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Multi vehicle discount Safe driver discount New vehicle discount Storage discount How many discounts will you stack up? Tap the banner or visit usaa.com autodiscounts restrictions apply. Are you willing to compromise and put the needs of someone else before yours at times? That sounds like a lot of work. No. Depends what needs they are. I'm not doing their laundry. Okay, guys, I'm feeling really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Halle from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, guys. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. We're doing another Soul episode. Hopefully you're not sick of me yet in these solos. But I think honestly they're really therapeutic for me to just like talk through stories and like healing in a way. I thought we'd kick off this episode and just like kind of rip a story like this. It's getting warmer out. Summer is approaching. It makes me reflect on my college days in the summers in between, where I would run around the beaches in the streets of Nantucket, finding, you know, men. Well, at the time they were younger, but like, kind of men. There was this one story that I had in mind. It was probably our first experience or my first experience with like an older gentleman. And also my first experience with like a celebrity kind of too. And it wasn't me. It was actually someone that I was one of my roommates in college, one of my best friends. She gave me permission to talk about this story. And honestly, it's just like too good not to get into. I'm not gonna say his name because he's the type of man that would probably send a cease and desist. But if you look up only in America by riff raff, the ones that know it, know it, you will know who I'm talking about. Pretty Quickly, but let's begin. So it all started July 2, 2016. It was the summer between. I believe it was between my freshman in my sophomore year and I had my roommate living with me. We were just hostessing on Nantucket, which is what we would do all summer. We would basically host this for like two hours a day and then go out and rip it at night and then go to the beach during the day and then like hostess for like two hours and then like it would continue. It was like a summer that was like a full fucking bender. I remember I was literally like, by the end of it, I was had sleep paralysis demons because I was drinking way too much. But anyways, this man with a mustache, we'll call him Mr. Mustache man, he's an actor. I don't know, I would say he was probably like an A minus list actor at some point in his career. At the time he was 38 years old. We were 19. It was around the 4th of July and the 4th of July in Nantucket. For people who don't know, it's like one of the biggest weekends on Nantucket. Everyone's fucking ripping it. The beaches are packed, there's cops everywhere. Like, it's one of the biggest weekends the island sees. So anyways, there's parties leading up to 4th of July. So it was July 2nd. There's parties on the beach. The beaches are packed with a bunch of college students. And Mr. Mustache man, he and his manager were roaming the beaches and I don't know if they were roaming for some college girls or what, but they found him. So they ended up finding my roommate on the beach. And he sends his manager over and he goes, I want that one. So the manager comes up to my roommate and was like, Hi, I'm with Mr. Mustache Man. He was wondering if he could take your number. Like he's interested and would like to see you later. And my roommate was like, wait, that Mr. Mustache man. And like he's like in the back, like 100ft behind him and he's like waving kind of. And he's like, yeah, that Mr. Mustache man. She's like, yeah. Like she knew exactly who he was and was like, this is so cool. This is so exciting. And like, we're all around her being like, oh my God, you have to do it. Like, this would be a sick story. So we gave him. I'm saying we as if, like, it was like a dual quest. But no, she gave him her number and he ends up hitting her up being like, hi. Like I to see you please don't tell anyone. Like, I'm texting you. Like, change my contact name to something else. Like, off the bat, he was being really sus and really sketchy. But, like, for the plot. Do it for the plot. Like, at the end of the day, especially when you're in college, even if, you know, like, you're in a alarming situation, maybe you're a little bit naive. I mean, as most college girls are. Do it for the plot. And it honestly makes for a great story, because this is just the beginning of the chaos that in entailed. So anyways, my roommate's staying with me, and she stayed with me all summer, and she was like, okay, can I bring Mr. Mustache man back to your house? My parents at the beach, and they're like, you can't have a party. You can't have a pregame. You can't have nothing. But I was like, But, mom, like, Mr. Mustache man is here, and, like, he's with his manager, and we were just, like, playing beer pong in the back, and she's like, what the. She thought I was with her because she knows exactly who this actor is, too. Like, he's a pretty famous actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Production agrees. Yeah, very famous actor. So anyways, they hook up. They're hooking up in my outdoor shower. They're hooking up on, like, the love sack in my basement. Like, they're right off the bat, he, like, takes her into my outdoor shower because we're all playing beer pong in the back, and he goes down on her standing up in the outdoor shower. And I was like, honestly, this man's bold. But, like, this is hilarious. We're, like, sneaking pictures of him and, like, sending it around, whatever. We thought it would just end there. This, like, little rendezvous with this little famous actor who is, like, a little bit older than us, but, like, not. I mean, the age gap was a little alarming, but it was legal, so it was fine. Anyways, they keep in contact. Like, he is facetiming her. He is texting her. He added her on Snapchat, which I'm shocked he even knew what the that was. Anyways, he goes. He was filming a movie in New York City, so he had a Soho loft rented out and everything. So he texted her or called her up one day and was like, listen, I want to fly you and your friends out to New York, and I want you to stay at my loft, and I want to have, like, a fun New York weekend with you and your friends. It'll be really cool and fun. And she was like, fuck yeah, I feel like we have to go. And I was like, kind of. I'm not a naive person. I'm pretty street smart and can read people pretty well. And I've been able to do that from a pretty young age. And I was like, I don't know. I was also still talking to my ex boyfriend from high school at the time. And he was hating this. He was like hating the idea of me going to New York with some random man that like, kind of, you don't know. Like, actors are sketchy. Like, I've been over this with actors. Like, they're kind of suspect. But I was like, you know what? Fudge it. Like, this is a once in a lifetime thing. Like, he's famous. This is so cool. Oh my God, let's go to New York City. Let's go in the loft. Like working. We can go to LF and take pictures in Soho. Like, I thought it was so sick. I told my parents, my dad's like, fudge, yeah, do it. Which by the way, is fudgeing insane. But like, all my friends who went with us didn't tell any of their parents. So we went, okay. So we get to the loft, he's filming. So his manager lets us up into the loft. The loft is stocked with like pounds, like pounds of weed everywhere in alcohol. And may I just like remind you, this man, he's fully sober, which you wouldn't think based off of some of his roles and movies, but he's a completely sober man. Also the type of man that will take a tomato and eat it like an apple. Like, I literally watched him do it. He's that kind of like very mysterious. Doesn't talk much, has a hat on with his mustache. And he doesn't say much, but he contributes in a way that's like very. Like, he has an interesting demeanor. So anyways, we were like, this is sick. This so loft is like packed with alcohol and weed. And we were like, this is so cool. We're so cool. This is sick. So anyways, he's filming and it was time for dinner. So we go out to dinner with his manager. He's an older bald man. So it's like picture this. We're at this very fancy Italian restaurant with some old bald man and it's like five 19 year old girls. Like, it just like looks like a very suspect image from like a third person perspective. But like really, like, this is so cool. We're like hanging out with the manager, really getting in the scene. And then we linked up with him later. So he had a whole itinerary packed for us. Like, he had things planned, one of them being a Guns N Roses concert. Because he was going to play. Like, was it. Who's the leader of Guns N Roses? Kiss. Like, the guy that's like, yeah, Axl Rose. He was, like, gonna play Axl Rose in some fucking movie, so he was gonna meet Axl Rose. So he brought us to Guns N Roses. We're vip. He's, like, finger blasting my roommate, the whole concert. And me and, like, my other girlfriends are just kind of, like, standing there. Like, we're in, like, ga. Like, we're in. But, like, we're like, people are behind us, next to us. Like. Like, I'm pretty sure I have a picture, like, my Snapchat memories of this whole moment, because we were like, oh, my God, he's literally fingering my friend underneath her skirt at this concert. And then we're supposed to meet Axl Rose after. But then Axl Rose was taking, like, too long or something, and he's, like, a very impatient person, Mr. Mustache Man. So he's like, fuck this. We're leaving. So we go back to New York, and we ended up going to this interactive play in Brooklyn. And when I say this was the weirdest experience of my whole life, I. It was like a play that, like, you. You would walk through the space and also interact with elements of the play. One of the. So you'd walk in. It kind of, like, seemed like a white lotus thing. I remember there being, like. Like, sand everywhere, and they would greet with tropical cocktails. And then you'd walk through the space, and there would be, like, a section where, like, someone would be talking to you about something random. And then you'd go to another section, and there'd be, like, an open casket, and you would have to, like, lie open casket and pretend like you're in a burial. And, like, someone would give, like, a ceremony for you, and then you, like, move into the next room. That was, like, heaven. And, like, while you're walking through all these rooms and spaces, they're, like, handing you more drinks and more alcohol. But I just remember that being really weird because it was in this random, like, garage in Brooklyn, and I was like, how did you even find this? Like, are we getting kidnapped and are we getting murdered? Like, I was freaking out, like, scared. But the alcohol was helping. After that, we went to the Box, which is a live. Basically, like, it's not, like a live sex show, but it's like a. I would say it's more than a burlesque show. Like their dicks hanging out and they're whipping the dicks and the drinks and like they're taking shits on stage. Like they have a bunch of different crazy live acts on stage and you're just like, mind blown and it feels like you're in a fudgeing fever dream. But it's also like super entertaining and like a fudgeing vibe. And I would highly recommend going at least once in your lifetime if you either live in London or New York, because it is fun, but it's a lot and it's not for everyone. So they were hooking up all weekend and we were just kind of like, right. I was just kind of riding the coattails of the experience. So after the New York trip, okay, like they're still vibing, they're still talking, it's all fun. He comes back to Nantucket because, mind you, we're still spending our whole summer out there. We're working, we're being a hostess and girl bossing, et cetera, et cetera. He comes back to New York and goes, listen, girls, I have a proposal for you. And we were like, okay, what Mr. Mustache Man? Like, what do you have for us? He goes, would you like to be in this music video for Riff Raff? For Riff Raff, guys, out of all people. He was like, would you like to be in Riff Raff's music video? The idea of it's going to be like kind of resembling spring breakers. And the song is called Only in America. I want you guys to like Google search Only in America by Riff Raff and you're gonna see this whole thing take like. Like we were in a full fucking production. We had wigs on that were the color of the American flag. He rented a jeep. We had hair and makeup. He got a boat with a tube. He rented out the Chicken Box on Nantucket, which is a very popular bar. And like we were basically his background dancers. There is one scene which I opted out of being in because my ex boyfriend, which I mentioned I was still talking to at the time, I just didn't feel comfortable with like this one scene. And I also think I got pink eye or something. Like a piece of sand got my eye or something. Like I couldn't continue the filming. It was a three day filming thing. For this music video. He was like lying on the pool table of the Chicken Box and had all the girls, all the background dancers, including my roommates and our cousins, just like Rubbing his body down, like, as he's like, like, mouthing the lyrics to this riff raff song. And it was just. I remember being so insane because everyone on the island knew what we were up to. And, like, we thought we were being so sick and cool and, like, we're like, we're in a music video. What are you doing? But everyone was definitely like, these girls are out of their damn minds. But again, like, who else is in a music video? Like, that's such good lore to have. It's in the music video is hilarious. The song horrible. No offense. Love you, riff Raff. But I remember that being one of the funnier things that I've ever done. And I thought that would be the end of it then. But then he flew out to Boston, which is where I live, which is where my roommate lives, and he got a hotel for my roommate. And then they were hooking up there, and then she was like, okay, I'm going back to college. Like, this is insane. Like, I can't date this man. I can't, like, bring this man home to my parents. Um, he's, like, kind of suspect and sketchy and, like, she was gonna be a junior in college. She had, like, college boys that she had crushes on too, that she really wanted to explore as well. And this is where things get interesting. She was trying to cut things off with this guy, kind of speaking to him less, not picking up as many of the FaceTime, just, like, kind of letting things play out as one does when they're trying to get rid of a man. She gets back to campus and she starts hooking up with one of the seniors, and she, like, likes this guy a lot. And she's like, you know what? Like, I'm just gonna ride this wa act off with Mr. Mustache Man. All of a sudden, we get a school wide email. A school wide email being like, Mr. Mustache man is filming a movie on Union campus between these dates. And we were all, like, gobsmacked. We were like, there is no way that this man is filming a movie on our campus. So obviously she's like, oh, God. Like, I'm gonna, like, the rumors had kind of been like, fl. Because, you know, things are getting documented over the summer. Like, people that knew. Like, people knew on campus. It was a very, very small school. So rumors got out pretty quickly. And so when he confirmed that he was going to be on campus for this movie that was being filmed, everyone was, like, freaking the out. So anyways, he ended up coming to campus with a massive film crew. Like, cameras, production, like, you name it, they were on campus just filming a movie. By the way, the sketchiest part about this whole thing is that the movie never came to, like, never came out. Like, we've never seen this movie. I swear that he just, like, did this just to see her and got all these camera crew and production, everything to come with him just to, like, make an excuse to, like, go on that campus. Because, like, why, out of all the places you could film a movie, would you go to Schenectady, New York, on a college campus that your ex lover goes to? Like, it just seemed a little suspect. So anyways, my roommate, who's like, you know, a sweet little angel pie, like, she's in biochem, like, that is at the library, in and out. And I remember he came and, like, everyone's freaking house. Her phone's out, and he, like, plucks her out of library, and he, like, pulls her onto his lap, and she's like, oh, dear God, like, this is not happening. But after that, you know, like, he was literally in the dorms. Like, he wanted. Like, we're, like, we almost brought him to the frat party. Like, that's where it was. And that would have been hilarious. But that didn't end up happening. But, yeah, that was our story with Mr. Mustache Man. And honestly, I hope he's doing well. He was a really nice guy. Really nice to me. But, you know, it builds lore. Honestly, I want to have that roommate on. She has a real corporate job, so, you know, that's why I asked permission to tell this story. But I think that I need to have her on eventually because she, one, has the best stories. This, she'll say yes to anything. Two, she knows all my good stories that summer. Like, a little blurry for me that I don't remember that. Maybe I hide in the trenches of my brain, but she has been there for pretty much every feral situation that I've ever been a part of. So maybe I'll try to get her on in the next month or so. This is for all the business that listen to Extra Dirty. Whether it's a side hustle or building a global empire, Shopify's got you. With Shopify, you can become an entrepreneur today. It's a platform that not only makes it easy to start a business, but it grows with you too. 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