← Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
My ins & outs list *age gaps, muting, & gossip!*
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BESOS BABES welcome back to the program! It's a naughty, nasty new year, and Hallie sits down solo to update you on all things holiday, new men, gay hockey players, & more! Then Hallie brings us through her ins and outs of 2026: filming in public, age gap relationships, muting Dua Lipa, light hearted gossiping, and HATING STANDING. Then Hallie answers your questianas! Enjoy babe muah! 💋
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Each product is directed heated, vibrally, which I can barely pronounce that second word, is the hottest show I've ever watched. And now I want to go to hockey games. That's all I want to do is. I just want to go and watch hockey and then masturbate after, I guess. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hello, everyone, and welcome back to extra dirty. Happy 2026. I haven't sat down in this room since the new year, so I'm very happy to be here with you guys. And I thought today we'd, like, kick it off with a solo episode and just, like, sit down and do some yapping and hang out, just me and you guys. I feel like I haven't recorded, I think, since a few weeks. So, you know, lots happened. We had Christmas with the New Year's. It was one big bender. No one talks about the bender between November that goes all the way through the new year. Like, it can physically feel my kidney throbbing in my side or wherever it is. I think all my organs honestly hate me at this point. But let's talk about what happened. So I. After our big shopping spree that my family does here in New York City, we went back to Boston, where we celebrated Christmas with my family one night, and then my sister and her fiance's family another night. And it was a lot of fun, a lot of drinking. But honestly, let me just say this. The amount of time spent at my parents Home. It was just almost too much because it was my childhood home, but I almost feel like I was a stranger in their home, if that makes any sense. Like they have their own program now that does not involve four children and. And having a bunch of kids, their kids come back to their home during that time period. I feel like it throws off their schedule. I kind of feel like I'm walking on eggshells. They're working out, they're doing productive things. I'm coming home at like 4am for no reason. I felt like a little like I'm not in my own home, I'm in someone else's home. I don't know if I should feel like that because they're my parents. I mean, I love him very much, but like, it was just kind of a weird Justin. And by the time that the two weeks had like passed, I was like, I am ready to like, get out of here. And so I was there for like a week and a half. And then on like 28th, I went to Sun Valley with some friends. Sun Valley, if anyone doesn't know it, because I didn't know it. It's like a hidden gem in the West Coast. It's a to get to, but it's beautiful, beautiful mountains. They didn't have a ton of snow. And I was kind of pissed off because I rented skis for five days and that wasn't cheap. And I didn't even put a boot on. Not a single boot was put on my foot. And I rented the skis for that long. I also got this beautiful Airbnb that was amazing. And yeah, it was a lot of hitting bars, a lot of a pre. And just like debauchery. Debauchery. I need to pick up a dictionary. That's one of my New Year's resolutions this episode. I'm gonna definitely go in my ins and outs of the year. But before that, let's talk about New Year's Eve a little bit. So we went to this big party on the base of the mountain and it was a lot young people. Like, it was either really young people, like 21 college age kids, or it was grandparents or parents. But like, I feel like my age being 28, 29, 30ish, I feel like there was no one in that category. And then we went to a party after and then there was this guy following me around like a little puppy dog. And then I almost had a foursome with like two gay men and the guy. It was like a lot of things going on, like this guy was just, like, there at the end of the night. And it was like 5am and I was like, okay, fine, fine. And then he, like, started going down on me in, like, one of the side rooms. And I was like, wait, this is really. Like, people are still here at this party. Anyone could walk by right now. So then we went into my room and. Or like, a side bedroom. And then my friend came in with his guy. And then we're all in the same bed with the speakerphone, just, like, all hooking up. And then I was like, wait, this is kind of weird. We should not have a 4 or something. I mean, I was down. The guy was with those, like, we're not doing this. And I was like, all I want to do is just make out with gay men. I used to, like, come on the show on the fact that all I get with is gay men. And now I want to return back to getting with gay men. Because heated vibrally, which I can barely pronounce that second word, is the hottest show I've ever watched. I binge watch it in one sitting. So I watched all six or seven episodes in one sitting. And may I say, that is one of the most beautiful pieces of cinematic work I've ever seen in my whole entire life. Like, I don't. I think why people are so obsessed with it is because you see this element of, like, communication that I feel like people don't, like, typically see. There's, like, a lot of, like, love and communication and straightforwardness that I feel like you don't really see a lot in heterosexual couples. I can't even say words right now. Heterosexual couples. Also, every single one of the characters was so hot, like, hip, the hottest man I've ever seen. Like, his boyfriend, the hottest man I've ever seen. And now I want to go to hockey games. That's all I want to do, is I just want to go and watch hockey and then masturbate after, I guess. So, hooking up with a guy. We didn't have sex. I've been doing this new thing lately where I like edge men, which is also one of my ins for New Year's, is like, to just blue ball everyone. I think that's the kind of attitude I want to have. So I was just, like, getting with him, and then we didn't have sex. I've been doing that a lot lately, which I think is good for me. I think I've been doing that a bit intentionally because I just can't. I'm, like, sick of my body count. Going up. Honestly, I just need to start recycling the people I have in my past. But I also want nothing to do with those people. But if I happen to hook up with someone I've hooked up with in the past few years, then it happens. It happens. But I just don't want to get with new people. I also don't want to do the whole, like, getting to know someone right now. I'm so, like, not in that mindset, but I really want to crush. I just don't want to go through the phases of, like, beginning stages when you're, like, talking to a guy where it's like, kind of exciting, but then you kind of like, have to like. And then it like, crashes and burns and then you're like, oh, and now I have to get to get. Get to know someone else. And it just like, becomes this whole, like, repetitive cycle of nonsense. And it like, takes a lot of you. And I'm lazy and I don't feel like it, like, at all. And I realized dating is a proactive sport slash hobby. And I don't play sports. I never played sports in high school. I played. I had to play sports, but I didn't do it by choice. It was because my school made me. I just don't like doing extracurricular activities. That's not just not my thing. So I don't want to, like, go out of my way to, like, date. It sounds honestly like the worst thing ever. But I also don't want to die alone. And that's what also this new year had me reflecting on, you know, a lot of engagements. And also the new year brings, yes, a big sense of gratitude and, you know, holidays and it's bright and beautiful, but also brings this weird sense of, like, reflection and nostalgia. I've talked about this a little bit before and just like, kind of feeling like, I don't know, disappointed in yourself. Like, I always tend to, like, be a really big pessimist at the end of the year. And I hate when people start making all these, like, New Year's like, resolutions solutions and like, dry January and they're, they're like, trying to be like a crazy, better version of their themselves, which, like, power to them. But, like, I don't want to set myself up for failure like that. So I never make New Year's resolutions. My only New Year's resolutions is to be funnier and prettier than the year prior, which is always achievable, I think. But I feel like I'm kind of getting dumber. So I Download Duolingo and I can barely, you know, say croissant or like, merci. We book bootcamp. I can't say. And I've been on this app for like 20 days now, but we'll see. I just need to pick up a dictionary this year because I'm starting to think that I'm like, speaking in brain rot. Like, everything I say is like some tick tock meme. Like, I need to get off the for you page. I am way too chronically online now that I'm like, kind of talking about ins and outs. I feel like, let's do a whole segment on ins and outs. I have a lot of ins and I have a lot of outs in full. Disclaimer. I'm looking at both cameras right here. You and you. I never claim to be a role model. I'm honestly a fudgeing idiot most of the time. So if anything, learn what not to do for me. But I will give you my ins and outs. And they're just coming from my heart, my full fake chest. And maybe throughout the year with some character development, I'll look back on this list and say, wow, you were a fucking dumb whore. I'll probably do that anyways. But let's go through these first. In beta blockers, I think we need to bring beta. Like, I want a beta blocker. Everyone says the best things about beta blockers. And little thing that people don't know about me is I get so nervous when it comes to public speaking. Public, reading, public, anything. Like, to the point where, like, I don't even want to give a speech at my best friends and sister's wedding because I will stutter, I'll freak out, I'll get heart palpitations. I have really bad anxiety, which is probably why I rely heavily on alcohol for most things. But I'm going to try those because I'm going to have to give a lot of speeches this year. And, like, what if I go on, like, tour for this fucking show? I don't want to freak out and like, blank on stage and then forget how to read. Next is low rise jeans. And I'm saying this because I think low rise jeans are cunt. And the best fitting jeans in my opinion. They work for my body type, I think. And I just like the way they look with, like, a hoodie, with sneakers, with heels, cute little jacket, a cute little trench. I feel like they've already been making a comeback, but I want them to, like, go full fledged. Like, I want what's the brand? True religion to make a full swing in 2026. Third, we just talked on this a little bit. Using my mind productively, I signed up with a French tutor, and I downloaded duolingo. And we'll see how far that gets me. My mom's fluent in French and my brother is fluent in Spanish, so I want to be fluent in French. Not because, like, honestly, not even because I want to be more productive and, like, watch less reality TV, but, like, I think I would be, like, 10 times hotter if I was bilingual. Like, let's be real. If I could just whip French out of my snack match and to start speaking French at a restaurant, you would sleep with me. Thank you. Irish exiting. This is something I'm trying to get better at. It's a skill. It's not always easy to just get up and run out the door. You have to be calculated. So it's a skill I've been practicing. If you don't know what Irish exiting is, it's basically getting up, saying no when you're saying goodbye, and just dip the out of there. I think the trick to it is saying hi, like, Billy Bob, I need to go pee or I need to go take a dump. I'll be right back. That'll really throw them off. And then you just dip out of there. But the thing that's hard about it is, like, what if you have a bag, Like, a purse? Then it's, like, obvious. I guess you could be, like, doing your, like, lipstick in the bathroom. I don't know. But I'm perfecting that in 2026. Next is saying no to, like, a lot of things. Whether that's a dick in my face or whether that's an opportunity that presents itself like a brand dinner that I really don't need to be at. Because, guys, I literally will show up to an opening of a fucking envelope. Like, I need to stop. If it's not going to help me in, like, my career and get a step further in life, there's no need for me to be there, in my opinion. Unless, like, all my friends are going and then I'll get really big fomo, then I would go. But also, like, saying no to men because, like, I would dare say I'm on the easier side. Like, it doesn't take much. It takes two martinis and, like, a smile at this point. But I think in 2026, I'm gonna be hard to get. I can't even say that without giggling. DraftKings Casino brings the fun part of the holidays. The surprise, the excitement, the payoff without the stress. New players download the DraftKings casino app and use code EXTRA dirty. Play 5 bucks and get 50 spins a day for 10 days on cash Eruption Slots. That's Code Extra Dirty and enjoy the holidays on the house. My gift to you this holiday season with DraftKings Casino in partnership with DraftKings Casino. The crown is yours. Gambling problem call 1-800- GAMBLER in Connecticut. Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly. 21 plus physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Void in Ontario eligibility restrictions apply. 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I just want to start, like lying to people I don't know to get things that I want. Like a drink at a bar. Like maybe telling someone a random gimmick about like my childhood that didn't happen just to like tell a story and have a conversation honestly. Like, that sounds fun, like little white lies, nothing crazy. But I think I want to start doing that. I don't know why that just popped into my head. I feel like it needed to be added to the list. Next is filming in public and not giving a about that. I don't like, love doing this in public. Like, I don't know how some of my influencer friends just like whip their camera out of their and start like recording in front of groups of people. Like in the middle of the street of New York. Like, there's a lot of people walking around in New York, New York. I really don't know how they do that, but I envy that power. And so I just like want to stop giving a honestly and start doing that because I need to start posting outside more and less in my apartment because I think some people think I'm like held hostage sometimes with my tick tocks shutting the up and telling people to shut the up. I think in 2026 more people should shut the upper, including myself. Like, I think sometimes I just need to shut the up, literally. And a lot of people I know need to shut the up. So I think in 2026 we should really take that on with our full chests and really just shut the up together. And yeah, the next is poppers. I was doing poppers in Miami like six months ago and I just really felt like I was flying through the midnight sky and I was like, you know what I want to bring into 2026 is some poppers. That sounds like the best time ever. I just want to feel like, loose. I'm like kind of tense recently. No, I just need to get laid, honestly. But poppers would help too. Honestly, the two of those together. Beautiful. Next is muting people. So I mute everyone I've slept with and I also put them into my general comment section. So if I've hooked up with you, if we made out, if we even talked, you're DMs fall into my general and your stories and posts in feed are all muted. So I'll Never view anything you do just because I don't want to be reminded of your dick in my face or just like, I don't know. It's a weird tic I have, but I mute everyone. Or if like, like for instance, like Dua Lipa, she's just too hot beyond words. Like the hottest person to walk this planet Earth. And sometimes I just can't fathom fucking looking at her. So I mute her sometimes. But I always unmute her after a few weeks. But when I'm feeling bad about myself, I have to mute Dua Lipa. Also mute people that just like, muting is a lot more powerful than unfollowing people because people can see if you've unfollowed them. But if, say you're like in a toxic thing with a guy or like hookup buddy situationship and you're just like not viewing their stories or not like liking their post, like, that's like a power move in my opinion. I mean, it's kind of up and immature, but I'm not gonna stop doing it though. Next is Vogues, which are skinny cigs you get in Europe the year of vogues. I'll be ripping cigs a lot more this year than I did last year because I want to quit vaping. And I think vaping, which is also one of my outs, it's just not chic, okay? It's not cunty to be ripping a Doors backpack AC unit ass while you're in a really chic outfit with a cunty ass fur coat and C ass boots and then you have this big Puffer McGee in your face. Like, no, it's not chic. This is chic. This isn't chic. You know what I mean? If we're smoking in 2026, it's skinny cigs. That's just a personal preference. I'm not telling people to smoke. It's bad for you. Don't do it. But honestly, out of all the things I do that are bad for me, smoking's not even top three. Okay, next is gossiping. A little light hearted gossip and like tea sesh with your bitches. It warms the soul. It brings bonds closer together, okay? It builds girl friendships and relationships. And honestly, like, it's fun. I will be gossiping. I'm sorry. It's not nothing malicious, but like, everyone gossips. But, like, I need to, like, feel less bad about it in 2026 because everyone fucking does it. Next is announcing social media breaks. I don't give a fuck. Keep that to yourself. Leave and then come back whenever you want. Like, I don't care. No one asked. Literally no one asked. Now that we're on that topic, social media relationships or breakups, I really don't care. You can post about your wedding, that's fine. Or if you're pregnant, that's fine too. Like, I don't care. With your like 5000 followers that you guys broke up. Like, it's really. I don't understand. Like, this is why I'll probably never post my man if and when I do get one. Because I just want to deal with all that. People just get way too involved and like, way too involved. You don't want to post about your relationship and then have people, like, have it, like, be fan fiction on Reddit or in your comment section. Like, that's just something I don't want. Don't like. So, yeah, that just fell into that category. Anyways. Blue balling men, edging men. We need to bring that back because I've been doing it recently and it's honestly the most fun hobby ever. Just edge a man a little bit. But honestly, I don't think I'm even edging man. I think I'm just like, respecting myself a little bit more either. Or we can bring both of those in in 2026. Okay, the next is liking and commenting on all your friends posts. You're a bad friend if you're not liking commenting and hyping up all your like, what are you doing? Weird, weird freak. You're weird freak for doing that. I notice every single I have it in my brain a list of every single mutual that does not like my stuff and I like especially in TikTok I know exactly a list of people that never likes my and I'm kind of like sad because I like everyone's and I hip like I hype everyone up in the comment section on TikTok and Instagram and I get no love. Where's love? So yeah, we're bringing that into 2026 walking instead of Ubering. I need to try to lower how much money I spent on Uber. And not only do I uber, I uber black because I just like it better and I'm not letting that go, but I need to let it go because it's hurting the bank account. Not only that, but Uber eats like, I order everything on UberEats groceries. Like, I just don't like to walk. I hate walking. Like, these legs are not built for walking or standing. So we're gonna try to walk more. Next is dictionaries Because I can barely formulate an educated sentence. It feels like these days. I mean, and I also created this, like, weird. Like, I think I vocal fry and I don't know where I picked it up from, but, like, I never, like, I don't think I always talk like this. Like, I want to find a video where when I'm talking in high school and I want to see if I sounded like this. I feel like my voice is kind of has that influencer accent, kind of that, like, annoying twang. I'm not mad about it. I'd rather have a raspy voice than a annoying voice, though. So I'm gonna try to learn how to talk better too, with the use of a dictionary. Maybe I'll download a dictionary and have like a word of the day and then I'll just start, like, speaking crazy SAT words on this podcast. Another in overdressing. I think we should be overdressing to every function. What's the attire? It's overdressing. The attire's black tie. Okay. I want to see a big ass fur ass coat. I want the beat to be laid. I want the hair to be down. I want overdressing to be. I think everything should be kind of Campy in 2026. Like, really just, like, shoot for the moon and not give a fuck about what anyone else is wearing or thinking about your outfit. Walk through the street with that crazy ass fur coat. I just say do it. Especially in New York, you can literally wear whatever the you want. And honestly, you're respected for the crazier, more bold outfits. Because at the end of the day, an outfit is an expression of your individual personality. So do that. Okay. Lastly, I'm adding is heavy PDA. I want to bring that back. The DFMOs. And if you don't know what a DFMO it was like this thing that we used to call it in college, like a dance floor. Make out. Like, I want to bring back, like, messy hookups in public at gospel or like a random bar. Because now I get kind of self conscious about, like, making out people in public. No, I want to go full, like 2004 sloppy PDA in public kind of thing. And I have a feeling I will have no problem incorporating that into my schedule this year. Now let's do outs. The first out is actually the most important to me. It's on partying. I think we need to kick that out. I don't know why people are on partying. I don't understand it. I don't judge how other people spend Their weekend. I get a lot of for going out and a lot of for drinking, but I don't on you'll never see a video about me on people for staying home all weekend, like gaming or going to, like, anime conventions. Like, I don't care what you do in your spare time. Why do you care what I do in my spare time? Because I'm drinking a lot. Even if I was an alcoholic, it's not contagious. I'm not gonna, like, cough on you and you're gonna become a alcoholic. So how about mind your business and bring back partying? I think partying should be chic in 2026. Everyone's like, stop the partying. No, that. And stop on it. Let people live. Life is hard enough. Let us go out. Sorry. I got really passionate about that one and I don't even care if that's a controversial take. I just think people need to stop on people that like to rip it. I'm over it. Another out for me is small talk in elevators. It's so awkward and also, like, I don't want to speak. I have AirPods in most of the time. But, like, being in an elevator is so awkward. So, like, let's just like, you don't want to talk to me, I don't want to talk to you. So let's just like, not talk and get to our fucking floor. It's just uncomfortable. I don't know if anyone experiences that. Especially like, I don't know. I've just been experiencing that a lot lately and I don't love it. So I want to keep that out of this year. Starting the year off with a wardrobe refresh. Quinn's has you covered with luxe essentials that feel effortless and look polished. They're perfect for layering, mixing, and building a wardrobe that lasts. Their versatile styles make it easy to reach for them day after day. 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I don't know who programs that but I don't know why I'm matching with a guy named Dragon in Sweden. Like what do you want me to do with that? I mean, yeah, he's gorgeous. He's beautiful. He looks AI. He might be AI, but like I'm not gonna fly to fucking Sweden to meet Dragon. Also imagine me bringing a guy home named Dragon to my dad. He would have a fucking heart attack decline. So riot just makes no sense to me. Maybe I'll try him binge or maybe I'll just like try drinking less and try meeting people out. I mean one of those options might work. Next is TikTok shop. I need to stop going on TikTok shop when I am a little tipsy with Gypsy. I bought like a voice changer, you know, thing the other day that like you can talk into it and changes your voice to all these different tones of voice. Like why do I, do I need that? I don't fucking need that. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Dubai Chocolate. I Bought in, like, three. Three bars of chocolate. I don't even fucking like chocolate. I don't even fucking like sweets. What am I doing here? Like, not even the Dubai chocolate bar. The build your own Dubai chocolate. Like, what am I gonna do with that? Do you picture me at home building my own Dubai chocolate? Like, enough, Hallie, enough. I also recently bought this lighter. It's kind of like a toy gun. Like, you can spin it around and then to, like, pull the trigger, it, like, lights it. Who the do I think I am? Am I gonna put that in my purse and, like, go to a club? They're gonna inspect my bag and think I have a little pistol. Like, the dumbest purchase I've ever made. Reading my DMs, actually. What am I talking about? Take that back. I will always be reading my DMs. If they're like, I gotta find the hot guys in there reading my hidden dms. Maybe because those are all the trolls live and breathe. My next is being pale. Like, ever. There's no reason, like, I am so fucking busted, chopped and wretched and fucking ugly and just, like, look translucent and gross when I'm pale. When there's spray tans all over the place, I'm saying spray tans are in. Spray. Like, the bed tanning is out. Shout out Golden Girls, New York. The best spray tan I have ever gotten, ever. And I'm like, why wouldn't I be doing that, like, every week? It looks so good and it looks so real. Turning off likes should be an out of 20, 26. Don't be shy. Show me how people liked your shit. I don't even know how you turn off likes. I don't know why people do that, to be honest. But I want to see how many likes are on people's posts. Like, what are you hiding? It kind of, like, makes me sauce. I feel like if you turn off your likes, you're basically saying that you don't get them. I just think we need to be transparent about our legs. But that's just me. Another out. Tesla's. I hate Teslas. They're ugly. They give me nausea. There should be an option for no Tesla Ubers. There might be, actually. I just don't like Teslas. I think they're ugly and they're like, silver. Like, who? I don't even like silver cars. Like, who? Who would buy a silver car? I don't know. Now I'm just getting into it. But I could go on and on for Teslas. The roof, it just gives me. It Makes my stomach hurt. And also some of those cars pick you up with the fucking butterfly doors. Like, what am I, Batman? Like, get the fuck out of here. We're in New York. How does it even work? Lastly is standing. I fucking hate standing. I'm not built to stand. Standing is not chic. I like to sit at the table. I like to sit on a chair. I like to sit on a bench. I don't like to stand. I think standing is so not chic. Unless you're, like, going to the bathroom or, like, walking to your Uber. But, like, I'm gonna try to walk more. But, like, I don't like to stand. Standing is a different thing than walking. Like, what am I saying? Like, I look like a sardine. Like, I don't want to stand. No, thank you. Those are my ins and outs of 20, 26, and I'm very excited about them. Okay, next I'm gonna go through some listener ask questions. Guys, you always asked really funny or just, like, smart, intelligent questions. So I will do my best to answer them with my full chest. And hopefully some are unhinged. Some of them are all like, will you set me up with Sammy, my brother? And I'm like, oh. Like, I want nothing to do with that. I'm sorry, babe. Thoughts on getting filler and the difference between lip filler in filler, which is better? I think you mean Botox. Lip filler is actually substance that goes into your lips to make them bigger. Botox is substance that doesn't add volume, but it, like, paralyzes the muscles in your face. So I get Botox all over my face here, between my eyes, my crow's feet here, so I can't squint. Like, I can't, like, literally move my eyes at all. Like, which is what I want. I asked for that. But you can, like, do it on different levels. Like, you can get, like, a little bit of eyebrow movement or frozen, which is what I asked for. I also get masseter Botox. If you guys look at my older videos, my jaw is literally out to here, and I don't know why. It's the scariest thing ever, but masseter Botox completely changed. My face filler is different, and I got all my filler dissolved. If you guys look back on old videos, photos of me, I have the biggest fucking lips. And I also think something that's in, like, I would be careful about getting a lip filler. I regret ever doing it. And it was really, really painful to remove. I mean, I think a little for structure is Good. But I really looked like a yassify blow up sex doll. And I think at the time in my life when I was doing that, it was my early 20s, 20 to 26. I was just every year just adding and adding and adding filler. I wanted to look like a yassified blow up sex doll. I wanted my lips to look like DSLs, like dick sucking lips. I wanted to look like I gave the best fucking head ever. But I also realized that head's not about how big your fucking lips are. It's about the technique. And I have definitely got that down. So I would just be careful with filler because I think that, you know, your most natural face will age more beautifully without filler. Filler migrates. It'll go all over the fucking place. Like, I know people that have gotten under eye filler and they'll just move in janky areas. And then you kind of look deformed a little bit. Like, my lips were literally white from how much filler I put in my face. And then getting it taken out, they inject you. And like my lip filler had like clumped together in different sections of my lips so they looked lopsided and fucking nuts. And they had to inject those knots and blast them with this poison that felt like hornets were in my lips. And I do four to four or five rounds of that. It was the most painful experience ever. And they have to get in there and it's whatever. But if you do it, like really, if you go to a good, good injector and they promise to do it very sparingly and you just want like a little structure somewhere or something for symmetry, I say do it, but just like, be careful about it. It. Because I looked nuts. I also did it in a little my cheeks, which I actually didn't hate because it added some like that V shape to my face. But I don't think I need it. I had high cheekbones to begin with, but I would just be careful. That would be my advice there. Opinions on heated rivalry. Cannot say that last word. I just binge watch it all yesterday, and I've never been ordinary. Like, it was the hottest show ever. And just like parts of it even made me cry. Like, I was like crying during a lot of the scenes. The last scene of the last episode when the dad walks in on them, like, making out and they're so happy. Finally in that scene, they finally went on like their little getaway vacation together. And then the dad walks in and then like they're like crying and like, the mom's, like, apologizing. Like, I was sobbing. I was like, this is so sad that they felt like they couldn't, like, be themselves to their. Like, their family. And because they were, like, hockey players. I just felt really bad. But it was the most amazing film ever. Also. They had the best asses ever. They had the nicest asses. And they were really hot, both of them. I can't believe that Russian guy is from Texas or something, like. And doesn't have a Russian accent. Halle. I gained 11 bodies in 2025. Am I a whore? No. Being a whore is relative. It also is about. It's about how you carry yourself. Like, some people can be whores, and they can only have three bodies. It's just how you carry yourself. No, I don't think you're a. But, like, I wouldn't think any even if you said 20 bodies. Like, I'm not gonna get on here and call anyone a. Like, just do you and have fun. Be safe. Just make sure you're safe. Get tested, do all those things, but live your life at the end of the day. Live your life. Can you talk about eating ass? My boyfriend wants me, too, but I simply cannot. See, it's funny because, like, I feel like guys want their ass eaten more than girls want their ass eaten. I think I've talked about this a little bit before. I don't know. Eating ass, Like, I feel like it can just happen when you're giving head. Usually they'll, like, navigate you through there. And after a couple martinis, I feel like it's all, like, the same thing. I don't really. All dark down there. I don't even know eating ass. I don't, like, if he's. I would just try it if it's not for everyone. I mean, I talk about it so way too casually, I think, and it kind of, like, throws people off. I think I've talked about it before on the show, and the comments were not in my favor. But, like, I'm not gonna sit here and lie. I've done it. It's happened to me. I've done it many times. Like, it just happens sometimes. But, like, I try everything once or twice just to see if, like, I'm that level of freak. Because how are you gonna know, like, what you're into if you don't try at all? So I've, like, try to try it at all or have happened to accidentally try it all, but if you don't want to do it, girl, don't fucking do it. And make sure he washes that ass, period. Step by step. If you know how to come while being on top, you know this is something you learn over the years. Because I feel like when you're in college, like, all right, this is just a, this is how I come on top. You have to be forward, first of all. And it's this way, like, you have to be like going front to back and not up and down. Because if you're going up and down, like nothing's happening down there. And I feel like some guys love the feeling of up and down. Like, like, like they just bounce it up and down. There's nothing to bounce for me, so I don't really run into that problem. But I feel like a guy will like, try to go make you go up and down. I don't know if it feels or, or not, but like, it'll do more for you if you rub front to back on top. You just got to angle yourself like 45 degrees. Like get closer to their face. I feel like I described that pretty well, but like, if I didn't, I apologize. But I feel like you got, you kind of like have to be in control though, because if you let him in control while he's lying on his back, then he's going to try to get you up and down doing the froggy and all that. And I'm not into all that. Like, there's nothing in a bounce for me. So I try to avoid those kind of situations, but. Mic check, one, two. Are we recording? Hi, I'm Michelle Bernstein, an award winning chef, restaurateur and mom. I have a lot on my plate, including my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. That's why I was prescribed Cosent. 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And you can't do that or communicate that if you don't know it feels good. So you got to get yourself a good vibrator, invest a little money into it. Don't get one of those shitty ones that you have to like a high speed one, ones that have at least seven speeds to it. Okay, we get a good vibrator. You gotta set the mood. I don't know if you watch porn or not. Put on some good porn or use your imagination. Put on some music, some candles, maybe set the mood for yourself and have yourself a Sunday night and you will figure it out. But if you, if you have to ask yourself if you've came or not, you haven't come. Like finishing feels like fireworks through your body and you don't even know like what day it is or who they are or what anything. Like it's the most insane feeling ever. But that would be my advice. Vibrator. How do I make friends in my twenties? I love doing stuff alone, but I feel like I'm wasting my 20s. Well, like, think about your hobbies. Like what do you like to do? Do you like to go to the library? Do you like to walk in the park? Do you like to go to events, Dance the ballet? Do what you like to do. And I feel like your community will find, I feel like a good place to meet people in your 20s. Is like running clubs, gyms, dance clubs, maybe like a baking class. Are you into that? A cooking class, like, make friends where you have to, like, be partnered up or you have to speak crossfit. Like, art class, sip and paint. Like, I feel like a lot of people are in this boat, probably do all those things. Okay, this girl says, I a guy, and the next day he asked me if you could hook up with another girl at my apartment. I mean, I feel like I've been in this boat. This guy's a piece of. But I've had many guys I've hooked up with just like, want to, like, get with, like, my friends. And I'm like, okay, well, that's just rude. And you're not that hot. Anyways, this guy's probably chopped and screwed anyway, so, like, we can link on to the next his roommate. Like, stand on business. 20, 26. We're standing on business and we're not dealing with busted ass chopped men. Also men that just, like, don't know what they want. Like, figure the out, you ass. Sorry, that one got me. How do I delete a man from my brain? I think time heals everything. I know it sounds tacky, cliche, but really, I mean, with the guys I've hooked up with that I've cared about, that honestly, kind of sting me and bruise my ego a little bit. What I do is I kind of literally, visually take those feelings out of my brain, put them into, like, an imaginary box, and like, slip that box under my bed and think I'll get back to that box at some point. And then. And as time and time goes on, I forget I put that box there or where I put that box. I don't know. It really works for me. But there's no reason that men should be taking up that much time in our brains. Like, I try to think, like, is he thinking about me that much? Probably not. Probably not. He's probably already running off with Becky or Susan or Melissa. Melissa. I said Michelle, Melissa combined. I can't speak. So, like, go hang out with Brad or his dad or Chad or Thad and get over him. The best way to get over someone is to get under another guy. And that's just science. They don't teach you that in schools. But they should. We'll teach you that on this show. But yeah, I've never, like, there's been men where I'm like, I will never get over this guy. Like, literally. And I'll be all like, I want to jump off a bridge and. And I Forget who half those guys are now. Like, it's just, you live and you learn and as time goes on, you'll get distracted by other people. So you'll be fine. I. Trust me, you will live a crazy story from an Unwell trip. I could do that. I mean, the craziest one. I think I've told this on Coloradi before or I don't know, like, me and Alex. Like, I've definitely told this story to Alex 15 times. And she's like, Halle, we've talked about this 13 times. You need to stop bringing it up. But on her tour, the second Unwell tour, I was like a guest on one of the segments on stage, by the way, the most nerve wracking shit I've ever done. So I was kind of like drinking before. And I think Wiz Khaliva was another guest. And so he was like, smoking in the back and we took a pee. Like, we took a private jet from. I think it wasn't where are we? It was from LA to San Fran or something. I don't know. It was like a quick flight, but then I didn't have a flight back to New York and I accidentally got like, really up, like after the show. Like, Wiz was smoking and I got really high and I don't smoke and, like, I just don't smoke. I don't get high. I'm like a nightmare high. So we're like heading back on the PJ and I just remember, like, Alex looks at me and she's just like, oh, my God. You were like, not even present. Like, like, I couldn't even, like, receive words or sentences. And I looked like a really scared person. And I had nowhere to sleep and I was crossfaded. So I was like, I'm just gonna go to the airport from the private airport. And Alex, Matt were like, absolutely not. You are not doing that. And I was like, no, but like, I. I'm just gonna go and like, go to the front desk and like, get a flight out early. And she's like, you're not doing that. So she was like, you can sleep at mine. I don't remember any of this. So somehow they got me back to theirs. And I woke up in a dark room, A beautiful dark room. It was honestly the most beautiful dark room ever, but it was dark. I was above the duvet, I think I was fully clothed in my outfit from the night before. And I had no idea where I was. I was like, did I sleep at a hotel? Did they put me up at a hotel? Am I still like in San Diego? I don't even know where we were. And she had a. There was like a laptop right in front of the bed and I clicked on it and it said like, Alex Cooper. And I was like, like, this is such a bad look, such a bad first impression. I remember like pacing around. I was FaceTiming everyone, calling all my friends because, like, we weren't as close back then as we are now. And I just remember calling everyone, being like, guys. Like, I blew it. Like, I got so up last night. Apparently she gave me a whole house tour. I don't remember any of that. I think I asked to see her closet, what it looks like, like 19 times. And then I came down at like 1pm the next day after, like, panicking, panicking in the room for like three hours. And I like, had my tail between my legs and I was like, hi, like. And they were like, hi, honey, how are you? And I was like, I am sorry. And they were like, it's fine. It honestly built friendship. But that gave me so many scaries because I was like, how did I end up here? But you live and you learn. I'll probably. It'll probably end up happening again at some point. But since then, I literally haven't smoked weed. I can't smoke weed. I'm the worst high ever and was stressing me out. So yeah, that's probably the craziest unwell store. I mean, there's been every unwell event. There is some sort of crazy story element that comes from it. I mean, those are like. That's why I go to all of them, because they're so much fun and I get really up. The Vegas one was really fun. A little blurry, but really fun. What other ones are really fun? The Miami one was really fun. That was felt like so long ago. Trying to think of a crazy story from either of these. I don't even know half of them I could say though. But yeah, I thought the Wiz Cleave one was funny though. Where did all the good men go? They're in healthy gay relationships, probably. Or they're in healthy platonic, healthy heterosexual relationships. Or they're in some janky ass, like, underground tunnel that no one knows a about. Because let me just tell you one thing. I've been to a lot of cities my life, and I've gone out to a lot of different clubs, a lot of different member clubs, and I rarely see hot men, but I. I see a lot of hot girls. Or maybe I'm just bi. I Don't know, but, like, I don't see any hot men. I don't know. There's an epidemic going on, and it's been going on for years. I think since COVID They all, like, fleet and, like. Like, they're climbing mountains on the mountainside or something. Or maybe I'm just going out in the wrong places. But I'm. I. Babe, if I could tell you, I would tell you I don't gate. I wouldn't gatekeep that. And I would hope that other people wouldn't gatekeep that, because I need a note, too. Okay. But the nines is a good place to find men. Rocco's due west is one of my favorite places with hot daddies. I will say, gospel typically has great men. Shay, Margot, little sister. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I take that back. I don't even know why I said that. Just came out. So naturally, it slipped. Not little sister. Love little sister. But I don't know if you're gonna find your husband there. Maybe a hot club promoter you can, but not your husband. Honestly, like, sports bars in sport sporting events pants Bayards, Bleecker Street. I don't know. I'm just, like, naming that I go do that's fun that usually typically Hawkeyes are at. But I feel like it's a lot of, like, college guys. It depends what you want. But, like, Bairds and Bleecker Street 82. Stan. Those are good spots. Okay, guys, that was a really fun segment. A really fun episode. Honestly, I feel like, like was really present for this, and I am excited for 2026. I'm gonna have a lot more guests on. There's, like, a lot of fun stuff coming. Whether that's merch or, like, different stuff. It's gonna be, like, a really, really good year. And I'm excited to do it all again with you guys. I can't believe we've already been doing this for a full year. 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