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Hi, this is H from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. Happy Thursday. How is everyone doing? I thought it'd be fun today to start out this episode with like a little Throwback Thursday moment. Like a little like, let's go back into time, let's strap up, let's tell a little story and let's get cozy and just like enjoy this crazy little cheating story. How I found out my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me as I was going into college. I've talked about this a little bit before. I never think it's smart to enter college in a relationship. And that's mainly because of this story, this experience. How I found out this guy was cheating on me. My boyfriend of Two years, blah blah, blah, blah blah. Anyways, it was week one of my freshman year of college. I was so excited, but a little bit nervous. It was also my first time at a co ed school since I was 8 years old. So I didn't know how I was gonna be able to like go to class with other guys. I was such a good girl coming like fresh out of Catholic school, didn't know what to expect and was really excited though, you know. But I had a boyfriend at the time and he was, you know, we had run into some things probably prior. Like he and I were kind of on the rocks. I think he wanted to dump me, honestly, and I wouldn't let him. I think that was the, the biggest point takeaway. I think that I was just like, I wouldn't let go of this man. Mainly because I feel like boyfriends, especially when you're going into new territory, I don't like the, the fear of the unknown. So I feel like going into college with someone that like you're familiar with someone that you can talk to. Like, I had no friends really that I knew at the school. I knew a couple of other girls that like might be potential friends, but like no one that was like a certain lock. So it's like nice to have someone that you can text and call, you know, kind of have a safe spot at home, like a little piece of home with you. Like when you're like navigating these new areas. Anyways, it was fucking syllabus week and like the. I hadn't even opened a fucking textbook yet. Like this is where the sus behavior began on his end. He went to a school that was probably five hours from me and same time zone, same everything. So we were on the same like going out schedule pretty much. He played a sport there, which I thought would be a safe bet. Like I feel like they like have like workouts planned and they have, you know, obligations and shit. Like I went in as a narp, like a non athletic regular person. So I kind of like feel like I had free reign to do whatever the fuck I wanted. And he was kind of on a schedule, so I thought that was a safe bet. But like in hindsight, you know, hindsight's always 20 20. I feel like a man on a sports team in college is probably like the least safe bet ever. That brings a lot of attention from girls, understandably. But I was naive and I was optimistic. I believed in loyalty at the time and felt like men could do no harm at that point. All these schools we Went to were like basically theater schools from the private school area that I was from, from Boston. So, like, Boston's very small. So people that went to private schools in the surrounding area kind of all went to the same kind of colleges in other surrounding areas. So everyone kind of. There was like not six degrees of separation. There was like two degrees of separation. So I kind of knew people that went to his school. He kind of knew people that went to my school. So, like, I felt like that was an extra layer of safety that I had in my back pocket. But no, it was just how the message got relayed to me even quicker. So we went out. It was a Saturday night. I think it was the first Saturday night of the year. I was being such a good girl. Wouldn't even make eye contact with any man. I was a saint because I was like, such a loyal. Back then, any red flag, this man would serve me in my direction. I would just like, look the other way and just like, see the best in him. Which was in like, not the best idea. Like, never see the best in any man because they'll always prove you wrong. So this man, he went out, it was a Saturday night, he went ghost on me really quickly. If he goes ghost on you, that's a red flag right off the bat. Like, that's a little sketchy. I was, okay, maybe he's just like making friends. It is the first week. Like, whatever. Anyways, I get a text at like 4am after the cheating had happened. And he never sent me a good night text, which I felt like was really fucking suspect. I was like, okay, this man should better fucking wish me a good night text. We were big texters back then. I feel like when you're 16, 17, 18, like, everyone's like, you're texting. Like, you don't. I don't believe, like, you know, as someone who's almost 28, nearly 30, whatever, check ins are fine. But like, back then, like, you're texting me every hour on the hour and I need to know, like, what your outfit looks like all the, like X, Y and Z. Anyways, he had cheated on me with this girl who coincidentally was in the same room when I gave him his first blow job. Which coincidentally I found out later. Anyways, this girl was. Went to middle school with my best friend's sister in, like, within two hours. The girl was like, oh, my God, guess who I hooked up with? That text got sent to my best friend's sister. And then the sister texted the sister and then I got the text by the morning. But by the time I opened my eyes, the first fucking text I see on my phone is, this man had betrayed me. And I was like, holy fucking shit. And I texted him, obviously, and I said, you need to call me. You need to call me right now. Because if you talk on the phone, he has less time to come up with a very well thought out text, which was an issue we had run into prior. He calls me up. He had his tail between. I could tell by his tone, he knew exactly what I was gonna ask him. And I said, listen, did you cheat on me? And he admitted it right off the bat. He was like, there's no way. I think it was like his out. He was like, you know what? Yeah, I actually did cheat on you and I would do it again. So I was like, fuck, he felt bad. But I was like. I could tell that he wanted out of the relationship, and I feel like that was his only way at that point. Because my claws were just like delved in. Like, I would not let go of this relationship. I needed it. I felt like I needed it to get me through at least the first trimester of college. Anyways. After that, you know, he did like, the whole. He barely apologized. Like, he knew at that point he knew me so well. Like, he knew I was gonna come back. He knew I was going to probably forgive him and deal with it. However, I was fucking pissed. And again, may I remind you, this is the first time I was at college with other guys there. So I went out pissed that same night, probably at a few too many tequilas. And I made out with this senior. I was a freshman, obviously. I made out with this senior who was like, really flirty, fun and cool. Didn't sleep with him like he did with the other girl, like my ex did with the other girl. I just made out with him. I felt so guilty. And before I even went to bed that night, after I made out with a fucking senior, I texted my ex and was like, I made out with a guy, just like, get at him. And he used this. He goes, you. You cheated on me? I was like, wait, no, I vindictively cheated on you back. But, like, this doesn't count. I just basically had a fancy ass handshake with my tongue with this man. I did not cheat on you. I didn't anyone. There was no penetration. There was no Sucky McGee. There was no none of that. So after that, he goes, okay, we're done. Like, we're breaking up. He broke up with me after fucking kiss. After I Basically said, you know what? Maybe we'll figure it out after you fuck this random bitch. And that was the first time I heard of him fucking some random ass girl. Anyways, we continue to talk. You know, we did the whole, like, little ex boyfriend game where, like, we'd check in and then we'd go through phases where, like, we, like, were really into each other. And then we go through phases where we, like, weren't so into each other and we were, like, fighting a lot. Like, fighting was entertaining and interesting because I felt like there was no guys I was really interested. Like, you always want to compare to, like, the guys you're meeting, especially your first year out into college. You're always comparing it to that safe, first big relationship that you had in high school, and nothing compared. Like, I was like, oh, like, I can't finish with these other random guys. Like, I don't feel like the. Like, I don't feel safe with these new men. Like, Like, I can't, like, be myself in front of these other guys. You always revert back to the ex that you feel comfortable with. So I found myself visiting him at college. I found myself continuing to see him. And I remember the first time I visited him up at his college, I saw the girl that he cheated on me with, and she kind of, like, gave me a look, and then he kind of gave me a look, and I fucking backhanded him in front of, like, all of his, like, little friends. And everyone was like, audibly gasp. And I was like, I probably shouldn't have done. And violence is not the answer, but he did wrong me. But anyways, I feel like after that first experience getting cheated on and getting, like, really just embarrassed and humiliated and just feeling so disrespected by a man, I feel like that's where I kind of turned into, like, an evil, little, you know, ho. My freshman year, I was just bouncing around from man to man, trying to, like, fill a void, figuratively and literally. And I feel like it kind of turned me into, like, a little bit of an asshole. But you know what? It built character. It built lore. Speaking of assholes, I wanted to go through a couple of your guys's. Am I the asshole? Submissions. Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Have you heard of Shopify? It's the commerce platform behind all the big brands you love. Oh. And it's the best place that you can start, grow, and manage a business, too. 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