Nantucket weekend scares us *ft. Graydon!*

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder — “Nantucket weekend scares us ft. Graydon!” (May 28, 2026)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Extra Dirty finds host Hallie Batchelder joined by her close friend and recurring guest, Graydon. The duo catch up post-hangover in New York, swapping wild stories from recent weekends, discussing questionable life choices, and debating summer trends. As always, their conversation is unfiltered, sexually frank, high-energy, and peppered with inside jokes and playful roasts. Nantucket’s infamous Figawi weekend is the episode’s loose anchor, but Hallie and Graydon spiral into tales of dating misadventures, fake French billionaires, and confessions you definitely wouldn’t share with your parents. If you want the dirt on how the influencer crowd truly lives—or just need a laugh—this is extra juicy.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

Opening Banter & Friendship Dynamic

• Hallie introduces Graydon with flair: “He’s tall, he’s sexy, and he’s made me finish many times.” (01:03)
• The friends admit they can’t call it a night and always end up at the post-game:
  • Hallie: “Neither of us know when to call it a night. We will be at the post game.” (01:59)
• Both discuss their aversion to silence, leading to funny observations about Hallie sleeping with headphones or TV on.
  • Graydon: “Usually it’s your TV... you were just stimming out. It’s fine.” (02:21)

Night Out, Hangovers, and Bedroom Drama

• A recount of a wild dinner with too many martinis. Hallie claims 19, Graydon counts 7 (02:54).
• Sharing a bed leads to playful complaints about space and Hallie’s “queen bed” in NYC:
  • Graydon: “I’m a big boy. You need to upgrade.” (03:24)
• Drawer snooping reveals toys and a favorite bottle of lube with “trinkets ... like a snow globe.” (04:01)
• Hallie jokes about awkward three-way potential but insists on boundaries.

Relationship & Sex Talk

• Hallie admits to being “a hoe in Austin” and describes her new approach to casual hookups—including asking people to leave mid-hookup if she’s not into it (07:03).
• Both agree there’s something sexy about sober or recovering guys (“sober dick”).
• The conversation veers into hooking up with strangers, exes, and dad-bods.
  • Hallie: “I’ve hooked up with dads.” (10:14)

Escapism & The Impact of Weather

• The winter was rough, affecting both their moods; Miami trip recounted as an escape.
• Hallie and Graydon share a story of being duped by a “French billionaire” who invited them for a lavish-seeming trip, which turned out to be a scam (12:00–16:03):
  • Graydon: “We got scammed... it's gonna be a Netflix documentary in a couple years.” (12:02)
  • The man’s “threatening” and inappropriate behavior is called out with candor and humor.

Summer Trends – “Ins & Outs”

Hallie runs through a rapid-fire list of what’s “in” or “out” for summer:

• Espresso martinis: Out – both blame bad hangovers. (18:34)
• Pickleball: Hallie has “no hand-eye coordination.”
• Working out on vacation: Both say OUT; walking is enough.
• Fourth of July BBQs: Graydon pivots to anticipating Figawi in Nantucket.
• Restaurants in Nantucket: Crew for vibe, Seagirl for food, Ventuno for wine. (21:46)
• Spritzes: Graydon says OUT, calls them a waste: “Spritzes are so out. They do not get you drunk.” (23:38)
• Voice notes >3 min: Out. Call instead.
• Early dinners: In.
• Picnics: Cute if invited, but not self-motivated.
• Large sunglasses: In.
• Soft serve ice cream: Always in.
• Floral patterns: Hallie is firmly out, surprisingly hates flowers. (32:08)
• Beaches: Hallie struggles with the lack of bathrooms; Graydon laments being friends with a “beach hater.” (32:45)
• Bermuda shorts: Hallie says more for girls.
• Charcuterie (coochie) boards: Hallie’s always down. (31:21)
• Photo dumps: Always in; butter yellow is “out,” blue is “in.”

Wildest Confessions Segment (“Bar Confessions”)

• Graydon admits to committing tax fraud at 17 by falsely claiming to be “deaf and blind” to get a credit.
• Hallie once sent a nude to snag a tough reservation at Miami’s ZZ’s nightclub.
• Sex toy stories, wild Miami antics, and accidentally explicit WhatsApps abound.

Compliments & First Impressions

• Hallie prompts Graydon to compliment her; he says she’s always “true to her word” and not flaky. (43:35)
• Hallie admires Graydon’s “ability to stay calm and neutral in a lot of situations that probably piss you off.”
• Loyalty, handsomeness, and being “like an adopted sibling” are mutual themes.

Playful Q&A & “Never Have I Ever”

• They compete over lateness (Hallie usually wins), first impressions, and who’s more willing to throw a punch.
• Hallie asks if Graydon’s ever had a threesome, been with someone 30 years his senior, or been arrested (“been to court, but not arrested”).
• Hallie describes waking up to orgasms (wet dreams) and compares male vs. female orgasm experiences. (52:52)
• Graydon shares a vivid dream about sleeping with a woman—country singer Ella Langley—and the subsequent panic. (53:03)

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On hooked-up regrets:
  • Hallie: “I’ve been doing this thing recently where like, they’ll be inside me, and halfway through I’ll decide I’m too drunk or not into it, and make them leave.” [07:31]
• On spritzes:
  • Graydon: “Spritzes are so out. They’re a waste of money...I just want champagne and the Aperol.” [23:38]
• On friends defending each other:
  • Hallie: “I just don’t believe in being Switzerland and being neutral.” [46:43]
• On wet dreams:
  • Hallie: “I wake up to orgasms. That’s the thing.” [52:46]
• On first impressions:
  • Graydon: “Damn, she’s yassified.” [37:14]
  • Hallie: “Wow, that guy’s tall. His skin is really good.” [37:04]
• On being recognized:
  • Graydon: “I am like a traffic cone everywhere I go.” [48:04]

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Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

• Intro, banter, hangover recap: 00:57–05:00
• Sexual health, boundaries, relationship confessions: 05:00–10:33
• Winter blues, Miami and French billionaire story: 10:33–16:03
• Summer trend “Ins & Outs”: 18:34–33:20
• Bar Confessions & secrets segment: 33:26–35:55
• Compliments, friendship Q&A: 43:07–47:00
• Physical health & body image: 47:00–48:57
• “Never have I ever” game: 49:34–53:56

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Tone & Language

Hallie and Graydon’s chemistry is unmistakable—witty, raunchy, and honest. Their conversation bounces between hilarious sexual anecdotes and vulnerable moments about mental health, loneliness, and friendship. There’s constant teasing but genuine affection, making you feel like you’re eavesdropping in the best way.

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Summary Takeaway:
This episode offers a wildly engaging mix of party stories, sex and dating confessions, playful roasting, and influencer summer tips. The laugh-out-loud banter covers everything from lube with “trinkets” and fake billionaires to Nantucket summer rituals and why spritzes are canceled. If you need a crash course in hot-mess, high-glam friendship—or just some unvarnished summer escapism—this is your episode.

Transcript

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[Holly]

What's your favorite restaurant in Duckett?

[Graydon]

There's a lot of places I haven't been because, like, obviously we're creatures of habit.

[Holly]

Yeah, my parents are creatures of habit and I'm creatures of going wherever they go because they pay for us. Yeah, let's get extra dirty. Guys, we have a really exciting guest today. He's tall, he's sexy, and he's made me finish many times. Welcome, Grady.

[Graydon]

I'm back.

[Holly]

He's back. Back at the bar.

[Graydon]

I haven't been here in so long.

[Holly]

I know. Are you happy to be back?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Did you miss me?

[Graydon]

I saw you last week.

[Holly]

Oh. Do you like coming to New York?

[Graydon]

No.

[Holly]

So why'd you come?

[Graydon]

To see you. Now, I don't like coming here, but once I'm here, it's fun for two nights, and then I get stressed out and I have to leave.

[Holly]

We had a big night last night. The thing is, with me and Graydon is, like, neither of us know when to call it a night. We will be at the post game.

[Graydon]

I don't want to go home.

[Holly]

No, I just don't. Like when I close my eyes and, like, the night's over.

[Graydon]

I know.

[Holly]

Like, what's it? What's like, I want to hang out

[Graydon]

with people I know. Unless I'm tired.

[Holly]

Like, I don't like silence, which is always. You notice that because I sleep with headphones on. Yeah, when you're with me.

[Graydon]

Well, usually it's your tv. Well, I was being respectful, but I ain't the one. Yeah, you were just stimming out. It's fine.

[Holly]

Green thinks I'm, like, slightly Autistic.

[Graydon]

Could be.

[Holly]

No, like, he thinks I'm slightly autistic. Should I take my glasses off?

[Graydon]

Just show them your beautiful eyes.

[Holly]

They're bloodshot. So we went to dinner last night, and it wasn't casual at all.

[Graydon]

I had. Let me count how many martinis I had.

[Holly]

Like, I had 19. Or martinis.

[Graydon]

Let me just see how many martinis I had.

[Holly]

Go.

[Graydon]

I think I had seven.

[Holly]

How many you think I had? I don't think I had seven.

[Graydon]

No, you switched to wine, and then you went back to liquor, which is diabolical.

[Holly]

I actually felt, like, fine this morning. I felt worse.

[Graydon]

I don't feel good.

[Holly]

We woke up. You shared a bed with me last night, and you didn't put a lesbian border. A lesbian border between us?

[Graydon]

No, I did, and then I moved it.

[Holly]

Did you move it? You take up the whole f. Cking bed.

[Graydon]

That's not true.

[Holly]

That's true. I woke up and your whole body was in the middle of the thing.

[Graydon]

Well, I'm a big boy. You have a queen bed. First of all, who was a queen? You need to upgrade.

[Holly]

Wait, but, like, I live in New York. You can't fit king size beds everywhere, and I need the space.

[Graydon]

You could fit it. You just wouldn't have a nightstand.

[Holly]

I like the nightstands. Where do you think I keep all my Dildars right now?

[Graydon]

I saw them.

[Holly]

Why were you going through my drawers?

[Graydon]

Wait. Last night, Halle and I were with Halle's friend, and he was in the middle of us in the bed. Like, we were. It felt like we were about to have a three way, and Halle whips out a bottle of lube, and I was like, oh, is this happening? Okay.

[Holly]

It's my favorite lube.

[Graydon]

It was. It has toys in it.

[Holly]

It had toys in it.

[Graydon]

There was trinkets in the loo.

[Holly]

There was, like, a dice roll.

[Graydon]

Yeah. It was very interesting.

[Holly]

And like, a horsesh. Do, like, little, like, action figures in the lube. And, like, you shake it up and it looks like a snow globe.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Yeah. So Greyden, this guy who I've blessed before, he came over, and I don't know what he thought was gonna happen. I was like, greyden's here. Like, do you think we were gonna bang, like, the kitchen or something?

[Graydon]

All of us?

[Holly]

You asked him to whip out his dick?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

And you meant it.

[Graydon]

It was bored. Whatever. I mean, maybe he wanted an Eiffel Tower.

[Holly]

Ew. I would never, like, want to see your out.

[Graydon]

I would never want you to see it, and I don't want to see your clam. I can't get over the clam joke.

[Holly]

Tell them the clam.

[Graydon]

So we were just making a bloody Mary, and I was like, oh, I really like. I really like my bloody Marys with clam juice. Like, clamado. They do it in Canada. It's called research.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

I really like my bloody Marys with clam juice. And how. I was like. And Halle. What? Why is that so funny to me? I can't even say it. I was like, I really like my bloody Marys with clam juice.

[Holly]

I've never seen him laugh like this.

[Graydon]

And Halle was like, okay, I'll just sit on it. Like, that's so foul and disgusting. But it's so funny.

[Holly]

So funny.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Holly]

All right. Can we talk about the French billionaire?

[Graydon]

Yeah, I still wanted to laugh, but. Okay, way to ruin the moment. I'm, like, crying.

[Holly]

Can't with you. Today we're Giggle Max.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Holly]

Okay, I want to go over the things that have happened since.

[Graydon]

I'm picturing you sitting on a jar, you sitting on the cup. That's what I'm picturing.

[Holly]

Like, Kim Kardashian with the. With the sprinkles.

[Graydon]

Can you put it in her bus?

[Holly]

Yeah. Chris Humphrey tweeted that 2011.

[Graydon]

Okay. Journalist. What? Okay, let me just get myself together.

[Holly]

So let's go back in time.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Holly]

Do the things that. So when was the last time you came on the show?

[Graydon]

Don't remember.

[Holly]

It was probably, like, in the fall. In the fall? You're a bad friend, you. So what's happened since the fall? Who have you blessed and who have I blessed since the fall? Me. A lot of people, because I'm a very giving person and a people pleaser. Yes, you. You're more selective.

[Graydon]

I can't really remember, to be honest. Crickets. This is the problem.

[Holly]

I actually could think of a few people, but you probably don't want to talk about them.

[Graydon]

They'll probably kill me.

[Holly]

No, they'd probably kill you. Like, do you hook up with, like, DL people that are like.

[Graydon]

No, these are people.

[Holly]

I'll kill you if you tell anyone.

[Graydon]

No, this was somebody I knew.

[Holly]

You don't hook up with strangers?

[Graydon]

Not always.

[Holly]

Sometimes I hook up with strangers, and that's okay. You think I've been a. Lately.

[Graydon]

You were in Austin.

[Holly]

That was.

[Graydon]

Can we talk about you guys? Holly was a hoe in Austin. This was, like, two months ago.

[Holly]

Well, I was like.

[Graydon]

I was like, something has gotten into her. Well, obviously something goes into her. But

[Holly]

wait, so there we are there for the Unwell south by Southwest, which is like a work convention. Like, there's a lot of people walking around with, like, badges. Badges. They look like policemen.

[Graydon]

And button downs.

[Holly]

And button downs. But I was talking about the jankiest of characters.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Holly]

One I definitely shouldn't have hooked up with. And I've been doing this thing recently where, like, they'll be inside of me. Like, midway through, I'll decide I'm too drunk or, like, I'm not into it, and I'll just make them get outside of me and tell them to leave. I go. You. You will go. I don't do cuddling. And I've also revisited a couple people I've been hooked up with in the past six years, and I'm, like, starting to answer booty calls now. It's, like, just down. There's this one guy. This. This one of the sober guys I used to get with.

[Graydon]

I love a sober guy.

[Holly]

No, I love sober dick.

[Graydon]

Or someone in recovery is, like, kind of hot.

[Holly]

No. Like, he used to do, like, hardcore drugs.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

And I just think something about someone that, like, has gone. Has seen some shit. There's something that's hot about that.

[Graydon]

Yeah. But I also think they switch their vibe. Like, they switched their vibe. They replace it with something with sex.

[Holly]

Usually.

[Graydon]

Usually hot.

[Holly]

Like, what? What besides sex? What would it be? Like, cigarettes?

[Graydon]

No, like, set. Didn't I just say that?

[Holly]

No, I said that. I'm like, what else? What other vice?

[Graydon]

Well, that's what I was thinking.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

Yeah, well, think.

[Holly]

Say your words that you're like,

[Graydon]

oh, my God, I need to go to the hospital. I don't feel good.

[Holly]

We always do this hungover.

[Graydon]

What the are we talking about?

[Holly]

No, what are we talking? We're talking about south by Southwest, and I was a hoe at the hoedown. I was a hoe at the hoedown.

[Graydon]

Yes, you were being a. And that's okay.

[Holly]

I had a lot of scaries after that trip. It's because I had no female there to babysit me.

[Graydon]

I had a great time in Austin.

[Holly]

You don't, like, pull me away from bad decisions.

[Graydon]

Oh, I'm not your mom.

[Holly]

I know, but I need.

[Graydon]

You want me to come into the bed while you're fornicating and take you off?

[Holly]

Or, like, if I'm going home with a guy or making out with a random stranger at a bar, I need

[Graydon]

to be like, hey, I'm not gonna yuck your yum.

[Holly]

Oh, my God. You don't yuck my.

[Graydon]

If he was disgusting. Yeah. I would be like, this isn't happening. Yeah, but usually they're not.

[Holly]

Usually.

[Graydon]

Well, they never are.

[Holly]

No, they're. Sorry.

[Graydon]

Do you ever like a beefy guy? Like a husky boy?

[Holly]

Like, like a linebacker?

[Graydon]

Not really muscular. Like there's something to hold on to. Like, husky.

[Holly]

I, like, worry that they would break me. Like, I would. I don't know. If I hooked up with.

[Graydon]

I'm actually surprised. You've never been, like, actually had a

[Holly]

bone broken when I'm having sex.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Like your femur or something.

[Holly]

Honestly, same, you know.

[Graydon]

Very impressive.

[Holly]

Yeah. But no, I don't like a husky guy. I usually like. But I don't like a really skinny guy either. I've hooked up with guys that have dad bods. I hooked up with dads.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

And then we went to Miami. So me and Grade have been doing this thing. Like, what are we even talking about right now? Me and Grade have been doing this thing where we, like, escape our realities. Although we're just influencers. So, like, what are we really escaping? But we like to escape the weather. The weather has been really affecting my serotonin production.

[Graydon]

This winter almost killed me. And it was really hard.

[Holly]

Like, I've had a really hard winter.

[Graydon]

And some people say I'm dramatic. I think it's a real thing.

[Holly]

Oh, yeah. It's just been, like, extra gloomy and I've been drinking a lot.

[Graydon]

I'm fine now. Well, I'm not fine at this moment. I don't feel good. But, like, I'm. My mood's fine now.

[Holly]

No. Yeah. Because it's 80 degrees outside right now.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And it's not like the dead of winter.

[Holly]

You should go to my rooftop after this and.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. I didn't know you had a roof. Does it have a pool?

[Holly]

No, but there's a pool in the basement.

[Graydon]

Okay. That's a lot different than a pool on a roof. I'm not going in the fucking basement. Do you have a sauna in the basement? Okay, that's fine. But I'm not swimming in a basement.

[Holly]

There's a whole office down there. There's a pool. There's a kids playroom.

[Graydon]

Thank God there's an office. What are we gonna do? Fucking work.

[Holly]

It's giving real estate.

[Graydon]

There's an office. Thank God. Hey, guys, My apartment is an office.

[Holly]

All right. Can we go back to Miami? Like, what are we talking about? All right, so we went to Miami this winter, and me and Graydon just, like, needed to go on a trip, and we Were extending our stay after. What was it? Pepper mayo? It was a brand trip I was on.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

And I had you come at the end.

[Graydon]

Well, I just showed up. I was invited.

[Holly]

Yeah, he just showed up to the brand trip. And then we stayed and then flights were getting canceled and it was like food and wine fest and whatever. And then the guy that got me flowers on Valentine's Day, the creepy French billionaire. That's not a French billionaire. He's not French or a billionaire.

[Graydon]

We were like really frauded.

[Holly]

We were frauded.

[Graydon]

We got scammed.

[Holly]

Yeah. Honestly, he's gonna be on Netflix. It's gonna be a Netflix documentary in a couple years.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Apparently he tells everyone we dated. Isn't that crazy?

[Graydon]

I'm sorry.

[Holly]

I know I'm tainted.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Looking back, that was embarrassing.

[Holly]

That was really embarrassing. But you really want to go to the Bahamas. And I was about.

[Graydon]

Someone says, private plane, Bahamas free. You go.

[Holly]

Yeah, but you're not the one that's like. He was like, you must share a room with me.

[Graydon]

He was like, you must suck my dick. Yeah, that's why it's great for me, because I don't also. You wouldn't do that.

[Holly]

Suck his dick.

[Graydon]

No. You would just like lead him on and we'd get a trip.

[Holly]

But like, I would have gone if like, he was like, really, like, tell him. Tell them the things he was saying to me.

[Graydon]

I have a list on my phone, actually.

[Holly]

Bring out the list. Ah.

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[Graydon]

Hallie sat on green and slap, and he got very, very upset. He walked away. He said to me, if I saw his dick, I'd be like, whoa. I was like, yeah. Referred to gay people as homos all night long. In his accent. He was like, you are homo. He's like, you are homo. Also, apparently, it was fake, right? Repeatedly yelling at Hallie to get off her phone all dinner. He, like, almost cried about that. Telling Halle she has to make sweet love to him all night. There's no option, which is like a threat. I think we call that sexual assault.

[Holly]

No. Yeah. You look at Amnego. That's illegal in America.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you can't do that. Got mad at Halle for saying she's had more anal than Graydon. He was mad.

[Holly]

No, he was so mad, he was

[Graydon]

cutting up Halle's steak, feeding it to her chick tea. I hate cutting steak. Okay, that's it.

[Holly]

Okay. It was scary. And then he threatened to sue me.

[Graydon]

And then we left.

[Holly]

And then we left. But honestly, we got really tan on that trip.

[Graydon]

So tan.

[Holly]

Well, I have skin cancer. Yeah, but, like, we got really tan.

[Graydon]

You got scarred.

[Holly]

Okay, let's play a game. I'm gonna think of a word, and I'll think of a word, and then we're gonna try to get the middle. Do you have the word? Mine's two words, actually. Three, two, one. Lip filler.

[Graydon]

Now what? I'm so confused. I said horse, and you said lip filler. How can we possibly think of the same?

[Holly]

That's the point of the game, you idiot. All right. Horse and lip filler. Three, two, one. Oklahoma. Word. Do you want to try another one?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Okay. Three, two, one.

[Graydon]

Banana.

[Holly]

Okay, hold on.

[Graydon]

I need a second to think. Banana implant. Okay. Three, two, one.

[Holly]

Kitty buck.

[Graydon]

Okay. At least we're in the same similar category.

[Holly]

Run a body now.

[Graydon]

Okay, bbl.

[Holly]

Okay. Three, two, one.

[Graydon]

You don't know what a bukhaki is? No. You've had You've done it multiple times? Probably. What is it like a facial?

[Holly]

Oh, okay. Facial in Miami.

[Graydon]

Okay, three to.

[Holly]

Wait, hold on.

[Graydon]

Okay, now you need time.

[Holly]

Facial in Miami. That's like my February.

[Graydon]

Three, two, one. Stripper.

[Holly]

Real Housewives.

[Graydon]

Stripper. Real Housewife.

[Holly]

Oh, I won.

[Graydon]

Three, two, one. Brandy Glenville.

[Holly]

Lara Pippin. Oh, hey, Lars Pippin and Brandy Glanville. Stay in Miami. Like, why'd you go to Beverly Hills? Now we're both thinking in Real Housewives.

[Graydon]

It appears that way. Wait, hold on. We can do this.

[Holly]

Okay. What are those two have in common?

[Graydon]

Yeah. Three, two, one. Real times. Why wouldn't you say housewives? They're both housewives. Why would you say.

[Holly]

What do they have in common? Andy Cohen.

[Graydon]

They have a lot in common. This game sucks.

[Holly]

Okay, warm up game. Summer ins and outs in. Why?

[Graydon]

Oh, these are hard.

[Holly]

No, they're not.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Holly]

Espresso martinis for the summer. I don't. That's. Now for me.

[Graydon]

I'm not a big espresso martini.

[Holly]

They give me the craziest hangovers ever. Once I got really, really up, drink like four espresso martinis, went back to my apartment and just threw up all over my bed. And I never do that.

[Graydon]

In your bed?

[Holly]

In my bed.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. Once that happens, you can never drink. What? Or you what?

[Holly]

Yeah. So I was like, absolutely not. I'm never drinking espresso martinis again. They make me feel wired in a bad way.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I think they're out.

[Holly]

Pickleball. Oh, I don't have the hand eye coordination. I'm very cross eyed. Working out on vacation?

[Graydon]

Never. Well, I would never. No, I don't.

[Holly]

I don't think so. I mean, on vacation I feel like I'm walking a lot.

[Graydon]

Going a walk?

[Holly]

Yeah, Outside. Like, remember that time we went to Fort Lauderdale? Staying in the swamp.

[Graydon]

Oh, I missed the swamp.

[Holly]

We were swamp maxing.

[Graydon]

Whenever I walk somewhere, I'm like, I can't believe I just did that.

[Holly]

No, I know. I'm like, really? I go like this.

[Graydon]

Yeah. It's like, whoa. It's like a crazy feeling.

[Holly]

No, it's like, wow.

[Graydon]

Walking somewhere instead of driving somewhere.

[Holly]

I know, it's a write off.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you have no idea.

[Holly]

What? I don't understand fourth of July barbecues in that part.

[Graydon]

I want to wait, you guys. Fagawi is next weekend. By the time you're listening to this, we have already been blacked out at the galley. Yeah, right.

[Holly]

Yeah. What's your favorite part about fugawi in Nantucket in general, it's just like a

[Graydon]

feeling in the air. Also, they have a different climate. Even though it's like only an hour ferry ride, the climate, like, compared to the Cape, it's just, like, different.

[Holly]

It's an island. Of course there's a different.

[Graydon]

But cape. The Cape is essentially an island too.

[Holly]

Really?

[Graydon]

Yeah. Well, peninsula. There's a bridge. What's a peninsula like, not an island.

[Holly]

Okay. What else do you like about Nantucket? What do you like about Fagawi?

[Graydon]

It's like.

[Holly]

Well, can you explain what the guy is.

[Graydon]

The Gowie is a regatta on Nantucket.

[Holly]

What's a regatta?

[Graydon]

A. You don't know what a regatta is? What.

[Holly]

Who do you think I am?

[Graydon]

A verrata that, like, you're like, partially from Nantucket. A vergata is like a big sailboat race.

[Holly]

He. Sailboat shaming.

[Graydon]

I am appalled.

[Holly]

Continue on your Bratta Sophia. Brada,

[Graydon]

like the actress.

[Holly]

Is he okay?

[Graydon]

Oh, my God, you're on a roll today.

[Holly]

I'm done with you.

[Graydon]

It's like a sailboat race, but nobody watches the race. You just. You just get buckled for 43 and it's like, so fun.

[Holly]

Are you excited? What's your favorite restaurant in Dug it. What's your favorite.

[Graydon]

What's your favorite restaurant? I don't know. There's a lot of places I haven't been, man. There's a lot of places I haven't been too. Because, like, obviously we're creatures of habit.

[Holly]

Yeah. My parents are creatures of habit, and I'm creatures of going wherever they go because they pay for us.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Seagirl's amazing. They have great food.

[Holly]

Seagirl's the best food on island. Although I should gatekeep that.

[Graydon]

But vibe wise.

[Holly]

Crew. Crew five wise crew. I like galley, sunset, white elephant, clam chowder, Ventuno, pasta and wine.

[Graydon]

We don't go to Ventuno a lot.

[Holly]

I do like their wine selection. Not to be a fucking snobby cunt, but I do love their selection of fine cabernets and Chianti and Chablis and, oh, we should be Max all summer long.

[Graydon]

Do you remember? What? Which one it is or will they remember?

[Holly]

I don't know. I just know it was 420.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

My dad shut down that house account.

[Graydon]

I know. So maybe we won't be drinking chivalry this summer.

[Holly]

No. Or I could have. You might have to suck someone off to do it. Every time you go into crew. There's so many suckable people in there. For you. Not for me.

[Graydon]

Well, I had a crush on the psalm last summer.

[Holly]

But he would have.

[Graydon]

He has a wife.

[Holly]

It's never stopped you before.

[Graydon]

Oh, yes, it has. If you're married, I'm not gonna hook up with you. What if you don't know, then I don't know, and then I do it.

[Holly]

Has that ever happened?

[Graydon]

Married? No.

[Holly]

I don't think I've ever gotten with a married man.

[Graydon]

I feel like you have.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

No offense. What were we talking about? That was fun. Let's keep that going.

[Holly]

Yeah, we. Okay. Did you like that game that you said was gonna be really hard?

[Graydon]

This was in and out, right? Okay, let's move on then.

[Holly]

Chilled red wine in wine is supposed to be at 69 degrees, 62.

[Graydon]

I don't know. You're like, the pro.

[Holly]

I don't think it should be super cold.

[Graydon]

I was in Napa a couple years ago, and I was like, is red wine. How do you feel about chilled red wine? And they were like, love it.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

So, like, I feel like it's fine in.

[Holly]

Okay. Spritzes. Which ones? Limoncella Aperol.

[Graydon]

Hugo, I need to talk about a spritz for a second.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

This is my personal opinion. Don't come for me, because I know the girls, like, love a spritz. Spritzes are so out. They're a waste of money. They do not get you drunk. There's club soda in a spritz. I don't want club soda. I just want champagne and the apple.

[Holly]

You drink mixed drinks all the time,

[Graydon]

but there's vodka in it. That's what I'm saying. Why are we mixing Prosecco with a club soda?

[Holly]

Okay, but, like, spritzes are like a gateway drink. It's like a fun. Like, I'm sitting outside. I want to get too fucked up. Like, I'm enjoying the weather. Like, it's sunny out. It's beautiful out. Like, let's have a spritz so I don't get fucking hammered. It's a gateway drink. Drink you drink before you go to the hard.

[Graydon]

No, I think it's a waste of money. My idea of a spritz is basically just like, a really strong vodka soda. Kettle one. A really strong kettle one. Soda just in wine glass with a. With a lime.

[Holly]

That's just a cocktail in a wine glass.

[Graydon]

Do you want to fight right now? Next question.

[Holly]

Voice notes longer than three minutes.

[Graydon]

A voice note shouldn't be longer than, like, 40 seconds. At that point, just call me.

[Holly]

Would you rather a long text, though, or a long voice note? I'd rather a long voice Note.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Or just call me.

[Holly]

Yeah. Early dinners.

[Graydon]

Early dinners are in. Especially on a weekday.

[Holly]

Especially if you. You're from Boston, so early dinners are a thing there.

[Graydon]

I'm not from Boston. You are.

[Holly]

You're from Massachusetts. Same liquor laws.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

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[Graydon]

Yeah, so we pretend to fight.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Let me grab your hat, actually, and go like this. Wait. Make sure your hair moves around, though, bitch. Get up, ho. Oh, my God.

[Holly]

Oh, my God.

[Graydon]

Remember Bad Girls Club? Is that what it's called? Are we still playing the game?

[Holly]

Yes. We're just doing intermission.

[Graydon]

Okay. We're taking a little intermission. I just need a little bit more. This is actually making me feel much better.

[Holly]

Is he okay? Is he okay?

[Graydon]

I'm not okay.

[Holly]

Like, I. I started off this episode being like, we have so much to catch up on, and he can't even string a sentence together. You.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. Life is just crazy, huh?

[Holly]

What?

[Graydon]

I'll put this on the floor. Did you just use your sunglasses? Can you do mine?

[Holly]

Yeah, do the other one. Look at my skin cancer.

[Graydon]

It's less like Pink Lick. I mean, suck. I just heard that. In the back of your throat.

[Holly]

Notice how I didn't gag?

[Graydon]

Okay, let's do a slurp. A sip clip.

[Holly]

Okay. Slip club.

[Graydon]

Let's do some asmr.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

I mean, we're having bloody.

[Holly]

We're sucking down Bloody Mary.

[Graydon]

Welcome to Extra Dirty. Extra Dirty. We love a Bloody Mary, guys.

[Holly]

Cheers. Cheers. Wait.

[Graydon]

Cheers.

[Holly]

Oh.

[Graydon]

Anyway, take a sip.

[Holly]

And now let's kiss.

[Graydon]

Focus.

[Holly]

Okay.

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[Graydon]

Ew. I don't like that.

[Holly]

Okay, next digital camera picks.

[Graydon]

What digital camera I have beef with like a Canon G7X.

[Holly]

Why? You're an influencer.

[Graydon]

No, I'm not.

[Holly]

What are you?

[Graydon]

Just a boy.

[Holly]

Your. Your job is to work with brands, and they pay you to promote those.

[Graydon]

I'm just a boy. Back to the camera.

[Holly]

Okay.

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[Holly]

I personally love that it's waterproof. Because it's great to use in the shower.

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[Holly]

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[Holly]

Group trips, Love.

[Graydon]

If it's the right sew in. If it's not too big of a

[Holly]

group, what's the max?

[Graydon]

I would say the max is eight total.

[Holly]

Okay. Bachelorette parties.

[Graydon]

Depends what we're doing. Like, are you wearing a veil? Are you wearing a sash?

[Holly]

The sash is so fucked up. Anyone? I'm looking directly into the camera actually right now. Anyone that wears bride to fucking be with a crown on wearing all white pantsing around Nashville needs to be sued and should pay for the whole trip.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Holly]

That's just not it.

[Graydon]

It's all too much.

[Holly]

I'm sorry to be a hater, but I have to say it. It's too much. What do you think?

[Graydon]

I agree.

[Holly]

Baseball caps in.

[Graydon]

I can't wear them, but yeah, love.

[Holly]

I look great in a hat.

[Graydon]

I only look good in, like, a trucker.

[Holly]

I think I look great in a hat because I'm bald.

[Graydon]

No, you're not.

[Holly]

I am. Picnics, like, cute if you invite me,

[Graydon]

but, like, I haven't been on a picnic. And.

[Holly]

Yeah, like, I'm not gonna, like, be like, oh, let me get the ingredients to set up a picnic.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I mean, would you consider that a beat? Like a beach lunch? Like, you're at the beach, you have a sandwich, you have some fruit. Is that a picnic?

[Holly]

Like Mykonos?

[Graydon]

Yeah. Would you consider that a picnic?

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Okay then. Yeah, like Mykonos.

[Holly]

Yeah. Large sunglasses in big way.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Pun intended.

[Holly]

Pun intended. Soft serve ice cream.

[Graydon]

I don't have the biggest sweet tooth, but like a Dairy Queen twist up my ass immediately, you know?

[Holly]

Yeah. I feel like soft serve's always in.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

0.5 selfies in, 0.5 selfies out.

[Graydon]

You guys, Bermuda shorts. The next time you guys see me, I might get my neck done. I'm not kidding.

[Holly]

You are. I Don't know if you should.

[Graydon]

I just want to look like this.

[Holly]

Bermuda shorts.

[Graydon]

Why are you looking down here as if I'm wearing Bermudas? What's a Bermuda Short?

[Holly]

Bermuda shorts are like the long. They go like right over your knee and they're like.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Holly]

Yeah, I think they're. That's more for a girl. In. I don't think you should buy them charcuterie boards in. And I love a coochie board.

[Graydon]

A coochie board for like dinner? Honestly.

[Holly]

No, honestly. Kuchi board. At the picnic in Mykonos.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Photo dumps. Always in.

[Graydon]

In hard, but in butter yellow. The bitches love butter yellow these days.

[Holly]

I know. I feel like butter yellow was something asked me last May. Feel like out. I think blue is in.

[Graydon]

Blue is my favorite color.

[Holly]

Yeah. Blue or green?

[Graydon]

I love blue.

[Holly]

I love blue. I love green. Floral patterns out.

[Graydon]

In what sense?

[Holly]

On clothes, everywhere. I don't even like floral patterns at gardens. I don't like floral patterns. And like, visually, aesthetically, I don't like flowers.

[Graydon]

Oh, I love flowers. They make me happy.

[Holly]

Really?

[Graydon]

Like a floral print on furniture.

[Holly]

Only sunflowers make me happy.

[Graydon]

What about like an upholstered florally pillow? Not like a home goods ass pillow. Like a nice.

[Holly]

I mean, I think the things that make me happy are different than things that make you happy.

[Graydon]

And that's okay. Like a.

[Holly]

A great vibrator makes me happy.

[Graydon]

Does the ocean make you happy?

[Holly]

You know how I feel about the ocean. The sound of it's nice.

[Graydon]

Yeah. But like, looking at it, it doesn't calm you down, doesn't make you feel.

[Holly]

No, I do like it. But you know how I am at beaches.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you stim.

[Holly]

I stim hard. I like, freak out.

[Graydon]

It's really, really, really. I will be honest. It's really, really hard having a friend who doesn't like the beach.

[Holly]

I don't. I like the idea of it. I don't like no access to bathrooms.

[Graydon]

It makes me so sad because like I. In the summer I'm at the beach.

[Holly]

Like, I like the Mykonos beach for

[Graydon]

seven hours straight by myself.

[Holly]

The Mykonos beach was my dream.

[Graydon]

Well, yeah, because you had a chair and like a phone charger and like, chair, phone charger.

[Holly]

They kept coming to our table being like, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? I love that there was a bathroom right there.

[Graydon]

It's really hard for me. Yeah.

[Holly]

We have to go back to Mykonos eventually.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Can we stop talking about it? Because, like, I'll Go back.

[Holly]

All right, let's do a segment. Questions for Besties, Bar Confessions. What's something you've never told me that you can't confess to me? Now imagine you were like, I'm trans.

[Graydon]

You love me. Either way, I love you. And you'd probably, like, take me to the plastic surgeon and tell me to get, like, the biggest head.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

One time I filed my taxes, and I wrote that I was deaf and blind. This was years ago when I was crazy. Don't do that, by the way. So I committed tax fraud. Granted, I made, like, five grand for the whole year, so. But they gave me money. I got a tax credit.

[Holly]

I feel like you're committing. You're admitting to a crime.

[Graydon]

It was. I was, like, legit 17. Who cares? Okay. Yeah.

[Holly]

I'm trying to think of something I have never told you.

[Graydon]

Oh, wait, I have another one.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

My priest who baptized me went to prison.

[Holly]

Okay, that's really scary.

[Graydon]

But he didn't do anything to me. My parents said.

[Holly]

What did he do?

[Graydon]

Use your imagination. It's actually my imagination. Yeah. Wrong words.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Wrong words to you.

[Holly]

The last thing I want to do right now is to use my imagination.

[Graydon]

Now I'm you. Okay. Did you know that?

[Holly]

I feel like you've told me that before. Once a guy in Miami told me to put a wine stopper in my ass.

[Graydon]

Did you do it?

[Holly]

And I did it. And I sent him a picture. Once I sent a picture of my. Once I. Yeah, once I sent a picture of my clam for a reservation at ZZ's.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. The. The night in Miami, we went. Yeah, I saw the picture.

[Holly]

Actually, I brought you on the reservation.

[Graydon]

Somebody saw you take the picture. Also, there was nobody there, so, like, we did not need a reservation.

[Holly]

I did not need to send that nude. I don't send nudes anymore, though, ever since I got hacked, which I'm, like,

[Graydon]

still waiting for those to drop, but that's really up. Is that Clav?

[Holly]

Yeah. Would you clap, like.

[Graydon]

No, no. I'm glad we're aligned on that.

[Holly]

I think that. No, he's also really young. Oh, he's, like, 20.

[Graydon]

I don't know. Very interesting. Anyway, next.

[Holly]

Yeah, sorry, I don't know. Came up. What is an item of clothing that I own that you secretly don't like?

[Graydon]

It's probably just, like, a sweatshirt I've seen too many times. I've never. I've never seen that. I really haven't.

[Holly]

I think this one's cool. It's a bald eagle on it. It Reminds me of myself.

[Graydon]

Oh,

[Holly]

You think I'm really funny today, don't you?

[Graydon]

You are. Am I?

[Holly]

You own. That I don't like is your hermit slides.

[Graydon]

You don't like my chipperies?

[Holly]

What are they?

[Graydon]

I don't know. I don't speak that language. French? Italian?

[Holly]

Somewhere in the middle.

[Graydon]

Well, I'm so. I got new ones, so. Great.

[Holly]

Which one of us is more late? Like our period?

[Graydon]

Like, late on arrival?

[Holly]

We're probably me.

[Graydon]

We're pretty punctual people.

[Holly]

Yeah. I'm like, I care about not wasting other people's time. I was 20 minutes late to this recording today, but I blame the massive truck and I apologize immediately to my beautiful Nia. Okay. I felt.

[Graydon]

We're punctual, my girl.

[Holly]

We are very punctual.

[Graydon]

It's a sign of respect.

[Holly]

It is a sign of respect.

[Graydon]

Like, a lot of people don't get that.

[Holly]

Yeah, A lot of people are fucking disrespectful. Okay. Disrespectful. Swine. Cunts.

[Graydon]

You're crazy.

[Holly]

You like it? What was your first impression of the other? My first impression was, wow, that guy's tall. And I was like, wow, his skin is really good.

[Graydon]

Thank you so much. Thank you. My first impression of you was like, damn, she's yassified.

[Holly]

I had a lot of filler back in the day.

[Graydon]

You did. And you were very like.

[Holly]

But then I started. I couldn't stop getting that filler. I was addicted to it.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Your lips are, like, touching your nose. I kind of miss that. I feel like you should just get, like, half ML.

[Holly]

No. Green looks at me the other day and he goes, I think you should consider getting more lip filler again. I go.

[Graydon]

I'm like, do you think you'd ever get, like, a little bit more lip filler?

[Holly]

Is my body not perfect in your eyes?

[Graydon]

We're not talking about your body. We're talking about your lips.

[Holly]

My lips are part of my body.

[Graydon]

Your bottom lip is big. I think it's just reminiscent and, like, nostalgic.

[Holly]

Good answer, you know? No. You think it looks like a fucking deflated balloon?

[Graydon]

No, I just miss it.

[Holly]

You miss my field lips?

[Graydon]

Well, I don't miss the six syringes you had on your lips, but I think you could use, like, half.

[Holly]

All right, I'll book the appointment. Should we go to Lexrx when we go to Nantucket?

[Graydon]

Won't you be swollen all weekend?

[Holly]

That's the best part of getting your lips done is being swollen. Oh. That was honestly the best part of getting yeah, let's do it. I'll text her right now. Maybe after the show. But, like, if you had to live as me for 24 hours, what is the first thing you would do?

[Graydon]

I don't know.

[Holly]

I would, like, open my top cabinet as you.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. That's a really good one.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

Like, I would just, like, reach for something.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Like, above the refrigerator or something.

[Holly]

Like. You would be perfect in my apartment.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Because it's tall ceilings.

[Holly]

Tall cabinets, very high ceilings, very beautiful crown modeling. My apartment.

[Graydon]

That's actually a great one. I would, if I was you, like, be in your head, like, to know it goes through your brain.

[Holly]

Honestly, I don't know if you would want to be in my room for a day.

[Graydon]

No, I would.

[Holly]

That's the correct answer.

[Graydon]

I would just need a little glimpse, I think, and I'd probably be like, I'm good.

[Holly]

Would you ever, like, want to know what it feels like to get, like. I've always wanted to know, like, what it feels like to.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah.

[Holly]

You know, if I were you, I have the hole.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

It would be nice to know what it feels like to have the key.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I'd say you could borrow mine, but, like, you can't.

[Holly]

Yeah, If I had a strap on, like, I could be a key to

[Graydon]

a hole, but you wouldn't be able to feel it.

[Holly]

I don't think male orgasms feel as good as female ones.

[Graydon]

Definitely not.

[Holly]

I feel like that's scientific. That's probably why they're harder to.

[Graydon]

I think it is scientifically proven, and I think women's are longer.

[Holly]

Well, you can just keep getting them and they become stronger and stronger and stronger.

[Graydon]

You, like, explode, literally.

[Holly]

That's what you feel like.

[Graydon]

What are you just. We're talking about it. You just.

[Holly]

Have you ever had sex on E? Because let me just tell you. Or Molly?

[Graydon]

I've never known either.

[Holly]

Okay.

[Graydon]

Well, I'm such a good boy.

[Holly]

Back in the day, I've done both.

[Graydon]

Don't they say you're not supposed to

[Holly]

because it's so good?

[Graydon]

Yeah. And then, like, anything else sober will be not as good. Correct.

[Holly]

I mean, that's just like.

[Graydon]

Is that a myth?

[Holly]

Philosophical, honestly, but. Well, yeah, I think that's probably just warning people not to do drugs. Yeah, but once I was in Miami, we're going to space. We did a bunch of E. What's

[Graydon]

the difference between ecstasy and molly?

[Holly]

One of them is more pure, but I don't know which one. I think Molly's more pure.

[Graydon]

I think ecstasy.

[Holly]

Okay. Well, 50. 50. I act like I know, and so I took it. And literally every nerve ending. I'm not promoting doing drugs, by the way. Like, every nerve ending on your body is like. You feel just, like, everything. Every touch, every. Like, everything how, like, drinking water. Like, you just feel very hot and sweaty and, like, in a good way. Like, your body's hot. Like, and you just wanna. So I went with this guy, this guy from Amsterdam, and he fingered me on the stage or fingered me at the table, and then we made a sex tape.

[Graydon]

Oh.

[Holly]

Anyways, that was.

[Graydon]

I'm losing steam, you guys.

[Holly]

No, you're not.

[Graydon]

What if I just slapped you across the face? No.

[Holly]

We fight again.

[Graydon]

Really? Well, Sorry. Just needed to get that out of the way. I don't even. I feel like it just sounded like we were having sex. And. Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to

[Holly]

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[Graydon]

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[Holly]

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[Graydon]

Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together.

[Holly]

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[Graydon]

Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Holly]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Graydon]

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[Holly]

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[Holly]

What is one thing you admire about me?

[Graydon]

Oh, God, here we go. Did you write that? You snuck that in? You are.

[Holly]

What am I? I don't like how long it's for you to think of something.

[Graydon]

You are. So. What was the question? One more time. What's my favorite trait?

[Holly]

No, what's one thing you admire about me.

[Graydon]

When you say something, you do it.

[Holly]

Like, give me an example.

[Graydon]

Like, you don't really.

[Holly]

Like, you just made something up on the spot because you couldn't think of anything else.

[Graydon]

No, no, no. Like, you're true to your word.

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like, if you plan to, you do it.

[Holly]

Yes.

[Graydon]

Unless, like, you're not flaky. If you say you're going somewhere and then, like, say, a few months later, like, you don't want to do it anymore, you still go.

[Holly]

What I admire about you is your ability to stay calm and neutral in a lot of situations that probably piss you off.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Holly]

Because I don't have that ability. My fuse is shorter than Kevin Hart.

[Graydon]

My. So I used to have a really short fuse. You don't know me in high school, but I used to go up to people in the cafeteria and be like you if they. With me. Now, it's like,

[Holly]

I've never seen you, like, had conflicts or talk also. That's something I admire about you.

[Graydon]

Well, I like good energy.

[Holly]

Do I not give good.

[Graydon]

I only like to talk. I only like to talk of somebody if one, it's warranted. And two, like, if they did something to me, but I'm not gonna, like, talk.

[Holly]

What if they've done something to someone you love?

[Graydon]

Yeah, I'll be like that.

[Holly]

You're also extremely loyal, and you're extremely handsome, and I also admire the relationship you have with my family.

[Graydon]

Oh, thanks.

[Holly]

You're like my adopted sibling.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I mean, they love me.

[Holly]

They love you. You're my favorite.

[Graydon]

It's easier when they love you, you know?

[Holly]

And I can tell when they don't like one of my friends. And they do. They do not. They. They're vocal about people they don't like that are in my life.

[Graydon]

Yeah, they love you. Oh, I love them.

[Holly]

Anyways, next question.

[Graydon]

And I love getting compliments.

[Holly]

I could give you compliments all day. It took you probably 30 minutes of this episode to think of something to say. And you. It was barely anything.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. Do you want me to do another?

[Holly]

Yeah, I gave you seven just now.

[Graydon]

You are. You'll ride.

[Holly]

Like, you don't, like.

[Graydon]

Remember when the guy called. When this guy in the street called me Jackson Mahomes, and I didn't get the joke because, like, obviously I don't know who the Mahomes is. And Halle got the joke, and she, like, cussed this guy out. And. And then I was like, halle, why are you being so mean? I was like, why are you being a. Like, chill and he and you were like, he just roasted you well.

[Holly]

And I had a friend behind him recording the interaction being. And some guy came up to green mean like, oh, my God, Jackson Mahomes. Like, no.

[Graydon]

He goes, are you Jackson Mahomes? And I was like.

[Holly]

Like this guy was chirping the out of him. And I go, nor are you like, short little twink ass. Like, I went in for his snack. That happened in Palm beach too.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. Why. Why is everyone coming for me last year.

[Holly]

But I defend you immediately.

[Graydon]

I know. It's just funny that I thought you were. I was like, oh, my God. Like, why are you being so mean? Meanwhile, you're like, defending me.

[Holly]

I do get. You're like, I do get extremely defensive over, like people I care about.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I mean, anybody was like, I don't know. Actually, some people don't get defensive, but

[Holly]

I just like, don't believe in being Switzerland and being neutral.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

And situation.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Like, I would beat someone up for you.

[Holly]

Yeah, you would.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I think I could loki like someone up. I really think so.

[Holly]

Show me like your best punch. Like, I have good form.

[Graydon]

I feel like I'm much stronger than I give myself credit for.

[Holly]

I'm. But I'm like low key jacked.

[Graydon]

You've been, you've been strong your whole life.

[Holly]

I'm very vascular. Like, I was like at Berries yesterday and I was lifting and I humble brag, humble. Just like lifting these 12 pound dumbbells. And I was like, damn, how to draw. Can you throw a punch or would

[Graydon]

you be like, no? My trainer wants me to get into boxing.

[Holly]

You should go to everybody fights. My friend Molly's a trainer there. She's really good.

[Graydon]

Is it public?

[Holly]

It is public, but you have to

[Graydon]

get over like, I really need to get over it.

[Holly]

We're not like Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Graydon]

No, it's not. It's not that complex. I have no. I've had anxiety.

[Holly]

I have gym anxiety too. I've been in classes in a long time and I'm trying to get over it.

[Graydon]

I have insecurity in the gym because I'm new and I don't know what I'm doing.

[Holly]

That's why I canceled Equinox was because I was like, I need to go to a class where people are telling me what to do. I can just like, go.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Holly]

To a gym and like, go to like, lift something.

[Graydon]

I can go to the gym and walk on a treadmill. That's it.

[Holly]

That's it.

[Graydon]

It's so embarrassing. Also, I'm So tall. I also have a tall complex. And I. Which I guess this is kind of true. I am like a fucking traffic cone everywhere I go.

[Holly]

No, like, honestly, going out with you is like, everyone always recognizes you because you're so tall.

[Graydon]

Everyone always looks at me because they're like. Obviously when you see someone tall, you're, like, trying to see who it is. So every. Everybody's always looking, let alone what they are. Cuz I'm so big.

[Holly]

No, like, the funniest part is, like, when you, like, try to wear, like, a hat and like, a hoodie and like, try to hide and people are, like, green.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Do you think it makes me look more obvious?

[Holly]

It makes you look way more obvious.

[Graydon]

I should start wearing, like, a suit.

[Holly]

Why?

[Graydon]

I don't know. Like, maybe they'll think I'm like, a businessman.

[Holly]

I don't think I've ever seen you in a suit.

[Graydon]

Yeah, we haven't been to it. No. At the Boston ball, like, years ago. And it hugs.

[Holly]

You're so handsome.

[Graydon]

I look good in a suit.

[Holly]

You need like a. I feel like a double breasted. Like, I'm double breasted, obviously, but, like, I need to see you in a double breast.

[Graydon]

Okay. Maybe for Fish's wedding. Oh, wait, I have to wear with the. I forgot I'm, like, in that wedding. Sorry. Oh, my God, the bloody.

[Holly]

What are you gonna do after this?

[Graydon]

I'm either gonna go back to your apartment and lay down.

[Holly]

Can you just lay down in there?

[Graydon]

Or I'll just wait with you.

[Holly]

I prefer you do that.

[Graydon]

I feel better. But, like,

[Holly]

all right, let's.

[Graydon]

New York stresses me out, dude. Like, I'm so stressed out, honestly.

[Holly]

Let's play Never have I ever. And you go first.

[Graydon]

Something I haven't done.

[Holly]

Never have I ever had a threesome with two men. Where the Eiffel Tower me.

[Graydon]

You've never done that?

[Holly]

I mean, I've done stuff with twins, but I've never gotten Eiffel Tower. No.

[Graydon]

Oh, shocking. Never have I ever had a threesome. Okay, take that pitch.

[Holly]

I drink now. Have you gotten Eiffel Tower? You drink too.

[Graydon]

No, you drink if you've done. If you've done it. Oh, I know one thing for once.

[Holly]

Okay. Never have I ever hooked up with someone that is 30 years my senior.

[Graydon]

30 years my senior.

[Holly]

Do you know what I'm saying?

[Graydon]

Is that proper grammar?

[Holly]

Yeah, it's very proper.

[Graydon]

Like British.

[Holly]

I. The way you've just declined every segment of the show all day. I'm trying to learn every segment. You break it down and you ask What? It's about 30 years my senior. Think of a senior. Think of older. It's just a proper way of saying it.

[Graydon]

I don't like it. Okay, 30 years older.

[Holly]

Yes, older, you dumbass.

[Graydon]

I'm 28. 38. 48. 58. I don't think so. No.

[Holly]

It's the oldest guy you've ever gotten with

[Graydon]

40 something. Oh, like that's a good age range to stay into. What's yours, like 92? Sorry, I kind of just came for you.

[Holly]

You just made yourself laugh. 53 is okay. I saw him the other day at SH. Margo and I said hi, and he goes, who. Who are you?

[Graydon]

Who's the dad you saw? Last name?

[Holly]

Oh, he's also in that similar friend group.

[Graydon]

He was cute.

[Holly]

Yeah, we've.

[Graydon]

They don't seem that nice though.

[Holly]

They're just like kind of scared. I'll talk about them on the show, which we're doing right now.

[Graydon]

We're not saying any names.

[Holly]

No. Yeah.

[Graydon]

Never have I ever been. Wait, I have arrested. Have you? Have you been arrested?

[Holly]

No, but I've gone to court for things.

[Graydon]

I've been to court. I'm not getting. Probably 15 times or 15 different things.

[Holly]

That's insane.

[Graydon]

Yeah. One time I got charged with a hit and run. Do you know that?

[Holly]

No.

[Graydon]

But he was trying to fraud me. He hit me and then he drove away. And I drove a shitty car. So I was like, okay, whatever. And then he called the cop saying I hit him and drove away. I won. He framed me.

[Holly]

Why?

[Graydon]

And my dog was in the backseat and the cop. The cops came to my mom's house and my mom said, I actually. They're divorced, my parents house. And they were like, was anyone else in the car? And I go, my dog was. If you want to talk to her. I said that to the cop.

[Holly]

What did the cop say?

[Graydon]

He shook his head at me and my mom was like, you did not just say that.

[Holly]

Okay. Never have I ever had a wet dream about someone that I shouldn't have a wet dream about.

[Graydon]

It sounds like you have. I've never had a wet dream. I don't know if they're real. Are they?

[Holly]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

I think it's probably easier for a girl sometimes.

[Holly]

Like, I wake up to orgasms. That's the thing.

[Graydon]

Wait, you wake up orgasming?

[Holly]

Yeah, it's a wet dream.

[Graydon]

Oh, that sounds amazing.

[Holly]

No, it's great. It's like, don't wake me up.

[Graydon]

And then do you go back to bed and do it again?

[Holly]

Yeah, I'm like, bring me back.

[Graydon]

Good for you.

[Holly]

Or like, sometimes you've never had a dream where you, like, wake up and you're like, oh, my God. Like.

[Graydon]

Well, I had a dream the other night. I slept with a woman, and I woke up in a full sweat panic attack, fucking going through my phone, making sure it wasn't real. It was really scary. Wait, who was it? I sent a. I need to start doing a dream journal because I have crazy dreams. Who was the girl? Oh, my God. It was Ella Langley, the country singer. I was like, holy.

[Holly]

Was it good?

[Graydon]

It was so vivid, and I was like, oh, my God. I mean, she's beautiful, so whatever.

[Holly]

Wait, you had a sex room? Elle Langley. I feel like I've seen people, like, really going.

[Graydon]

And somebody else said, yeah, responded to my close friends and was like, wait, me too. But it was a straight boy, so, like, obviously I was like, you have

[Holly]

straight men on your close friends?

[Graydon]

Yeah, I have straight friends, believe it or not.

[Holly]

Men.

[Graydon]

Yeah. It's like my. My friends from home, my friends, boyfriends, fiance's husbands.

[Holly]

Okay, great. In. This has been a wild ride.

[Graydon]

I feel. I will be honest with you. When I came here, I was dizzy, nauseous. I couldn't really talk. As you could tell from the beginning. I still can't really talk. I feel so much better.

[Holly]

Oh, my God. I'm so glad I got you there.

[Graydon]

And it's not.

[Holly]

I feel a little drunk.

[Graydon]

It's not because of this. It's because of this. But it's been.

[Holly]

Well, thank you for coming on.

[Graydon]

I know. I mean, you're welcome. I didn't mean to say.

[Holly]

We should do this more often.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God. No. I'm, like, never coming back to New York. I swear, like, this has been too much. I didn't even tell them how long it took me to get here. Took me six hours to get here. Isn't that crazy?

[Holly]

Shut up. Okay, guys, as always, I love you all so much. You can watch. I would suggest watching this one on YouTube. And if you can't watch on YouTube, you can listen to me on any other platform. Give me 5 stars. Recommend to a friend. Recommend to your dad. Recommend to Gren's mom.

[Graydon]

Send it to your papa.

[Holly]

Send it to your papa, Nana. We love you all. And I'll see you next Thursday. Bye, you guys. Bye.

[Graydon]

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[Graydon]

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