
Gradey-poo is at the bar this week... and we are not doing anything casually!!! 👩❤️👨 Hallie and Graydon recount the night before that landed them at the bloody-mary-induced podcast episode: asking a man to whip out his d*ck, liking drinks with clam juice, and FINALLY getting Graydon's perspective from the French Billionaire. They review their list of summer ins and outs, why Nantucket weekend for Memorial Day Weekend scares them, TRY to compliment each other, and end with a nasty round of never have I ever. Enjoy babes!!
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Holly
What's your favorite restaurant in Duckett?
Graydon
There's a lot of places I haven't been because, like, obviously we're creatures of habit.
Holly
Yeah, my parents are creatures of habit and I'm creatures of going wherever they go because they pay for us. Yeah, let's get extra dirty. Guys, we have a really exciting guest today. He's tall, he's sexy, and he's made me finish many times. Welcome, Grady.
Graydon
I'm back.
Holly
He's back. Back at the bar.
Graydon
I haven't been here in so long.
Holly
I know. Are you happy to be back?
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Did you miss me?
Graydon
I saw you last week.
Holly
Oh. Do you like coming to New York?
Graydon
No.
Holly
So why'd you come?
Graydon
To see you. Now, I don't like coming here, but once I'm here, it's fun for two nights, and then I get stressed out and I have to leave.
Holly
We had a big night last night. The thing is, with me and Graydon is, like, neither of us know when to call it a night. We will be at the post game.
Graydon
I don't want to go home.
Holly
No, I just don't. Like when I close my eyes and, like, the night's over.
Graydon
I know.
Holly
Like, what's it? What's like, I want to hang out
Graydon
with people I know. Unless I'm tired.
Holly
Like, I don't like silence, which is always. You notice that because I sleep with headphones on. Yeah, when you're with me.
Graydon
Well, usually it's your tv. Well, I was being respectful, but I ain't the one. Yeah, you were just stimming out. It's fine.
Holly
Green thinks I'm, like, slightly Autistic.
Graydon
Could be.
Holly
No, like, he thinks I'm slightly autistic. Should I take my glasses off?
Graydon
Just show them your beautiful eyes.
Holly
They're bloodshot. So we went to dinner last night, and it wasn't casual at all.
Graydon
I had. Let me count how many martinis I had.
Holly
Like, I had 19. Or martinis.
Graydon
Let me just see how many martinis I had.
Holly
Go.
Graydon
I think I had seven.
Holly
How many you think I had? I don't think I had seven.
Graydon
No, you switched to wine, and then you went back to liquor, which is diabolical.
Holly
I actually felt, like, fine this morning. I felt worse.
Graydon
I don't feel good.
Holly
We woke up. You shared a bed with me last night, and you didn't put a lesbian border. A lesbian border between us?
Graydon
No, I did, and then I moved it.
Holly
Did you move it? You take up the whole f. Cking bed.
Graydon
That's not true.
Holly
That's true. I woke up and your whole body was in the middle of the thing.
Graydon
Well, I'm a big boy. You have a queen bed. First of all, who was a queen? You need to upgrade.
Holly
Wait, but, like, I live in New York. You can't fit king size beds everywhere, and I need the space.
Graydon
You could fit it. You just wouldn't have a nightstand.
Holly
I like the nightstands. Where do you think I keep all my Dildars right now?
Graydon
I saw them.
Holly
Why were you going through my drawers?
Graydon
Wait. Last night, Halle and I were with Halle's friend, and he was in the middle of us in the bed. Like, we were. It felt like we were about to have a three way, and Halle whips out a bottle of lube, and I was like, oh, is this happening? Okay.
Holly
It's my favorite lube.
Graydon
It was. It has toys in it.
Holly
It had toys in it.
Graydon
There was trinkets in the loo.
Holly
There was, like, a dice roll.
Graydon
Yeah. It was very interesting.
Holly
And like, a horsesh. Do, like, little, like, action figures in the lube. And, like, you shake it up and it looks like a snow globe.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Yeah. So Greyden, this guy who I've blessed before, he came over, and I don't know what he thought was gonna happen. I was like, greyden's here. Like, do you think we were gonna bang, like, the kitchen or something?
Graydon
All of us?
Holly
You asked him to whip out his dick?
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
And you meant it.
Graydon
It was bored. Whatever. I mean, maybe he wanted an Eiffel Tower.
Holly
Ew. I would never, like, want to see your out.
Graydon
I would never want you to see it, and I don't want to see your clam. I can't get over the clam joke.
Holly
Tell them the clam.
Graydon
So we were just making a bloody Mary, and I was like, oh, I really like. I really like my bloody Marys with clam juice. Like, clamado. They do it in Canada. It's called research.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
I really like my bloody Marys with clam juice. And how. I was like. And Halle. What? Why is that so funny to me? I can't even say it. I was like, I really like my bloody Marys with clam juice.
Holly
I've never seen him laugh like this.
Graydon
And Halle was like, okay, I'll just sit on it. Like, that's so foul and disgusting. But it's so funny.
Holly
So funny.
Graydon
Oh, my God.
Holly
All right. Can we talk about the French billionaire?
Graydon
Yeah, I still wanted to laugh, but. Okay, way to ruin the moment. I'm, like, crying.
Holly
Can't with you. Today we're Giggle Max.
Graydon
Oh, my God.
Holly
Okay, I want to go over the things that have happened since.
Graydon
I'm picturing you sitting on a jar, you sitting on the cup. That's what I'm picturing.
Holly
Like, Kim Kardashian with the. With the sprinkles.
Graydon
Can you put it in her bus?
Holly
Yeah. Chris Humphrey tweeted that 2011.
Graydon
Okay. Journalist. What? Okay, let me just get myself together.
Holly
So let's go back in time.
Graydon
Okay.
Holly
Do the things that. So when was the last time you came on the show?
Graydon
Don't remember.
Holly
It was probably, like, in the fall. In the fall? You're a bad friend, you. So what's happened since the fall? Who have you blessed and who have I blessed since the fall? Me. A lot of people, because I'm a very giving person and a people pleaser. Yes, you. You're more selective.
Graydon
I can't really remember, to be honest. Crickets. This is the problem.
Holly
I actually could think of a few people, but you probably don't want to talk about them.
Graydon
They'll probably kill me.
Holly
No, they'd probably kill you. Like, do you hook up with, like, DL people that are like.
Graydon
No, these are people.
Holly
I'll kill you if you tell anyone.
Graydon
No, this was somebody I knew.
Holly
You don't hook up with strangers?
Graydon
Not always.
Holly
Sometimes I hook up with strangers, and that's okay. You think I've been a. Lately.
Graydon
You were in Austin.
Holly
That was.
Graydon
Can we talk about you guys? Holly was a hoe in Austin. This was, like, two months ago.
Holly
Well, I was like.
Graydon
I was like, something has gotten into her. Well, obviously something goes into her. But
Holly
wait, so there we are there for the Unwell south by Southwest, which is like a work convention. Like, there's a lot of people walking around with, like, badges. Badges. They look like policemen.
Graydon
And button downs.
Holly
And button downs. But I was talking about the jankiest of characters.
Graydon
Yes.
Holly
One I definitely shouldn't have hooked up with. And I've been doing this thing recently where, like, they'll be inside of me. Like, midway through, I'll decide I'm too drunk or, like, I'm not into it, and I'll just make them get outside of me and tell them to leave. I go. You. You will go. I don't do cuddling. And I've also revisited a couple people I've been hooked up with in the past six years, and I'm, like, starting to answer booty calls now. It's, like, just down. There's this one guy. This. This one of the sober guys I used to get with.
Graydon
I love a sober guy.
Holly
No, I love sober dick.
Graydon
Or someone in recovery is, like, kind of hot.
Holly
No. Like, he used to do, like, hardcore drugs.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
And I just think something about someone that, like, has gone. Has seen some shit. There's something that's hot about that.
Graydon
Yeah. But I also think they switch their vibe. Like, they switched their vibe. They replace it with something with sex.
Holly
Usually.
Graydon
Usually hot.
Holly
Like, what? What besides sex? What would it be? Like, cigarettes?
Graydon
No, like, set. Didn't I just say that?
Holly
No, I said that. I'm like, what else? What other vice?
Graydon
Well, that's what I was thinking.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
Yeah, well, think.
Holly
Say your words that you're like,
Graydon
oh, my God, I need to go to the hospital. I don't feel good.
Holly
We always do this hungover.
Graydon
What the are we talking about?
Holly
No, what are we talking? We're talking about south by Southwest, and I was a hoe at the hoedown. I was a hoe at the hoedown.
Graydon
Yes, you were being a. And that's okay.
Holly
I had a lot of scaries after that trip. It's because I had no female there to babysit me.
Graydon
I had a great time in Austin.
Holly
You don't, like, pull me away from bad decisions.
Graydon
Oh, I'm not your mom.
Holly
I know, but I need.
Graydon
You want me to come into the bed while you're fornicating and take you off?
Holly
Or, like, if I'm going home with a guy or making out with a random stranger at a bar, I need
Graydon
to be like, hey, I'm not gonna yuck your yum.
Holly
Oh, my God. You don't yuck my.
Graydon
If he was disgusting. Yeah. I would be like, this isn't happening. Yeah, but usually they're not.
Holly
Usually.
Graydon
Well, they never are.
Holly
No, they're. Sorry.
Graydon
Do you ever like a beefy guy? Like a husky boy?
Holly
Like, like a linebacker?
Graydon
Not really muscular. Like there's something to hold on to. Like, husky.
Holly
I, like, worry that they would break me. Like, I would. I don't know. If I hooked up with.
Graydon
I'm actually surprised. You've never been, like, actually had a
Holly
bone broken when I'm having sex.
Graydon
Yeah. Like your femur or something.
Holly
Honestly, same, you know.
Graydon
Very impressive.
Holly
Yeah. But no, I don't like a husky guy. I usually like. But I don't like a really skinny guy either. I've hooked up with guys that have dad bods. I hooked up with dads.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
And then we went to Miami. So me and Grade have been doing this thing. Like, what are we even talking about right now? Me and Grade have been doing this thing where we, like, escape our realities. Although we're just influencers. So, like, what are we really escaping? But we like to escape the weather. The weather has been really affecting my serotonin production.
Graydon
This winter almost killed me. And it was really hard.
Holly
Like, I've had a really hard winter.
Graydon
And some people say I'm dramatic. I think it's a real thing.
Holly
Oh, yeah. It's just been, like, extra gloomy and I've been drinking a lot.
Graydon
I'm fine now. Well, I'm not fine at this moment. I don't feel good. But, like, I'm. My mood's fine now.
Holly
No. Yeah. Because it's 80 degrees outside right now.
Graydon
Yeah. And it's not like the dead of winter.
Holly
You should go to my rooftop after this and.
Graydon
Oh, my God. I didn't know you had a roof. Does it have a pool?
Holly
No, but there's a pool in the basement.
Graydon
Okay. That's a lot different than a pool on a roof. I'm not going in the fucking basement. Do you have a sauna in the basement? Okay, that's fine. But I'm not swimming in a basement.
Holly
There's a whole office down there. There's a pool. There's a kids playroom.
Graydon
Thank God there's an office. What are we gonna do? Fucking work.
Holly
It's giving real estate.
Graydon
There's an office. Thank God. Hey, guys, My apartment is an office.
Holly
All right. Can we go back to Miami? Like, what are we talking about? All right, so we went to Miami this winter, and me and Graydon just, like, needed to go on a trip, and we Were extending our stay after. What was it? Pepper mayo? It was a brand trip I was on.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
And I had you come at the end.
Graydon
Well, I just showed up. I was invited.
Holly
Yeah, he just showed up to the brand trip. And then we stayed and then flights were getting canceled and it was like food and wine fest and whatever. And then the guy that got me flowers on Valentine's Day, the creepy French billionaire. That's not a French billionaire. He's not French or a billionaire.
Graydon
We were like really frauded.
Holly
We were frauded.
Graydon
We got scammed.
Holly
Yeah. Honestly, he's gonna be on Netflix. It's gonna be a Netflix documentary in a couple years.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Apparently he tells everyone we dated. Isn't that crazy?
Graydon
I'm sorry.
Holly
I know I'm tainted.
Graydon
Yeah. Looking back, that was embarrassing.
Holly
That was really embarrassing. But you really want to go to the Bahamas. And I was about.
Graydon
Someone says, private plane, Bahamas free. You go.
Holly
Yeah, but you're not the one that's like. He was like, you must share a room with me.
Graydon
He was like, you must suck my dick. Yeah, that's why it's great for me, because I don't also. You wouldn't do that.
Holly
Suck his dick.
Graydon
No. You would just like lead him on and we'd get a trip.
Holly
But like, I would have gone if like, he was like, really, like, tell him. Tell them the things he was saying to me.
Graydon
I have a list on my phone, actually.
Holly
Bring out the list. Ah.
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Graydon
Hallie sat on green and slap, and he got very, very upset. He walked away. He said to me, if I saw his dick, I'd be like, whoa. I was like, yeah. Referred to gay people as homos all night long. In his accent. He was like, you are homo. He's like, you are homo. Also, apparently, it was fake, right? Repeatedly yelling at Hallie to get off her phone all dinner. He, like, almost cried about that. Telling Halle she has to make sweet love to him all night. There's no option, which is like a threat. I think we call that sexual assault.
Holly
No. Yeah. You look at Amnego. That's illegal in America.
Graydon
Yeah, you can't do that. Got mad at Halle for saying she's had more anal than Graydon. He was mad.
Holly
No, he was so mad, he was
Graydon
cutting up Halle's steak, feeding it to her chick tea. I hate cutting steak. Okay, that's it.
Holly
Okay. It was scary. And then he threatened to sue me.
Graydon
And then we left.
Holly
And then we left. But honestly, we got really tan on that trip.
Graydon
So tan.
Holly
Well, I have skin cancer. Yeah, but, like, we got really tan.
Graydon
You got scarred.
Holly
Okay, let's play a game. I'm gonna think of a word, and I'll think of a word, and then we're gonna try to get the middle. Do you have the word? Mine's two words, actually. Three, two, one. Lip filler.
Graydon
Now what? I'm so confused. I said horse, and you said lip filler. How can we possibly think of the same?
Holly
That's the point of the game, you idiot. All right. Horse and lip filler. Three, two, one. Oklahoma. Word. Do you want to try another one?
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Okay. Three, two, one.
Graydon
Banana.
Holly
Okay, hold on.
Graydon
I need a second to think. Banana implant. Okay. Three, two, one.
Holly
Kitty buck.
Graydon
Okay. At least we're in the same similar category.
Holly
Run a body now.
Graydon
Okay, bbl.
Holly
Okay. Three, two, one.
Graydon
You don't know what a bukhaki is? No. You've had You've done it multiple times? Probably. What is it like a facial?
Holly
Oh, okay. Facial in Miami.
Graydon
Okay, three to.
Holly
Wait, hold on.
Graydon
Okay, now you need time.
Holly
Facial in Miami. That's like my February.
Graydon
Three, two, one. Stripper.
Holly
Real Housewives.
Graydon
Stripper. Real Housewife.
Holly
Oh, I won.
Graydon
Three, two, one. Brandy Glenville.
Holly
Lara Pippin. Oh, hey, Lars Pippin and Brandy Glanville. Stay in Miami. Like, why'd you go to Beverly Hills? Now we're both thinking in Real Housewives.
Graydon
It appears that way. Wait, hold on. We can do this.
Holly
Okay. What are those two have in common?
Graydon
Yeah. Three, two, one. Real times. Why wouldn't you say housewives? They're both housewives. Why would you say.
Holly
What do they have in common? Andy Cohen.
Graydon
They have a lot in common. This game sucks.
Holly
Okay, warm up game. Summer ins and outs in. Why?
Graydon
Oh, these are hard.
Holly
No, they're not.
Graydon
Okay.
Holly
Espresso martinis for the summer. I don't. That's. Now for me.
Graydon
I'm not a big espresso martini.
Holly
They give me the craziest hangovers ever. Once I got really, really up, drink like four espresso martinis, went back to my apartment and just threw up all over my bed. And I never do that.
Graydon
In your bed?
Holly
In my bed.
Graydon
Oh, yeah. Once that happens, you can never drink. What? Or you what?
Holly
Yeah. So I was like, absolutely not. I'm never drinking espresso martinis again. They make me feel wired in a bad way.
Graydon
Yeah, I think they're out.
Holly
Pickleball. Oh, I don't have the hand eye coordination. I'm very cross eyed. Working out on vacation?
Graydon
Never. Well, I would never. No, I don't.
Holly
I don't think so. I mean, on vacation I feel like I'm walking a lot.
Graydon
Going a walk?
Holly
Yeah, Outside. Like, remember that time we went to Fort Lauderdale? Staying in the swamp.
Graydon
Oh, I missed the swamp.
Holly
We were swamp maxing.
Graydon
Whenever I walk somewhere, I'm like, I can't believe I just did that.
Holly
No, I know. I'm like, really? I go like this.
Graydon
Yeah. It's like, whoa. It's like a crazy feeling.
Holly
No, it's like, wow.
Graydon
Walking somewhere instead of driving somewhere.
Holly
I know, it's a write off.
Graydon
Yeah, you have no idea.
Holly
What? I don't understand fourth of July barbecues in that part.
Graydon
I want to wait, you guys. Fagawi is next weekend. By the time you're listening to this, we have already been blacked out at the galley. Yeah, right.
Holly
Yeah. What's your favorite part about fugawi in Nantucket in general, it's just like a
Graydon
feeling in the air. Also, they have a different climate. Even though it's like only an hour ferry ride, the climate, like, compared to the Cape, it's just, like, different.
Holly
It's an island. Of course there's a different.
Graydon
But cape. The Cape is essentially an island too.
Holly
Really?
Graydon
Yeah. Well, peninsula. There's a bridge. What's a peninsula like, not an island.
Holly
Okay. What else do you like about Nantucket? What do you like about Fagawi?
Graydon
It's like.
Holly
Well, can you explain what the guy is.
Graydon
The Gowie is a regatta on Nantucket.
Holly
What's a regatta?
Graydon
A. You don't know what a regatta is? What.
Holly
Who do you think I am?
Graydon
A verrata that, like, you're like, partially from Nantucket. A vergata is like a big sailboat race.
Holly
He. Sailboat shaming.
Graydon
I am appalled.
Holly
Continue on your Bratta Sophia. Brada,
Graydon
like the actress.
Holly
Is he okay?
Graydon
Oh, my God, you're on a roll today.
Holly
I'm done with you.
Graydon
It's like a sailboat race, but nobody watches the race. You just. You just get buckled for 43 and it's like, so fun.
Holly
Are you excited? What's your favorite restaurant in Dug it. What's your favorite.
Graydon
What's your favorite restaurant? I don't know. There's a lot of places I haven't been, man. There's a lot of places I haven't been too. Because, like, obviously we're creatures of habit.
Holly
Yeah. My parents are creatures of habit, and I'm creatures of going wherever they go because they pay for us.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
Seagirl's amazing. They have great food.
Holly
Seagirl's the best food on island. Although I should gatekeep that.
Graydon
But vibe wise.
Holly
Crew. Crew five wise crew. I like galley, sunset, white elephant, clam chowder, Ventuno, pasta and wine.
Graydon
We don't go to Ventuno a lot.
Holly
I do like their wine selection. Not to be a fucking snobby cunt, but I do love their selection of fine cabernets and Chianti and Chablis and, oh, we should be Max all summer long.
Graydon
Do you remember? What? Which one it is or will they remember?
Holly
I don't know. I just know it was 420.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
My dad shut down that house account.
Graydon
I know. So maybe we won't be drinking chivalry this summer.
Holly
No. Or I could have. You might have to suck someone off to do it. Every time you go into crew. There's so many suckable people in there. For you. Not for me.
Graydon
Well, I had a crush on the psalm last summer.
Holly
But he would have.
Graydon
He has a wife.
Holly
It's never stopped you before.
Graydon
Oh, yes, it has. If you're married, I'm not gonna hook up with you. What if you don't know, then I don't know, and then I do it.
Holly
Has that ever happened?
Graydon
Married? No.
Holly
I don't think I've ever gotten with a married man.
Graydon
I feel like you have.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
No offense. What were we talking about? That was fun. Let's keep that going.
Holly
Yeah, we. Okay. Did you like that game that you said was gonna be really hard?
Graydon
This was in and out, right? Okay, let's move on then.
Holly
Chilled red wine in wine is supposed to be at 69 degrees, 62.
Graydon
I don't know. You're like, the pro.
Holly
I don't think it should be super cold.
Graydon
I was in Napa a couple years ago, and I was like, is red wine. How do you feel about chilled red wine? And they were like, love it.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
So, like, I feel like it's fine in.
Holly
Okay. Spritzes. Which ones? Limoncella Aperol.
Graydon
Hugo, I need to talk about a spritz for a second.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
This is my personal opinion. Don't come for me, because I know the girls, like, love a spritz. Spritzes are so out. They're a waste of money. They do not get you drunk. There's club soda in a spritz. I don't want club soda. I just want champagne and the apple.
Holly
You drink mixed drinks all the time,
Graydon
but there's vodka in it. That's what I'm saying. Why are we mixing Prosecco with a club soda?
Holly
Okay, but, like, spritzes are like a gateway drink. It's like a fun. Like, I'm sitting outside. I want to get too fucked up. Like, I'm enjoying the weather. Like, it's sunny out. It's beautiful out. Like, let's have a spritz so I don't get fucking hammered. It's a gateway drink. Drink you drink before you go to the hard.
Graydon
No, I think it's a waste of money. My idea of a spritz is basically just like, a really strong vodka soda. Kettle one. A really strong kettle one. Soda just in wine glass with a. With a lime.
Holly
That's just a cocktail in a wine glass.
Graydon
Do you want to fight right now? Next question.
Holly
Voice notes longer than three minutes.
Graydon
A voice note shouldn't be longer than, like, 40 seconds. At that point, just call me.
Holly
Would you rather a long text, though, or a long voice note? I'd rather a long voice Note.
Graydon
Yeah. Or just call me.
Holly
Yeah. Early dinners.
Graydon
Early dinners are in. Especially on a weekday.
Holly
Especially if you. You're from Boston, so early dinners are a thing there.
Graydon
I'm not from Boston. You are.
Holly
You're from Massachusetts. Same liquor laws.
Graydon
Yeah.
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Graydon
Yeah, so we pretend to fight.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
Let me grab your hat, actually, and go like this. Wait. Make sure your hair moves around, though, bitch. Get up, ho. Oh, my God.
Holly
Oh, my God.
Graydon
Remember Bad Girls Club? Is that what it's called? Are we still playing the game?
Holly
Yes. We're just doing intermission.
Graydon
Okay. We're taking a little intermission. I just need a little bit more. This is actually making me feel much better.
Holly
Is he okay? Is he okay?
Graydon
I'm not okay.
Holly
Like, I. I started off this episode being like, we have so much to catch up on, and he can't even string a sentence together. You.
Graydon
Oh, my God. Life is just crazy, huh?
Holly
What?
Graydon
I'll put this on the floor. Did you just use your sunglasses? Can you do mine?
Holly
Yeah, do the other one. Look at my skin cancer.
Graydon
It's less like Pink Lick. I mean, suck. I just heard that. In the back of your throat.
Holly
Notice how I didn't gag?
Graydon
Okay, let's do a slurp. A sip clip.
Holly
Okay. Slip club.
Graydon
Let's do some asmr.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
I mean, we're having bloody.
Holly
We're sucking down Bloody Mary.
Graydon
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Holly
Cheers. Cheers. Wait.
Graydon
Cheers.
Holly
Oh.
Graydon
Anyway, take a sip.
Holly
And now let's kiss.
Graydon
Focus.
Holly
Okay.
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Graydon
Ew. I don't like that.
Holly
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Graydon
What digital camera I have beef with like a Canon G7X.
Holly
Why? You're an influencer.
Graydon
No, I'm not.
Holly
What are you?
Graydon
Just a boy.
Holly
Your. Your job is to work with brands, and they pay you to promote those.
Graydon
I'm just a boy. Back to the camera.
Holly
Okay.
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Holly
Group trips, Love.
Graydon
If it's the right sew in. If it's not too big of a
Holly
group, what's the max?
Graydon
I would say the max is eight total.
Holly
Okay. Bachelorette parties.
Graydon
Depends what we're doing. Like, are you wearing a veil? Are you wearing a sash?
Holly
The sash is so fucked up. Anyone? I'm looking directly into the camera actually right now. Anyone that wears bride to fucking be with a crown on wearing all white pantsing around Nashville needs to be sued and should pay for the whole trip.
Graydon
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Holly
That's just not it.
Graydon
It's all too much.
Holly
I'm sorry to be a hater, but I have to say it. It's too much. What do you think?
Graydon
I agree.
Holly
Baseball caps in.
Graydon
I can't wear them, but yeah, love.
Holly
I look great in a hat.
Graydon
I only look good in, like, a trucker.
Holly
I think I look great in a hat because I'm bald.
Graydon
No, you're not.
Holly
I am. Picnics, like, cute if you invite me,
Graydon
but, like, I haven't been on a picnic. And.
Holly
Yeah, like, I'm not gonna, like, be like, oh, let me get the ingredients to set up a picnic.
Graydon
Yeah. I mean, would you consider that a beat? Like a beach lunch? Like, you're at the beach, you have a sandwich, you have some fruit. Is that a picnic?
Holly
Like Mykonos?
Graydon
Yeah. Would you consider that a picnic?
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
Okay then. Yeah, like Mykonos.
Holly
Yeah. Large sunglasses in big way.
Graydon
Yeah. Pun intended.
Holly
Pun intended. Soft serve ice cream.
Graydon
I don't have the biggest sweet tooth, but like a Dairy Queen twist up my ass immediately, you know?
Holly
Yeah. I feel like soft serve's always in.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
0.5 selfies in, 0.5 selfies out.
Graydon
You guys, Bermuda shorts. The next time you guys see me, I might get my neck done. I'm not kidding.
Holly
You are. I Don't know if you should.
Graydon
I just want to look like this.
Holly
Bermuda shorts.
Graydon
Why are you looking down here as if I'm wearing Bermudas? What's a Bermuda Short?
Holly
Bermuda shorts are like the long. They go like right over your knee and they're like.
Graydon
Okay.
Holly
Yeah, I think they're. That's more for a girl. In. I don't think you should buy them charcuterie boards in. And I love a coochie board.
Graydon
A coochie board for like dinner? Honestly.
Holly
No, honestly. Kuchi board. At the picnic in Mykonos.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Photo dumps. Always in.
Graydon
In hard, but in butter yellow. The bitches love butter yellow these days.
Holly
I know. I feel like butter yellow was something asked me last May. Feel like out. I think blue is in.
Graydon
Blue is my favorite color.
Holly
Yeah. Blue or green?
Graydon
I love blue.
Holly
I love blue. I love green. Floral patterns out.
Graydon
In what sense?
Holly
On clothes, everywhere. I don't even like floral patterns at gardens. I don't like floral patterns. And like, visually, aesthetically, I don't like flowers.
Graydon
Oh, I love flowers. They make me happy.
Holly
Really?
Graydon
Like a floral print on furniture.
Holly
Only sunflowers make me happy.
Graydon
What about like an upholstered florally pillow? Not like a home goods ass pillow. Like a nice.
Holly
I mean, I think the things that make me happy are different than things that make you happy.
Graydon
And that's okay. Like a.
Holly
A great vibrator makes me happy.
Graydon
Does the ocean make you happy?
Holly
You know how I feel about the ocean. The sound of it's nice.
Graydon
Yeah. But like, looking at it, it doesn't calm you down, doesn't make you feel.
Holly
No, I do like it. But you know how I am at beaches.
Graydon
Yeah, you stim.
Holly
I stim hard. I like, freak out.
Graydon
It's really, really, really. I will be honest. It's really, really hard having a friend who doesn't like the beach.
Holly
I don't. I like the idea of it. I don't like no access to bathrooms.
Graydon
It makes me so sad because like I. In the summer I'm at the beach.
Holly
Like, I like the Mykonos beach for
Graydon
seven hours straight by myself.
Holly
The Mykonos beach was my dream.
Graydon
Well, yeah, because you had a chair and like a phone charger and like, chair, phone charger.
Holly
They kept coming to our table being like, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? I love that there was a bathroom right there.
Graydon
It's really hard for me. Yeah.
Holly
We have to go back to Mykonos eventually.
Graydon
Yeah. Can we stop talking about it? Because, like, I'll Go back.
Holly
All right, let's do a segment. Questions for Besties, Bar Confessions. What's something you've never told me that you can't confess to me? Now imagine you were like, I'm trans.
Graydon
You love me. Either way, I love you. And you'd probably, like, take me to the plastic surgeon and tell me to get, like, the biggest head.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
One time I filed my taxes, and I wrote that I was deaf and blind. This was years ago when I was crazy. Don't do that, by the way. So I committed tax fraud. Granted, I made, like, five grand for the whole year, so. But they gave me money. I got a tax credit.
Holly
I feel like you're committing. You're admitting to a crime.
Graydon
It was. I was, like, legit 17. Who cares? Okay. Yeah.
Holly
I'm trying to think of something I have never told you.
Graydon
Oh, wait, I have another one.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
My priest who baptized me went to prison.
Holly
Okay, that's really scary.
Graydon
But he didn't do anything to me. My parents said.
Holly
What did he do?
Graydon
Use your imagination. It's actually my imagination. Yeah. Wrong words.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
Wrong words to you.
Holly
The last thing I want to do right now is to use my imagination.
Graydon
Now I'm you. Okay. Did you know that?
Holly
I feel like you've told me that before. Once a guy in Miami told me to put a wine stopper in my ass.
Graydon
Did you do it?
Holly
And I did it. And I sent him a picture. Once I sent a picture of my. Once I. Yeah, once I sent a picture of my clam for a reservation at ZZ's.
Graydon
Oh, yeah. The. The night in Miami, we went. Yeah, I saw the picture.
Holly
Actually, I brought you on the reservation.
Graydon
Somebody saw you take the picture. Also, there was nobody there, so, like, we did not need a reservation.
Holly
I did not need to send that nude. I don't send nudes anymore, though, ever since I got hacked, which I'm, like,
Graydon
still waiting for those to drop, but that's really up. Is that Clav?
Holly
Yeah. Would you clap, like.
Graydon
No, no. I'm glad we're aligned on that.
Holly
I think that. No, he's also really young. Oh, he's, like, 20.
Graydon
I don't know. Very interesting. Anyway, next.
Holly
Yeah, sorry, I don't know. Came up. What is an item of clothing that I own that you secretly don't like?
Graydon
It's probably just, like, a sweatshirt I've seen too many times. I've never. I've never seen that. I really haven't.
Holly
I think this one's cool. It's a bald eagle on it. It Reminds me of myself.
Graydon
Oh,
Holly
You think I'm really funny today, don't you?
Graydon
You are. Am I?
Holly
You own. That I don't like is your hermit slides.
Graydon
You don't like my chipperies?
Holly
What are they?
Graydon
I don't know. I don't speak that language. French? Italian?
Holly
Somewhere in the middle.
Graydon
Well, I'm so. I got new ones, so. Great.
Holly
Which one of us is more late? Like our period?
Graydon
Like, late on arrival?
Holly
We're probably me.
Graydon
We're pretty punctual people.
Holly
Yeah. I'm like, I care about not wasting other people's time. I was 20 minutes late to this recording today, but I blame the massive truck and I apologize immediately to my beautiful Nia. Okay. I felt.
Graydon
We're punctual, my girl.
Holly
We are very punctual.
Graydon
It's a sign of respect.
Holly
It is a sign of respect.
Graydon
Like, a lot of people don't get that.
Holly
Yeah, A lot of people are fucking disrespectful. Okay. Disrespectful. Swine. Cunts.
Graydon
You're crazy.
Holly
You like it? What was your first impression of the other? My first impression was, wow, that guy's tall. And I was like, wow, his skin is really good.
Graydon
Thank you so much. Thank you. My first impression of you was like, damn, she's yassified.
Holly
I had a lot of filler back in the day.
Graydon
You did. And you were very like.
Holly
But then I started. I couldn't stop getting that filler. I was addicted to it.
Graydon
Yeah. Your lips are, like, touching your nose. I kind of miss that. I feel like you should just get, like, half ML.
Holly
No. Green looks at me the other day and he goes, I think you should consider getting more lip filler again. I go.
Graydon
I'm like, do you think you'd ever get, like, a little bit more lip filler?
Holly
Is my body not perfect in your eyes?
Graydon
We're not talking about your body. We're talking about your lips.
Holly
My lips are part of my body.
Graydon
Your bottom lip is big. I think it's just reminiscent and, like, nostalgic.
Holly
Good answer, you know? No. You think it looks like a fucking deflated balloon?
Graydon
No, I just miss it.
Holly
You miss my field lips?
Graydon
Well, I don't miss the six syringes you had on your lips, but I think you could use, like, half.
Holly
All right, I'll book the appointment. Should we go to Lexrx when we go to Nantucket?
Graydon
Won't you be swollen all weekend?
Holly
That's the best part of getting your lips done is being swollen. Oh. That was honestly the best part of getting yeah, let's do it. I'll text her right now. Maybe after the show. But, like, if you had to live as me for 24 hours, what is the first thing you would do?
Graydon
I don't know.
Holly
I would, like, open my top cabinet as you.
Graydon
Oh, my God. That's a really good one.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
Like, I would just, like, reach for something.
Graydon
Yeah. Like, above the refrigerator or something.
Holly
Like. You would be perfect in my apartment.
Graydon
Yeah. Because it's tall ceilings.
Holly
Tall cabinets, very high ceilings, very beautiful crown modeling. My apartment.
Graydon
That's actually a great one. I would, if I was you, like, be in your head, like, to know it goes through your brain.
Holly
Honestly, I don't know if you would want to be in my room for a day.
Graydon
No, I would.
Holly
That's the correct answer.
Graydon
I would just need a little glimpse, I think, and I'd probably be like, I'm good.
Holly
Would you ever, like, want to know what it feels like to get, like. I've always wanted to know, like, what it feels like to.
Graydon
Oh, yeah.
Holly
You know, if I were you, I have the hole.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
It would be nice to know what it feels like to have the key.
Graydon
Yeah. I'd say you could borrow mine, but, like, you can't.
Holly
Yeah, If I had a strap on, like, I could be a key to
Graydon
a hole, but you wouldn't be able to feel it.
Holly
I don't think male orgasms feel as good as female ones.
Graydon
Definitely not.
Holly
I feel like that's scientific. That's probably why they're harder to.
Graydon
I think it is scientifically proven, and I think women's are longer.
Holly
Well, you can just keep getting them and they become stronger and stronger and stronger.
Graydon
You, like, explode, literally.
Holly
That's what you feel like.
Graydon
What are you just. We're talking about it. You just.
Holly
Have you ever had sex on E? Because let me just tell you. Or Molly?
Graydon
I've never known either.
Holly
Okay.
Graydon
Well, I'm such a good boy.
Holly
Back in the day, I've done both.
Graydon
Don't they say you're not supposed to
Holly
because it's so good?
Graydon
Yeah. And then, like, anything else sober will be not as good. Correct.
Holly
I mean, that's just like.
Graydon
Is that a myth?
Holly
Philosophical, honestly, but. Well, yeah, I think that's probably just warning people not to do drugs. Yeah, but once I was in Miami, we're going to space. We did a bunch of E. What's
Graydon
the difference between ecstasy and molly?
Holly
One of them is more pure, but I don't know which one. I think Molly's more pure.
Graydon
I think ecstasy.
Holly
Okay. Well, 50. 50. I act like I know, and so I took it. And literally every nerve ending. I'm not promoting doing drugs, by the way. Like, every nerve ending on your body is like. You feel just, like, everything. Every touch, every. Like, everything how, like, drinking water. Like, you just feel very hot and sweaty and, like, in a good way. Like, your body's hot. Like, and you just wanna. So I went with this guy, this guy from Amsterdam, and he fingered me on the stage or fingered me at the table, and then we made a sex tape.
Graydon
Oh.
Holly
Anyways, that was.
Graydon
I'm losing steam, you guys.
Holly
No, you're not.
Graydon
What if I just slapped you across the face? No.
Holly
We fight again.
Graydon
Really? Well, Sorry. Just needed to get that out of the way. I don't even. I feel like it just sounded like we were having sex. And. Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to
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Graydon
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Holly
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Graydon
Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together.
Holly
We're married.
Graydon
Me to a human, him to a bird.
Holly
Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.
Graydon
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Holly
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Holly
What is one thing you admire about me?
Graydon
Oh, God, here we go. Did you write that? You snuck that in? You are.
Holly
What am I? I don't like how long it's for you to think of something.
Graydon
You are. So. What was the question? One more time. What's my favorite trait?
Holly
No, what's one thing you admire about me.
Graydon
When you say something, you do it.
Holly
Like, give me an example.
Graydon
Like, you don't really.
Holly
Like, you just made something up on the spot because you couldn't think of anything else.
Graydon
No, no, no. Like, you're true to your word.
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
Like, if you plan to, you do it.
Holly
Yes.
Graydon
Unless, like, you're not flaky. If you say you're going somewhere and then, like, say, a few months later, like, you don't want to do it anymore, you still go.
Holly
What I admire about you is your ability to stay calm and neutral in a lot of situations that probably piss you off.
Graydon
Oh, my God.
Holly
Because I don't have that ability. My fuse is shorter than Kevin Hart.
Graydon
My. So I used to have a really short fuse. You don't know me in high school, but I used to go up to people in the cafeteria and be like you if they. With me. Now, it's like,
Holly
I've never seen you, like, had conflicts or talk also. That's something I admire about you.
Graydon
Well, I like good energy.
Holly
Do I not give good.
Graydon
I only like to talk. I only like to talk of somebody if one, it's warranted. And two, like, if they did something to me, but I'm not gonna, like, talk.
Holly
What if they've done something to someone you love?
Graydon
Yeah, I'll be like that.
Holly
You're also extremely loyal, and you're extremely handsome, and I also admire the relationship you have with my family.
Graydon
Oh, thanks.
Holly
You're like my adopted sibling.
Graydon
Yeah. I mean, they love me.
Holly
They love you. You're my favorite.
Graydon
It's easier when they love you, you know?
Holly
And I can tell when they don't like one of my friends. And they do. They do not. They. They're vocal about people they don't like that are in my life.
Graydon
Yeah, they love you. Oh, I love them.
Holly
Anyways, next question.
Graydon
And I love getting compliments.
Holly
I could give you compliments all day. It took you probably 30 minutes of this episode to think of something to say. And you. It was barely anything.
Graydon
Oh, my God. Do you want me to do another?
Holly
Yeah, I gave you seven just now.
Graydon
You are. You'll ride.
Holly
Like, you don't, like.
Graydon
Remember when the guy called. When this guy in the street called me Jackson Mahomes, and I didn't get the joke because, like, obviously I don't know who the Mahomes is. And Halle got the joke, and she, like, cussed this guy out. And. And then I was like, halle, why are you being so mean? I was like, why are you being a. Like, chill and he and you were like, he just roasted you well.
Holly
And I had a friend behind him recording the interaction being. And some guy came up to green mean like, oh, my God, Jackson Mahomes. Like, no.
Graydon
He goes, are you Jackson Mahomes? And I was like.
Holly
Like this guy was chirping the out of him. And I go, nor are you like, short little twink ass. Like, I went in for his snack. That happened in Palm beach too.
Graydon
Oh, yeah. Why. Why is everyone coming for me last year.
Holly
But I defend you immediately.
Graydon
I know. It's just funny that I thought you were. I was like, oh, my God. Like, why are you being so mean? Meanwhile, you're like, defending me.
Holly
I do get. You're like, I do get extremely defensive over, like people I care about.
Graydon
Yeah. I mean, anybody was like, I don't know. Actually, some people don't get defensive, but
Holly
I just like, don't believe in being Switzerland and being neutral.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
And situation.
Graydon
Yeah. Like, I would beat someone up for you.
Holly
Yeah, you would.
Graydon
Yeah, I think I could loki like someone up. I really think so.
Holly
Show me like your best punch. Like, I have good form.
Graydon
I feel like I'm much stronger than I give myself credit for.
Holly
I'm. But I'm like low key jacked.
Graydon
You've been, you've been strong your whole life.
Holly
I'm very vascular. Like, I was like at Berries yesterday and I was lifting and I humble brag, humble. Just like lifting these 12 pound dumbbells. And I was like, damn, how to draw. Can you throw a punch or would
Graydon
you be like, no? My trainer wants me to get into boxing.
Holly
You should go to everybody fights. My friend Molly's a trainer there. She's really good.
Graydon
Is it public?
Holly
It is public, but you have to
Graydon
get over like, I really need to get over it.
Holly
We're not like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Graydon
No, it's not. It's not that complex. I have no. I've had anxiety.
Holly
I have gym anxiety too. I've been in classes in a long time and I'm trying to get over it.
Graydon
I have insecurity in the gym because I'm new and I don't know what I'm doing.
Holly
That's why I canceled Equinox was because I was like, I need to go to a class where people are telling me what to do. I can just like, go.
Graydon
Yeah.
Holly
To a gym and like, go to like, lift something.
Graydon
I can go to the gym and walk on a treadmill. That's it.
Holly
That's it.
Graydon
It's so embarrassing. Also, I'm So tall. I also have a tall complex. And I. Which I guess this is kind of true. I am like a fucking traffic cone everywhere I go.
Holly
No, like, honestly, going out with you is like, everyone always recognizes you because you're so tall.
Graydon
Everyone always looks at me because they're like. Obviously when you see someone tall, you're, like, trying to see who it is. So every. Everybody's always looking, let alone what they are. Cuz I'm so big.
Holly
No, like, the funniest part is, like, when you, like, try to wear, like, a hat and like, a hoodie and like, try to hide and people are, like, green.
Graydon
Yeah. Do you think it makes me look more obvious?
Holly
It makes you look way more obvious.
Graydon
I should start wearing, like, a suit.
Holly
Why?
Graydon
I don't know. Like, maybe they'll think I'm like, a businessman.
Holly
I don't think I've ever seen you in a suit.
Graydon
Yeah, we haven't been to it. No. At the Boston ball, like, years ago. And it hugs.
Holly
You're so handsome.
Graydon
I look good in a suit.
Holly
You need like a. I feel like a double breasted. Like, I'm double breasted, obviously, but, like, I need to see you in a double breast.
Graydon
Okay. Maybe for Fish's wedding. Oh, wait, I have to wear with the. I forgot I'm, like, in that wedding. Sorry. Oh, my God, the bloody.
Holly
What are you gonna do after this?
Graydon
I'm either gonna go back to your apartment and lay down.
Holly
Can you just lay down in there?
Graydon
Or I'll just wait with you.
Holly
I prefer you do that.
Graydon
I feel better. But, like,
Holly
all right, let's.
Graydon
New York stresses me out, dude. Like, I'm so stressed out, honestly.
Holly
Let's play Never have I ever. And you go first.
Graydon
Something I haven't done.
Holly
Never have I ever had a threesome with two men. Where the Eiffel Tower me.
Graydon
You've never done that?
Holly
I mean, I've done stuff with twins, but I've never gotten Eiffel Tower. No.
Graydon
Oh, shocking. Never have I ever had a threesome. Okay, take that pitch.
Holly
I drink now. Have you gotten Eiffel Tower? You drink too.
Graydon
No, you drink if you've done. If you've done it. Oh, I know one thing for once.
Holly
Okay. Never have I ever hooked up with someone that is 30 years my senior.
Graydon
30 years my senior.
Holly
Do you know what I'm saying?
Graydon
Is that proper grammar?
Holly
Yeah, it's very proper.
Graydon
Like British.
Holly
I. The way you've just declined every segment of the show all day. I'm trying to learn every segment. You break it down and you ask What? It's about 30 years my senior. Think of a senior. Think of older. It's just a proper way of saying it.
Graydon
I don't like it. Okay, 30 years older.
Holly
Yes, older, you dumbass.
Graydon
I'm 28. 38. 48. 58. I don't think so. No.
Holly
It's the oldest guy you've ever gotten with
Graydon
40 something. Oh, like that's a good age range to stay into. What's yours, like 92? Sorry, I kind of just came for you.
Holly
You just made yourself laugh. 53 is okay. I saw him the other day at SH. Margo and I said hi, and he goes, who. Who are you?
Graydon
Who's the dad you saw? Last name?
Holly
Oh, he's also in that similar friend group.
Graydon
He was cute.
Holly
Yeah, we've.
Graydon
They don't seem that nice though.
Holly
They're just like kind of scared. I'll talk about them on the show, which we're doing right now.
Graydon
We're not saying any names.
Holly
No. Yeah.
Graydon
Never have I ever been. Wait, I have arrested. Have you? Have you been arrested?
Holly
No, but I've gone to court for things.
Graydon
I've been to court. I'm not getting. Probably 15 times or 15 different things.
Holly
That's insane.
Graydon
Yeah. One time I got charged with a hit and run. Do you know that?
Holly
No.
Graydon
But he was trying to fraud me. He hit me and then he drove away. And I drove a shitty car. So I was like, okay, whatever. And then he called the cop saying I hit him and drove away. I won. He framed me.
Holly
Why?
Graydon
And my dog was in the backseat and the cop. The cops came to my mom's house and my mom said, I actually. They're divorced, my parents house. And they were like, was anyone else in the car? And I go, my dog was. If you want to talk to her. I said that to the cop.
Holly
What did the cop say?
Graydon
He shook his head at me and my mom was like, you did not just say that.
Holly
Okay. Never have I ever had a wet dream about someone that I shouldn't have a wet dream about.
Graydon
It sounds like you have. I've never had a wet dream. I don't know if they're real. Are they?
Holly
Yeah.
Graydon
I think it's probably easier for a girl sometimes.
Holly
Like, I wake up to orgasms. That's the thing.
Graydon
Wait, you wake up orgasming?
Holly
Yeah, it's a wet dream.
Graydon
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Holly
No, it's great. It's like, don't wake me up.
Graydon
And then do you go back to bed and do it again?
Holly
Yeah, I'm like, bring me back.
Graydon
Good for you.
Holly
Or like, sometimes you've never had a dream where you, like, wake up and you're like, oh, my God. Like.
Graydon
Well, I had a dream the other night. I slept with a woman, and I woke up in a full sweat panic attack, fucking going through my phone, making sure it wasn't real. It was really scary. Wait, who was it? I sent a. I need to start doing a dream journal because I have crazy dreams. Who was the girl? Oh, my God. It was Ella Langley, the country singer. I was like, holy.
Holly
Was it good?
Graydon
It was so vivid, and I was like, oh, my God. I mean, she's beautiful, so whatever.
Holly
Wait, you had a sex room? Elle Langley. I feel like I've seen people, like, really going.
Graydon
And somebody else said, yeah, responded to my close friends and was like, wait, me too. But it was a straight boy, so, like, obviously I was like, you have
Holly
straight men on your close friends?
Graydon
Yeah, I have straight friends, believe it or not.
Holly
Men.
Graydon
Yeah. It's like my. My friends from home, my friends, boyfriends, fiance's husbands.
Holly
Okay, great. In. This has been a wild ride.
Graydon
I feel. I will be honest with you. When I came here, I was dizzy, nauseous. I couldn't really talk. As you could tell from the beginning. I still can't really talk. I feel so much better.
Holly
Oh, my God. I'm so glad I got you there.
Graydon
And it's not.
Holly
I feel a little drunk.
Graydon
It's not because of this. It's because of this. But it's been.
Holly
Well, thank you for coming on.
Graydon
I know. I mean, you're welcome. I didn't mean to say.
Holly
We should do this more often.
Graydon
Oh, my God. No. I'm, like, never coming back to New York. I swear, like, this has been too much. I didn't even tell them how long it took me to get here. Took me six hours to get here. Isn't that crazy?
Holly
Shut up. Okay, guys, as always, I love you all so much. You can watch. I would suggest watching this one on YouTube. And if you can't watch on YouTube, you can listen to me on any other platform. Give me 5 stars. Recommend to a friend. Recommend to your dad. Recommend to Gren's mom.
Graydon
Send it to your papa.
Holly
Send it to your papa, Nana. We love you all. And I'll see you next Thursday. Bye, you guys. Bye.
Graydon
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Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder — “Nantucket weekend scares us ft. Graydon!” (May 28, 2026)
This episode of Extra Dirty finds host Hallie Batchelder joined by her close friend and recurring guest, Graydon. The duo catch up post-hangover in New York, swapping wild stories from recent weekends, discussing questionable life choices, and debating summer trends. As always, their conversation is unfiltered, sexually frank, high-energy, and peppered with inside jokes and playful roasts. Nantucket’s infamous Figawi weekend is the episode’s loose anchor, but Hallie and Graydon spiral into tales of dating misadventures, fake French billionaires, and confessions you definitely wouldn’t share with your parents. If you want the dirt on how the influencer crowd truly lives—or just need a laugh—this is extra juicy.
Hallie runs through a rapid-fire list of what’s “in” or “out” for summer:
Hallie and Graydon’s chemistry is unmistakable—witty, raunchy, and honest. Their conversation bounces between hilarious sexual anecdotes and vulnerable moments about mental health, loneliness, and friendship. There’s constant teasing but genuine affection, making you feel like you’re eavesdropping in the best way.
Summary Takeaway:
This episode offers a wildly engaging mix of party stories, sex and dating confessions, playful roasting, and influencer summer tips. The laugh-out-loud banter covers everything from lube with “trinkets” and fake billionaires to Nantucket summer rituals and why spritzes are canceled. If you need a crash course in hot-mess, high-glam friendship—or just some unvarnished summer escapism—this is your episode.