Graydon (40:04)
2025C T mobile.com network okay, let's do our next segment. Let's talk about. I want to do a classic Q and A. I haven't done one of these in a really Long time. These are always good. Whether that's sex related questions, whether that's just, like, personal get to know me questions. You know, there's a lot of lore behind these eyes, these eyes that don't work. And I can't see right now. But next week I will have celebrity eyes. And I want everyone to be clocked in when that happens. First question. Have you. What's a sex fantasy you have. You have and have never done? Most sex fantasies I've completed, I will say I feel like there's a couple role play situations that I haven't, like, done. Like, I've had a threesome. Like, I've done the massage. I used to love the massage room sex. And I would reenact it with, like, one of my boyfriends. I've done the bdsm. I've gotten tied up, blindfolded, you know, slap spanked, spit on the whole nine yard. I've done everything I wanted to do in that space. But, like, I really haven't tapped into, like, real role play where, like, I've, you know, met a guy with a, at a bar, like, done a wig, done, like a full, like, bust down, like, outfit that just seems like a lot of work. And I don't know if I would do that with like, a random ass guy. I would say, like, getting on a desk of like, a guy that had, like a high power position at a company, like, in the middle of the day would be like a fantasy. And I've never done that. I like, love the idea of, like, getting caught. That's always fun. But then if I were to get caught, like, I don't know if I'd like that give me anxiety. But like, the thought of getting caught, hot. That's why I used to have sex, like, in the bathroom of clubs all the time. But that was during my, like, really insane era. But, like, I don't think I could get away with that now. I don't think you can, like, do that like, at Zero Bond. I think I would get kicked. Like, my membership would get revoked. We don't want that. But I'm sure people have done that. The Zero Bond bathroom, because they do have single stalls and they're roomy. I will say, why do guys go on dates? And they say they're not ready to date because men are insecure and they want validation from woman to make themselves feel better. Because men like their egos getting stroked. And I'm not, like, a man hater. This is just all what my mom taught me. A man, like, Needs this ego stroke to like function. And I don't know if that's society's fault or what, but like they need them. Like they need us telling oh, you're amazing. Oh, like blah, blah, like giving them attention and then they just pull away. I also think that we live in a world where men, because of social media and just dating apps, etc, they have a lot more options than I think our parents did. You know, our parents used to meet their significant others organically, where they'd go out, get their number, leave it on their voicemail machine or whatever, the send smoke signals. I don't even know what the was going on, but I just feel like we live in a day and age where everyone has options. And I also think porn has affected it. Like people have this like idea that like all women are like, are supposed to like not only porn. I also think social media, there's a lot of Instagram baddies out there and I think it's kind of warped a guy's skew on like. I just feel like they think that they could always achieve something better or get something better and that there's just so many options. I don't think necessarily it's a you problem, it's them problem. And remember that men's frontal lobes are way more underdeveloped than ours, which means they're a lot more emotionally immature. Which is why you should go older. I always say emotionally, men are seven years younger than us. So if you're 24 and you're dating a 24 year old, I'm not going to do the math. But you can do the math. You're basically dating someone that's 18, okay? And we don't need that. So if you're 24d, 31 year old, why am I making the math hard when I could making it like 23 and 30, you know what I mean? Anyways, that would be my answer to that. Have you ever imagined someone else while you're sleeping with someone? Yes. That was the quickest answer I've ever had. I even imagine people when I'm like alone. Is that normal? Like when you're like masturbating and you like picture someone to like help you really get across that finish line to make it really pow. I do that. But yeah, I do this all the time. Like most times I'm picturing someone else. No, that's not true. If I'm like really into a guy, like I'm picturing them and like it's amazing. But like if I'm Getting over a guy that I'm not ready to get over. I'm probably picturing the guy I'm not over with the guy I'm using to get over the guy I'm not over, if that makes any sense. It's bad. It's not good. But that's the honest truth, in my opinion. And I don't lie. Am I the found and threw rocks in my ex boyfriend's car when I figured he was a new girl in my city? This is a canon event. We. I think we've all been there. I mean, I have a couple more questions. Like, were you guys broken up? Did he break up with you? And then he started dating the new girl and then he found out. That's not okay. We can't be damaging people's property and catching cases out here because it's not worth it. And you could get in a lot of trouble for that. But, like, have I ever taken revenge on an ex? Not to this magnitude, but I've. Yeah, we all have our girl moments and that's okay. But, like, I wouldn't, like, damage his expensive property because, you know, we don't want to be paying for it at the end of the day either. I'm gonna keep that anonymous because I don't want you catching a case out here. But no, it happens to the best of us. Girl, I'm with you. Next. I used to hook up with a guy all the time and loved it. Now men repulse me. What the fuck? Maybe you're gay, Maybe you like puss. But like, men repulse me too, but I'm just not on the puss train. I can't hop on it. Puss, puss. It's just not a train I want to hop on yet. Like, I've dipped my toe in the puss, but I. I can't fully commit to the puss. I haven't done that a long time either. And it was like, as I said, for the male gaze, like, you know, experimenting with girls is fun. Try it or don't try it. But like, I go through phases all the time where I hate men. They're disgusting human beings most of the time. And they shall all rue. They will rue for eternity in days to come. And they piss me the off, these men. I want to, like, get inside their brains and, like, get in the folds of it all and just be like, what is wrong with these creatures? Like, who taught you to act like this? They all need their shit slapped, like, right out of them backhanded. Sometimes not that I condone that, but I'll look the other way if that's what you choose to do, sis. My sex drive is way higher than my boyfriend's. Dump him. That's what happened with my ex. He had no sex drive. It was like I was trying to fuck a potato. I was like, what is happening? I was like, is this thing on? I used to beg to suck his dick. And I think he was like, probably gay. But if you're begging anyone to fuck in your mid-20s or you're begging anyone to suck them sideways in their mid-20s, what are they going to be like in their mid-40s? They're probably gay. They want to get bent over and pummeled. I would just move on and say goodbye to this man. And he should look within. Okay, next, I need you to talk some sense into me and help me quit worrying so much when dating. You know, dating is a hobby and it's a skill, and it takes time out of your day, and it's like trial and error. Which is why I don't like doing it, because that sounds like all, like, a lot of work to me. Like, I've said I'm not, like, an experienced dater. It's something I should tap more into if I don't want to be single for the rest of my life. But I think people shouldn't. I mean, I'm trying to put, like. It's so easy to, like. The issue I have is when I first like someone or have, like, a successful encounter with a guy, I romanticize, like, the next 10 dates, and I romanticize, like, this image of, like, what our lives could be almost. And I get kind of, like, cuckoo for cocoa puffs about that, which is something I need to try not to do. I think if you just, like, have fun dating and, like, try your best not to put so much weight to those dates and just, like, look at it as, like, fun, which is so much easier said than done. I don't even think I could take my own advice when it comes to that, to be honest. Like, I don't have dating figured out. I'm in my mid to late 20s, and I still have a lot of room for growth when it comes to dating. Maybe that's what my next year is about. But, like, usually when I like a guy, I. I'm not. Like, I've never been a position where I'm, like, dating around. And if I am dating around, I convince myself I don't like, like, the guys. Because if you really like someone, I Feel like you know, immediately and then everyone else is off the table. But then again, maybe it shouldn't be like that. Like, I don't have all the answers when it comes to dating, but I will say it is kind of a pain in the ass. It's trial and error. Try not to, like, overthink it. I'm an anxious overthinker. But if you're not, just be like, it's not that deep. Okay, next. Is long distance relationship in college worth it? I would say no, not at all. That's when you should be experimenting. Like, why would you? There's so much dick on your campus. Within 50ft, you could go down the dorm room hallway, knock on the door for dick. You know there's dick everywhere and everyone's horny. You're in college. There's no point. Like, I get young love and everyone's in love. I just don't. None. Maybe I'm speaking out of, like a bitter place because I got cheated on with my long distance relationship in college. And it just. I've seen the statistics. It doesn't typically work out. And usually he's to blame. I just feel like there's way too much temptation and they're way too immature. It just, like, doesn't usually work out. And then they justify their cheating and they want you back. And then you go back and forth between this game of like, oh, my God, I love you. But then they break up with you when they. When they want to. Becky on the side. Becky turns out to be trash in bed. They want you back. And then they find Jessica, who gives great head, but, like, she's kind of a. And he. This is comfortability with you. It's just like, fucking men suck at that age. And I'll tell you that, I've told you that. I just don't think long distance is worth it in college. Long distance, if they, like, are overseas and they're like, professional athlete, when you're a little bit older, that's better. Not in college, though. Not when you're 18. Be so fucking for real. Love you, but be so fucking for real. Okay, next. How. How do I lock down the man I'm seeing with out him realizing I want to lock him down? Oh, I feel like I've answered this one before, you know, like, how do you really lock down a guy? Asking. You're asking someone who has no men locked down currently. So maybe you're asking the wrong person. I feel like being coy is the only answer to really lock down a guy like, don't act too interested, but act interested enough in meeting the right guy that's in the right mind space. But I don't think there's a really rhyme or reason to locking down a guy. I think a guy has to be ready to be locked down for it to go anywhere. And like, if you're even like, having to put effort into locking down a guy, is he the right one? He should be all about you. You're probably a baddie. I don't know what you look like, but you're probably a baddie out of his league. So he should be begging to be locked down. Tell him to get with the program and sack the up and that's on period. Rate your first time having sex 1 to 10. I mean, this guy had a massive tripod dick. I've talked about this before. It was awkward. I mean, no one has an amazing first time having sex. It is awkward. It's probably their first time. There's a lot of nerves. It's like, I mean, I don't know how old you are, but I'm guessing on the younger side. For me, it was like I was 14, 15 years old. He was a little bit older. Legal. Legal. Within legal bounds, but he was. He claimed he fucked someone before. I don't think he did. It took him 30 minutes to put on a condom in the bathroom. I was like, what is he doing in there? He's probably trying to get hard, probably jerking out. I don't even know what the fuck he was doing. But it was awkward and it was painful and it. No, I didn't finish. And it was on a leather couch. I would say it was like a five, though. He. It was. We loved each other. It was young love. I really cared about him and I was ready. I was ready somehow ready to do it. So I felt like it was cute and romantic, but it hurt like a fucking motherfucker. I remember that. And I remember, like, my parents were like, upstairs. It was like, in my basement. I was young, but yeah, it was like five or six. It could have been worse. It could have been better. Like, no one has a 10 out of 10. And if you have, I would love to hear it. My daily routine. I've never gotten asked this good question. So I usually wake up. If I have energy, I'll use my vibrator. I'll take a shower, brush my teeth. I do my skincare routine. I always usually Uber eats Starbucks. It's like a. I usually get a brown sugar shaken espresso with the strawberry Cold foam, Grande. Always get that. And I always Uber eats it. And then typically I'll go down to the cafe that's right underneath me. I'll get like a little nibble, something, some breakfast. I'll go through my emails, my calls, things I have to get done. I'll always have reality TV playing in the background. You. Sometimes I go down to my sauna and I'll like, work out like midday, maybe do some light exercise. Usually not usually go down there. I look at the machines and then I like go into the sauna and pretend that sweat is like, me working out. I'm like, not in a big working out era right now. And then I'll go upstairs. If I have to record the pod, I'll come here and do that. If not, I'm pretty much a homebody until the evening, and that's when the beast is awakened in me. And then I will go out on the town, usually to a restaurant with my girlfriends. Or I'll go to like, shame or go or like zero Bond. And then I'll have casual dinner. And that usually turns into more drinks. Sometimes it turns into like me going to the club on a random Tuesday night and me ending up in a limo in Times Square chugging vouch cli clo down my throat until four in the morning and having an after at mine. It really, it really depends where the. I've been really feral recently, so my sleep schedule's a little off, but yeah. And then hopefully I usually get some sleep after that. I could have a healthier lifestyle, I'm not gonna lie. Okay, next, how to talk to a guy you like if you're typically shy and too nervous. Smile, eye contact, body language, and just be yourself. That sounds so tacky and cheesy and like, whatever, but literally be yourself, because being yourself is what is gonna. You don't wanna, like, switch up. So, like, a lot of guys are into the shy thing. Some, like, just be you. And like, maybe you think you're being too shy, but, like, just being you will always be enough. And always remember that whether you're shy, introverted, outgoing, loud, being you will always be enough. And that sounds so corny, but I truly believe that because you want to change who you are, you do not want to change who you are within the first few conversations with the guy and then feel like you're like locked into acting like that if that's not your true self, and then say the guy likes it. And then going forward, you, like, pretend to be someone that's not you just be you and like, don't overthink it, Beastly goose. And if you're into drinking, have like a little martini. Loosen up. Like, it's all fun. He's probably nervous too. Men are scared of us. Don't forget that. That was a good one to end on a little positive note. And I will say, even though I was a little bit blind for this episode and I can't see much and it's putting me kind of in a bad mood, I love sitting down here with you guys and just yapping if there's any. I mean, I kind of like that get to know me segment. Even if it wasn't like, like no one's ever asked me my daily routine. Even if you have a question about like me, my personal life or me and my sex life, feel free to ask me anything. I love answering all those questions. That was a really fun segment. I feel like this was a really fun episode. I love you all, as always. You know where to watch me. YouTube, like comment, subscribe, show your friends, post it on your story because I'm always reposting those. So if you're watching this podcast post, I repost pretty much every single one. 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