Sisters in silicone *Hallie & Liv post-op catch up*

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder Episode: Sisters in Silicone: Hallie & Liv Post-Op Catch Up
Release Date: May 29, 2025

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Introduction

In this candid and humorous episode of Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder, Hallie joins her best friends, Lauren Fishbein and Liv, to discuss their recent decision to undergo cosmetic surgery. The trio delves deep into their personal experiences, recovery journeys, and the impact of these changes on their lives, all while maintaining their trademark unfiltered and engaging dialogue.

Post-Op Experiences and Recovery

[02:14] Liv:
"We are sisters in silicone."
Liv and Lauren introduce their decision to have breast implants, drawing a parallel between their surgical experiences and their unwavering sisterly bond. While Lauren opted for saline implants, Liv chose silicone, highlighting their individual preferences and shared support system.

[05:03] Liv:
"Whenever I'm in a bad mood or a bad headspace, maybe I'm feeling a little down on myself, a little scalpel, a little needle. It brings me serotonin."
Liv candidly shares her impulsive nature and how cosmetic procedures serve as a temporary boost to her mental well-being. She emphasizes the importance of self-awareness, stating, "I'm aware that most of my decisions are typically not the right one."

[08:11] Lauren:
"I booked mine and then Hallie was like, well, I want to do mine anyway. Why don't we just do the same week? And I was like, please do this like, perfect."
The friends recount the logistics of their surgeries, highlighting their meticulous planning and the challenges they faced during recovery. Lauren discusses her extended time under anesthesia due to excessive bleeding, reflecting on the seriousness of their procedures.

Nantucket Wine Weekend: A Tale of Fun and Faux Pas

[19:19] Liv:
"Nantucket wine weekend, if you guys don't know. Basically, it's a weekend where wine connoisseurs flock to the island of Nantucket."
Liv narrates a memorable weekend in Nantucket filled with wine tastings, parties, and unexpected hookups. She humorously details an encounter where her attempt at casual sex went sideways, leading to awkward moments and humorous reflections on her actions.

[24:07] Liv:
"I try to suck him off in the kitchen. I literally try to pull down this guy's pants in the kitchen."
The episode takes a wild turn as Liv describes her overly enthusiastic approach to a casual hookup, resulting in comic yet cringe-worthy situations. Lauren adds her perspective, highlighting the absurdity of the events and their aftermath.

Best Friend Lauren's Engagement: Planning and Anticipation

[35:44] Liv:
"So our best friend Lauren is getting engaged. And by the time this episode comes out, she will know."
The friends shift focus to Lauren's upcoming engagement, discussing the planning process and the humorous hurdles faced along the way. They poke fun at the fiancé's clumsy attempts to orchestrate the perfect proposal, highlighting the blend of love and comedy in their friendship.

[37:00] Liv:
"He wanted to do it on the roof of their apartment complex. It's beautiful. Like, they always go up there. It's like a special place to them."
Despite the fiancé's unconventional methods, Lauren remains optimistic, with her mother offering sage advice: "Let him do it. You're going to be so happy you did." This segment underscores the supportive dynamics within their circle and the anticipation surrounding Lauren's big day.

Family Dynamics and Parental Wisdom

[41:08] Liv:
"She is like my Mel Robbins. She's so wise."
In a heartfelt discussion, Hallie and Lauren reflect on the influence of their parents' relationships and the invaluable wisdom imparted by their mothers. They admire the strong, supportive partnerships their parents maintain, using them as benchmarks for their own relationship aspirations.

[43:41] Lauren:
"My dad randomly grabs her tits and be like, 'These are mine.' And we're like, honestly."
Amidst humor, the friends share amusing anecdotes about their parents, highlighting the blend of affection and playful dynamics that define their family interactions.

Q&A Session: Navigating Relationships and Personal Boundaries

The episode transitions into an engaging Q&A segment where Hallie, Liv, and Lauren address listener questions about modern relationships, including:

• Ideal Situationships:
  [50:24] Liv:
  "An ideal situationship for me would be just, literally, someone that's available for sex."
  The friends discuss the complexities of maintaining casual relationships while balancing personal growth and emotional well-being.

• Biggest 'Ick' Moments:
  [61:28] Lauren:
  "He smelled like rich period Jewish man. Living in New York on, like, Green street in Soho."
  Lauren shares a humorous story about a superficial turn-off that ended a promising hookup, emphasizing the importance of compatibility beyond physical attraction.

• Making New Friends in Your 20s:
  [67:25] Lauren:
  "Give it time and, like, be patient and don't try to be best friends with everyone who wants to get dinner with you."
  The trio offers practical advice on building meaningful friendships, stressing the value of patience, genuine connections, and shared experiences.

Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with reflections on the strength of their friendships and the enduring support they provide each other. Hallie, Liv, and Lauren reaffirm their bond, encouraging listeners to embrace authenticity and maintain supportive relationships amidst life's chaos.

[68:26] Lauren:
"I love you more."
[68:35] Liv:
"Love you, motherfuckers."
Their affectionate goodbyes encapsulate the warmth and humor that define Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next episode.

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Notable Quotes

• Liv on Impulsiveness and Self-Awareness:
  "I'm aware that most of my decisions are typically not the right one." ([05:20])

• Lauren on Supporting Each Other's Decisions:
  "I love that you don't waver. Because I'm a very indecisive person." ([05:59])

• Liv on Situationships:
  "Honestly, if he's just not treating you the way that you think that you deserve to be treated... you're not my man, and I don't want anything to do with you." ([55:30])

• Lauren on Making Friends in Your 20s:
  "Give it time and, like, be patient and don't try to be best friends with everyone who wants to get dinner with you." ([67:25])

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Tune in next week for more unfiltered conversations, personal stories, and laughter with Hallie and her loyal crew on Extra Dirty.

Transcript

[Hallie]

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[Liv]

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[Lauren]

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[Liv]

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[Hallie]

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[Liv]

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[Lauren]

He asked for your number. He said, how do I contact you? And you said you don't. Hallie's like, if the stars align, we'll meet again.

[Liv]

I go, if you can guess my number, it was meant to be.

[Lauren]

What up you little.

[Liv]

Okay guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night.

[Hallie]

Okay?

[Liv]

Hi guys. Welcome back, you little freak.

[Lauren]

You little.

[Liv]

Welcome back to Acture Dirty. I'm here with Liv today and we're having a very special episode because I am not as high as a Kai right now. We're both post op together and under the scalpel we went. We went.

[Lauren]

We are Sisters in.

[Liv]

In scapple.

[Lauren]

In silicone. Even though I have saline. But we are sisters.

[Liv]

Oh, my God. We are silicone sisters.

[Lauren]

Well, I have saline, but we can.

[Liv]

Say that one day, archaeologists will find.

[Lauren]

Our implants after an ice age. Literally the next ice age, in a billion years, they're going to be like, what are these?

[Liv]

No, it's squishy things. If we were in a house fire, all that would be left would be my fake tits, my fake nails and filler just everywhere.

[Lauren]

My lips. Lips, my nails, and now my tits.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Did you get an ID card for your. In my iud?

[Liv]

Do those burn?

[Lauren]

I don't have one of those.

[Liv]

You don't have an iud?

[Lauren]

No, I probably should. I'm not on birth control, babe.

[Liv]

Are you just, like, you know, spray and pray kind of bitch?

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Or I'm like a cum dumpster.

[Lauren]

It's literally 9am this is. It's 9am this is the hot.

[Liv]

A start to the episode we ever had.

[Lauren]

So I need to go on birth control. I just don't know what to go on. I tried. Remember I tried the pills in December and I had, like, my period for a month straight. I had to go off of them.

[Liv]

I thought that was OIC you were on.

[Lauren]

No, baby, both.

[Liv]

Both.

[Lauren]

Mother.

[Liv]

Sorry, I need to stop. We can't be doing that the whole episode. All right? This is why I think birth control is good.

[Lauren]

So I'm not. Why?

[Liv]

Because you have a boyfriend, and I think it's, like, irresponsible for you to be having sex without any sort. Because I know you're not putting on that plastic Saran Wrap every time you're. Yeah, every time you're. Mother.

[Lauren]

Wait. Can we talk about how my boyfriend's moving in with me for the summer today?

[Liv]

Yeah, let's talk about her tits first, and I'll talk about that after. Okay.

[Lauren]

Hal's like, no, no, not.

[Liv]

Not on my watch.

[Lauren]

Yeah, I object.

[Liv]

Can we talk about me on my podcast for a second instead? Love.

[Lauren]

Sorry.

[Liv]

Okay, sorry. Let me get talking.

[Lauren]

Sorry.

[Liv]

No one's gonna get it. All right, so why we got our tits done, part one. So, like, listen, I'm not gonna lie to you. I've said this before. I'm a very impulsive person, and I love to hop on trends, and I love to hop on bandwagons. Summer's coming up, and also, whenever I'm in a bad mood or a bad, like, head space, maybe I'm feeling a little down on myself. A little scalpel, a little needle. It makes it brings me serotonin. And I'm not saying do what I do.

[Lauren]

A tattoo?

[Liv]

Most of the time. A tattoo? Yeah. Most of the time. I'm saying, don't do what I do and learn by example from this podcast or from my tik toks. Don't act the way I act sometimes because it's not always safe.

[Lauren]

That was very responsible of you to say.

[Liv]

I'm just self aware.

[Lauren]

I'm. You are. You are.

[Liv]

I'm aware of all my decisions. I'm aware that most of my decisions are typically not the right one.

[Lauren]

But you know what I love about you, though? You'll make crazy decisions. Not, like, too crazy. Like, she's not like, you know, she just does, you know, some things, maybe some people wouldn't, like, get their boobs on again in three years. But you stand by your decisions so firmly, and I love that, like, you don't waver. Because I'm a very indecisive person, and every decision I make, I texting you and Lauren, I'm like, do I do this? Do I order this top? Do I. Like, I'm so indecisive. And Halle's just like, yeah, I got a tattoo 2 on Tuesday. It's a huge red snake. And don't say about it.

[Liv]

I stand by the snake.

[Lauren]

I know. I love it, but, like, I love it because you love it. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you stand by your decisions, and that's on.

[Liv]

Period.

[Lauren]

And that's on.

[Liv]

God.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I mean, if I didn't stand by them, I would be in a lot of pain mentally, so I kind of have to just, like, die on the hill.

[Lauren]

Yeah, you do.

[Liv]

There's really nothing I can do about, like, my red snake. That's in my.

[Lauren]

Like, I like the red snake as an example. Yeah.

[Liv]

I don't even like snakes.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I'm actually terrified of snakes.

[Lauren]

Holly showed up to 01 last winter, and she's like. I'm like, what is on your. Your arm? She's like, oh, yeah. I went on Tuesday at, like, 2pm.

[Liv]

It'S always a dry Tuesday. I got my tits done Tuesday, too.

[Lauren]

That's so true.

[Liv]

Let's talk about our recovery a little bit.

[Lauren]

Well, let's talk about why we got our tits.

[Liv]

Okay. Why we got our tits done. You had that in the books for a while.

[Lauren]

I did. I got a lift last July. So, like, 10 months ago, I got a lift.

[Liv]

Yes.

[Lauren]

Which is all I wanted. I was, like, so scared of implants because I'm hypochondriac. As you may know, because I talk about it all the time. And I was like, I can't do implants. Let's just do a lift. And as the year went on, I was like, what the fuck are we doing?

[Liv]

Like, I like my bigger.

[Lauren]

Yeah. I was like, where did they go?

[Liv]

I kind of compare it to like when. Because I. When I got my Titan, I got a 295 high profile CCS, which is a conservative ish implant.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And I was like, I don't want them to look fake. When you think implants, you think they're just going to look fake up to your chin right off the bat. And no, it's almost like getting filler. And you know when they're swollen and the swelling goes down and then you're like, wait, I miss the swelling?

[Lauren]

Yeah. 100.

[Liv]

That's what I compare it to.

[Lauren]

That's what I was doing yesterday because all my swelling went away from last week. And I was like, are they too small? And my friends were like, babe, they're not too small.

[Liv]

I think I had body dysmorphia.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Because I still think. And they're like still swollen and pistol. I still think that they're not big enough. Remember we were taking pictures in Nantucket?

[Lauren]

Yeah. You did say that last week to me that you thought they weren't big enough. And I was dumbfounded.

[Liv]

That's a great word.

[Lauren]

I was like, huh? They look great. I like that size on you also. No.

[Liv]

Yeah, I can handle these.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But can your father?

[Lauren]

But can your dad?

[Liv]

You recovered properly? I mean, we were prescribed a lot of pain medication also.

[Lauren]

Holly went on Tuesday, I went on Friday, so I was supposed to go on Monday. So it's supposed to be me Monday, Holly, Tuesday. We went to different doctors, but like, I booked mine and then Hallie was like, well, I want to do mine anyway. Why don't we just do the same week? And I was like, please do this like, perfect. Because sister, then we.

[Liv]

Silicone.

[Lauren]

Yeah, sisters and silicone. Like it just works with our schedules.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

And I was supposed to go Monday and then I end up going Friday. So it went Tuesday, Friday, and then wine weekend the next week. Yep. So I knew I had to rest up and recover as much as possible because I also got another lift. So I have like these big incisions. They will go away with time but like I need to be a little more careful because they haven't fully closed yet. And I took the week to completely rest up. Green juice in the morning, protein all Day walking to get my swelling down. My mom stayed with me for a week, and Hal cannot relate to that.

[Liv]

I went to la.

[Lauren]

You're not supposed to fly for two weeks. Sally was like, getting on a plane. Well, I have a compression bra.

[Liv]

I don't see the difference between a compression bra and compression socks. I also did yoga.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like, I was in a plank position, like, four days post off. I could feel the internal bra scraping and stretching. That's literally not in the doctor's orders. Also, they said no bouncing for two weeks.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And let me just say, I was bouncing on that dick on wine weekend on N Ducket.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

You were like, I still had, like, the scar tape.

[Lauren]

Guys.

[Liv]

I as. I'm on top of this, man. I totally forgot about this. Like, I have scar tape on still.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like, to cover the stitches. So we floss on them.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Never forget.

[Liv]

And I was just, like, holding them. Like.

[Lauren]

Like babies.

[Liv]

No, Like a basket. And I was just like.

[Lauren]

I was doing that in the Uber yesterday because it was like we were on the cobblestones and I was like, oh, cobblestones. Yeah, same thing.

[Liv]

Yeah. Also, you're not really supposed to be drinking. You are like anesthesia, if anything takes you out more than a scalpel.

[Lauren]

No, that me up that you were.

[Liv]

Out for, like, 19 days.

[Lauren]

Yeah. My surgery was six hours because I, like, bleed a lot, so it was.

[Liv]

Okay bleeder.

[Lauren]

Okay bleeder. It was kind of an issue. So I was out for. I was supposed to be under for three and a half. I was under for six and a half.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Because of my bleeding. Shout out to Dr. Andrew Weinstein. You changed my life. And Halle and Lauren were, like, freaking out, texting my nurse. They were like, is live alive? Like, what is happening?

[Liv]

I've seen a lot of Grey's Anatomy. I just knew how some of these things end.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Poorly.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Everyone was really concerned.

[Liv]

But if I. Honestly, my health is so bad is all we. We all know if I can make it off the table.

[Lauren]

You gave me strength mentally.

[Liv]

Thank you.

[Lauren]

Yeah. I saw Halle, woke up from hers.

[Liv]

I was like, I'm fine.

[Lauren]

I'm good.

[Liv]

Some people do it awake and just do what Walkers. You know that Tits. Yeah.

[Lauren]

That's insane.

[Liv]

That's, like, really crazy. That reminds, like, I don't know.

[Lauren]

Wow. I would be traumatized. The.

[Liv]

I mean, this. We sound like doctors right now. No, we don't.

[Lauren]

Babe. No, we don't. I go. You go. We sound like doctors. Like, what does your doctor talk to you?

[Liv]

Like, she held my hand as I Like, went off to sleep.

[Lauren]

So did my nurse. I was like, come here. Seriously, guys.

[Liv]

I sound like you're on a gun.

[Lauren]

We go to, like, these people, private practices. And, like, we have to. You have to. It's not. You're not in a hospital, right. So you have to walk yourself to the operating table.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

It's very eerie and weird. They're like, are you ready to come to the table? You're like, yeah, sure. You walk in.

[Liv]

I will not come.

[Lauren]

You will not. Do not come. And we. We walk in. I walk in in my Johnny, and the table's, like, tiny. It's freezing in that room. There's scalpels, knives, suction thingies.

[Liv]

Like, it looks like Frankenstein.

[Lauren]

Fucking body bags in the closet. I'm sure, like, crazy. Okay.

[Liv]

Not the body bags.

[Lauren]

And it's just, like, sterile. It smells like hand sanitizer.

[Liv]

Like, thank God.

[Lauren]

It's not, of course, but it's not, like, a comforting place to be. And you lay down.

[Liv]

And if it smelled like chick fil A, I would be even more concerned.

[Lauren]

That would be ins.

[Liv]

Imagine not my compression bra just being out.

[Lauren]

It's a brawla. And then they. They put you under. And I started having a panic attack.

[Liv]

I thought they put you out. I put you down.

[Lauren]

No, it's under. And I was like, wait, down is.

[Liv]

Like, death an animal.

[Lauren]

Yes. Yeah. It's like euthanization. Euthanization of. But luckily, I'm friends with my nurse, Megan, and I was like, hold my hand. And as I was going under, like, falling asleep, I felt like I was dying. Like, I was like, wait, make sure my mom knows I love her. Like, they were like, what? You're just sleeping? Like, relax. I'm so dramatic.

[Liv]

Like, for no reason, I get scared. Like, just now, her message didn't deliver to her boyfriend, and her. Her boyfriend's on a plane right now coming here, and she thought the plane went down. That was her first thought. Do you think the plane went down? Do you think the copilot.

[Lauren]

And just to update everyone, he did answer me.

[Liv]

So let's talk about how your boyfriend's living with you this summer. Yeah, how's. How was that? Are you excited for that?

[Lauren]

I'm excited. I'm a little nervous.

[Liv]

I would hate that more than anything. Not even just saying that as a bitter single person, because I am in my vibrators keep me alive.

[Lauren]

But I'm a little nervous. Not.

[Liv]

I'm a little nervous how much closet space.

[Lauren]

That's what I'm nervous about. Because I'm crazy. About messes. Like, if there's a mess, I'll be like, literally, get fuck out.

[Liv]

Is he messy?

[Lauren]

No, he's very organized. But, like, just stuff. Like, there's so much stuff.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

He's a size 16 shoe. Halle. Like, it's going to take up my entire living room. Like, his shoe, like, it's. It's too much. But I'm excited because we're long distance, and I haven't seen him in two months, and, like, it's only three months, so then he goes back overseas. So it's a means to an end. It's not like we're living together forever. And I'm like. Like, it's a little trial run.

[Liv]

You get to know a person a lot when you're living with them. It's like, when was the last time you had a roommate?

[Lauren]

College.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But, like, you get to fudge them, so I guess it's nice.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And, like, I have nightmares every night that someone's breaking into my apartment and, like, killing me.

[Liv]

Oh.

[Lauren]

And I woke up this morning, I was like, you know what? Now I have, like, a bodyguard in my apartment.

[Liv]

That's, like, my biggest fear recently, actually. I'm so used to living alone, and I live in a very secure, secure building. Like, very secure.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But recently I realized that my door had just been unlocked for, like, three months.

[Lauren]

That's how I lived the first year in my building.

[Liv]

Margot just walked in. I was like, wait, how'd you get in here? And I was like, you're like, wait.

[Lauren]

When did you get here?

[Liv]

I'm like, wait, these doors are unlocked? I didn't know you had to, like, lock it after.

[Lauren]

Yeah. I also have fears that, like, my Uber eats drivers. Like, I. My Uber eats drivers probably think I am the weirdest person ever. I open the door, and I'm, like, half an inch. I'm like, you can just leave it out there. And then I shut it and lock it because I'm so scared someone's gonna lunge at me and, like, kill me.

[Liv]

Yeah. I don't. Where'd you grow up?

[Lauren]

I need to stop. Rhode Island.

[Liv]

Did you grow up in, like, a suburb?

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So I grew up, like, in.

[Lauren]

Why did I say Rhode Island? As if you don't know where I grew up.

[Liv]

No, I don't. Like, well, they don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I grew up, like, in the city of Boston, so I feel like I'm, like, less scared of, you know.

[Lauren]

Yeah, you're the city. You're. You've Grew up around it. I did not.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

I grew up like in the suburb of all suburbs in Rhode Island.

[Liv]

Yeah. And I feel like. Yeah, that makes a difference.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But maybe, like, I should be a little more. A little less naive. You should be a little less fearful.

[Lauren]

I need to be surrounded because no one's gonna, like, attack me. It's more so.

[Liv]

Like, that happens in New York.

[Lauren]

I know.

[Liv]

Like hate.

[Lauren]

It's.

[Liv]

Yeah, that shit just happened. That was crazy.

[Lauren]

That was so crazy. But I feel like we should lock our doors for like, our things. Okay. This is like a dumb ass conversation. Like, obviously I should lock my door, like point blank, period.

[Liv]

Let's go to the next subject. Let's talk about Nantucket and the boy I sucked off sideways.

[Lauren]

Ye.

[Liv]

And I had been in like a little of a mental drought. Oh, actually I wasn't in a mental drought. I was in a physical drought because I got cut open.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Scalp wait. Yeah, I forgot about that.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So I was just like in a little bit of a drought. Like, couldn't really use my vibiana. And you know, Nantucket, there's really hot guys.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Okay. And I remember I was on the ferry and I go, I'm gonna get laid this weekend. And when I put that into the universe, what happens?

[Lauren]

It comes back to you tenfold.

[Liv]

It comes back.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I also feel like I'm gonna have a slutty. All I'd want to do this summer is work and be a. Yeah, but like, not like a sex worker. That came out really wrong.

[Lauren]

No, just like be outside.

[Liv]

Productive and seductive.

[Lauren]

Productive.

[Liv]

And I want to have a productive and seductive summer.

[Lauren]

Title. Productive and seductive.

[Liv]

Productive and seductive summer. I want to be Sakiana on the weekends and working and hitting the books. In the streets. No, not the streets.

[Lauren]

No.

[Liv]

On the weekdays I want to be in here with a microphone in hand.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And getting my shit done.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

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[Lauren]

We're gonna have a great summer.

[Liv]

No, it's gonna be a great summer. And this Nantucket wine weekend, if you guys don't know. Basically it's a weekend where wine connoisseurs flock to the island of Nantucket.

[Lauren]

It's true.

[Liv]

And all the vinos are out. And there's a bunch of different like wine events and like wine tastings and pairings with the restaurants. I have a lot of like a lot of restaurant openings.

[Lauren]

Psalms as far as the eye can see.

[Liv]

Yeah. But like so much wine.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

It could take a horse out.

[Lauren]

Yeah. We did a like a family dinner at Holly's parents house one night and we, it was me, Holly Green, Jordan and her parents. We went through like I think six bottles of wine in two hours.

[Liv]

And wine gets so giggly drunk. But Also, wine makes me horny.

[Lauren]

Yeah, red wine. And it's tough when you're at your parents house and you're horny from drinking too much red wine.

[Liv]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is what I found out this weekend. I've learned this. 1. Wine makes me horny as. And that I can't be stopped when I'm drinking wine. Two, that if Liv and Lauren aren't physically by my side, bad things happen, but really good things happen to at the same time for them.

[Lauren]

Do you want me to tell them what happened when you came home?

[Liv]

The thing is I almost stayed in.

[Lauren]

I know.

[Liv]

I was so close to staying in the whole day. I was like, you know, just drink wine with my parents and like, let's call an early night. Yeah, let's be adults.

[Lauren]

We were, Me and Lauren were so excited when you said that. I was like, I kind of want to stay in tonight. We were like, yes.

[Liv]

But also I didn't like. I knew Graydon wanted to go out because he was on one.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And the thing I like about being a mature adult right now is like you guys didn't want to go out and we wanted to go out. There was no, like you have to go out right now. I hate when fudgeing people do that.

[Lauren]

Yeah, I do too.

[Liv]

Like the more and more of like age into my 20s, I'm like, if someone doesn't want to go out, it's fine. That don't fudgeing force them. You're weird for that.

[Lauren]

Yeah, I used to do that in college.

[Liv]

No, I.

[Lauren]

My roommates, I'd be like, what the fuck?

[Liv]

You're all boring. It's okay in college.

[Lauren]

Yeah, that's true.

[Liv]

It's fudgeing weird to do when you're pushing 30 fox. That's weird.

[Lauren]

Facts. So Holly and Graydon, so we had a really big. A boozy wine, heavy dinner. We had steak. We had a amazing meal with her parents. And then Lauren, Jordan and I were really tired and Hal and Brayden were on one. We go one way, they go the other. So I dropped you guys off at crew. You guys were in good spirits. You were like, let's have, let's have a drink. Literally, I heard you in the car say, let's like have a drink and just like have fun, then we'll go home.

[Liv]

So we got to crew. Crew was closed for a wine event, which we probably should have thought of.

[Lauren]

Oh.

[Liv]

And as we're getting there, we run into this group of people, the guy that owns the winery, and they had tickets to the event.

[Lauren]

Got it.

[Liv]

But they couldn't get us in. Oh, well, we didn't really try. If I really wanted to get in crew, I think I could get it 100. But we were with like a lot of people. So like, let's just go to like a dive bar and like, let's it up. So we went to Gaslight.

[Lauren]

Oh, fun.

[Liv]

And like the drinks are flowing at Gaslight. Gaslight is some lethal drinks that just taste so good.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like their watermelon smashy drinks. What's up?

[Lauren]

Nantucket in every single cocktail. Tasting like juice. And it gets you hammered.

[Liv]

No, like, literally I was blacked the out. I was probably on other substances too. I don't even know at that point.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But I was rock. I was, I was rocking. Wait, what's a good one? That's a good way to say it.

[Lauren]

I was hammered.

[Liv]

I was on one or two. That's what I will say.

[Lauren]

Okay.

[Liv]

And we're this group of people and the more I drink and I. There's this guy, and I know this guy.

[Lauren]

Like, is it the guy?

[Liv]

The guy? The guy.

[Lauren]

Blessed. Got it.

[Liv]

And the bar closed down. Nantucket laws are the same as Massachusetts laws. Bars close at like one or like midnight.

[Lauren]

So early.

[Liv]

So early. So there's a lot of post games on Nantucket.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And we're with this group and like the guy that we're with had a house like right off, like town.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So it was walking distance.

[Lauren]

Oh, that's nice.

[Liv]

And if I. If it's close enough. Walking distance where, like I can walk there. Cuz, you know, I hate walking. I'll Uber 500ft.

[Lauren]

I know, but I feel like you hate walking in New York.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Walking on Nantucket is fine.

[Liv]

I know.

[Lauren]

Walking in Nantucket is like cute.

[Liv]

It is cute. Cobblestones. But hard to like walk in heels on cobblestone. All right, we're losing the point.

[Lauren]

Sorry.

[Liv]

So we go to this post game and the more I'm like taking shots and like swigging from the handle of Tito's, the more attractive this guy is to me. And then I was like, green was like, do you want to go home? I was like, no, I'm gonna. This guy. I already decided.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

We're like making out in the kitchen. I try to suck him off in the kitchen. I literally try to pull down this guy's pants in the kitchen.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And people were like, what are you doing?

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So we go, let's go to the bathroom. So I go to the bathroom with this guy and we're, like, aggressively making out.

[Hallie]

Like.

[Liv]

Like, he's taking off his shirt.

[Lauren]

This man is also very hot.

[Liv]

This. He's very hot. Like, I don't know. Probably will never talk to him again.

[Lauren]

Right. Well, he asked for your number. He said, how do I contact you? And you said, you don't.

[Liv]

I go, you don't.

[Lauren]

You don't you. Holly's like, if the stars align, we'll meet again.

[Liv]

I go, if you can guess my number, it was meant to be.

[Lauren]

That's Holly's way of saying, why don't you Off.

[Liv]

No, I was being a boy when I left. I go, this is so fun, but I work in the morning.

[Lauren]

Yes.

[Liv]

Like, Saturday. Anyways, like, he gets fully naked in the bathroom. And I'm like, that gave me the heck.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

It reminded me of naked naked billionaire.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

It was, like, giving that vibe. I'm like, why are you butt. Ass naked?

[Lauren]

I'm like, wait, we're just kissing. Why are you fully naked? You look like a baby.

[Liv]

No, like, what are you.

[Lauren]

Like, why are you naked?

[Liv]

No, I'm like, why are you ass. Like, literally, clothes are off.

[Lauren]

Socks are off.

[Liv]

No, literally, he's, like, ready to, like, mount.

[Lauren]

Yeah, okay.

[Liv]

Like, there's a whole ass party going on, like, in the room next to us. Yeah.

[Lauren]

Like, you could have just slipped your.

[Liv]

Pants down and, like, I was, like, kind of icked out that he was so assuming that I would. Him.

[Lauren]

Yes. That is. That's a major.

[Liv]

I think.

[Lauren]

What do you think you are, babe?

[Liv]

I was like, wait, this isn't a Wendy's drive through, baby. Yeah, literally, we were in the bathroom of this cottage.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like, I felt like Mary had a little lamb in the cottage. Like, I was absurd. Like, I was about to find some, like, porridge in the. In the kitchen.

[Lauren]

Porridge.

[Liv]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lauren]

The walls were probably so. Like, everyone would have.

[Liv]

So thin.

[Lauren]

Yeah, Like. No, absolutely.

[Liv]

And I'm not quite.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

A moment of silence. Yeah. Anyways, but, like, Like, I was like, no, we're not doing this here. We have to go back to the post game. And also, like, I knew, like, everyone out there.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

It would have been, like, a bad look.

[Lauren]

So when did.

[Liv]

Or like an extremely great on brand look.

[Lauren]

So what happened after that? When did you guys.

[Liv]

So then we're, like, making out in the kitchen after that. I was like, put your clothes.

[Lauren]

Okay. So it went kitchen, bathroom, kitchen.

[Liv]

Yeah. Back to the kitchen.

[Lauren]

Got it.

[Liv]

But then it was, like, more harmless waking up in the kitchen.

[Lauren]

Yes.

[Liv]

And then people kept walking by, and then I was like, yeah, also like, in the. Like, it was funnier, like when I had an audience.

[Lauren]

Wait, so did you go home with him?

[Liv]

Like, no, we went upstairs.

[Lauren]

Oh, okay. I was wondering.

[Liv]

So it was his friend's post game.

[Lauren]

Got it.

[Liv]

Green. Just like Irish accident.

[Lauren]

Yes.

[Liv]

He green. We're like, sitting around like a little table like this. Green just like stands up his fucking seven foot ass, walks out the front.

[Lauren]

Door, doesn't even say bye.

[Liv]

He doesn't say bye to anyone, just walks out the front door. Like, where did he go?

[Lauren]

That's a true Irish exit. No, that's like Irish exiting from the bar is fine because everyone else is talking. When you're at a fucking campfire and you just get up and leave, that shit's crazy.

[Liv]

No, like, say goodbye. There wasn't even music playing. It was so funny with silence. And then green is going.

[Lauren]

Green goes goodbye.

[Liv]

So it was crazy.

[Lauren]

So the way that this night went for me. So me and Holly were sharing a room.

[Liv]

No, wait, I'm not done with the story.

[Lauren]

Oh, okay. Sorry.

[Liv]

So we go upstairs and it's like a twin bed.

[Lauren]

Oh.

[Liv]

But like smaller. It's almost like not even a twin bed.

[Lauren]

It's like a mini twin.

[Liv]

No. Yeah, almost like a. What are they called? What are babies put in?

[Lauren]

Wait, a crib.

[Liv]

It was the size of a crib. With like.

[Lauren]

I'm scared.

[Liv]

Yeah, it was giving crib vibes.

[Lauren]

Okay.

[Liv]

So he's trying to fucking melt me on the crib. I don't like that. My eye. I can't have sex in any other position besides on top. Or if, like, I'm on my back and, like, holding my chest.

[Lauren]

Yeah, yeah, missionary.

[Liv]

Missionary. But like, he can't have any of his body weight on me.

[Lauren]

He would need to be doing push ups.

[Liv]

He would literally have to be mounting me in a plank position.

[Lauren]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Liv]

That's what I think was, like, half of it. And then I was like, this is no fun for me.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

There's like, no friction down there.

[Lauren]

No, it's giving like starfish.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

No one likes starfish.

[Lauren]

No. No one likes a flounder.

[Liv]

Also, like, why did I. This guy, after I just got the ick for him thinking like, for me thinking, like, he wanted to me.

[Lauren]

Yeah. But it's easy to look back and say you had the ick, like, in the moment. Like, what if you're. If you're in that headspace? It's like, yeah, let's go.

[Liv]

And I would just remember, like, I all I could think about was my doctor as I'm, like, hooking up with this guy dead. And she was like, no bouncing for two weeks. As I'm, like, riding this guy, bouncing on his. And it just, like, wasn't good. I don't know if it's the anesthesia or, like, the me just being really drunk. I was like, I'm not gonna finish, so there's no point of me being here. Yeah.

[Lauren]

I mean, honestly, it's like, tough when you're wearing. You were wearing your bra, right?

[Liv]

No.

[Lauren]

Oh, you weren't.

[Liv]

I took the compression bra.

[Lauren]

Well, it's hard to feel sexy when you're in pain.

[Liv]

I wasn't in pain.

[Lauren]

Oh.

[Liv]

But I just, like, wasn't. I could, like, wasn't gonna finish.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And one thing about me is, like, there's no point in me being there if I'm not gonna have an orgasm.

[Lauren]

Yeah. I love that.

[Liv]

Like. Like, I'm not, like, letting a man finished.

[Lauren]

And you're not here to, like, surf this man.

[Liv]

Like, I'm not here. Like, this is not. This is charity work. Yeah, babe, it was charity work. It felt like. But, like, I'm not. Like, about. Like, we're both finishing it if I'm not gonna finish. You're not finishing either.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Did you guys just stop and.

[Liv]

No. Yeah, I just stopped and I was like, oh. Like, I pretend like it hurt.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Which is such, like.

[Lauren]

Yeah, I'm gonna. That's gonna be my go to. Let's stop.

[Liv]

Then I was like, wait, I should really get going.

[Lauren]

Allie's such a boy. She's like, I'm not sleeping here. Yeah.

[Liv]

I was like, I can't sleep here. My parents will be like, where the are you? Which is honestly real.

[Lauren]

You don't do sleepovers ever, do you?

[Liv]

I barely. I mean, that one guy I was hooking up with a while ago stayed at my apartment a few times, but that was like, honestly, out of the mere fact that I did not want to go back to his.

[Lauren]

You really blessed him. You gave him a place to stay. No, like, let's be real. That was like a hotel. Get. It was like a little getaway for him.

[Liv]

No, literally, it was like a Airbnb.

[Lauren]

Yeah. It was like a five star hotel for him. Let's be real for a second. No.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

And if he didn't dog my girl, I wouldn't have just went in on him like that. But just know.

[Liv]

Yeah, he didn't dog me.

[Lauren]

Well, anyway, so do you want me to tell my perspective of this night?

[Liv]

Well, I was pissed when I got home.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

So hallie comes home. 4am by the way. I'm sleeping, and I'm like, a light sleeper. I hear Holly, the way she walks.

[Liv]

You probably thought I was attacking you.

[Lauren]

No, I thought I was scared for half a second. Then I realized it was you. And then I actually stayed. She was so entertaining.

[Liv]

Wake up.

[Lauren]

Who just got home.

[Liv]

She was.

[Lauren]

She was so. Guys, it was 4:00am she was so entertaining that I literally propped myself up to watch her. Like, I didn't even want to go back to bed. She walks in, she's ripping her clothes off. And then I wake up because she made, like, a loud noise, I think, like, something slammed or something.

[Liv]

And you look.

[Lauren]

Oh, my God.

[Liv]

On, like, the door probably.

[Lauren]

And you look over at me and are just staring to see if I wake up. And I wake up and you go, sorry. And I was like, it's okay. Good morning. And you're like, I'm so pissed. I'm like, why?

[Liv]

Because I didn't come.

[Lauren]

She's like, I can't believe I just added a number on that, man.

[Liv]

I go, I can't believe I just wasted a body on that guy.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And she was just stomping around like mad.

[Liv]

I hate when I waste a body, though.

[Lauren]

But it was, like, funny.

[Liv]

Not to sound like slap, but, like, I lowkey. Am I slut?

[Lauren]

Oh.

[Liv]

And I will claim that.

[Lauren]

Okay. Claim it, girl.

[Liv]

I don't have, like, a small body count. I mean, it's not, like, crazy.

[Lauren]

No, you told me it, and I don't think it's that.

[Liv]

No, it's really. Could be scarier.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

People probably think it's a lot scarier than it is.

[Lauren]

It's not bad.

[Liv]

Like, I'm not Bonnie Blue. Like, you know you're up on this.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Again. No, your body count isn't crazy. Also, even if it was, like, it's okay.

[Liv]

No, even it was. I don't care. Like, there's. I literally don't care. What's that? It builds character.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Every experience I've had with a guy has taught me something.

[Lauren]

Yeah, it was.

[Liv]

Or a position.

[Lauren]

It was on your path.

[Liv]

It was on my path to greatness.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Stomping around, slamming, trying to get dressed. I literally laid out her pajamas and compression bra for her and made her bed because I knew she was gonna come home a little, you know, crunk. And I needed her to put her compression bra back on because she would go out, take it off. Like, we're supposed to wear these bras I'm wearing mine right now for a few.

[Liv]

Mine right now, too.

[Lauren]

Yeah. We're supposed to wear them for a few weeks, but, like, when we go out, it's tough with some of our clothes.

[Liv]

You know, it's warm out.

[Lauren]

We want our tits out. Whatever. So I laid it out for her. She gets home, she's like, where's my bra? I'm like, it's on your bed. She's like, oh, she finally gets in bed, and she's just like that guy. Like, whatever, whatever. And in the morning, she was like, he was kind of sweet. No, it was just really funny. You kind of had to be there. I wish you all could see see h in that state, because it's so funny. I was pissing my pants, like, mid sleep. Well, I wasn't even pissed that she woke me up mid rem. That's how funny she was being. Stomping around like a little elf on the shelf. Like your tiny little legs. You're like. Like it so funny.

[Liv]

I just, like, in that moment, had so much instant regret. Yeah, because I didn't finish. I was pissed.

[Lauren]

Yeah. It's okay. And then you woke up at what's the point?

[Liv]

Like, literally, what's the point? I don't understand.

[Lauren]

It's okay. As you said, it builds character. But anyways, it's another contact. He owned your Rolodex.

[Liv]

He owned a winery.

[Lauren]

That's what I'm saying.

[Liv]

So it is only fitting that I fucked a guy with, like, a winery online weekend.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And if that wine.

[Liv]

It fell on theme.

[Lauren]

If that wine company gets a budget, you know who to hit up.

[Liv]

Yeah. Anyways, what else do you want to talk about today? Let's talk about. Oh, our friends getting engaged.

[Hallie]

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[Lauren]

Lauren's getting engaged.

[Liv]

So our best friend Lauren is getting engaged. And by the time this episode comes out, she will know.

[Lauren]

She will have.

[Liv]

Obviously she's going to be like, yeah.

[Lauren]

She's going to be like, motherfucker.

[Liv]

Yeah. This is going to be her this summer and this is going to be us this summer.

[Lauren]

Yeah, that's her thing. It's going to be great.

[Liv]

That's her thing is her rock.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And our thing is our rocks.

[Lauren]

Our rocks.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Together we have five rocks.

[Liv]

She has, like, a lot of rocks on her finger, though.

[Lauren]

Yeah, she does.

[Liv]

A beautiful ring. And our best friend, like, they're dating. Like, they're both our best friends.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

So he's like coordinating the engagement with us. When I tell you this, man, I hope is this is the only time he ever does this in his life because he's the worst planner.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

The worst executor of the engagement I've ever seen, like, in my entire life. I'm like, I think he's pranking us. I'm like, I'm like, where are the cameras? Because this is not real.

[Lauren]

Okay. Yeah. It's. It's insane.

[Liv]

We're in a group.

[Lauren]

Does have, he does have, like, a beautiful brunch planned with the families the next days. Like he planned, he planned the events out well.

[Liv]

But the way very basic things.

[Lauren]

But the way that he's trying. You're giving him too much credit. The way I feel bad because we're about to.

[Liv]

He'll forgive me.

[Lauren]

Love you, Jordan. The way that he is trying to, he's like, okay, this is what I'll say to get her.

[Liv]

Because he wants her to do it.

[Lauren]

On the roof of their apartment. It's beautiful. Like, they always go up there. It's like a special place to them. So he wants to do it up there. And he's like, okay, this is how I'm gonna lure her up. I'll say, air Force.

[Liv]

How should I get her on the roof?

[Lauren]

The things he said. He's like, oh, there's an alien invasion. We need to go look at it. Air Force One is flying by.

[Liv]

Should I just tell her, like, Air Force One is flying overhead? I'm like, what are you, like, are you like an NYC ride or something? Like, what do they talk about on their free time?

[Lauren]

Ask her to go upstairs.

[Liv]

Yeah. No, but like, he should have a reason. But like, there's better reasons than being like, oh, if you look to your.

[Lauren]

Left, there is the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Liv]

Like, out of the blue. He's like a fucking NYC tour guide.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

He's like, into your right, there's a Statue of Liberty.

[Lauren]

And at 12 o' clock we have the Empire State Building. Like, babe, I'm like, wait, Lauren's gonna be like, what?

[Liv]

Also, it's gonna be raining.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And I. I told him because a month ago, he was like, I'm gonna do it on this day on the roof. And Holly goes, what if it rains? He goes, haha, good point. But it won't though. We were like, what?

[Liv]

What if it's literally radiologist.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And I'm like, she's gonna be pissed. He also wanted to have the engagement party when I was busy. I'm her best friend. She would have been pissed and said no and revoked it. Yeah, she would have been like, what the is wrong with you? Yeah, like, I have to go to a wedding this weekend. Like, in like, not like, what.

[Lauren]

I don't think he knew.

[Liv]

Like, I told him our schedules don't align.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And then he changed it. Yeah, obviously.

[Liv]

I mean, it's just crazy, but like, so happy for her.

[Lauren]

They've been so happy for them.

[Liv]

Yeah, they're gonna be. You know, they've been dating for so.

[Lauren]

Long, so long and so long, and Lauren's just waiting.

[Liv]

It's like a bad weekend to be single, Halle. I mean, I'm going to a wedding and then my best friend's getting engaged, and then your boyfriend's flying in to you for the summer.

[Lauren]

But you can, like, here I am.

[Liv]

Masturbating in the corner.

[Lauren]

No, no, honestly.

[Liv]

Honestly? Yeah.

[Lauren]

Honestly? Yeah.

[Liv]

Honestly. Yeah.

[Lauren]

On Nantucket, it was so funny. Lauren's like, obviously Lauren doesn't know when Lauren knows it's soon. Cuz Lauren's like on like on his ass and just like on top of everything always. We were on Nantucket last week, obviously, and Jordan one morning really wanted to go like dip in the Ocean at like 8am before anyone woke up. It was like quiet, beautiful Saturday morning. And Lauren's like, it's gonna happen. So they go to the beach. She's told me once I got back that she was patting him down like a TSA agent and being like, where's the ring? This would have been perfect. And he's like, what?

[Liv]

Like, she has, I will say this, love her to death, but I don't know if she's like letting him, like letting him make it a special moment for him too. Because yes, the engagement is like, she's not. She's receiving a ring, but it's special for him too. And he should be able to do it on his timeline and like how he wants to do it. Do I think that he should have done it on the beach where it was a private moment on Nantucket. That's also a very special place for them too. And we would have all been together afterwards anyways and we could have celebrated with a bunch of wine at brunch. At brunch. Do I think that would have probably been the most perfect place ever to do it? Yes.

[Lauren]

You know, when you put it that way.

[Liv]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He maybe dropped the ball on that one.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But he wants to do it on the roof of their apartment complex.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Stop, stop. No, like it's. I think it is special to them, but like, well, this weekend I don't go up there much.

[Lauren]

This weekend Holly and I were like, lauren, let him just stop. Because she's trying to guess what day it is. We're like, lauren, stop. And she said the reason that she's so. Needs to know. Needs to know is because she like hates surprises. And then your mom made a great comment to her and she was like, Lauren. She like literally whipped around. She was like, lauren, babe, listen to me. This is one of the greatest and few surprises of your entire lifetime.

[Liv]

She's so wise.

[Lauren]

Yeah, I know. She was like, just let him go. Like, let him do it. Let him do it. You're going to be so happy you did. You don't want to micromanage this. And Lauren was like, honestly, great perspective. And I feel like since your mom said that, Lauren's been just, like, you know what? My hands are off the wheel.

[Liv]

I really, like, want my mom on my podcast. You have to, because she is, like, so wise and profound and just, like, sweet. There's nothing she has ever said that hasn't been, like, true about relationships, anything. Friendships, and just, like, life in general.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I remember just, like, having, like, bitching and moaning about so many things, like, when I was growing up and, like, in college and, like, about my future.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And she's just always, like, a calming force, like, things are going to work out.

[Lauren]

You should have her on.

[Liv]

I know.

[Lauren]

Be great.

[Liv]

She would be great.

[Lauren]

She's great. I love.

[Liv]

She's like my, like, Mel Robbins.

[Lauren]

Yeah. She really is.

[Liv]

She really is my Mel Robin wise. She's so wise.

[Lauren]

She's just, like, such a comforting, like, mother figure. Obviously, she's a mom.

[Liv]

If my. If my dad didn't have my mother in his life, he would be, like, the Tasmanian, like, devil.

[Lauren]

Yeah. She. She's his rock.

[Liv]

Yeah. He would be a force to be reckoned with, and he would honestly be insufferable.

[Lauren]

He still is a force to be.

[Liv]

Reckoned with, but he would be so much more.

[Lauren]

But she also keeps him, like, grounded, but still lets him, like, be his crazy self, which I love. Like, he'll say the craziest shit. Funny as shit. And your mom's just like, okay.

[Liv]

They do have the most beautiful marriage.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

They honestly set the standards extremely high for me.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And it's one of the reasons why I look at relationships with such much patience, because I'm like, I'm not putting up with any. If this is the example that's been set for me my whole entire life. Like, they have such a beautiful thing. Like, do you see how the way they act at brunch or dinner the first night?

[Lauren]

My parents aren't very affectionate. Or if they are, it's, like, never been in front of me and my brother and, like, love my parents to death. But, like, that is something I do wish I had a little more of in my life. Was, like, seeing my parents be affectionate. And your parents do that. They're not, like, PDA disgusting, but, like, they're. They snuggle, like. Yeah, honestly, some they, like, snuggle at dinner and they, like, kiss and they hug and, like, I think it's. It's.

[Liv]

Do you hear what my dad says? He's like, I'm gonna toss your mom around like a tornado victim later.

[Lauren]

He does. He does.

[Liv]

She's like, what?

[Lauren]

Or he'll just like, randomly grab her tits and be like, these are mine. And we're like, honestly.

[Liv]

He's like, they're mine. She's just wearing them. I bought them. Yeah.

[Lauren]

Honestly. Goals. But I feel like they're a good team. They're such a team whenever. Because you. You.

[Liv]

They do everything.

[Lauren]

You have a lot of siblings. You guys all have very big personalities. And whenever there's. Whenever there's chaos in the house that I've never seen. Your parents go against each other. It's always them too. At least from what I've seen. Like, they're a team and they, like, tackle things together, which I love to see.

[Liv]

The thing is, maybe it seems like that, but my mom has always taken on, like, every single one. One of our battles.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

My dad just kind of like, I don't know.

[Lauren]

Let's It. Yeah.

[Liv]

He's like, I don't. That's your. I don't know what you're.

[Lauren]

That's your stick.

[Liv]

That's your shtick. This is my shtick? Yeah, that's your shtick. Like, she'll be like, chucky, like, we should have this conversation together with them. Like.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And she's like, no, it's on you.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Your dad is very. He's not much of like a hand holder.

[Liv]

No.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

To him. He's like, you're so much better at those conversations with them. Like the emotional stuff.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Which she is. Like, he's self aware. Yeah.

[Lauren]

He's like, you do it. You're better at it.

[Liv]

I know, but I think it's. Are you better at it or is like, this is harder for me.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

You know?

[Lauren]

Yeah, that's a really good point.

[Liv]

But they are funny together. And also, like, that's the reason I won't settle is because those are perfect.

[Lauren]

Those no parents are perfect.

[Liv]

No, they're. This is their first time living too.

[Lauren]

I know that.

[Liv]

Like, I always say that.

[Lauren]

It makes me sad.

[Liv]

Why?

[Lauren]

Because whenever I just think back to like high school and college and I was so mean to my parents because I was just. Just like a little.

[Liv]

We're gonna have that too.

[Lauren]

I don't feel bad, but now I feel bad. I'm like, I. True. I'm so. Well now. Cuz I was so awful in college. I was like, you.

[Liv]

Like, I wasn't like, I was so scared of my mom.

[Lauren]

I wasn't scared of my.

[Liv]

I wasn't scared of my dad.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like, if you never. Like, no one ever raised their voice to my mom ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever. She, like, scares the out of me.

[Lauren]

She's the queen of the house.

[Liv]

Yeah, she is the matriarch.

[Lauren]

Yeah, she is.

[Liv]

My dad doesn't even raise her voice. His voice too.

[Lauren]

Honestly, I can kind of relate to that. I, I, I'm more scared of my mom than my dad, but I feel like we're like daddy's girls. Like, we're like, close with our dads, you know?

[Liv]

Yeah. Well, my dad's youngest daughter. Yeah, my dad hated to see a daughter coming. That was me.

[Lauren]

Your dad hates to see you coming?

[Liv]

My dad follows me on Tick Tock. No, your dad loves my dad, follows me on Tick Tock. Think about that.

[Lauren]

I feel like your dad's favorite things about you are your absurdities.

[Liv]

Yeah, he's like, that's my girl. But I don't want to hear about.

[Lauren]

The blah, blah, blah. Yeah, he's like, ah, we can stop the conversation right here.

[Liv]

Like, I begged them, I begged them not to watch my Call Her Daddy episode.

[Lauren]

Did they watch it?

[Liv]

I don't think so, but my grandmother did.

[Lauren]

I remember that.

[Liv]

And she didn't know how to pause it.

[Lauren]

Sammy was telling us about that.

[Liv]

Yeah. And she was on the phone with like, Like, I was in the room and like, she, like, didn't know how to turn her ipod, like, iPad off and like, press pause. And I was like, danny me in the ass. And like, it was like a human centipede situation. And she didn't know how to press pause.

[Lauren]

Oh, my God. She was traumatized.

[Hallie]

She was.

[Liv]

Honestly, I'm shocked it didn't put her in a comatose.

[Lauren]

Yeah, it might have.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

It's still my, it's still my. Yeah.

[Liv]

She still hasn't looked me in the eye since that day.

[Lauren]

That's insane.

[Liv]

I felt bad, but someone's gotta say it.

[Lauren]

Someone's gotta.

[Liv]

I'm not like the first person ever that's ever had sex.

[Lauren]

Sex.

[Liv]

That's the crazy part. No, but you're one of the first.

[Lauren]

People who talks the way you do, which I think is why people love you so much.

[Liv]

I'm like, this is, I didn't like, like, I'm not like the founder of sex. I just talk about it and I.

[Lauren]

Think, Founder of sex. Yeah. Sex. Sex R Us.

[Liv]

Sex. Sex R Us.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Someone this weekend, I forgot who, said to me, like, oh, where'd you get those new things? Tits are usually us. I think it might have been your dad. I think it was. He was like, you guys both went to Tits R Us? We were like, Yeah.

[Liv]

I didn't tell my parents I had gotten that surgery. And then. Yeah, and then I was like, mom, I. Yeah.

[Lauren]

Oh, and then at the dinner table. Yeah, your dad found out when we were having family dinner.

[Liv]

Wait, I thought she already got those.

[Lauren]

You were like, I got the same thing last week. He was like, oh.

[Liv]

He was like, great. Okay. Like, at this point, okay, I saw someone posted a tick tock the other day and it was like, about me or something. And then the comments were like, don't idolize this girl. Like, she talks about getting ran through and her parents let her get her tits done. I'm like, I'm almost 30.

[Lauren]

Yeah, babe.

[Liv]

Babe, I'm almost 30 years old.

[Lauren]

That's insane.

[Liv]

Her parents let her get her boobs done.

[Lauren]

Her parents stay out. Her parents let her stay out late at night. Yeah, like, babe, we're pushing 30.

[Liv]

We're pushing 30. I can do whatever the I wantiana.

[Lauren]

Yeah, okay.

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[Lauren]

Should we do questions?

[Liv]

Yeah, let's do questions.

[Lauren]

Okay. I'm, like, covering my pants. I just want everyone to know these. These jeans give me, like, a bulge.

[Liv]

You're just happy to be here.

[Lauren]

Look, honestly, I've been wanting to suck.

[Liv]

It this whole time.

[Lauren]

Oh, my God. That's crazy.

[Liv]

I was kidding, bro.

[Lauren]

I'm scared. Sorry. Yeah, I don't know what to do with this.

[Liv]

All right, we're gonna answer some questions that you guys wrote into Extra Dirty. This is honestly my favorite part of the show. What's your ideal situationship?

[Lauren]

My ideal situationship is a relationship.

[Liv]

That's honestly valid.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

My honest.

[Lauren]

I don't want a situation.

[Liv]

I kind of do want one that works. They just don't work. I don't think situations work because it's never like. Like. Like someone's gonna. It's always a situation for someone.

[Lauren]

There's no black and white. Like, when you're in a relationship, there's a label that comes with, like, okay, now we, like, really hold yourself to, like, respecting each other. Don't, like, there's certain boundaries you cannot cross because you're in a relationship. Situationship. There's no boundaries.

[Liv]

The thing is, like, I'm busy. I'm traveling so much right now. An ideal situationship for me would be just, literally that someone that's available for sex.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And that's what I try to, like, make happen. And then I get caught up. Or, like, they think I like them too much or they stop having sex.

[Lauren]

Which is so crazy to me.

[Liv]

I'm like, I have no one in New York right now that I can just hit up for just casual sex.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Because they're all weird.

[Liv]

They're all weird.

[Lauren]

It all starts off well. And then they're like, listen, this is getting too much. It's like, maybe it's getting too much for you, babe. Like, no one over here wants to date you. And, like, like, literally no one said they wanted to date you, babe.

[Liv]

The D word never left my mouth.

[Lauren]

No, the, like, word never even left your mouth ever. Like, you. Like, seriously. These men are actually. They act like women.

[Liv]

And, like, I give great head.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I look at it as, like, a loss for that.

[Lauren]

It is a loss, and I hope they're mourning me you're an asset.

[Liv]

No, I'm an asset with no ass.

[Lauren]

Women are the asset. Men are not.

[Liv]

Yeah. Okay. My ideal situationship, though, would just be basically someone I can hit up when I'm in town for casual sex.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And that, like, doesn't annoy me. Like, don't annoy me. And, like, don't have conversation with me after. No pillow talk.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Honestly, I don't even. I don't even want to say, see their head hit the pillow.

[Lauren]

Oh, I'm out later.

[Liv]

Later.

[Lauren]

So you don't. You wouldn't even want to have sleepovers?

[Liv]

No. Not even in any position.

[Lauren]

You wouldn't even want to go on, like, a fun dinner date?

[Liv]

What? Have I gone on a date ever?

[Lauren]

Well, people ask you on dates. You just don't want to go.

[Liv]

I don't want to go. I do not come.

[Lauren]

She will not come.

[Liv]

Like, remember that billionaire daddy? I went on a date with him.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Where did you guys go? Where did they take you?

[Liv]

I have no, like, I have nothing. Again, like, I find him super attractive.

[Lauren]

Yes.

[Liv]

I had with so much fun the date. We were making out the whole time. I had the best time. The thing is, I'm just, like, mentally not. Like, he's older and probably in a place where he'd probably be more keen to, like, go on more dates.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

And also I've found that this podcast in what I do for a living has a major impact on who I sleep with and who I go on dates with.

[Lauren]

Oh. Yeah.

[Liv]

It truly is not for the week.

[Lauren]

There has been a shift because.

[Liv]

Yeah. No. 100%. Like, it's not for a weak man.

[Lauren]

It's not sleep.

[Liv]

And I tend to sleep with weak men.

[Lauren]

You tend to sleep with men who have, like, self esteem issues.

[Liv]

Yeah. That don't want to be talked about. Which I respect.

[Lauren]

Yeah. But if someone asks you not to talk about them, you don't.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

You actually don't.

[Liv]

You respect it until they cross me.

[Lauren]

Until they. Yeah, until they're, like, weird and then you're out of the picture and it's, you know.

[Liv]

Yeah. Then I don't really care.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

But if someone asked me not to talk about them and to respect that boundary, I make it a point not to. Because I'm not out here trying to ruin people's lives.

[Lauren]

Absolutely not.

[Liv]

And give people anxiety and be a. Yeah. Like, there's plenty. Trust me. There's plenty of people that I've slept with that I've never mentioned.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

On this show.

[Lauren]

And you want to know why? Because they politely asked not to. And she said, of course.

[Liv]

Didn't send me a weird task, like. And then they didn't cross me.

[Lauren]

Yeah, yeah.

[Liv]

Once I'm crossed, you will be brought up.

[Lauren]

So I think that. Yeah, seriously, I think the billionaire was not good for you. Because last time we saw him, he was like, hey, I just, like, I haven't eaten or drank any sugar in two months. I'm, like, not drinking. I'm sober. I'm like, okay, you're, like, on a weird path. You need to move to la, babe.

[Liv]

He also didn't. He doesn't like what I do. I know that for a fact.

[Lauren]

Got it.

[Liv]

Yeah. Which is fine. I'm not for everyone, but, like, I want to end up with someone that's, like, okay with what I do here.

[Lauren]

No, you need someone who, like, champions you. Like, get it? Like, you see how Matt is with Alex? Like, he loves.

[Liv]

Yeah, he's like.

[Lauren]

He's like.

[Liv]

And he's, like, industry adjacent.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I need someone that's kind of like, industry. You do, like, isn't, like, in front of the camera heading the fucking renegade.

[Lauren]

Being, like, you need someone who's not sitting on their phone watching all your clips all day. Like, you need someone who's busy and knows that this is work and, like, it's not that serious.

[Liv]

Yeah, I don't need anyone with, like, a link in bio.

[Lauren]

No. No. Thank you. Next. Next.

[Liv]

How do you know when to let a man go? That's deep.

[Lauren]

That's deep.

[Liv]

Honestly, if he's just not treating you the way that you think that you deserve to be treated. Which takes a while for people to get there, because I feel like people give. I feel like women give men the benefit of the doubt until, like, they're blue in the face if they really like someone.

[Lauren]

Yeah, it's tough. It is.

[Liv]

We've all been guilty of that.

[Lauren]

It's so tough. I feel like it's a little easier when you're in, like, a situation versus when you're, like, fully immersed in a relationship. That's really tough. But I think the second a man has me questioning myself and. Or, like, comparing myself to other people or just if I'm unsure of my man's intentions, you're not my man, and I don't want anything to do with you. Got to go.

[Liv]

Some people aren't ready for, you know, intentional men.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Which is so true.

[Liv]

Which is, like, a sign of, like, maybe you're not ready for a serious relationship.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I just saw a clip. I think it was on Jake Shane's podcast where it was like, you always want the guy that like you have to like chase after. You always want the guy that doesn't give you attention. But like, God forbid a guy does give you attention or God forbid a guy doesn't make you chase, like, then what? Yeah, it's always a person that like isn't giving you what you want in that moment.

[Lauren]

And I feel like, like when you're in that headspace, as you said, you're not ready for an actual relationship. So it's just not gonna work.

[Liv]

Which is kind of where I feel like I'm at. Because there has been guys that are like intentional ask me out, you know, like kind of like check all the green flag boxes. But like, I don't think I'm ready for green flags.

[Lauren]

But then it begs the question then when are you ready? How do you get ready? And I think the answer to that is the right man comes into your life.

[Liv]

I think for me, I'm not, you know, fully secure with myself yet. And until like I'm in a headspace mentally, physically, where I'm like completely feel whole and healthy and like, you know, positive minded in that where like I wouldn't even feel like even if I was with a healthy guy or like a fully green flag guy, if you're not like good yourself, you're gonna still be like, like gaslighting and like creating situations totally. And maybe not trusting them just because you're feeling insecurity yourself.

[Lauren]

I agree with that to an extent. Because they're like, you can disagree with me, babe. Like you can work on those things with the right person. Like the right person is going to make you feel like it's okay that you're crazy. Let's work on it. Yeah, like, why are you insecure about that? I'm not going to do that to you. You can trust me. Let's work on it. Not all men are like there for that, you know. So what you said is true. You need to be good with yourself, but you can still have things that bother you or things you're not great at or whatever. And like the right person you can work on those things with together.

[Liv]

I also think synergy that a lot of these people that read in these questions, to my knowledge, or I would guess they're probably early 20s, you know, young girls, college girls, girls right out of college. You guys are so young, like it's okay to be single and just like totally, you know, live a little. And the guys you're probably Hooking up with questioning. Those guys are so young too.

[Lauren]

Probably they haven't even started.

[Liv]

They haven't even started.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Emotionally maturing yet at all. Like men. Like a 23 year old guy shoot me in the head with a gun.

[Lauren]

Yeah. He's basically 19, baby. Mentally.

[Liv]

Hey, me, yeah, he's mentally seven years younger than you. Always remember that a man is always mentally seven years younger. So if I'm like hooking up with a 27 year old guy, he's 21. Mentally what math was. Yeah, he's 23, he's 22.

[Lauren]

What am I?

[Liv]

Okay, so that's why I always, I'm like, I always am like age gap is good between nine and 11 years because then they're on your same wavelength length. And also career wise.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

They're, they've got it figured out. Men should be in, men should be hitting the books.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

At the age of 23. Not. Honestly, no offense. Not focused on.

[Lauren]

Not in the streets.

[Liv]

Becky.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Or Susan. Is there an expiration date on a friend's ex? The day they break up? Babe. Wait, wait, wait.

[Lauren]

No, I think they mean can you. When can they go after the friend's exact ex? Oh, never, babe. The day that they drop dead is the expiration date. You cannot go after your friend's ex.

[Liv]

And even when they drop dead, do not go to his funeral.

[Lauren]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

There are billions of people in this world. Your friend's ex is not your man.

[Liv]

There is so much fucking dick in this world.

[Lauren]

Please.

[Liv]

There's literally dick falling out of my ears.

[Lauren]

Girlfriends, real girl friendships are so rare. Do not not cross that line.

[Liv]

How do you guys not get attached to guys?

[Lauren]

Well, we do this.

[Liv]

The thing is like, I don't get attached emotionally. I get diplomatized where I get mesmerized by good ass.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

Like even talking about it, I'm like going into like a that's over even hole. I'm like, you're like, you know, like flashbacks. I'm having flashbacks.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

How do I not get attached to guys? Like there's, there's guys I've slept with that I'm just like, bye, bye. Like I did that like two days ago.

[Lauren]

I get attached, not even emotionally, to men. I just start making up scenarios in my head and I'm like, I want that and he can give me that. Even though he like probably couldn't like men in the past. I, I, you know, me, I ruminate. I like make up scenarios.

[Liv]

I try to find the ick.

[Lauren]

I'M not a good person is everyone's.

[Liv]

Like, try to find the good in everyone. Try to find the ick in everyone.

[Lauren]

Try to find the ick.

[Liv]

Try to find the ick in everyone. Okay, that, like, way you can always, like, ration. Also, don't put all your eggs in one basket. You should be having a roster. It is a roster. Summer, I feel like if this goes.

[Lauren]

Hand in hand with what we said before, like, if you're good with yourself, you're not going to get emotionally attached to someone who's not good for you.

[Liv]

Okay, that's a PC answer. I would just say more guys. And, like, that's how I don't get attached. Attached to one singular, one period. And that's on being a red flag. And that's on being a green flag. All right, let's do. What's the biggest ick you've ever had? Now that we're talking about icks and dicks.

[Lauren]

Okay, I hate the word ick because, like, we're pushing 30, but I did have an ick. Really?

[Liv]

I love the word ick.

[Lauren]

Okay. I was hooking up with this guy, okay? So cute. This was, like, years ago.

[Liv]

Was he hot? Did he have a big dick?

[Lauren]

He was hot. He didn't have.

[Liv]

What do you smell like?

[Lauren]

He smelled like rich period Jewish man.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

Yeah. Living in New York on, like, Green street in soho. That's what he smelled like.

[Liv]

Oh, my God, I just got wet.

[Lauren]

Yeah, continue. So, whatever. We have a sleepover. I'm leaving in the morning. And he's like, let's go, like, grab bagels and a coffee. I'm like, cool, let's go. In my album from the night before, like, literally disgusting. Over my dead body would I do that now in Soho. Like, it was insane.

[Liv]

That's crazy.

[Lauren]

And we're. We're walking there, and on the way there, I happen to glance down at the man's feet. Keep in mind, this man was perfect in every other way. I looked down at his feet, and he's wearing Alexander McQueen sneakers, and he's walking like a duck. And I legitimately never spoke to him again.

[Liv]

Because of his sneakers?

[Lauren]

No, they were disappointed. Disgusting. They were, like, frat house. Like, it. It was so crazy. And he was walking, like, now I'm, like, shaming him for how he walked. But it was one of those weird things I just, like, couldn't look past. I was, like, disgusted. His feet, like, they. His shoes were, like, ripping apart at the seams. Like, he looked like it was disgusting. And I said, yeah. No, you look like a recent college graduate. And I. I get the.

[Liv]

A guy like, like, asks to go down on me, I'm like, why are you asking? Like, what is this, a Wendy's?

[Lauren]

Yeah, just do it. Just do it.

[Liv]

No, I don't, like, have, like, many everything.

[Lauren]

You made me feel Invalid for Alexander McQueen sneakers being an ick. And I just want to say that's not Invalid. Like, Alexander McQueen sneakers are crazy. Can we do one more question?

[Liv]

Yeah, let's do one more question.

[Lauren]

I wish we could show our tits.

[Liv]

They want us to tell a story of how we became friends.

[Lauren]

Okay.

[Liv]

This is a beautiful, loving story. And sometimes, you know, especially in your 20s, I feel like it's hard to find real or true new friendships. And I just, like, keep my circle super close. Like. Yeah, everyone knows that about me.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

I have only two or three best friends. Everyone else is at arms. Like, pretty much.

[Lauren]

Yeah, same.

[Liv]

And I don't really talk to anyone else.

[Lauren]

Yeah. When we met, I wasn't expecting us to become best friends.

[Liv]

Yeah, we met at Zero Bond.

[Lauren]

We did.

[Liv]

No, we met at. We solidified our juices at Zero Bond.

[Lauren]

Yes. We solidified the juices at zero, but we met at Cathedral, and we were just, like, chatting for a minute. That was it.

[Liv]

And we have the same sense of humor.

[Lauren]

Yeah, we do. And we realized that very quickly. We, like, like, talk that we have the same. Like, we just. Our humor just flows. But when I met H, like, I was under the impression, like, I always thought you were hilarious, but I was under the impression that you were like, maybe everyone thinks that. And you weren't. You were, like, so nice and so warm and like, hey, like, come sit here. Like, let's talk. Like, let's hang out. And so that was our first time meeting, and then we met up at Zero Bond. You were there with Lauren. That was the night I reached for her mole. And. And we just, like, chatted for a little bit. And it wasn't until after that we hung out again that we were. I think we just went to dinner or something. Or Zero Bond.

[Liv]

We just lost it.

[Lauren]

Oh, yeah. We went to Blue Ribbon.

[Liv]

Yeah. And then we started, like, being like this.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And we're like. Yeah. We just clicked.

[Liv]

Like, click.

[Lauren]

Like, you know the girls in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when they're like, let's be friends. Best friends. That was like.

[Liv]

I'm like, did we just become best friends?

[Lauren]

Yeah, you legit said that. You were like, are we best friends? I was like, I think we're best friends.

[Liv]

No, Like Lauren was getting super jealous because at this point in time like I really only had Lauren.

[Lauren]

Yeah. I didn't have, I had Emily. Like I, I like, I don't have a lot of friends.

[Liv]

Yeah. Well I consider like, you know, like Emma, Maggie, Paige. Like those are all really live here. Yeah, they don't live here but like in New York.

[Lauren]

In New York.

[Liv]

I mean like then we just like became like a little trio.

[Lauren]

Yeah, we did at first.

[Liv]

Didn't like me at first. Lauren was like, who is this new. Yeah, Lauren was like, I don't know, she's very untrusting. Anyone that like enters, enters the group.

[Lauren]

Yeah. And I had, and the group was.

[Liv]

Just me and her.

[Lauren]

I had to win over her trust.

[Liv]

Yeah.

[Lauren]

But we became friends very fast and it wasn't. I feel like I've had that before in the city though where I meet a girl and we become really close and then like a month later it kind of fizzles out. Do you know what I mean?

[Liv]

It's like me all the time.

[Lauren]

Yeah, we like hang out, we become really close and then literally a month or two later it's like you don't really see that person anymore for whatever reason reason. Nothing bad happened. It just kind of you, you have different lives. But I feel like our lives kind of like mesh together well. Like we plan things together. Like every. Like our plans are one. Like me, Lauren and hi have like the same thing going on every week. We plan everything around each other and I hadn't had that before. And honestly it made New York really lonely for me. Cuz I had a lot of friends. Like I would go to dinner with Bridget and Danielle, I would go to dinner with whoever, whoever. But then I would get, get home and it wasn't like we were texting in group chat 247 and like besties. That was hard for me. And like before I met you, I was thinking about moving. When my lease was up, I was thinking about moving to LA because I just didn't have like a really solid group here. And I was like, maybe it's just not here. Like maybe I need to go somewhere else. Maybe I need to go to Boston, be with Emma and Maggie because like they're some of my best friends. And I was like, maybe I'll just go be with them, L.A. and then we met and I had like six months left on my lease. And then by the time my lease was up, I had like my own life here because we became so close and I had a friend group and like we've just stayed so close since then.

[Liv]

What do you think would be, like, good advice for people making new friends in their 20s?

[Lauren]

I would say, like, give it time and, like, be patient and don't try to be best friends with everyone who wants to get dinner with you, like, asking. Actually, like, give yourself time. Obviously, mingle. That's how I met H. Like I was going out. Like, I. We met out. You need to be social. You're not going to make best friends by, like, staying home.

[Liv]

Trial and error, Honestly, trial and error.

[Lauren]

I lived here for three years before I met H and Lauren. And it was, like, pretty. It was tough. I was kind of, like, depressed. Like, my summers would come. And I also was single. I didn't like, have. Have that many plans. Like, it. It's tough for a while. It's like right when you get to college, trying to find your footing in your group. Be patient. Your people will find you. And when they do, it's. You're gonna be, like, so happy.

[Liv]

Yeah. I think that's a great way to end the episode.

[Lauren]

Yeah.

[Liv]

All right. I love you so much.

[Lauren]

I love you more.

[Liv]

As always, like, subscribe, comment all the good and positive things. I love you weirdos. You can watch on YouTube and listen to me on any other platform. As always, I love you guys so much and I'll see you next week.

[Lauren]

Love you.

[Liv]

Bye.

[Lauren]

You motherfuckers.

[Liv]

Love you, motherfuckers.

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[Lauren]

I just heard that FX has a.

[Liv]

New original comedy series coming out called Adults. Adults is a comedy that'll feel relatable.

[Lauren]

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[Liv]

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[Lauren]

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