← Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Sex playlists, spanking, & a little mania
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She’s back ladies! Hallie returns for a chaotic solo episode full of unhinged updates, including a weekend of daddies, girly sleepovers, and why FaceTime is the NEW cure for Sunday Scaries. She talks about spiraling, boob touch-ups, and how confessing her dry dating life on the pod actually got her asked out. Hallie dives into a list of ways to spice up your sex life - light spanking? Hotel stay? Sexting? - and reveals what works for her, what flopped, and what’s just a cry for help. And of course, she wraps with a few of your Extra Dirty confessions... because if Hallie’s spiraling, you're coming with her. It's Extra Manic! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you cookies!
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Jordan
I don't know how these corporate rules work. Like why can't you your boss? Is that like a rule in most companies? Okay guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now.
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Hallie
We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York.
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Jordan
Guys.
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Hallie
I had every intention of staying in last night.
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Jordan
Okay guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here for another solo episode. I'm starting to really dig the solo episodes. Honestly, it's kind of like therapeutic in a way where I can like talk through my own mental chaos. My day to day life update you guys on what's going on. Etc. I've been pretty manic, I'm not gonna lie. And I don't know if it was because I was on my period or if it's just the weather changing. I've been like kind of cooped up in my apartment a little bit more this past week because I've been sick. As you guys can probably hear, I'm still a bit congested and I thought I was immune to everything. I mean going out in the streets of New York every night, day in day Out. I think I had seen every germ possible, like, and I thought I just had built up this ironclad immune system, but apparently not. But I will say I still look gorgeous and snatched, and I feel like that should be noted. That is very important. But anyways, let's go over this past week really quickly. I'm not gonna, like, list everything out for you, but I feel like I've been, like, pretty manic and it's been fun. I feel like, yes, Mania has a bad rap, but I am my most entertaining self when I'm manic. Even when I'm like, by, like, by myself, I entertain myself. That came out really wrong. But what did I do this past week? So I was getting over cold, but I'm not letting it really affect me. I'm resting during the day, I'm sleeping in. I'm getting what needs to be done. Luckily, a lot of that's been, you know, able to, like, be done in, like, the comfort of my apartment. But I have been going out a lot. I went out to Shea Margot this past weekend, you know, with the girls, which is typically what I do every weekend that I'm in New York. I love Shea Margot. It's a members club. I've mentioned it before. I'm a member at a few members club. Zero Bond is the first one I joined. I want to join sbb, which is like the new one, which is. They have one in la, but. Yeah, so let's go over it. I went out and obviously there's Daddy's running amok at Che Margo. That's where you find them. But this one, Daddy, he's a friend of mine. We don't hook up anymore. We didn't hook up. That's like, not the point of the story. But it's just. I forgot how fun it is to go out with these men that have so much fucking money. Because you can just tell, like, they just think they run show. And they're like. He was. He sat down at this table. The table had a reservation on it after. And the lady was like, you have to get up. Like, there's a reservation. And he's like, trust me, you honest. Just sit here. How many bottles do I need to buy? And this man was so persistently trying to hook up with me, but, like, I was just not down. Also sick. And, like, it was clear that I was sick. And, like, I was like, I am not interested. And then he just started shoving 100 bills into my purse, like, out of nowhere. And I'm like, What are you doing? I'm not a fucking escort. But I kept the money. What does that say about me? What does that say about me? I don't know, but, like, whatever. Anyways, that was an interesting night. It was one of those nights that went to till, like, 5am for no reason. Like, I didn't want the party to end. The people I was with did not want the party to end. I was my roommate from college's birthday, so I kind of was, like, staying out a bit longer than I wanted to for her. For her birth, to celebrate the birth of her. And then we just had a girl sleepover, which is just so fun. I miss, like, having sleepovers with my girls, like, in college. Like, if you think about it, it's just like, one big sleepover with your best friend for, like, months on end. And that's like, fucking girlhood. That's, like, the one thing I miss about college the most is just, like, waking up hungover with your best friend. Maybe there's a man in the room and just waking up and be like, let's go get breakfast or, let's go to Starbucks. We used to, like, go on these, like, really long drives to Whole Foods. I went to school, Union College, which is in, like, a really sketchy town called Schenectady. No offense to anyone from Schenectady. And the nearest Whole foods is probably 25 minutes away in Albany. So we'd go on these, like, excursions with the playlist bumping the windows down, and we go to Whole Foods. We get a bunch of mochi balls and granola. We just, like, make it a whole event. And then, like, the Sunday debrief would always fucking hit different. I feel like there's no way to have scaries and hangover anxiety if you're with your girls and I, I'll die on that hill. That's the one thing about adulthood that I don't like about living alone is I wake up, you know, in my apartment, and you're just by yourself. Sometimes you're just by yourself, and you just, like, have to, like, replay the night alone. Thank God FaceTime exists, because if it didn't, I don't know what kind of scaries would, you know, exist. But anyways, let's talk a bit more about my mania. I've been, like, pretty manic and impulsive. Something about me is I'm an extremely impulsive person and want to make a decision to do something. I will stick to that decision. Sometimes I put a lot of thought into those decisions. Sometimes I don't put any thought at all whether that's okay. I'm gonna hook up with someone this week. Ask any of my friends, like if I say that at the beginning, at the top of the week, it has never not happened. I will make it a point to make it happen. Or I'll be like, I'm gonna buy this or I'm gonna get this done or I'm gonna get botox. I'm gonna filler, I'm gonna go on this trip. I always, if I say it out loud, I make it happen. And recently I've just been making like these sunglasses I'm wearing right now. Cartier. Did I need them? Do I need fifteen hundred dollar glasses? No, but I said I'm gonna buy them, so I bought them. Very impulsive, probably not fiscally responsible, but they're chic in. I feel like that counts, right? That's a write off. If they're chic, is there such thing as a chicness write off? Because I feel like that should be a thing. Anyways, I booked a surgery this past week. This surgery has been in the back of my mind for a while now and it could be just a symptom of my mania because, you know, usually people just don't book surgeries on whim. I don't suggest you doing that. And by the way, when I say I'm like getting something done and I tell like people that follow me or my audience that I'm doing that, I'm not telling people, oh, you should do this too. I'm literally just being transparent with you guys because I would never do something that, you know, I want to hide or share. And do I need this surgery? No. Do I want it? Yes. And I feel like sometimes you don't need something, sometimes you want something and that's okay too. I'm getting my boobs touched up, which I've been thinking about doing for a while. When I first went in to get my boobs done three years ago or two and a half years ago, I was scared they were going to look fucking insane. I didn't know what CCS meant. I have 295 cc's, high profile teardrop shape, which is a very natural shape. And I already had room where I could have put a bigger implant in. And she told me that, she's like, you could go bigger, it won't look insane. And I was like, you know, I want to be conservative. Like I've never obviously gotten my boobs done. I don't want it to look super fake, and I don't want to be top heavy either. So that was, like, one of my points of contention. So I got them done. They looked great for two months. It's kind of like when you just get filler and then the swelling goes down and you're like, I miss what they looked like when they were swollen. It's kind of that same vibe. So I went in last week, and I was like, I think I want a different shape. I'm not necessarily going too much bigger. I mean, I'm going a little bit bigger, but I kind of wanted a different shape. I. I want, like, the moderate profile shape, which, like, shows more cleavage on top. And I'm also getting an internal bra, which kind of, like, holds them more in place together there. It's gonna look fire. It sounds insane. And it's a very minimal. It's not gonna be as intense of a surgery as I had the first time around. It's basically just like swapping out two sandbags. I. I was like. It was funny that I am talking about this this week, because I saw. Who was it? Brooke Schofield, I think. Talked about getting her upper left, which is basically the most minimalistic surgery. I think you can pretty much get that done awake. I'm pretty sure, like, it's very minimal, not super invasive, not a lot of downtime surgery. And she was just being, like, transparent with her audience, being like, I got this done, and she was getting ripped to shreds in her comment section. And I was like, wait, do you guys want her to lie? Like, I don't. All she's doing is being transparent. Like, I got this done. Like, blah, blah, blah. This is why I wanted to do it, which I think, in my opinion, is admirable, because she's not, like, telling her. She's not, like, showing audience. Oh, I naturally. My eyes are naturally like this. Would you rather her lie and keep it a secret? I feel like that's, like a lose, lose situation. So it kind of made me anxious to share this. But you know what? I would never lie. I want to be real with you guys. And whatever I get done, whether I need it or don't need it, it. Whether it's a good idea or a bad idea, I always want to keep it real. And, yeah, so I'm going to do that. I'm 100% doing that. Maybe one day down the road, I'll regret it, but that's, you know, my journey. I guess it's just going to happen regardless. So in last week's episode, I talked about how no one asked me on dates, which, thank God I said that because I got a slew of dms of different, like, cute men asking me on dates. And I read my DMs, so keep them coming. And this man was really cute, but. And I only will say yes to drinks or a date if I have mutuals with someone. And I luckily had a couple mutuals with this guy. I might get drinks with him. I haven't decided yet. I can't tell if he's cute because he's, like, in sports uniform or if he's just, like, actually cute. He also doesn't live in New York. So I replied. I was like, how would this work? And he goes, why are we already planning our whole future together? I'm like, yes, we are actually. So he's gonna be in New York this weekend and maybe I'll go on a date with him. Maybe I'll get drinks with him. But then, like, what if it doesn't go well? How do I leave drinks and go meet up with my friends if that's what I want to do? Do I bring him with me to meet up with my friends then? It's too legit. But, like, how do I say goodbye? This is fun. Maybe we'll do it again. I want to go meet up with the girls. Like, how do you get to that? Like, I think I overthink and then I think too far in the future. Like I said, I don't really date, so I'm not good at it. I'm not good at the things. I don't practice dating being one of them. So I don't know, we'll see how that goes. But I did appreciate the DM and the boldness. I love a bold man. I do not like pussies. I am straight, so I appreciate a man that just slides in with his full chest and hard dick.
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Hallie
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Jordan
I've done this segment before and I thought it was really fun. I found this article which is basically 20 ways to spice up your love life or your sex life and I'm going to share like what ways work for me or which things I've tried. What doesn't work? What's kind of like man, which is like doing too much, you're doing the most and I'll give you my opinions on them and maybe a couple stories if I think of them because I'm one bitch that like loves to like add in a little like random spice here and there, whether it's a random hookup or if it was with one of my ex boyfriends and I'm trying to like revive the relationship. So I think these things could work for either a short term relationship situationship or like a very long term relationship. Let's find out together. Okay, let's go over the first one. Switching up positions. I've talked about this a little bit. I am not the biggest fan of throwing in a bunch of fucking positions. Like, I don't need my legs behind my ears while I'm doing push ups and he's doing squats and whipping me with a belt across my face and calling me like a puppy dog. Like, that's just doing the most. Okay, I stick to three positions. Maybe three to five. It depends on the guy. I'm pretty flexible. I can do any position in the fucking book, by the way. But there's no point. Not all of them are very comfortable. There's like two positions I can finish in. Those are the only ones I care about. The other ones for him. And you guys all know what that is. Doggy. Like, I'm not finishing in doggy unless I have a vibrator like that I'm using on myself, which I do like doing. This is. Need even more info. Check out our expert approved list of best expositions here. Let's see what they think is good. The best expositions. And I want to see what they think. So the classic sex positions are missionary doggy style. Yeah, I like, love missionary, but like, I don't like to look men in the eye. Only when I'm sucking dick. I've talked about that before. This is how to do it. If you don't know how to have missionary sex, I'm actually more worried about you. This is probably not the podcast for you if you don't know what missionary sex is. Doggy. That's great. I actually love doggy. And there's like so many different ways to like get yourself involved when you're in doggy. Like, I swear, get the little vibrator. It's like, it's like the egg shaped one. Use it on yourself while you're in doggy. You'll both have fun. It's great. But the only qualm about doggy is like, he's gonna finish so quickly. Usually that's the only problem. And I feel like it takes longer for girls to get there, in my opinion. But I feel like doggy's like the. The finisher. Like, you know, in the video games being like, it's a finisher. That's the finisher position. Cowgirl, great. That's how you finish. And I say you as the girl. I'm looking at all the cameras. That's the only way I finish. I know some girls can get like a little bit of Anxiety of being on top. I've had girls like, DM me about this. Like, they just, like, don't feel like their sexiest self, and they think that it's, like, not the guy's. Trust me, the guy's having the best time of his life. And all I do in this position is just, like, focus on me finishing. I don't give a fuck what he's looking at. I don't give a fuck what he's thinking. I don't give a fuck about any of that shit. He is a vibrator with a penis and a beating heart at that point to me. Ooh, I do like this one. Rider astride is what it's called. That's when you're on top and you lean back, which, you know is really good. I can't do that for that long because it just, like, gets really deep in there, which feels nice, but, like, that's just not how I finish. I feel like it's maybe different for everyone. I would say, like, I would mix that. Oh, cowboy. Oh, my goodness. I've never tried that one. I don't think I would like that one. All right, this is what I mean. For instance, this one's called the pretzel dip. And I already know if a position is called the pretzel dip, you're just doing the most. Like, I don't need all my legs intertwined. I'm just gonna skip that one. Let's go back. Okay, the second one is. Try light spanking. Yes, I think you should and always involve spanking. I don't like light spanking. I like to be fucking whacked. I like welts on my ass. And that's not for everyone, and that's okay. But. But, like, light spanking is kind of hot. No, like, light choking. I once had a guy, like, choked me out until I literally passed out. But that's just me. I feel like it really depends on preferences, and I feel like if you're just introducing spanking at all, it should be very light, and you have to be into that, because I could see someone, like, being not into that and it being, like, crossing a bit of a boundary. But I feel like when you're having sex, you can probably tell if a partner's going to be into that or not, just based off body language, in my opinion. I feel like light. Light spanking is great. Light choking is even better. Mix them both. Maybe spit in their mouth. Perfect. That's what I do. But, like, again, you don't have to do what I do book a hotel, stay this. Like, how can you not have sex in a hotel? I just think hotels, like, bring, like a romantic element also. You don't have to, like, clean up after yourself so you can get as messy as dirty. Get the massage oil out you. You know, you don't have to remake the bed. You can just be hanging from the chandelier. You can get fucking nasty in there. You can have shower sex. They probably have a bath. Some hotels even have toys that you can get from the mini bar. They're called, like love kits. And you just introduce those. I think that's great. I just think the setting of a hotel is just romantic as fuck. It sets it up for you. You can have drinks in the hotel bar, you know, get the night going, get the juices flowing, order an extra dirty martini, have some light, you know, play at the bar, maybe grab a bite to eat. It's romantic. Pay. Have him pay the bill. You go up to your hotel room, it's sexy. You're hot and heavy. You get in the shower, you put on a little robe, you're cuddling, watch a movie. Like, it's just hot. So I think that if you're in a place where you need to spice up your love life or you're just like, looking to add, like a little romantic endeavor, a little romantic field trip, I would 100% do the hotel stay thing number four, bring in the sex toys. And this is like, weird because, like, when I was in college, I was just starting to introduce the sex toys into Sex and Men. Sometimes we're getting emasculated by that. A real man would not be threatened by a vibrator. I want to repeat that. A real man would not be threatened by a vibrator. A real man wants you to finish, wants you to get off, wants everyone to have a good time and won't be, like, insecure being like, oh, am I not doing enough? Like, is this not doing it for you? Like, that's their fucking problem. As long as you're finishing and getting off, like, we're all having fun. What I find odd, and this has happened to me a couple times in the past, is when they already have vibrators present for you to use. That I find extremely off putting because it's the. It's the someone's cook tier. Final boss, in my opinion, like, someone has cooked here. Final boss. I don't want that butt plug. Who is that? Bennett. That happened to me with a butt plug once. This guy, this guy I was hooking up with in college, pulls out a fucking butt plug from his bedside table and you know, like we're hooking up, we're mid sex, it's like hot and heavy, you know, like things are heightened. You don't, you're not really thinking straight. And then he whips out like this massive butt plug from his bedside drawer. And I was like, wait, pause. What? Why is this yours? Who has used this? Whose ass has this been cleaned? Is it brand new? He told me it was brand new, so I used it. But looking back, he probably just told me that. And he probably tells every girl that it's brand new. So I think that's kind of odd. Unless it's literally in the packaging. I think it's very odd if a guy has a vibrator like there for you to use. I think that's very off putting to me. I don't like that at all. But I do think introducing toys is very healthy, very normal and you should do it. It'll make your sex life better. And I think everyone, I mean, I don't like at a certain age should know how to use a vibrator. I think that's learning your body. You learn how to finish, you learn how what you like, you know, all the pressure and how fast, blah blah, blah. Like you learn a lot about your own orgasm if you have a vibrator. So I think it's important to have regardless. Number five, play a sex related game. I wouldn't do this literally. This starts off saying, it might sound corny, but going head to head in a sexy couple game, especially one that includes sex spontaneity is another way to add a fun new element to your sex life. What kind of sex game? Like tic tac toe or like Twister. This girl says they're also great for communication. Like she's not hyping this sex game up anyway. She goes, it may be awkward, but games can give you the opportunity to bring up topics or experiences you might not have been comfortable sharing without a built in conversation starter. I mean, maybe, but like I get like, communication is key, but like just tell the guy how you like to get fudged. Like that's the only communication you really need. Or like tell a guy how you don't like to get fud if he's doing something wrong. Like, you know, I feel like I don't need a game, I don't need tic tac toe, but that's just me and it go work for some people, I guess. Number six, start sexting when you're away. I love sexting so much and I wish I had someone to sex. That's like the only texting I really like to take part in. Sexting is so fun to me. Like, it is. I used to get so into sexing when I was in relationship situationships. And honestly, it was a point of contention if a guy I was seeing wasn't into sexting. I feel like it's the most fun and flirty way to like communicate with like whoever you're getting with. I used to get really into it. Like, I used to sit in like paragraphs, like getting into the five senses. I would have an opening argument. I would have three. It was like a thesis paper, closing argument, three supporting arguments. You know, it was insane. And I would get so into it. It's just, I love sexting. If you're not sexting, maybe you like have a day job. I mean, that's probably why I had time to do that. I mean, sexting's fun though. Even if it's like a little like text one liner saying something crazy. Be like, I'm wet thinking of you. Bye. This person says, yeah, I want you to do X to me when you get home. Like, it could be easy as that. And I feel like that's just like a fun and flirty way to communicate.
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Tina
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Jordan
All right, number seven. Try a bit of role play. Role play, to me, I've never done. The only role play I've really done is like calling someone daddy. Like, what does that even mean? Like, why would I say that? Like, I don't know, sometimes guys have called me, like, a little. I actually eat that up. Maybe I have, like, a degrading kink. Maybe I should unpack that. Yeah, maybe that needs to be unpacked in therapy. But I think that's so fun because, like, yeah, in that moment, I don't want to be respected at all. Like, I want to be respected outside the bedroom, but when I'm in bed with some, I think that's the last place I want to be respected at all. But that's, like, the only role play I've really gotten into. Try, like, I know a girl that, like, will literally do the full Monty, will have, like, different names, will wear a wig, will, like, wear, like, you know, like, the classic. Like, you're wearing a trench coat with lingerie underneath, and your name is Spit Lana, and you won't go by any other fucking name. And she commits the bit until she fucking gets him upstairs to, like, her hotel room and will, like, finish him off. And then they're, like, back to being a normal couple. This is a couple I know that does this, like, regularly, and I think that can be hot. But that also, like, I would just start laughing. Is that just me? Like, I could not commit to that full bit. I would be like, my name is not Svetlana, and, like, what? Who are you? Like, like, I don't. It would stress me out, and I feel like that's just, like, doing a bit much for an end goal that I could get doing less, you know, maybe, like, I haven't been in a relationship where I've needed to feel like that was something I had to do or try. I just never felt like trying it. I did the whole BDSM thing once. I don't have it. I don't know if I've told this story. Like, I was really into being tied up for a long time. I thought that was, like, the hottest thing. So a guy I was seeing got this, like, bdsm, like, this bondage kit for beginners. And basically, it was one of those bondage things where it could go under a mattress. It was like a contraption. It ties to your legs, and it ties to your wrists, and it goes under the mattress. You're, like, kind of tied up, but it's not really tied to anything. It's just like. Like, you're held down by the mattress, essentially. And I was in a frat house, and I was, like, in his, like, room, and he, like, set up this whole thing and tied me up. And then he goes down to the Beer pong room for like two hours and playing. Was playing beer pong with his buddies while knowing I'm like tied up in his room. But like, I kind of thought that was hot. Like he's like playing beer pong downstairs with his buddies, like knowing like he has like a naked girl, like tied up in his room. Kinda hot. Me getting really annoyed that I'm tied up. Kind of annoying, but also kind of hot. Cause I was just like waiting for him to come back and not knowing I couldn't text him. I couldn't use my phone because my hands were like, by my head. Like it was hot to me at the time. And then we had great sex. I would do that again. Actually, actually that I highly suggest that. Let's do the next one. Number eight, curate a sex playlist. I love a sex playlist, guys. That was like my thing in college. I would get hit up for like, like all my friends use my sex playlist. It was so fire. Obviously it was on SoundCloud. We all had a shared playlist. And I feel like this was more. It was less about setting the mood and it was more about canceling out noise. Because there was a lot of times where I would be having sex next to my roommate, she was having sex with someone else. We would do that often. I would be in a twin bed, the speakers between us, and she would be in the bed next to me. This happened more so than not. We are always having sex in the same room, which is like a fire. Like, I want to see if I can find my sex playlist right now. It was like a lot of like the weekend, like or not by the week. It was like the classic songs you would think about, like to like when you're in college. But yeah, I mean, I love sex playlist. I think that can like set the mood. But now in my adult life, I. I just like, I don't know, I'm too vocal. Like, I have like, I have things to say rather than like I would start singing along if the weekend started playing while I was having sex. Recently I was having sex with this guy and he put on like Jimmy Buffett or some country ass playlist and I did not like that at all. It kind of freaked me out. But it goes both ways. Like I've had guys put on like hardcore edm. I didn't like that either. Like it really like it could kill a mood too. So you have to be very careful about what kind of music you're choosing. And it can't be songs you like, too much because you will start singing along. I found, like, I started doing that. Okay, number nine, add food to the mix. I mean, like, maybe, like, when I think of add food to the mix, I've been thinking, like, how sticky would get. Like, what are you adding? Like, strawberries and cream? Like, yeah, that's hot. But, like, I don't think it's necessary that. I don't think it's something I would do. Like, I'm not, like, gonna be shoving a burger in a guy's face while I'm, like, riding his dick. In my opinion, it just seems unnecessary. Again, one of those things where, like, unnecessary. What's the point? It's not going to turn me on too much. Like, who is it really turning on him? Like, cream in my mouth. I would rather just, like, suck his dick. Like, let's get to the point here. I don't need you to put berries and cream in my face. All right, the next one's temperature play. Another way to heat up or down your sex life. Incorporate temperature play. I have sucked dick with an ice cube in my mouth, which can be fun. It's a shock to the system, but the end of the day, an ice cube is going to shrivel of his dick. I don't think it's necessary. It's something you, like, try, I feel like, once. And then you're like, okay, that was fun. But one thing I used to do all the time, especially in high school, I was obsessed with massage oil. I was a freak from the beginning. Oh, my God. I would keep this, like, massive vat of massage oil in my bedside table. And, like, these are things, like, that were in my childhood home, my childhood bedroom. Like, my mom would find these things, which, by the way, like, my mom used to find things she shouldn't have found all the fucking time. Not just with me, like, my sister, too. Like, everyone. Like, we. Like, she was one of those moms that was just, like, always cleaning, like, everything. And I wasn't super good at always putting things away. I think. Like, there's no place to hide anything from my mom in my childhood home. So she used to find, like, vibrators and all this shit, and she would, like, place them, like, perfectly on a pillow on my bed. So, like, to make it a point that she. She wanted us to know that she found these things. I don't know why. Like, my mom, like, never gave us the talk. And I don't know if this is relatable at all, but, like, my mom never sat me down, was like, listen, this is sex. This is how you get pregnant. Wear your condom. Good luck. I mean, I went on birth control when I was 14, but it wasn't for sex. It was because I had, like, acne, and it was, like, helping with, like, my hormones and shit like that. But we never talked about sex. And honestly, I don't know if, like, that conversation is necessarily, like, necessary. I mean, we have ChatGPT now. We have Google. We have all those things. I would have imagined that conversation to be very awkward. I mean, having my mom find vibrators and whatnot, kind of awkward, you know? But what does she expect? I mean, these are. I feel like that's probably a relatable thing. I can't be the only girl where your mom's found a fucking vibrator or a fucking massive dildo hanging around the room. You know, it happens sometimes. But my mom also found this one time I talked about the bondage kit or the bondage era I was in. She found the wrapping of this bondage casing where it's like this naked woman with like a ball gag in her mouth and she's tied on all fours. This was the casing to the bondage equipment that my ex boyfriend brought me. And she found it because it was on the floor of my bedroom. And she goes, what the are you getting into? And it was like, bondage for beginners. She goes, think it's for beginners. I can't even imagine what the advanced version of this would be. I was like, listen, mom, I'm just exploring my sexuality and seeing what I like. God forbid a woman has a hobby. God forbid. God forbid. But like, whatever. I know, like, my mom listens to this podcast. I don't think anything shocks her at this point. So, like, mom, if you're listening, I love you and I'm sorry. I don't know what went wrong. I don't. Here we are. I don't. Here we are. You get. We get.
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Tina
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Jordan
Number 12. Get real about your feelings. Maybe spicing up your sex life means getting in tune with how you really feel about the act. Overall, this is something I would not do, by the way. I'm not getting real about. If you're having painful feelings during sex or anxiety around doing it, it might be helpful just to. To speak with a professional. This just seems like a very intense conversation. Like, I don't need to be having intense conversations surrounding sex, but, like, maybe that's what you need. It's. I'm just saying I wouldn't do this. The only real conversations I've had about sex is when I'm not having it with my partner. That was a big issue in my last relationship. He, like, wouldn't me. Like, I've talked about this before. Like, we weren't having sex, and that was the conversation I was having with him. I was like, we will break up if we don't have sex. It's very important to me. It didn't seem, like, super important to him, and I feel like if those things don't align in a relationship, he's not the right person for you. This was one of the reasons why me and my ex broke up because he just, like, wasn't into sex. Number 13, having makeup sex. Oh, my God. This is my favorite. This was my favorite thing to do. I would literally pick fights just to have makeup sex. I would love. That was, like, my hobby. It was like picking a fight, and then just the makeup sex would come right after making sure I'd pick a fight in a bedroom or a place we could have sex. It was, like, always, like, little, like, minuscule things. Like, I was just, like, looking for a fight, and then we'd have the best. It was, like, probably the only time we, me and my ex would have sex is when we, like, it would be makeup sex. I think this is toxic. I don't think this is a. You know, if you're looking to, like, cure, like, revitalize a relationship, I don't think picking the toxic route is probably the smartest option. Is this hot? Yes. Would I suggest doing it? Yes. But I wouldn't lean on it to, like, cure a relationship, you know, if that makes any sense. All right, number 14. Give upside down oral a try. Is this 69? Upside down oral Fucking would I try this? What do you mean upside? Like, am I doing fucking handstands? I feel like right side up oral is hard enough. Like, I don't need to be doing a fucking walking handstand to suck a man off. It's. Again, you're doing the most complex. I don't like 69. I do like sitting on a guy's face because of the power dynamic, but I do not like 69. I think 69 is stupid. I think 69 is something you try when you're, like, in high school or college and you're like, this is 69. Like, no, like, I don't think it's necessary at all when a guy is going down on me. I need a focus. I need to lock in. I don't need a fucking hard dick down my throat that I have to focus on not biting while I'm getting head. Like, that's just, again, doing the most. There's too much going on. I'm not doing as good of a job if I'm distracted by someone going down on me. Like, I can't put in my A plus effort to a blow job if there's other things going on. And, like, I can't run the risk of, like, him being like, oh, she gave bad head. Well, you were going down on me, sir. I was distracted by other things. Like, I can't run that risk. So I do not. Like 69. I would not give upside down oral a try. But, like, you know, to each their own, babe. Number 15. Take control. Yeah, I feel like I take control. It depends on the guy. Also depends, like, if they're a lot older than me or not. Because usually an older guy, I probably would, like, let them, you know, drive the ship. It really depends on the guy. But, like, yeah, this is. Get in front. Yeah, get in the front seat of your sex. I also don't want, like, a guy to be a fucking bitch and a submissive. But, like, I like to mix. Mix and match. Like, letting a guy, like, take control and then, like, me being the one that's in control. I think that's hot, too. I think guys think that's hot. So, I mean, yeah. What do you think this person says? Start with a simple script. Touch me here. Do this. Slower. Do this, do that. Shut the fuck up. Like, those things can be fun to say. That just seems like basic Communication to me, though. But, like, if you're telling a guy, like, to like, touch you there, like, go down on you, like, yeah, you should be doing that regardless. Like, I don't think that's even taking control. I think that's just like speaking your mind. Number 16, incorporate yoga into your pre romp routine. What the fuck? No, she says, try having both you and your partner do some pre sex yoga as it can totally help you get in the right mindset. Babe. No, this is doing the absolute fucking most. I'm drinking a martini before my. That's my pre sex routine is drinking a fucking dirty martini and getting to the fucking act. I don't need to be doing downward dog when I could be doing doggy. Okay, number 17, go public. Having sex in public is a fantasy for many people, you know? Have I had sex in public? Yes, I've had sex probably too much in public. There is something exciting about, like, getting caught. That's like one of the kinks I have. I, like, love the element of maybe getting caught. Once I had sex on the side of a highway in the bed of a truck, like, on the way to the Cape. I don't know why I did that. That was like, when I was really young and, like, wanted, like, just to have sex everywhere. Like, it was like I discovered it and I was, like, addicted to it. Not with, like, many people. I was just, like, wanted it all the time with like, my high school boyfriend. And we had sex in the bed of a truck with like, cars going by. Like, like anyone could have seen us. I don't. I thought it was so hot though. Once we were having sex in a parking lot and the cops, like the classic. The cops came by with the flashlight knocking on the window like, you crazy kids get back curfew. Like, it was one of those things. I've had sex in many single stall bathrooms in New York City and restaurants. I've had sex in multi stall bathrooms, actually at clubs. I mean, it's all fun. Sometimes the moment just strikes. But yeah, the element of getting caught I think can be really hot. But, like, don't get arrested. Like, I wouldn't have it behind a bush in Central Park. Like, that's insane. I'm not suggesting do that. Don't get arrested. All right, number 18, take it to the back seat. Yes. The second time I ever had sex is in the back of a Jeep Wrangler. But, like, having car sex is something like you do in high school in my, like, I like, I don't have a car Now I live in New York City. There's no car sex for me. I'm not having sex in back. An Uber, I think, like, in the backseat could be hard, but, like, a makeout sesh in an Uber is fine. But, you know, car sex can be hard. There's not a lot of room unless you're, like, going over, like, the center console. It can be fun, but, like, not something like, I need to be doing. I don't, like, dream about car sex all the time. Number 19. Try different penetration techniques. Interesting. Ooh, pegging. Pegging. This is something I've wanted to do for so long. I would love to peg the fuck out of a guy. I don't know why. I would never, like, go as far to buy a strap on. That would feel so insane to me. But, like, I really want to, but, like, it would have to be the right guy and he couldn't tell anyone. I would make him sign an NDA, but whatever. I just think it would be fun. It would be such a power trip. Like, I would love to just, like, have that power and know what it knows, what it feels like to, like, have, like, you know, like, when a guy is, like, railing me from behind. That must feel like such a power trip. Like, you're on top of the world. Like, you have so much power and control in that situation. So I would love to feel that too. Once I would. I would do that. It's the one thing I think I've never done that I want to try. But, you know, one day, number 20, do anal play. You know, I'm a big advocate for anal. I love anal. Anal is great. Everyone should try anal. It's not for everyone. I will say butt plugs is the best orgasm of my life is when I have a butt plug in. It feels like an explosion. Every nerve ending is exposed in your butt. It feels like a rush that's trapped by the butt plug. It is the best orgasm. I 100%. Everyone needs a butt plug. Slide that thing in and rip it like it's perfect. It doesn't hurt. It sounds like if no one's trying anal, it sounds like it hurts. It doesn't hurt at all. It's amazing. Use the right lube. Spit doesn't always work. It sounds like intimidating, but it's amazing. And make sure you get the butt plug with a vibrator combo. Chef's kiss. Chef's kiss. Okay, that was the last one. I love how we ended it on anal. Honestly, most of these are amazing, and it made me, like, Want a man really quickly. But there's some of these that are just doing the most. I think, keep it simple, keep it kinky, and have fun with it. But, yeah, that was fun. All right, let's. For the last segment, guys, let's go over some of your confessions. You crazy little freaks. I love all of you. And these. This is, like, one of my favorite segments, is hearing, like, the crazy you guys do. So I'm going to read through some of these. And by the way, like, please, just keep dming me crazy. I promise. I see everything. I screenshot them, I send them to my producers. We see everything. So just keep sending these in. It is such a fun way for me to connect with you guys. It's like, it makes me feel sane about being insane, if that makes any sense. And it's girlhood at its peak. I mean, I love it. So let's go over these. I'm going to read through some. Okay, this girl goes, I fucked my boss and I got us both fired. Honestly, if I worked a corporate job, I would find a way to fuck my boss. I would fucking do it. I think that's the hottest thing ever. A little secretary and boss moment. Like, have him come drop some papers at his desk and then suck them sideways. That's what I would want to be doing. I've watched porn like that, and I'm obsessed. I love porn that has a plot, you know, it's like watching Netflix, like watching an episode of a TV show. Like, I like having a plot, a climax, no pun intended, and like an end finale. But okay, that was just a side note. You got him fired. I mean, I want to know more context. Like, how did people find out? How long was the relationship? I don't know how these corporate rules work. Like, why can't you. Your boss. Is that, like, a rule in most companies? I guess he's kind of paying you, right? That could be conflict of interest, but I would do it. I think that's kind of odd. But I do apologize that you. I mean, I feel bad that you guys got fired. I mean, that sucks. But feels like you kind of knew what you were getting into when you were doing that. This girl goes, I'm hooking up with a guy seven years younger than me. He's 23. Having mixed feelings. Help. I would have mixed feelings, too, babe. I mean, this is something personally I would never do unless I was in my 40s. You know, if I'm single in my 40s, I'm gonna be like a cougar. I'VE already decided that I think that's fun. I mean, I would keep it light. I wouldn't catch feelings. I think that's like, you know, to each their own. I'm not into younger guys. I don't think younger guys are really into me either. I mean, I don't really know. I haven't really hooked up with anyone that's like less than my age. I've said this before. I wouldn't hook up with anyone. I would hook up with someone that's maybe 24 or 25. I'm 27 years old, but I feel like anything younger than that, what do we talk about? But I guess like, if you're just like, you don't have to talk really much anyways. I would just probably advise you to like keep, keep the conversation short so you don't catch feelings. But like, if you're having fun. He's a good. Then like, yeah, have fun with it. I mean, power to you. This beautiful girl goes, I fully masturbated at work. I work in a neuro unit at the hospital. But this just reminds me of like raising out of me. Like, you know they have like those like on call rooms, right? Like I feel like they have beds in them. Like maybe you just like, you know, I feel like that's not so insane. But maybe I'm insane for like thinking that's okay. I think the craziest place that I've masturbated is like been in like a public bathroom in Aruba. That's insane. I don't know what came over me. It was probably the mojitos from, I don't know. But like, I feel like there's crazier places. Sometimes the moment just strikes. Girls got to do what a girl's got to do. I hope no one was like dying on the table while you needed to like get this out of your system. Cuz you were in a hospital. I hope there was no code reds going on while this was happening. But I don't think that's the craziest thing ever. I feel like you're, you're in the clear with this one. I wouldn't make it a habit, you know, I wouldn't just like start masturbating in the hospital. I feel like that's insane. But you know, one or two times a moment strikes. He has chapping. That's okay. This girl goes, let's do one more. She goes, my ex hooked up with Bonnie Blue. You know, girl, sometimes the trash takes itself out. I feel like that would be the thing that would just make me never want to speak to my ex again. That would piss me off so much. Bonnie. Blue girl, you're putting in the extra hours. I see her on my for you page recently, all the time, and she'll be like, hello. I can't. I can barely see. My eyes are pregnant because all these schoolies nodded in my face from the night before. Or she'll be like, Sunday's a holy day, so I'm gonna make my holes available for everyone. I'm like, baba, put your phone down. Take a fucking nap. Bonnie, if you're seeing this, I know you follow the extra dirty account. Babe, just take a couple days off. You know, no one's gonna get mad at you. Get some rest. Go to, like, get your eyes checked. That's a lot of semen in the eye is poisonous. I've got nutted in the face before. My eyes were swollen too, babe. But, you know, to each their own, girl. Whoever girl like, hooked up with, like, your ex hooked up with Bonnie. I'm sorry, Bonnie, but, like, that is, like, not a flex. I feel like this is just a sign for you that you should just, you know, onward and upward and keep on pushing and move on. We're gonna leave him in the rear. Like, he can have Bonnie. I saw her on spring break. Like, all these videos of her on spring break, and she's just, like, licking everyone's necks. I'm like, this girl. This girl's in heat. I respect her hustle. She clearly has work ethic, but it is something like I've never seen before. It's like rage bait. But she makes me look really pure and good, so I like Bonnie for that. But anyways, yes, these were fun guys. I love getting your guys's confession, so if you could just continue to be telling me the craziest that's going on in your life. I love reading those. But, like, always make sure you, like, subscribe, leave comments. 5 stars. All the good things. You can watch this episode on YouTube and listen on every other platform. As always, I love you guys so much, and I'll see you next week. Bye.
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Tina
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Alex
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Jordan
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