Truth or drink, brand deal money, & her relationship status *ft. Delaney Rowe*

Summary

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Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: "Truth or drink, brand deal money, & her relationship status" ft. Delaney Rowe

April 16, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Extra Dirty is an unfiltered, hilarious, and intimate conversation between host Hallie Batchelder and guest Delaney Rowe. Over wine and candid banter, the two dive deep into topics like social media fame, relationships, money from brand deals, sexual adventures (and mishaps), the ups and downs of partying culture, friendship dynamics, and their own relationship statuses. The filters are off, the laughs are loud, and the conversation flows freely in this deeply personal—and extra dirty—girl talk session.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Origin Story & Friendship Vibe

• First Meeting & Immediate Connection
  • Met at a prestigious TIME 100 Creators event, instantly clicked ([02:00-03:09]).
  • Hallie: “I came up to you and I said... ‘I’m a huge fan, and I think we would be friends.’” ([02:28])
  • The night included a pit stop for Plan B and cigarettes: “The juxtaposition between being at that, like, prestigious of an event to having to run to CVS to take a plan B... we were smoking cigarettes at one point.” ([03:11-03:19])

2. Drinks, Hosting Etiquette, and Favorite Alcohol

• Hallie brings natural wine to the podcast, explains what makes wine "natural" ([03:51-05:56]).
• Delaney admits she's more of a cocktail girl, but “wants to take a page” from Hallie ([04:02]).
• Wine taste test devolves into jokes about “hairy” wine: “Oh, it’s hairy wine. It tastes good.” (Delaney, [05:59])

3. Day-to-Day Life & Social Habits

• Discuss routines and the difficulty of maintaining structure in New York ([06:24-07:41]).
• Both admit to rarely leaving their apartments unless for work or social obligations.
• Delaney’s glamorous image vs. reality: she usually Uber Eats her coffee rather than walking to Starbucks ([11:22-11:54]).
• Their dynamic as friends: “Every time I see you, I feel like you’re making out with someone.” (Hallie, [20:40])

4. Attitudes Toward Social Media

• Hallie reveals she doesn’t “scroll” and purposefully avoids much of social media after a tough breakup ([16:18-17:26]).
• Delaney discusses the pitfalls of sharing too much, especially after getting “cancelled” over her candid takes on condoms ([18:24-19:48]).
• Both discuss parasocial relationships and the boundaries between private and public life ([59:57-60:26]).

5. Brand Deals, Fame, and Money

• Delaney’s “Good Wipes” campaign hilariously haunted her family but paid well ([14:25-15:49]).
• Brand deal money: Delaney shares she’s made up to $250k for a campaign ([82:46]).
• Billboards, brand safety, and public embarrassment stories abound.

6. Dating, Relationship Status & Sex

• Both currently single and loving the freedom: “There would be... maybe a couple people who’d be like, I think we’re dating” (Delaney, [19:56-20:18]).
• Candid talk about hookups, not catching feelings, and redefining the value of sex ([24:34-27:34]).
• Hallie: “I do think sex is a little overrated. I think we put a premium on it that is unnecessary.” ([25:17])
• Delaney’s “bender” stories, including hooking up with a different industry person every night at SXSW ([26:08-26:32]).
• Amusing honesty: “Make out with everyone, have sex with no one.” (Hallie, [20:47])

7. Scandals, Cancel Culture & Handling Criticism

• Hallie: “Anything I’ve ever been criticized for... if it’s not already an insecurity, it doesn’t hurt me.” ([13:00-13:35])
• Delaney: The “Handsome Squidward” meme hurt (“Honestly, it ruined my…” [13:39]), but she’s learned to process criticism.
• Both avoid reading most online comments now ([13:52-13:56]).

8. Work, Writing, and Creative Process

• Hallie describes her day: up early, reads, writes her nonfiction comedy essays/book ([28:08-29:10]).
• Plans for a potential series or film based on her essays ([29:10-29:19]).
• Delaney’s “fast and loose” content creation: “There’s no structure to my shit. If you looked back at all my content, I’m arguably redundant.” ([56:31-56:38])
• Discussion on why social media success is often resented: “Every time a social media person really makes it big… it mocks the shadow self in every single person that goes, I have the same opportunity right here in my hand” (Hallie, [57:23-57:42]).

9. Partying, Anxiety & Industry Lifestyle

• How the lack of structure in their careers makes it easy to lean into partying ([36:19-37:13]).
• Dealing with “hangxiety” and bad decisions: “Waking up from calls from publicists, stories up for 24 hours, pushing deadlines…” (Delaney, [38:14-38:36]).
• Confession: “I don’t do drugs. In a way, I kind of hate that for me because I feel like I miss a lot of invites because I don’t do drugs.” (Hallie, [40:45-40:48]).

10. Self-worth, Therapy, and Emotional Growth

• Delaney reveals her tendencies to go after emotionally unavailable people, linking it to old insecurities ([49:00-50:13]).
• Therapy talk: both have mixed feelings (Hallie technically still in therapy but "ghosting" her therapist for a month; Delaney considering going back—[50:33-51:05]).

11. Truth or Drink & Rapid Fire Segment

• Hilarious lightning round of “He’s a 10, but…” and “Truth or Drink":
  • “He’s a 10, but he has an IMDb account but no credits.” - “Oh, six.” ([68:44-68:52])
  • Most money Delaney’s made in a brand deal: “$250k.” ([82:46])
  • Grossest sexual experience: Delaney’s ex farting while finishing ([85:08-85:29])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On internet hate:
  “Anything that I’ve ever been criticized about doesn’t really hurt my feelings because it’s not something that I’ve already held as an insecurity.” — Hallie ([13:00])

• On sex:
  “I do think sex is a little overrated. I think we put a premium on it that is unnecessary.” — Hallie ([25:17])

• On money from brand deals:
  “I just looked at the fee, how much they were paying me, and I was like, this is sick.” — Delaney ([15:08])

• On parasocial relationships:
  “It’s like a psychology thing—it’s going to be in psychology books one day.” — Delaney ([60:17])

• On dating & talking online:
  “Every guy that I like, I don’t talk about him online. If I talk to you online, it’s a telltale sign I don’t like you.” — Delaney ([45:18])

• On social media fame:
  “Every time a social media person really makes it big... it mocks the shadow self in every single person that goes, I have the same opportunity right here in my hand, and it pisses them off.” — Hallie ([57:23-57:44])

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Timestamps: Important Segments

• [02:00] – How Hallie & Delaney met, instantly clicking at the TIME 100 event.
• [11:22] – Delaney’s relatable Uber Eats confession.
• [14:25] – Delaney’s infamous “Good Wipes” brand deal story.
• [16:18] – Why Hallie stopped scrolling social media.
• [19:56–20:18] – Both clarify their single status, talk about non-exclusivity.
• [25:17] – Honest opinions on sex and its supposed value.
• [38:14] – “Bad decisions, anxiety, waking up to calls from publicists...” (Delaney on consequences of partying)
• [49:00] – Delaney opens up about chasing emotionally unavailable men.
• [56:31] – Breakdown of how both structure (or don’t) their social media content.
• [57:23] – Hallie’s theory on why social media stars draw so much ire.
• [68:33–69:57] – “He’s a 10, but...” segment—rapid-fire relationship red and green flags.
• [82:46] – Delaney reveals her top brand deal payout.

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Closing Thoughts & Takeaways

This episode is the ultimate hang with two smart, funny, and rawly honest women dissecting life in the internet age—where self-exposure, self-awareness, and self-doubt mingle with freedom, fun, and fame. It’s candid, messy, and wise, with both heart and humor. Whether talking about getting canceled for condom opinions, laughing at embarrassing hook-ups, or revealing how much brand deals really pay, Hallie and Delaney are equally vulnerable and hilarious.

If you want to understand modern female friendship, social media stardom, and what unfiltered honesty between women actually sounds like—this is your episode.

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Transcript

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[Delaney Rowe]

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[Halle]

Oh, I'm a Virgo. I'm September 8th.

[Delaney Rowe]

What does that mean, Virgo?

[Halle]

I don't know. I don't know anything about psychology. Wait, wait.

[Delaney Rowe]

Astrology.

[Halle]

Wait, astrol. There we go.

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[Delaney Rowe]

Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. We have Delaney Rowe here. The most beautiful, the most talented comedian, actress, gorgeous, my friend. How much do you like that intro?

[Halle]

I love that intro.

[Delaney Rowe]

That was like a great intro.

[Halle]

It was natural. Felt loose. I'm like, felt like we've known each other for years.

[Delaney Rowe]

We have known each other, but yes,

[Halle]

we've known each other for a year.

[Delaney Rowe]

Up for one year. For one year. But we hit it off and we

[Halle]

hit it off and we've hung out twice, thrice, maybe, maybe three times.

[Delaney Rowe]

Wait, remember the first time we hung out?

[Halle]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Delaney Rowe]

Can we go over that? Like, we got dinner. I think I, like, crashed a date. You were on.

[Halle]

We got dinner. Well, what was really funny about that is we had met at what was a very kind of prestigious event, which was like, time 100 creators.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Which I feel very gracious for having been on that list.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't even know why I wasn't. I wasn't even on the list. I don't know why I was there, honestly.

[Halle]

Which you told me you're like, I don't know why I'm here. No.

[Delaney Rowe]

Some girl comes up to me, that worked out like an agency and was like, why are you here if you're not a list? And I was like, all right, I'm going to go. Bye.

[Halle]

Well, you looked so good.

[Delaney Rowe]

Thank you.

[Halle]

And I came up to you and I said, hi. We've been talking online for a while, but I'm a huge fan, and I think we would be friends.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And then you were, like, floating around, and you're kind of like, I don't know why I'm here. I'm like, do you want to get dinner? And then you said, yes. And then I said, just hold on one sec. I got a plan B.

[Delaney Rowe]

You go. You went.

[Halle]

You went, what? Like, what, you're gonna ditch me? Like, if you're gonna ditch me. Like, I thought I was, you know, like, plan A. I was like, no, Kelly, I gotta. I gotta go take plan B. I

[Delaney Rowe]

gotta go buy plan B. And then, like, I think you went, yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

And then I went. And then. And then. And took it. And then we had dinner, and it was great.

[Delaney Rowe]

We had a great time.

[Halle]

Sort of, like, way to start the night.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

But no, the juxtaposition between being at that, like, prestigious of an event to having to run to cvs.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

To take a plan B. I think

[Delaney Rowe]

we were smoking cigarettes at one point. Always. Were we always.

[Halle]

I mean. I mean, if. If I'm drinking, I'm smoking a cigarette. No.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. I feel like they kind of go with each other. You were the first person that's bought brought me alcohol here, which I'm like,

[Halle]

so that's crazy to me. I don't think it's appropriate to ever show up to something like this, where someone's put in so much work and then they come on and they don't thank you for it.

[Delaney Rowe]

I mean, this is like. It's like a housewarming gift, honestly.

[Halle]

Exactly. Like, don't show up to someone's dinner party and not bring a bottle of natural wine.

[Delaney Rowe]

Honestly, it's natural.

[Halle]

Can you explain to me the reason why I brought you this is because, like, I know that this isn't your bag, but it's mine. And I thought that it would be funny to ingratiate you into the world of natural wine.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, Like, I'm. I feel like I want to take a page out of your book. I'm a cocktail girl, but I'm also. I'm like an alcohol person.

[Halle]

Well, you said that cocktails get you there quick. And I said, you know, I don't know. I think all cats look the same in the dark.

[Delaney Rowe]

In the dark.

[Halle]

Which is true if you're drinking enough.

[Delaney Rowe]

Is it like, the orange wine?

[Halle]

This one looks to me more like a light red, but we're gonna see. Let's see.

[Delaney Rowe]

Put it in the light.

[Halle]

It could. I don't know. Let's find out. I did not buy this. My sweet assistant bought this for me. As we were wrapping up today, I said, I'm bringing Halle something. Can we run across the street and get something?

[Delaney Rowe]

You're so sweet. Let me do the honors.

[Halle]

I tried to open a bottle of wine under pressure the other day, and I cracked the cork. Shameful.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm shocked. I haven't, like. It's like a swing and a wrist for me.

[Halle]

There you go. And this is a height. Height table.

[Delaney Rowe]

More like vary it beneath.

[Halle]

It's good, though, because then you can kind of sit and not worry about whatever the. Your top is doing.

[Delaney Rowe]

Exactly. Oh. Oh, you.

[Halle]

You know, you're hedging it. Oh, almost.

[Delaney Rowe]

Wait,

[Halle]

there it is. Oh, yeah, there it is. And then. And then do one more. Yep.

[Delaney Rowe]

And then this one.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, I didn't know that. That's why it's two chairs. I know.

[Halle]

It's like a ladder.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay.

[Halle]

It wants you to. It wants you to succeed.

[Delaney Rowe]

This thing's, like, in my face, Yo.

[Halle]

So that looks like.

[Delaney Rowe]

It looks like sangria.

[Halle]

Yeah. That's like a red. Oh, thank you.

[Delaney Rowe]

Is you would say this is red wine, gentlemen.

[Halle]

This is a red wine. It's just a natural red wine, and people are gonna.

[Delaney Rowe]

What makes it natural?

[Halle]

Is it made of natural? The definition. The definition of natural wine is that it's a wine where there's nothing added to it and nothing taken away. So, like, when you get to the bottom of this bottle, it's gonna have all this, like, weird, hairy, gross.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, you're really selling me on this. Thanks.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

No.

[Halle]

Ah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, it's hairy wine. It tastes good.

[Halle]

Why don't we try it and then we'll see what happens.

[Delaney Rowe]

All right. Cheers. Eye contact.

[Halle]

That's really good to me.

[Delaney Rowe]

Actually, it's pretty good.

[Halle]

It tastes like a Gatorade.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, it tastes like an unwell. Hydration.

[Halle]

Sorry. It tastes like.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, you are cut.

[Halle]

That tastes like an unwell.

[Delaney Rowe]

How are you?

[Halle]

I'm doing really well. I had a good day, and I have been traveling a lot. I've been gone for, like, a month.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And I just got back to New York. I'm realizing it is hard to make plans in New York.

[Delaney Rowe]

What do you mean?

[Halle]

I find it so easy to isolate New York.

[Delaney Rowe]

I have this problem too. Like, I don't leave my apartment unless I am obligated to. Or it's for, like, you know, going out plans. But, like, I'm a fan plan.

[Halle]

No, that's it. Same.

[Delaney Rowe]

Absolutely.

[Halle]

But hold on. Miss Afters five nights a week. Where'd that go?

[Delaney Rowe]

Are you. Where's she. No, I do that, but like, I don't like, enjoy the city in ways that other people do. Like, I don't like, go for walks, you know?

[Halle]

Me neither.

[Delaney Rowe]

People, like, enjoy, like exercising and stuff like that.

[Halle]

I do enjoy exercising. However, I am going to try and do a couple things that I want to do. Like, I want to like bring like

[Delaney Rowe]

a bottle of wine.

[Halle]

Like this.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Or something to say job. You pulled it from my brain.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, we're finishing. Yeah, we should go together.

[Halle]

Finish each other's.

[Delaney Rowe]

It'll be exposure therapy. Sentences. Did you have any New Year's resolutions?

[Halle]

No.

[Delaney Rowe]

Are you like, like, you're not a New Year's resolution type of person, are you? Do you like a skincare routine?

[Halle]

No.

[Delaney Rowe]

So what is your. Do you have a hobby? Do you have hobbies?

[Halle]

No, I have a job. No, I don't have a hobby. I would love to create some mental space for all of those things, but every day is like a disaster.

[Delaney Rowe]

What does your day to day look like?

[Halle]

Oh, wait, I really wanted to ask you this.

[Delaney Rowe]

We can work.

[Halle]

Can you go first? Because I was so curious about you because you were telling the people on the last episode. It's kind of new. You're waking up at 8, but usually you wake up at 3.

[Delaney Rowe]

I go through faces.

[Halle]

Okay, so tell me, like now, like, what did today look like?

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, today was a work day. I woke up really early. I had to be in hair and makeup at like. Actually it was not really, like noon. I had to be in hair and makeup. And then I was doing, you know, confessional stuff for this TV show I'm filming this reality TV show.

[Halle]

Do they know about it?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, they don't know about it, but

[Halle]

now they're about it. I don't like, it's not gonna see

[Delaney Rowe]

the light of day. Like, we filmed a pilot, it might see the light of day. I don't know.

[Halle]

But like last night, did you drink last night? Did you go out last night?

[Delaney Rowe]

So last night was my best friend Dylan's birthday. So I went to Nobu with him, Avi, to celebrate. Celebrate.

[Halle]

Oh, I saw that on your TikTok.

[Delaney Rowe]

Celebrate a birth.

[Halle]

Of course.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's an emotional write off for me. Yeah. So I've been on quite a little bender, I'm not gonna lie. But I'm a functional drinker.

[Halle]

Same. I mean, who knows how long that'll last though. I feel like Charlie Sheen probably said that at one point.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I feel like Charlie Sheen sometimes.

[Halle]

I do too. My God. I went to Tokyo for New Year's. I had gone with someone who was sort of a different travel match than me and party match, but I didn't

[Delaney Rowe]

really know that before going, like, party. More or less. Way less. It was like, you like to fucking party?

[Halle]

Yeah, I do. Yeah. It was like if Dora the Explorer and Charlie Sheen went to Tokyo. That was kind of never been to Tokyo.

[Delaney Rowe]

But I heard it's fun.

[Halle]

I was like, well, I. I also heard it's fun, so, you know, I do like to party. And it's a funny thing where people like you, meaning people who are more open about that on the Internet. Like, you're a front facing camera girl. Like, you talk about your life all the time, and I'm not that at all. Sometimes if people like you meet me.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. They're like, whoa.

[Halle]

You like to party?

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, you like to rip it, like, just like me. And I love.

[Halle]

Yes. Yes. I see a lot of myself in you.

[Delaney Rowe]

No. Yeah. That's why we bonded when I was younger.

[Halle]

When I was. How old are you?

[Delaney Rowe]

Wait, I'm 28.

[Halle]

When I was 28.

[Delaney Rowe]

How old are you?

[Halle]

47.

[Delaney Rowe]

I came with you.

[Halle]

I might as well be.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm 30. No, like, I probably. My liver is probably. 48.

[Halle]

Cirrhosis.

[Delaney Rowe]

I definitely turning green. Turning green at some point, right?

[Halle]

The whites of your eyes.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, check those. Yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

No, but I do love that about you. I love that about your father. Your father.

[Delaney Rowe]

What else do you like about me and my family? Come on. I like compliments.

[Halle]

I like your hot brother Sammy.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay, you're like, call me. Yeah.

[Halle]

What is he, like 11?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, he's 24.

[Halle]

Ah. Just one year younger than my ex.

[Delaney Rowe]

Do you like younger guys or older guys? What's your, like, most consistent type? Or if you put all your ex. Hold on.

[Halle]

We have like 12 tabs open right now.

[Delaney Rowe]

I know.

[Halle]

Getting back to your. We're getting back to your daily routine. We're getting back to that. I will quickly answer that question. Adderall. I'm holding this on my finger right here. Okay, about getting back to your routine, but quickly. My type is tall, brunette, funny. Ish. But smart. More important.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay, yeah. Same industry or like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or peripheral adjacent.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay.

[Halle]

Okay. Back to your.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay. So a typical day in my life, I would ideally wake up between 10 to 11. I Uber eats Starbucks, and it's always a shaken, a brown sugar, shaken oat, milk, Espresso with a strawberry cold foam.

[Halle]

Okay. And why aren't you just getting your ass to the Starbucks?

[Delaney Rowe]

Because I don't.

[Halle]

I know where you live. You live right near me. And I know how many Starbucks are by us.

[Delaney Rowe]

I know. So why am I paying 18 on UberEats for a coffee?

[Halle]

Because to me, it's almost worse. The effort of, like, checking the phone, waiting for it to arrive, having to go, like, buzz and, you know, go down and blah, blah, blah, then just go in.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's putting shoes on and putting clothes on. I don't like to do that.

[Halle]

Oh, I just got in pajamas.

[Delaney Rowe]

I typically do that too, but I just, like. I get up and I'm dizzy and I just like, like to lay down.

[Halle]

Because you had the afters.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, because I had the after. I'm like an afters aholic.

[Halle]

I've been to one.

[Delaney Rowe]

You have been to one? Yeah. You came to.

[Halle]

And I was like, can I smoke six cigarettes inside? No.

[Delaney Rowe]

Chain smoking cigarettes in there. And like, everyone was smoking cigs in there. And like, everyone was, like, having the best time ever.

[Halle]

It was a great night.

[Delaney Rowe]

But, like, I accidentally. I think I should put my phone down at the afters.

[Halle]

Why? Because you be posting.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Finger happy.

[Halle]

What's finger happy?

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, post post. No, but that's.

[Halle]

What is your brand. So that makes sense to me.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. But I just think I. The last thing I posted ended up on Reddit. There was like, oh, everything I do

[Halle]

ends up on Reddit.

[Delaney Rowe]

Do you have. Do you get. Do you have haters? Yeah. Why? How could they ever hate you? I think you're funny.

[Halle]

I think there's just some criticism available to anyone who puts himself out there

[Delaney Rowe]

is part of the job. Yeah.

[Halle]

Which is fine with me. I don't care. Anything that I've ever been criticized about doesn't really hurt my feelings because it's not something that I've already held as an insecurity. If some. Somebody goes after something that I've previously, like a story in my head that's already reeling. Yeah. Then it hurts my feelings. But usually it's not that. It's usually something like, her eyes are shockingly close together, and I'm like, oh, I didn't. I never thought about that. They are. But. But. But it doesn't bother me.

[Delaney Rowe]

People used to call me Handsome Squidward.

[Halle]

Oh, good.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

God.

[Delaney Rowe]

Good. Yeah, Good God. Yeah. Like, and they would post that picture when they started being able to post pictures in the comment section of TikTok. Like, honestly, it ruined my.

[Halle]

I don't even look at that.

[Delaney Rowe]

You don't read comments?

[Halle]

No.

[Delaney Rowe]

Nothing.

[Halle]

Nothing.

[Delaney Rowe]

I need to take a page out of your book.

[Halle]

Nothing. I'm really not online except for my own thing. And then if I have to do something, like, I doing this, I'm gonna do a deep dive on you for about a week and, like, make sure I'm up to date. You're working. Yeah, but I don't like to scroll.

[Delaney Rowe]

You did a deep dive on me?

[Halle]

Yeah, of course.

[Delaney Rowe]

What do you know?

[Halle]

Well, fuck, I know the famous stories.

[Delaney Rowe]

I know the doing all my cancellations.

[Halle]

I know all your cancellations. I'm also obsessed with the ad of you that runs across New York City. Is it still up? What is it called?

[Delaney Rowe]

Good Wipes.

[Halle]

Good. Good Wipes. And what is that for your ass?

[Delaney Rowe]

It's for your vagina. But, like, I mean. Or both. I mean, they're all in the general area.

[Halle]

Anything's a good wife if you're brave enough.

[Delaney Rowe]

No. Yeah, but, like, my grandma goes, thank God I don't share a last name with you because this is so embarrassing for our family.

[Halle]

Not embarrassing. It's money. You made money and it's fucking funny. And, like, you were ballsy enough to do that. I think it's awesome. I also, I saw it and I went, hell, yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, Like, I also, full transparency didn't redline, like, the contract. I didn't know it was gonna be on a billboard.

[Halle]

You don't have lawyers?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I have lawyers. Like, I just looked at the fee, how much they were paying me, and I was like, this is sick.

[Halle]

Yeah, I understand that.

[Delaney Rowe]

But I didn't read that I was gonna be on a billboard sitting on a toilet.

[Halle]

And I'm sorry, nobody broke that down to you because we gotta talk about.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think they probably did. You know that show I love la,

[Halle]

I've not seen it.

[Delaney Rowe]

But, like, I had a moment where I was like, oh, my God, I want a billboard, like, on sitting on a toilet. It was like, that kind of moment.

[Halle]

Well, what did you think it was going to be? Just some social media?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes. I'm like, I would be holding a wife near my, like, holding a wipe, talking about, like, yeah, they smell good.

[Halle]

Well, look, I loved it and I think probably everyone, like all of your friends loved it and probably just sent you it all the time and thought it was really funny and great.

[Delaney Rowe]

Well, like, it kind of worked because, like, it was like, extra dirty. Like my podcast and keep your ass extra clean. Like, the way they like picture to me, I was like, this Is, like, perfect.

[Halle]

You keep your ass extra clean.

[Delaney Rowe]

Do you use them? It's the cleanest. Yeah, I do.

[Halle]

Great.

[Delaney Rowe]

I also use them to, like, clean my surfaces, my apartment.

[Halle]

After you've cleaned your ass.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, exactly. After the afters. Yeah. Wait, so we were talking about this before we started recording, but, like, you're not chronically online at all. What is your for your page? Do you, like, scroll?

[Halle]

I don't. Wouldn't even know what my for you page is. I don't scroll. I know that sounds crazy and, like, I'm lying, but I really don't. And it was because. Not for the reason that you would think it was not because I was, like, feeling jealous or whatever the hell. Or comparative. I had gone through a horrible breakup. I was, like, so sad and looking at social media. It was me trying to manufacture dopamine and serotonin, and I was like, there's nothing that will work. This can't get me that high anymore. This can't do it. It is broken. Fuck it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I can't do it. It is broken. And it's just compounding the fact that I can't be happy in this moment.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And so I was off for a really long time as I healed through that breakup, and then it just kind of stuck.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I kind of like. I feel like that's probably, like, a healthy approach.

[Halle]

It wasn't a choice. I had to. I was like. Every time I would go on there, like, see some advice about dating or something, or, God forbid, see something about me on there, it would just break me. Like. Like. Like that. Like, first week of the breakup, I had gotten, like, ripped to shreds for something.

[Delaney Rowe]

Was it like, a public breakup or, like, a private breakup?

[Halle]

Oh, no, it was a private breakup, but I had just gotten, like, ripped to shreds for, like, something I was wearing at some event. And I was like, I'm actually good.

[Delaney Rowe]

And you're like, I'm good on scrolling.

[Halle]

Oh, my goodness. Ah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever gotten canceled for anything?

[Halle]

Mm. And, like, and then you just kind of go, like, it feels like the world is ending. And then, I don't know, something Alex Cooper said or I guess Matt said to Alex, which was, like, two weeks. Two weeks. And then everyone forgets.

[Delaney Rowe]

He does say that all the time. Because she does a lot get some shit online. And I definitely get online, too.

[Halle]

It.

[Delaney Rowe]

People have the attention span of mice. Yeah. Like. And there's always me. Something new in the news cycle.

[Halle]

Your shit online is really funny. I love to be on Your close friends.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

That made me feel special.

[Delaney Rowe]

You're on it, right? Yeah, no, my post. I post more of my close friends.

[Halle]

All of it. It's so funny.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, I process all my close friends. It's like they're.

[Halle]

Me too.

[Delaney Rowe]

Me too.

[Halle]

I love that.

[Delaney Rowe]

But like, when I. Like, the last thing I got canceled for was like a common condoms. The condom thing.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Which I double down on. Like, it probably was like, the best.

[Halle]

Can you remind me the thesis of your opposers?

[Delaney Rowe]

So I said yes. So I made the statement on a podcast that, like, condoms kind of ruined the vibe and not like, when people whip them out, like, I got a golden tick. It kind of just, like I said, it ruins the vibe. But I also. People didn't clip this part. But, like, I also said that these guys that ask you to wear condoms, it's always like the guy that, like, is like an athlete or something. Like, they are, like, thinking I'm trying to, like, lock them into, like, a pregnancy or something.

[Halle]

Like, oh, interesting.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's like the semi famous people like that. It kind of rubs me the wrong way.

[Halle]

Okay, no problem. I mean, hey, look, that's a take from a person who's at a very specific relationship to sex and dating.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes.

[Halle]

So, yeah, I guess it's not relatable to a lot of the world.

[Delaney Rowe]

And I also said I don't know a lot of people that use condoms. Like, I don't. And like, maybe that's. I mean, I don't even know if I'm going to keep this part in. But, like, I don't even.

[Halle]

I think you're being diplomatic right now.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, but, like, I shouldn't have said it. I shouldn't have doubled down on it because it created a bigger conversation about, like, getting tested. I never. I always get tested. But, like, sure you do. Yeah, often.

[Halle]

All right, let's go.

[Delaney Rowe]

Don't we all. Let's go to the next topic. Who are you dating? I'm single. You're single?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Are you single?

[Halle]

I am single. But there would be, like, maybe a couple people who'd be like, I think we're dating.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's like, literally that. That's the vibe I want for this spring.

[Halle]

I don't know.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's not my fault. Guys that see this that are like, wait, I thought we were exclusive.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

So, no. No, I'm single.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. And having fun.

[Halle]

Totally. I feel like I love dating.

[Delaney Rowe]

I feel like the last time I saw you were, like, definitely making out

[Halle]

with someone, but maybe not. Well, they. Well, I don't know.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't know. I'm not gonna give any descriptions. No.

[Halle]

No. I'm single.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Do you like being single?

[Halle]

I love it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like I'm. I've been single for like seven years. Yeah.

[Halle]

Every time I see you, I feel like you're making out with someone.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, that's true. I make out with everyone.

[Halle]

Make out with everyone, have sex with no one.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's what I think I'm learning the second half of that part. I think I give a lot of. I give a lot of me to a lot of people.

[Halle]

Wow. Actually say more about that. I love where we're going with this.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes.

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[Halle]

what meaning do you ascribe to sex?

[Delaney Rowe]

I think through the years I've kind of gotten so used to like not being like valued in a romantic way but like still like wanting and needing sex and it just kind of has lost value to me in a. Probably a negative way.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Cause like it should be special and it's not. Honestly it's not that good when it's, you know, it's probably better with some. I've learned a way to like make it fun for me when it's like not with someone I care about. But I think that it like. I don't know, I've just like. I think it's. The meaning's been lost for me.

[Halle]

But look, in general, I actually do think sex is a little overrated.

[Delaney Rowe]

It is.

[Halle]

I do think sex is a little overrated. I think we put a premium on it that is unnecessary. But I also think it's like alcohol. If you take breaks from it and you drink on like a night that is like really fun, you get drunker and you have a better time.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

So it's like that. It's like if you go on a bender of drinking, every night's like, Jesus Christ. I'm just trying to get like back to zero and blah blah blah. So it's I think similar to sex in that way.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. I mean I go through phases where I don't sleep with anyone for months. Like seven months. And then I'll, like, also go through phases where, like, I can hook up with, like, five guys in, like, a month.

[Halle]

A night.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, a night would be crazy. But I've had some really sketchy months recently.

[Edible Arrangements Ad Voice]

Really?

[Halle]

Wait, tell me the craziest thing that you've done in this sort of, like, bender that you're coming off of that you spoke of earlier.

[Delaney Rowe]

I was in Austin.

[Halle]

This is my podcast now.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, this is. I honestly kind of love it. No one ever asked me questions on here.

[Halle]

You know what? Fuck them. And they never bring you wine.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, they also never bring me fucking wine, so.

[Halle]

All right, I'm out with it.

[Delaney Rowe]

I was in Austin, Texas, a couple weeks ago, and I hooked up with someone each night I was there.

[Halle]

South by.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

And they were all, like, industry people.

[Halle]

Hell, yeah. Yeah. Well, were you happy about it?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, because, like, I realized in the middle of each that I was too drunk and I just kicked him out. Because if I can't finish, there's no point in me having sex.

[Halle]

I think that's feminist. That's feminist.

[Delaney Rowe]

There's, like, why would I want to, like, please you if I can't please me?

[Halle]

I understand that I have a sort of different take on that. I don't think that an orgasm, like, my orgasm, is necessary for me to enjoy the experience.

[Delaney Rowe]

Really?

[Halle]

No, no. I think that's, like. Because personally, like, to kind of have that, I have to be very comfortable with somebody for months or go to such a private place in my own mind.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's what I do.

[Halle]

That I'd actually rather just kind of. And then, like, sort of jettison the orgasm.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Like, kind of like the foreplay of it all.

[Halle]

Sure. That's. You know what? Great. And then I have, like, this fun connection and great story and blah, blah, blah, blah. So I'm not focusing on that as much. I don't know. So, like, justice for not having an orgasm.

[Delaney Rowe]

Justice for the ones that can't finish.

[Halle]

That's right.

[Delaney Rowe]

And we're just as feminists, I think. Yes, Exactly.

[Halle]

I'm feminist 2.0.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think I just, like. Like you said, I go to this, like, really private place in my head and I block them out almost.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

And find the finish line.

[Halle]

Exactly. And so I'm not always wanting to do that. I'm kind of like, let's see what's up here.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, let's explore what's going on here. Wait. I kind of, like, love the outlook I feel like this is sex ed for me.

[Halle]

Check it out.

[Delaney Rowe]

Wait, so what is your day to day look like?

[Halle]

Okay, my day to day or what's

[Delaney Rowe]

it give me a day in your life?

[Halle]

Like a day in my life is I wake up at like 7 or 8 and I. This is so nerdy. But I try to like. Whatever book I'm in the middle of, I'll try to like read a little bit, maybe for 30 minutes. And then it's. Well, look, it's because I'm in the middle of finishing a book right now. So in order to write, I get encouraged to do it by reading something good. Cause then I go like, oh shit,

[Delaney Rowe]

maybe I could make something so you're really fucking smart.

[Halle]

I don't know. That's up to you to decide.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think you are.

[Halle]

It's up for you all to. Well, I don't read well.

[Delaney Rowe]

Reading. Reading's high base.

[Halle]

What about an audiobook?

[Delaney Rowe]

I need visuals.

[Halle]

Okay, well, you can read my book.

[Delaney Rowe]

You'll like that.

[Halle]

It's about, you know, sex and drugs and rock and roll.

[Delaney Rowe]

So. Wait. Yeah. Can you send me your book?

[Halle]

It's not done yet, but I will.

[Delaney Rowe]

When's it done? What's it about?

[Halle]

We talk about it. It's a book of nonfiction comedy essays about my life. About men, about sex, about love, about food, about partying.

[Delaney Rowe]

Wait, that's gonna be the book?

[Halle]

It's a funny book.

[Delaney Rowe]

You should make it a series. A movie.

[Halle]

That is the plan.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, I. You definitely were going there with that. I feel like every. That sounds like a good book though.

[Halle]

Cuz if I'm really excited.

[Delaney Rowe]

I feel like you like have so many moving parts and you're so successful in different aspects of your life. Like you're a comedian, you're good on social media, you like to party. Like you do everything.

[Halle]

Like that's something the most.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like we are definitely a party match.

[Halle]

So. Okay, hold on. I'm holding this on my finger here to come back to right there. And I'm just gonna finish my day. I'm finish my day real quick.

[Delaney Rowe]

Finish your day just.

[Halle]

Cause I want to see if it matches with yours at all.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay. I didn't even finish my tab.

[Halle]

Oh, fuck. 17 different tabs. Someone get us a goddamn Adderall. Okay, so after I read, I write, then for a while and then I work out. So I'll either do Pilates or go for a run.

[Delaney Rowe]

What are the timestamps on this?

[Halle]

Timestamps are. So I'm trying to get out for a workout. At 9:45-10. Because then my assistant comes at 11. When she comes in, it's just like, I have no choice but to lock in. And she's something that's given my life a lot of structure, which you understand. We don't have very structured lives. It's kind of hard to find that. So she comes in, and then we'll do some sort of admin for a while, and then we shoot personal content. If I have it that day, if the creative gods descend, which doesn't always happen. I feel that. And then we'll shoot like, a brand deal with whatever time in the day is left. We just, like, putter around and, like, move a mason jar from there to there.

[Delaney Rowe]

What does your evening look like?

[Halle]

Evening looks like if I'm being a good girl, I go to Whole Foods and I buy something exciting to cook, and I'll cook something. And, like, instead of.

[Delaney Rowe]

Is this a hobby?

[Halle]

Okay, great. Yes. But it was my job at one point, so. I used to be a private chef.

[Delaney Rowe]

Well, yeah. Wait, I heard that was in my notes. You, like, fake got into culinary school.

[Halle]

Oh, I didn't fake it. I did not get it. I was not in culinary school. I just pretended that I was on my resume when I was applying for job.

[Delaney Rowe]

And you got the job?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Are you a good cook?

[Halle]

Really good. You have to come to a dinner party. I'm gonna throw one in, like, three weeks when I get back from bed.

[Delaney Rowe]

Coachella. Coachella. Are you going to Coachella? Are you going. I'm going to Coachella.

[Halle]

Are you going weekend one?

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm going weekend one.

[Halle]

I'll see you there.

[Delaney Rowe]

Halle, can we go the afters together? Yes.

[Halle]

Let's get crazy. Let's, like, lose our fucking minds.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I want to, like.

[Halle]

Let's have a threesome.

[Delaney Rowe]

I want to have a foursome. Oh, my God. We should have a foursome.

[Halle]

I'd be like, let her cook.

[Delaney Rowe]

Let her.

[Halle]

I'd be like, I don't come. Let her cook. Let her cook.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'll cook.

[Halle]

And then you'd be like, I'm too drunk. I'm leaving.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I'm doing.

[Halle]

Honey, it's not about that. It's not about that. Come back, come back. Let's all just talk.

[Delaney Rowe]

You know what?

[Halle]

Let's all talk.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's what. Our foursome.

[Halle]

Have you ever had a foursome? Oh, God. A foursome.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. No, no.

[Halle]

Definitively, no. But, like, I. Gosh, when I was like, you think it's a foursome when you're, like, a kiddo and nobody's, like, really having sex, but you're all in the same room and you're all, like, kissing, and you're like. That was a foursome.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, we just had orgy.

[Halle]

I definitely have not. Yeah, but it is not off the table.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I definitely want to do that. I've always wanted threesome with two guys. I've had threesomes with two girls, but not two guys.

[Halle]

Yeah, well, it's in your future.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's.

[Halle]

In fact, I could call two men right now who would come over and I swear to God, 45 minutes.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I could do it right here.

[Halle]

You could do right on air.

[Delaney Rowe]

What the. Yeah.

[Halle]

And I could sit in a cut. Chair. Do we have a chair?

[Delaney Rowe]

We have a chair. We have a chair.

[Halle]

I would sit in the cocktail.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay, perfect.

[Halle]

And I'd be, like, DJing it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Do you listen to music when you have sex?

[Halle]

I hate that. No, that's because I'm obligated to go to the beat.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Then I'd be like passion fruit. I'd rather. I'd rather die. Did you go to college? Yeah, I did. I went to usc. Did you go? Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Where'd you go? I went to Union College.

[Halle]

Where's that?

[Delaney Rowe]

Upstate New York.

[Halle]

Great.

[Delaney Rowe]

I was a classics major.

[Halle]

I like to talk about what is. What is a classic. What? Classical What?

[Delaney Rowe]

So classics is like Greek art and architecture. I was really good at Latin. I was, like, translating Latin poetry at one point.

[Halle]

Okay. Hobbies. We've got Latin. We've got taekwondo or. No. Karate.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Round belt.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Did you see those pictures?

[Halle]

Yep.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, they were bad. That's why I'm funny. We're having so much fun. I haven't even looked at one thing once.

[Halle]

We don't need to.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I don't think we need to.

[Halle]

I'm just like, this. This is gonna be the. What's it? Thumbnail? Yeah. The opener.

[Delaney Rowe]

Hey.

[Halle]

Okay. I finish my day, if I'm being a good girl, by cooking at home. And then I will watch TV or a movie and then read and then take a sleeping pill. Oh, Trazodone doesn't work.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm prescribed Trazodone.

[Halle]

It doesn't work.

[Delaney Rowe]

I need seven. Yeah.

[Halle]

No, I, I, I take two. And they don't work.

[Delaney Rowe]

The dreams take half of one. The dreams that you have on Trazodone are, like, really scary to me.

[Halle]

Oh, terrible.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, I have nightmares.

[Halle]

Yo, me, too. And then. But in the morning, I wake up with what feels like a sort of balm over my brain.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And that kind of is nice for a second. And then you're like, wait, I can't think.

[Delaney Rowe]

I can't think. I have no thoughts.

[Halle]

Great. And. And I didn't sleep well. Amazing. So maybe I'll stop taking that. But if I'm being a bad girl, it's kind of like cocktail hour. Like If I'm lucky, 5pm but we're hitting a 4:45 sometimes.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Three.

[Halle]

Yeah. Three, two.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Morning.

[Halle]

One. Blast out. I will have, like, open a bottle of wine and, you know, seeing where the girls are at, like, I'm like a downtown rat. I'm like a Lower east side, East Village girl.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, well, yes, yes.

[Halle]

And so.

[Delaney Rowe]

But you like a members club too?

[Halle]

No, I mean, well, Soho House.

[Delaney Rowe]

Svb.

[Halle]

Yeah. Wait, yeah. Svb.

[Delaney Rowe]

Not Soho.

[Halle]

I'm not Soho House. I'm not Chateau Margaux. I know you're all about that.

[Delaney Rowe]

Chateau Margaux.

[Halle]

Is that right?

[Delaney Rowe]

I think you're combining Chateau Margaux.

[Halle]

Wait, Chez Margaux.

[Delaney Rowe]

Margot.

[Halle]

See, you know what I mean. But I will go to like, you know, nine Orchard, like the bar there. I love, like Swan Room. Or I'll go to Ledive. Or Annoying. I know, I know. Just know that I know that I'm sounding annoying. And I will kind of go have a few drinks with girlfriends and then we'll get a dinner. And I love to go out to dinner. I love to go to like, the Odeon or Odeon's right next to me. Well, same, right?

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, yeah.

[Halle]

You've literally been in my apartment.

[Delaney Rowe]

You know, we're like, actually our neighbors. I forget that sometimes.

[Halle]

And then, you know what I think was going to be an innocent dinner ends up with like 2am crying in the back of an Uber listening to Gracie Abrams.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. What's your music taste?

[Halle]

I like Gracie Abrams. That was kind of a random pull, but let's say I'm listening to oldies. Like, I like Marvin Gaye and like Fiona Apple.

[Delaney Rowe]

I kind of love that you kind of give that. It's very like, cool girl vibes.

[Halle]

Now let's go back to the partying of it all. Okay, So I actually really was interested in talking to you about this because it's kind of a phenomenon and not a phenomenon at all, actually. A predictable outcome of people in our industry because of this lack of structure in our lives. Right. And so it is so easy to say yes to something crazy on a Tuesday night because we don't necessarily always have to get up for something on the Wednesday morning. Like, we.

[Delaney Rowe]

I never Usually do.

[Halle]

I usually don't either. And it's more of like I, you know, am technically the boss and I dictate my own schedule, but I also need to be responsible and get deadlines done and things like this. And. But my God, it is always easy to kick something down the road or whatever. And everyone I know who does this, what we do, make Internet content or is like an actor or something, has like a partying.

[Delaney Rowe]

Has a party advice. Yes, it's our advice.

[Halle]

Absolutely. Like, what is your experience with it? Like, has it. Has it gotten more robust since doing Internet stuff?

[Delaney Rowe]

Has it gotten more out of control? Like it snowballed?

[Halle]

Yeah. Has it increased?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, it's. Yeah. I guess I should know the definition of robust. That was an essay.

[Halle]

I love you so much.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes. I mean, it has. But also I kind of write it off in a way where, like, I have this podcast, I have this show. A lot of the show is to talk about the crazy stories I have on my nights out. So sometimes when I say yes to something, going out on a Tuesday, having a wild night, it's a write off. I'm like, working.

[Halle]

You're working.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's kind of how I look at it.

[Halle]

You're working.

[Delaney Rowe]

But I have recently felt like maybe I've been overdoing it a little bit.

[Halle]

Overdoing it in. If I look at partying and we look at kind of the levels, like, if it's on a chart, it's like drinking, staying out too late, drugs, random sex. Where are those levels at?

[Delaney Rowe]

Do you have another hand? Yeah. So, like bad decisions, anxiety.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Delaney Rowe]

Waking up from calls from publicists, stories up for 24 hours, pushing deadlines.

[Halle]

Oh, fantastic.

[Delaney Rowe]

But yeah, there's like, I would like to keep my problems on one hand if that. If I were to use that analogy.

[Halle]

But you seem so, like, it doesn't get to you.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't care. Yo. Like, I'm just young one.

[Halle]

Really good. I mean, you feel. I feel like you bounce back, like, quick. Like, me and Jake are like. Like after, like a big night. Like, Jake and I will sometimes be like, are you okay? Like, how bad is your anxiety? Like, how is your mental health?

[Delaney Rowe]

Does he get anxiety?

[Halle]

Yeah, like, we're out for days sometimes.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't like, catch up with him when he's hungover. So I don't know, like, how is anxiety is affecting him?

[Halle]

Sorry, Jake mentioned.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, Jake. Jake mentioned. Love Jake, by the way. But my anxiety, I kind of like. I'm like, I didn't murder anyone. Maybe I shot off some fiery text. Maybe I posted a story that I didn't mean to go on. Like, not my close friends, but, you know, like, the world will heal and

[Halle]

the world gets over it very quickly.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, of course, I only posted something bad once.

[Halle]

What was it? And, and, and what was it? Bring it right up.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I'll bring it right up. Like, I posted some. A story of one of my friends and there was some, like, paraphernalia. Like, it was just there in my apartment. So people just, like, assumed I was.

[Halle]

That was salt. You were. You were cooking. You guys were cooking.

[Delaney Rowe]

Delaney was over cooking.

[Halle]

I was cooking. I was cooking. Of over salted Cacio Pepe people. That's the story.

[Delaney Rowe]

People love to, like, zoom in. But, like, that night I had hooked up with someone and I was up all night, and I wasn't on Instagram or anything. We literally had a full night. Being up, hooking up. I had the best night ever.

[Halle]

Oh, my God, look at my phone.

[Delaney Rowe]

4pm the next day.

[Halle]

Yeah, like, because that's, like, when you woke up. Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Publicist. The story was up for 19 hours. It was about being like, delete this now. Blah, blah. This is really bad. It was on Reddit, had thousands and thousands of comments.

[Halle]

Who gives a shit if you did the little cupcake, I guess brands.

[Delaney Rowe]

But, like, I wasn't even in the frame. Like. Like, who's to say I was doing it? Like, I wasn't doing it.

[Halle]

Interesting. I don't do drugs.

[Delaney Rowe]

I kind of love that for you.

[Halle]

I don't do drugs. And. But you know what? In a way, I kind of hate that for me because I feel like I miss a lot of invites because I don't do drugs. Hey, I. I've only been your actors once. Where's my invite?

[Delaney Rowe]

Did you see any drugs?

[Halle]

No, I didn't.

[Delaney Rowe]

Exactly.

[Halle]

So I get invited to the pg. Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

We were like, delaney's here. Hide the shit. Delaney's here.

[Halle]

Hide that shit.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I'm kidding.

[Halle]

I like that for me, but kind of, kind of wholesome.

[Delaney Rowe]

But, like, if I'm having an after party at like 5am And I invite 30 people over, if someone brings that shit out, who's to say whose it is, you know?

[Halle]

And that's plausible deniability.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. And I'm trying to, like,

[Halle]

we clip that. Is that what she is?

[Delaney Rowe]

Is that what she is?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, there she goes. There she goes. Hammered again.

[Halle]

Do you think you're good in bed?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes, I do.

[Halle]

And what imbues you with that confidence?

[Delaney Rowe]

I Think I'm in certain positions. I think I'm great in bed.

[Halle]

Which ones?

[Delaney Rowe]

It's like, not the ones where it's like from behind. I feel like I don't.

[Halle]

You have self consciousness with that. Right? You don't like to hit a reverse. You don't like to uno.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't have much clappable material.

[Halle]

I don't think. Oh, honey. No one does.

[Delaney Rowe]

But like, I. I would rather be like. I just. I feel like men are just happy to be there. I give really good head, right? Yeah. Good.

[Halle]

And how do you know that?

[Delaney Rowe]

I just know that.

[Halle]

Asking for a friend. Me? Like I'm a virgin.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Like you've never had sex.

[Halle]

I'm literally.

[Delaney Rowe]

You're definitely 40. Crazy in Ben.

[Halle]

Oh, God. Really? You think?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes. I just can tell.

[Halle]

Love that for me that you think that. We'll get to that later. Anyway, back to why you're good with head. Good with head. That gives. Virgin.

[Delaney Rowe]

What?

[Halle]

I just. The way I just said that. I'm like. Have you ever done weed? Have you ever done weed? You're good with head.

[Delaney Rowe]

Someone help her. You're actually killing me. Yes. I just feel like I'm good with the head.

[Halle]

His guys tell you that?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. But like, I just know that I'm good with head. But now I'm saying the same words.

[Halle]

You're not gonna ever not say it?

[Delaney Rowe]

No. Yeah. I actually enjoy giving head too, though, which is why I think good. I feel like I get off on giving head. Right? Yeah.

[Halle]

All right. So which is like.

[Delaney Rowe]

Sounds extremely pick me enthusiasm.

[Halle]

It's okay. You know what sounds extremely pick me is I don't scroll, so. Hey, we're both in the same camp.

[Delaney Rowe]

No. Yeah. I just feel like. I feel like there's something satisfying to me about someone enjoying something I'm giving. I'm a charity. Yeah. I'm philanthropist.

[Halle]

You're a woman of the people.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm giving back.

[Halle]

You're giving back.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

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[Halle]

What was the last guy who got you down bad?

[Delaney Rowe]

I love how you're asking all these questions. No one's asked the last guy that got me down bad. Like, in my.

[Halle]

Feels like genuinely where you were. Like, I can't. I don't even want to, like, put it online. Like, I'm upset.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Every guy that I like, I don't talk about him online. If I talk to you online, it's a telltale sign I don't like you.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's kind of the math. Because I want to protect that part of my life and I also don't want to piss him off. Yeah.

[Halle]

Let me pause before we keep going there. Speaking of protecting that part of your life, have you ever had any thoughts about your social media and this podcast and everything that you've divulged here? Potentially. Potentially. Like, getting back to someone that you were dating and then not liking it? Or are you like, and this is what I think for you, which is that the man who loves you wouldn't give a shit. In the same way with Alex.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Yeah. And that's kind of like where you're at. Alex tells me, too. She's like, it takes a very specific man to, like, be able to, like, put up with, like, what you say online and, like, you know, like, the whole being a public figure of it all. And she found that, like, he. But like, Matt, totally.

[Halle]

She's such an inspiration to me. I love her so much.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I die for that bitch. I love her. Back to the first question you asked, though. Like, with having this podcast, I'm very open about my sex life. I'm very Open about who I'm walking up with and who I'm dating, but I don't ever really say names. But I think the way I talk about sex and stuff online does, like, hinder my dating life. Like, it has to at some point, because I'm just like. I think either guys are like, she's too open about it. I don't want to be talked about on the Internet. Or the latter of that, where it's like, I don't know a guy's intentions, because, like, what if they, like, want to be talked about on the podcast? Do you kind of see that or get one?

[Halle]

Absolutely. And I mean, but you can think about it another way, which is, this is your career. This is what you're funny at. This is what you're good at. You think I'm good at it? Yeah, I think you're great at it. And, you know, it also hindered your dating life, not having a career because you would be so desperate to find someone with money. And now you've made your own thing and you've got it. So, like, we pick our own paths in life for whatever reasons. And I've certainly taken some serious. I've made some sacrifices to do what I do.

[Delaney Rowe]

100%.

[Halle]

It's different than what you do, but I still make sacrifices, you know, like, I.

[Delaney Rowe]

Being public.

[Halle]

Yeah, being public. I travel constantly. I've not necessarily made myself available to relationships or vulnerability in the way that I might have if I had not done this. But, my God, like, you chose something that was right for you.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I still.

[Halle]

I still think that that's. Come on, it's working.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

What, are you going to give that up so that you can potentially have a boyfriend who'll probably cheat on you in 10 years?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. What am I going to give for a man? Like, I don't. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. And I. I'm really passionate about this. And I. I was going through. When I graduated college, I didn't know what I wanted to do, and, like, I was kind of lost in life. And when I. This kind of found me, I didn't really look for it in, like, I don't think I would. I think the sacrifices are worth it.

[Halle]

Absolutely.

[Delaney Rowe]

100%.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

You're.

[Halle]

I think you made the right choice. More wine?

[Delaney Rowe]

More wine. What was the second thing we were talking about?

[Halle]

Oh, no, the tabs. No, the fucking tabs.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, I should write.

[Halle]

Okay. Oh, no. I wanted to ask you about who got you down bad. And we kind of get. Get It. You don't want to talk about them?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I'll talk about it. Actually, I'm not gonna name names, but like, please don't.

[Halle]

We don't.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm gonna ask you to name names.

[Halle]

Name for name.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, Name for name.

[Halle]

Name for name.

[Delaney Rowe]

But like, I tend to go after people that are like the influencer type and that's not what I should be going after.

[Halle]

And I feel like, why did it not work out? Why did it hurt your feelings?

[Delaney Rowe]

I think I just go after emotionally unavailable people. But instead of like recognizing that they're the problem, I kind of. I'm hard on myself and I think that it's a me problem.

[Halle]

Why do you think you go after emotionally unavailable people? Like, I actually view you as somebody who is, has like such an innate self esteem. Like you're like parented very well. You have a very strong family life. Like you have kind of an unshakable confidence.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Which allows you to do what you do. And usually people like that don't end up going for. You seem like securely attached. Is that accurate or. No?

[Delaney Rowe]

So I have a lot of insecurities though. Like I've, you know, I've dealt with like eating stuff. I was like a chubbier kid and I've like fluctuated my weight a lot. And I still feel like sometimes I treat myself like I'm a fat kid, if that makes any sense. So like, when I'm in relationships, I feel like. Well, now more so than ever, I'm at a point where, like, when I'm single and I'm kind of indifferent and I don't have a man that like is keeping me up at night, I feel like I'm the best version of myself. But when I like someone, I feel like I get kind of like tunnel vision and it almost like brings my weaknesses to the surface and I become like kind of a loser.

[Halle]

A loser? Like you're like putting the emphasis on that.

[Delaney Rowe]

I let.

[Halle]

Yeah, I'm like, you're letting tunnel vision on that slide. Relation, friendships go.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. And people don't expect that from me. I think that I don't.

[Halle]

I wouldn't have. Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

So like, until I can get that under wraps, I don't think I want.

[Halle]

Are you trying to. Are you like doing therapy or.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm not doing therapy. I'm becoming more open to it. I didn't really believe in therapy for a while. Are you in therapy?

[Halle]

I am technically, but I've been ghosting her for about a month.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yes. That's what.

[Halle]

And I actually think I'm gonna pause for a while. Yeah, I'm not finding it helpful at the moment. I've been in therapy since I was 16, but I'm just. I'm finding it a little bit like, a nuisance. Like, every time it comes around on Friday morning, I'm like, ah. I actually have to go to the bodega instead of do this.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's like a workout. Weird.

[Halle]

I have. I have an appointment at the bodega.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's why I put it on pause, because it was becoming something. Like, it felt like a chore, and it should feel like a release. And I was feeling, like, worse after, not better after. And I felt like I had a bad therapist. And therapist is, like, dating, too. Like, it's. Find the right one, like, for it to work. And I just, like, couldn't do it. But I should get a therapist, a nutritionist, psychologist. I should have all this.

[Halle]

I don't know. Maybe people are just telling you you should do this shit. What do you want to do?

[Delaney Rowe]

I just. I'm raw, dogging life.

[Halle]

How about that? Not me, too.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Not to bring it back to. At the condom thing, but, like, I do think they're.

[Halle]

How about my sweat scenes right now? Like, they're feeling crazy.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, are you sweating?

[Halle]

Look at that. What is. What the. Now. What is that?

[Delaney Rowe]

I didn't even.

[Halle]

What is that?

[Delaney Rowe]

I didn't even notice that.

[Halle]

No, but what is that?

[Delaney Rowe]

You are. It is hot in here.

[Halle]

This is crazy.

[Delaney Rowe]

Look at his face.

[Halle]

What the. Look at him. Look at. I just want you to know. You to know that I know that this is crazy.

[Delaney Rowe]

We're talking about Hot Topic.

[Halle]

Give me a different shirt. Can I have a jacket so I can speak freely with my arms? Can I have your jacket?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. Wait. I don't sweat.

[Halle]

So wait. You look so good under there. I want that. I want to sweat in your jacket.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay.

[Halle]

This is the first time this happened.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I love this. Are you going to get even more warm, though?

[Halle]

Yeah, but at least you won't see it. But I'm not warm. It's a nervous thing.

[Delaney Rowe]

Why are you nervous? This has to be the easiest broadcast you've ever been on, ever.

[Halle]

No, I mean, everything that I ever do that is public and important to somebody else makes me nervous. Like, I want this to be good because this is important to you. So we switched tops?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, we switched tops. It had to happen.

[Halle]

How's this look? Do I look kind of, like, cool? Like.

[Delaney Rowe]

Well, you look chic. I like this hair length. I'M kind of thinking I want to go blonde.

[Halle]

You want to go back? I do like you blonde.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, a little blonder. Like, dark root blonder.

[Halle]

But I like your length. Do you want your. You want this back?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I don't.

[Halle]

You swear to God?

[Delaney Rowe]

Actually, it was really warm in there, but you're probably really warm now, too.

[Halle]

No, it's not that I'm warm. It's that I'm sweating.

[Delaney Rowe]

Whether I'm warm or not, I don't sweat. That was pick me.

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[Halle]

Me. So nice.

[Delaney Rowe]

That was pick me. I'm sorry.

[Halle]

It's not pick me. It's a fact. See, pick me is misdefined.

[Delaney Rowe]

What do you think pick me is?

[Halle]

I think pick me is someone who is doing something that is explicitly in service of being chosen by a man. I think that if someone goes, I don't sweat. It was fortunate.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

It's not like a man gives a shit if you sweat or not. I'm just bragging if you actually thought about it. A girl who's like, I sweat all the time. Like, I don't care. Like, I fucking play football sweat. That's pick me. That's more Pick me.

[Delaney Rowe]

I feel like you've made skits about, like, these types of things.

[Halle]

I try not to go for the pick me thing. I try to go more for bad writing.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I think that's, like, what I'm trying to go out of. I really try to not ever have my contact coming across as me going after women. It's about men writing women poorly.

[Delaney Rowe]

Really?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

I did not know that's what you're going after. Wait. I kind of love that. And your skits go so nuts online,

[Halle]

which is crazy and so exciting, and I love that. And never gets old.

[Delaney Rowe]

My favorite one, because I was doing a deep dive on you as well, just so I hit all the. The parts of you which, by the way, like, all of them have, like, millions and millions of likes, these little skits. What was the one where, like, it was like, the skateboarder.

[Halle]

Oh, my God. Those years ago. That was. Yeah, girl, in every now, I am hot. Sorry, girl.

[Delaney Rowe]

You like?

[Halle]

Should we just live with it? Live with it. I have sweat stains.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think me. You can just embrace it.

[Halle]

Pick me.

[Delaney Rowe]

But also, you have a dark shirt, so it looks like a shadow.

[Halle]

What does it look like to you? But you do. You're lying.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, we hate you.

[Halle]

He's fired.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Okay, I'm just gonna. What if I do my arms like this? I hope you keep all this in right Now?

[Delaney Rowe]

No. Yeah.

[Halle]

Just troubleshooting. This is what a real podcast is like. Okay. You want this back now?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I think I'm. I'm. I feel better.

[Halle]

You look hot.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You look really fucking beautiful. Okay, moving on. That was kind of like my first round of really getting going with social media was girl in every movie who's, like, good with cars.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

But I've had so many second wins of the ones with success on social media, which is so amazing. I feel insanely lucky about that because holy hell. It's like, how long can you keep reinventing the wheel?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And what I've realized at this point is it's not really about the concept. It's about the specificity of the writing. And the writing is so detailed. And I really have just gotten so much better at it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, it's.

[Halle]

I just posted a video yesterday that will get a million likes, and I am reading the feedback, and it's like, the writing is so good, and it's not a new concept. I've been doing the same concept for a year, and I'm like, oh, my God. If I can just focus on the thing that I think is really funny and really interesting and poignant, the poignancy is really what I'm trying to hit. I can sustain this for a little longer. Holy.

[Delaney Rowe]

I feel like you can always come up with some new, like, fun skit that's like, she hit the nail on the head.

[Halle]

Not always. I mean, think. Tell me about your process with your content. You feel way. You're way more fast and loose. I post, like, once a week.

[Delaney Rowe]

There's no structure to my shit. And I feel like if you looked back at all my content, I'm arguably redundant.

[Halle]

Same. But like.

[Delaney Rowe]

And people, like, try to clock you for being redundant. But, like, why wouldn't I use what works?

[Halle]

I agree. People will clock you for a lot of things on social media. I have a lot of thoughts about criticism against social media figures. I think that.

[Delaney Rowe]

What are your thoughts?

[Halle]

There is a real innate generational desire to criticize people on social media because it is a different type of fame than film and television stardom.

[Delaney Rowe]

Nontraditional.

[Halle]

That's St. Margot Robbie, Emma Stone. They had to audition. Someone big and fancy had to choose them, and they worked and worked and then became stars. Right. In this way that is inaccessible for the layperson.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

However, social media stardom.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

That platform is accessible to the layperson. So I think every time a social media person really makes it big, goes to host the Vanity Fair, carpet, whatever. It Mocks the shadow self in every single person that goes, I have the same opportunity right here in my hand

[Delaney Rowe]

and I pisses them off.

[Halle]

It pisses them off.

[Delaney Rowe]

Wait, that is honestly like such a real outlook on it.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

So like you could do if like you have an iPhone.

[Halle]

You have an iPhone. You didn't do it. And you hate me because I did.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And you think that I don't deserve it because I took an opportunity that you didn't. Also.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's just like social media in general is such a new age, like rise to stardom, like in a way. Yeah.

[Halle]

And I think people are uncomfortable with that.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Which I understand. But there's a lot of undue hate and I think people are going to realize what it is in them. And like, I've really thought about it, but I think it's that, it's that people are, it's. It's a reflection on oneself for not taking the same advantage of modern technology that has gotten us where we are 100.

[Delaney Rowe]

And also I think the parasocial of it all, like if you are a social media person and you're giving people access to like your life in general, they just feel like you owe them something at some point and they're like so quick to like, you know what I mean?

[Halle]

Yeah, I've really shut that down.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. I don't engage with it at all.

[Halle]

Engage with that at all. I mean, I was in the grocery store a few weeks ago and a man came up to me and he was just like, you, you make those videos. Didn't even know my name. But he's like, but you're dating. Blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, fuck you. And this was not like a child. This was like a 30 year old man who seemed not drunk and completely normal. And he said that and I'm like, Jesus Christ. And then cheers to the other man that I was literally with at the time, like coming up with the cart. I was like, no, I'm not.

[Delaney Rowe]

You're like, no, I'm with this guy, but got it.

[Halle]

You know, And I wish I didn't even say, no, I'm not. I wish I said, go fuck yourself.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. I don't know. You like this is a really inappropriate thing for you to do. I. My best friend, Graydon. I think I talked about this before on here, but like he's a gay man and he has like a lot of girl fans and like all this stuff. I see a lot of these girls come up to him when they recognize him in public. And they grab him and they touch him and they hug him, and they just touch him because he's a gay man. I'm like, you can't touch him. He's a stranger to you. But because, like, he talks about, like, everything he does online, like, he's a gay man. He's open about that. Whatever. They just think they can just, like, touch at him. And I say, don't touch him.

[Halle]

Good for you for saying that. And, yeah, I mean, it's probably hard for him to say that. And probably he doesn't always hate it, right? Probably. Like, sometimes it's okay.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

But depends, like, on the time of day or, like, where he's at. Because, like, sometimes people will touch me, and it's. It's okay. And I'm like, yeah, but if you,

[Delaney Rowe]

like, really think about it, like, someone you don't know, that's, like, what makes it parasocial. It's like. It's like a psychology thing. It's going to be in psychology books one day. I swear to God, it's.

[Halle]

Yeah, it will be. And we'll have our own chapter.

[Delaney Rowe]

We all. Chapter one, Delaney. Chapter two, Halle.

[Halle]

Okay, where do you. Okay, so you go out, like, Chateau. Wait, Shea, Margot. Stop it. I'm a nerd.

[Delaney Rowe]

Chateau Bond. Yeah.

[Halle]

Chateau Bond. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, do you think there's any overlap between the guys who like you and the guys who would like me? Not a lot.

[Delaney Rowe]

Great question. I think. Yeah. Because I think we're both beautiful women, first of all.

[Halle]

Well said. Second of all, it just, like, brings up something in me where, like, these places, right? The shame, Argos, the zero bonds gospel.

[Delaney Rowe]

Is that gospel? Yeah, I frequently.

[Halle]

So, like, I don't really go to these places unless I'm brought there by a certain type of man, usually. And that is a man who I would describe as more of like a golden retriever, more of like a West Village, but boy. And these are men that I never seem to make it quite far with in terms of the dating, the relationship. I have, like, a wound in me that is from high school and college that I went to usc, Right. So it's like, I was not in a frat or. Sorry, a sorority. I was in frat parties. And so there was so much of me that would watch these gorgeous girls running from their sororities to class together and the hottest guys ever, and I just never was a part of that. And so there's part of me that kind of wants to recreate that or get that validation in adulthood now. And So I kind of go for that or I welcome that when a guy like that likes me.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like a fraudier type.

[Halle]

But I feel like guys like that like you all the time. Time.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, well, I don't know. I have like different types of guys. I feel like that I attract some. Most of them are like older.

[Halle]

But how old? We talk in like late 30s, early for young.

[Delaney Rowe]

What? What? How's all this you been?

[Halle]

Woo. Nothing, nothing.

[Delaney Rowe]

The oldest guy I've slept with though is in his early 60s.

[Halle]

No, no, no, I was answering.

[Delaney Rowe]

Have you ever hoped I want anyone in their 60s?

[Halle]

No.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's like if they're not this year, if they're closer in age by dad, like I can't.

[Halle]

I don't put that together. I try not to put that together.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's how I kind of look at it. I'd rather them be closer in age to me than my father.

[Halle]

Once I turned 30, I was like, all bets are off.

[Delaney Rowe]

I mean, yeah, I mean, well, you're 30.

[Halle]

That's right.

[Delaney Rowe]

I thought you were like my age. 28. Well, same thing. But like, is there really that big of a difference?

[Halle]

Like there's a psychological difference a little bit. Like you shift. Like I shifted in certain ways where I was kind of like, if I can split myself, if I can bifurcate myself. It's like me, who is the actual Delaney. Yeah. And then the vision of myself as 30 year old Delaney. How can I make this to kind of touch? Right. So I really try to do that like every day with my decision making. What would the girl who is your hero at 30 years old be doing right now?

[Delaney Rowe]

I should have that outlook because I'm too busy at the afters and I'm

[Halle]

too busy not getting invited.

[Delaney Rowe]

Well, you can always come to the afters. I always feel like you're interviewing on a carpet or something.

[Halle]

I've just come down on Jake and Connor. I was like, you guys never me invited. Invite me to anything. And they're like, we think you're busy. I'm like, no, just invite me.

[Delaney Rowe]

I gotta gonna invite you. Even if you say cast the net. I'm gonna cast the net from now on. Like I have to at this point, but I'm turning 30 next year.

[Halle]

Wait, you're 28?

[Delaney Rowe]

I turned 29 this year.

[Halle]

When's your birthday?

[Delaney Rowe]

September.

[Halle]

Mine too.

[Delaney Rowe]

You're Virgo 30th Libra.

[Halle]

Oh, I'm a Virgo. I'm September 8th.

[Delaney Rowe]

What does that mean, Virgo?

[Halle]

I don't know. I don't know. Anything about psychology. Wait, wait.

[Delaney Rowe]

Astrology.

[Halle]

Astrology. There we go. And there we go.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't really know much either. I just know that libras are like, chill.

[Halle]

I've always loved a libra.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, like we get along with like everyone.

[Halle]

I don't really know anything about this and I actually think it's all kind of fake, so.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I think it is. I think it's a way to like, excuse yourself for bad or weird behavior at some points.

[Halle]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's like you're like, oh, I'm a Gemini. Like, like I'm fucking psycho. Like that's kind of how people like, I don't really know if it makes sense.

[Halle]

No, of course not.

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[Halle]

Okay. What'd you do for your birthday last year?

[Delaney Rowe]

I hate birthdays. I don't like the attention.

[Halle]

Really? I beg to differ.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's crazy because there's five cameras up right now. Like we're sitting in my set. But the attention of birthday and like thought of some bringing over birthday cake with like candles and singing Happy birthday and everyone's looking and everyone like having to inconvenience themselves. For me, I also feel like I kind of internalize birthdays in a way where it's like I'm getting a year older and they kind of depress me. It's like one year closer to death.

[Halle]

Perfect.

[Delaney Rowe]

Anyways.

[Halle]

Perfect. Maybe we try to do. Maybe we.

[Delaney Rowe]

We.

[Halle]

I knew it worked.

[Delaney Rowe]

I need to. Maybe I should get a therapist.

[Halle]

Take a page from my book. Okay. Every year, it doesn't matter how insignificant the birthday is, I do something like really fucking great.

[Delaney Rowe]

What did you on Your last birthday?

[Halle]

On my 30th, I rented a house in Sagaponic.

[Delaney Rowe]

What's that invite?

[Halle]

I don't know if we. Oh no, we'd hung out once.

[Delaney Rowe]

We did.

[Halle]

Sorry about that.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's okay. I'll.

[Halle]

You know what? Next year I'm doing something really fun. I've already planned it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Thank you. Can I come? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good.

[Halle]

So I rented a house in Sagaponic that was big enough to hold like 15 people. And it was all my friends and I just cooked for everyone all weekend. I had games. Every night was themed and we had a basketball court, so I made everybody play basketball game. I love basketball. It was like heaven on earth.

[Delaney Rowe]

That sounds like nice.

[Halle]

Yeah, I just.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm like the type of girl that, like, I feel like if I threw a birthday party, like, I feel like

[Halle]

no one would come. I always feel that way, but I throw parties a lot and then people come and then you're like, okay, you didn't come to my Halloween party, but you came to that one party. The.

[Delaney Rowe]

I've come to two.

[Halle]

Okay, great. Even in my house.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I've been a couple times. I came to one after.

[Halle]

It was in the fall after the Ralph Lauren event.

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[Delaney Rowe]

Jake too.

[Halle]

That was the Halloween party.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think I came to that for a little.

[Halle]

Did you? Okay. That was a really fun.

[Delaney Rowe]

It was the best party. Really fun. Wait, let's do like a little segment thing.

[Halle]

Okay, let's do a segment. I love a segment.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like I feel like loves the second. I feel like he would be really good at a segment.

[Halle]

I. I am.

[Delaney Rowe]

He's a 10, but I'll read a prompt and you tell me what his new score would be after the prompt.

[Halle]

Okay.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay. He's a 10, but he's in a sixth floor.

[Halle]

Walk up 10.

[Delaney Rowe]

I feel you don't care about that.

[Halle]

It's tighter.

[Delaney Rowe]

You just get a harder. You just did a sixth floor.

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Walk up.

[Delaney Rowe]

Walking up to this podcast studio. He's a 10, but he has an IMDb account but no credits.

[Halle]

Oh, six. Six.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay. Okay. He's a 10, but he asks you to help him self tape every Sunday night.

[Halle]

Is he good?

[Delaney Rowe]

He's great.

[Halle]

Ten. I don't care. I'm gonna need him to help me.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, it's giving work ethic too. He's a 10, but he wears a Carhartt beanie. Even when it's 80 degrees outside, it's gonna be bald. I'm like, is he a kind of

[Halle]

dating that guy right now?

[Delaney Rowe]

4. Is that the guy you're dating right now. No. Here we go. You know what I'm talking about.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

I mean, all right, he's a 10, but he shares a Netflix account with his ex, but they never talk.

[Halle]

I don't care too much. Like, it's just. It's more of a function of laziness. Like, almost him being like, no, I won't. I am noble enough to change accounts.

[Delaney Rowe]

It's like.

[Halle]

Like, weirdly more of an it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, yeah.

[Halle]

What are we doing? I don't care. Whatever. Ten. Nine. Nine. Nine.

[Delaney Rowe]

He's a nine and a half.

[Halle]

He's a nine.

[Delaney Rowe]

He's a ten, but he is a sneaker head.

[Halle]

What's that like, Love sneakers.

[Delaney Rowe]

He has a passion for sneakers.

[Halle]

Oh, that's okay.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think he's a 10. Yeah, it might be a 12. He's a 10, but he's sober. Done.

[Halle]

Fuck off. Like, I shouldn't be drinking so much.

[Delaney Rowe]

Fuck off. Sober men love me.

[Halle]

Great. They shouldn't, but, God, but they love me, too.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I'm like, you don't know.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, like, it's the recovered sobers.

[Halle]

No, I think that's, like, great. And I think an immature version of Delaney would have been, like, four. But no, I. Fuck. No.

[Delaney Rowe]

Great.

[Halle]

I think it's awesome.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, he's a Tempo. He has a podcast.

[Halle]

Is it successful?

[Delaney Rowe]

It's very successful. But what if it's, like, a porn podcast?

[Halle]

What's a porn podcast?

[Delaney Rowe]

I know someone with a porn podcast.

[Halle]

What is a. What is that?

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, they just, like, review porn.

[Halle]

I'm sorry, so he's a 10 with a successful porn podcast? That's what it is now.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Oh, then zero.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm changing.

[Halle]

I'm not. Okay, he's a tembody.

[Delaney Rowe]

Watches every single one of your Instagram stories within five minutes.

[Halle]

10. 12.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, well, he gets. Yes, he gets bonus points for that one. He's a 10, but he's estranged from his family.

[Halle]

Wait, Ben Marshall. No, I'm down. Yeah, I'm down. Who cares? Poor boy. Come on. Come to my.

[Delaney Rowe]

Come to my family. We'll have you at the dinner table. He's a 10, but he's an only child.

[Halle]

10.

[Delaney Rowe]

He's a 10, but he has no friends from high school.

[Halle]

10.

[Delaney Rowe]

Actually, like, yeah, 12. He's a 10, but HE hasn't been to the doctor since college.

[Halle]

7.

[Delaney Rowe]

7. That's like, HE might. Yeah, we need to go to the doctor.

[Halle]

Chlamydia.

[Delaney Rowe]

Chlamydia, yo. Well, that's getting tested. I mean, we've all gotten chlamydia once. I got.

[Halle]

Except for me. Is that what you're saying? Something you're saying, no, I got.

[Delaney Rowe]

I've had chlamydia, but clear it up. You know, call me chillest.

[Halle]

The chillest?

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. You just take a tic Tac for 10 days and you're fire. He's a temp, but he makes under 100k.

[Halle]

Done.

[Delaney Rowe]

I feel like you make enough bag for.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah, I don't give a. Never give.

[Delaney Rowe]

You don't care much that money a guy makes. I do.

[Halle]

Not at all.

[Delaney Rowe]

And I hate that I do, but I do.

[Halle]

Not at all. And I want a comfortable life real quick. I want to go back to the game, But I do want to talk about this. I have never felt that way, but every woman in my life does, and I don't fault them for this. I understand why women would put a premium on that. I want to know why you do.

[Delaney Rowe]

Personally, I don't really care about it. I do fine for myself, but I just want a comfortable life. I'm in the Bahamas. I don't want it to be on my dime.

[Halle]

Well, you're very in your feminine, but in so many ways, you're actually so in your masculine. Do you feel like you're in your feminine and your masculine?

[Delaney Rowe]

What do you mean by that? What is feminine versus masculine?

[Halle]

So someone in their feminine is really available to a masculine energy, contributing to her happiness, her lifestyle, hoisting her up, making her a better woman. And then someone in their masculine is more interested in dominating a more feminine energy by giving and constantly providing and comforting and really just putting in more of a. Like a biological effort. Like, that is the difference.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't know what I mean, but I don't know.

[Halle]

I think you sitting back and being like, man, I want to go to Bahamas.

[Delaney Rowe]

I want to be a. I want to make my own money. I. Once I started making money, like at first when I started, like, before I even started social media, I was like, I just want to meet a rich husband and just kind of like chill and not work. But after I started making my own money, I kind of like that feeling. I like having what's mine. Having, like my own business and brand.

[Halle]

Like, totally. And that's fair.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't want to take care of a man, is what I'm trying to say.

[Halle]

Fair enough.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, I. Yeah, well, does that make me masculine or feminine?

[Halle]

That makes you feminine.

[Delaney Rowe]

Feminine. Okay.

[Halle]

And that's very sexy to a lot of man. Men. To a lot of men.

[Delaney Rowe]

To a Lot of man that do the weed.

[Halle]

I'm good at. What did we say good at?

[Delaney Rowe]

At?

[Halle]

I'm good at the head. Doing head. I'm good at doing the head.

[Delaney Rowe]

The head job.

[Halle]

Heard. All right, let's go back.

[Delaney Rowe]

He's addicted to Pinterest. Addicted? Like he has a problem, like, four.

[Halle]

Okay, stop it. I once, like, dated a guy who was like, I just got the most amazing rug for my house. And I was like, I'll never you again. Just get the rug and put it in the house. Don't tell me that you got the most amazing rug.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, like, why do you give a about a rug?

[Halle]

Stop saying that.

[Delaney Rowe]

And he got on, like, Etsy or something.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, let's cheers.

[Halle]

I don't even want to imagine you browsing.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's like a new ick I didn't know I needed. All right. Talks during movies.

[Halle]

How much?

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, the whole time.

[Halle]

Oh, okay. Actually, you're seven.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, that would be annoying as he also just sounds like he's not socially, like, socially aware or that he's, like,

[Halle]

trying to check in on how I'm feeling the whole time. Like he's insecure. Yeah, fuck that. It's five.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, fuck him. He's zero. He prefers nights in to nights out.

[Halle]

Fudgeing. Fifteen.

[Delaney Rowe]

Really? Because you like to go out.

[Halle]

Yeah, but I got my girls. You can be home waiting.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, yeah. I like that.

[Halle]

I don't want a guy who's like, I got boys night ago.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's like one of my biggest egg. Like a boy. Like, that's for the girls.

[Halle]

Yeah. So you're gay.

[Delaney Rowe]

So you're gay. I've slept with a lot of gay man.

[Halle]

Have you? How do you know that? Did they. They come out as gay later or you knew that they were gay when you did it?

[Delaney Rowe]

They're, like, bi.

[Halle]

Mm.

[Delaney Rowe]

And like, to me,

[Halle]

cancel yourself. Do it right now. Fucking do it. Say what you gotta fucking say. Cancel your ass. Yeah, I know where you're going with this. Yeah. Cancel her ass.

[Delaney Rowe]

You knew exactly what I was gonna say.

[Halle]

Exactly what you're gonna say. Don't say it. All right, well, don't say it. Moving on. Yeah,

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm obsessed with you. I want you to be. I want you to be my co host.

[Halle]

Who? She said it. I cut that. She said it. Don't cut it. Bleep the whole thing.

[Delaney Rowe]

I clip that. Yeah.

[Halle]

Wait.

[Delaney Rowe]

Bleep the whole thing and just.

[Halle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

You being like.

[Halle]

I love a prolonged bleep. That's funny.

[Delaney Rowe]

A prolonged bleep. I'm, like, getting drunk off your organic wine, yo.

[Halle]

I'm. Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm feeling it, loving it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay. He prefers to subway to Uber 10, of course.

[Halle]

Come on, man. Who knows how to rip on the subway? I'm hot. That's hot. A man who takes an Uber. Little prissy. You no take this subway?

[Delaney Rowe]

I've. I've never taken the subway. Yes,

[Halle]

I'm going to take you on the subway. I'm going to take you on the subway.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm going to take you on the

[Halle]

subway and it's going to be like, the worst subway ever.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, you're going to be, like a

[Halle]

shooter on the subway, and it's going to terrify you. Yeah. It's going to absolutely traumatize you. It's going to be like the worst subway for some reason. And it's going to not work. But I'm going to try. I'm going to take your ass on the subway to shake my girl.

[Delaney Rowe]

Let me tell you a story. This guy was coming in from Long island to come see me. So he goes, hi, my train was delayed, but, like, when I come downtown to see you, like, can I take the AC or D train to, like, come meet you? And I was like, you're like, easy. Love them. I go with, the AC is broken on the train. Is that why it's delayed? He was like, what?

[Halle]

Yeah, it's okay.

[Delaney Rowe]

Look, if there were to be an attack on the train, they would come for me first. I'm like. I look like I could be pushed into the subway.

[Halle]

You've literally never taken the train.

[Delaney Rowe]

I've taken it twice.

[Halle]

Okay. What'd you think?

[Delaney Rowe]

I didn't like it.

[Halle]

You didn't like it? That's right. So don't take the train.

[Delaney Rowe]

I also don't understand where it goes.

[Halle]

Well, it'd be going up and downtown.

[Delaney Rowe]

How do you get from east to west? You have to get off a train to go into the next one.

[Halle]

So, like, my biggest issue where I live is trying to go east. That's a little harder. So I just. I kind of fuck it and I walk. You walk?

[Delaney Rowe]

What if you're wearing this?

[Halle]

Have you ever walked?

[Delaney Rowe]

I've walked sometimes when it's warm.

[Halle]

Twice.

[Delaney Rowe]

I've walked twice.

[Halle]

Look, whatever.

[Delaney Rowe]

Fuck.

[Halle]

Everyone do what makes you comfortable.

[Delaney Rowe]

Everyone do what makes you comfortable. Yeah. You want to finish the ones?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

I think. I think I'm obsessed now.

[Halle]

I love you so much, and this has been just, like, deeply special.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, like, honestly, we got in some deep conversations with some.

[Halle]

We got some laughs, we had some games. Sexy time. I was a little bit worried that, like I wouldn't give you enough sexy time, but I gave you a little sexy time.

[Delaney Rowe]

You know, like I've gotten a lot less up the sexy time because I've been told, like I've been like brand safe. So I've been trying to like, brands

[Halle]

need to be less safe.

[Delaney Rowe]

Pull it back like 10%. And I feel like that that's what you're seeing. All right, let's chug and then wait.

[Halle]

I have more than you, but let's make like a game out of this. Can we do like a sipper, like a, like a drink game real quick? Can do one of those or like a, A drink? Or like a drink?

[Delaney Rowe]

If you don't want to drink or.

[Halle]

Yeah, you. If you don't want to answer, you drink.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay. Yeah, you asked me first.

[Halle]

Okay. Who's the most famous person who slid into your DMs? Why are you looking at your fake publicist? She ain't here.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, I can't say that. Who's the most famous guy you've slept with?

[Halle]

Robert Redford.

[Delaney Rowe]

Who's that?

[Halle]

He's dead. I'm kidding. It's obviously a joke. I can't say.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm asking you questions.

[Halle]

You can't.

[Delaney Rowe]

You go next.

[Halle]

I'm going to try to like make this one that you can't answer. I'm gonna try to get you.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay.

[Halle]

Okay. What's your most humiliating self care routine?

[Delaney Rowe]

What's a humiliating self? Like things that get done to my face.

[Halle]

Like you put like a, you know, you do a colonics.

[Delaney Rowe]

I, I do like think I abuse laxatives. Heavily. No pun intended.

[Halle]

Shit. Yeah. All right, so I drink for that one. Thank you for your honesty.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, yeah, not like laxatives, but like natural things that like strip all the toxins out of your body. Yeah, sure. Well, actually it's like a gut cleanse. I got a tick tock shop.

[Halle]

Great. Perfect. All right.

[Delaney Rowe]

What is the most embarrassing night out you've ever had?

[Halle]

Oh, easy. I was at a place called San Vicente Bungalow when I was a child. A child meaning about 23 years old and I had just joined this members club in Los Angeles. I somehow ended up in this whirlwind of a night where I was with a bunch of famous people and I was such a fucking loser, you know, I did something really embarrassing where I ended up in a car with a person who was in movie musicals. Yeah. And I was up front and I had the Ox, and we were all drunk, and it was fun. And I thought it would be really funny to play, like, his hit song that he sings on the movie musical on the Ox.

[Delaney Rowe]

And was it like, Zac Efron?

[Halle]

Was that. No, I'm not gonna tell who it is. I plugged it in and it went. And I was just like, this is gonna hit.

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, you thought it was gonna be so funny.

[Halle]

He was funny. No, no, he was not pissed. He just, like, didn't really acknowledge it. He just kind of looked out the window. But the other people in the car

[Delaney Rowe]

were like, dude, you're not picking up on the vibe.

[Halle]

And then the guy who saw me was like. Like, no. He, like, unplugged the Aux and he put in his own music, and I was like, I'm not one of you.

[Delaney Rowe]

Did you have scaries the next day?

[Halle]

For years.

[Delaney Rowe]

You still have Scary.

[Halle]

I'm having them right now.

[Delaney Rowe]

For years.

[Halle]

So not great. Anyway, so you drink.

[Delaney Rowe]

You.

[Halle]

No, you have to drink because I said it.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, that's how it goes.

[Halle]

That's how it works. Read the last text from a guy who means something to you.

[Delaney Rowe]

Zach Bia. His last sex was Chella. Like, he's my friend. That's why it means something to me. Me and Zach Villa don't make out yet, but, like, he's my friend. He said Chella.

[Halle]

Whoa. All right. I'd say I drink.

[Delaney Rowe]

You have the drink.

[Halle]

We're going to Chella. I'm so excited. Chella. We're going to Chella. The most off brand thing about me is that I'm going to Coachella.

[Delaney Rowe]

Where are you going with.

[Halle]

I just go and I make money, and I don't go to any concerts. I go to the parties. I, you know, get laid in a cabana, and I go home.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's why I like you. What's your body count?

[Halle]

Oh, goodness. Okay.

[Delaney Rowe]

Flash your abs or just like, a couple?

[Halle]

Okay, I'm ready. What's the most money you've made on a brand deal?

[Delaney Rowe]

250 grand.

[Halle]

Was it the wipes?

[Delaney Rowe]

No, Wipes is near that, though. It's a clothing adjacent brand for, like. I'm not gonna say the brand, but garage does pay really well, and I love garage.

[Halle]

You look really hot in their clothing.

[Delaney Rowe]

They have great. It's like, tank air material. It's great.

[Halle]

Posts were great.

[Delaney Rowe]

The most expensive thing you've ever bought in for yourself. And what was the price tag on it?

[Halle]

Well, the house that I went to hosted my 20 or my, like, my 23rd birthday. 21st, 30th birthday at. That was an excessive purchase for four days. Yeah. Okay. And that was a treat for myself.

[Delaney Rowe]

For 30, you gotta give yourself a birthday present.

[Halle]

Yeah. That was a lot of money.

[Delaney Rowe]

Okay, I'll stick to that.

[Halle]

Wait, I still have, like. No, don't finish it. I have, like, one more. I just don't want this to end.

[Delaney Rowe]

No, I don't. We can prolongate this as much as we want. Like, we have to do this again.

[Halle]

Name a New York influencer that you.

[Delaney Rowe]

I can't, I can't, I can't.

[Halle]

All right, one more question each.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah, we're right there.

[Halle]

We've. We're at the drags.

[Delaney Rowe]

What is your least favorite skincare brand?

[Halle]

I don't have. I don't know.

[Delaney Rowe]

Right.

[Halle]

What the. I'm like. I'm like, how many times have you. Chlamydia. And you're like, do you love Neutrogena?

[Delaney Rowe]

What's your least favorite. I'm like, what's your least favorite season? No. Who is your celebrity crush?

[Halle]

Oh, my God. Joe Allen or Sebastian Stan? That's a twofer. We got a blonde and we got a brunette. Bang. So that means you drink. What is the, like, not nastiest, but genuinely grossest thing someone has done to you in bed?

[Delaney Rowe]

Like, nastiest and freakiest.

[Halle]

No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. It's not that. It is, like, gross. Like, you're like, ew. Ew.

[Delaney Rowe]

I don't know if there is, like, something that would say ew has any.

[Halle]

When farted.

[Delaney Rowe]

Oh, yeah. One.

[Halle]

In your face.

[Delaney Rowe]

My ex boyfriend, like, once, he was finishing, and as he was finishing, he exploded farting. And he couldn't stop either. So it was like coming out of both ends almost. That's probably the grossest. I still dated him.

[Halle]

Sorry. He couldn't stop farting after he's finishing,

[Delaney Rowe]

but he couldn't, like, clench to stop farting.

[Halle]

So it was like, ah, I'm shooting. And then the ass is going, yeah.

[Delaney Rowe]

And I just, like, kept partying. That was probably the gross.

[Halle]

This is the best night of my life.

[Delaney Rowe]

Yeah. How about you?

[Halle]

This is literally the best night of my life.

[Delaney Rowe]

Well, Delaney, I love you. Thank you for coming on here.

[Halle]

I love you so much.

[Delaney Rowe]

I'm like, see now I'm like, we

[Halle]

drank a bottle of wine. All right, guys, this is like a really fun.

[Delaney Rowe]

No. This is gonna be like, one of my best episodes. Yes.

[Halle]

I love you so much. Let's touch.

[Delaney Rowe]

I love her.

[Halle]

I love you. And I love you. And I love this podcast. And I think that you're a star.

[Delaney Rowe]

That's my girl. All right. Anyways, guys, love you. I'll see you next week.

[Halle]

Bye.

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