, he was trouble. But he. I will give him this. He was always very transparent. He would be like, I'm sleeping with other girls. And I would be like, I am so cool at that. I'm a cool Girl, I'm chill. You can do whatever the fudge you want. We're not dating. Like, it's totally fine. I would sob over this man in. In private, in silence. And then he just stopped talking to me out of nowhere. I, like, didn't even have time to tell him that. He, like, gave me chlamydia once. Like, he has no idea. Hopefully he got that checked. Anyways, who else? We have Old Spice. Mr. Old Spice. You remember him from the first episode. He. We're still getting over that one. That was a little bit of trauma, but, like, good trauma. Trauma that will build character and a little bit of personality. It adds to the lore. Honestly, every situationship, I've taken a piece from each and every single one of them. It creates the lore. And honestly, I look at every situation and anything in life as a learning lesson, and you learn something from every single one. So I know a lot at this point because we've had a lot of situationships that have just failed, crashed, and burned. But you know what? Here we are to tell the story about it. I actually answered this question on Harry's podcast, Boyfriend Material, and he was like, would you rather get ghosted? Or rather have a guy type out a paragraph explaining in detail every single reason why they don't want to be with you, don't like you, what's wrong with you, etc? And I was honestly, like, ghost the out of me. Honestly, ignorance is bliss. I don't need to know why I suck and why you don't want to sleep with me and why I'm not a compatible partner. Old Spice did that with me, which kind of threw me off because it was just a blow to the ego. But honestly, someone's got to do it. My ego has gotten a little inflated, I'm not gonna lie. But he wrote out, like, a long paragraph just being like, I don't think we're compatible. This is Y xyz. I think he had an opening statement, three supporting arguments, and then a closing outro, and I just, like, never replied. I'm not gonna lie. That one stung. That one bit me in the ass. But I guess I commend him for the honesty. But there's. There is such thing as too much, honestly. Like, I don't need to know everything about me. I don't need to know how other people perceive me sometimes in a negative light. If you have nice things to say about me, blow up my phone. But if you're gonna drag me and tell me what's wrong with me and why you don't want to continue things anymore, then like, yeah, just ghost me. We're good, bro. We're good, brother. And that's enough for now. I feel like it's already triggering me. We'll revisit those men on a later day. But for now, Lauren and Graded will be joining us again. I am so excited. So for now, let's just cut the cameras production. I'm gonna give you guys a little bit of a water break and yes, we'll be right back.
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Lauren
As the same day.
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Grayedon
You have butterflies going down your arm.
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Hallie Bachelder
You look like. Like an E. Boy. It looks like chrome hearts.
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Grayedon
And Barker.
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Hallie Bachelder
It looks like chrome hearts. You look like a boy.
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Lauren
Good.
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Grayedon
I think. Do you have an extra pair of sunglasses?
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Hallie Bachelder
You want a pair of sunglasses?
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Grayedon
Like, I think I'm, like, blinded. I had one drink last night. Wait, I need to take it to the hospital.
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Hallie Bachelder
I need you to explain your sensitivity to, like, you. You explain a hangover.
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Lauren
The had one drink.
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Hallie Bachelder
No, she'll. No, she'll send herself to the hospital. She's like. Well, she'll be like, I shot, too. No, she'll be like. And I felt a little lightheaded. Halle. It was the craziest thing. Like, I was nauseous. I was like, you're not. This is normal hangover symptoms.
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Lauren
I'm so proud of you, though.
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Grayedon
For me?
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Lauren
For drinking.
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Grayedon
For drinking. I know. I had one drink and I was.
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Hallie Bachelder
You took shots?
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Grayedon
No, I took. I. I threw it over my shoulder.
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Hallie Bachelder
That was in my kitchen.
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Grayedon
Oh, no, I didn't take any here.
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Hallie Bachelder
You said, let's take shots.
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Lauren
You actually threw it over your shoulder?
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Grayedon
No, I lied. I didn't take any here. I kept saying shot over your shoulder at the bar.
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Hallie Bachelder
What if I hit someone?
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Lauren
That's so. It's a blessing.
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Hallie Bachelder
You see the guy that fainted last night?
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Grayedon
No.
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Hallie Bachelder
Yeah. Apparently he fainted.
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Lauren
So do you follow up on that? Maybe.
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Grayedon
Wait, why did he faint?
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Hallie Bachelder
There was an ambulance out front.
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Grayedon
He fainted.
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Hallie Bachelder
It was Me what?
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Grayedon
He fainted at your party or like, in the building?
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Hallie Bachelder
Oh, yeah.
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Lauren
He probably fainted because he saw you and your big milkers made him pass away.
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Grayedon
Those were out last night.
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Hallie Bachelder
No, they were out, but your jugs were jugging.
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Grayedon
I feel like these glasses are making it worse. I'm gonna take them off.
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Hallie Bachelder
We all went out to a party last night.
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Grayedon
Ally. Cities were up.
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Hallie Bachelder
I can't think. Lauren never drinks. She drank last night. She's experiencing. She probably thinks she's having a seizure any second now.
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Grayedon
I'm starting to sweat.
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Hallie Bachelder
These are normal. Normal symptoms from drinking. She's not used to it.
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Grayedon
I have this thing where I psych myself out and I'll tell myself that I'm gonna faint.
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Hallie Bachelder
You'll dramatic.
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Lauren
You know, it's kind of offensive to people who, like, really drink. Like us and we, like. I could throw up right now, and I'm sweating and I don't feel good. And I'm wearing a pink shirt. Like, I look like a twink. Look at the shirt. I had to change, so I went into H's closet and this is what I picked.
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Grayedon
No.
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Hallie Bachelder
Like, out of all the sweatshirts I have, that's all I wear is sweatshirts. That's the only. That one caught your eye.
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Grayedon
What does that say?
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Lauren
Looks like a. What is it called? A cami. Is that what a cami is?
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Grayedon
Wait, a cami.
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Hallie Bachelder
What does it say?
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Lauren
You tell me.
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Grayedon
Probably, like, go to heaven. No, what's it say? Made in heaven. Ain't no angel.
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Lauren
What?
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Grayedon
Can't Something like that.
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Lauren
But I'm no angel. Made in heaven, but I'm no angel. Okay. The pillow will cover it.
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Hallie Bachelder
We agreed in green. Tried to go to the box last night. I called it. This was like 3:00am I was like, I left.
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Grayedon
Tell me, you know. I don't know.
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Hallie Bachelder
I'm trying to. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm trying to.
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Grayedon
I forgot. I forgot. There's other people. Okay. Okay. Go ahead.
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Hallie Bachelder
So it was like 2:30am the party's wrapping up. It's dying down. And I was like, I need to go to bed. Like, we've been like. We were up all day just doing random things, running around.
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Lauren
Usually that's what happens. I mean, not me, but, like, you. Usually you're up all day. Yeah. So I didn't want the party to stop. I never want the party to stop. Unless I'm, like, hungry. Which I surprisingly wasn't.
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Hallie Bachelder
Wonder why.
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Lauren
So someone was like, we're gonna go to the box. Like, we can get in really easily.
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Hallie Bachelder
Blah.
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Lauren
Blah, blah, blah. And I've only ever been to the box before the show starts, before they start, like, squirting in your face. And I really wanted to see them squirt. Somebody squirt.
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Grayedon
Okay.
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Lauren
I really did.
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Hallie Bachelder
Once I went to the box on Halloween, actually, and we were like, front row. And, like, apparently that's, like, the table you don't want to be sitting at, because.
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Lauren
Did you get. What?
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Hallie Bachelder
No. Yeah. And they'll, like, pull you up on stage. Like, I remember that one girl, we were with her Peter Pan, man.
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Grayedon
Do you remember?
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Hallie Bachelder
And that girl jumped on me. She straddled me.
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Grayedon
She, like, flew out the stage.
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Hallie Bachelder
She flew off a stage into my legs. That was crazy. But, yeah, you're not supposed to sit front row at the box because they will eat you out, so.
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Grayedon
And, like, they're not, like, cute.
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Hallie Bachelder
They're not cute. No. They, like, shove dildos in their ears and, like.
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Lauren
Do you want to explain what they do for the show? Because I don't really know. Because. What. Like I said, I have never stayed.
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Hallie Bachelder
Until the show started allowed to say it's not illegal.
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Grayedon
Okay. Do you remember the box is like, a secretive. It actually accused to be secretive. Not as much anymore.
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Hallie Bachelder
But you go there with James Franco. Yeah.
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Grayedon
You can't take photos. It's like burlesque show club. So, like, there's, like, two shows throughout the night, but, like, up, like, really. Really, like this.
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Lauren
Are they having sex?
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Hallie Bachelder
Like, basically, there was, like, on stage. Yeah.
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Grayedon
Like, grosser. Like, they do grosser things than, like. Yeah. Like, one time there's this guy, and he, like, put a tube up his butt, and then, like, normal. He was, like, circulating water, and it was. He was basically giving himself a colonic through his mouth.
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Lauren
Mouth to us.
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Hallie Bachelder
I'm gonna need that link.
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Grayedon
No, like. Like. Like, there was, like, a water jug going into. Going in and out of his butt, like, cleaning out his douching. He was douching?
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Lauren
Wait, I thought it was, like, supposed.
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Grayedon
To be, like, kind of hot guy. No, no, some of it's hot.
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Hallie Bachelder
Like, there's strippers running around, and it's like an interactive. They, like, go into the crowd.
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Grayedon
Yeah.
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Hallie Bachelder
Like motorboat you. They'll, like, pull people on stage. There's like, two levels. I hear that, like, Leo, like, hangs up up top. I'm sure he does gets head.
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Grayedon
I think upstairs is, like, freakier than downstairs. I'm pretty sure it's like. It's like.
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Hallie Bachelder
No, it is. Yeah.
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Grayedon
Like, it's like people are having sex up there.
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Lauren
Wow.
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Grayedon
And then Downstairs. Like, because it's kind of more open. It's a little safer. Depends what your.
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Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
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Grayedon
Definition of safe is.
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Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
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Lauren
Anyway, we didn't get in.
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Hallie Bachelder
No way.
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Grayedon
Didn't someone.
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Lauren
No.
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Hallie Bachelder
Acted at the door.
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Grayedon
But didn't someone say, we got an.
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Lauren
Easy way out the door? Somebody had a table, but they said, like, if they leave, they, like, can't go back in, even if they have the table, to, like, come get us. So I was like, you guys, I'm going home.
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Grayedon
Do they know who you are?
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Lauren
And then I left. And then Halle was awake.
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Hallie Bachelder
Well, how else were you gonna get into my apartment?
- [23:40]
Lauren
Oh.
- [23:41]
Grayedon
Oh, you didn't go?
- [23:42]
Hallie Bachelder
No, Creighton.
- [23:43]
Lauren
Oh, also, yeah.
- [23:44]
Hallie Bachelder
How?
- [23:45]
Lauren
I went alone. Just me, Margot and Margot's friends.
- [23:48]
Grayedon
I'm screaming.
- [23:49]
Lauren
And then when I got back here, I told your doorman the wrong unit number. And then he was, like, so confused. He thought I was, like, legit trying to rob you.
- [23:57]
Hallie Bachelder
But he still let you up without calling me.
- [23:59]
Lauren
He didn't call you?
- [24:00]
Grayedon
No. Danny Zuko.
- [24:01]
Lauren
He was on the phone.
- [24:02]
Hallie Bachelder
I'm gonna have a word with him. Yeah, I don't remember him calling me.
- [24:05]
Lauren
Every time I've been here. They have never called you. I don't think. They just told me to go up. It's very safe here.
- [24:10]
Grayedon
They call you. They call you after they let us up. They're like, lauren's on our way.
- [24:14]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
- [24:15]
Grayedon
Like, what if we're in a fight and you don't want to see me? Oh, Lauren's on our way.
- [24:18]
Lauren
Too bad.
- [24:19]
Grayedon
Too bad. Don't let Lauren up. We're in a fight. What else was funny last night?
- [24:24]
Hallie Bachelder
The North Sea was there. He was looking good.
- [24:26]
Grayedon
He looked good.
- [24:27]
Hallie Bachelder
His hair was luscious. I introduced him to production. Production was present.
- [24:33]
Grayedon
Yeah, he looked.
- [24:34]
Hallie Bachelder
Production also agreed. He was very hot. He was a good he. His hair.
- [24:38]
Grayedon
His hair is so luscious.
- [24:40]
Hallie Bachelder
He's a Jewish man. A Jewish men don't like me.
- [24:42]
Grayedon
Is he Jewish?
- [24:43]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
- [24:44]
Grayedon
Did you think he was cute?
- [24:46]
Lauren
I think I ever met him.
- [24:48]
Grayedon
Did you see a tall man with really luscious hair?
- [24:50]
Hallie Bachelder
That tall?
- [24:51]
Grayedon
He was tall.
- [24:51]
Hallie Bachelder
I was.
- [24:52]
Grayedon
I was in heels and he was a lot taller.
- [24:54]
Lauren
Was he one of them? Just in Harry Potter sweater?
- [24:56]
Grayedon
No, they were hot.
- [24:57]
Hallie Bachelder
All right, let's play this game. Okay, Production plan. A game for us. It's called the Newlyweds game. I haven't exactly played this yet, but let's see how it goes. I'm excited. Get the whiteboards.
- [25:08]
Grayedon
I can't wait to win.
- [25:10]
Hallie Bachelder
Get the whiteboards. You little freaks. Do I write them too? No, you got it's like get to know me game. Like who knows me best? Lauren probably thinks she's gonna win this, but you'd be surprised. I share a bet a lot with Graydon.
- [25:22]
Lauren
It's true.
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- [25:37]
Grayedon
Finally, I am in control.
- [25:39]
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- [25:46]
Hallie Bachelder
My life is opera. There is no reason in Opera Maria.
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- [26:13]
Hallie Bachelder
Greedon and Lauren both have a whiteboard right now, and they are ready to go. Okay, let's start easy, guys. What is my go to cocktail? This should be really easy, actually. It changes with the season, but this.
- [26:27]
Lauren
Could be a lot of things.
- [26:28]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah, okay, well, don't make me sound bad. It depends what, like, season it is. I do have a seasonal drink, but I do have a go to drink, but sometimes I get sick of my go to drink and I'll go back to another drink that I'll get sick of. It's like a whole rotation. Okay, ready?
- [26:41]
Lauren
Yeah, I got it.
- [26:42]
Grayedon
I got it. Okay.
- [26:43]
Hallie Bachelder
One, two, three. Go, go.
- [26:45]
Lauren
One, two, three. Oh, dirty martini.
- [26:49]
Grayedon
Oh, see, actually, dirty, filthy daddy issue vodka martini.
- [26:53]
Hallie Bachelder
She got it, right?
- [26:54]
Lauren
You bet.
- [26:55]
Grayedon
Wait, that's my order or Cosmo.
- [26:57]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, my God.
- [26:58]
Lauren
You can't pick two. You cannot pick two.
- [27:02]
Hallie Bachelder
You twink, you. No, you're right, though.
- [27:06]
Grayedon
Oh, that felt good.
- [27:07]
Hallie Bachelder
What is my order? What is my order, though?
- [27:09]
Grayedon
When I order it, it's an extra dirty, filthy daddy issue vodka martini.
- [27:13]
Hallie Bachelder
Yes.
- [27:14]
Grayedon
And then sometimes you'll mix it up.
- [27:15]
Hallie Bachelder
And be like, blue cheese stuff.
- [27:16]
Grayedon
Worst daddy issues ever martini.
- [27:19]
Hallie Bachelder
It doesn't land well with all the.
- [27:20]
Grayedon
All the waiters.
- [27:21]
Hallie Bachelder
Waiters? No.
- [27:22]
Grayedon
Yeah. Sometimes they laugh and sometimes they look good. They're like.
- [27:24]
Lauren
Sometimes they run away, sometimes they get.
- [27:27]
Hallie Bachelder
A new waiter, and then. Okay, hangovers kicking in again. Who is my hall pass celebrity that you haven't?
- [27:37]
Grayedon
Right.
- [27:38]
Lauren
Somebody new.
- [27:41]
Hallie Bachelder
What? This is a tricky one. This is actually hard trying to think of it, but I think I want it.
- [27:47]
Lauren
Wait, so how is this fair if you don't even know it?
- [27:49]
Grayedon
Wait, Wait, I need to think. I need, like, hold on.
- [27:51]
Lauren
Production.
- [27:52]
Grayedon
Wait, I know this.
- [27:54]
Lauren
She doesn't even know it.
- [27:56]
Grayedon
I know it for her. I feel like we just talked about this.
- [27:59]
Lauren
I'm just. Yeah.
- [28:01]
Hallie Bachelder
This name's so unhot.
- [28:02]
Grayedon
Okay, go.
- [28:03]
Lauren
One, two, three. Ed Sheeran.
- [28:05]
Grayedon
Joe Burrow. What?
- [28:13]
Lauren
I think it's a. Yeah, I.
- [28:16]
Hallie Bachelder
Him.
- [28:17]
Lauren
Joe the football player?
- [28:19]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
- [28:19]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [28:19]
Hallie Bachelder
Wait, I'm shocked. You know, that he's like a celebrity. No, yeah.
- [28:22]
Lauren
Wait, I'm thinking of Nick Bosa. Oh, those big ass legs.
- [28:27]
Hallie Bachelder
I.
- [28:27]
Grayedon
He might be your hall pass. Who was it?
- [28:31]
Hallie Bachelder
Who are you thinking? Like, Jacob Elordi. But, like, I'll him.
- [28:35]
Lauren
Really?
- [28:35]
Grayedon
Really? Yeah. Interesting.
- [28:37]
Lauren
That's a basic answer.
- [28:42]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, Lauren. I think Lauren has two points. Ed Sheeran was diabolical. No offense.
- [28:46]
Grayedon
I'm gonna write my points up here.
- [28:48]
Lauren
It was a joke.
- [28:49]
Hallie Bachelder
Lauren's writing her points already.
- [28:52]
Grayedon
Okay, ready?
- [28:53]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay. What is my red flag?
- [28:57]
Lauren
Where do I start?
- [28:58]
Grayedon
There's definitely. Oh, wait. Your personal red flag.
- [29:00]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah. What is my personal red flag? I have a few, actually.
- [29:07]
Grayedon
Like, not one that you give to guys. Right?
- [29:09]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, it could. It could be one I give to guys. I'm sure. I give a few to men.
- [29:13]
Lauren
Okay, wait. I don't know.
- [29:16]
Hallie Bachelder
I feel like you don't know me anymore. Great.
- [29:19]
Lauren
I'm not good at games or thinking.
- [29:21]
Hallie Bachelder
You don't need to go crazy. You can just write one thing. Okay, ready?
- [29:29]
Grayedon
Okay.
- [29:30]
Hallie Bachelder
One, two, three.
- [29:31]
Lauren
K tips.
- [29:35]
Grayedon
Great.
- [29:37]
Lauren
I told you. I feel bad, but, like, sometimes they, like, fall out.
- [29:41]
Hallie Bachelder
Wait. It was way better than my.
- [29:43]
Lauren
There's one on the floor over there.
- [29:45]
Grayedon
I just came for you. Mine was not that bad.
- [29:47]
Lauren
I could have. That could have been a lot worse.
- [29:48]
Hallie Bachelder
Tips were way better than my tapings. You should have been there.
- [29:52]
Grayedon
Wait, Holly, do you remember your weave? Holly had a weft. That wasn't the. Was a different color than her actual hair. It was, like, gray.
- [30:01]
Hallie Bachelder
It was a canon event.
- [30:02]
Grayedon
And then she took it off and hung it on her door like a rose.
- [30:07]
Lauren
It was a wreath.
- [30:09]
Grayedon
Yeah. Okay, wait, let me read mine. So, yeah, with my points. Okay, so for things that you give out to guys, is Perry the Platypus hat. That would. That would definitely give you the ick. No, no, that's a red flag.
- [30:22]
Hallie Bachelder
Sorry.
- [30:23]
Lauren
What are we talking about? Harry the Platypus?
- [30:27]
Grayedon
What the. Do you mean my hangover just kicked in? No, like, you know what I'm talking about.
- [30:32]
Hallie Bachelder
No, like, you're talking about, like what? That you answered a completely wrong.
- [30:35]
Grayedon
Okay, but then your red, red flag is you like to be toxic. You like toxicity.
- [30:42]
Hallie Bachelder
I thrive in that space.
- [30:44]
Grayedon
Oh, you had one guy that you always tried to fight with and he would just call you and be like, what are you doing? Which one was that? The. The Peter Pan guy.
- [30:53]
Hallie Bachelder
The old man.
- [30:54]
Grayedon
The old man.
- [30:55]
Hallie Bachelder
He was just like child.
- [30:57]
Grayedon
How they would try and fight with him and he'd be like, call her and be like, what are you trying to do here?
- [31:02]
Hallie Bachelder
He'd be like, I'm not the one.
- [31:03]
Grayedon
I'm at work.
- [31:05]
Hallie Bachelder
I'm working so I can afford you. All right, continue. I'll give Lauren that one.
- [31:12]
Grayedon
Oh, my God.
- [31:13]
Hallie Bachelder
Guys. Like my kids. Can't pull on them. Next question. Who is the last person I.
- [31:19]
Grayedon
Okay, can we give him a nickname?
- [31:21]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
- [31:22]
Grayedon
Or should we just say his name right here, right now?
- [31:24]
Hallie Bachelder
Wait, I'm trying to think of the last person I. I know. Wait, who is it?
- [31:29]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [31:31]
Lauren
Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
- [31:33]
Grayedon
You're right.
- [31:34]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, we can't even see that. I like to like, forgot about that.
- [31:36]
Lauren
Yeah, you're welcome. Point for me. You, Lauren.
- [31:39]
Hallie Bachelder
Anyways, cup size. What is my cup size? Great. And you should know this. This feel like you should get this point.
- [31:45]
Lauren
What?
- [31:45]
Hallie Bachelder
What was my cup size before I got my boob job? And after. It's a two part question.
- [31:50]
Grayedon
Done.
- [31:50]
Lauren
And this. You act like I know cup sizes. Like what?
- [31:53]
Grayedon
Yeah, that's true. Match ingredients. Like F.
- [31:58]
Lauren
Z.
- [32:00]
Hallie Bachelder
You're going be like milk milky.
- [32:02]
Lauren
Okay.
- [32:03]
Grayedon
Before first and then after.
- [32:05]
Lauren
Okay. Before.
- [32:06]
Grayedon
Yeah. B.32B.
- [32:08]
Lauren
Oh, was I supposed to put the number?
- [32:10]
Grayedon
It's okay. It's like a thing that you wouldn't know.
- [32:13]
Lauren
Okay. After I put full C. D. It's.
- [32:16]
Grayedon
A D.32D, you think? Or a 34C. Definitely 32D. Hallie, you have some knockers on you.
- [32:24]
Hallie Bachelder
I'm a D. I want to get mine redone.
- [32:27]
Grayedon
Yeah, you're insane.
- [32:28]
Hallie Bachelder
I just feel like they look real and it's.
- [32:30]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [32:32]
Lauren
No, do you think since after last night, you're like, wait, my tits look so good. Like I want them to look like that forever?
- [32:37]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah. Yeah. I just like love when they're up like that. They drop after three months and then they're like real again. Yeah, but like, like when they're up to my chin, I'm like, they look real.
- [32:45]
Grayedon
But then you can also push them up like that.
- [32:48]
Hallie Bachelder
I don't know. I just like, want surgery again.
- [32:51]
Grayedon
Okay.
- [32:52]
Hallie Bachelder
Anyways, I think Lauren got that one right too. Even though I say full C, I think she's right. I'm probably a 32D. She knows me better than I do.
- [33:01]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [33:02]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay, what is my most used emoji?
- [33:06]
Grayedon
Oh, can I draw it out?
- [33:08]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah. I feel like even production knows my most used emoji.
- [33:14]
Grayedon
All right.
- [33:15]
Lauren
One, two, three. Cartwheel.
- [33:18]
Hallie Bachelder
It's just so funny.
- [33:20]
Lauren
I use that a lot, too.
- [33:21]
Hallie Bachelder
It just makes everything so unserious. Thank you. It's like getting through my day or.
- [33:26]
Grayedon
The biting of the lip. That's a good one, too.
- [33:28]
Hallie Bachelder
I used to do that one a lot.
- [33:29]
Grayedon
That one's funny.
- [33:30]
Lauren
I do that one too much. Like, I'll literally send that to my dad.
- [33:33]
Grayedon
Okay, we both get a point grade in.
- [33:35]
Lauren
Yay.
- [33:36]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay, this is a good one. What age should I lose my virginity?
- [33:39]
Lauren
I don't know this guess. Like, seven. I don't know.
- [33:45]
Grayedon
Close.
- [33:46]
Hallie Bachelder
Not too far off. It's a normal age.
- [33:49]
Lauren
Okay. One, two, three. Fifteen.
- [33:53]
Grayedon
Thirteen.
- [33:54]
Lauren
What? Thirteen.
- [33:58]
Hallie Bachelder
Lauren, who was I at 13?
- [34:02]
Grayedon
I'm just imagining you being a freshman, though, and then you're, like, young for your age.
- [34:07]
Hallie Bachelder
I was either 14 or 15. I'll give that. Like, I'll give that to you.
- [34:12]
Lauren
Yay.
- [34:14]
Hallie Bachelder
What is my average screen time? You have to remember I watch a lot of peacock on my phone.
- [34:22]
Lauren
Mine's, like, really bad.
- [34:23]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay, ready? Okay, go.
- [34:25]
Grayedon
Okay.
- [34:26]
Lauren
One, two, three.
- [34:27]
Grayedon
Eight hours.
- [34:29]
Hallie Bachelder
18.
- [34:31]
Lauren
That's the whole day.
- [34:32]
Grayedon
No, I subtracted six for sleeping, since that was.
- [34:36]
Hallie Bachelder
That would be like this every waking moment.
- [34:38]
Grayedon
But I'm. I'm on it, like, 12 hours a day. Can we look it up?
- [34:42]
Hallie Bachelder
It's 11 hours and eight minutes.
- [34:44]
Lauren
Oh, my God. Yay.
- [34:46]
Hallie Bachelder
One point for Grady.
- [34:48]
Grayedon
18. I really.
- [34:50]
Hallie Bachelder
18 is crazy.
- [34:51]
Grayedon
Convinced. I gave you six hours for sleep.
- [34:54]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, I don't even sleep, though, and you only give me six hours. I don't have a nine to five. I can sleep till noon if I want to, you know, But I feel.
- [35:00]
Grayedon
Like you don't sleep.
- [35:01]
Hallie Bachelder
I don't. It's a problem. Like, you're always up standing on business.
- [35:07]
Grayedon
You're working on your personal.
- [35:08]
Hallie Bachelder
I'm working on my personal brand. What actress would play me in a cinematic masterpiece in the sense of, like.
- [35:16]
Lauren
Acting or the sense of, like, that person in real life portraying you?
- [35:20]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, who would portray me in a movie?
- [35:23]
Lauren
The best, obviously.
- [35:24]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah, that's a question.
- [35:25]
Grayedon
I misunderstood your question.
- [35:28]
Lauren
Like, the actor itself or the character? Please. Wait. What?
- [35:34]
Hallie Bachelder
This is not that difficult of a question, is it?
- [35:36]
Lauren
Okay, I'll just pick.
- [35:37]
Grayedon
Who do you think would play Hallie in a movie?
- [35:39]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, if you were to cast someone to play me in a movie, who.
- [35:42]
Grayedon
Would be the best Option period.
- [35:44]
Hallie Bachelder
It's been a long night for Greedy.
- [35:46]
Lauren
You know it has. Don't touch my deck.
- [35:51]
Grayedon
Okay. Ready?
- [35:52]
Lauren
No.
- [35:52]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, you're like really bad at this game.
- [35:54]
Lauren
Hold on. I don't think quick.
- [35:56]
Grayedon
Okay, well, I'm just gonna take this one.
- [35:58]
Lauren
Laura. Yeah. Fish take. Take it over. I can't think.
- [36:01]
Grayedon
Three, two, one. Miley Cyrus.
- [36:04]
Hallie Bachelder
She's a singer.
- [36:05]
Grayedon
She's an. Excuse me. Oh, have you not seen the last song?
- [36:09]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, wait, Hannah Montana. Yeah, but like, yeah, people. I get that a lot. I do get that a lot. She get that time.
- [36:15]
Grayedon
She could crush it. Leave just like one tattoo on her. Maybe two.
- [36:19]
Lauren
Leave the snake on her arm.
- [36:21]
Grayedon
Leave the snake on her arm and she would crush it.
- [36:25]
Hallie Bachelder
We. I love her too.
- [36:27]
Lauren
I think she should start acting again because I literally forgot about Hannah Montana until now. Which is funny because like I listen to Hannah Montana every day.
- [36:34]
Grayedon
Guys. The last.
- [36:34]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah, you do listen to Hannah Montana. Like it's like in your recently played.
- [36:39]
Lauren
Yeah, it's in my Spotify. Wrapped like top two and a Montana top two.
- [36:46]
Hallie Bachelder
What was your favorite song from Hannah Montana?
- [36:47]
Lauren
I can't pick one. You can't ask me that. They all mean so much to me.
- [36:52]
Grayedon
Like from Hannah Montana the movie or.
- [36:54]
Lauren
Like from the soundtrack?
- [36:55]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah, this.
- [36:56]
Lauren
All of them.
- [36:57]
Hallie Bachelder
Like you always find your way back home.
- [36:59]
Lauren
And that one's a little generic. I like the ones that people don't really like. Sing like you've been listening sometimes too, because of me.
- [37:06]
Grayedon
But like, see you again.
- [37:08]
Hallie Bachelder
No, see you again. Not from the soundtrack. Lauren.
- [37:11]
Grayedon
I know who is.
- [37:12]
Lauren
That's Miley. I'm talking Hannah.
- [37:15]
Hallie Bachelder
You're talking. Don't offend Hannah. Wait, who? Like, there is a song I was listening to.
- [37:20]
Grayedon
You should be Hannah Montana one year.
- [37:22]
Hallie Bachelder
If we were a movie.
- [37:23]
Lauren
I like the like more like.
- [37:25]
Hallie Bachelder
All right, then pick a song.
- [37:26]
Lauren
Okay, let me look it up. Hold on. Let me look at my library. I don't have a good memory. I love. It's called Love that. Lets go.
- [37:33]
Grayedon
What'd you say?
- [37:34]
Lauren
Love that. Let's go. It's like with Hannah and Billy Ray.
- [37:36]
Grayedon
Can you play it for a second?
- [37:37]
Lauren
Yeah, it's like a cute sad. It's. I don't know if it's about somebody dying.
- [37:43]
Grayedon
Oh my God.
- [37:44]
Hallie Bachelder
Going to camp.
- [37:46]
Grayedon
This is so sad. Grey. And this would make me cry on a day daily.
- [37:55]
Hallie Bachelder
Which is a fun fact. We cannot play.
- [37:57]
Lauren
That's my favorite.
- [37:58]
Grayedon
We can't. Oh, because it's licensed.
- [38:00]
Hallie Bachelder
Look at me. Remembering things.
- [38:02]
Grayedon
I understand that.
- [38:03]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay, let's continue. What is my Favorite sex position. You should know this. Yeah, you should know this.
- [38:10]
Lauren
I think you've done it on me.
- [38:11]
Hallie Bachelder
I've definitely shown you footage.
- [38:13]
Grayedon
We've practiced on a pillow.
- [38:14]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, we were trying to show Ellie in Miami cuz Ellie was like I don't know how to ride dick. So Lauren showed her.
- [38:21]
Grayedon
We put pillows down.
- [38:23]
Hallie Bachelder
Me and Hal. No, I. I was not a part of that.
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Lauren
You were unique.
- [38:27]
Hallie Bachelder
No, you just were. I was recording you doing it.
- [38:30]
Grayedon
I don't. I vividly remember you having a pillow next to me.
- [38:33]
Hallie Bachelder
No, that was a different time. And it wasn't a pillow. How'd I do?
- [38:38]
Lauren
Okay, I'm ready.
- [38:39]
Hallie Bachelder
Actually, I have a few.
- [38:43]
Lauren
Look at her. Cheating.
- [38:45]
Grayedon
No, she just like.
- [38:48]
Lauren
1, 2, 3.
- [38:49]
Grayedon
Cowgirl, cowgirl and bondage.
- [38:54]
Lauren
Bondage isn't a move.
- [38:57]
Grayedon
Bondage accessories and cowgirl remove.
- [39:00]
Hallie Bachelder
Not definitely not at the same time. Yeah. Cowgirl's fun though. It's just the quickest and the easiest. And then being my moon bite, leave my apartment.
- [39:08]
Lauren
You like to be in control.
- [39:10]
Grayedon
She does, yeah. Sorry.
- [39:19]
Lauren
Are you in the closet watching them? Damn.
- [39:23]
Grayedon
She answered that with her full chest.
- [39:25]
Lauren
Okay, Chris Jenner.
- [39:27]
Grayedon
She does.
- [39:27]
Hallie Bachelder
Yes.
- [39:31]
Grayedon
I'm cry.
- [39:32]
Lauren
Okay. Unfortunately, I do have to go to the airport.
- [39:35]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay. I love you.
- [39:37]
Lauren
It is time for big greedy goose to leave. I need to catch a flight home.
- [39:41]
Grayedon
Guys. I have tears in my eyes.
- [39:42]
Lauren
That was a fun game. That was a really fun game. Okay, well, I love you guys.
- [39:47]
Grayedon
I love you more.
- [39:48]
Lauren
Kiss. Wow.
- [39:50]
Hallie Bachelder
Don't throw up.
- [39:51]
Lauren
Okay. It's my favorite little brush in. Yeah, obviously.
- [39:55]
Hallie Bachelder
Or Exit row.
- [39:56]
Lauren
Yeah, Exit row.
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Grayedon
Finally, I am in control.
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Hallie Bachelder
My life is opera. There is no reason in Opera Maria.
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Hallie Bachelder
Okay, well, Greedon had to head to the airport. I don't know what other plans he has or what other friends he has besides us, but he had to go somewhere. So we're just gonna wrap this up with Lauren. My beautiful, gorgeous. How are we?
- [41:02]
Grayedon
I'm good. Someone called me a model last night.
- [41:04]
Hallie Bachelder
Someone called you a model last night.
- [41:05]
Grayedon
Yeah, don't you remember?
- [41:09]
Hallie Bachelder
I was, like, shocked by how good they. I mean, you could be.
- [41:12]
Grayedon
No, but me and you both were like, wait, I don't remember that. Live. Live.
- [41:18]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, wait, yeah.
- [41:19]
Grayedon
That was really nice of her. I was like, you're so kind.
- [41:22]
Hallie Bachelder
I like how that's the first thing you wanted to bring up. So someone called me a model last night. Now I'm second guessing my career.
- [41:29]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [41:30]
Hallie Bachelder
What else?
- [41:31]
Grayedon
I don't know. I told me about your night. I left you at, like.
- [41:33]
Hallie Bachelder
I know you always go home so early.
- [41:35]
Grayedon
It was like, 1:30. I left at 1:30.
- [41:39]
Hallie Bachelder
No, you didn't.
- [41:40]
Grayedon
Okay, I left at 1.
- [41:41]
Hallie Bachelder
You're rounding up.
- [41:42]
Grayedon
Okay, I left at 1 and I was in bed by 1:30.
- [41:44]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay, fine. No, but, like, that was good. You drank. I saw you with a drink in hand. I think I took, like, 15 shots. Like, but, like, I'm not even kidding. I kept taking them, and I was. Okay. I mean, I do have, like, a hollow leg. I can drink, but I swear I have a hollow leg.
- [42:02]
Grayedon
I don't know what that means.
- [42:03]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, it just go somewhere. Alcohol.
- [42:05]
Grayedon
Like a boot.
- [42:07]
Hallie Bachelder
No, like, I have a hollow leg. Like, this one's made of, like, beautiful.
- [42:10]
Grayedon
One'S made out of.
- [42:10]
Hallie Bachelder
This one's just empty. And that's where all the alcohol goes. That's why I can drink a lot.
- [42:14]
Grayedon
This is what I mean. You speak in idioms. You're like.
- [42:17]
Hallie Bachelder
What is that?
- [42:18]
Grayedon
Like, you're really, like. You're like. Like, I don't know that many idioms.
- [42:22]
Hallie Bachelder
Well, you always say that, though. I do? You always. Yeah, you do.
- [42:25]
Grayedon
And I don't know any of them. And then you always have to explain them to me.
- [42:28]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, yeah. It's one of our pastimes. Also. We people don't know that your first language is not English.
- [42:35]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [42:35]
Hallie Bachelder
This is important. Yeah.
- [42:37]
Grayedon
I didn't speak English until I was, like, six.
- [42:39]
Hallie Bachelder
Wait, really?
- [42:40]
Grayedon
Yeah, because I, like, went to, like, Russian school. I, like, grew up in, like, a Russian Jewish community. Like, I didn't need English.
- [42:48]
Hallie Bachelder
Can you play tennis?
- [42:49]
Grayedon
And I played tennis with all the Russians.
- [42:52]
Hallie Bachelder
So, like, are you. Yeah. Okay.
- [42:54]
Grayedon
I didn't really need English. And then I got to school. My mom said I started teaching my.
- [42:58]
Hallie Bachelder
You know, I didn't play sports in high school.
- [43:00]
Grayedon
Really?
- [43:01]
Hallie Bachelder
I had to. But I wasn't good at playing sports in high school.
- [43:03]
Grayedon
What were you Good.
- [43:04]
Hallie Bachelder
Because I was like a deer on ice. That's an idiom production. Okay. Deer on ice. I was walking around Yeah, I don't have good legs. I have gray legs, but I don't have good legs for sports. Like, you know what I mean?
- [43:14]
Grayedon
You have good hand. I feel like.
- [43:18]
Hallie Bachelder
Did you just say a good hand? Eye.
- [43:19]
Grayedon
Hand. Eye coordination.
- [43:21]
Hallie Bachelder
And I'm cross eyed. I don't believe my hands. Eye. I see two things.
- [43:23]
Grayedon
Oh, my God. But then I just remember the summer you were playing racket sports with me and you were pretty good.
- [43:30]
Hallie Bachelder
No, I'm not bad. I'm like, sneaky athletic. Like, you could. You've seen me.
- [43:34]
Grayedon
Yeah. I need to see you on a horse, though.
- [43:36]
Hallie Bachelder
What?
- [43:41]
Grayedon
No.
- [43:41]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, you're so weird. No, but I need to see you on the horse, though.
- [43:50]
Grayedon
That came out wrong. You keep saying that you want to get on a horse.
- [43:55]
Hallie Bachelder
When did we have this conversation? I've never talked about getting on a horse. Oh, it's Paige.
- [44:02]
Grayedon
With Paige.
- [44:03]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
- [44:03]
Grayedon
Yeah. And then I don't know why that would be a sport, but you keep saying that you'd be really good.
- [44:09]
Hallie Bachelder
I feel like you could have gone for any other sport, like lacrosse, field hockey, volleyball, but you chose horseback riding. Once I played ice hockey as like, an eighth grader. Because you had to play a sport. That's at school. I went to, like, you had to play sport in the fall winter, and that's kind of crazy. And if you didn't, you had to be in theater. And I was like, I'm not gonna be a weirdo. I like that. That wasn't cool at the school I went to.
- [44:32]
Grayedon
I mean, is it cool?
- [44:34]
Hallie Bachelder
I don't know. Some people are really good at it. It was just not my thing. My thing wasn't sports either. So I played ice hockey, and I was so bad. I was literally a deer on ice. And I gave my own teammate a concussion. I accidentally put my stick in her skate and she had to wear a neck brace for a month and a half.
- [44:55]
Grayedon
You put a girl in a neck brace?
- [44:57]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah. So sorry. Sally. Her name was Sally.
- [45:01]
Grayedon
Wait.
- [45:02]
Hallie Bachelder
Poor girl. I was so uncomfortable.
- [45:03]
Grayedon
Sports weren't your thing. What was your thing in high school?
- [45:07]
Hallie Bachelder
You know, eating disorders.
- [45:13]
Grayedon
Oh, right.
- [45:15]
Hallie Bachelder
What else? I'm so sorry about that. Thank you. You're welcome. But I. That got me out of a lot of sports, actually.
- [45:23]
Grayedon
Yeah, you probably had. No, like, you literally couldn't play them.
- [45:26]
Hallie Bachelder
I was a manager, though. They still made me manage the team. Like, actually I got hepatitis, which I got alcohol poisoning. Accidentally on mono. It was like the first time I ever drank. It was like before I sweet 16 and I chugged a full Bottle of vodka. I mixed every clear liquid that was in my parents liquor cabinet. So they didn't know. I like, took it and stole it and I put together and then I chugged the water bottle. And like, I was 14 and I was like the youngest in my class because I was really smart and beautiful. So I didn't know, like, that would make you sick. I was mixing gin, whiskey. It was the most disgusting concoction. And it was all clear liquid, so it looked like it would look like water. And so I got really sick and I didn't know I had mono at the time. And so my liver, like, got really swollen. That was like hepatitis B or something.
- [46:11]
Grayedon
Oh, my God.
- [46:12]
Hallie Bachelder
I know.
- [46:13]
Grayedon
What did your parents say? They said, don't steal her liquor.
- [46:18]
Hallie Bachelder
They said, 42, five down the drain. That was my tuition. They were very disappointed in me. Bryn was such an angel, you know, she's the complete opposite. My older sister is like an angel. Didn't drink until she was like 18. I sound like, like, that's an accomplishment. Like, but like, she was really good. Didn't drink, like, didn't go out much. Didn't drink. And I was the prop, the child that, like, they had to deal with all the experiences with first. Like, oh, as a parent, what do we do here? They wanted to ground me for nine months and send me back to karate. So as a 14 year old who like, was like, now, like, karate was not cool to do as like a 14 year old. So I was like, okay, like, now I have to like, put on my gi and put on my little bell and go to karate class on a Saturday morning.
- [47:04]
Grayedon
Halle's a brown belt.
- [47:06]
Hallie Bachelder
No. Yeah. Fun fact. I am a brown belt.
- [47:08]
Grayedon
Like, literally, Halle, like, she's small, but she's so mighty. Like, you can like, there's been times where you're like, well, like, arm wrestle. Not like literally, but we haven't like, arm wrestling.
- [47:18]
Hallie Bachelder
That's just pilates.
- [47:19]
Grayedon
No, Halle, you are strong as. Yeah, it's like freaky.
- [47:24]
Hallie Bachelder
Oh, yeah. Like, my hands are certified weapons.
- [47:26]
Grayedon
Yes. Like, you could literally take me out.
- [47:29]
Hallie Bachelder
Don't test me. Don't test me, Becky. Anyways, what else? What else? Sorry, that was a tangent. You're actually better than I thought you were gonna be on here.
- [47:38]
Grayedon
I just don't like to like, see myself.
- [47:41]
Hallie Bachelder
No, wait, I like that. I like that.
- [47:42]
Grayedon
I like this a lot better.
- [47:44]
Hallie Bachelder
She's like the back end.
- [47:45]
Grayedon
I'm like, better behind the scenes, but I'm like, try. They are like, force. Not forcing me, but they're encouraging me. They're encouraging me to post.
- [47:55]
Hallie Bachelder
I feel like you're, like, so, like, such a natural. You're like, it's just meant to be podcast. This is really good for you.
- [48:02]
Grayedon
Like, maybe I'll get comfortable. I'm trying. I'm starting to. I'm gonna post.
- [48:07]
Hallie Bachelder
She's spreading her legs.
- [48:08]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [48:09]
Hallie Bachelder
Or wings or whatever you call it. What's the. That's an idiom, right? Spread your wings.
- [48:12]
Grayedon
Spread my wings.
- [48:13]
Hallie Bachelder
You can spread your legs, too.
- [48:15]
Grayedon
No, Like, Hal, you're so supportive, it's insane.
- [48:18]
Hallie Bachelder
I am. It's kind. Others are.
- [48:20]
Grayedon
Oh, my God. It's kind.
- [48:22]
Hallie Bachelder
It's just kindness.
- [48:24]
Grayedon
Kindness is so important.
- [48:25]
Hallie Bachelder
Lauren brings up this conversation every week.
- [48:29]
Grayedon
I've never. Okay. We are at a house party. Halle's hammered. Hammered. We're sitting on the couch, and I'm like.
- [48:38]
Hallie Bachelder
I stand by what I said, by the way.
- [48:40]
Grayedon
I'm like, listen. I'm sober. I'm, like, listening into her conversation. She's, like, spewing about kindness for 20 minutes. She's like, I just value kindness. Like, it's so important to be kind. Like, I'm. And I'm. I'm like, listen. Like, I don't know if my face. If you could tell. Like, Hallie's looking at me. She goes, what do you think? Like, kindness, right? Like, we're so kind. Like, so important. I'm like, whatever you think. I literally said that. I go, whatever you think. And then in the morning, I look at her and I go, ali, we're not that kind. Wait, wait.
- [49:15]
Hallie Bachelder
What was I even talking about? I'm, like, not even that kind. Like, I was really going on and on about kindness. Kindness is important, though. Like, I will stand by that. Yes, but it's not the way that.
- [49:25]
Grayedon
You were speaking about it. Like, literally seemed like you were a fairy angel goddess.
- [49:29]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, it was a. A pillar in my life.
- [49:32]
Grayedon
Kindness.
- [49:32]
Hallie Bachelder
I have kindness, like, above my bedroom.
- [49:35]
Grayedon
She wakes up and, like, says kindness first thing.
- [49:38]
Hallie Bachelder
And, like, I think I was spewing this to production, and they had to listen.
- [49:42]
Grayedon
But, like, they don't know. They didn't, like, know you well, they.
- [49:45]
Hallie Bachelder
Were paid to listen.
- [49:46]
Grayedon
They were. No.
- [49:47]
Hallie Bachelder
Literally get up and walk away.
- [49:48]
Grayedon
No, like, they were, like, so into it with you, and, like, they didn't know.
- [49:52]
Hallie Bachelder
They had to be. And they had to be in it with me.
- [49:55]
Grayedon
Yeah. And then I was just there being like. And I was, like, trying to make eye contact with production being like, are you, like, are you guys okay? Like, you don't have to Listen to this.
- [50:05]
Hallie Bachelder
You're like, you can get up if.
- [50:06]
Grayedon
You want to get up at any moment. Like, I promise she won't yell.
- [50:11]
Hallie Bachelder
I probably would have continued talking about kindness.
- [50:14]
Grayedon
They left.
- [50:14]
Hallie Bachelder
Or I would have been like, see, that's not kind.
- [50:17]
Grayedon
They would have got up and left. And how. He was just talking to nobody. Kindness.
- [50:21]
Hallie Bachelder
Kindness.
- [50:22]
Grayedon
And so now it's very important I bring it up every week because she does something kind and I'm like.
- [50:31]
Hallie Bachelder
I'll.
- [50:32]
Grayedon
Be like, oh, well.
- [50:33]
Hallie Bachelder
Kindness. So that's why that happened. So, like, you made a reservation at our favorite restaurant. Kindness.
- [50:38]
Grayedon
Kindness. She'll repost my video. Kindness. It's just kindness. So important.
- [50:45]
Hallie Bachelder
That's.
- [50:46]
Grayedon
So should we go get kindness? That should be our matching tattoo.
- [50:50]
Hallie Bachelder
I'm not tattooing kindness on my body. Even though I really care about it.
- [50:53]
Grayedon
Make it a pillar.
- [50:56]
Hallie Bachelder
I'm dead.
- [50:56]
Grayedon
I like that.
- [50:57]
Hallie Bachelder
Diabolical. That's what I knew. I need to, like, take a break from the bottle.
- [51:00]
Grayedon
That was a. You were so serious. Like, oh.
- [51:03]
Hallie Bachelder
Like, I was probably cross eyed. You.
- [51:04]
Grayedon
And I knew that if I accepted being a Cali. What? I would have been annihilated.
- [51:08]
Hallie Bachelder
Yeah.
- [51:09]
Grayedon
Kindness.
- [51:09]
Hallie Bachelder
But that wouldn't have been kind.
- [51:10]
Grayedon
So maybe like, so maybe that was my moment.
- [51:12]
Hallie Bachelder
That was your moment to step in.
- [51:15]
Grayedon
That was so funny.
- [51:17]
Hallie Bachelder
So me and Lauren actually do want to get matching tattoos, but it won't be of kindness. We actually.
- [51:23]
Grayedon
Even though it's super important.
- [51:25]
Hallie Bachelder
You found a couple good ones.
- [51:26]
Grayedon
Yes.
- [51:27]
Hallie Bachelder
What is your favorite? The fig.
- [51:28]
Grayedon
I want to get, like, the fig. So we have, like two halves of a fig.
- [51:31]
Hallie Bachelder
Is that a vegetable?
- [51:33]
Grayedon
It's like a fruit.
- [51:34]
Hallie Bachelder
We should figure that out before we put it into our body.
- [51:36]
Grayedon
I just think, like, they're just cute. Okay. Another idea was like, I would be, like, holding like, a bottle and Halle would have an open. Okay, wait, wait. This is.
- [51:45]
Hallie Bachelder
Let me explain.
- [51:46]
Grayedon
Mine would be like an alcohol bottle pouring into Halle's glass.
- [51:51]
Hallie Bachelder
Yes.
- [51:52]
Grayedon
So like, when we were, like, next to each other, mine would be like. It'd be like a bottle dipping into, like, her glass.
- [51:57]
Hallie Bachelder
How would that look individually, though? It would look like you're an alcoholic, which is a bottle of alcohol on your body.
- [52:03]
Grayedon
Well, it would be like a single line drawing. Okay. Maybe. Okay, I don't like that one. I don't like that one. What else?
- [52:11]
Hallie Bachelder
But we just need to get, like, matching. Yeah. You have quite the collection. I am.
- [52:15]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [52:16]
Hallie Bachelder
It's one of those things where, like, I want to spend money on it, but, like, I don't want to spend Money on it.
- [52:20]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [52:20]
Hallie Bachelder
Because it's kind of expensive.
- [52:22]
Grayedon
I know. Every time I, like, get a paycheck, I'm like, okay, like, this is gonna be the one where I get a tattoo. And then I think about.
- [52:29]
Hallie Bachelder
I don't even. I have a snake, A massive snake in my arm. I don't even like snakes.
- [52:32]
Grayedon
I know. You were manic.
- [52:34]
Hallie Bachelder
I was manic. It was a slow Tuesday.
- [52:36]
Grayedon
Like, literally have no idea. You just, like, posted on your Snapchat. I was like, what the.
- [52:40]
Hallie Bachelder
No. That was so weird to me.
- [52:41]
Grayedon
There was a point, though. I was obsessed, too. Like, I was always getting them. I, like, couldn't stop.
- [52:45]
Hallie Bachelder
No. Yeah. It's an addiction. Like, it's fun. I also love needles, clearly. So, like, I was like, what's another needle in the arm? Wait, no.
- [52:55]
Grayedon
Whoa.
- [52:55]
Hallie Bachelder
You know what I mean?
- [52:57]
Grayedon
It's okay. Not the hair, but now we'll, like. We'll think of some. I really like the fig. I think that would be really cute. Or, like, two halves of something. Like, I'm not gonna get. We're not gonna get yin and yang. But something. Something really cute. Cute I'll find. Yeah, I like fig, and I think it's a cute shape.
- [53:19]
Hallie Bachelder
Just tell me when and where.
- [53:21]
Grayedon
Okay. And there's another one that I want to get. So, like, let's just go do it. Do them together.
- [53:25]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay. I want to get a couple of my hands.
- [53:27]
Grayedon
Yeah.
- [53:27]
Hallie Bachelder
Okay. Perfect. Okay, well, that's a wrap, guys. We will keep you updated on our tattoo journeys. I'll see you guys next week. Go, like, subscribe. Show some love. Five stars, Six stars. Seven stars. I don't know, but yeah. Thank you.
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