← Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Vintage sex tips, AI boyfriends, & the sexiness of confidence
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Production, turn the lights DOWN! Hallie is flying solo this week for a sexy epi. She reacts to a vintage Cosmo article on outdated sex tips, breaks down why sucking dick is basically a performance art, and shuts down the idea that waiting to have sex makes any difference. She shares her theory that half the people on Raya are AI-generated twinks, gives her take on Vegas culture, and confesses her embarrassing attraction to e-boys. Hallie ends the ep by answering your questions: how to ditch a man, get over an ex, and stop feeling guilty for sleeping around. It's Extra Sexy! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you freak!!
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Hallie
You guys. Ever since I started podcasting I have just been drinking so much water to keep my beautiful voice lubricated. With that being said, I always have my hydro jug Traveler strapped to my side. I legit took it with me today to get my lips filled. The hydrj Traveler is completely leak proof cup holder compatible and has a hygienic circular flip straw for easy breezy sipping. It comes in multiple colors and sizes, 40, 32 and 20 ounces so you can find the perfect bottle that matches your style. You deserve to hit your hydration goals. Go to thehydrojug.com and use code EXTRA dirty to save 10% at checkout. That's code EXTRA dirty@thehydrojug.com for 10 off at checkout. Do you crave intercourse or cuddling? Are you satisfied after one or two orgasms or do you want more? I want as many as I can possibly have before my neck breaks. We're happy little okay guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I am here. Your host, Hallie. I'm doing a solo today. Kind of stressed out about that, but we're gonna yap. We're gonna yap into fruition and see where we land with it because God knows what. And at the end of this episode, I will be answering your guys's questions. I get so many of those either in my DMs or on the extra dirty accounts DMs. We're gonna be going through all those today in the end of this episode, so let's have a little fun with that. Want to begin this episode a little differently than we typically start? Production handed me this Cosmo article on vintage sex tips. Like sex tips from like the olden days and I'm kind of curious to go through those and react to them. I haven't even looked at them yet to be honest, but I don't know how you can like really switch up that much. I Like, I feel like before I look at this article, I want to think about, like, what would be a major difference between sex now and sex back, what, in the 1960s? Besides the fact that, like, I feel like women are a little more girl boss than they used to probably be back then, so maybe we're on top more, but I really don't know how much we could have switched up besides, like, the introduction of vibrators, lube. I don't know what we're gonna see. We're gonna find out. Interesting. Wait, so the article reads, eight hilarious vintage Cosmo sex tips that are actually genius. But, like, what makes a sex tip vintage? Like, a blowjob is a blowjob.
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Marshall
Yeah, the article was published in 2014. Okay, but it's even vintage from then.
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Hallie
Like, 2014 vintage already. Okay, this one reads, don't worry if he takes a long time to climax. Take comfort. And then if your man is slow to lust, the problem lies in his humanitarian, not the lack of femininity. Femininity, Only robots and batteries are ever ready. Give it time. The more he knows about you, the less fearful fantasies will run wild. That's, like, Shakespearean. Like, that sounds like a poem to me. How old are these tips?
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Marshall
It didn't specify exactly. It just said vintage.
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Hallie
Okay. I mean, okay, don't worry if he takes a long time to finish. I, like, don't think that's a bad thing, in my opinion. I feel like you want someone to, like, take a while to finish. I think it's a problem if he's finishing too quickly. Right. I could see maybe the point of view of thinking if a guy is taking too long to finish, that maybe you think he's, like, not into it or not interested in you, but I think the complete opposite. Maybe he's a giver. Maybe he wants you to finish first. Because it does take girls longer to finish than guys in my experience. And I would say I'm pretty experienced. I don't think that's a bad thing. I think that I don't know what she's talking about. Robots and batteries.
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Marshall
Description's really confusing.
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Hallie
Okay, let's go on to the next one. The second one is when to say no. And the description is, unless you feel an overwhelming urge to jump on someone, say no. I don't agree with that. Avoid mercy, as he'll probably come back for more. Never feel obligated. Sex is no way to say good night or thanks. Okay, but, like, this description here is basically saying, go against your urges because you want a Guy to come back for more. I get the whole. It's like an old saying. It's like a guy's not gonna, like, buy the cow if he can get the milk for free. And, like, you should, like, make a guy wait and, like, wait to the third date or wait to the fourth. Whatever. I don't believe in any of that shit. I know a lot of people that are in very successful relationships that fucked on the first 30 minutes of that meeting and they had a long and successful relationship. I remember my ex boyfriend within the first 30 minutes of meeting him at a frat party. You know, I was swinging from a chandelier. I don't think that stuff. And we dated for two and a half years after that. I really don't think any of that other stuff matters. I think you should follow your urges. Unless he's a loser. I mean, you should never feel like you have to have sex with someone in order to, like, end a night. Like, you should be able to know how to say no. But I don't think it's when to say no. I think it's knowing how to say no. Because I feel like some people have an issue with that. Just kind of. I feel like you got to find your. Your own boundaries, But I don't think your boundaries should be everyone else's boundaries, if that makes any sense. Like, if you feel like it's right and in the moment to sleep someone on the first date, I say go for it. I don't think it's that deep at all. But if you don't feel like you want to or you're not ready to, don't feel like you have to just because this guy, like, bought you dinner or drove you home or got you an Uber, blah, blah, X, Y and Z. Don't feel like you have to thank him with a sucky McGee. I don't believe in that either. Like, you can say no. And I don't know if that will prompt him to, like, want to date you. I honestly, I don't think any of. I think it's all circumstantial and situational in my opinion. But I agree with the fact you should never feel obliged. We'll end it with that. Okay, the third one is don't believe anyone who says you can't orgasm. Okay? Like, who's saying that? I mean, I know people that are in, like, their mid-20s that, I swear to God, I can just tell they've never came from riding a dick or anything. Some people, like, how do you come when they're on top. People ask me that all the time, like, how do you finish when you're on top? I'm like, you're doing it wrong. And guys will say like, that's like their least favorite position because they're selfish assholes. But trust me, just like disregard any of that. And I would say, hop on top if you can't finish.
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Marshall
What are the characteristics of someone that you can tell? They've never.
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Hallie
You can just tell, like I could just tell the characteristics of someone that's never like had an orgasm before. I was, I was so keen to like clock into this when I was in college because it was a big topic of conversation like between the girlies in college. Because I feel like that's kind of like a sexual awakening period where you either like have had a boyfriend or, or like you've never had sex in your life before. Like you see a big mix. And a lot of people, like, I feel like, don't have orgasms until their twenties and I feel like that's normal. I figured it out very early on. I don't know why I, I consider myself blessed in that realm because I can finish pretty easily. I don't really need to have like a strong emotional connection with someone to be able to like, figure that out. I kind of get in my own head and block any other thing that might be blocking an orgasm from happening out and I just make it work. I unblock, I block out the outside noise of intrusive thoughts that maybe would stop me from finishing. I've just figured it out to a science. But I can just tell when a person's like, oh, like, sex is nice. Like it, it feels like good, but like they'd have never had the fireworks explosion that comes through their body. When you actually have an orgasm, I feel like that's important to note. But I would say it's different for everyone. And a lot of it has to do with being comfortable. And not everyone is super comfortable with a person until like they're in like a serious relationship or feel like that certain, like sexual chemistry with someone in a relationship. I guess it doesn't really even depend on how long you've been with someone for you to like have an orgasm. But it has to do a lot with like the sexual chemistry with someone or if the guy knows what he's fucking doing. A lot of these guys don't know what they're doing. Especially college age men, you know, that's why I go for the daddies. They're vetted okay, this description says, ask your man to stop his thrusting and see if your activity really mirrors T. Sometimes a guy will just be, like, pumping it out like a frat boy. And, like, that doesn't feel good for anyone besides him. And that's some place where I always, like, kind of felt, like, awkward saying no. Or, like, maybe switch that up. Like, you got to speak up. Be vocal when you're having sex with someone, because a man, if he's pumping you like a fudgeing jackrabbit on speed, tell him to, like, slow it the fuck down, because that doesn't feel good for girls, in my opinion. You're allowed to not enjoy bj. I mean, they don't call it a job for no reason. It is, like, strenuous and can cause whiplash, I guess. I mean, like, I feel like every guy makes you feel like you have to, like, suck his dick. I don't mind it. I actually find it's like an art artwork. It's an art form of mine. I think I'm pretty good at it. You can, like, add your own personality to it. A little spice. It's almost like a theatrical, you know, little act I have, and I look forward to doing it. But, like, like I've said in previous episodes, I have oral fixation. So things like sucking dick, it really brings some sort of peace to me. And I also love when I'm giving a guy head and, like, he's so enjoying it. That feel good. But not everyone likes sucking dick. I honestly feel like most people don't. Right. Also, a lot of people don't like swallowing what's going on in there, but, like, it's a source of protein. That's how I look at it. I don't think it, like, adds or subtracts to a quality of a blow job, whether you, like, swallow or not. I really only swallow, like, when I'm prompted, but, I mean, I don't mind giving head. So I feel like I'm on, like, the short end of the stick here. Maybe not the majority consensus in this opinion, but, yeah, I agree with the fact that you're allowed to, like, not enjoy it. If you don't want to, like, suck your guy's dick. I mean, you don't have to do anything you want. Like, it's free will out here. Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Have you heard of Shopify? It's the commerce platform behind all the big brands you love. Oh. And it's the best place that you can start, grow, and manage a business too. With Shopify, you can sell online and in person, locally and globally, direct or wholesale, desktop to mobile. And it's not just a platform powering your favorite sweatpants brand. It's powering your mom and pop shop down the street too. Shopify even lets you sell products across all big social apps so you can build customers and reach impulse shoppers. If you guys remember when we did the extra dirty T shirt for the podcast launch? Those were fully powered through Shopify. Start plotting your business with Shopify. Get on shopify.com/extra dirty and become your own boss. That's shopify.com/extra dirty. Thank you to Shopify for sponsoring this episode.
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Hallie
It is certainly a woman is entitled to have a simple distaste for the smell, the consistency, or the act of receiving semen in her mouth without any complex emotional difficulty being involved to explain her reluctance. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't taste like a fucking, like strawberry shortcake. It doesn't taste great, but I don't think it tastes horrible. Unless it does. And then like, we have a problem. He should go to urgent care. It's okay to not like sucking dick. I don't like to do it in the morning because my mouth's dry. And like, who likes to do anything in the morning? To be honest? Number five, the key to getting better sex. The most crucial aspect of sex is talking. I do agree with this. I love a guy that will talk you through it. That always helps. Do you crave intercourse or cuddling? Are you satisfied after one or two orgasms or do you want more? I want as many as I can possibly have before my neck breaks. And also that's true. Do you crave intercourse or cuddling? I actually don't crave cuddling at all. I feel like that involves too much, like, feelings and emotion. Like if I were to just like, want to, like, hook up with someone, no strings attached. Please don't cuddle me. It's just so bright in here. It's making me insane. I like, can't even read.
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Marshall
But your skin looks incredible.
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Hallie
It's true. We urge you to allow yourself and Your partner to start and stop intercourse freely, taking plenty of time for foreplay and afterplay experiments. I do this all the time. I feel like when I hook up with someone, I mean, I hooked up with someone last week, and I feel like it's intervals of either. Like, you're getting. You don't want to be getting ravaged the whole time. Oh, my God. I would break. My cervix would be, like, bleeding, skating out. I don't want to be cut in half like a tree. No, you want to take breaks, do the foreplay. Maybe a little oil, maybe a little pillow talk, maybe a little blah, blah. Maybe get a mirror involved. I got a mirror involved last week, and I found that very intriguing. And I would do that again, just, like, spice it up a little bit. But I feel like if you're getting pounded from behind the whole time, who's got the time? Who's got the energy? Like, I don't want to do that. It says here, stop counting climaxes. I mean, I feel like a guy can really only have one big one unless they're, like, really impressive. I feel like they need, like, an hour of downtime, minimum. But I feel like for a girl, once you finish, like, they keep building and building and keep getting better if you're doing it right. So I feel like girls can have as many orgasms as possible, which is amazing for us, and I feel like we deserve that. W. But for guys, I feel like they need the breaks in between for it to be, like, successful on both ends. All right, number six. Don't let stressing about an orgasm ruin the of fun, all right? The more you think about, like, the finish line, the farther away it's gonna be there, because I feel like once you get in your head about experiencing or, like, the orgasm in the future, I feel like the more tense you get. The key to orgasm is not tensing up. It's like the complete opposite. You want to be fully relaxed. Like, literally fully relax every muscle in your body and don't get in your head about it and just focus on, like, what you're doing with the person or focus what you're feeling. But I feel like if you think about, like, oh, like, I'm not, like, feeling it coming on, you're not gonna get it. It's just gonna, like, postpone it, if anything. So I agree with that. Stop stressing about it. I feel like recently when I'm having sex, I can only really finish with, like, a vibrator, probably because I don't care about these people. I, like, need, like, a battery to, like, bring me across the finish line. But I rarely can finish on my back. Rarely. And I can rarely just finish from penetration. People that can just finish from penetration. I want to interview you because, like, what. That makes no sense to me. That's like, a talent. That's like a hidden talent that I didn't know you could. I didn't know he could do that until someone was explaining it to me, like, not too long ago. Number seven. When he doesn't want sex but you do, they say, don't let sex degenerate into a mechanical routine. If you normally make love at home, plan a rendezvous after work in a plush hotel. Make love in the rain, in a taxi, in a haystack. Whatever turns you on. I would actually suggest you don't make love in a haystack because of all, like, the hay. That sounds so uncomfortable. I think the message here is to spice it up when you feel like sex has become a mechanical routine. If he doesn't want sex, what you do. I mean, maybe. I mean, I've dealt with this before.
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Marshall
But this description, though, is, like, trick him. Like, make him horny by taking him to a haystack.
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Hallie
But, like, having sex in a taxi. Is that what they were doing back in the day?
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Marshall
Vintage, that is.
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Hallie
I don't know if that's legal anymore. I feel like what they're trying to say is, if you feel like your man's, like, kind of losing, like, the spice, spice it up. Like, add a little, like, change of scenery. And hotel sex is always fun. Like, I feel like hotels are built for sex. If you're not having sex in a hotel and you're, like, with your partner or spouse, I feel like something is going on that's a little deeper because, like, why wouldn't you. Like, you don't even have to clean up afterwards or change your sheets. Like, you should be okay. Number eight, putting the lust back into your loving. 15 minutes of foreplay, the average for married couples is not enough, says therapist Morton Sunshine. That's a crazy name. The skin is our largest organ. It needs a lot of simulation to come fully alive. Perhaps with an edible oil or lotion helps. You can. Yeah, a blindfold. I mean, I do feel like evoking the five senses is very important because if you, like, take one sense away, it, like, heightens the other one. So, like, for instance, if you're blindfolded, it, like, adds elements of touch and smell and taste and all those things. And I think that does heighten a Sexual experience, you know, that's why people love getting blind. I mean, I love getting blindfolded when I'm having sex. The element of surprise is also fun, too. Yeah. The essential massage. I've watched a lot of massage room porn. Like, I get it. Like, it makes sense to me. Perhaps with an edible oil. Not. Not an edible. In edible oil. I don't know why I feel about edible oils. I mean, I do, like, put, like, a bunch of lube on dick when before I give head. I feel like that is, like, my secret sauce to a good blow job is like, lathering their dick up with lube, but has to be water based and not silicone based because we don't want UTIs out here. Like, if you're gonna have sex afterwards and it is silicone base, you're gonna get a uti. Well, me personally, I will get a uti. Water based is much more organic, better for your body. You just lather that up with lube and it will just feel like the sloppiest top they've ever gotten their whole entire life. But, yeah, I guess an edible oil would fall into that category. I don't know. I've done, like, the ice cube thing before, which I feel like a lot of people have done, where you, like, put in your mouth and, like, give someone head. I don't like doing that. And honestly, I feel like it's good for them for like, a second because it's like an element of shock on something that's very sensitive. But then, like, I feel like it would do the complete opposite effect. I feel like they would shrivel up. And that's just, like, so much work. I don't want to brain freeze while I'm already, like, straining my neck trying to, like, give this guy the best top of his life. I don't, like, love too much foreplay, but, like, enough for, like, I'm not, like, dry like a haystack, you know? What do you think, Marshall?
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Marshall
Well, I think that these eight tips are, like, really kind of bad. Yeah, I agree with some of them. I mean, I'm glad we went over it, but, like, like, times have changed, obviously.
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Hallie
I mean, I get, like, the points they're trying to make in some of these. Like, the essence of, like, the message.
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Marshall
Is coming across, but, like, the writing in the Shakespeare.
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Hallie
But the shakes. Yeah, the Shakespearean writing and, like, working. It's not working for me.
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Marshall
You should tell about, like, what's going on with your TikTok and why are you shadow banned?
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Hallie
I have been Shadow banned. And I don't know if. Because my content's been reflecting, like, my mental state, because I've been just like. Like kind of just like dragging my feet kind of energy. But also I just feel like I have ops on Tik Tok. Like, people are reporting me. I'll go live and I'll get banned like clockwork. Or I'll post a video and it'll get taken down, like, right away. Like, it'll be under content review. I'm emailing my Tik Tok manager or I'm texting her and she will ghost me. It's like Tik Tok's against me right now. And I don't know why, but I was shadow banned for a little bit. I just say a lot of things that maybe might be against community guidelines. You know, some things I talk about on here maybe don't hit the same, like, grow up. Tick tock. Honestly, this can't be clipped because they're gonna shadow ban me again. But, like, they need to grow up and, like, get a sense of humor. But, yeah, I feel like I've been trying to force myself to travel as much as possible for work stuff or just like, for fun stuff. You know, I was in LA a few weeks ago, which I feel like I needed for my head, and I had a great time out there. I might go to Power Slap next week, which is like a UFC kind of event, and I want to bring my brothers. It's basically where they slap the at each other, like, their faces, and you try to just like, stand. I don't. It's the dumbest. But my brothers think it's really cool. And I, like, want to be able to bring them to, like, something like that. You just, like, slap people across the face and they wear a mouth guard and they have, like, people behind them and, like, you catch them essentially from behind because, like, a lot of people get, like, knocked the out. And apparently it's like this big event and my brothers were like, that's sick. And they, like, reached out to me and I was like, you know what? I want to go now. It's trip to Vegas, and it would be nice. Like, I haven't been to Vegas in a minute. I mean, probably good for my body, but I kind of miss it. I could use another Vegas trip.
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Hallie
The Quarter pounder with cheese had many great things. Maple flavored griddle cakes isn't one of them. McDonald's breakfast comes first.
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Marshall
You like Vegas?
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Hallie
I love Vegas.
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Marshall
I think it's like faux luxury.
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Hallie
I feel like every time I'm in Vegas, it is kind of faux luxury. But I also feel like I'm in a snow globe. Like, it doesn't feel like real world. Like, you feel like nothing's real and like you could, like, get like you're like in a snow globe. Even if you look at the sky, the air feels different. I don't know, every time I've gone out there, I've been in a situation where, like, the red carpets kind of rolled out for us. And it's like, probably the best, the best situations of being in Vegas. I've never really gone on a whim or like a girls trip that wasn't like, supported by a rich man, you know? Like, I don't even think I've flown commercial to Vegas ever in my life. That sounds dicky to say, but, like, it's the honest truth. Like, I don't think I would ever live in Las Vegas. It's beautiful weather, though, and beautiful, like, a lot of things, but I wouldn't move there. These lights are actually, like, the worst thing in my eyes. I might need to put my sunglasses on.
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Marshall
We can get them.
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Hallie
You guys have no idea how bright it is in here. Like, it makes me feel like I'm hammered. I'm not kidding. Like, production produced too hard because there's three massive lights in my face and I literally feel strung out. Now I think we can wrap this segment up about talking about. I mean, you asked me about my roster, guys. My roster right now is just completely lackluster. It's doomed. It's anticlimactic in more ways than one. It's just very underwhelming and meek. I guess you would think in New York City you would be able to, like, go out and just find one guy. I don't even need a guy that's, like, emotionally available. I want, like, an emotionally unavailable guy that is good at some. Like, he doesn't even have to be like, a stallion in the bedroom. Like, I know what I'm doing. He just has to be like 70% there. And then I'll like, bring us across the finish line. But you. You would think in this massive fucking city of New York, I could find at least one man that would be willing to fill those shoes. Like, I don't even want to have a summer party. Like, I need you for, like, an hour and a half. And, like, that's it. It's just like, I'm on. I'm on the dating apps. I'm not on Hinge. I refuse to reactivate my Hinge account. I'm just, like, scared of Hinge. I don't know why I have Raya, but I honestly think Raya is, like, AI generated now, if that makes sense. I don't even think half these fucking people are real and the other half are, like, not straight. I swear to God, I don't. They keep feeding me the same guys, the same men that I've said no to a million times. I'm like, stop feeding me. I mean, they're, like, kind of giving twink energy, if anything. And, like, I love my twinks, but, like, I don't need them when I'm swiping right. Like, I don't understand what's going on with my algorithm on Raya, but it's all we're working with. I mean, it also could have to do with, like, it being the dead of winter, lack of serotonin. I think my vagina needs Alexa Pro. Honestly, I think my vagina is depressed. If anything, like, it's just not. It's been a meek winter. Speaking of twins, someone had asked me the other day, like, why do you attract so many, like, gay men in your orbit? Because I feel like. Like, I'm either for the gays or for the girls. Like, I've so many, like, gay males in my life. I love my gay men. Like, I love them so much. Like, when I think of Graydon, I. You know what a lavender. What's it called? A lavender. I want a lavender marriage with Graydon. Like, I sometimes look at him like he's my soulmate. He's, like, the most perfect person. I love being around him. We show each other such, like, mutual respect. I respect his opinions about me. I think when you take out the penetration, I think, which is why, like, I love my gay men. Like, there's a beauty to it. I feel like they're also, like, cleaner, easier to be around. Like, straight men just can piss me the off sometimes, you know? I don't know if I, like, particularly believe in, like, platonic relationships between, like, a straight man and a straight girl. I just, like, never trust men. Like, straight men's intentions ever. Like, they're. I'm like, what do you. What are you thinking? Like, like, what's going on in your head? You know, with gay men, you can just, like, eliminate that element of, like, suspicion or, like, being suspect or, like, what are your intentions? With me, it's just like a giggly, happy friendship. I don't know why I attract so many gay men, though. I do attract a lot of gay men.
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Marshall
You do? I like. I also have noticed that me.
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Hallie
Yeah, Even production's gay.
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Marshall
If you and Graydon were living together, like, in one under one roof, who would, like, assume what roles?
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Hallie
If me and Graydon were living together under one roof, I think he'd be the cooker in the cleaner. I think I would be, like, the one laying my dick down. I don't know. I think I would be the problem. If we lived together, I don't think he could live with me. He's, like, so clean and squeaky clean, and I'm kind of more, you know, less. Less. I'm, like, clean and ocd. But, you know, he would have a field day with my fridge. Like, I, like, lose, like, the caps to things all the time, and I can't find a lot of things. I'm a little more scatterbrained because of my adhd. I don't think he could tolerate any of that. And I also don't have, like, a cooking bone in my body. Like, I think I can make pasta and toast and, like, that's about it. So he would have to be cooking us our meals, and he does that for me anyways. But trying to think what's, like, positive. I would provide if we live together. I mean, I would provide him, like, the vibes, the plan where to go out to dinner, maybe a little giggle and a chuckle, you know, maybe some, like, back scratches. Even though he, like, doesn't like to be touched by me. Like, sometimes I like, try to, like, we'll be sharing a bed and I'll, like, roll over thinking he's, like, maybe a random man. I've brought him back, and he'll be like, get the off of me. He, like, will separate us with, like, a pillow, which I get. But, like, sometimes I need, like, a little hug from Grady, but whatever. He's gonna like, watch this episode and be like, what? Why are you, like, hitting on me? What else? What else do we talk about?
- [29:35]
Marshall
Touchy feely than people would expect.
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Hallie
I'm, like, a pretty big physical touch person. Yeah, I would say that I am pretty Touchy. My love language, I feel like, is physical touch. Like, I don't really give a about acts of service risks. I do give a about quality time. But, like, my biggest thing is probably physical touch. Like, I need to, like, touch is validation to me, which sounds horrible coming out of my mouth, but, like, I know someone's interested if, like, you know, like, their hands on my thigh or. I. I just, like, need that. Even with, like, my girlfriend Chips, I'm, like, constantly, like, touching my girlfriends. Is that normal?
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Marshall
I think that is normal.
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Hallie
No, I feel like that's, like, normal. I feel like girls are always touching each other.
- [30:17]
Marshall
Yeah.
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Hallie
Like, maybe in, like, kind of a sus way.
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Marshall
Well, and it's way more normalized and even, like, encouraged by straight men and, like, you know, for, like, women to.
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Hallie
You mean straight men encourage girls to touch each other like that? Yeah, I mean, I would say yeah. No, but I just feel like girls. I don't know. Maybe it's just a girly pop thing.
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Marshall
What's, like, a conventionally unattractive quality that you find attractive?
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Hallie
I'd love a mullet in, like, a mustache. Is that, like, conventionally unattractive? I mean, I feel like it depends, like, what era or generation you are. Like, I'll, like, point out a man to my mom and be like, mom, that guy. Look at his mustache and mullet. She'd be like, that's disgusting. Like, get that 70s porn star mustache off his face. Like, I feel like it triggers, like, a certain generation being like, oh, that's like, so 70s porn star. But I feel like for, like, our generation, it's, like, hot. Maybe that's, like, too in right now for our generation. I'm trying to think about something else that might be conventionally unattractive.
- [31:19]
Marshall
What did you think about Rat Boy Summer?
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Hallie
What's Rat Boy Summer?
- [31:23]
Marshall
This last summer, the Rat Boys were, like, the most popular kind of category of, like, hot men. So we're talking, like, timothee Chalamet, Joshua O'Connor, Mike Feist. Like, people were, like, thirsting over them, but they all kind of give the same, like, Rat Boy energy.
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Hallie
We. I, like, don't think they're hot.
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Marshall
None of them.
- [31:45]
Hallie
None of them. I mean, I feel like what those men are giving that's less about looks is their, like, aura. And I think aura is attractive. I, like, think if a guy's giving, like, BDE and they're, like, so comfortable in what they look like, I feel like that's hot in itself. I feel like all those men are super like, confident, you know, successful, you know, names Davidson, they're auras. Pete Davidson's conventionally hot, but he's kind of like, not at the same time. Like, his face, like, I love like, like, is he tall or hot Kind of thing. But he's. But he's funny. You know? Something I do find maybe that's unconventionally unattractive is like kind of like those, like, kind of giving Pete Davidson esque where they have like the dark circles kind of vibe and they look kind of like exhausted. I think that's hot. Is that a hot take?
- [32:39]
Marshall
I think that I haven't heard that. That before. So maybe I've heard the kind of like, you're a chain smoker look is attractive to people.
- [32:45]
Hallie
Yeah, but so, yeah, like kind of like E Boy vibes. Is that okay to say? Yeah, the eboy thing, I kind of like, understand there's like a cockiness to E boys that needs to be studied that is kind of like attractive in my opinion. Okay, guys, let's get into some of your submitted questions. I get so many of these in my DMs, and half of them crack me the up because. Because you guys are like little sickos and I appreciate that with my full fake chest. I appreciate the sickness in my dms. Also a lot of questions. So we're gonna, like, go through some of my favorites. I feel like this is something I want to like, incorporate every week if I can. Also, I feel like it's fun to do with, especially when there's guests on, but I'd love to do it like, solo with you guys. So, like, let's have some fun with this and like, let's just go through them and see what we're thinking.
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- [34:14]
Hallie
You don't wake up dreaming of McDonald's fries. You wake up dreaming of McDonald's hash browns. McDonald's breakfast comes first. How to not feel shame or guilt around people judging you for sleeping around. Whoever's judging you for that, like, who the cares? Like, I really don't think that. It's none of their business. If you want to sleep around and be the Biggest slut. Be the best biggest slut you can be. Who are they to judge? They sound like weird prudes. I just feel like there's a stigma from getting with people and, like, you know, sleeping around. But if that's your prerogative and that's what you feel like you want to do right now. Power to you. We all go through those phases. Like, no one's better than anyone else if they want to be prude. Like, we don't judge the prudes. I don't judge any prude in my life ever. If they want to be prude, let them be prude. Like, I don't think it's that deep. I cannot get over my ex from high school. We literally still talk. And I'm a junior in college girl. We've all been there. But I feel like if you're. I mean, college is weird because, you know, a lot of people leave high school still in relationships or. Or they break up with their high school relationships not because, like, the love ended there, but because it was probably just not. You felt like you had to be single for college or. And you should be. I think in my opinion, you should be single for college or you guys are just too far apart and just didn't work. But there's not, like, a lack of love there. So I do understand people dwelling on their high school relationships. I also did that well into my college experience with my high school boyfriend. But I think that mainly has to do with an aspect of feeling comfortable and safe. You're familiar with this person. You feel safe with this person. I think about it like this. Like, if you don't, like, close one door, you have no idea what other doors might be able to open. It's so much easier said than done, ending a chapter. But with every end to a chapter, there's a new chapter. I wholeheartedly believe in that. So I feel like it's relatable, you know, if you're, like, still, like, hung up on your high school ex boyfriend, but don't be your own worst enemy and don't get in the way of your own self from experiencing new things or new people because you're just, like, hung up with this one person. But I get it. Like, who am I to talk? I was fucking my ex until I was a junior as well. How to tell a guy I'm hooking up with, Slash, hopefully date that I don't like butt stuff? Parentheses, he tried before. Just tell me you don't like butt stuff. Like, does he like butt stuff? Like, Try fisting his asshole and see how he likes it. Like, and he'll probably be like, I don't like it. If you don't like something. Like, speak up for yourself. You don't have to like everything. Or, just because someone prefers something doesn't mean you have to prefer it either. Like, communication, especially when it comes to anything sexual or intimate. You have to have, like, a very strong line of communication. He's not gonna, like, hate you if you don't, like, getting, like, fisted in the ass. And if he does, then he's not the one, and we gotta get rid of him and do better. How to get a man to leave you? 10 years with him. He won't leave. Just tell me. Get the out, change the keys, change the lock. I don't understand. He won't leave. I mean, are they married? All right, yeah. I have more questions for you. Like, are you married? Is there, like, a child involved? Is he bedridden? Like, I'm confused why this man won't leave if you've asked him to call the police. I'm kind of worried about you. Like, wait, what? I hope he's paying rent, because that would be insane. I even find it complex trying to figure out how to get a man to leave my apartment after I've hooked up with them. Like, I just think about, like, having an emergency the next day. But if you're living with someone, I fear you may need to get a third party involved, whether that be a family member or, you know, the police. I don't understand this guy. Sounds like. This sounds like a toxic and messy situation. Yeah. But I wish you the best. What would you do if your boyfriend was flirting with his co worker and didn't see an issue with it? I would cut his dick off. I don't believe in harmless flirting. I think it's a crime against humanity. But I'm also, like, one of those girlfriends where, like, I'm like, I think I'm a jealous girlfriend. Not, like an insecure one, but, like, don't flirt or make eyes with my man. If that's my man, like, you better be looking at the floor. And maybe that's an insecurity talking, but I'm. I'm gonna die on that hill. I don't like harmless flirting. I don't believe in it at all. If he doesn't see an issue with it, okay. But if you see an issue with it, that's all that should matter because it's hurting your feelings, and he should respect that. So tell him to Buck up and stop flirting with his co worker. How to get attention from guys when you're out? I don't know. Sometimes I am either doing the most or like doing nothing at all. But like, maybe I'm doing something wrong because I am single. Let's remember that. But I feel like eye contact is really important. And also not standing with your arms crossed. I learned that, like if you're standing with your arms crossed like this, then like there's like an energy block. Someone taught me that. And now I walk around with my full fake chest out. Also wear like a low cut top, like have your titties out. That always gets a guy's attention, in my opinion. I also think it's like hot when a girl goes up to a guy. We're always like waiting for men to approach us. I don't believe in that anymore. I think we can like approach men now because they're. And they won't do it themselves. So we gotta make the first move. Okay, fine. But you know, men don't approach women at bars anymore. It's weird. I don't know what's happening or what's in the water here. But you know, women are carrying all the, like, we're doing all the heavy lifting. Now it's up. So if you see a hot guy, go up to him and say, hi, I'm here. Where the have you been? Kind of like this guy. Kind of want to stop sleeping around. Should I just him anyways, period? Yes. I mean, if you kind of like him. Okay, I get what you're saying, but I feel like these two things don't have correlation in my head. I would be like, okay, how do I know I like this guy if I don't keep sleeping with him? Have you not slept with him yet? I'm confused. My whole thought on sex is if you want to him and he wants to you do it. I don't believe in all these time perimeters. It's weird to me if I don't think any of it matters. And none of it matters. If a guy likes you, he's going to show you and he's going to know it probably within the first like 10 minutes of like hanging out with you. I like, truly believe that it's all about timing. If a guy like doesn't reciprocate, it could be like, you know, he's not ready for that and like his frontal lobes don't develop. There's a lot of factors that go into place, like, like timing, timing, timing, timing, location, location, location. Anyways, next question. My boyfriend comes too quick and it pisses me off. It pissed me off too. Queen. Usually when a guy finishes too quickly and I get mad about this, I pull out a vibrator while he's like lying there, like with come all over him and I'll like finish myself off right in front of him. It'll emasculate the out of him and I'll show him that you're pissed off and then he'll like know not to do that next time. And it works like a charm. They also think it's like kind of hot, but they also kind of feel like I didn't do my job here. Thoughts on men in relationships Falling Tons of model slash half naked girls. I can already tell by like this message, like how old this guy probably is. I feel like this is a very like college esque thing to do. We can't post college. I don't believe. I think it's so jv. If a guy is following Instagram baddies online and they have like a serious girlfriend, I get like watching porn. And you can do that on your like own time. But there's no need to be following Instagram baddies online. I feel like it's kind of cringe to me. But also this is the issue with Instagram baddies. A lot of the Instagram baddies that your boyfriends are probably following. These pictures are so highly edited, in my opinion. I mean, just from like the OG Instagram baddie days. I remember these pictures just like so highly edited. I feel like it desensitizes guys from thinking this should be like the ideal. And I think porn does this too. But porn's a little different. I just think it's, yeah, more so embarrassing. A slight red flag, but I don't think it's a deal breaker. At the end of the day, I feel like if he's following these baddies, he probably has always been following these baddies. If he starts commenting though, we are waving red flags because that's weird and also like, it's giving fan behavior.
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Marshall
This person said, I'm texting a guy in another city and I want him to be obsessed with me. Advice. I feel like they're kind of asking, like, how do you play like the.
- [43:09]
Hallie
Text flirting game, Texting Another City? Well, I feel like texting's one element. I feel like face timing is also important, especially in the beginning stages of relationships. I feel like a little bit of a cat and mouse game is important. Like you want to seem interested, but then you Want to pull away and then you want to seem interested and then you want to pull away again. You also don't want to be the first, like always. You don't want to ever. I don't really believe in like, you always. The guy always has to text you first necessarily. But I also think it's really important that you don't respond too quickly. Like you're not waiting on your phone for a text from this man. I think like a healthy layer of flirtation. I also am a big sexter and I feel like sex things amazing, but like, you don't want to go overboard with it unless you initiate it and he's like, into it. I don't know, like, be a busy person. I would say don't be like waiting on your phone. Go about your day and kind of like, I don't do the full, like, I'm never one to like text anyone all day. I'm not a big texter, but kind of give like little updates, small conversation, little updates. Also, don't intentionally be like, I'm going to wait until like 9pm tonight to reply. Don't be super intentional. If you're genuinely busy, he's going to feel that through the phone. I feel like it's so, you know, transparent when you're trying to be intentional about being like too chill and too coy and like, I'm gonna wait X amount of hours to reply to this text or I'm gonna like send like a little short text. I don't think any of that matters. Just act like you're genuinely like, going about your day and like, this person is also not consuming all of your brain power. Like, you have other to do. Like, you're a girl boss. Like, we're getting done during the day. I'll text you when I can. And I feel like that's how you get a guy to fall in love with you. Yeah. Okay, guys, that was a fun little silly solo episode. Thank you guys again for tuning in. Again, this episode will be available to watch on YouTube, comment, like, subscribe. Also, it's available to listen on all the platforms. But thank you guys so much. I love you all so very much. My little freaks. Goodbye. Bye.
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Hallie
You don't wake up dreaming of McDonald's fries, you wake up dreaming of McDonald's hash browns. McDonald's breakfast comes first.