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I've been at strip clubs before. Like, I get really caught up in the moment. Like, I was at this one Rhino in Vegas. Like, I swear I almost took home a stripper like a woman. What up, you little fuck? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I thought today we'd do a cute little solo episode. Honestly, on the way here, I was prepared to talk about, you know, dick and sucking dick, and I had a whole segment about reacting to, like, sex stories and all that. But on the way here in my Uber car here, I was, like, reading comments as one does on Tick Tock, and I feel like this is something that I was going to address on Tick Tock, and I feel like I should just address this out my podcast. I want to talk about my weight because I'm getting so much, so many comments and getting a lot of DMS about it. A lot of them are, like, concerned, actually. People being concerned and being like, oh, my God, take care of yourself. But, like, I'm just getting a lot of fudgeing shit for it right now, too. And it's interesting. I've been very transparent and open about my struggles with eating in the past. I've talked about it definitely on this podcast before. But it's weird because I haven't been in a lull, you know, when it comes to recovery with things like this. It's an ebb and flow, you know, it's never linear. Things aren't just like, I wish it was linear. I wish I could take, like, a pill and, you know, you could just be cured mentally from these demons. But that's just not how life works. This is one of my hardships. This is part of me and will probably always be part of me. And it's shit. But a lot of it has given me perspective on life. It's giving me a lot of patience for other people. It's given me a lot of empathy for a lot of people as. And I don't think, you know, I don't talk about it much because it's not, you know, a defining characteristic of mine. But it is important, I think, that I do talk about it because I do feel like right now I've lost a bit of weight. First. It was definitely not, you know, I don't want people thinking I intentionally was trying to lose weight at the top of the Year, I would say around New Year's Eve, I was kind of at a fork in the road with my mental health. I, you know, for the first time ever, was getting like a wave of attention on the Internet. And I feel like with, you know, my social media career, it's kind of been like a steady flow. Like a steady flow and then like with random spikes. And I feel like, was it December ish, that there was a spike of attention come to, like, come towards me. And, you know, I wasn't used to online criticism and people making like, so many, like, dedicated videos about, like, just like, trashing me. And I think I just kind of had no control over that. And for me, like, my eating stuff has always been a control mechanism almost in OCD kind of thing, where you don't have control over, you know, different aspects of your life. So I kind of hone in on things I do have control of, which is food for me, you know, what goes in and out of my body. I have control over that. And it feels safe to me. Like a safety blanket almost. So I feel like come January, I was kind of in a fork in the road and I, you know, started. My habits started, you know, changing a bit. Not for the best. And then quickly I started losing a lot of weight. But it's never like, I'm, you know, intentionally trying to lose weight here, and it's never that. It's. I slip into these bad habits that feel comfortable and safe to me. And it's like a coping mechanism in a way. So, you know, I lost a little bit of weight. But the thing is, when you lose weight, you know, I was getting a lot of comments being like, we've never looked better. That's the craziest part. Right now. I'm getting a lot of comments being like, and I've lost a significant amount of weight. I'm getting a lot of comments right now that are like, either you look like fucking shit, you look sick, you look horrible. Like, I'm getting DMs being like, I hope you die. Like, the craziest things you could possibly think of. I'm getting right now. So many comments on my body. Just dragging my body on one end and then on the other side, I'm getting comments being like, body is ot. Like, I've never seen you look better. Like, you look amazing. Whatever you're doing, keep it up. Like, I need your skincare routine. Blah, blah, blah. Whatever you're doing, what's your workout routine? I'm getting so many comments on that end of the spectrum. And I've never dealt with such a dip in my weight and a dip in, you know, whatever's going on with my eating stuff publicly where people can kind of see I post every day. Like, you know, and I get. People have a right to their opinions about my life and you know, I even can take opinions about my body pretty well. I'm used to it. This is what I do for work. I'm okay with that. But, you know, I also feel like I have some sort of responsibility to, you know, also say that I don't think this is okay. I think people either assume that I'm lacking some sort of self awareness or that I know people in my corner that are observant of what's going on. Like, I of course do have people that are like, this is all being addressed, but I'm not gonna like talk about that online. I just want people to know that I don't think this is okay. I don't think I look good right now. I don't feel good. And I know that I have an audience of girls, audience of younger girls. I don't want them thinking that this is something that they should strive to look like. I'm definitely underweight, I'm definitely unhealthy right now. But I just wanted to say that I am working on it and you know, I've had dips before and we've come back up and I just have to get a team back in place, which is what I'm doing right now. A nutritionist, a therapist, all those fun things and you know, just address it head on. Because once you let these kinds of things slip, they can just snowball. And I've had them snowball in the past and there's no shittier feeling than feeling just like a prisoner in your own body when it comes to this shit. And people that don't understand really what you're going through unless like you are in a situation like this with your body and with food and it's not one of those things. Like I always think of it like this, like I'm not going to compare it to alcohol, but you know, alcohol is something I feel like you can at least you don't need every day to live like food and water, like it's a hill I have to climb every day. It's a shitty ass thing that just part of my life. And I just wanted to say that that's what I'm dealing with right now. And it's not fun and it's not good, but it is life, and life sucks. And I feel like I put on this Persona online. It's not a Persona. It's really who I am when I'm at my, like, when I'm feeling my best is I'm so happy to get on the Internet and, like, make other people laugh and make myself laugh and make fun of myself. But I'm finding it really hard right now to go online right now when everyone's just picking apart my body every day. It's becoming harder to post. But I feel like if I just address this least once and just, like, nip it in the butt a little bit, I just felt like, not that I was being dishonest, but I feel like I was being dishonest by not addressing it by, like, omission. I was being dishonest. So. So, yeah, that's a little tidbit, like, a heavier aspect of what's going on in my life right now. But I would just say going forward, not that, like, I can handle the trolls or whatever, but, like, any comments about my body. I always say this when people lose weight. Getting complimented on weight loss, I feel like, is so common because people just associate that with, like, a positive thing for some reason. And I would say nine times out of 10, weight loss is usually a symptom of, you know, hardship, grief, you know, something like loss. There's. They're going through something that's probably negative. Typically, I feel like that's what weight loss is. But, you know, it's that one times out of ten that people think, oh, my God, slight period, you've never looked better, which maybe be the case. But you never know what's going on inside someone's head and what's going on in their life. Like, you never really know, which is why I just feel like, you know, comments about people's bodies, even if, like, it's something positive, I feel like for right now, I would appreciate if people just put that on pause and just, you know, give me a little grace, a little patience. I just want to reassure everyone that I'm aware of what's going on. My friends and family are aware of what's going on. It's being handled. It's being addressed. I'm looking into therapy again, which is also something I've never really talked about on here, my views on therapy. I feel like I kind of a skewed vision of therapy because I feel like date dating and therapy kind of go hand in hand. You kind of have to shop therapists. And I have a very small Attention span. I have adhd. I've never had patients that shop therapists. I've had therapists in the past that have ghosted me that I've gotten arguments with that I've hated. Like, I. They're like men. Like, I just, like, they kind of get on my nerves sometimes and. But I feel like therapy is a luxury, and I'm so grateful that I'm able to afford that luxury. So I feel like I should prioritize, you know, and give myself a little more of a grace period and, you know, patience and just find a therapist that works. Because I feel like in the long run, I could really benefit from something like that. Not even just food related, just like life related. I always say, like, my mind works in mysterious ways, as we all know. It's what gave. Gives me, like a creative side. But it also, you know, there's a lot of demons and skeletons in my closet that clearly need sorting. And I could definitely work on my coping mechanisms. You know, I went to rehab. We've talked with this. I've gone to rehab twice, you know, and I'm not discounting a third time. You know, maybe third time's the charm when it comes to this bullshit. I was never good in those settings. I almost, like, played the system. I like, got really close to the psychiatrist and got really. I like, almost manipulated them to letting me out of loony bin. I just don't think I really believe in therapy. And when it comes to therapy, I always knew what they wanted to hear to, like, get me out of there. And so I'm like, it didn't really. It didn't give me much faith because I'm like, okay, if I can trick you into letting me out of this loony bin, then, like, the system is all up. But maybe I went to a janky ass rehab. I think I did go to a janky ass rehab because it was the closest one. It was in Boston, so it was like the closest one to my mom. And like, my parents always wanted to visit and they would visit every day, but I don't, by all means, think it was the nicest. It was kind of, like, sketchy, to be honest. But that was me going on a tangent about rehab. I don't know. I would like to get a therapist. I have a nutritionist that I love, but I don't listen to her. So I'm like, this is a fucking waste of money. Because, you know, the nice thing about inpatient treatment is that they make you do things and then they change your habits. The shitty part on the other end about inpatient is that you have no freedom. And that sucks. But it kind of forces you into like, new habits, which is important. The nice thing about outpatient, which is a psychiatrist for medication, a nutritionist for food and stuff, and a therapist for all the rest of that, is that they aren't with you 24 7, so you can get away with a lot more. So like a nutritionist can tell you you have to eat X, Y and Z at these points in the day, but they can't force you to because they're not with you. So you can get away with a lot more. And I feel like that's kind of where I struggle is because I give myself a lot of leeway to like, not get things in than I should be getting in. But I don't know, it's a lot of discipline, It's a lot of willpower. It's a lot harder than one would assume. And it's shitty work and it's a lot of self work and I don't like self work. And I feel like with my schedule right now, there is no regiment, you know, which I kind of love. The busier I am, I feel like the better I am because I have less time to think about food, which is where I thrive. But it's those moments of, you know, downtime where I'm like in my apartment alone, or I'm, you know, overthinking, over analyzing, you know, on, you know, reading comments and just self doubt. It's those moments of insecurity where I feel like I kind of spiral. And the busier I am, I feel like even if I'm in three different cities in one week, I almost feel like I have a healthier mind. As fucked up as that sounds, that's just kind of how it is right now. But I need to figure out for me a little bit of regiment and, you know, more of a structured schedule. Even if that's like my morning routine. I feel like simple things like that, making my bed, things that I can like start my day off, that feel like a structured foundation. And I feel like that would hopefully snowball into some better eating habits. But I don't know, I'm all out of whack right now. But the whole point of this whole fucking segment is that I didn't want anyone watching to think that. I think the way I look right now is good. I think it's bad. Don't be like me. Part of this podcast isn't preaching for you essentially to be like me and copy exactly what I do. A lot of this podcast, I want you to feel like you're learning something, too. Maybe learning what not to do, maybe a lesson on what to avoid. And I feel like if you are struggling with food. I wish I spoke up about this when I started having these horrible thoughts when I was younger. That's my one big regret in life, and I don't have many regrets. Even with guys I've slept with, I don't have many regrets. One of my biggest regrets in life is not going to my parents sooner and being like, I need help. It's so hard to ask for help, especially when it's something so shameful and it's a confusing thing because it's food. It's so simple. I don't understand. I had such a blessed upbringing. I have great parents. I have, like, I have a healthy and blessed life. I never understood why my mind worked like this. It was embarrassing. And I thought that there was something wrong with me that I even thought like that. And, you know, it was a big aspect of my life that I hid for so long from friends and family. But, you know, you're only as healthy as your deepest secrets. And this has been, like, one of mine for a very long time. So I just feel like if you're going through this, you know, speak up. I feel like there's so much power and bravery in that and ask for help, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You know, I've been dealing with this since I was 12 years old. I just wish I had gone to my mom sooner, you know, because, like, that's what moms are there for. And she's always been, like, my biggest supporter when it comes to this, and they just want to help, but you can't. You know, you have to ask for it. Sometimes people can't read your mind. Also, you gotta want it, too. Like, what's that saying? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink it? I guess this kind of works for this situation as well. But, yeah, I just want to start off this episode with that. Maybe something on the heavier side. I don't really get deep on this podcast much. I'm usually talking about. So this is one aspect of my life that I feel like humanizes me in a little bit, which. Which I'm grateful for. At the end of the day, it makes me a person. Anyways, let's get on to other lighter subjects now that I got that off my fake chest we can start giggling again. That was pretty heavy. I'm so sorry, guys. We're gonna really do a 180 right now. One of you guys DM me being like, I think it would be really funny if you reacted to crazy sex stories. So I thought that'd be a really funny segment because, like, I do have crazy sex stories, but, like, low key. I've been reading these DMS and you guys are crazier than I am. It might be even fun to have just like, you know, you guys on this podcast, you guys sitting with me right here in this chair, and we can just. Yeah, like, you know, Kiki, that would be fun. Marshall, write that down. All right, let's start with number one. I asked you guys to submit your craziest ones, and this is what we came up with at the time of the story. I had a boyfriend, but I hung out with two of my guy friends for a night, and we decided to have some drinks and go on Omegle. We ended up talking to this one guy who kept joking with us, saying my two guy friends were going to run a train on me, period. We laughed it off. Since both my guy friends knew I had a boyfriend, we spent maybe another hour on Omegle, but by the time we got off, we were all pretty drunk. One thing led to another. We ended up having a threesome at my guy friend's house. To this day, no one knows. And I never got caught for it, honestly, period. That's all I have to say to this. I mean, I feel like running. Getting Run Train on is very different. That's some Bonnie Blue. Getting run train on is very different than having a threesome. I would take to this the grave as well, but sometimes it just happens. I feel like this is one of those, like, I feel like this is what you see in, like, a Hallmark movie, you know, like, you're just giggling with your two guy friends and you're having a threesome. This has happened. I want to say this has happened to me before. I'm thinking about this one time I visited Syracuse College back in the day, and we were with a group of my girlfriends, and we were also with a group of my guy friends, and we were staying at this, like, fucking janky ass frat house. And there was like nine of us but one mattress. So we were all, like, staying in different. Like, I think other girls knew people there. And I remember it was like, me, my guy friend, my friend, and then another guy friend, and we're all sharing this one, like, blow up Mattress on the floor of this cockroach infested frat. And we were like, all, like, kind of in the spooning position. And I think my guy friend was reeling me from behind. Why? My other guy friend was reeling my other girlfriend from behind, and me and my girlfriend were facing each other. And it was like one of those things where it's, like, really quiet and we thought we were getting away with something, but we weren't. And, like, there was, like, people. I was like, a whole thing. But you know what? I would do it again. Sometimes after those tequilas, the moment strikes and it's like, your guy friend, you feel comfortable and safe and we're all cuddly and like a little cuddle puddle. And sometimes it just, like, slips in ya. Sometimes when it slips in ya, that's like the best kind of, you know, situation, if you know what I mean. And I'd fucking do it again. But honestly, whatever. I'm assuming you're a college. That's my. I'm under the assumption by this story. I mean, if you're going on Omegle for fun, I'm assuming you're in college. This is just gonna be part of your lore one day. And now it's part of your lore because I'm talking about it on this podcast. I love that for you, I feel like Omega was probably the first place I ever saw a penis. Like, me and my friends used to, like, go on there, like, during sleepovers, thinking it was so funny. But it's like, kind of, now that I look back at it, not funny at all. Okay, let's get to our next story. D1 to NBA basketball freak had an insane thing for getting his ass ate. I've eaten so many asses in my days, I don't know. Guys love it and I think they don't talk about it enough. And I think a guy that's, like, afraid to, like, even get their ass, like, touched, even, like, if you're applying just like, a little bit of pressure. Because I feel like guys, at the very bare minimum, should, like, enjoy just like, applying a little bit of pressure down there. But, like, getting their ass eaten, I feel like it's totally fine. I don't judge when a guy's into that. And you just know when they're just, like, thrusting their. When you're, like, giving them head and, like, sucking them sideways and they're just thrusting their hips into your face. You just know in that moment that they like getting their ass eat. It's one thing when they're on all fours. I've had that happen as well. That's insane. But, like, honestly, I get in there, I get in there, and I'm not afraid of dark crevices, okay? I'll get in to the caves and the depths, and I do not give a fuck. You know, when it comes to that shit, I don't really care, but I don't think that's really crazy. I think that you should try everything at least once. I think these men need to stop being so scared of that shit. Like, I. Like, they think that I don't. I don't. I don't understand that they're gonna, like, turn gay or something if, like, they get their ass eaten. I don't really get where the fear stems from, but I say, I love that for you. But it is interesting to see a guy on all fours. It's almost, like, powerful. It feels powerful to me. I feel like it's like a power dynamic switch where, like, the guys on all fours and I'm behind them. Like, this is where I say, like, I would love to peg a guy. Like, I've always wanted to do that, but just to, like, know what it feels like. I feel like I would fucking eat that shit up. I would love it. But one day. Wait, this kind of, like, reminds me of the next one that was submitted. My ex wanted me to peg him. Was open to the idea, but got the ick once he was on all four. See, like, there's something about a guy with a fucking arched back and, like, his asshole winking in your face, and you're just like. You're just like, what are we doing here? But I would fucking do it. What would give b dick is going on, like, you know, pegs R us online and, like, ordering a strap on. I don't think I would love that process. I also don't know what that process looks like. I actually know girls that have pegged guys and said that it's fucking phenomenal and amazing. But, you know, once you're pegging a guy, I think question, it's okay to, like, start questioning things a little bit. That is. It is out there, definitely. But, like, the G spot is in a guy's ass. This is why guys like a little finger in the ass, applying a little pressure. It does feel good for them. Like, it does. You can ask them. Ask your boyfriends. They might lie to you, but they know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. I will do it one day. Mark my words. I just have to find the right Guy, we have to find the right man. Mr. Right will want to get pegged. And that's the truth, I don't think. But, like, I get the arching the back. It is a little, you know, it throws you off a little bit. I, like, used to hook up with this guy that, like, I swear to God, wanted a full fist in his ass. And I would do my best because I have dainty wrists, but there's no need for my full, like, at that point, like, like sit on a tree stump. Like, I can't. I don't know what you want me to do here. I had sex on the U at Union, and my friends were watching on the sidelines. Did you also do that? Okay, so sex on the U. I'm so glad you asked. So I also went to Union College, which is why this question is near and dear to my heart. So there were. There were, like, seven things, like, you would do at Union College that was like. Like the naked knot, like you had to pee on some statue. And, like, there was, like, things that you would, like, check off that everyone would have to do before they graduated. I never had sex on the U, which it just never appealed to me, like, to go on the turf. Like, everyone was always doing it, so I was like. It was just weird. Like, I like. I like, it shocks a lot of people that I never did it. I think I did pretty much all the other ones, but I just, like, I don't want to go out after, you know, a night of partying and then go on, like, a turf field and, like, get rug burn on the turf. That just, like, never appealed to me. But I will say that there were trolleys, that there were, like, trolleys that would bring you from different points of campus. And I remember I left a frat party once, and we were the only people in the trolleys. And I, like, got fingered and gave this guy a hand job in the back of the. The trolley. I did do that, but other than that, like, I pretty much had a boyfriend that wouldn't fuck me my whole college career. So if he wouldn't fuck me in a bed, I don't know why he would fuck me on, like, the turf field of a team that he was once on that got. He got kicked off of. So, like, it didn't. Like, I think there was reasons why we didn't have sex on the field, but no, I didn't have sex with you. I think that's fun, though. And if I did have a fun boyfriend, we would be fucking on that goal Post, I swear. And my friends will be watching, cheering me on, so I think that's fun. And I'm so jealous that you still go to union, and I hope you have the best time ever. I miss it every day, kind of. Okay, next one. Fucked my boss in his office while employees were in the room next door. Now, my boss would be the only thing that would get me to a corporate job. I think that's so fun to have, like, a fun, flirty relationship with your boss. If it's, like, fun and flirty and casual, but, like, that's some Samantha Jones that I love when she's that guy Richard and, you know, she's, like, the PR girl, and she drops, like, the stack of papers in front of his desk and starts, like, blowing him while it's like, a glass. Everyone can watch. I'm like, that's some shit that I would love to do. I think that's fun. But don't get fired. Keep your job. In this economy, we can't afford to lose our jobs. But I think that's so fun. While the employees were in the next room, I would be fucking in every crevice of that office. I think that's so fun. Anyways, okay, next. Had sex with my ex situationship on the couch at Surf Lodge. Oh, my God. How. How did you not get kicked out, like, on the one outside while people were around? Now, this is some baller. I've never had sex in, like, a super, super, super public place like this where, like, people are literally sitting next to you. That reminds me of, what was it? Kyle Richards. And she said, like, she had sex at, like, a dinner party. It was, like, a group of, like, 12 people, and she was, like, sitting on her husband's lap and, like, had sex with him there. I always think about that story, and I'm like, how did that even work? Like, you just, like, hike your sk shirt up. That's, like, insane to me. That's wild. That's out there and power to you. Maybe I'll try that this summer, but I might lose a couple brand deals if I do that. Okay. Guy was journaling my chest, and I was giving him head, and his dingleberry fell on my chest. I would throw up and then rip his balls off. I would put his balls into his scrotum, and they would be coming out of his fucking mouth. That's disgusting. I would take a shower so quickly, he would never make eye contact with me again. And he would rue for eternity in days to come and the generations to follow. Him and his bloodline would rue as well. That's gross. Tell this man to fucking wipe his ass and take a shower. Okay, but, I mean, I'm just gonna flip it and play devil's advocate for really quickly. This has never happened to me, by the way, but I have heard horror stories of my friends having anal and it ending poorly. And if a guy can see past that, then we could probably see past a dingleberry. I guess it's just as much as you possibly can stomach. I don't think I could stomach that in the moment. What if it fell into your mouth? Sometimes you're just so drunk, it doesn't even really matter. And it's just like. It's a gross act. At the end of the day, we're not going down there. It's not the dentist's office, you know, like, we're not cleaning teeth here. We're, like, sucking dick. And sometimes you gotta go in the trenches, and sometimes the trenches are dark and maybe a jingleberry will get in your eye. I would just make sure you don't get pink eye or, like, you know, a yeast infection in your throat. I heard about that happening once someone got a yeast infection in their throat. And that's fucking gnarly. Okay, let's do more of these sex stories. These are really fun. Once I was sleeping with a guy and I got dressed after to realize I was putting on another girl's thong. Oh, girl. The down badness I would feel after this, like, that is walk of shame. Final boss. But I will say that I've been in this boat before. Maybe not a thong. That's fucking crazy. And this guy should be sued. Like, we should find this man and he will root for eternity. But I will say that, like, I've left guys. You just, like, know when someone's, like, cooked here before. Like, I've, like. I've hooked up with guys and, like, seen, like, tampons and, like, makeup remover in their drawers. And I'm like, who's fucking cooking here? There was this one guy I was hooking up with in New York, and, like, we've been hooking up for so long, but, like, he had really been, like, clear about this is a situationship. Like, the sex was good. So I just, like, kept going back. And I, like, was hoping that maybe one day he would change his mind about, you know, it being a situationship. He never did, but anyways, he was definitely hooking up with other people. And I was leaving, and he was like, oh, my God, here are Your earrings. And I was like, babe, those are my earrings. It was humiliating, but I feel like we've all been there. I feel like that might be universal experience. These guys are fucking stupid. Okay? I vomited on a guy's schlong while giving head. Guy asked me to keep going. I mean, I guess it's like a form of lubricant, you know, if a guy. But like, if you don't want to keep going, if you don't want to be sucking him off, stop. Like, there's no world where we should be, like, choking ourselves out to make a man come. You okay? Like, for what? No, this is not what we do. This is not what I tell you guys to do. You come first, and then maybe we'll think about it. But this happens, unfortunately. I feel like this used to happen to me a lot in college when I didn't figure out exactly how to give head. Because, you know, like, the key to giving head is like using both your hands. And I would say that tricks them into thinking that both these hands is your whole fucking throat, you know, it feels the same. At the end of the day, if you have enough saliva and spit in there, it all feels the same. If you're going in the right hand motion and you're sucking them off correctly, you do not actually need to be shoving that whole penis down the crevices of your throat. You know, sometimes I like to throw that in there as like a special. You know, just like just. Just to make them a little weak in the knees for like a second. But their dick is not at the bottom of, like, it's not by my fucking clavicle the whole time I'm sucking them off. That would be fucking insane. I think I would break my throat, use both hands, and give twister spit on that shit. But you really have to focus on the tip. The tip's where the sensitivity is. That's where the get in there. But I feel like there's no reason, like, that's why I didn't know how to suck dick in high school. My ex actually told me I was horrible at sucking dick. And now I'm like, the best at it ever. And he will rue. But that was like my biggest mistake was thinking that I always had to be fucking deep throating and, like, getting skull fucked. That's not how it works. Getting skull fucked is fun sometimes, though, but only like when you're like hanging off a bed and your head's backwards and it's only for like 10 to 15 seconds tops. It's a good, like, mental image for the men. But other than that, like, no. Okay, let's do one more. Okay. So this guy took me from his bed to his bathroom, that a sofa chair, and started playing Trap Queen girl. Honestly, this is the problem with songs like that, because I fucking loved. I love Fetty Wap. I love Trap Queen. I'd be, like, bouncing on that dick and I'd be like, hit the bando. That's the problem with good music when it's playing. That would kind of throw me off a little bit, though. I mean, my sex playlist. I feel like I should, like, put out a sex playlist because my sex playlist in college was so fucking fire. Guys like or nah was like, the number one on the list. Let me go through it right now. I still have it on my SoundCloud. I made it private because people started to follow me after that one episode. Me and my friends had this shared sex playlist that was, like, all sex music that also had the saxophone in it, and it was called sa. Well, like, it was a play on the word sex. Wait, I have to share this playlist? It is actually so good. Like, you guys will all cream and all your men will cream to it. It'll be fucking amazing. But if a man started playing dubstep or, like, rock and roll, I mean, I've, like, country music before, and I don't even like that. It's too slow for what I enjoy. I guess it really depends what you're into. Trap Queen, low key. I think I would be, like, kind of eating that up. I'd be like, it'd probably get me in the mood. I love Fatty Wap. Got horny at a college tailgate and had sex in a porta potty. All right, babe, this is gross. No, we're never that horny. Like, if I can look down and see piss and shit, like, I am dried up immediately. But I get like. I feel like people do that. People used to do that at this thing called Country Fest, which is, like, a Boston thing. Like, it's a country music festival, obviously. Like, 45 minutes away from Boston that we used to go to when we were super young. People would always be in the porta potties. I mean, I love that for you, but, I mean, who the fuck am I to judge, okay? My body count looks like a fucking zip code. Pop off, Queen. Sorry, I didn't mean to judge you. Oh, wow. Fucking on a jet ski is tougher than it seems. But a really great orgasm. I feel like, yes, I feel like I would do this if I was in the Bahamas on a jet ski and it was me and my man. You know, the revving of the engine just works in your favor. I would say this is really fun if you brought some lube with you. And don't let any of the ocean water get inside of you, because that's a UTI waiting to happen. I just had sex with my ex in the private dance room at the strip club Friday night. Lmao, girl, me, new bold sister. Sisters and sucking. That's what I'll call us. Because I've been there. Was it 11? I did this once. I think it's fun. I think it's normal. You know, sometimes, like, people don't understand, like, at a strip club. Like, especially if, like, you're a good strip club. I've been at strip clubs before. Like, I get really caught up in the moment. Like, I was at this one Rhino in Vegas. Like, I swear I almost took a home. A stripper, like, a woman, like, you get really just, like, caught up. I don't know. I think I was on a little bit of, like, shrooms as well. So that probably had something to do with, like, me just getting lost in, like, this euphoric moment. But it happens. Sometimes you go to the back room with a guy at a strip club, and sometimes a finger slips or you. You're, like, throating a guy. That just happens sometimes. I think it's fun if you don't get, like, in trouble or caught in my situation. This stripper was there, and it was like a hand job, and it was like. And then she left. And then it was like a little bit of a sakiana. And then we're making out, and then we ordered chicken nuggets. It was like, a whole thing. I think it can be fun and flirty and, like, you know, a little bit of, like, we're doing this in a public space kind of thing without it being super public. I think it could be fun, and I think that's slay. All right, guys. Those were so fun. You guys are a bunch of sick little freakianas, and I love you for it. Keep submitting those to Extra Dirty and, like, keep your eye out because we do these posts all the times. Submit your stories. Am I the asshole? You're, you know, anything, honestly? Did you what. What you have for lunch? I don't like anything. I want to hear it. So just submit those to the Extra Dirty account. And if you don't follow the extra account already, like, please do anyways let out. What else do we want to talk about today? We have so many fun things coming out. I don't know when this episode will be airing, but I'll assuming I'll be in Greece. I'm really excited. I've never had a European summer. I'm just like, really looking forward to have like a. I keep saying this, like, seductive and productive summer. I wanna have a lighthearted summer. I wanna be sucking everyone sideways kind of summer. No feelings attached kind of summer. Being a bad bitch in the sun kind of summer. You know, I just wanna fuck around. Like, genuinely just fuck around. I hopefully will be in the Hamptons a lot. I definitely will be in Nantucket a lot. And I think Europe's gonna be a lot of fun too. I like when I make out with a lot of B.O. this summer. I want to make out with everyone. I want to be a make out slut. Okay. And be more selective of who I suck. A selective sucking summer. You know, we can't be sucking everyone off. I can't be blessing everyone. This is not what we do. We have to be selective of who we are sucking off sideways. Say that five times fast. Your grandmother. But yeah, there's no boys on the roster right now, which, honestly is refreshing. I did a whole foul sweep. There's literally no one I would like to talk to right now. And even when I do have a roster, I feel like I don't even like texting them. It's really just like, you know, I'm drunk and I'll like, hit someone up. That's kind of how it happens. Or like, they'll hit me up and I'll hook up with them and they're like, kind of on the DL. I don't have anyone that I'm even like, talking to right now. Like, no one I can flirt with right now. And I'm so happy with that. Like, I am protecting my fucking piece. What did we do? We also last Sunday we went to the Caller Alex premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. I thought it was the most beautiful, raw, vulnerable documentary I've ever watched. I mean, I was so proud of her. I was, like, emotional watching it. It was so amazing to see, like, it's so amazing to see her thrive. She's fucking crushing it, obviously, but if you haven't seen that, it's a must watch. It's amazing. And I'm so proud of our girl. But yeah, that was fun. And then we went to the after party at Zero Bond after that. And I probably drank A little bit. You know, there's something about me in an open bar that do not connect. There's something about me in an open bar that do not connect. Well, I can't have free liquor near me. Cause the drinks were flowing. I was having dirty martinis on a Sunday. I felt bad about myself yesterday. I was a bit hurt. There's nothing worse than being hungover on a Monday. I'd rather be hungover on a Sunday. Being hungover on a Monday is like. It involves a lot more self reflection, but it was worth it. We were celebrating Alex and her success, so it was well worth it. Okay, guys, that was kind of a roller coaster of an episode today, so I apologize. You know, we started off with the heavier bits, and we ended off, you know, with a little bit more of the lighter bits and the sex and the fun and the juju and the fun. But, you know, I feel like I'm glad that I touched on the stuff in the beginning, and I feel like if I didn't, I would be doing you guys a disservice because it is a big part of me. So I'm glad I got that off my chest. Thank you for listening and I'll see you guys next week. As always, you can watch on YouTube, like, subscribe, comment, and you can listen on any other platform. And for now, love you guys, and I'll see you next week.