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Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
The story of Mr. Prince Charming *solo!*
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BAM BABE, we're back! 🤸♀️ This week Hallie sits down solo to break down everything: coming to terms with only wanting casual dates, almost getting matching tattoos on a first date, sexual shrooms, and the story of her most recent conquest: Mr. Prince Charming. Hallie opens up about her journey on peptides, if she would ever move to LA, and reflects on realizing that your mom has always been right... Then Hallie gets into YOUR submitted hot or nots: sucking toes, ballet flats, diva cups, and more. BESOS!
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Download Tinder today. I think saying yes is back. Like, just say yes, but like, don't be naive about it. Hey, do you want to get into this van? No. Hey, do you want. Can I come into your apartment? All depends if they're hot. Let's get extra dirty. Hello all and welcome back to Extra Dirty. I am doing a solo today and I'm really excited about it, honestly, because there are some life updates I'm double fisting right now. I went out last night on a date, took shrooms on the date. And guys who take shrooms on a first date, I guess I do, but they were like sexual shrooms, if that makes any sense. There's like this brand of shrooms that I found in my fridge because Obby had brought them home after our date and it said like, for sexual pleasure. And like, like they're supposed to make you, like, really horny. And. And they did. They worked. And it was an insane night. But I'm extremely hungover today. But we got to talk about so. So I'm having a little bit of the hair of the dog. I was just trying to explain what that meant and I looked it up and it still doesn't make any sense to me. So having a little bit of Bloody Mary and a little bit of a Diet Coke. This is my dream duo here. And yeah, what am I pregaming today? I'm pregaming that the fact that it's summer. I'm pregaming the fact that I got laid last night by a really sexy guy. And I'm also pregaming I'm going to a rooftop party after this because it is the Knicks, which, by the way. Can we just talk about this for a second? The Knicks, they lost the other day. And guys think, we're women. We're dramatic. People were literally attempting murder in the streets of New York because they lost a f. Cking football game or basketball. Basketball game. Like, the drama. They're willing to literally go to prison for the rest of their lives because their team lost. Like, can we pull it together for a minute? It's ridiculous. I just had to, like, say that quickly. I'm trying to think what other updates. Oh, yeah, let's talk about my day quickly, and then I'll get into, like, the rest of the. So I have been trying to proactively date a bit more just because I'm not gonna lie. Like, I don't really get stressed out by other people's timelines. But recently, I feel like I've been finding out a lot of my friends are pregnant, and a lot of my friends are getting engaged. And, like, you know, I'm so excited and happy for them. But, like, I looked in the mirror the other day, and I was like, I do not take this part of my life seriously. Like, I don't take my romantic life seriously. And I think I've gotten to a point where, like, I'm so okay with casual things. Like, I. I. Commitment really freaks me out. I can barely commit to, like, an outfit before going to dinner. And, you know, like, just, like, the thought of a forever man still really scares me. I don't know what's gonna help change my perspective on that. I think it'll take the right guy. I mean, that guy I hooked up with last night was really hot. But, like, I'm sure I'm gonna find something I don't f with him about, like, I don't know, like, I'm gonna find something. I'm very like, I look for tits on a nan. I look for, like, a little thing, and then I get the ick, and then it's all gone for me. I also don't like when guys like me too much. He seemed. He seemed, like, really into me last night. And he's beautiful. He looks like a Disney prince. But, like, I didn't like the fact that he was, like, really into me. I, like, kind of like, when a guy's, like, a little mean to me. That's where we, you know, I think I need a therapist, Honestly. Not a man. But anyways, I went out last Sunday, and my one of My best friends, Lauren, a different Lauren, Lauren Kirk. She asked me and my best friend Margo, we all went to college. She got there, she asked us to be in our wedding. So obviously we're going to celebrate with drinks. It's a beautiful day. We're on the west side Highway. We're having oysters and rose and just like, the vibes are up. And if you guys know one thing about me, and I'll say this right here, I'm not a big Sunday fund air. Like, I don't like to drink on Sundays. I hate starting my week like that. You know, I hate starting my Monday hungover. So I tend not to do it. But I was like, oh, my God, we're celebrating something. Like, let's have some drinks and blah, blah, blah. My friend Margo was like, wait, there's this block party. I'm like, wait, that's so fun and wholesome. Let's go to it. It wasn't wholesome at all. Like, there was a dj and we had some more drinks and we bought a bottle of wine. It was byob. Our responsible friend Lauren leaves us to go pack. And when me and Margot are just together, us two, it's like two brain. Like the last two brain cells just like feeding off of each other. Like, we can't call it quits. And we're like, very lethal together. Like, we need a babysitter at all times. So I was like, should we go to a bar? Like, the block party's over, the sun is setting, and I could keep going. So we go to this bar. There's a guy working the door, and every female in this restaurant was just staring at him, like, literally drooling over this man. But he's like a host. He's like a maitre d. I don't really know what they call the male version of that. A matro. Like, mat. Don't call me on that. Anyways, this man is so sexy. And I'm like, giddy nervous. And I'm like, we have to stay here until closing. Like, I'm getting this man's number. Girls are literally coming up to him and, like, giving out their phone number to this man. It kind of felt like that scene in Sex and the City when Samantha is, like, eyeing what's his name? Jerry, Jared or whatever at that really janky ass, like, vegetarian restaurant. And it's like the last woman standing and, like, she finally goes home with him. It was literally exactly that. So I'm like, eyeing another bitches, like, in the restaurant. I'm like, you know, like, he's going home with me. Like, that's how it's gonna happen. Anyways, I go up to him eventually after, like nine glasses of wine. I'm cross eyed. I'm not wearing a lick of makeup, although, like, my skin is glowing from the peptides I've been injecting into my body every day. I go up to him and I'm like, hey, like. Like, you must get, like, hit on a lot here. Like, do you give out your number to, like, all these girls? And he was like, no, I don't usually give out my number. And I was like, can I be the exception? And he was like, wow, that's so smooth. And he was like, I was gonna ask you on your way out. And I was like, well, when you off work and I'm with like five girls, and I was like, winning off work. And he's like, I can leave whenever I want. I was like, okay, so me and all my girlfri and this man, we leave the bar with him and like, all the hostesses and waitresses and like, everyone's just like, kind of laughing at the situation because it was actually so absurd. I was like, you're coming home with us. So we leave as a pack. We go to a different bar and he's like, we go to Dante and he's cutting me up steak and he's feeding it to me, he's feeding it to my friends. And then we're like, kind of fucked up. We're making out in front of everyone. And then, like, I literally had the idea was like, let's get tattoos. And Margot, like, this is where me and Margo go wrong. Like, instead of Margo being a friend, being like, you know, that's probably not a smart idea. Like, we're all fucked up. You guys should not get matching tattoos. Like, you shouldn't get a matching tattoo with a stranger. She texts John boy tattoos. And like, it was like midnight at this point. And she's like, hey, like, Halle and this guy, I want to get matching tattoos. And he literally. Thank God he responded the next day because I literally would have done it and I, like, probably still would. Anyways, I go back to his place. It's just us now. And I was like, I'm not sleeping with you. Like, I just met you like two hours ago. Like, this is too absurd. Although, like, I've done crazier shit. So. I mean, we did literally basically everything else. Like, I still have a hickey from the situation on my neck. And I. We we did everything besides have sex at that point. Like, might as well just have sex. And then we went out last night and I brought him to Shea. Margot. And we were. And then Margot showed up on the date and sat like two tables away from us. And then we combined tables and drank two bottles of wine and then went back to mine and took shrooms and we were, like, tripping and I put on track and we smashed and now I'm in love. I have, like, a lot of ADHD when it comes to men, so I get distracted and I lose interest really quickly. So we'll see how long it lasts. I am going to Barcelona, Mallorca, Nantucket in the next few weeks. And, like, who knows, Maybe I'll find a Disney prince over there. Yeah. So what gives me the confidence to be able to, like, go up to, like, a Hawkeye that, like, everyone's drooling over at a bar? I mean, a couple things give me the confidence too. The fact that I'm confident in the fact that I'm a good looking person. I fully believe that with my fake chest, my skin was extra glowy that day. Also, alcohol. Alcohol helped. I'm not gonna lie to you guys. Like, I had some liquid courage going up to him, but it took me a couple of glasses to get there. I mean, but like, going up to a guy, you have to, like, think in your head, what is the worst outcome? Like, he's not going to punch you in the throat. He's not going to reject you in an insane way. I was like, maybe he has a girlfriend. Or, like, maybe can't do that at work. Like, I was preparing myself for every outcome. It just turned out it worked out in my favor. Like, he was so hot. And I was like, I will be so mad at myself if I don't. Like, I would have regretted it. And in my head I was like, maybe I can find out his last name and look him up on Instagram and DM him. But then I was like, I'm not a pussy ass bitch. Because that's what a man would do. Okay? A man would do that. I feel like that has happened to me a significant amount of times where, like, a guy will be like, oh, I saw you out and blah, blah. I'm like, okay, well, why didn't you come over and say hi? Like, you sound like a loser right off the bat. Like, just go up and say hi. Like, literally, what's the worst that could happen? Thank God I did, because he's amazing in bed. He was like, tying Me up and blindfolding me and feeding me strawberries and whipped cream. I was like, damn, let's make a movie.
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That was my dating story. But, like, the whole point of this and the whole point of the show is like, talk about this shit. And just, I'm young still. Like, I'm in my 20s. And I decided I need to be more proactive about my dating life. And I'm gonna start dating and just like sharing it with you guys. I just wanna have like a single bun in the sun summer and just, like, shake my fake tits that don't really move much. They don't have really much recoil, but you know what I mean? And find boats to go on in yachts and private jets and just suck some guys off. And that's the vibe of the summer, ladies. And I can feel my. Like, I just want to get it out of me. And then maybe I'll start being more serious about commitment in the fall, but definitely not starting before the summer. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about my peptides a little bit. I feel like, you know, when it comes to, like, ozempic and peptides and anything you can like really inject in your body, like, people kind of lie about it, like influencers. Like, pretty much everyone I know is either on a GLP1 or some sort of peptide or both. I'm on peptides and I'm on ghk, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, it's all the letters of the Alphabet essentially, and it helps with recovery. And I will say, like, I'm wearing little makeup right now. My skin is glowing. It looks like even Marshall said, my producer, he was like, it looks like you have a full beat on. I'm like, it's the ghk, yo. And I'm obsessed with it. My hangovers aren't as bad. When I work out, I'm not as sore and my skin feels like more like plump and dewy. I've also, like, switched up my skincare routine a little bit. I've been really taking a lot of Medicube shout out Medicube. I'm obsessed with Medicube. And honestly, anything Korean skincare, it life changing, life changing. People in Korea, they know how to do skincare. And it's true. So, yeah, and I just got Botox. I just got my top lip refilled per Graden's request. I didn't get it fully refilled with filler because I'm really scared to go back to that era of my life. But it does look less deflated and dehydrated. Now I feel like it's I got 1/4 of a syringe and I'm really happy with the results. If you're an avid online shopper, then you know there's something reassuring about seeing the Purple Shop Pay button at checkout. As business owners know that Shopify Shop Pay button means a streamlined one click checkout, which means fewer abandoned carts, which equals happier customers and less stress all around. It's basically a science. Shop pay removes the friction More completed orders, fewer drop offs. 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You can order via the app and set your preferences so your shopper knows exactly what to grab, like organic options or specific produce choices. Want to host an impromptu dinner party? Get delivery in as fast as 30 minutes. You guys know I'm headed to Nantucket and the Hamptons this summer and I'll be using Instacart to save me time so I can spend more time running around on the beach. In trust, I'll be ordering olives in a crispy summer martini. Instacart brings convenience, quality and ease right to your door so you can focus on what matters most. Download Instacart app now and get groceries just how you like. Okay, that was fun. Now let's get into assignment questions for the girls. I will be answering them, giving my full, honest and unfiltered opinion on all of it. The first question being who has the best travel companion you've ever been on a trip with? Who has been the best travel companion you've ever been on a trip with? I think Graydon's my best travel companion. I feel like the most low maintenance person is the best travel companion. Also, someone that like says yes to most Experiences. I think saying yes is back. Like just say yes. Like, do you want to go skydiving? Yes. Do you want to go on a double date with me? Yes. Like I don't even ask follow up questions. I just say yes. And I feel like any person that is like willing to take on life, like that is a vibe. But like, don't be naive about it. Hey, do you want to get into this van? No. Hey, do you want. Can I come into your apartment? Well, it depends if they're hot and then yeah, but like no to a random stranger. You know, like have some common sense. But saying yes is back and I fully believe that. What are the top three essentials to have in your bag this summer? Slash, what bag do you carry around in the summer? I mean usually Prada or like what kind of bag? Like a tote. Like I don't like to really carry bags. I'm not like a big bag person. I'm not like a typical bag. Like all my friends have like this obsession with buying new designer bags. I would rather like spend it on like Ubers and like that, I don't know, travel I spend money on. But bags I'm just like not that into. But what am I keeping my bag? Like if I'm going to the beach. I think you keep a. You know, I've been really into the cuddly grape water. Just like spray it on your face. It's super hydrating and it's super glowy. So Caudalie has a couple good. They have an elixir and they also have this grape water spray. They come in travel size duo set and you just spray it on and you look like a ray of sunshine. You look rejuvenated, hydrated and fucking sexy. And also smells like spa water. So but anyways, that and spf I think we need there's this Medicube SPF I use also this Kiehl's SPF I use that makes your skin like really glowy. Has like kind of like a light shimmer to it and any lip gloss slash lip liner combo. I always have in my bag. I've been really into morphe products lately and maybe like my keys, my id, my passport, a condom, you know, any of those. Have you gone out recently and realized the vibes were off and just went home early? No, I usually get too drunk to realize that like the vibes are off, but I'm usually the vibe bringer. But I know friends that do that and I've always been like, if you think Your vibe's off, then just, like, see yourself out. Like, I don't really get mad when my friends do that. I'm not like, one of those girls that, like, will beg someone to stay. Like, if you feel like you need to go home like, that you're an adult, you can go home. Like, I never understood people that get mad at their friends, like, and force them to stay out. Because, like, if you force someone to stay out, they're just going to get even more annoyed with that situation. I just feel like that's kind of like an immature move. But, yeah, I mean, my vibe's rarely off, but sometimes it's off in the beginning and then I. I can 180 pivot. So there's that. How many unread text messages do you have currently? 12. Not bad. I don't. It gives me anxiety for people that have over 50. I don't understand that. But I will say that I do open a lot of texts and forget to reply, and people clock me for that. I'm very adhd. Like, I will reply in my head, but then I like it. Well, I didn't reply. If you had to move out of the city tomorrow, where would you go? Could you see yourself raising a family in New York City? I don't think I would do LA unless I, like, had a house like, Matt and Alex. Like, then maybe I would consider la. They have a fucking sick pad. But I could never do, like, an apartment in la. I think, like, who's to say, like, I don't really predict the future like that. People always ask me, like, where do you see yourself in five years? I'm always, like, hopefully alive. That's, like, all I could really ask for right now. And, like, maybe, you know, hotter. I always. I'm trying to level up in some sort of way, but I don't think I could see myself raising a family in New York City just because of the space issue and how expensive it is. I don't have toddlers running around my one bed. I also don't want to, like, have. I don't want to live with a guy unless we have at least enough money to, like, have a house. And we could have, like, two bedrooms. Like, I need my own space, I need my own vanity, and I need my own bathroom. And I don't care if you call me a snobby b. Tch for saying that, but that's just how I feel. So until those boxes are checked, I will not be sharing space with a man. But I could see myself raising A family in Boston or Connecticut, suburb somewhere. I don't see myself really living in a city, but I. I grew up in Boston, like, in the city of. But, like, in a brownstone. It's like, basically just a vertical house with a bunch of. Like, I. It was five stories, five or six. I don't know that you still have space in that. But yeah, maybe Miami I could see myself moving to if I didn't live in New York, but I don't think I would ever do Chicago or Nashville. I went to recently, and I had fun, but I could never live there. Like, I was in a snow globe. It kind of reminded me of Vegas in a lot of ways. They're going to hate me for saying that, but it did. What's one thing your mom told you about dating that you now believe? I mean, everything my mom says, she's right about 99 of the time. So, you know when you're a kid and you're your mom and you, like, think that you just, like, broke up with the love of your life and you got dumped, you're like, I'm never gonna, like, love again. And your mom's like, trust me, babe. Like, you'll be fine in two months. Yeah. And then she ends up being right, and you, like, find another schmuck that you. Breaks her heart, too. Like, your mom's usually right about dating because she's experienced what it is to date in every era of your life, whether that's middle school, high school, college, your early 20s, your late 20s. And the thing my mom has probably been the most right about is, like, men your own age are typically the, Like, a lot more emotionally unintelligent than you are. She also has been right about just, like, timing is everything. And I think timing is everything for dating. I think when you're supposed to, like, meet your person, you just meet them. I don't know. She just tells me to be patient with it, and I am extremely patient with it. And she always tells me not to settle because, like, yeah, I tell. I say, mom, like, if I wanted a boyfriend right now, I could land one. I could, like, secure one of the guys in my roster, and I could have a boyfriend if I really wanted one. But, like, I just, like, don't feel it in me right now. Like, I don't crave that. She's also right about the fact that men, like, need their ego strokes at all times. Like, just, like, you know, compliment them. And, like, men, like, need their egos stroked, like, honestly, probably more than women. And I Don't know when they thought that that was okay, but that's just how it is. So just like, a compliment here and there goes a long way with a man, which is, like, thought of that is disgusting. I'm not complimenting men. What does your couch Raw itinerary look like? Diva Delivery? Hyper Fixation Meal right now. What show are you binging? Let me paint you a picture. When I am hungover, I am on my couch. It makes me feel less guilty to be on a couch than in my bed. Like, shades drawn and everything. Like, I need to be, like, in a living room. So I go to my couch and I put on, usually reality tv. It calms me down to see other women bicker. I don't know why. Like, I love Real Housewives. Any show that surrounds drama or dating. Like, I'm watching Love island right now. I don't feel like I'm obsessed with it. I. I don't know how to feel about Love Island. Like, usually, you know, like a standout. Like, a standout star. Maybe it's too early on to tell, but, like, usually, like, there's that one person, like, each season. Like Leia, for instance, or Rob or Huda. Like, there was. People are like, okay, this person's gonna be extremely famous from the show. I just don't know who that is yet. Like, maybe Kenzie I fuck with. I also think Trinity is really funny, but other than that, I. I don't know. Kada is the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Needed her to drop the skincare routine, but other than that, I do not know. Like, the guys, none of them are really doing it for me. They're also extremely young. Like, I think the latest bombshell was 21 years old. When I am hungover, my go to order is Joe Shanghai. The soup dumplings are my favorite thing in the world. Like, I'm obsessed with the soup dumpling. It could be, like, literally 100 degrees outside and, like, super, like, muggy. But, like, I would still order soup dumplings. And then I cracked the window. And then, like, sometimes, you know, like, when you're hungover and you get, like, super horny, like, sometimes I'll, like, text everyone and, like, start sexting random people. And then I go to bed, I take a let me sleep and I knock the out. That's usually the program. Is there a fashion trend you're seeing around New York that you're scared to try? Capris kind of intimidate me. I don't like ballet flats either. I don't Know what other trends are going on? I do. With jords, I think jorts are very cool and hip, and I've seen a lot of, like, shin length, like, baggy shorts, like Bermuda shorts, but they're like, a little longer in, like, sweatpants material. Seeing a lot of that. And I'm seeing, like, the. The milkmaid had been bandana thing. That's a big fashion trend right now. Like, where you look like. I just. I think I'm, like, too much of a slot to pull that off, honestly. Like, if I put that on, people be like, this is, like, a little performative. Like, I don't know what you're doing. The only person I know that can, like, pull that off are, like, is like, Paige Lorenz and Olivia Jade. Like, those. They can pull that off and it looks really good on them. But I don't think I could pull that off. I also, like, don't have much hair, so, like, I think I have to show the hair that I have, if that makes sense. A lot of people are wearing flip flops right now. Exactly. Javiana's like, blah, blah, blah. But, like, not New York. Like, maybe when I go to Nantucket and I get a pedicure. But, like, I. I don't get how people do open toe in New York City. I mean, I get it. Carrie Bradshaw did it and pulled it off. But, like, it just scares me a little bit. Like, what if I, like, step on a needle? If it was a peptide, I would welcome it. But, like, I'm scared of needles a little bit. In New York City, they. They're out for sure. And sometimes you'll see a needle on the floor, like a little syringe, and you're like, that's definitely not being used for a GLP1 or GHK. So no open toe for me. What is something you need to buy for your apartment right now? That's a good question. I think I need a piece of art above my bed. People keep saying it looks like a psych ward, but my. My apartment doesn't have great feng shui. I will say, like, my bedroom especially, it makes no sense because the doors open to the foot of my bed. So I put my tv, slash frame tv, whatever. I put it on the right side of my bed. So I kind of have to, like, look like that to watch tv. It makes no sense. But it works for me because I was like, well, if I'm sleeping on my side like this and I'm spooning a guy or he's entering me from behind. I can still watch a movie
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Real Housewives like it made sense when I did it. But I think I need some art above my bed. So if anyone like knows a good interior designer, I also probably should get some groceries for my apartment. I don't have any of that right now, but I go puff all my groceries. Honestly, that's what I've been doing recently. I haven't been to a a grocery store in probably three years. Fun fact about me, I I don't like them and I don't know if it's because my relationship with food is horrible. The thought of going into a store that has so much food kind of scares me a little bit. So I order it when I need it, but I don't like the it stresses me out to grocery shop. It always has, but I've always been pretty fucked up so like mentally. So that's probably just a me issue. Summer is the perfect time to rethink what clothes you're reaching for every day. With the warmer weather, you want lighter fabrics, better materials, pieces that just feel good the moment you put them on and look effortless. 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There's one perfume, body spray mist that unlocks a lot of middle school makeouts for me. Also, the smell of AX deodorant reminds me of my middle school boyfriend. He used to pack that on so heavy. And at the time I'm like, wow, this guy's so hot. He's wearing Axe body spray. But now I'm like, I'm so anyone wearing that. I'm like, you're so vintage for that because, like, I don't know who still does that. Extremely vintage also, that's like my new thing. I'm like, oh my God, that's so vintage. Like, I got a hickey the other day and I'm like, that is extremely vintage. Like, look at me. Who gets hickey? Like, who gets hickeys? At the age of 29, I rounded up. I don't know why I did that. That was fucking weird. Like, I'm 28. Don't claim that, but hickeys are so vintage and I love it. Like, grinding vintage. Dance floor makeouts, vintage. Everything's vintage. We are in June. How do you feel? Like things have changed since the beginning of the year. As an influencer, I feel like I had a slow start to the year with brand deals. Things are definitely picking up right now. I'm busy. So happy about that. But it was apparently, like a really slow beginning to the year for a lot of people, so that kind of made me feel better. But, you know, it's not like my rent changed or anything like that. So I was a bit stressed out about it. And I feel like I was being really angry and combative with, like, people on my team and like, people I work with. And I was just kind of like an angrier version of myself, which I didn't love. And I feel like I have softened up a little bit and just like, kind of changed my approach of how I talk to people. I have a very, like, short form confused. So when I'm frustrated, it come I can't like, communicate My communication skills are pretty abrasive. So I've kind of changed how I approach feeling like feeling frustrated. And for me it's like I have to take a beat and not act on impulse and definitely don't text on impulse. I feel like I've brought in that approach also to like my friendships. So like, if I get annoyed with a friend instead of like immediately snapping at them, I try to just create some space until I feel like I can express how I feel in an appropriate adult way. So yeah, I guess that's something that's changed a little bit. And what else? I mean my skincare routine's probably gotten a lot better and my love for peptides has grown and grown and grown. I will say, like, I feel like I've been doing well with the men lately. Like I, I don't remember my last dry spell and I'm definitely not, I'm not in a dry spell at all right now. I feel like I'm in a wet spell. I'm just attracting all the dick. It's like blah, blah, blah, blah blah. And I'm loving it. I'm here for it finally. And like they're kind of hot. Like I was talking to Dylan about this the other day. I was like, I, not to toot my own horn but like I've been getting with hot guys and that doesn't always happen. Sometimes I get fucked up and you get like beer goggles and I get with some interesting characters. But I feel like I've been on like a generational run of like good looking men and I'm like happy about that but like still respectable woman. I'm not getting with that many guys. I also got an aura ring and I meant to talk about this. I feel like this is very important to me. Like I've been talking about this, ordering so much on Tick tock. Like, I'm honestly shocked I, they haven't reached out and like corrected me on a couple things because I keep comparing their, like they have a readiness score and a sleep score and I keep thinking that they're grading me like a test. So like I'll be like, your sleep score, was it like a 72? I'm like, why would they give me a C minus? Like I wasn't even drinking last night. But apparently that's not how it works. But I'm learning and I'm trying to like take my health a bit more seriously. I, I do drink so much. But like I, I don't care about that. Like I have to like, I Have to have a vice. I'm sorry. But, yeah, I've been working out a lot more. I started going to Barry's classes, and I think this summer I really want to, like, get a hot body and actually just, like, I feel like if I put a little more work in, I could get, like, shredded. But I just don't try or care. So what is your absolute favorite solo day activity in New York City? Honestly, like, I just sometimes I, like, love going to lunch alone. I don't really like to go to dinner alone. I feel like that can be, like, a little depressing, especially if it's on like, a Thursday, Friday, Saturday night. But, like, a solo lunch date or a coffee date. There's this coffee shop that's, like, right near me that I bring my laptop to, and I, like, will pretend like I'm getting work done and, like, be, like, a little bit performative and, like, order, like, a nice latte in, like, a chia seed pudding. And I honestly am in heaven. But, like, I. Besides doing work, like, I do like, some, like, email, but, like, I probably am watching TV on my computer. But yeah, that's like, my favorite thing to do. But I do want to branch out with hobbies. I want my new nickname to be Halle Hoppies by the end of the year. Like, oh, my God, Halle just has so many hobbies, and she's so wholesome, and she's so brand safe and perfect. That's kind of the vibe I'm on. Like, I kind of want to take up knitting or, like, I just bought, like, a watercoloring book. We brought that actually out the other day when we went on Sunday, and we were just like, water calling water coloring while drinking wine, and I honestly hit a flow state. It was perfect. Have you ever had a friend breakup? What happened and how did you get over it? I never had, like, a big friend breakup where it's like, this happened and we need to, like, break up. Because honestly, friend breakups, from what I hear, like, a lot worse than, like, real breakups, romantic relationships. But I do have friendships that just, like, fizzle out, and I think that's okay and people should welcome that. Some people just go in different directions as you get older and, you know, you got take your own path in life, and I think that's okay. And you should just embrace that because it happens and you can't control that. That's just how life goes, and it happens to everyone. It's not an original experience, and you kind of just have to mourn that sometimes. Friends only fit that error of your life, and it only makes sense to have them in your life at that point in time. Like, there's a bunch of people I went to high school with that I'm not still in touch with. Do I have anything against them? No. But just, like, we're in two different paths of life in that pass of, like, you know what the fuck I'm trying to say Also, you don't. I have, like, kind of gone different ways of people I don't live in the same city with because I am a bad texter and a bad facetimer, and I'm bad, like, keeping in touch. And that's a lot of it's on me. Most of the time, it's on me. But, you know, it just happens. And don't beat yourself up about it. What clothing item in your rotation is multiple times a week right now? Any. Honestly, any sweatshirt from diet starts Monday. I mean, that was a funny bit when Graydon Link wore that shirt at Coachella. But, like, they sent me a bunch of sweatshirts, and they're all, like, the sickest hoodies I've ever seen in my whole entire life. Like, I wear a Diet starts Monday hoodie pretty much every day. Like, at some point, whether I'm sleeping in it or working out in it, I'm going to the gym. Like, they have the sickest hoodies ever. Like, this is Diet starts Monday right now. Shout out. I also am a very basic. I wear basic pieces a lot. I love a denim moment. I mean, my denim. My jean closet is. I probably have over 200 pairs of jeans. I'm not kidding. I love a denim moment and just, like, a black or white tank. So, like, I keep it basic with a cool pair of jeans. And that's pretty much my uniform. I really want to start switching it up. I'm trying to wear more shorts, to be honest. I like, kind of don't like how skinny my legs are, so I kind of, like, hide the parts of my body I don't like, love all the time, which I need to start being better about. I always feel like people are, like, staring at how skinny my legs are. That sounds pick me, but, like, I get a lot of hate for what my legs look like on the Internet, so I feel like I've kind of internalized that. And that's just, like, my honest answer. I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you. Never have, never will. But, yeah, I need to start working on just, like, embracing and, like, loving every part of my Body, but, like, that's a whole journey within itself. Like, it sounds like a lot of work needs to be put in to achieve that, but it's definitely something I'm working on. You asked me, like, what piece of clothing I like to wear. I don't know how we got from that to that, but, like, that kind of got deep. Anyways, okay. Advice for girls who want to be more sexual and freaky in the bedroom, but are bad at initiating and leading. You guys have to remember, like, when you're having sex with a man, they're just happy to be there. Like, you can literally do and say whatever you want and it will land. You could, like, start meowing at them and then be like, that is so hot. This happened to me last night because, like, usually I. When it comes, like, freakier, usually if you suggest something or like, especially when a guy's at my apartment, I do have an extensive bedside drawer lineup. Like, I have everything you possibly think of. And I usually just, like, have them. I'm like, take something from my drawer and like, just surprise me. And it's a different thing every time. It's like, I think you just, like, suggest it. I don't understand. Like, especially, like the simplest, freakiest shit suggest is like, of adding a vibrator when you're having sex. And like, if a guy's offended by that, then he's like an immature pussy. But. But I feel like that's like one of, like, a very simple way to start getting into the freakier shit. Like, just the vibrator. It's so fun. I, like, honestly don't have sex without them now. Next. What episode of Extra Dirty has been your favorite so far? So this year my favorite episode has probably been with my dad or one of my siblings. I just, like, thought, like, my dad was my first guest when I got into the new set and I was really excited about that in the clips. Did really well. And I thought he was extremely well spoken. And just the way my dad, like, talks about my mother, I find extremely admirable. Like, he's so in love with her and just like hearing him talk about her and how much he loves her and the way he talks about each of us. And I don't know, for some reason that episode to me was extremely, like, healing in a lot of ways, but also like, reminiscent on childhood and. And just like reminded me that there are good men out there. The way he just talked about my mom and just like, still after 30 years, is just so in love to me. I just like look up to that so much and it makes me want to be like a bit more patient when it comes to like finding my person in life. So I feel like that episode I appreciated in more ways than one. So probably that episode. That was fun. I feel like that's a good place to end that segment. I think our next segment is me, Hot or nots. And these are from you guys, These are from the listeners. So the first one is hot or not and it's sucking toes. Some guys have this fetish when it comes to sucking toes. I never understood it. I also think I would be super ticklish also, like, I don't get it. Some people like love stinky feet and want to like suck on them. And I think it's kind of weird. Honestly, it's like a very weird kink that I never really understood. But like, I don't know, there's something about a man just like being at my feet like that I probably would find hot. Like what I've sucked toes before. Like once I like stuck jar like, you know, like cheese and crackers. There's like that fig jam stuff. I put it on a guy's toe and I sucked it off and then I put it back in my parents fridge. That was probably up of me. That's not. But I thought it was funny and I was drunk, so whatever. Anyways, lower back tattoos, hot or not? I think they're kind of hot and they're vintage. Vintage. Hi. It reminds me of like Christina Aguilera and like Megan Fox. Like I think it's like the hottest woman figures I can think of from the early to mid 2000s. I feel like had a sexy ass back tattoo on a guy. I don't know how I feel about it, but on a woman fucking sexy. So I'm going to say that's hot. Carter's has your family covered for every summer. First first steps, first swim lesson or first sleepover. Our clothes help kids and parents have their best summer ever. Thanks to comfy design and easy dressing details, generations of families have trusted our must haves for babies, toddlers and kids designed to shine season after season. Visit Carters.com to shop the latest styles or find a Carter's store near you. If you're looking for new ways to get ahead, then you're our kind of person. We're Udemy and we help learners like you upskill in AI, productivity, leadership and management and more. Learn at your own pace from real world experts. You can also prep for certifications that show employers what you know, upskill for the career you want@udemy.com. now back to your regularly scheduled listening dot cakes. I mean, I don't know how we'd sexualize dot cakes, but I will try. I mean, I just don't fucking get it. I. I've seen the lines on TikTok to Butterfield Market. It's, it's like a two hour wait to get a fucking dot cake. And it's maybe because I'm not like that much of a foodie, but, like, I'll try anything once, but I'm not waiting in line for a jar with like, I can make it. I could probably make a dot cake at home. I sound like a dot cake hater, but, like, I just don't get it. I, like, we hop on these trends so quickly. Like, remember the boo boos? How vintage is that? People forgot about them really quickly. But the Lobo thing was fucking nuts and it really freaked me out when people were putting Labubu on their beautiful Prada bags. Like, can we get a grip? This is weird. But like, vintage dot cakes will be vintage probably in two weeks. Short kings. I mean, I have hooked up with them for sure, but I wouldn't call them kings. They were like more short plebeians. I don't know. Like, there's this guy I'm thinking of that is British, that's not the tallest that I have like a huge crush on. Like, still to this day I would call him a short king and I would, I would date him tomorrow. So, yeah, I do think there are short kings out there. But like, I tend to go for the taller guy. I like, love to wear heels. Like, I don't want to be taller than my man. But like, no, no, no shade, no hate. I. I don't know Martha's Vineyard hot or not. Not. And it's because I'm biased. Also, my tax guy called me today because I have taxes due or some like that. And he told me, he goes, have you heard about the tick issue on Martha's Vineyard? I go, what do you mean the tick issue on Martha's Vineyard? Because he just assumed that they were on Antalkit as well. Apparently there. There's these ticks that are biting people and 50 of the people that had gotten bit by those ticks now have an allergic reaction, an allergy to meat and dairy. Like, what? What do you mean? That's like, I've never heard of anything like that. So I won't be hiking anytime soon or playing in the dunes. Not that I Had that planned, but like still kind of freaky. And I did not like that I could have gone my whole summer without knowing that information. Now I'm freaked out. But anyways, Martha's Vineyard not hot for that reason. But like also, I am Nantucket biased. Ballet flats not. But they look good on like girls that can like pull off like that. But I don't think they're my thing personally. My boyfriend has a girl best friend and they went on a friend's trip and they just went on a friendship in Europe. You gotta dump him, babe. They're. That's not hot. And I don't get. That's not your friend either. Oh, it's his friend. Guys, like, I don't believe in guys having like hot girl best friends. Like guys want to smash everything. Like, I'm sorry, that's just how I see them. I don't really believe that they're not smashing. I'm sorry, babe. I'm gonna hold your hand when I tell you this. Self tan summer, honestly hot because everyone knows the scar I have on my chest from getting burnt on antibiotics and people are really mean to me about it on the Internet. So I am gonna. I'm gonna have an SPF heavy summer. I'm gonna be wearing a lot of sunscreen and self tanning a lot. I'm just like not good at self self tan. I have someone that spray tans me. Shout out Golden Girls New York. And she's the only person I trust to like spray tan me. She's amazing. And you guys should look her up. She's the best. And she'll come right to your home, set up a little tent, spray you really quickly. And she's the nicest girl ever. Mary Jane heels. Hot or not. Who's Mary Jane, bro? What's that? Oh, I mean, not my thing. Sorry, Mary Jane. It's a no for me, babe. Boyfriends in and out. Boyfriends are multiple boyfriends plural. I think are in. Like I am trying to have a few boyfriends and I feel like that's fun and just. But like, I feel like summer is first being single and like letting your hair down and like meeting hot sexy men. Like being mysterious and you know, not settling down. I feel like the fall when it becomes like sweater weather and you like want to cuddle with someone, then we can get a boyfriend. But like for now, like have your tits out and stick your tongue down everyone's throat. Slutty mustache. Hot or not hot. That's like literally my type to a T is A slutty mustache. Recently, I've been really mustache maxing. And I just, like, love sitting on a guy's face when he has a mustache. There's something about it that just tickles me in more ways than one. I'm obsessed. Like, if you put all the guys I've hooked up with in the. In a room together from the past two years, I think 80 of them would have a slutty mustache. So I think they're hot. Rekindling things with an ax. Is it bad that I say that's hot? Like, having sex with your ex is like, the hottest thing ever. I'm sorry. Like, there's so much emotion and hate and disdain for each other, and it just makes, like, really passionate, hot sex. But, like, I would never, I would never. Either of my exes, they're too far gone. I think they're like, in other relationships too. I also don't think if, like, I passed my ex on the street, I would find them necessarily attractive right now. But, like, back then they were the moment, but I just feel like my taste has changed just a little bit. Yeah. So re killing things for the next. It's hot, but, like, it'll be hot for like three seconds before it's like, really not hot. And then you're like, this is disgusting and gross mullets, hot or not? I love a little sexy mullet with a little slutty ass mustache. There's like a guy I have a crush on right now that has both of those and I would move to LA to be with him. I'm not even kidding. I, like, low key, have like a ton of crushes right now. I feel like I'm just in heat or something. If he's a twin hot or not hot, I mean, I've. I've hooked up with a couple pairs of twins and I always thought it was hot. They were hot, I was hot. And we're all hot together. I mean, brothers in general. Like, I've done that before, and it's definitely time to be alive. And I'm reminiscent on it. And I still think they're hot. Honestly. Finance guys, hot or not, I, I typically find finance guys kind of full of it, but they will bring you out to a nice dinner. I feel like finance guys are so performative in a lot of ways and they all look alike and they, I. They tend to be a little dry when it comes to humor. I don't know, like, they're stressed out from work or like, whatever, but I don't think they have much style. Maybe I'm just thinking of one guy on in particular, but I don't think I've really given a finance guy the full chance. I also think finance guys are hotter when they're like a little older. Like a 40 year old, 35 to 40, a hot finance guy, like, sit up, like, make out with me. I get it. But like, guys my age that are finance guys, I feel like that's their whole personality is to tell everyone that they're in finance and like, babe, I don't give a what you do for work. I hate that when that's like the first question a guy asks ever. What do you do? Like, what do you care what I do? I'm influencer. Maxing in podcast maxing. And I'll probably talk about this on the Internet. Goodbye, buzz cuts. Hot or not? This beautiful girl. Beautiful girl wrote not. I mean, I don't know, it depends. Like, it kind of like, reminds me of like Juice Starkey with a buzz cut. So hot. I also saw that Rob Rouse recently got a buzz cut. Respectfully, he looks very fucking hot. Like, I get it. I didn't always get it with him, but I with the buzz cut, I get it. Okay? Yeah. So I think they are hot, but, like, situationally and circumstantially a fudge ton of chest hair. Hot or not, I don't think that's hot. I'm sorry, I know you can't control it. But you know what's worse than that is when they shave it and they're like stubbornly, like, at that point, just get laser. But I don't think it's hot, but like a little in the middle kind of fucking sexy. I don't know. But that's just me doing Molly and Ibiza. Hot or not? I'm trying to be a little bit more brand save here, but I would say that's hot. I would say that's hot. Girls having rosters, hot. But, like, I'm biased and I think I have, like, I've been definitely. I mean, I don't know, like, how many people are on the roster. If you have a whole football team that's not that hot, but if you have a few guys that you're entertaining and casually talking to and seeing hot, if they're all hot, then it's hot. Okay, but if they're all not hot, then it's not hot. Does that make sense to you? Okay, diva cups. What the fuck? What the fuck's a diva cup? I for is like, is it a Menstrual cup. It's a menstrual cup. I'm not putting a red solo cup in my. Like, that's not a thing. That sounds so uncomfortable. I mean, I'd give everything a try, but I think I'm gonna stick to tampons, which, by the way, I recently started using this brand, Rael R A E L. It's holistic cycle care for essentials, pads, tampons, supplements, skincare, and more. They offer clean, effective ingredients. Blah, blah, blah. So, like, these tampons are probably the most, like, comfortable tampons I've ever used in my life. And, you know when tampons can be, like, really uncomfortable and, like, chalky, like, blah, blah, blah. Like, kind of just like feels like there's a cardboard, you know, pull in your snatch. Like, these are like the most comfortable ever. And they are. I would say they're like the most effective tampon I've ever used. So putting them on, I gotta put my people on. Timothy Chalamet, Hot or not. I mean, he is swaggy. That guy is like some. Like, he dresses really well, so I think he is hot. Also, he's dating a baddie, so that makes him even hotter. So I would say he's hot for those reasons. But like, Timothy Chalamet 7 years ago when he had different hair and I feel like he dressed a little differently. I never got it why girls would, like, be obsessed with him. But I think he's got some motion now for sure. Love Island New cast Hot or not? I think it's too soon to tell. And I was saying that earlier. I think it's a bit too soon to tell. I do think the girls are hot. Like, Kate is hot. Kenzie, Melanie, Trinity I think is really hot. Like, I don't know why, but, like, Trinity's like my favorite. She like, cracks me. The UP Club 11 hot or not. It could be super hot when you're with the right group, but it can also be super not hot when you accidentally go upstairs with the guy that you met on Miami beach at the Faina and you go up to a private room with a stripper and then end up blowing him. Actually, that was hot. I don't even know why I'm saying that's not hot. That was fun and he was rich. It can be not hot sometimes. It can be like a little over stimulating for sure. All right, last one being socks with heels. I think it's kind of cool. Like, I think it can be cool if you do it right and you're hot. So I'm gonna give that a hot, but I think it depends on like the whole outfit at the end of the day. Okay, well anyways, that was fun and this was fun. Like I really love my solos and I feel like I was a bit more articulate today than I have been in some of my other solos. Like I was, I came here like super excited to like do these because sometimes when I have a guest on I feel like I'm like not catching people up on like my actual life and my day to day because I'm like talking to a guest about other shit, which I do love doing. I think a mix is great. And I've been trying to like figure out like that balance also like trying to figure out like what guests on are like. Like I like love kicking with people that have like high energy. Like high energy and like I can have shared experiences with. I'm just like trying to get in the flow of like what's working for the show and what's not working for the show. You know what, I'm still learning and doing my best. But I will say that I feel like trying to do these solos is like my favorite way to connect with you guys. And I really enjoyed doing this one. But as always, I love you guys. I will see you next Thursday. You know where to find me. You can watch me on YouTube, you can listen to me on any other platform. Tell your friends, your family, your grandpa, your mama, your ex boyfriend, tell them all about the show. And as always, my DMs are always open for any questions or whatever. Just you want advice. I'm always here and I'm going to use my solos honestly to answer those things. But as always, love you guys.
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