Margot's POV of Mr. Mustache Man...

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: "Margot's POV of Mr. Mustache Man..."

Date: July 2, 2026
Host: Hallie Batchelder
Guest: Margot (Hallie’s best friend and former college roommate)

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Episode Overview

In this unfiltered, hilarious, and nostalgic episode, Hallie reunites with her longtime bestie Margot for an honest deep-dive into their wildest dating escapades, most questionable decisions, college anecdotes, and all things sex, relationships, and friendship. The main thread follows Hallie’s recent romantic adventure with the enigmatic "Mr. Sexy Pants" (aka Mr. Mustache Man), with Margot providing her spicy, honest perspective from the sidelines. The episode is packed with stories of debaucherous nights, college lore, supportive (if mischievous) friendship, and a candid Q&A with listener-submitted questions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introducing Margot & Their Dynamic [01:27]

• Hallie and Margot’s friendship, history, and why their nights out tend to spiral into legendary stories.
• Quote (Hallie): “We’ve known each other for way too long. Our livers hate it.” [01:36]
• Both reflect on how their memory banks are essentially "blurred film reels" from years of partying.

2. The Mr. Sexy Pants Saga: Hallie's New Crush [02:14 – 13:41]

• Margot recounts being with Hallie the day she met “Mr. Sexy Pants” at a bar/restaurant; group of girlfriends, drinks, and instant attraction.
• The two describe their group’s groupie-esque fixation with the hot waiter and Hallie’s uncharacteristic nervousness.
  • Quote (Margot): “Every single girl at the establishment was gawking at him.” [02:25]
  • Quote (Hallie): “I got so nervous. That’s not like me.” [04:53]
• The group transitions from a block party to drinks, multiple table changes, and then, after hours of banter, Hallie and Mr. Sexy Pants finally exchange numbers.
  • Quote (Hallie): “We were there for, like, five hours. I was like, we’re not leaving until, like, we get this man’s number.” [05:54]
  • Quote (Margot): “I’m, like, trying to coach her on what to say…you just drew a blank.” [06:02]
• After his shift, he joins them, and the evening moves locations, culminating in some PDA at Dante’s.
  • Quote (Hallie): “We started making out at the table…Margo’s like, you’re totally going home with him.” [07:08–07:33]
• The night turns even more explicit when Hallie describes their “not-quite-sex” night back at his place, complete with oral adventures, self-pleasure, and an array of sex toys from Hallie’s infamous drawer.
  • Quote (Halle): “Like, what we were doing was a lot more intimate…” [08:32]
  • Margot compares Mr. Sexy Pants’ vibe to a “Princess Diaries” heartthrob: “He’s giving like, the…from Princess Diaries. Like her crush with the sunglasses.” [08:42]
• Hallie details their follow-up dates, his hands-on/affectionate style, and “freak in the sheets” energy, including shroom-infused sexcapades.
  • Quote (Hallie): “He just wanted to please me. I was like, this is amazing. He’s a giver.” [18:31-18:35]
  • “He wanted to smash in the bathroom…But I’m not getting my membership revoked over your beautiful big dick.” [10:40]
• Both women analyze dating ‘types,’ sexual boundaries, communication in bed, and the early stages of (mutual) love bombing.
  • Quote (Margot): “I do fear there’s a little bit of like, Love Bomber-esque in here.” [20:23]
  • Quote (Halle): "I wouldn’t consider myself really a Love bomber at all though. I feel like it’s just playful how I'm being…” [20:33]

3. Friendship, Threesomes, and “Husband Material” [21:08 – 26:28]

• Memories of college threesomes and sharing crushes, with playful boundary checks.
  • Discussion of whether Hallie would get jealous if she liked someone she was sharing.
    • Quote (Margot): “When you like someone… you are very protective. Like, don’t even look at them.” [22:30]
    • Both share a legendary story of a near-threesome with a mutual crush, ending in a PG “sharing” session for moral support.
      • “Picture two bodies lying down like this. This guy’s going down on both of us…looking at each other.” [25:34]
• Roasts about Hallie’s selective cuddling policy and transactional hookup habits.

4. Sex Positivity, College Lore & Friend Group Antics [26:52 – 36:28]

• Vivid stories from college: Sigma Chi “roster crossing,” freshman year wildness, and the infamous “stripper pole in the living room.”
• Discussion of how both women navigated relationships, hookups, and the mythos of their party house.
  • Quote (Hallie): “I would lap the house parties and be like, you’re coming home with me.” [28:25]
  • Quote (Margot): “We literally kept the couch that I think was in there. We moved in. It was disgusting.” [40:49]
  • The legendary installation of a (dangerous) stripper pole by random guys off the street, followed by sketchy but memorable times.
• Reflecting on old “Cougar Formal” and relinquishing cougar status for “Mr. Sexy Pants”-style younger men.

5. The Mr. Mustache Man Origin Story [47:24 – 54:26]

• Margot’s iconic hookup with “Mr. Mustache Man”—a much older, mustachioed semi-celebrity.
  • Summer flings turned into wild NYC adventures, including being put in coffins at immersive theater, and starring in a Riff Raff music video.
  • Their age difference—Margot being 19 to his 38—discussed with both awareness and honesty.
• The girls analyze what it was like to hook up with celebrities and how the stories have only grown more outrageous with time.

6. Sex, Love, and Being “Babies in Life” [54:28 – 57:19]

• Advice for lost 22-year-olds: Everyone feels lost post-grad; take your time, embrace chaos, and give yourself grace.
  • Quote (Margot): “You’re a freshman in life.” [56:21]
  • Quote (Halle): “You’d think you have it figured out…you’re literally not even scraping the surface.” [56:31]
• Discussion of post-grad anxiety, job-hunting, leaning on your support network, comparison syndrome, and taking unconventional paths.

7. Listener Q&A & Walk of Shame Stories [37:24 – 43:02]

• Wildest “walk of shame” stories: cowgirl outfits traversing campus, escaping haunted frat houses full of mushrooms and ghosts, and post-the-party mornings in the parents’ kitchen.
• Most embarrassing blackout and drunken adventure tales: Hallie’s Justin Bieber concert disaster, running around naked, and passing out with her best friends still filming her.
  • Quote (Margot): “Hallie’s so drunk. I wake up in the middle of the night…Hallie’s throwing up all over us in the bed.” [59:41]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Meeting Mr. Sexy Pants:
  “Every single girl at the establishment was gawking at him.” – Margot [02:25]

• On Nerves Around Attractive Men:
  “I got so nervous. That's not like me.” – Hallie [04:53]

• On Hallie’s Sex Drawer:
  “He blindfolded me and like, I was just like, just pick something from my drawer and surprise me… I have every toy you can think of, every butt plug you can think of. Silicone, steel. And I also have nipple clamps.” – Hallie [11:32-12:54]

• On Cuddling Habits:
  “I don’t do that [sleepover]. He wanted to cuddle and I was like, I have to be up really early.” – Hallie [13:32]

• On Affection Types:
  “You like someone who's gonna be, like, all over [you], touchy, and maybe a freak in the sheets.” – Margot [11:03]

• On Navigating Early Adult Life:
  “You’re a freshman in life.” – Margot [56:21]
  “Don’t compare yourself to anyone else’s timeline.” – Hallie [57:09]

• On the ‘Walk of Shame’ King/Queen:
  “She is the queen of walk of shame.” – Hallie [37:24]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Introducing Margot & Friendship Stories – [01:27]
• How They Met Mr. Sexy Pants & That Night – [02:14–08:00]
• First Sexcapades & Sex Drawer Exploration – [08:12–13:41]
• Dating Styles, Affection, and Communication – [14:19–22:38]
• College Threesome/Love Triangle Lore – [22:39–26:28]
• College Hookup Lore & Party House Tales – [26:52–36:28]
• Mr. Mustache Man Origins & Celeb Hookups – [47:24–54:26]
• Advice for Twenty Somethings & Reflection – [54:28–57:19]
• Listener Q&A: Walks of Shame & Blackout Stories – [37:24; 57:28–59:56]

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Tone, Vibes, and Takeaways

• Unfiltered and playful: The girls don’t shy away from explicit details, from their wildest sex tales to drunken debacles.
• Nostalgic and supportive: At its heart, the episode is about lasting friendship that survives—and thrives—on chaos, commiseration, and radical honesty.
• Empowering & Sexy: Hallie’s open approach to sex, self-discovery, and setting her own rules is refreshing and relatable for listeners navigating the dating scene and adulthood.

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Final Thoughts

If you’ve ever needed permission to make mistakes, laugh off your hottest messes, or shamelessly go after the “Mr. Sexy Pants” types—while relying on your bestie to both gas you up and reel you in—this episode is the ultimate girls-just-wanna-have-fun manifesto. It’s extra honest, extra flirty, and, as promised, Extra Dirty.

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Next episode tease: Will Hallie actually fall for Mr. Sexy Pants? Will there be more infamous threeways, or will Margot exact her revenge with her own hot suitor? Until next week… cheers to Hot Girl Summer!

Transcript

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[Margot]

I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm like hearing this like, noise. It's like I look over and Hallie's throwing up all over us in the bed. And then she, she wakes up and she's like, why did you throw up everywhere? I'm like, halle, that was. And I'm let's get extra Dirty.

[Halle]

Okay, guys. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. I have one of my favorite people in the whole world on.

[Margot]

Hello, It's Margot.

[Halle]

She's back on the pod. For those of you who are uninformed and don't know, Margot is my college roommate slash best friend. We've known each other for way too long. Our livers hate it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Hate us both.

[Margot]

We're going on like 10 plus years.

[Halle]

That's really scary how old we are.

[Margot]

There's a lot of memories.

[Halle]

A lot of memories and a lot of blurred memories. Me and Margo have been on like a bender this week. In the last episode I did, it was a solo and I was kind of giving some insight to how I've been like, really free spirited and dating and like being a.

[Margot]

It's been so fun to watch.

[Halle]

Yeah, I have to, like, get your side of it because you were there when we met.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Mr. Sexy Pants.

[Halle]

Can you nickname that or what should his nickname be?

[Margot]

I think Sexy Pants is appropriate.

[Halle]

I think Mr. Sexy Pants, he is the most hot guy I've ever seen my whole life.

[Margot]

No, he's literally gorgeous. Like every single girl at the establishment was gawking at him.

[Halle]

But I was comparing it to like, you know Samantha Jones, that episode where, like, she's at that really, like, gross vegan restaurant and everyone sitting around. No, because just the Jerry guy.

[Margot]

Okay. Yes.

[Halle]

Is the waiter. And everyone's waiting it out and, like, eyeing each other. That's how it felt.

[Margot]

And he is like, sexiness kind of equivalent. No, he and, like, younger. And you're Samantha.

[Halle]

I was like, oh, my God. That literally is. He is younger. I thought he was, like, gonna be older, though.

[Margot]

I know, but I feel like he's like, appropriate younger and like, he acts more mature. But I think we need to, like, go back to the beginning of Sunday because it started as wholesome.

[Halle]

It was a wholesome day.

[Margot]

The sun was shining.

[Halle]

The sun was beating down on our beautiful dewy skin.

[Margot]

We went to Chinatown.

[Halle]

We went to Chinatown for K. Beau Favorite K Beauty products.

[Margot]

Then we walked the west side Highway. Very wholesome.

[Halle]

I was trying to get my steps in because my aura ring.

[Margot]

And then our best friend asked us

[Halle]

to be in her wedding.

[Margot]

Yes.

[Halle]

We had to have a couple cocktails to celebrate, obviously.

[Margot]

And then we stumbled upon a block party.

[Halle]

Yeah. We didn't stumble upon it. You were very set on going to said block party.

[Margot]

I was set on going to set blob party. So we drink a bottle of wine

[Halle]

at said block party out of solo cups.

[Margot]

Even though we got there as it ended. And since it was ending, we were like, we should go have a glass of wine somewhere else.

[Halle]

Yep.

[Margot]

So.

[Halle]

And that we did. And we gathered a fun group of girls.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And we said, let's see what's available for outside seating.

[Margot]

Right.

[Halle]

And it was almost like the stars were aligned because we got there and all of a sudden Mr. Sexy Pants greased us. Right.

[Margot]

And at first I saw some, like, girl talking to him at the front. And I was like, oh, like, must be his girlfriend. Like bummer or whatever. Cuz he's like, very fashionably, normally dressed. Like, you wouldn't know this man is working at the establishment. And then all of a sudden, that girl steps away and he's like, how many are you girls? And I'm like.

[Halle]

I was like, we're seven.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Hi.

[Halle]

We're going to be ten.

[Margot]

We're ten.

[Halle]

He sat us and I was like, I've never. Like, we were like, yeah.

[Margot]

We couldn't, like, stop staring like dolls on the floor.

[Halle]

It was like kind of like. Like we were. I felt like I was being weird at a moment in time.

[Margot]

You, like, got nervous.

[Halle]

I got so nervous.

[Margot]

Which is. And I don't get nervous.

[Halle]

Around guys, you don't.

[Margot]

But when there's a guy you like, kind of like, you, like, do.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

And you like. Yeah, but, like, in a cute way.

[Halle]

Who's the last guy you saw?

[Margot]

Me, like, my second cousin.

[Halle]

Oh, your second cousin.

[Margot]

Yeah. That's another story.

[Halle]

Yeah, I used to hook up with Margot's cousin, but, like, they didn't know that we were related until a funeral. But that's.

[Margot]

We'll get to that later, right?

[Halle]

Okay. So, yeah, we're sitting there, and we're just like. Every time he would come over, we'd be like.

[Margot]

Like, all giddy, staring at him. And then I feel like the drinks started being served.

[Halle]

Yeah. The watercolors were out.

[Margot]

And I definitely was like, what's your name? And then I feel like that started us kind of talking to him.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

But then we had more people join us. I think we had to move tables, like, seven times. But he was very accommodating.

[Halle]

Extremely accommodating.

[Margot]

And so that kind of started a banter. We were moving from inside to outside, all these different tables, expanding our party. And then we. For whatever reason, we moved back inside. And at that point, he, like, walked over the patio.

[Halle]

Seating was closed for the night. And we were like, we are. I'm not leaving this establishment. We were there for, like, five hours.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I was like, we're not leaving until, like, we get this man's number.

[Margot]

And, like, I'm, like, trying to coach her on, like, what to say. I think you just, like, drew a blank because you were like, he's so cute. It was like, Gideon nervous. She's like, I don't know what to say.

[Halle]

And that's so not like, me.

[Margot]

I know my brand.

[Halle]

Honestly, I was kind of, like, embarrassed.

[Margot]

So we were, like, going through how to approach him. And then, for whatever reason, he came over, and we started talking. And then I feel like you had, like, a. You had a good, like, in line. You were like, so how many girls, like, ask for your number? And then he was like, well, I wanted to ask for yours or something.

[Halle]

Yeah. He's like, I was gonna ask you on the way out.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And I was like, no.

[Margot]

We were like. So then screaming in his face, we were like, well, when's your shift over? And he was like, actually, it's over right now.

[Halle]

And we were like, whenever I say it's over. And I'm like, that's so hot.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And then all the hostesses, other waitresses were, like, watching this man leave with five girls. And, like, the hostess that he was working with on the way out, pulled Jojo aside and was like, please don't give him this ego boost.

[Margot]

She was like, this happens every day. Like, don't boast. Boost his ego. Meanwhile, we're all, like, skipping off into the sunset with him.

[Halle]

Literally, skip. And then I. We started making out at the table.

[Margot]

Well, then we went to Dante. We were like, oh, like, let's go somewhere else. Because he couldn't hang out at the establishment because he works there. So we walked down to Dante, and we got some steak and some pasta and more red wine. And then they were getting really cuddly, and they're making out at the table to Sunday night. And I think, like, one of our friends is literally, like, recording the entire thing now.

[Halle]

We have all the pictures. I almost want to share with the class and just blur out his face. And then I went back with him. Margo's like, you're totally going home with him. I'm like, I just met this man.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Right?

[Margot]

But I was like, don't.

[Halle]

How crazy.

[Margot]

Because we were talking dates. Like, you guys were, like, planning a date for the week. So I was like, we're playing matching tattoos. We were. Texts were sent out. I texted a tattoo artist because they wanted tattoos. And I was like, are you in New York? Good thing he didn't reply until the next morning.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Yeah.

[Halle]

This is why we need a babysitter. Us two together.

[Margot]

So then you went home and. Yeah, I'm curious about his apartment. It kind of looks like a cute little, like, hobbit loft.

[Halle]

I don't know. I didn't even care.

[Margot]

It doesn't matter.

[Halle]

We put on. What's that movie? Devil Wears Prada.

[Margot]

Oh, I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, that's fun.

[Halle]

No, we put it on, and then I said I wasn't gonna sleep with him, so I, like, blew him for a second.

[Margot]

Oh, perfect.

[Halle]

And then he just, like, jerked off on me.

[Margot]

Okay, that's fun.

[Halle]

I was like, oh, we should have just, like, banged at that point.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like, what we were doing was, like, a lot more intimate.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Right?

[Margot]

Well, I don't know. I feel like that's, like, baby steps, you know, like, working your way up to last night.

[Halle]

I know, but we did everything. But, yeah, last night. I gotta tell you about last night,

[Margot]

but I will say, okay. Tall, sexy, handsome, kind of like a dirty blonde, long hair. Like, he's giving, like, the. From Princess Diaries. Like, her crush with the sunglasses.

[Halle]

He is giving that. Oh, my God, he's so hot. And he's just so Sexual?

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

He, like. Is he like.

[Halle]

It's a little too sexual? I mean, yeah, like, he's just very, like, touchy and like PDA and like. So last night I brought him to like, my favorite date spot. Honestly, I bring every guy I go on a date with to shame Margot, and they always sit us at that one table.

[Margot]

I've never gone on a date there.

[Halle]

And no, I brought at least five guys in the past month there. I think they think I'm running like a business court. Business. I'm not even kidding. So I bring him there and he's like, still, like, cutting up my steak.

[Margot]

He's like, feeding it to you and,

[Halle]

like, feeding it to me because he

[Margot]

fed it to us on Sunday.

[Halle]

And Margot comes and sits two tables away.

[Margot]

The table right next to you. There were two, like, literal date tables on either side of this, like, fireplace. And both of the chairs on both the two tables are, like, facing each other. And I. I'm like, can I be sat next to Holly? Sit next to you? And we're like, staring at each other as if we're on a double wave. But I'm like, with my other friend, the host.

[Halle]

Like some girls at the front asking to be sat directly next to. And she says, she knows you. I'm like, yeah, that's Margo. She can. She can.

[Margot]

No, but he, like, fully thought I was a fan. Cuz I was like, if possible, like, can you sit me next to Halle? And they were like, yeah, we can check. And they're like, you want to sit next to Halle? And I'm like, yeah, that's okay. And they're like, okay, wait, we're going to check with her. You're a little too excited.

[Halle]

Then he's like, feeding me strawberries at the table. We got the $50 strawberries. That's.

[Margot]

And whipped cream. Strawberries and whipped cream?

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah, whipped cream.

[Halle]

And he's like. And he whispers in my ear and he goes, there's a bathroom that looks nice.

[Margot]

I thought I heard something about that. And you guys were like, I heard you saying something like, should we, like, go, like, just us, like, back wherever. And I was like, oh, are you guys, like, planning to leave us? But then I was like, I think they're talking about the bathroom.

[Halle]

He wanted to smash in the bathroom. And I was like. He was like, there's a private. There's like a single stall in the back. And I was like, I'm not getting my membership revoked over your beautiful big dick.

[Margot]

But you're on the board.

[Halle]

But Like, I'm on the board.

[Margot]

You're on the board.

[Halle]

Like, I thought about it for a second. That would have been very sexual. He's like always just like grabbing me, which I kind of like. But I was like, can you like literally get out? You're inside of me.

[Margot]

I agree, but I feel like that is kind of like your type of man. Like, I feel like you like someone who's going to be like, all over me. Touchy and. Yeah. And like, maybe a freak in the sheets.

[Halle]

Maybe we're getting to the freak.

[Margot]

Okay, let's hear more.

[Halle]

You know, it's funny because, like, I had a feeling he was going to be a freak just based off the shit we were doing at his apartment.

[Margot]

We did too, but. Or at least I didn't. But after you guys left, I feel like JoJo and Lindsay were like, I feel like he's like gonna be a freak now. He was. And he was.

[Halle]

He was a major freak. He like blindfolded me and like, I was just like, just pick something from my drawer and surprise me. Cuz you know, I have like every

[Margot]

toy like also dead that like, he blindfolded me, but I had the blindfold and all the toys in the web. Like, you already had all these things in your apartment.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Well, it was.

[Margot]

That's why blindfold.

[Halle]

It was like a sleeping mask. It was like one of those like

[Margot]

chic silk, pink silk.

[Halle]

And you wear it like on airplanes when you're trying to get some rest, like. But I was like, oh yeah, he's blindfolding me, right? And then there was like, I have a paddle in there.

[Margot]

I think I. I know the paddle because we had it in our first apartment in New York. And at one point. And I don't know why you bought all this stuff. I forget where, when. Or. We had a Christmas tree and we didn't have any ornaments, so we hung up all of the sex toys. We put like condoms in it. It was really sad. We made something like, really wholesome, really unwholesome.

[Halle]

We went to the sex museum. I made everyone go like four times.

[Margot]

There were like, Ben. What are they called? Ben walls. Like hanging from the tree. Like lube?

[Halle]

No, I have Benoit balls, a whip and has three indented hearts. So when you like hit your ass with it, just the imprints are all hearts. It's really cute, honestly. And I also have like every vibrator you can think of, every butt plug you can think of. Silicone steel. And I also have nipple clamps.

[Margot]

I have a picture of you attaching you and our other friend attaching nipples with the clamps.

[Halle]

The nipple clamps are really cute.

[Margot]

I know, but nipple clamps were, like, a bitch. Wait, they're cute? I would think so.

[Halle]

Yeah. So he was, like, pulling out everything from my drawer, and it was funny because he'd pull something out and it would be, like, a janky vibrator, and I would throw it. I was like, no, not that one. I don't like that one.

[Margot]

Sounds like he was in, like, a toy store, and he's like, oh, let's play with this one.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And I was like, I actually don't like that one. You're like, no. So I woke up this morning, all my loops out, and there's, like, four different toys, like, scattered across my bedroom. And I also didn't let him sleep over.

[Margot]

Oh, that's okay. I know you don't do that.

[Halle]

I don't do that. He wanted to cuddle, and I was

[Margot]

like, cuddling's my favorite.

[Halle]

I was like, I have to be up really early.

[Margot]

Did you?

[Halle]

No, I didn't, but I don't like to, like, share a bed. I have to sleep with the TV on.

[Margot]

Yeah, but I don't think he would have cared about that.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

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[Halle]

extra dirty.

[Margot]

I, like, love to cuddle, but I get it. When it's someone you don't really know, it's kind of awkward because it's like, I don't really know you, but we're gonna, like, embrace all night as if we're, like, dating.

[Halle]

We already did, like, the most intimate thing ever. But, like. Yeah. And also, like, he really was talkative.

[Margot]

What would he say?

[Halle]

He was like, yeah, just like, I will finish if you just, like, say. If you just talk. And I was like, I talk too much.

[Margot]

But my thing is, like, okay, I'm not. I guess I'm not that, like, vocal.

[Halle]

I'm so vocal.

[Margot]

I don't even know, like, what people. Like, I don't even know what people say. Like, what was he saying to you? What would you say back? Do you share?

[Halle]

No, like, he, like, wanted me to, like, call him, like, crazy shit. Like, daddy and shit.

[Margot]

Okay.

[Halle]

And he was just, like, really into, like, he definitely had, like, a breeding fetish. You know what that is? But they just want to, like, want to cream pie the out of you.

[Margot]

What? I don't even know if I know what a cream pie is.

[Halle]

A cream pie is when they finish in you and, like, keep finishing in you. Okay. And I tend to say that when I'm drunk, to do that, to do that, because I feel like every guy wants to hear that, but, like, I only do that because I am on a lot of birth control, and I can do that.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

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[Halle]

And the time that I was on birth control and the guy was seeing love to cream pie is how I got knocked up. So we can't do that.

[Margot]

We've learned our lessons.

[Halle]

We've learned our lesson.

[Margot]

Let's talk about beginning of the day, because he came over and he picked you up, which was. He's honestly, like, giving gentlemen.

[Halle]

No, he is giving gentlemen. I, like, want to see him again.

[Margot]

Yeah, but he came down to you, picked you up.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

There was some makeup.

[Halle]

Yeah. He came to my apartment, and I was like, do you want to come up? And, like, I made my bed, and I already knew that I was going to him because I made my bed internally already. Like, I was manifesting it.

[Margot]

But we were on FaceTime, and you were, like, ordering, like, nuts. You wanted to put out, like, a little snack for him and, like, a bottle of wine. But then you said you guys drank nuts.

[Halle]

We drank the whole bottle. And we got back to my apartment.

[Margot]

Perfect.

[Halle]

Let me tell you more about that, actually. But he came over and he was just, like, giggling and just, like, pushed me up against the fridge. I'm like, I'm sober and, like, this is crazy. Okay.

[Margot]

But that's, like, fun because, like, it was hot. Again, you're sober, so it's, like, more scary and, like, catches you off guard, but it's, like, hot.

[Halle]

Oh, okay. Should we just get. Stay here? And I was like, no, we have to go. And then we're making on the elevator, and he's, like, trying to figure me in the Uber. And I was like, on the way

[Margot]

there or the way back?

[Halle]

On the way there.

[Margot]

Okay. Damn.

[Halle]

Very, like, whoa.

[Margot]

Okay.

[Halle]

It was hot, though.

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[Margot]

And then you like this type of.

[Halle]

When we got back to mine, there's. I have this brand called Alice. It's like a shroom, but it's, like, for. It's, like, basically like nature's Viagra for, like, anyone. We took it and we both, like. I literally, like, I've never been hornier in my life.

[Margot]

No.

[Halle]

I'll send you some. I think you can buy it. Like, it's, like, legal shrooms.

[Margot]

Yeah. Yeah. But because they're, like.

[Halle]

It makes you, like, very, like, sensitive to the touch, so just, like, the orgasm just kept coming. And I was like, whoa, okay.

[Margot]

And that's a big achievement, and I feel like it's hard to achieve that.

[Halle]

No, he just wanted to please me. I was like, this is amazing.

[Margot]

Okay.

[Halle]

He's a giver. He's a giver.

[Margot]

I think you met your husband. No, I didn't.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

No.

[Halle]

Maybe I did. If he's watching, we may have. I don't know. I do like him, though. They also, like, look, I rarely like people.

[Margot]

You guys look, like, really good together.

[Halle]

No, we look hot together. You think he's hot?

[Margot]

Like, are you. Are you kidding? I just, like, need, like, we. Literally every single girl in the establishment that he works at that we met him at, we're all like,

[Halle]

hi. He was so beautiful.

[Margot]

Dreamy.

[Halle]

Yeah. And then he, like, he wants to hang out tonight. I, I, he does.

[Margot]

Yeah. We made plans for, like, literally Sunday last night. Wednesday, it's the next game.

[Halle]

I haven't talked to him today, but, like, I didn't reply to his last text.

[Margot]

What was his last text?

[Halle]

Home. Baby had so much fun with you. I'm legit. Still so fucking horny.

[Margot]

Okay. And you didn't reply. That's why he hasn't texted you today. That Was like his, like, that was fun text.

[Halle]

I know, but like, he texted at 1:36am and I already passed out. Joy, like, wake up and say, yeah,

[Margot]

you wake up and like, reply, like, right now.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

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[Margot]

What do I say?

[Halle]

Hey, so I'm still horny too.

[Margot]

Hi. So same. It's 7pm same. What are you doing tonight? He calls you mama.

[Halle]

I don't know if I like that.

[Margot]

That's cute.

[Halle]

Because he think he knows I'm older than him.

[Margot]

I've had someone call me, like, their little princess and I didn't really like that.

[Halle]

That happened to me in Nantucket. I thought it was a fetish. He was like, yeah. I was like, I'm not your little anything. Don't call me that.

[Margot]

Yeah, I'm also like, I'm not vocal. So I'm just silent.

[Halle]

Like, remind me your address. Mama. Excited to see you. I'm like, I'm not your mother. But, like, I can't be.

[Margot]

But I feel like it's like mamacita. But like, also you are like, you're giving sugar mama. You are sugar mama. Even though he's been, but he's already

[Halle]

like, miss you, baby.

[Margot]

I know. Like, I do fear there's a little bit of like, Love Bomber esque in here.

[Halle]

Just like, but like, from the both of us.

[Margot]

Right?

[Halle]

I agree.

[Margot]

Because you.

[Halle]

Yes, I'm also. I. I wouldn't consider myself really a Love bomber at all though. Like, I feel like I'm pretty. I feel like it's just playful how I'm being like, I'm not having, like, serious conversations about my feelings with them. I feel like that's love bombing.

[Margot]

Yes. I would agree with that because even like last night at show, you were like, cuddling with him on, like, the couch. Well, he was pulling as. No, but as you should have. It's cute. But sometimes you'll even do that with, like, guys if you're just like, drunk and sleepy and, like, want to be touchy. And then you'll be like, okay, bye. You're like, okay, bye. I'm going home. And they're like, wait, what? I thought we were just like.

[Halle]

You sometimes just do that when you're drunk and sleepy and you want, like, a shoulder to sleep on.

[Margot]

You do. There's been, like, others. One of, like, the daddies. I literally remember a night you were like, so, like, touchy feely with him, like, giving him so many singles that you were like, all over him. No, this was like, he's back with his girlfriend. Oh, I was talking about Oh, I

[Halle]

mean, I've done a lot of. With the daddies.

[Margot]

Wait, like with the. That kind of looks like what's. His face?

[Halle]

Yeah. From Scooby Doo.

[Margot]

What? No, he kind of has like whitish hair. But he's like hot. No, he's a little hot.

[Halle]

He's has white hair. Yeah. Yeah, but he's so hot.

[Margot]

I didn't know you ever hooked up with him.

[Halle]

I didn't, but I was like giving him like an OTP at like Sunday and due west.

[Margot]

This is what I mean.

[Halle]

I was like rubbing his chest.

[Margot]

He did the same with like the other daddy. And then he was like. Thought it was like in the bag.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

And then you're.

[Margot]

And then you're like, okay, bye, I'm going home. And he's like, what? And you're like, I'm tired after like two seconds ago being like, so love you, like all over him.

[Halle]

But I actually like this one.

[Margot]

No, I agree. I think you do too. Which is why I'm excited.

[Halle]

He needs to find you a hot friend.

[Margot]

I agree.

[Halle]

You even said he would come out of like three way retirement to engage me. To engage? Yeah, we can engage Margo again.

[Margot]

But if you actually like him, you would get jealous.

[Halle]

You think I would get jealous in a threesome? I probably would.

[Margot]

You wouldn't if you didn't care about them. But when you like someone, you are very like protective over them. Like, don't even like look at them.

[Halle]

Don't even look at. So.

[Margot]

I would never cross that line.

[Halle]

For the people that don't know the story, there was this guy. Me and Margo were college roommates and we're best friends for life. But there was this guy that we both found so hot. Fourth of July. I didn't talk to you.

[Margot]

We met him in Casa de Campo at that white party.

[Halle]

Oh my God, we did.

[Margot]

You were like in the hot tub with him? At my family's like rental. On my family vacation. It was. That was a crazy.

[Halle]

That was a sick night.

[Margot]

But I remember you were like in the hot tub with this man's. And like my aunt like walked out because she was like helping Abby's friend get to the airport. And you were like.

[Halle]

Well, it was 6am and like someone was going to the airport because they were leaving because it was 6am she

[Margot]

was frolicking in the hot tub with

[Halle]

this tub with like. Well, my tits in his, like in his face. And your grandma was like, halle.

[Margot]

And then the next day with grandma, we're in the hot tub with grandma. It's like, sunset hour. And Halle and I are, like, so drastic because this house had, like, a bartender. It was just giving us drinks, and we were being manic. And literally, like, it's me, Halle and my grandma on the hot tub. My grandma's, like, yapping at us. And all of a sudden, Ally's, just, like, throwing up in the water, like. And, like, Nani's, like, not even noticing. My grandma's, like, crazy. I'm just, like, oblivious. And she's like. Keeps yapping and I'm like. He was like, throw up, like, over there, not in the water. That was a crazy trip.

[Halle]

That was the craziest trip.

[Margot]

My uncles went out with us. I know.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

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[Halle]

I mean. I mean, I love Casa de Campo for New Year's Eve. That was so much fun.

[Margot]

Nani was probably drunk, too.

[Halle]

100%. But, yeah, we're making all them there. But I had been in. I was in. I was in a relationship.

[Margot]

I feel like that was junior, maybe that was senior year.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I was definitely. We were on the rocks, though. And, like, I was up to no good. I. But I think I definitely stepped out on that trip, but didn't count. It was like a vacation, right? I was getting so much attention. And at the time, my college boyfriend was really bad at giving me attention.

[Margot]

Yes. Especially sexual attention. Meeting your needs.

[Halle]

Meeting my needs. He, like, would go out of his way if I like to not meet my needs. Remember, we'd, like. I would, like, ask to give him head, and he would, like, say, no, I have to work out tomorrow and I want to be fast. I go, you're a D3 athlete and you're not even on the team anymore. You just got cut.

[Margot]

It almost was like, he. It's like you wanted it so bad that he was, like, didn't want it more.

[Halle]

It was like taking away a toy from me. It was like. It was a punishment.

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[Margot]

But anywho, that's how. That's how we met.

[Halle]

That's how I cheated that.

[Margot]

Then we ran into a Nantucket that Fourth July weekend. And then things. Yeah.

[Halle]

So we just broken up. So mean. What's. His face had just broken up. And I was, like, kind of scared to, like. I hadn't, like, had sex with someone else in a few years. So I was like, margot, will you, like, do this with me? Because I'm, like, scared to do it alone. And she was like, I oblige.

[Margot]

I oblige.

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[Margot]

Friendship.

[Halle]

So we were, like, lying down in a bed. Picture two bodies Laying down like this. Like, side by side. And this guy's going down on both of us. Like, between us. Like, going down on both us. You'd go down to Margot, and then you go down on me, and then we'd be, like, looking at each other.

[Margot]

It was really crazy. And this was, like, the Fourth of July, so a lot of beverages had been served, and we had, like, the pool house to ourselves and.

[Halle]

Yeah, with the pools to ourselves, for sure.

[Margot]

But I would also say it was like, a fairly PG threesome, because it wasn't like. We also weren't, like, engaging. Yeah. One, we didn't have sex with them. And two, we weren't really engaging with each other. It was more like we were like. Yeah, but it was like, friendships sharing him.

[Halle]

And he was like. I remember he left. He was like, you never believe what

[Margot]

he literally called his friends. Like, we heard a big.

[Halle]

Like, his pants weren't even on. Like, because then I fucked him after that.

[Margot]

Okay. My cousin's friends walked in.

[Halle]

Yeah. And I was like. Already? I was like, okay, Margot.

[Margot]

Like, I was like, okay, I hope you. I hope you warm up now. You're comfortable. Have fun.

[Halle]

That's exactly how it went down, though. And then he left. His pants weren't even on. He's like, bro, you're never gonna believe what just happened, bro.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I was like, who are you, anyhow?

[Margot]

This is a long time ago.

[Halle]

Yeah. We haven't had one since. I feel like we've had a couple of things like that, though.

[Margot]

Well, we. I mean, we were roommates all of college, so like, naturally, you're in two twin beds in the same room and just, you know, the music's blasting and what you would think. I feel like I had, like, a consistent ish man's situationship. So often I would be going home with the same guy. But how. I would, like, find, like, literally seek out his friends, whether it was on the roster of the. Of the fraternity or the lacrosse team. I mean, or just like, who wants to join?

[Halle]

We had a picture of a Sigma Chi roster that went from the classes of sophomore year to senior year. So there was, what, 50 people on it? And we had a picture of it posted in our thing. And we would cross out everyone in the friend group that had gotten with someone, make out and done anything with. We'd cross them off. I swear, the hole.

[Margot]

I think I have it under my bed still.

[Halle]

In New York.

[Margot]

I went home, but I could resurface it.

[Halle]

No, we have to resurface this.

[Margot]

It was at least 7/8 girls.

[Halle]

No. Yes. And it was at least.

[Margot]

Hey. We had a big friend group of girls. Yeah. We had five people and a small school. We socialized with the same fraternity, which was a lot of the lacrosse boys. So there was a lot of overlap there.

[Halle]

There was at one point in time where. Yes. You were seeing that one guy. He will ru. And he would bring. Margo would be like, I'm going home with so and so. And I'd be like, all right. So I have to find someone to bring home. I would, like, lap the house parties and be like, you're coming home with me. Yeah, that's how it happened.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

And then, like, fresh was this freshman year. I think it was freshman year when he was living in Sigkai.

[Halle]

And you.

[Margot]

You literally pulled up either the roster or, like, the lacrosse team on, like, your phone, and we're like, okay, who lives on the third floor? Perfect. Him today. And it worked. And it worked.

[Halle]

Wait. He was actually hot, though.

[Margot]

He was hot.

[Halle]

There were some of them that weren't so hot.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I remember I used to bring guys back, and I would refuse to, like, sleep with them in the same bed. So I'd sleep on the floor.

[Margot]

Yes. I would wake up, and I'd look over, and there'd be, like, a man in Halle's bed, like, ass naked. And I look down, and Halle is, like, literally sleeping on the floor. And this man's, like, in, like, fetal.

[Halle]

I was. I would refuse to cuddle. Like, I just. I mean, it just, like, was my thing.

[Margot]

But you're that way with, like, people that, you know, you're, like, not gonna, like, like. Or date. It's more of, like, a. This is, like, a little bit more transactional. Like, I think if you actually liked someone, you would want that. Maybe not in the beginning, because I feel like it's like a. If you cuddle with them and, like, spend the night, then, like, sometimes more feelings, like, develop, and I feel like you're like, no, get out.

[Halle]

Pretty closed off. I'm very transactional when it comes to people. Like, I don't really. Or if I'm just, like, not in the headspace. Like, this past year, honestly, I've gotten so good at, like, being extremely casual. Like, I feel, like, safest when I don't have feelings for someone. I hate that, like, vulnerability. I know, like, sometimes it's you. Like, I'm gonna have to get over that. But, like, I've definitely shot out. I'm like, kind of like a black wall.

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[Margot]

It is interesting though because I feel like I'm the opposite in the way of like I understand that. But if I'm like hanging out with a guy and say we sleep together. Like if I'm not sleeping over and we're like cuddling, then I like feel a pit in my stomach. Like I feel like I'm like oh. Like that was just transactional. Like I literally just came over like for sex. Like you just used me.

[Halle]

Yeah, like I it makes me kind of like sad and Depressed.

[Margot]

Right?

[Halle]

If, like, that's kind of why I don't even have sleepovers. Because, like, God forbid a guy doesn't want to, like, cuddle. I. But, like, I'm kind of like the guy in that. Like, I really want to cuddle.

[Margot]

I'm like, you're the one initiating this.

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[Halle]

I'm like, I don't want to be held. Like, I don't know you like that. I know, but I'd let this guy cuddle me eventually. I think he's already coming to nantucket for the 4th.

[Margot]

Yay.

[Halle]

Can't wait. We are love bombing each other.

[Margot]

He's staying with you, or is he staying with Grandma?

[Halle]

No, he's gonna stay. He could stay with grandma, but the

[Margot]

garage with the boys.

[Halle]

I. I think he could. I don't know. I haven't, like, introduced a guy to my parents in, like, so long.

[Margot]

I think they would love him. You think? Yeah. We've gone on Monday. We've gone on Monday and we're like, wait, introduce me to the parents romanticizing my life.

[Halle]

I'm like, should he come to, like, Fish's wedding with me?

[Margot]

Like, honestly? Yes, that would be great. Plus one. And that's, like, soon.

[Halle]

Yeah. I mean, like, I could bring him to Paige's wedding. There's so many weddings this summer.

[Margot]

Wait. Fun.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

I love this. Okay.

[Halle]

No, but, like, we're not getting ahead of ourselves. I think we are. And he hasn't replied to. I'm still horny too.

[Margot]

Okay, but you texted him five minutes ago, and he texted you at 1am and you didn't reply all day.

[Halle]

I was sleeping. I was sleeping all day. Hungover his balls and working all day. Because I'm a working girl.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

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[Halle]

Podcaster and influencer.

[Margot]

No, it's good. Keep him guessing, as you should. No.

[Halle]

Yeah. And I also, like, didn't care to reply, but now I do because I had one drink in me, and I, like, maybe want to smash Max later.

[Margot]

I think we should invite him to Kiki for the next. He wanted to.

[Halle]

Kiki on the river.

[Margot]

Kiki on the river.

[Halle]

But then he wants to. He seemed genuine about that.

[Margot]

No, he was like. He also, like, loves just, like, hanging out with.

[Halle]

With the girls.

[Margot]

But I'm like, can you bring a friend? I'm like, it's you plus five girls every time.

[Halle]

Do you have friends?

[Margot]

Same. I'm like, maybe not. If you, like, moved here for just here. We'll introduce you to friends.

[Halle]

We will introduce you different. But, like, he's gonna be like, you guys Are freaks or talking about me like this on a show. He also said he didn't know who I was or what I do.

[Margot]

Do we believe him? I don't know because I'm a little.

[Halle]

I'm a little skeptical as well. That's kind of my worst fear is like, to a a fan because I've done that before. I know I don't. And I don't have straight male fans.

[Margot]

I feel like you do. There's been multiple occasions when we're at shame or go and like, hot. Really? Like hot straight men have come up to you. And I'm like, oh, they're like, coming up.

[Halle]

That's just my aura and my love.

[Margot]

No, obviously. But I'm like, they're coming up to you to hit on you. And then they're like, we're such a big fan. And I'm like, what's happening?

[Halle]

I'm also off with a straight man that are like, I'm a fan of you. I'm like, are you trolling me? Like, is someone recording you somewhere behind you? Because yeah, I usually have the girls and the gays. I got them on lock. But the straight men, I feel like, are kind of offended by what I do for work. That's fair. Like the way I talk about sex and slanging dick and like sucking.

[Margot]

Also remember, remember the street men when we were at Emmett's and came up to us and like bought us shots? They were like, you think I remember

[Halle]

Emmett's that one time I was blasted.

[Margot]

No, this was a different time.

[Halle]

Oh, different time.

[Margot]

They were like, our girlfriends are obsessed with you. Like, can we buy you a shot? And we're like, sure. But like, like, is that an appropriate.

[Halle]

Yeah, they can get mad at you.

[Margot]

Like, are you sure?

[Halle]

I do have straight men with girlfriends come up to me and be like, oh my God, my girlfriend loves you. Like, can I get a selfie and send it to her?

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And I think that's really cute. And those are guys you should keep in your life.

[Margot]

I agree.

[Halle]

Let's do some questions. I asked my story and these are questions you guys asked. And we're gonna go through them and we're just gonna go down memory lane with my best friend.

[Margot]

So fun.

[Halle]

Let's take a step first. Also, what are we pregaming Tonight we're

[Margot]

Nick's watch party in Soho and then wherever the wind blows us. Cuz these days it's been blowing us

[Halle]

all around town, Blowing us all up and downtown.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Get off.

[Margot]

Did you hear there's going to be there's forecasted some tornadoes and I think it's us, honestly.

[Halle]

Bring it.

[Margot]

Take me away.

[Halle]

Take me away.

[Margot]

The great escape. The greatest gay.

[Halle]

I don't know the words. You all right?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Halle]

Anyhoo, thank you for coming to the bar again.

[Margot]

Thanks for having me.

[Halle]

And then we could do a shot.

[Margot]

I need one. Cheers to sexy mans.

[Halle]

Mr. Sexy Pants. And get him.

[Margot]

It's fun, flirty and dirty. Hot girl Summer. Yay.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Sheri.

[Margot]

That's cray.

[Halle]

Fuck me with a bucket and a shovel. Holy fuck. Let's start with the questions. Most embarrassing walk of shame. You have a ton of these. She is the queen of walk of shame.

[Margot]

Once I definitely did a walk of shame back from college and I was in like a full like cowgirl suit because it was like a themed party. Cowgirl boots. I had to walk all the way across campus. Not taking Ubers those days.

[Halle]

We used to have those walk of shames from a 21 in like the blizzards. Remember it would be like 7ft of snow in upstate New New York and I would be like shoveling through with my Dolce vita boots and I was like, like.

[Margot]

And you had like, slept over just for the camaraderie?

[Halle]

Yeah, I just looked over. Literally just to like, hang out.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Halle]

God used to being. I can't believe he's asleep there. Like, that place was disgusting.

[Margot]

Disgusting. Like you'd go to use the bathroom and there were mushroom, literally mushrooms growing full blown mushrooms growing out of the shower. It also was like, haunted. People have seen like ghosts in there because it used to be like a psych ward or something. And they have like a double sided mirror and one of those like strap chairs in the basement. Remember?

[Halle]

Remember when Fresh face brought us down there and he got like, taken. He got like, suspended. Yeah. That's hot. I think mine was probably in college, but, like, I've had some embarrassing ones in Nantucket, like, where I walk in and my parents are like always up early, having tea before they're like workouts, being wholesome as like someone's crawling out of the basement. Like, they're like, what the are you on?

[Margot]

Same, I guess. Same.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Sorry.

[Margot]

Like Covid summer when all that group of people were in a house and I slept over and like, literally, like, my mom, like, picked me up and I was like wearing my dress night before and it was like, father ready for the day. It was Father's day. But I had like a girlfriend in the house in addition to these boys, so I feel like she didn't really question it because she was like, you were just, you know, having fun with your friends. And I'm like, yeah, mom, exactly.

[Halle]

This is a story. This is one of the craziest stories probably ever.

[Margot]

Senior year, we had off campus housing, and for whatever reason, like, a lot of, like, the typical off campus houses were taken, so we couldn't live in one of those. And there were these two.

[Halle]

I liked ours.

[Margot]

I did too. But there were these two boys, they were a year younger, who, like, found this house. It basically was like two separate apartments. So there was, like an apartment downstairs and an apartment upstairs. And they had reached out to Hallie, and we're like, like, do you want to live with us? We're gonna, like, rent the apartment upstairs. We're like, sure. Two rooms, kitchen, living room, whatever. And. But it was kind of like rogue. It was, like, a little more off campus than the other ones. And our college was in a kind of a sketchy town.

[Halle]

Connect to these sketchy and I'll say that my full chest.

[Margot]

We lived next to a halfway house. Like, you'd look out and people would be, like, doing, like, you know, like, pull ups, and they were, like, working out in the backyard.

[Halle]

And there was a danger someone got

[Margot]

shot on our street.

[Halle]

Stabbed all the time. So Chad got a gunpowder hold out on him.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

But anywho, for whatever reason, like, we had a living room, and we never furnished it.

[Halle]

No. Like, I look back because my parents bought Sammy a house.

[Margot]

Yeah. Yep.

[Halle]

My parents bought my brother, who also went to Union College, a home. And I'm like, when did I went there too? Why didn't you buy me?

[Margot]

You're like, we were living next to the halfway house, and we never. The boys upstairs, like, furnished their living room really nice. So I feel like we go up there to watch tv, but for whatever reason, we didn't furnish ours. We literally kept the couch that I think was in there. We moved in. It was, like, disgusting. It was disgusting.

[Halle]

The brown leather one?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

We brought it in off the street, and then Hallie decided that she wanted to get a stripper pole. So our living room had this nasty ass couch. Like, I think it was like a white leather couch that came on off the street. And a stripper pole.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

And when it delivered, or it might have been, like, we installed it, and then it got a little loose. It started kind of. It was dangerous.

[Halle]

It was a dangerous pull.

[Margot]

It was a health hazard.

[Halle]

So, like, if you jumped on it, like, and you were, like, above a certain weight.

[Margot]

Sorry.

[Halle]

Hurt yourself.

[Margot]

So we're like, okay. How do we fix this? We need to secure it better into the ceiling. So we look out the window and there's like, you know, a few guys outside that are helping someone else, like, move in, like unload things out of a truck.

[Halle]

Very sketchy.

[Margot]

So I'm like, holly, let's just ask them. So we open the door and we're like, hi. He's like, you think you could help us with something? And they're like, okay, what are you gonna help us? And like, we need help securing our stripper pole into our ceiling.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

So they come inside, they do. And then all of a sudden, these three, like 50 year old men, they're literally twirling around, they're swinging on the stripper bowl. They're like fixtures. And then all of a sudden one

[Halle]

of them's like, hey, do you guys like to party? And we're like, we love to party. So I had this coffee table in my bedroom that was right in front of my bed and it was mirrored. So like, I was definitely like the room people would like, come into and like, have fun, do fun things. So there are these three 50 year old men that pulls out some fun things.

[Margot]

And one of them is literally his, like, bearded mustache. He's like. He also said it's something like, my girlfriend like, lives in the house next door. And like, she's. I don't. Maybe it was like the plug or something. And he's like, do you guys want some more? Like, we look at each other. We're like, like, sure.

[Halle]

Young and dumb.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Sure.

[Halle]

So there's this one night. So that happened. And that was a crazy, weird experience. And like the dumbest we probably have ever done. You're a very naive person. But like, we got up one night,

[Margot]

this was like, it was like the last week of school. It was like graduation week.

[Narrator/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And we were just like kind of

[Margot]

like on parties every day.

[Halle]

A bender. And you go up to that.

[Margot]

I went to. I went to the house.

[Halle]

She was feeding, she was crying.

[Margot]

He told me he was like, my girlfriend lives next door. And whatever, whatever, whatever. So it's probably like 12:30am like, maybe even like 1am we're like hungry. And I'm like, hi. He said, she lives there. Let's go to the door. So I'm like banging on this door. And we live in like a really sketchy area like this. It's not safe. This poor older lady comes to the door and I don't know if like it was an apartment type house like ours, but she comes to the door and is like, like, scared for her life. And I'm just like, a drunk little college girl. I'm like. And I'm like, oh, hi. Someone told me that this girl lived here. Whatever, Whatever. And she was absolutely terrified. I'm sorry. I'm just an addict.

[Halle]

That was crazy. What a time to be alive.

[Margot]

What a time to be alive. We also, in our little party room, since we never furnished it and had a super pole and a white leather couch, we consistently hosted freshman pregames because Chad was a freshman at the time. We were senior girls. And we were like, let's have the freshman boys over to free game. And I'm like. And we're like. And then we hosted Cougar Formal.

[Halle]

Yeah, we. There was this thing called Cougar Formal where, like, a senior girl would have to take out a freshman boy, which, honestly, kind of, in hindsight, feels.

[Margot]

It's creepy.

[Halle]

Kind of creepy.

[Margot]

But it was, like, it was innocent and fun. Well, the thing that ever happened. But. Right. And, like, I feel like the little boys, like, like, they thought it was, like, fun and cute. Like, oh, I'm going. This formal situation.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like, you were like.

[Margot]

And you literally. We.

[Halle]

We.

[Margot]

I remember we wore, like, little, like, cat ears and stuff. Like, it was a themed party.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

Even though it sounds.

[Halle]

You still hooked up with younger guys, though. Well, so did I.

[Margot]

There's so many options, like, two years younger, which is mister. Which is Mr. Sexy Pants. But, yeah, I had my own Mr. Sexy Pants, who was.

[Halle]

He was so hot in college. Like, but he was, like, so dumb. He was the dumbest guy ever. And he would. He's so.

[Margot]

Okay. But maybe we, like, thought that he wasn't mean to me. I feel like it was, like, great until, like, summer happened. And then we talked all summer, and then we came back in the fall, and he, like, acted like he didn't know who I was. And, like, he, like. It, like, I don't know. You were, like, starting up with that other girl. And I was like, yeah, he recently

[Halle]

added me on Snapchat. Did I tell you this?

[Margot]

I went on a date with him, like, a month ago.

[Halle]

What?

[Margot]

I told you he's back. I told you this.

[Halle]

No, you did not.

[Margot]

And I brought him to Shay, and I literally was like, we'll need to bleep out this name. But I literally was like, remember when you, like, ghosted me for.

[Halle]

Wait, how was it?

[Margot]

Did you hook up after he slept over, but we didn't have sex?

[Halle]

Does he talk to you since we've

[Margot]

been like planning to go on a date for the past three months. Not sure what happened. Does he live in Sydney? Yeah, Brooklyn.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Brooklyn.

[Margot]

But he's like so hot and so tall. No, he's.

[Halle]

He has a big dick, right?

[Margot]

I honestly don't really remember his package. I don't know, it was a long time ago, but maybe that says something. He was very good with this mouth. I remember that.

[Halle]

He's with the south with his mouth. Oh, I tasted with the south and I was like, damn. Like I didn't know he had a dog in him. But he was, he was hot. Like I will say, like all the girls wanted to him. He was. You got with the Hawkeyes there. I didn't get with the Hawkeyes there.

[Margot]

Yeah, but that's also because like you had your ex for like most of freshman year.

[Halle]

You did too.

[Margot]

Yeah, this is true.

[Halle]

You had your ex and you would show up and would be there and to be all this whole thing. Yeah, that is lore. Oh my God. We haven't talked about.

[Margot]

I know, but. I know.

[Halle]

Tell the story.

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[Margot]

Well, we met him on the beach in nantucket. It was 4th of July. I feel like it was freshman year. We had all been drinking at Halle's pregame and nobody here is. The beach on Nantucket has like crazy party every summer. So we're on nowhere, we're all drunk and one of our friends was like, oh, like Mr. Mustache man is down there. Everyone's talking about it.

[Halle]

Didn't his manager come up to you?

[Margot]

Yeah, but I will say like I kind of instigated it because I heard Mr. Mustache man was down there. So I walked by hammered and I like looked at him And I was literally wearing, like, two French braids. Like, I looked like I was 12.

[Halle]

He looked 12.

[Margot]

And I, like, winked at him. I think I, like, ran by him, was like, obviously he liked that. So then I'm like, that's all I did was walking away. And all of a sudden, like, this older man comes and, like, taps me and is like, what's your name? Whatever. And I'm like, margot. And he's like, oh, like, Mr. Mustache man, like, wants your number. And I was like, wait, who? Who? So then I gave it and then we exchanged numbers, and then we texted

[Halle]

and then brought him back to my house.

[Margot]

And then we brought him back to Halle.

[Halle]

And he was telling you out in

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

the love sack in the basement, parents home.

[Halle]

You guys were like, in the outdoor shower, like, canoodling.

[Margot]

Yes. We played beer pong. And outdoor shower happened and beanbag happened. And then we kept texting, Snapchatting, whatever. I had him saved as, like, a frog in my Snapchat. People, like, wouldn't know. Invited us to New York. We all went to New York. Me and all my friends. We, like, lied obviously, to our parents about who we were visiting. We said, I told my parents. I know.

[Halle]

Like, they were like ducks.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

This is so sick.

[Halle]

Like, you're. You're just young once. I'm like.

[Margot]

Everyone else said we were, like, visiting, like, a friend from college. And our parents are like, sure. And Halle's parents, we tell everything. And her dad's like, you girls gotta go. I'm buying your flight.

[Halle]

We're buying all your flights. And you're getting there right now. And you're getting in there.

[Margot]

Yeah, because I think I was, like, living with Inks you that summer. So we did. We went to New York. Put us up in a very lovely, like, penthouse. Stocked bar, full. He's sober. But that made sure that.

[Halle]

What do you mean? We were okay.

[Margot]

And brought us to, like, this crazy interactive, like, play in Brooklyn where literally we were getting brought from, like, room to room.

[Halle]

I was in a casket. At one point.

[Margot]

At one point, we got put in caskets. Like, literally coffin. You had to go in the coffin. The coffin closed. I was like, this is it. My life is ending. This is where everything went wrong.

[Halle]

They had really good, like, Hawaiian. It was, like, 70s beach themed. I remember that.

[Margot]

And we also were, like, getting ill. Cause it was an open bar and we were, like, hammered and being like, where are we? This is so weird. Oh, my God, are we gonna die? Everyone else is there being like, shut up. This is like a very cool Interactive experience. One in Brooklyn.

[Halle]

Honestly, I would go back.

[Margot]

I would too. It was an interactive play. We should go back. Yeah.

[Halle]

So like, each room was like a different theme. Like, it was like life, death, and

[Margot]

like, and there was like a play happening. But then you'd kind of like be in the play.

[Halle]

There would be actors like in each room and we'd go through each room and like, they would put you in the play. Like we'd have to go in the casket or like you were the one being sacrificed. It was really fucking weird ritualistic shit.

[Margot]

It was interesting. And then we went to the box.

[Halle]

Because you can't take pictures of the box, right? So this man shows up with a bunch of 19, 18 year old girls. We got the box.

[Margot]

We're like getting brought right in.

[Halle]

Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, what's happening?

[Margot]

Then we go back to college, and at this point I'm back in school and there's like a boy, like. And I kind of was like, not talking to him as much.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Margot]

And it just so coincidentally, the weekend that like the boy I liked went home for like a football game, we get a campus wide email, which Mr. Mustache man had told me he was like filming a movie in the area, but didn't know all the details. And then we get literally a campus wide email from our president of the college being like, just heads up. Like there's probably going to be some foot traffic on was like Monday or Tuesday because Mr. Mustache man is filming a movie here. I was like, what? What?

[Halle]

He like pulls you onto his lap. So I'm literally in the background.

[Margot]

I'm literally in the library studying for my organic chemistry museum. And he's texting me, being like, I'm outside of the library, come out. So I'm like, okay. So I walk out of the library and there's literally like a crowd of people watching. And he like steps out of the crowd and like pulls me aside. He's like, talk to me in front of the library. I'm like, everything videos. And then I'm so mad I missed this. All the boys were like, inviting him to the frat parties. And he's like, let's go. I want to go. And I was like, sorry, I don't. I'm not going with the frat president.

[Halle]

I can't have you come.

[Margot]

I'm like, sorry, I don't think I'm going tonight. And then he's like asking if he could sleep in my dorm room in my twin bed in our. In our dorm room.

[Halle]

I'm Like, Loki obsessed.

[Margot]

And I was like, no, sorry.

[Halle]

I'm sorry. You should have had a threesome with him and the frat guy.

[Margot]

Well, he wasn't there. He was home. And so he was freaking out, texting me, being like, like, what is this? Like, all this stuff. Getting upset. And then people started a rumor that I was having his baby. Like, it was all this stuff. But anyhow, that was the last. That was the end of that.

[Halle]

That was a crazy time to be alive.

[Margot]

We forgot about our music video.

[Halle]

Oh, we were in the music video. There's a music video out there, and we're the stars of it.

[Margot]

It's called Only in America.

[Halle]

Only America. And if you look it up, you're gonna figure out who we're talking about.

[Margot]

But, like, oh, I forgot.

[Halle]

No, it's fine. But, like, I'm not saying his name.

[Margot]

It was when we were in New York. It was when we were in New York. He was like, hey, I'm doing this music video with Riff Raff. Like, do you guys want to be in it? And we're like, Obviously, we're like, 17 years old.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

Like, that's so sick. And he wanted to film it on Nantucket, so we did it. And we were wearing wigs and glasses because we were like, we can't be known. Like, no one can know who we are.

[Halle]

That is, like, deep lore. Like, honestly, like, I'm shocked.

[Margot]

It honestly was so fun, though.

[Halle]

I don't have lore like that.

[Margot]

But you bailed out, like, the last night.

[Halle]

My ex was getting mad.

[Margot]

Right? Because he was getting mad at you. And then Mr. Mustache man was like, I don't like her attitude. She's out. You were like, I'm not doing that.

[Halle]

I. Pink eye, too.

[Margot]

You have a pink eye a lot.

[Halle]

I, I, yeah, because I was wearing contacts then. But, like, I've never hooked up with someone, like, so famous.

[Margot]

I feel like you have.

[Halle]

Who, though?

[Margot]

Like, an actor, A couple. Major dj.

[Halle]

You did go down on me.

[Margot]

A major, major sports player.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Margot]

I've never hooked up with anyone famous

[Halle]

we hooked up with. We hooked up a few times, honestly. You know what? You're right.

[Margot]

Yeah.

[Halle]

But, like, I feel like yours is the most famous.

[Margot]

More so. Like, in his prime. This was kind of post prime. Yeah, but he still was, like, hot. And he was twice my age, but it's fine.

[Halle]

Yeah, he was.

[Margot]

I will say I remember he was

[Halle]

38 when you were 19.

[Margot]

Yeah, it was definitely crazy. But, like, everything was consensual. Like, I knew. I mean, I asked for it by looking at him.

[Halle]

It was legal.

[Margot]

It was legal.

[Halle]

All of it was legal. And all of it was good.

[Margot]

And it was good fun. So it's all fine. Just a crazy story.

[Halle]

It was just a time to be alive.

[Margot]

Just time. Best advice for a 22 year old who just graduated with no job. That was both of us.

[Halle]

That was both of us.

[Margot]

That was both of us.

[Halle]

Let's do some like big sizzle. I'll start because like, I really didn't have a job until I was 25 and I like, honestly really only got a job from not having a job and talking about not having a job. But I was lucky and honestly so grateful, looking back, that I had that kind of safety net that is my

[Margot]

parents that allowed you to like, find something I actually enjoy. Yeah, I feel like a lot of

[Halle]

people don't have that freedom to like, really just like figure out what they're like, passionate about. And I know for me, like my major and my minor, the was I gonna do with the classics major. It was just the easiest class.

[Margot]

Yeah. But you can really do anything with any major. And like I graduated without a job. We had the most fun, crazy summer in Nantucket.

[Halle]

Oh my God.

[Margot]

I nanny'd because I think like both of us, both of us like don't like change and I feel like we both like put it off because it was like anxiety inducing and like didn't really want to fully face the fact that like college is ending and we had to accept real life. Like, I don't know, ICE wasn't that forward thinking. So was just like, I'm gonna have a fun summer. Holly and I are gonna live in Nantucket. We just graduated.

[Halle]

Yeah, that was probably the crazy side quest. Sorry, I just came to that.

[Margot]

We'll go to that after. Okay. Basically just had my foot in the summer. And then after our Nantucket summer, I went home, looked at my parents and was like, okay, it's time to like get down to business and just basically start networking and just reach out to anyone you know and you think you're interested in. Even if it's, even if it's not going to lead to a job. It's like, like so educational and you learn about jobs. And then I ended up getting a job through someone I was connected.

[Narrator/Promo Voice]

Honestly.

[Halle]

Give yourself some grace. You guys might think you're old because you're. You graduated college.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I remember feeling like a washed up senior.

[Halle]

You feel old. But I would look at.

[Margot]

You're such a baby.

[Halle]

You're like a freshman in life.

[Margot]

You're literally a freshman in life.

[Halle]

I look back at me being 21, 22. I didn't even know how to do my makeup. Still, like, I had nothing figured out.

[Margot]

Out. Right?

[Halle]

You have nothing. You'd think you have figured out. And you think, like, you're at the end. You're literally not even touching, scraping the surface of the beginning of life.

[Margot]

And you're like, so much time.

[Halle]

Like, I think I'm old now, but I'm gonna look back at, like, me being 28 one day and be like, I still didn't know a lot. And I. I'm aware. Like, I act like, still, like, a bit immature.

[Margot]

No, we are still babies. And I all the time get so much anxiety being like, we're so old and I don't have this figured out. And this figured out. But. But yeah, again, in the grand scheme of life, we're still in our first.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Margot]

Less than half 30.

[Halle]

Don't compare yourself to anyone else's timeline. A lot of people that have these jobs lined up right after college like, also don't know what they're doing. And also they're probably really miserable.

[Margot]

Comparison is the biggest joy.

[Halle]

Comparison is a thief of joy. All right, one more and then we're gonna, like. I feel like we could have yapped forever. That's a fun episode.

[Margot]

We could go on forever. We could have a bowl.

[Halle]

Does anyone have to document?

[Margot]

Yeah, we could have a documentary.

[Halle]

We could have a four part series.

[Margot]

Worst blackout story from a friend's perspective. I have a lot of blackout stories on you. I think the worst, worst blackout you maybe ever had. I don't know what happened to you or, like, why I lost you, but you were texting me, like, incoherently, so I was obviously worried and I came looking for you. And I was looking. This is when we lived in the Minswerba. I was looking everywhere. I couldn't find her. I couldn't find her. I finally go into, like, our, like, communal living room and find Allie passed out on the couch. She's like, drool dripping down her face. Your eyes were like, bloodshot. You were like, I bring you upstairs. We, like, put you in bed. I think I had help from college situationship man. But you, I'm trying to, like, hold a bag on your face because you were throwing up and you're like, convulsing. Convulsing. But I'm also, like, drunk and kind of giggling, so I'm like, trying to film you. And then all of a sudden, you literally Face planted, like, all of our.

[Halle]

Oh, so when I, like, fractured my orbital socket, probably.

[Margot]

And then I would say the other time was like, the Justin Bieber concert. When we all drove home from college for the Justin Bieber concert because her dad got us a box, and we're all in this box. It's like unlimited alcohol. Halle. I mean, we're all drunk, but Holly gets really, really, really drunk. And we're literally driving home from the concert, and Halle's sitting on her mom's lap next to her dad in the front seat, arms out the window. Down the streets of Boston, you're like this.

[Halle]

Boobs out.

[Margot]

Your dad's driving the car.

[Halle]

Like a manic break.

[Margot]

We get back to your house, and boobs are still out. You really wanted to be naked. For whatever reason, you start running around your block, literally in nothing but a thong. In the streets of Austin, you're crawling on top of your Range Rover and you're, like, twerking for us. I would say that you were literally in the fountain, and people were, like, walking by, like, walking their dogs. And we're like, sorry, sorry. It's just a friend.

[Halle]

She's like, one time we went to the Grand. They didn't let me in, and I was throwing up and, like, house down the street.

[Margot]

I'm like, she's fine. Don't worry. We do this every weekend.

[Halle]

One time, when we stop listening.

[Margot]

Oh, my God. There was one time in freshman year of college when sometimes I'd sleep in Hallie's dorm because my dorm is all the way on the other side of campus.

[Halle]

They you up, and you're. You were a geek.

[Margot]

Because I was a scholar. And your poor roommate was probably like, what's going on? But I would sleep in Halle's twin bed. Me and her. And Halle's so drunk. I wake up in the middle of the night, and I'm, like, hearing this, like, noise. It's like I look over and Hallie's throwing up all over us in the bed. And then she. She wakes up and she's like, why did you throw up everywhere? I'm like, hellie, that was you? And I'm sleeping it.

[Halle]

Yeah. I was like, chicken.

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[Halle]

Anyhow, anywho. So I'm a drunk, but.

[Margot]

But now. But now you're not. You learned how to drink in college?

[Halle]

Well, I'm number professional. It's kind of my job.

[Margot]

And sometimes I feel like I did a dirty bar.

[Halle]

But sometimes you get out of hand.

[Margot]

Sometimes I get a little silly, goofy.

[Halle]

All right, we have. We're literally pregaming right now. Let's do another sip before we.

[Margot]

Thanks. We're going to a party.

[Halle]

We're going to a situation. Although there's a tornado that's supposed to happen right now but I think we could do like a nine part series with you on the show.

[Margot]

We could have a memoir, we could

[Halle]

have a write a book. But anyways, as always, I love you guys and we love Margot and you know to watch me YouTube and you can listen to me on any other platform. I will see you all next week. I love you all and much.

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[Halle]

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[Margot]

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[Halle]

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[Margot]

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[Halle]

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[Margot]

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[Halle]

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[Halle]

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