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When the D is good, you're kind of dodging it like this. Like, you're kind of like one, two, stepping it like this. Wait, not to the left, to the right. Like, I don't want to see it. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Foreign. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. Ho ho ho and happy holidays from Santa's favorite little sl. We're here sitting down to do another solo episode. I'm so happy to be here. I just got back from vacation and now it is the Christmas season. It's in full swing. And I thought, what better way to celebrate the holidays than to sit down with you guys and just start yapping again. Let's do like a year unwrapped Halle's edition. I want to talk about my situationships. I want to talk about my best nights out. I want to talk about my favorite vacations, my favorite hookups. And let's just have fun with it because I'm wearing a crazy ass wig right now and it's a little itchy. I'm not going to lie. I mean, you guys have to tell me if my Santa thing is shifted at all because, you know, I kind of think it looks good though. Like, if Mrs. Claus. Honestly, Mrs. Claus has the best job on earth, but, like, also the hardest job on earth knowing her man is out all night with a bunch of rap gifts drum dropping it off to a bunch of different, like, homes. Like, I would never trust a man like that. Like, how do you know what he's up to actually in those reindeer? Like, I don't trust. I don't trust men. So I could never. But I am Mrs. Claus today. And I thought we'd start the episode with Halle's dating wrapped of the year. Okay, I. I guess we'll start it this way. I didn't. I don't have a boyfriend right now. Like, I'm not dating anyone right now. I actually, I know I say this is like such an excuse, but, like, I have been so busy, I haven't even had time to like, take a piss. I've been everywhere and nowhere at the same time. I feel like New York is. My New York apartment has just become one very expensive storage unit. And I just go in there, I unpack and then repack, take a shower and then I dip out again. Like, it's. I'm never having no routine. It's starting to with me a little bit. But it's also like, I love my job. I'm so grateful that I get to travel and do all these fun things. But one week of normalcy would probably do my head a lot. Do my head. Well, I don't know if I'm saying that right. Do my head a lot of good. There we go. But let's see, did I go any dates this year? Like, do I consider like these one night stands dates? No. Like I haven't been on date all year. I think not one date. I've said no to a lot of dates, but I don't like to date. I. And I want to be better about dating. That's one of my goals this year. But like, I don't really make men priorities unless like, like I don't make dating a priority. I talk about this all the time. I'm really bad at that aspect of my life. I get the ick when someone asks me on a date. It seems so proper and almost like shocks my system because I'm not used to like being, you know, courted, I guess, in that kind of way. So when a guy asked me out, I'm like almost freaked out by the thought of it. But I have done sit down dinners with men. I think there was one in February that I went on because I was in this mindset, probably because I made it a New Year's resolution, like I do every year. I'll make dating a priority. It never turns out well. But like, I went on this date with this guy and you know, he came up to me. I was out to dinner with my friends at this restaurant and he came over and he was at dinner with his friends at that same restaurant. And he came over to the table and asked me out in front of all my friends. And he was tall, hot and cute and. And honestly I said yes because one, I was on the spot and two, I kind of respected the fact that he was so bold and confident to come over and just be like, hey, like, I think you're pretty, let's go on a date. And I was like, who me? Like, I was probably cross eyed at that point. So I said yes to him. And he looked tall, handsome and promising. And I was like, might as well go on a date. I remember we went to this like whiskey bar in Tribeca and I just remember thinking like, what am I gonna say next? What am I gonna say next? Which is something I have an issue with. Dating is like, if I don't Find them funny, which I did not find this guy funny. I. I start to get adhd, and I lose track of what we're talking about. And then I feel like I have to come up with new topics of conversation just to keep the conversation not awkward and normal. So I remember just feeling like, okay, we covered that. We covered that, and we covered that. We. What do I say next? And then he wanted to go to a different spot. And I'm like, oh, my God, how does the night end? And then the night ends. I'm like, I don't want to sleep with you. Which is a very telltale sign for me. Just, like, I don't sleep with this guy, and I don't think I want to go on a second date. But, like, how do you end the date? You kiss them? Do you kiss him good night? Like, what's protocol? Because I didn't want to kiss this guy, but then I felt like I had to kiss the guy. So I think I gave him a kiss on the cheek or he gave me a kiss on the cheek. But I would love to know, like, when you're ending a day and you're kind of iffy about it, do you still. If he goes in for the kiss, like, do you dodge it? This is where my. Me saying no and, like, not knowing what to do in certain situations and just taking the easier route is an issue of mine. So, like, I kind of don't like dates for that reason, because I didn't feel it with this guy. And I was like, you know what? How do we end this? Not on an awkward note, because I hate awkwardness. And I'm. I just wasn't in a blunt mood. Being like, I don't see a romantic connection here. Talking in general is a lot of work, especially over food, as we know. My struggles with food. That's a whole other factor that goes into dating because I get stressed out even being out to dinner with a man and just, like, that kind of setting. So I'm more of, like, a drinks person. Shocking. But this goes for, like, hookups, too, and booty calls as well, because I think I've told the story. Maybe not recently. I hooked up with this guy. He invited me over at midnight. Hottest guy I've ever gone with my whole entire life. Like, I will die on this hill. Like, he was so sexy, successful, hot. Like, almost too hot. Looked like a Disney prince. But, like, awkward. We weren't driving, and when he invited me over, like, we're flirty over text, he was kind of, like, sexual over text in like a forward way. And I was like, yeah, like, I'm gonna get to your hotel room and we're gonna. And like, it's gonna be awesome. But we. I got to his hotel room and he really just wanted to talk and he didn't know how to land the plane. And when I say land the plane, I mean, like, make a first move. Like, we were just sitting there talking, creating conversation for so long to the point where, like, we had covered every aspect of my life. Every crevice of my brain had been explored. Every crevice of his brain had been explored. I knew every sibling he had, every middle name of each sibling, every parent, divorce, etc, what sports you played growing up. He knew about every rehab stunt I've been into. Like, it was to the point where, like, I got up and started performing karate for him. I was doing Sanchin martial arts in front of this fucking man. Two in the morning, talking for two hours. But honestly, I think that's what sealed the deal. We hooked up after that. It was bumpy and not in a good way. It was just like awkward and I was just. After that, it was like, I don't know. He was also too sober and I was so aware that he was so sober. And he kept saying he had an early flight. And so it kind of felt like all this pressure and I knew I couldn't sleep over. Not that I wanted to, but like, it was just like, we got got, like, I have to do tomorrow. And like, you have to do tomorrow. So like, either you make a first move or like, I gotta go. At one point I was like, do you want me to leave? Like, I'm done talking. Like, this is getting exhausting. I have nothing else to say. Situationships over the year, I would say didn't really have any significant ones. I had a couple crushes throughout the year. I always have these light crushes and they all like, think I want to date them. And I will say having this career path, talking about dick so much online and like, talking about the guys I've hooked up with, even though I've never said a name ever. I've never like, said anyone's name. And they're lucky for that because I could be on here dropping names left and right, but that is not my mo. Like, that's not what I do at all. I just tell stories. And a lot of these stories, like, how do you know they're from last week or they're from two years ago? Sometimes I tell you, sometimes I don't. I Will say the fact that I speak so canonly and openly about my dating life and about, you know, I'm crass a lot of the times, and I'm. I can say exactly what I'm thinking, but I'm not changing that part about me just because a man doesn't like it. So it's. It's gonna take a minute, I think, for me to land a solid one. And I'm okay with that because I'm having fun right now. But situation chips, I mean, there was someone I had a crush on back in April. He was gay, but all these things are fleeting. I have so much, like, love adhd. I get in lust with all these guys. In hindsight, hindsight's always 20 20. I look back and I'm like, why the Did I even. What was I okay? Was I feverish that whole time? Probably. Probably feverish, like, with something crazy like the swine flu or something. Because I look back and I'm like, why the did I think I would, like, this guy? Or why the. Did I think I could introduce them to, like, my brothers, my dad? Like, it's like, never in a million years could I ever do that. But I think I want to start going out and start being more proactive about who I talk to instead of just, like, looking like a major, massive cunt in the corner. Also, I need to stop hooking up with degenerates. Like, I. I've hooked up with a few degenerates in recent months that are just really crazy. They put me to shame. I hooked up with this guy, and he was doing all the drugs, like, in front of me, like, 2C ketamine blow. And I wasn't doing them because it was, like, a Wednesday. And I don't indulge on crazy shit like that on, like, Wednesdays typically. But he was doing all this. All this crazy ass. Honestly, it was like hooking up with the Wolf of Wall Street. By the end of the night, like, it was. He didn't. He couldn't speak. And then the next morning, we woke up together. He does another bump of toosie and takes a shot of tequila. And then he's like. Took a cold shower. And I was like, I'm back to normal again. I'm gonna go shopping and get some lunch. And I was like, it's Wednesday. I'm gonna go and, like, get some work done. But, yeah, I need to, like, be a little more selective before I walk with, because I can't be doing that all on Wednesday. And I do, like, the thrill of it all. Like, it's fun to excites me to be with someone that's a little unhinged, but that shit's gonna get old real fast. And I'm starting to realize that a little bit. Like, I need a nice, solid man, but I fear a nice, solid man would bore the out of me. And then what? And then what do I do? Like, I almost don't want my frontal lobe to develop because then I like, feel like I'll be a little dull. But, like, I don't know. I haven't found the right person. And that's okay. I might be like 40 when I find the right person. That's not okay to me. Graded might be my forever husband. What was your most ho ho, ho behavior of this year? Probably sketchy September when I hooked up with like four different guys that month. Like back to back to back. But when it rains, it pours. And that was after like a six month drought. And my body was physically ailing. Like, I needed dick so bad I thought I was dying. And, you know, good things come come in threes, right? Is that a saying? Good things come in threes? So when I hooked up with one guy, there was just a couple. That fault that followed him not in the same day, but there was just like a busy month at one point. But I. I don't think I've hooked up with anyone, like, fully had sex in a few months, which is okay, because after September I was like, sore. Honestly. What was your most memorable hookup of 2025? Probably the guy that didn't like beds. That was a fun guy. He's a guy I hooked up with a few times, but he hated beds. And I always didn't question it and kind of just like, let him not choose beds. That gave me a lot of rug burn and a lot of bruising. Because if it wasn't a bed, it was my floor or my shower or the floor of the shower. My couch a lot. I have to get a new couch because of him, I think. But it was just like, why not the bed? But I honestly think he was probably the best ex I've had all year. But, like, I never got the bed thing. I'm like, why don't we choose, like the most comfortable spot? I have a nice, beautiful, large, beautiful bed and we're right next to it. Why don't you like the bed? I think he didn't like the bed because the bed reminded him that the night was over. But I was like, the night's just Beginning. If we get in my bed. I don't, I don't. I don't think you understand. I'm not trying to sleep in the bed, but like my back fucking hurts from this fucking rug. You don't understand. Why are we doing the rug on the floor. On the floor of my marble shower. My knees were purple. My knees were purple that whole month. But I like that guy. So I was like, okay, fine, no, we'll do the beds. But I never understood that that was probably my most memorable hookup because we did a lot of crazy shit. Honestly, he was the reason I got blackout shades in my bedroom because he did not want to see that sunshine creeping in. He just wanted it always be like nighttime because I had, I had blackout shades because I used to film my podcast in that main living room. So I put a blackout shade in the back so light could never come through. So you never knew what time of day it was. And like we would be going until like 9am So I had to put a blackout shade in my fucking bedroom to try to lure him to my that room. But like, he did not want to do it. I was like, get over the bed thing. I don't like it. But every single time it would suggest the bed. I didn't understand it anyways. Miss him. How many people did you sleep with this year? 7. A couple were repeats though, so I don't count them. So not seven new ones, but like seven people. Honestly, like, I don't think that that's that bad. I'm a single girl in New York, like, and honestly, I probably only had sex like 12 times this year. That's a lot less than someone in a relationship, let me just tell you that. But yeah, seven. And I stand on that hill. Love them all. Some of them are just like my friends, honestly, that I, you know, don't mind seeing their dicks. How many countries were represented? At least three. But like when they walk into my bedroom, I'm not like, what's your nationality? Yeah, maybe I should do like an intro interview and an exit interview, the whole nine. Make them feel like, like the bubbled things. Like, what's your nationality? Like blah, blah, blah. When was the last time you were tested? Which is honestly something I do ask now. When. When was the last time you were tested? Right, Because I feel like that's a safe thing to do. How many situationships did you survive? I don't think I would call anything I was in this year a situationship because it was never a situation to them. There is A couple of potential situationships. But, like, I'm really happy with the fact that this year my career is, like, my biggest thing. Men were kind of on the back burner, and that really showed because I didn't really have time to, like, cater to a situationship. But, like, I do have pen pals. I will say that. And I love a good pen pal. I will say I think having a pen pal is the best thing ever, because there's nothing like a little sexting here and there. And if they screenshot it and put it on the Internet, like, it's AI. Like, it's easy to have a pen pal now. But I wouldn't say I had a situationship this year at all. But I think that one was by choice because guys have, like, kind of, like, try to make a little bit of an effort with me, and I've said, no more than not, or like that I'm busy. How many nights did you go out just for one drink? None of them. I never go out for just one drink. Why leave the house if I'm going out and having a good time? I stay in all day. You know what I've been saying lately when I'm, like, out, I'll be like, oh, my God, I've been up all day. And people look at me like, what do you mean you've been up all day? Everyone's been up all day. But, like, you know what I mean? Like, I've been up all day. Like, I'm tired, but when I go out, I go out, and it's never casual. Like, I don't really want it to be casual, but I've been trying to cap it at two drinks because I want to remember important conversations, you know? So I. I know. I remember last time I just went out for one drink. But, like, that's a me problem. That's a me. That's between me and my liver. What is something you did that should get you on the naughty list? I feel like everything I like, I run that list. I feel like at this point, like, I don't even know. Like, everything. Everything I do could be in some way deemed as naughty or bad in some way. I just like to remind myself that I'm a good, kind, nice person at the end of the day. But when it comes to, you know, dating in my sex life and the men I choose to, like, keep me warm, I would say that there's a lot of things that I've done that put me in the naughty list, like putting a butt plug in some guy's ass. But. But they asked for it. I feel like that would put me on the naughty list or you know, 48 hour benders, Tuesday, Wednesday. There's no need to do that. That'd probably put me on the naughty list. There's so many things that have said on this podcast that have actually put me on the naughty list in the public eye just by my mouth and it's inability to shut the up. Sometimes I feel like that's gotten me on the naughty list. I feel like I am on the naughty list. If we were to ask anyone on the street, show them a clip of my show and they would be like she's on the naughty list. I think I'm sitting here as Mrs. Claus and I have a fucking vape in my my little pouch where I'm supposed to keep cookie dough or some like that or Santa's nice list or something. And I have a vape in here. H. You know What? I bet Mrs. Claus vapes to keep her man in check. What is something you did that should get you on the nice list? You know, I will say you can have whatever perception of me, but I feel like I'm a very nice and kind person to people. I was just thinking that cuz I went on a brand trip recently and I find myself going out of my way to make sure that everyone feels included. So stuff cuz I know those brand trips or trips in general where you. Or like either like not even brand trips. They could be like just influencer gatherings. I feel like I stick my neck out just so people. Just so I say hi to everyone, introduce myself and I'm kind to everyone and I feel like that goes a long way with people and just being just a nice person. You could think I'm a hoe or whatever the you want to think about me and how I speak on the Internet. But like meet me in person. I swear you'd probably think I'm like pretty nice and not to shoot my own fucking horn here, but I would say like that's a good quality I have about me. I think that would put me on the nice list also. Just I feel like I've made more of an effort to show up for my friends a bit more this year and just being happy and celebrating their wins. I feel like that would put me on the nice list because I feel like there's been a lot of big things happening and like my closest friends and family's lives recently and I try to make an effort to celebrate their wins just as much as I would celebrate my own and I feel like that's an important thing to do and yeah, I think that's what would put me on the nice list. Who is your favorite person you've met this year? I don't know. There's so many people I met this year that were amazing. Like Dylan Kvich, who I'm having on for this next episode. Amazing, funny, such a great addition to my life. Such a funny, genuine person and he means so well and I think he's a superstar. Tana Mojo, who I had on my show, I thought, I mean we'd been parasocial for so long. I felt like I knew her, but I met her in the flesh this year. So beautiful, so smart, so well spoken. I think she was amazing as well. A great person to have met this year. Connor Wood, I believe I met physically this year and he's become one of my besties. Fibula love him but like I've met so many beautiful people this year and I feel like 2026 when I have on more guests on the show, I'm going to meet a lot more beautiful, fun people that I'm so excited about. What was your most chaotic night out? I mean, every night I go out is nuts and chaotic and really scary and crazy. I've had a couple nights out recently where I have early flights and I've decided that my best way to tackle early flights, like, and I'm talking like six amers, the best way to tackle those is to party my ass off the night before and go straight from the club to the airport. And I don't know if I recommend that to anyone. I'm trying to think of my most chaotic night though. Like those kind of nights where like you just stay up all night at someone's apartment and then you're like, okay, it's time for breakfast and then you go get breakfast and then you go back to someone's apartment and just like keep the party going. But like I feel like some of the most chaotic nights have been out there was unwell events either in Vegas or Miami where it's a whole schedule and it's a whole motley group of people and we go to these like I think Miami especially we would start in the morning, have a day event and then we'd go out and then we'd go to the strip club and then we'd have an after the strip club. And the same thing with Vegas, we'd have like a show and then we would do something after the show and then we'd do something after that show and then we'd end up like gambling until like the wee hours in the morning and then we end up in someone, someone's hotel room or like, you know, someone end up in my hotel room. Like there's been a couple crazy nights at those events. Those. That's why the unwell events are my favorite events. And I wish they were every week. And I wish I could make every single one of them because usually those are like my most memorable, unrememberable nights because they involve a lot of indulging and tasty cocktails. What neighborhood did you do the most damage in this year? I do damage in every neighborhood I step into, but I would probably Soho. West Village would probably be the nights where I'm just literally bopping around from bar to bar to bar to bar to bar. And then we'll probably end up in my apartment or one of my friends apartments for an after. And you know, this year I've been the queen of fucking afters. I, I love an afters. And hopefully there's more to come in 2026 because afters in the memories that are made, in the giggles that are shared, in the friendships that are bonded so heavily at the afters, when everyone's just changing into their cozies and indulging in some extracurricular activities, that's when you have your best conversations. And I feel like that's where you make your, your best friends. The scaries are so worth the that goes down at the afters in my opinion, because it just like builds friendship and lore and inside jokes. And one thing about me is I love a inside joke. But I would probably say where's like, you know, where's beyond the pale in that street? All right, so beyond the pale. So I would say soho because especially that street, it has Spring Lounge and like all those like different little like areas you can hit. And also Tribeca too. I found myself at a couple bars in Tribeca. The Roxy Hotel has had a couple blurry nights, but like pretty much soho, West Village, Tribeca, rarely East Village, but like East Village. I can get in some trouble there too because those are like dive bari, dive bar areas for me. Like where you're like drinking beer and I, I don't go over there that often, but when I do go, do go over there, I always have a pretty good time. What was your late night, hyper fixation drunk meal? I love like a good, saucy, like pizza, like if someone orders a pizza when you're like kind of like, tipsy late nighting. And it's a nice, like, saucy, cheesy pizza. Like, that is the best strong food ever, in my opinion. You're getting carbs, you're getting all the things, you're getting the grease. And honestly, you'll feel like shit in the morning. But I think it's worth it. I would say pizza has been my most recent drunk night hyper fixation meal. Like, usually when I only order, like, drunk food when I'm like, in a group of people, but I do order hangover food and it's always Joe Shanghai soup dumplings. Because it's like, fills you up, but also it's like kind of like warm. It's like a soup dumpling or monk mag. I think it's called Monk McGinn. Monks McGinn. No, it's called Monk McGin. And it is the best as like, shepherd's pie, onion rings, like that. That's also good for groups. If you're really, really hungover and you think, why are you ordering shepherd's pie and chicken pot pie and like. But like, it is good hungover. It's like it feeds your soul when you're hungover on a Sunday, I promise you that. Or Asheval, the best burger in Manhattan and has a really good friendship as well. What is a mindset or behavior you're leaving in 2025? Comparison. I think comparison is the thief of joy. And at the end of the day, I would like to sit up here and say, like, you know, I don't compare my. I really try not to. And I think I'm actually become a lot better at it. Comparing myself to other people, whether that's where they are in life or what they look like. I just feel like in 2026, I want to be grateful for what I have and give myself some grace and just remind myself that I'm still young, it's still okay to make mistakes, and I still have so much to learn. Like, so much to learn and so much growing up to do. And I also, like, need to keep reminding myself that where I am at in life, me 10 years ago, would be like, no fucking way. They would be like, there's no fucking way you'd be where you are right now. So I need to remember, like, the moment I'm living in right now. Like, younger me would have, like, prayed for that. So and just to like, be grateful and excited for like, every opportunity and everything that is thrown in my face. And I just want to be able to say yes to everything in 2026, again, like, really saying yes to fun opportunities and pushing myself out of my comfort zone. A lot of people don't know this, but I really do. I am a very anxious person, especially when it comes to public speaking. A goal of mine is to, like, be able to go on tour one day and to get up in front of, like, everyone that watches this show and to make them laugh and to see everyone in real life and to be able to, like, put on a good show with no fears of, like, getting on stage and having that aspect of public speaking. I really want to get over that. I've been doing little things and little speaking things in little, like, you know, I'll try to do guest appearances on X, Y, and Z just to push myself out of that comfort zone. So I get, like, that practice talking. Because people that can talk without, like, stuttering or, like, getting nervous or, like, sweaty or, like, you know, jumping on their words or whatever, like, that's a skill that. That is the skill I wish I was born with, and I wish I practiced that more when I was younger. But, like, everything practice makes perfect. So I want to get better at that and just, like, eliminating that mindset of fear and that people, like, you know, like, I have imposter syndrome. I feel like I'm, like, not good enough in a lot of ways still. But I need to get over that. And 2026 is the year of getting over that and just being a little bit more kinder and fearless. That was a lot of words at once. But, like, I feel like I got some sort of message across right? This podcast is only a year old, which is crazy to say. Like, I've been doing this for one year, and I had to redo this pilot a few times. Sitting down, talking to the camera, trying to be funny. It's so much different than, like, propping your phone up when you're, like, in your room alone and just being like, all right, making a joke. And you're like, oh, I didn't like the way that hit. I can edit that. And I used to do that all the time. Like, do, like, 19 edits of something. But, like, the more I was doing that, the more inauthentic it came out. And I was like, you're better if you're just, like, calm. Relax, and you just tell your fucking story from your chest and not work. Like, it is interesting sitting here doing a long format show by yourself. Cause I'm talking to the camera right now, and no one's reacting to anything. I'm saying, I hope, like, sunny in the background, like, has a little giggle or a little smile sometimes. But, like, really, like, I'm just talking to myself for an hour and a half. But I feel like I practiced that a lot this year, and now I love doing solo episodes because I feel like this is the time where I get to, like, actually connect with you guys, and that makes me happy. So practice makes perfect. What was your favorite episode of the podcast to record this year? That's so hard to say because I've had so many good ones and so many good ones. As I've gotten better at it, I will say the Tana episode. Like, I've never laughed like that my life. Like, she had me on the floor. Like, the whole episode was just giggles. Like, I still see clips of that on my for you page. And, like, I'm. I crack up every single time. The ones with Lauren and Liv, I am obsessed with Ingredon. Like, the ones where I'm just, like, sitting with my friends and just, like, talking shop and just, like, really debriefing obsessed with those. Oh, Miami was a really good one. The Miami. So with Rachel and Graydon, the episode where Greydon fell asleep on the podcast because the altitude, we were like Lake Tahoe and he just passed out mid episode. Half the episode he's just sleeping. And also the episodes with my brothers, my siblings, because I feel like that kind of, like, route, like, when once I have my siblings on, it, like, gives people, like, more of, like, a 3D perspective, like, more of an insight to, like, why I am the way I am. And it's because I feel like my siblings, you know, they add to the lore a little bit. And I feel like those episodes were both funny, nostalgic, but also, like, insightful. Both of my brothers, I would say, are very well spoken. Another goal for 2026 is I'm having my dad on and I'm having my sister and my mom on. Yeah. So my dad will be coming on my show along with some new, exciting updates to the pod this upcoming year. It'll be all good, but I'm. I promise you guys it'll be worth the wait. And I'm very, very much looking forward to that. But, yeah, like I said, hard to choose from. I could keep going for hours on this, but probably those. Also, I feel like the Alex, when Alex came on was a pretty good episode. That was, like, months ago. It felt like yesterday. What was your favorite vacation of the year? Hands down, Mykonos with Alex, Matt, Max, Greydon, Laurens, Both the Laurens significant others like that. Me and Graydon and Lauren talk about this trip once a week. I'm not even kidding. That was the best, most fun trip of. Of my. I've never felt more at peace during the day and never had the most fun at night. And I, like, still, like, get upset that it's over. Like, after that trip ended, I remember how much I was, like, looking forward to that trip. And when it ended, I felt like a part of me died. I'm not even kidding. I was like, I have nothing else to live for after this. Like, what do I have to look forward to? Like, nothing. Nothing. And so far, nothing's lived up to that trip. I mean, I've had amazing trips. I just had an amazing trip in Turks and Caicos with tarte. That was a great trip. I just had an amazing trip in Cabo with Hero Cosmetics. That was a great trip. I've had some good Miami trips, a great Vegas trip. I've had so many good trips this year. But Mykonos by far take the cake. And I can't even talk about it. It makes me, like, emo. I want to go back. Okay, on to the next segment. Let's do the naughty or nice list. If I say naughty, I don't approve. If I say nice, I approve. Holiday themed cocktails. Nice. But, like, relax. Starbucks does the most with this. Like, I don't need a themed cocktail for literally every leaf that falls onto the ground in every snowflake. It's literally gotten out of hand. Like, I don't need, like, a spiced eggnog latte. Will I order it once just to try? Yes, absolutely. But it kind of gets out of hand. But I do with eggnog. But, yes, I approve of this. Sleeping with someone who is in town just for the holidays. I would say nice. Like, if you can get dick, get dick. As long as you're not gonna get sad after. But, like, isn't that what we do on, like, Blackout Wednesday? Like, everyone's home for the holidays. Like, whose dick are you going to suck? And then you go back to your respective areas of the world. That's literally what Blackout Wednesday is for. It's a holiday in itself. So, yeah, I think this is okay to do. I approve going out to the club for New Year's Eve. I have mixed feelings about this. I would say it's naughty and nice. I do not like New Year's Eve and I will not be out at a club this year. I'm doing something a little Bit more chill. I don't like New Year's Eve because of how packed it is. You have so many plans and I feel like you have so many expectations and they always feel like none of them come to fruition. Also, New Year's Eve makes me like, really emo and nostalgic. I think about, like, how the fact that like, I'll never see the year before ever again. Does that ever, anyone ever feel like that? Like, oh my God, like I'll never see 20, the number 2025 again on my calendar. Like that makes me literally want to jump out the window. I don't know why I get like. Like I said, I get really weird around the holidays. So that's just me. So I'm mixed on that. Text your ex. Merry Christmas. Naughty. Don't do that. Unless you don't do that. I was supposed to be really toxic for a second. Don't do that. Naughty. Getting drunk on Christmas. Nice. Without hesitation. Nice. You should be getting drunk on Christmas. Unless you have an addiction to alcohol, then I would say don't do that. Please do not do that. I think getting drunk on Christmas with your family is the best part of Christmas. Like you're with your people, it's jolly. The fucking Christmas music's going. You're like, merry Christmas to you. Wait, that's birthday song. Rudolph the Red Nose right in there. Like, you're just like vibing with your fam. Like, drink that eggnog, drink that champagne. Get fucked up. Take a nap. Wake up, drink more, take another nap, Watch a Christmas movie. That's what Christmas is about. That's what I'll be doing this year. Sexting while you're at your parents house? Where else am I gonna do it? Just during the holidays. I mean, yeah, I'm not like sexting my parents, but like if I'm in their roof and someone's sexting me, I will reply, I will engage. I don't think that's that weird though. I'm not like announcing it to the dinner table. Hey, I'm sexting. Like, look at this rod that he just sent me. Like, I'm not doing that, but like a little under the table. Like, ooh, ooh. Okay, okay. Maybe go to the bathroom. Send nude upstairs away from your family. But like, I'm not like announcing it. That's fucking crazy. I don't think that's bad. Honestly. Re gifting something you haven't opened yet. I mean, what if it's like a really sick gift? I don't know if I would do this. But, like, if you know it's an ass gift and you just want to re gift, I would say this is a nice thing. Nice thing to do. At least you're giving a gift you're keeping in the Christmas spirit. What do you mean? I don't think this is that bad. But like, what if It's a Canon G7X? Food for thought. Food for thought. Lying about how many people you're seeing to a new guy. It's a new guy. I don't have to tell them. I think you can lie to them about whatever. It's a new guy. Like, why are they even asking that question? Tell them to mind their business. How about that? Until, like, you guys are exclusive, you can see whoever the fuck you want. Unless it's like, their best friend, then I guess it's kind of weird. But like, no, it's a new guy. You don't have to tell them anything. Unless you have, like, herpes. Then tell them that, I guess. Hooking up with friends, Nice. I do this. I do this often. Sometimes you're just vibing with your friends and it's a late night and you slip and you fall and you end up with a dick in your mouth. And that's okay. I don't think that's the end of the world. As long as you can, like, hold those boundaries. I've done that a couple times. It's okay. I live to tell the story. I'm here with. I'm here. I'm not heartbroken. But like, these guys that I get with that are my friends, I don't want to date anyways, they don't want to date me. So, like, there's boundaries already set. So I would say it's okay. But if you have a crush on the guy and he doesn't like you back like that, and then randomly you sleep together, like, I don't know if that's a good idea because you don't want to get your feelings hurt, but it's all circumstantial. Ending things via text, I would say that's pretty naughty. I don't agree with that, but. But I've done it. I don't agree with it, but I've done it. Sometimes you just don't want to make the phone call. It depends how far you are you in the relationship? How old are you? Are you 17? Like, hopefully no one is that 17 is listening to the show. But maybe. But like, it depends how long you've been talking, how long you've been dating. I don't think necessarily ending things over text is ever a good thing. But like, if you're ending like a little fling over text, I've done that before, so. But like, I'm not always a great person. Sometimes this is an instance. But I would say that's a bad thing to do. Don't be like me staying longer than you should because the sex is good. Um, again, like, should we do this now? Do I do this? Yes. If a guy's good in bed, which is honestly harder to, like, harder to come by than one would think. You get dickmatized. You get in a little. You get a little loopy, and you want to hold onto that good dick. And I get that. And I support you on that endeavor because we've all been there. And every red flag that's thrown in your face besides his dick, every red flag that's thrown in your face when the dick is good, you're kind of dodging it like this. Like, you're kind of like one, two, stepping it like this. Wait, that's the lip. That's the right. Like, I don't want to see it. The red, the red flag could be magenta. And I would still be like, okay, the dick is good. Let's continue. But should we do this? No. Do we do this? Yes, girlhood, we do this. Maybe one day we'll learn, but maybe not. I don't know. Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh, leaving your friends at the bar to go home with a guy. I have rarely done this. We talked about this with Lauren in a, in a recent episode. I don't really do this, but guys don't usually hit me up until like 2am and Lauren's already in bed. So, like, I don't really hurt anyone's feelings. But I've left friends. I would never leave a girlfriend alone at a bar to go meet up with a guy that's not safe. Like, I do believe in the buddy system in New York City. So if I'm leaving to go home with a guy, I need to make sure that my friend is also set or with someone or in an Uber as well. Or else I, like, physically wouldn't feel good about leaving her. But I never run into that problem with my friends. Cause Lauren likes to go bed early and lives usually there, and she likes to go to bed early. So, like, if I'm not there, Lauren has a buddy. Liv has a buddy. Like, I'm never leaving anyone out to dry. And that's on kindness and being a good person, so period to that. But I would say don't do this. Like there's a fucking. A bunch of creepos out in New York City or any big city in general. You don't want to leave your girlfriend there alone. That's a fucking asshole move. Flirting for free drinks even though you have a boyfriend. Yeah, I would say this is pretty bad. I would say this is naughty. I. When I have a boyfriend, I'm actually like, I would never do that. I'm pretty. Like, I would if I had a boyfriend. Super hypothetical. I would never do that. A drink cannot taste that fucking good, babe. Like, go get. Go get. Like, go spend the 20 bucks on your own drink and stay a loyal queen. I just don't believe in that. Single. Let's reverse this. If I was single and I was flirting with a guy to get a free drink that I had no interest in, now that's a different story. And I think that's okay because I've done that many times before. You kind of flirt at the bar. You're like giving a little smile, smile. And then he gets you the drink. But sometimes they just offer the drink. When are they going to say no? No, I'm not going to say no to that. What? No. But sometimes they just take the drink and then you skedaddle. But never, never, never if you're in a relationship. I do think that crosses a line. And if I'm saying that, then, like, it must be crossing a serious line. Naughty or nice? Going to the afters. Naughty and nice. I mean, yes, we love the fucking afters. It's when it's after. So clock. It could be mid party and, like, the vibes are still high at the bar, the club, or wherever I'm at with my friends. And I'll like whisper into their ear and be like, guys, I'm so excited to go the afters. Like, it's gonna be so much fun. Like, I can't worship the afters. Should be a minor years. Like, do we have enough alcohol for that? Afters time. As we're like in the middle of the dance floor, the club, I'll be like, going up to all them guys. Like, the afters. Wait. And then it's just like, survival of the fittest at the afters. Who can be the last man standing? Some people just fall asleep. Some people stay awake. Un, un, un. But I love it afters. It just brings a smile to my face. Okay. Hooking up with someone you work with, that's hot. I mean, I Would say that's naughty, don't do that. Would I do that if I worked a normal job? I guess I've hooked up with people that I work with. I've hooked up with a lot of people in this world. Influencers, I guess. Definitely people in this world. So I don't know, does that even count? I don't work for them. I would say people would say this is bad, don't do that. But I think that's so hot. Do adds to the lore. But like don't get yourself fired or pregnant lying about what you're looking for to save their feelings. I would say this is bad. Always be honest about what you're looking for. Even if it hurts their feelings, they need to hear it, they need to learn. And once they hear the truth, that will, I mean that's so cheesy to say. The truth will set them free, but it will be blunt, be direct. It's gonna suck for about 30 seconds to like deliver that message. But they will take that, heal, cope and then move forward. They're never gonna be like second guessing. And it also like lying is never good. It happens sometimes, but like you know, it doesn't take a dumbass. Like lying's bad, but it happens. White lies happens sometimes. But I wouldn't lie about something like this just to save face or save like I don't know, I wouldn't do it. Have I done it? Probably. But I would say don't do it. Well, it's fucking. I bet Mrs. Claus must have the strongest fucking lint roller ever. Drinking before flights at the airport. My favorite activity. Nice. Approve. Thumbs up. Double thumbs up. Love it. I love, love, love drinking at airports. Cuz like I have flight anxiety. It's also like fun. Like I was just at the airport for like nine hours yesterday waiting for my flight and I had the best time of my life. And then you get in the flight and have your like little pre flight drink and then you're like hey. And then the turbulence starts to hit and you're like whoa. And it's just like, like that's my favorite part of flying. Please. It also like takes the nerves, like takes the edge off a little bit. Like who likes turbulence? Unless you're a sicko. Honestly, sometimes the turbulence be hit and. Right. But who am I to say? And then you can also nap too on a flight if it's long enough. Okay. Not buying a return flight, I would say nice. I do this all the time. But like I'm very much a type B planner. It's like I never know when I'm gonna go home. I also never know where I'm going to go home to. Cause sometimes I'll go to la, won't book a return flight. Cause I don't know, maybe I'll go back to Boston or maybe I'll go back to New York, or maybe I'll like go somewhere fucking random like Cabo. I always pack my passport. Who knows? But I think this is okay. And lastly, dating app culture. I would say it's gone out of hand. But like I. I would say I think this is a. I approve of it because I go on every Sunday looking for validation. I'm swiping, swiping on that little swiper. No swiping, just looking to. For a little match. Maybe a little hello, someone telling me that I look cute. Although, like I'm looking at my phone like a gremlin because of the night before. I just had. But like, I have a good profile. But anyways, that was a fun little, jolly little holiday episode with you guys. I love doing these. I hope everyone has a great Christmas. I will be off the week of Christmas, which I believe is December 25th, on that Thursday. Well, obviously I know Christmas is on December 25th, but that's when it lands. But I will be back January 1st. We're going to kick off the new year with a fun, extra dirty episode. I hope everyone enjoys the holidays. I will see you all next year.