We filmed a reality show... *ft. Liv!*

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Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: "We filmed a reality show... ft. Liv!"
Date: May 21, 2026
Guest: Liv
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Overview

In this episode of Extra Dirty, Hallie Batchelder welcomes her close friend Liv for an unfiltered, hilarious, and revealing chat. The drinks are (mostly) not flowing, but the conversation is very much extra dirty. Hallie and Liv reminisce about wild nights, discuss their recent experience filming a reality show pilot, dish on friendships, sex, body image, influencer culture, and answer spicy listener questions about everything from lingerie to baby names. It’s equal parts comedic therapy and chaotic girl talk, packed with candid moments and inside jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Sober Challenges and ASMR Diet Coke

• Hallie and Liv joke about being "sober" for 36 hours and the transformations that come with it.

  [02:01] Liv: "36 hours. Good job."
  [02:04] Hallie: "I'm a changed woman."

  • They open Diet Cokes on mic for some ASMR, laughing at their “sober” milestone.

2. Influencer Life & Red Carpet Comparisons

• Liv discovers an unflattering Page Six article with Hallie’s makeup-free photo overlaid onto a glamorous red-carpet shot of Kaia Gerber.

  [03:06] Liv: "It's a picture of Kaia Gerber...and then there's a little circle of Hallie...in the bathroom using her brow pencil."

  • They roast each other’s fashion and red carpet moments, segueing into memories of dressing up at a polo match, and the pressure of dressing for the ‘aesthetic’ in influencer circles.

3. Personal Style, Social Media, and Cosplay Dressing

• Conversation about the loss of personal style due to TikTok, Pinterest, and cosplay-dressing for events.

  [06:08] Liv: "Whatever happened to wearing what you want?" [06:15] Hallie: "Whatever happened to personal style?...Oh, I'll tell you what happened. TikTok."

  • Both admit they missed the big Tumblr era; Liv was a VSCO girl.

4. Pop Culture & Sexual Awakenings

• They laugh about the infamous Jay Alvarrez sex tape as a formative cultural event (“second puberty”).

  [08:10] Liv: "That was my second sexual awakening. I'm not even gonna lie."

• Discuss influencer beauty trends—BBLs, sculpture, Ozempic, and the intense focus on bodies.

5. Fitness and Obsessions

• Hallie shares her "gym maxxing" journey and how obsessive she can get.

  [10:06] Liv: "Halle’s been gym maxing, which kinda scares me because you get a little obsessive."

• They riff on masochism in workouts and sex, with their signature raunchy humor.

6. Pop Culture: The 50-Day Bender TikTok Girl

• Hallie explains the viral 50-day bender college TikTok and public reactions.

  [13:09] Hallie: "She's in college and she's, like, doing, like, a 50-day bender...and she's getting so much shit for it."

  • Express concern over safety and jokes about selective hearing and frequent STI tests.

7. Confessions, Baby Names, and Celebrity Trends

• Hallie recounts getting chlamydia once and finding out she was pregnant shortly after.

  [17:25] Hallie: "I had it once, like a few years ago."

  • Wild hypothetical “chlamydia baby” names are brainstormed, spiraling into a list of weird celebrity kids’ names (X Æ A-12, Apple, North, etc.).

  [19:52] Liv: "Gwyneth Paltrow's kid is named Apple. And then Kim and Kanye have North, Sane, Chicago..."

8. Friendship, Remy Bader & Influencer Friends

• They discuss their close friend Remy Bader: her career, humor, and reasons for waiting to make podcast appearances.
  • Shoutouts to mutual friends Paige (opening Dairy Boy in Nantucket) and Maggie (launching 'Lady'), showing support for friends' entrepreneurial moves.

9. Nantucket and Summer Plans

• The girls detail their plans for “Fagawi” on Nantucket, explaining its legendary status as the summer kickoff for well-heeled young people.

  [25:44] Hallie: "Fagawi is like the kickoff to summer… the bigger weekend on Nantucket."

  • Insider jokes, local spots (Sea Grill, Chicken Box), and logistical plans covered with relatable chaos.

10. Reality Show Pilot: Behind the Scenes

• Hallie and Liv filmed a reality show “pre-pilot” about NYC influencers in the West Village.

  [35:00] Liv: "It's a pre-pilot. Basically…They pitched this episode out to Hulu, Netflix, whatever."

• They reflect on the surreal process, production drama, and being mic’d up at all times.

  [36:54] Liv: "We forgot they could hear...That was like, a big learning moment for me."

11. Listener Q&A Segment

Concert Outfits:

• Liv recommends jeans and a cute top—don’t wear a miniskirt unless you want specific attention.

  [39:00] Liv: "If you're in GA slumming it with the normies...don’t wear a skirt because there’s creepy ass men and they’ll just fucking reach up."

Lingerie:

• Both agree lingerie is more for early relationships or photos—men don’t care as much as marketing suggests.

  [41:29] Hallie: "Laundry is just an obstacle...The gloves are off."

Shoes and Judging Men:

• Hallie and Liv roast men with Alexander McQueen sneakers, calling them “cheugy” and “a lift for short guys.”

Going from 'The Streets' to Wholesome & Vice Versa:

• Debate which is harder: “streets to wholesome” or the reverse; conclude that every phase is valid.

Dream Vacation:

• St. Bart’s with parents, or Bahamas “with the daddies.”

Open Marriages:

• Both share skepticism but acknowledge people do them; Hallie jokes about being a “follower of Christ.”

  [51:05] Liv: "I just think marriage is such...a sacred thing. It's a huge decision, then you have fun one night, and it becomes a problem for 20 years..."

Friendship Advice:

• Talk honestly, don’t overthink, and allow friendships to ebb and flow.

  [57:13] Liv: "If you feel like your friendship isn’t as close...call your friend up. Be open to criticism and getting friendship back on track."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [08:10] Liv: “That was my second sexual awakening. I'm not even gonna lie.”
• [11:03] Hallie: “Hard and quick. Any jackrabbits want to come to the front?”
• [24:39] Hallie: “I go, Halley, you know it's me. We've had sex so many times.”
• [25:31] Liv (quoting Serena Kerrigan): “Halle is serving face card like she’s never served face before.”
• [36:54] Liv: “We forgot that they could hear, and that was a big learning moment for me. I forgot I was mic’d up because that's not...I don't do that.”
• [57:13] Liv (Friendship Advice): “Just address it...call your friend up and say, hey, are we good? Be open to criticism and getting friendship back on track."
• [59:47] Hallie: “Do you guys not love, like, the Liv episodes? Like, she’s the funniest person on this planet.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Sober challenges, ASMR Diet Coke: [01:44]–[02:04]
• Page Six photo, fashion pressure: [02:34]–[06:15]
• Pop culture & Jay Alvarrez tape: [07:23]–[08:22]
• Body trends, fitness obsessions: [09:30]–[10:29]
• The 50-day bender TikTok: [13:09]–[13:46]
• Chlamydia, pregnancy, baby names: [17:19]–[19:20]
• Nantucket/Fagawi plans: [25:41]–[33:10]
• Reality show filming: [34:48]–[37:20]
• Listener Q&A: [37:34]–[44:23]
• Friendship advice: [57:03]–[59:07]

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Tone & Style

• Candid, raw, raunchy humor: No topic is taboo; jokes are risqué and self-deprecating.
• Honest takes on body image and influencer culture: Both hosts self-criticize, but also see themselves with affection.
• Unfiltered BFF energy: Quick banter, half-finished jokes, and inside references keep the tone lively and authentic.
• Supportive, with plenty of name-dropping of the friend group and social circle.

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Takeaways

• Hallie and Liv, in their trademark funny-unhinged style, pull back the curtain on influencer life, reality TV, and the importance of self-aware, honest friendship.
• The conversation is a wild ride, but there are gems for anyone navigating twenty-something culture, friendships, and modern relationships—with or without a shot in hand.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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You didn't recognize me, so here's my thing. He probably has dementia. The fungi from his feet might have got to his brain. Finally, let's get Extra Dirty.

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Hi, guys. Welcome back to extra dirty. Here I am here with liv today.

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Thank you. I tried to mog, but I can't stop laughing.

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No, we have to mog for three seconds. Okay, let's look into the camera. That felt really right and it connected us.

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Totally.

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Totally. What are we drinking today?

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Diet Coke. Let's start with a crisp opening asmr. Oh, guys, we're not drinking today.

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I was just telling live in the car. And then I was like, wait, save it for production. I was like, this is the longest I've ever gone without drinking.

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I go, how long?

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36 hours.

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36 hours. Good job.

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I know. I'm a changed woman.

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You're different, you know? You know, and. And everyone's been talking about that. You're different. I saw headlines. You're different. You're moving different. You have a different glow. What? What? Peptides. Is Halle Bashelder taking? No, it's the 30 off of the bottle. That's what it is. It's that Hollywood Pepsi.

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No, you know what it is? It's the new brow pencil. Guys, I just opened my phone.

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Wait, I just, like, joked. Did you hear?

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Tell me what just happened on the ubereat right here.

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So we're scrolling mindlessly and I'm like, wait, wait, I just, like, scrolled right past this article on. I think it was on page six.

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Right? It was on page six.

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Yeah, I was scrolling with no intention. Just like. I'm like, Wait, what the is that? And I lost the post. Anyway, I had found page six. It's a picture of Kaia Gerber literally serving face in a gown. Full glam, full hair, like this red carpet. And then there's a little circle of Halle, like, overlaid on top of it like this. In the bathroom, using her brow pencil,

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like, mid talking, no makeup on. I look so white as a ghost. I'm basically translucent.

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Right?

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You can see through me to the bones.

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And if you can do me. No, what's that? And I show it to Allie, and she goes, that's not me. And I go, no, it's. That's you.

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I didn't even recognize myself because I look so chopped.

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Is there an elephant walking upstairs? Did you just hear that?

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No. Sometimes they vacuum.

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Oh, my God.

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No, I know. It's beyond. It's beyond.

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It's literally beyond. How dare you vacuum while we're podcasting.

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So what are we pregaming today?

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We pregaming, like, we're not really doing anything.

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I mean, we could get some sushi after something.

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I'm so down for sushi.

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So down for sushi.

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I did have. Yeah, I had sushi yesterday. But, like, I would get sushi.

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We don't want you to get sink point sitting.

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So you don't want to get dinner with me? I'll get dinner.

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But it doesn't have to be sushi. It could be American food. It could be Greek. Mediterranean.

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Yeah. I don't know.

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No, I don't like Mediterranean. I don't know. I don't like the sound of that right now.

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I mean, unless we were going to, like, a rush or we're in sweatpants.

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Yeah, we can't do that. We actually both decided to wear windbreakers.

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I texted Holly. I was like, I am dressed like a PE teacher today, so let's lean in.

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Yeah. And if you're a windbreaker you cared

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about, if you knew what it was like to wear a windbreaker, you would know, and you would wear it, and

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you would wear it.

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And I literally tried on the same one that you're wearing. And then I was like, we imagine

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if we showed up both wearing green

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windbreakers, just repping Greenwich. What does it say?

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Green Greenwich Polo Club.

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Like, groundbreaking.

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Like, I don't watch polo.

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We've been there once. Once, two years ago.

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We went straight to the Remember what I wore. Let's talk about that. Paige was, like, hosting. So Paige, our dear friend Paige Lorenz.

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Dude. Remember? I was there.

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I. I wore the most crazy outfit I Remember, there was a picture. Me and Paige were taking a picture, and she goes, do you want your feet cut out of that?

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Halle wore her Prada loafers. Like, not loafers, mule. I wore loafers. That's another problem. Halle was wearing, like. Like, mules, but, like, we were walking in grass. Lauren was wearing, literally, an Easter dress with wedges. Like, we were all lutes.

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Was.

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We all were wearing. I was wearing the ugliest outfit of my life.

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But, like, why were we there?

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Why were we wearing that?

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Why were we there and why were we there? You know what?

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I don't like when people. Which I've done. So I'm not, like, hating when people cosplay the place they're going to in a really crazy way. Like, I tried to look so preppy. I wore loafers with a mini. With a dress.

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Yeah, it was costume me.

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Yeah, it felt costume me.

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Like, it didn't feel costuming to Page because she is always riding bareback somewhere.

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Oh, no, not her. Like, that was, like, her aesthetic. It's her thing.

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Like, for us, I was like, I don't. I feel like I had to go to I party.

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But that's what I'm saying. Like, I typically would have just worn, like, regular pants and a cute little T shirt. Like, should have done that.

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Whatever happened to wearing what you want?

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Whatever happened to personal style? Oh, I'll tell you what happened. TikTok.

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I don't subscribe to dress codes. I was never a Pinterest girly, so I never had a mood board when

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it comes to outfits. I still don't use Pinterest.

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I don't match typically. Most of the time, I don't even

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know if I have a Pinterest account.

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I do.

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I definitely do, but, like, I don't have it on my phone. Like, I don't. Yeah. Not because I'm against it. Like, I'm sure it's great. It's just something I never got into. Like, Tumblr. Did you have Tumblr?

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I had Tumblr. I had.

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I was. I loved vsco.

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Like, there were some people that were, like, big on Biscuit.

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I was big on vsco.

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You were?

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Yeah.

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I used to edit on vsco when. Yeah, over editing was like, a thing on Instagram in high school.

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I, Like, I would. I was like a VSCO girl. Like, that was my Tumblr tumblers.

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I think, like, I think we just missed that.

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I think we missed it. Like, they were like.

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You definitely did.

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Was like.

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Like, I was on the cusp, but

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like, of the older girls.

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Tumblr was very like, Alexis Ren. Or was she VSCO? She was like, YouTube, honestly,

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naming all her platforms Snapchat. Follow Alexis. Run. Shout out to you, Alexis, you're hot.

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I used to watch her in J. Alvarez. Yeah, I matched with him on Raya last year.

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I know, I know. We were, like, never door dashing. Coconut oil.

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That was the best piece of footage I've ever watched.

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No, no. Can we please talk about J. Alvarez's sex tape? It doesn't get talked about enough. We swept it under the rug as a community society. As a society. Like, why are we sweeping things under the rug so fast? Like, can we go back? So such a big guys pulled me out of a. Of a depressive state, out of rehab. I watched it, and I was like, I want to live.

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No, I think that's what. That's what you call influencing.

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Yeah.

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How many people went to cbs?

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Everyone was doing it. It was a huge thing. And honestly. But I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about the video itself. That was like, my second. You know, people say they go through a second puberty. That was my second sexual awakening. I'm not even going to lie.

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Who edited that?

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I don't know, but it looks like a. Like a vsco. Like, Tumblr. Like, it had the music video. Yeah.

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Like, how do you, like, sign up to be one of the models? To be the model that he.

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And why did I not get that one in my inbox? I think you'd need to be, like, a porn star. Right.

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Also, my ass does not clap like that.

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It's okay. You have a face card. And let's talk about that. I want men to weigh in because I actually have a question. This is gonna sound so, like, misogynistic and, like, I'm objectifying women, but I'm really curious. Does ass matter as much if the girl has a really pretty face? Like, I'm just wondering.

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I think ass matters to a lot of guys. I feel like if there's a big ass.

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And me, I'm like, damn me.

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I'm like, mine goes in.

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Yeah, you have a cute little butt. I feel like it's an ass.

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Makes them feel like it's big when they're, like, hitting it from behind. If they have a big ass, they feel like they have a big dick.

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Wouldn't they feel, like, smaller?

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I don't know if it gets in there. If it finds its way to its

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home, if it makes it through the treacherous terrain. Bbl do you want to go together? I would get sculpture in my ass. I don't know what sculpture is.

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We know a lot of that have gotten. Guys, every single one of your favorite influencers has sculpture, has a bbl. I'm not kidding.

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No, we're not kidding.

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And they're all in Ozempic too.

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Yeah.

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And that's the end of this episode.

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If you see someone with a tiny waist and a big ass, just, they're almost epic.

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And they have sculpture in their ass. Yes. It's not them hitting the gym, which, by the way, I have been doing a lot of research.

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Yeah, you have. You have. Halle's been gym maxing, which kind of scares me because you get a little obsessive. When I first met you, you were like solid coring twice a day. I was like, this girl's a fucking machine. Yeah, you're very athletic.

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I low key am.

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No one talks about it.

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No one talks about it.

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Well, you're about to be, like, ripped.

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I'm just trying to, like, get in shape for summer.

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I'll come to Barry's with you. I've been really into running.

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Yeah. I mean, it's only as hard as I've gone on three runs and I've been, like, really into berries. I feel like it's. It's a really hard workout.

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Yeah, it's hard.

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I'm like a bit of a masochist. I like inflicting pain upon myself.

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Yeah.

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In a sexual way.

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Are you licking your fucking bean and berries? What are you talking about right now? I'm so weird. Hal's like, putting the dumbbell like that feels like. What are you talking about?

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I'm just saying I'm a masochist. And I'm like, if I'm going to work out, it needs to be really hard and painful. Just like sex.

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Hard and quick. Any jackrabbits want to come to the front? I'm scared of you right now.

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Oh, my God.

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I never noticed this little bulldog. What does that mean to you? Do you like. You don't even have a dog? Like, why is that in here?

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Let me see it. You can hold him. That's Doug.

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Oh, it's a piggy bank. Oh, no, it's not.

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Is it a piggy bank?

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No, but it has a hole on the bottom.

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Don't look at its undercarriage.

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I'm sorry, Doug. It's like, so random.

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I know.

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Same with the bamboo tree.

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Like, did you just come to make fun of my set?

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No, I'm just like, wait, is that

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bamboo yeah, I've never honestly turned around.

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Hi.

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Wait. I had some questions I wanted to ask you about pop culture moments. Have you seen the 50 day Bender girl?

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Should we drink?

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I mean. Yeah.

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Should we just take one shot?

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It is the extra dirty bar.

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I feel like by right now, I'm usually getting drunk and, like, I'm sober. Okay, fine. Honestly, let's take a shot. I'm obsessed.

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This is my reward for being sober for 36 hours.

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You know, I feel like we are closer lately.

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We so are.

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We are.

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You want to know why that is?

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Why?

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Just because.

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Well, I feel like we bring us wrong. We sometimes tell. What are you saying? Sometimes me and Halle get in, like, really crazy tiffs, and then we, like, don't see each other for week, and then we're like, oh, hey.

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But that's how I usually get over my tips. I peel back.

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I know, but I just feel like we're like. Remember when we first met?

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No. We were so back to that.

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We were so back.

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We were so back.

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We're so back. Okay. No, it's giving zero bond.

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It's giving zero bond minus giving the Norsey cheers.

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I just.

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Speaking about shots, have you seen the. About the 50 day bender girl on Tick Tock?

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No, I've seen other people talking about it, but I don't know who this girl is.

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Yeah, so she's in college and she's like doing like a 50 day bender, like up till graduation. Graduation being her 50th day, but she miscalculated, so now it's like 65 days or something.

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Oh, my God.

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And she's getting so much shit for it. And I'm like. And I'm like. People keep asking me to comment on it because I'm a booze bag, I guess. I don't know. I'm gonna stay out of this one.

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Wait, I have a question, though. What is her content surrounding it?

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She's like 20,000 followers.

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Oh, she's just, like, ripping it going

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viral off of this.

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I feel like this is gonna be a canon event for her. It's either gonna. I just hope she's being, like, safe and not, like, getting drunk and having, like, crazy sex with random people and, like, catching diseases.

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Why do you never say that to me?

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I do, babe. I literally say it to you. And I am saying that this is proof Hal has selective hearing. And I just want everyone to know I'm constantly reminding her of diseases. And the fact that you think I've never brought that up to you is proof of your selective hearing.

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I'm very safe. I get tested all the damn damn time

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they call. I get tested all the damn flam time.

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What do you think I'm doing during the day?

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Yeah, what do you think I do all day after berries? I'm getting tested every day. Never know when something might pop up.

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Can I tell you something? Yeah. I've never had chlamydia.

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I had it once, like a few years ago.

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Only once?

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Only once.

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What did it feel like?

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I didn't feel anything. I just got a. I had missed my period, so I thought I was pregnant. So I got tested for everything, and it was chlamydia. And then I took a pregnancy test a couple weeks later and I was pregnant.

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So it was a chlamydia baby.

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Double homicide.

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Double homicide. You should literally sue that man.

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Well, yeah, I should have kept it. I never told him.

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I never told him. No, Halle, you should not have kept it. It would be eight years old, running around fucking screaming at you. No decline.

[B]

It would be my assistant working that Journey bar,

[A]

Junior Vodka. Like, that would be you to your kid. I'm freaking out.

[B]

His name would be, like, Hemingway.

[A]

His name would be like, Harvard or Cambridge. Or, like, selling, like, something so proper.

[B]

Or like rock, like, selling alternate.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Printer.

[A]

Tripod. G7X.

[B]

Octo buddy. No, we need

[A]

G7X. You listen to me when I'm talking to you. Go in your room. G7X.

[B]

What do you think about weird baby names?

[A]

I personally think they're really cute. Like, how weird?

[B]

No, like.

[A]

Like, are we talking like R2D Joe? That's exactly. I think. I think it's cruel. I think it's cruel that baby's gonna grow up and have the weirdest name.

[B]

Let me look up weirdest celebrity.

[A]

Do you know what you want to name your kids?

[B]

No, I'm not that kind of person.

[A]

Oh, I am. But only as a clearly dress I'm

[B]

wearing to my wedding.

[A]

I actually. Well, it's gonna be white.

[B]

What if it's red?

[A]

To your own wedding Alternative. Oh, Alt with rock. The theme of the wedding is alt with rock. Like, what's wrong with you? Oh, your nails look pretty. Let me see. Thank you. Oh, I'm going tomorrow.

[B]

Alt with baby rock.

[A]

Alt with rock. Alt Feet rock.

[B]

Elon Musk was

[A]

Elon Musk.

[B]

How do you say that?

[A]

Xashi 12.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Exashi 12.

[B]

Gwyneth Paltrow's kid is named Apple. And then Kim and Kanye have North Sane Chicago.

[A]

I love Kim and Kanye's babies names. Yeah, it's so like, it just goes together.

[B]

Nick Cannon's kids are interesting names.

[A]

What are they?

[B]

Legendary love. Beautiful. Zeppelin. Powerful Queen in zillion hair.

[A]

Powerful Queen.

[B]

I don't know how powerful Queen is.

[A]

Did you say Zeppelin?

[B]

Zeppelin. Beautiful. Zeppelin.

[A]

You're literally lying. And every name is zillion hair, dude. Oh, my God.

[B]

Every name was supposed to sound like a yacht.

[A]

Does he even own a yacht?

[B]

Jason Lee's kid's name is Pilot Inspector.

[A]

This is why men need to stay the fuck away from the birth certificate. Okay?

[B]

Jermaine Jackson's kids is Jer Majesty.

[A]

Sorry. I know that's, like, a real person I'm laughing at, but it's so crazy.

[B]

Jimmy's kid is Maxi Crimefighter.

[A]

I can't tell if this is real.

[B]

Jamie Oliver is Buddy Bear. Maurice in Petal Blossom Rainbow.

[A]

So these names are making Nora Smith sound really normal.

[B]

I think Inara Smith's kids are on this list, not gonna lie.

[A]

Can I tell you what I want to name my kids, or is that a. Sorry, it's just, like, burped. Is that a bad vibe to put out there?

[B]

Well, you don't want, like, a bunch of people copying it.

[A]

Well, it's my name. It's my middle name.

[B]

Nora.

[A]

Yeah. I want to name my daughter Nora.

[B]

See how I know your middle name?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought it was Reid.

[A]

It's Nora Reid. I have two middle names. I'm so unique.

[B]

Brownie points. I know both of them.

[A]

Brownie points. Olivia. Nora Reid. Manny Meeks. That's me.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So when I get married, I'm gonna keep my last name. I'm keeping mine. Cause, like, I'm Liv. Manny, bitch. Like, that's fucking Halle Bachelder in this bitch. Yeah, it's Liv, Manny, and Halle Bachelder in this bitch.

[B]

I feel like Bachelder and Manny are both powerful names.

[A]

My whole life, like, starting in high school, no one called me just Liv. It was always Liv, Manny. Like, all the. All my guy friends. Like. Like, you know those people who. You say the first and last name.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It was never just, like, live. Even in class. Like, yo, Live Manny. Like, everyone calls me Liv. Manny.

[B]

Like Remy Bader.

[A]

Can we talk about Remy Bader for a second?

[B]

Yeah. She's so.

[A]

I fucking love Remy Bader. Yeah, I've gotten close to Remy. I've known Remy for, like, years. Honestly, I met her more through you. Like, we. We knew each other online a little, but I didn't become friends with her until you were friends with her, and then we all started hanging out.

[B]

She's so funny.

[A]

She's so funny. She's such a good friend.

[B]

Yeah, she is.

[A]

I love her. Like, I want to hang out with her. More.

[B]

She cares a lot.

[A]

She cares. Like, she's such a nice girl. She's insanely funny.

[B]

I try to have her on Remy, if you're watching this, Remy. But she was. She's more strategic with, like, the.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, things. I get it. Like, she's like, if I come out with something, I'll come on the show. And I was like, that makes sense.

[A]

Remy, we need a blue fan. Come on the show.

[B]

Yeah, bring the fans on.

[A]

You guys should do an extra dirty fan. And it should be olive green.

[B]

We should do that.

[A]

Do you see? My mind is always kind of just working. It's giving.

[B]

Creative genius. Yeah.

[A]

And it's giving. I'm starting a creative agency firm.

[B]

Yeah. Her and Isaac together, though. So funny.

[A]

So funny.

[B]

So funny. Yeah. Oh, that's for my new tick.

[A]

Your thing for, like, two years is high. I'm a tree, goodbye. Like, it was so crazy. It was so beyond.

[B]

No, it was really weird.

[A]

I said it one time, Hal. I literally one time said it was around Christmas time two years ago. I go, hi, I'm a tree. And for the next two years, Halle's tick was, hi, I'm a tree, goodbye. Like, it was insane.

[B]

It was. It was insane. Can we talk about, like, us going to Che Margot often? And we left the other night, and as we're leaving, guys, this guy who I've blessed, like, probably at least three times. I've blessed this man a few. He's the oldest guy I've ever gotten with, by the way.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's. His feet. His green feet. Or in my tiktoks two years ago, like, he is. There's physical.

[A]

You guys have probably heard me refer to him as green foot man.

[B]

Yeah. Green toes. He's probably like, that video got so many views. Like, people. Like, there's a digital footprint of that man.

[A]

Literally.

[B]

So we were leaving.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Maybe it's my brunette hair. I'm gonna go with that. But, like, we were leaving Shea, Margot, me and Liv the other night, and I go, hey, green foot. And he goes, hey, who are you?

[A]

Yeah. He literally was like, hey, hey, who are you?

[B]

I go, halle, you know, it's me. We've had sex so many times.

[A]

It's me. Do you want to. Do you need to see my vagina?

[B]

Well, I didn't do all that in Shay, but I wanted to. I was thinking, like, what?

[A]

Yeah, he didn't recognize me. So here's my thing. He's old, and he probably has dementia. So we're gonna Let it slide. Also, like, the fungi from his feet might have got to his brain. Finally. He's senile, but, like, he obviously knows who you are. You've hooked up with him several times.

[B]

My hair was really blonde back then, though. Yeah.

[A]

Honestly, who said this to me? Someone recently said to me, halle's face card has never, like, hit this way. It was, I think, Serena Kerrigan. Serena?

[B]

Yeah, my burner account.

[A]

What? No, Serena Kerrigan said it to my face. She was like, holly is serving face card. Like, she's never served face before.

[B]

I like Serena.

[A]

So we're gonna go to Nantucket in a week for fagawi.

[B]

And if you guys don't know, I'm

[A]

gonna take the ferry over with Emma and Maggie.

[B]

Okay. And if you guys don't know what fugawi is, fagawi is, like, the kickoff to summer. Well, technically, it's daffodil weekend on Nantucket, but this is, like. This is like, the bigger weekend on Nantucket. Most college kids are out of college by this point.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's Memorial Day weekend, and they go to Nantucket. Buffy Millington and Veronica Birkenshire. Like, everyone's there just ripping it up. It's a really, really fun weekend. It's a young weekend.

[A]

All of those people are there every time, every time, every time.

[B]

And there's rich daddies, the yachts are pulling into the harbor.

[A]

Guys, it's so fun.

[B]

The rose is just bottomless.

[A]

The whole point. Like, it's. It's kind of like I feel like I've reached an age where I'm like. I feel like I can't be, like, drunk, like, day drinking. I get guilty. Like, do you know what I mean? Except for, like, right now. But, like, the whole point of wine weekend is to drink fucking wine with your friends, wear a cute outfit, and just gallivant around the island for three fucking days straight. Four. Four days. All of our friends are going, so it's gonna be me, Holly, Graydon. Is Dylan coming?

[B]

I don't know. I have to confirm with him. But I want him to come.

[A]

I need him to come. Like, I'll literally share a bed with him. I don't care.

[B]

Okay, he can come. It's not about beds. I just don't know if he can come.

[A]

Oh, he's coming.

[B]

Okay, then he's coming.

[A]

Maggie, Emma, Peyton, Marcus.

[B]

Paige.

[A]

Paige.

[B]

Paige's Dairy Boy store.

[A]

Paige is opening her store, so we're obviously going to be there for that.

[B]

Which, by the way, she. Her store opening is this Friday. I Believe or no, Fagawi weekend Friday. So, like, in a week and a half or so. And that Dairy Boy store on Nantucket island is going to be extremely successful.

[A]

It's going to be insane.

[B]

It's going to be insane.

[A]

That's gonna change the. Change the trajectory of her brand.

[B]

It's gonna change the trajectory of Nantucket traffic.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, God. Paige, I need to go to Lemon Press. Don't open until 11.

[B]

The flow of traffic is gonna literally go.

[A]

Wait, Paige. If you're listening, Paige Lorenz, please tap in. Please don't open your Dairy Boy on Main street on Nantucket until 11am Because I need to get my Main Street. I need to get my Lemon Press. Yes.

[B]

I don't think it's on Main Street. I think it's taking up the space of eye. The needle.

[A]

Oh, over by Stod.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's up there.

[A]

Oh, I actually like it over there better.

[B]

Yeah. It's a great shopping block.

[A]

So sick. I can't wait to go. Yeah. We're gonna be repping Dairy Boy all summer. Also, Maggie's brand. Maggie launches lady the day before we go to Nantucket. Like, our friends are just doing things. Our friends are launching brands.

[B]

Our friends are launching brands or making them better. Yeah. And what are we. If we had a brand to care

[A]

about and we're just coming up with ideas that hopefully we act on one day.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Cheers.

[B]

Cheers to that.

[A]

I'm scared. Holy.

[B]

I'm excited for Maggie's brand. Oh, I'm excited for Maggie's brand as well.

[A]

I tried on a ton of pieces while I was at her apartment last week. I was blown away.

[B]

I mean, she's just very, like, the chic, minimalist style. Like, you can just. It's, like, elevated.

[A]

It's always been that, girl.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not that I ever underestimated Maggie, but I just. I. I honestly was, like, impressed with the quality. Like, way more impressed than I.

[B]

It's a lot harder to pull together than I think one would think. Yeah. It's amazing to, like, start a brand, even Fifi. Like, the quality is insane.

[A]

I know. It's. Yeah, yeah. We need to make moves, girl.

[B]

No, I know. What would my brand be called?

[A]

Your brand would be called? Probably something along the lines of dirty. I actually have an L for my future brand. Patented you.

[B]

Do you know what it's called?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

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[A]

Oh, my God, I can't wait.

[B]

So I'm gonna get there Wednesday.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Because Graydon really wants to get there. He's very Eager Beaver.

[A]

Yes. I'm gonna get there Thursday night.

[B]

Eager beaver.

[A]

Eager beaver. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So he's Eager Beaver. So we're gonna get there Wednesday, settle in, set up the house, make sure everyone's comfortable and has their rooms. We're gonna go to Sea Grill that night. Sea Grill is something I really wanted to gatekeep, but Sam made a tick tock about all the places we go in Nantucket the other day. And I go, sam, yo. Like, keep this, yo. Well, obviously I had like 9,000 saves.

[A]

Nuh.

[B]

Because it's basically giving itinerary.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And it's also like the best places to go. Like, right. I made a video about this about, like, our favorite places to go in Nantucket. I think I talk about it with my dad on the show.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And everyone's like, you didn't mention the box. You'd mention the chicken box. I'm like, no one that knows Nantucket would ever fucking go to the Chicken Box.

[A]

Yeah, we've been.

[B]

It's like a tourist spot. It's overcrowded. It's not chic, it's not bougie.

[A]

I will say it's fun for like the college girls.

[B]

No, it's really fun when you're young.

[A]

Like if you want to rip it and go to the bar, like dive bar energy, that's where you go.

[B]

But like, I'm almost. I'm almost going to Chicken Box. Unless it's like a random one off night.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then it's like fun. They do like that. No, I can't wait.

[A]

We, like, wear our sweaters. We drive around in the Mini Cooper. Hallie's parents are so gracious and let us drive their cars beatbop around the island whenever we want.

[B]

I don't usually drive because I'm usually drinking.

[A]

Graydon drives because he's.

[B]

Lauren usually drives.

[A]

Oh, Lauren usually drives. And I'm smushed in the back with you because Graydon's in the front with his long little legs.

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, weird about drinking and driving.

[A]

Drinking and driving is not.

[B]

I just don't need a dui. No, no, no, no. It would just everything up nomin Justin Timberlake. It's giving Justin Timberlake. Babe, you have the funds.

[A]

Like, wait, it's Justin Timberlake. He's like, I'm on a world tour. Yeah, get up in the comments. Like, who are you?

[B]

Pathetic.

[A]

Yeah, pathetic.

[B]

My favorite part about going to Nantucket is literally spending time with my family.

[A]

I know. Like, they're so cute and people are

[B]

always like, like, want to go out, Want to make plans. I'm like, no, I have to, like, see what my parents are doing because they are the most fun.

[A]

No, you actually do. I actually do love that you kind of go by what they're doing because

[B]

they're fun to hang out with.

[A]

I know. I love that.

[B]

They're the best program.

[A]

I know.

[B]

They get. They go Galley drink Saturday night. Then they go the White Elephant.

[A]

There's some chowder after.

[B]

And then they might go to Crew or Gaslight.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To say hi to us. Yeah.

[A]

And they're so fun. And like, your mom is the best host. Like, she's so sweet. She's the best cook.

[B]

I'm sorry, she's not.

[A]

But grad will grill first grade girl. I was going to say my favorite part about one weekend is just like observing Graydon in his, like, Hampton's grandma era. Like, he's always wearing a sweater with, like, another sweater around his. His shoulders. And he's always, like, cozied up. Like, he's just.

[B]

He looks like Buffy Millington iii.

[A]

Yeah, he's literally Buffy Millington. Wait, so one of my TikToks kind of popped off yesterday. I was just talking about, like, a makeup product. And I talk so much with my hand. Like, I'm always talking, like, literally like this and like this and like this and like this. And so many of the comments were like, what the are you doing with your hands? And I'm like, wait, I didn't even notice. That's just how I talk. It's how I talk.

[B]

And that's always how she's talked.

[A]

So me and Holly filmed a pilot. Can we talk about that or no?

[B]

Yeah, we can talk about. We should talk about that.

[A]

So Halle and I filmed a pilot

[B]

to explain what a pilot is.

[A]

It's. It's a pre pilot. Basically.

[B]

It's like, I'm gonna see the light.

[A]

Pre pilot pilot to a reality show about New York City influencers in the West Village. They pitched this episode out to Hulu, Netflix, whatever, Peacock. Try to get the show sold. And then once we get the green light, we would be able to film the real pilot. And it was such a crazy experience. I've never done anything reality tv. Also, when they reached out, like, me and Halle were like, we're only if we both do it together. Yeah. Because this is a little crazy. And it was crazy. No, Like, I felt like it was a great experience.

[B]

You know, reality TV is weird.

[A]

It's weird when you think about it. It's all for show, like, because, like,

[B]

you're not really in your natural state when there's, like, cameras. You're like, oh, wait, you're hyper aware.

[A]

So true.

[B]

But, like, I've kind of like, there's cameras here right now, and I feel like we're in our natural state.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I feel like this is different because we're, like, best friends and no one else is, like, in the convo, and there's not a storyline that we need to kind of stick to. But I will say I had fun, and I feel like that show will

[B]

probably get picked up.

[A]

It will get picked up.

[B]

There was so much drama.

[A]

I know. And I feel like there's so much. There was a lot of drama, but I feel like the drama was just to get the show sold. And once it got sold and we could actually film, we could share more about, like, our actual light lives. Yeah. And focus on, like, our friend groups, like, Yumi and Bri, and, like. Like, it's. It's clicky. Like, there's so many girls. It would obviously be clicky, but it was so crazy being mic'd up. There was one part of the day that Halle and I. Production. If you're watching, we love you. We started talking about production of this reality show. We were like. We were just like. Like, blah, blah, I'm gonna walk out. Whatever. It's crazy. And, like, we forgot that they could hear, and that was, like, a big learning moment for me. I. I forgot I was mic'd up because that's not. I don't do that.

[B]

They busted it. And they were like.

[A]

They busted.

[B]

I heard you said that.

[A]

This. Yeah. And we were like.

[B]

I was like.

[A]

And then after.

[B]

I still think you're messy.

[A]

Yeah. And then after, I went up to them, and I was like, we didn't mean to talk about you.

[B]

I mean, it was just a long day.

[A]

It was a long day. It was crammed into, like, a couple days. So it was a lot.

[B]

But it was fun.

[A]

Honestly, it was so fun.

[B]

It's like playing into drama sometimes is really fun.

[A]

Yeah, it's fun.

[B]

And sometimes if there's drama you don't care about. If you had drama you cared about,

[A]

you would know what it's like. You would know what it's like, but you don't.

[B]

Let's get into some listener questions. We have a good bunch here, and I'm sure Liv will have a lot to say about each topic because she does tend to have informed opinions.

[A]

I do tend to say, all right,

[B]

topic of concert clothing and being vulnerable and conceptual, comfortable with it.

[A]

What would I wear to a concert?

[B]

Yeah, what would you recommend wearing to a concert?

[A]

I mean, it depends where you're going. Listen, don't. I mean, I would always wear jeans in some form of, like, a halter top or a bodysuit or a T shirt. Unless I'm going to a country concert. Then I'm in flares. I'm in a cute blouse and cowboy boots. I prefer that 100. Like, stagecoach. I loved our outfit.

[B]

Yeah. And a cool hat if you have hair. I didn't have hair last year, so.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

[B]

I hadn't glued it on yet.

[A]

If you just had your little sprigs.

[B]

No, Like, I. You sent me a video the other day of me walking around the house with the hat from Chemo Stopping, and I looked like.

[A]

I never. Well, you had a bun in.

[B]

I look like a makeup.

[A]

Do not go To a concert in a miniskirt. Unless you're literally trying to, like, get it with the man on the stage. Like, I'm sorry. Like, do not go to a concert wearing a miniskirt. Not because it looks weird, because you will be so uncomfortable.

[B]

I do feel like a lot of these hot girls that go to these concerts do in fact think that they have a chance of getting it with a man on stage.

[A]

Well, then if you're backstage, bitch, like, wear a gown. Wear whatever you want. But if you're, like, in GA slumming it with the normies. Sorry, that sounded crazy. But if you're in GA slumming it with the normies, I'm gonna stand on that. Don't wear a skirt because there's creepy ass men and they'll just fucking reach up.

[B]

Trust me, they will finger you.

[A]

Like, don't. Like, these men are so creepy and disgusting. At least wear volleyball shorts underneath.

[B]

I used to go to country fest. Do you know what country fest is?

[A]

No.

[B]

Like, it's the first place I really got drunk when I was 15 in August. My boyfriend in August. Yeah, My whole high school used to go. And it was like in Foxborough. I was like, bye.

[A]

It was like, that sounds so fun.

[B]

It was so fun. But I used to, like, get fingered.

[A]

Okay, that's case in point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't be like her.

[B]

Don't be like Hallie Batchel.

[A]

Don't be like Hallel. Unless you want to get fingered. Like, I don't know, bitch. You know what to wear. You know what to do.

[B]

I say go with comfort. Did you see my coachella outfits?

[A]

Yeah, I loved them. You were wearing track pants and a cute little tank. That's my type of outfit. There was contour. Do you see what I'm wearing right now? Like, this is what I wear every day. I wear windbreakers. I wear comfy. I'm wearing sweatpants.

[B]

You think there's a windstorm outside, so

[A]

I'm wearing dad shoe as six sneakers. Like, I like to be comfortable.

[B]

Slides.

[A]

If you're asking me might be a different answer than if you're asking Kim Kardashian.

[B]

Go to lingerie.

[A]

Oh, I just got some. I actually got it.

[B]

View on lingerie. Can I just say mine before you answer?

[A]

Yes, please do.

[B]

Whenever I've had boyfriends, I used to get it and buy it and used to think it's like a moment. But I was younger, like early 20s, and I feel like I never used it. And I feel like it's kind of just like if A guy doesn't appreciate it.

[A]

I feel like a guy should buy it, I guess.

[B]

Right. I.

[A]

That I. That doesn't concern me as much as, like.

[B]

No, but it's more like. Oh. It kind of feels like almost like a get. Like, you look really sexy in this.

[A]

From him. For him.

[B]

From him, for him.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's how I, like, look at it.

[A]

Yeah, I. I just got some. I didn't buy it, but, like, I still got it. Do I intend on using it? Probably not. Because I'm just going to be honest here. Like, I haven't seen a boyfriend in three months. The next time I see him, like,

[B]

laundry is just an obstacle.

[A]

The gloves are off.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, it's not like I'm answering. Like, it's not. There's no laundry needed.

[B]

The gloves are off is crazy.

[A]

And also he would be like, take the shit off.

[B]

No, that's also like, what I wanted to hear from you is like, yeah,

[A]

take this shit off.

[B]

It kind of feels like an extra steps.

[A]

Definitely different if you're in a new relationship. Also, just like, the. How your man is. If you're like, newly dating, like, whatever, then it could be fun and spicy and like, ah. You know, but like, when you've been dating for two years, it's like, babe, like, hop. Like, take that off.

[B]

Like, oh, yeah. It's like, get in there.

[A]

Yeah. You know, that was creepy. But, like, you know, I will say I do like, lingerie for photos, you know?

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Like, not for Instagram. Like my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Full flaps out and everything. You said nudes.

[A]

You don't want to know.

[B]

I would want to know.

[A]

I put nipple tassels on.

[B]

Oh, my God. I'm kidding. Imagine I should I walk in. You're just like, in the room on the antagon like this. It's like a sailboat on your tits. Okay.

[A]

Should we walk around with tassels under our white tank tops at. At Fagawi?

[B]

Should we poke holes into our tank tops?

[A]

Regina Georging. A thousand. One thousand.

[B]

So you didn't answer the question. What's your go to lingerie? Red?

[A]

Black?

[B]

No. Is there a brand? Oh, like Flur Blur?

[A]

Yeah, the best. But honestly, you guys, Siren has great pieces. They're so flattering.

[B]

Is it cheaper?

[A]

It's cheaper.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not a secret fan of Sydney Sweeney, but let me tell you, that shit's comfortable. It's stretchy. It's not like, like, you know, it's

[B]

not like she's a lingerie brand.

[A]

Yeah. It's Great. I actually got a bodysuit from them, a full lace bodysuit. It's like a high neck, black halter that goes down super low back. It's like hot. Like I want to wear it out.

[B]

Do you judge a man by his shoes?

[A]

Yes, bruh. Like, have you guys heard my Alexander McQueen sneaker story?

[B]

Like, yeah, that did get some views on here.

[A]

Yeah. Like this? No, I'm not doing it.

[B]

Yeah. You want that again?

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

You don't want the smoke?

[A]

I don't want the smoke. I actually never read the comments on that.

[B]

They were just like bad. No, they weren't bad.

[A]

They were just all disagreeing with me. Whatever.

[B]

I do agree Alexander McQueen sneakers are kind of like weird chewy. That's so. That's the word too either. And they like kind of give a lift.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. Why do you like I'm co signing. So you're insecure.

[B]

So you're insecure. I know, but like the equivalent, I think for us to be a push up bra or a boob job.

[A]

You get a pass on the McQueen. No, but you get a pass. The reason I had an issue with the McQueen's, with this man that I was hooking up with years ago in a passage past life was because they were covered in soot and they were disgusting. They looked like they were covered in dog. This man was so rich. I was like, buy new shoes. Yeah, thanks, Cosine.

[B]

Like, oh, co sign that as well.

[A]

Yeah.

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[A]

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[B]

What is this your first date?

[A]

Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together.

[B]

Other we're married.

[A]

Me to a human, him to a bird. Yeah, the bird looks out of your league. Anyways, get a'@libertymutual.com or with your local agent.

[B]

Liberty, Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Harder to go from wholesome to the streets or the streets to being wholesome.

[A]

So hard to go from wholesome to the streets. Honestly, Both.

[B]

I would say streets to wholesome.

[A]

No, I think wholesome to streets is.

[B]

I've never done that. I've always just been at the streets.

[A]

Looks like that's a breakup, right?

[B]

I don't think I was even wholesome.

[A]

My relationships, like, if I were to go to the streets right now, I would have a very hard.

[B]

Oh, do they mean wholesome?

[A]

Like, I think they mean, like, relationship

[B]

to, like, no sex to sex. But sometimes you get more sex being single than you do in a relationship.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is why I went from a relationship to the street.

[A]

Streets.

[B]

And let's talk about that.

[A]

And let's talk about that.

[B]

I think streets to wholesome probably is when you're, like, fully mentally developed and you're ready to go to a wholesome state in your life.

[A]

Yeah. I feel like you probably got hurt really bad and that's why you're going.

[B]

Or you're like, I'm ready for the new chapter. Yeah.

[A]

But no one randomly wakes up one day without either being heartbroken, her dissed by a guy, and she's like, oh, I'm gonna be really wholesome today. No, it's something you, like, grow into

[B]

or you get into a relationship or

[A]

you get into a relationship and.

[B]

Or you get out of one.

[A]

Like, you can still have fun in

[B]

a relationship, but I like wholesome is the word I'm stuck on.

[A]

Same.

[B]

Because, like, wholesome to me doesn't mean, like, you can be a wholesome slut. I think.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100. Like, you're going to your one night stand, going home and crocheting a blanket like you're wholesome.

[B]

Yeah. You'd be crocheting a blanket while riding that dick.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sunset 100 while texting another guy, knitting

[A]

that man a scarf.

[B]

For his dick knitting. Every guy on your roster a scarf. A dick scarf, dick shaped cards. You want more? And then take another shot and then we'll do three more. All right.

[A]

Dream vacation.

[B]

You know, my dream vacation always depends on the circumstances of it. Yeah, same because, like, I feel like it is kind of the mindset before the vacation. Then you go into the vacation, like, are you in first class? Are you in economy? Like, what's the setup of when you get to the resort? Is it, you know, like, I think if everything is just my paid for. Is my paid for.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Honestly, those are the best vacations. So I probably. My dream vacation would be going to St. Bart's with my parents.

[A]

Can I come?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like, that's my dream vacation.

[B]

We'll get you a flight.

[A]

Or my room vacation would also be like, John wants to go to the Bahamas.

[B]

I used to go there with all the daddies.

[A]

Yeah. Like, I love for my man to take me to the Bahamas. Are you kidding me?

[B]

I swear, with the pigs. It's also like, very, like, not too far.

[A]

It's just like a sexy little time. He'll pay for everything. We'll be, like, hot and sweaty on the beach, drinking.

[B]

So the sun is so hot.

[A]

Going on coconut water. I miss him. I'm freaking out. I know.

[B]

I feel like you're having, like, some sort of orgasm.

[A]

Next time, feeling very sexual. No, I'm kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm literally going to visit him just so we can fulfill our needs. Just so everyone knows. He's literally coming home in three weeks.

[B]

Weeks.

[A]

And I'm going coming home.

[B]

And she's coming to come.

[A]

I'm gonna come to Turkey in two different ways.

[B]

And he will come.

[A]

And then do not come.

[B]

Do not come. You will not come. Is he buying your phone?

[A]

I think you just fell out of a coconut tree. Remember that? That was my tick. Two years ago, guys. Two years ago, wine weekend. This is the craziest microphone. Two years ago, wine weekend. We're on Nantucket. I'm blacked out at dinner.

[B]

Black Four Seasons, baby. Same time.

[A]

Yes. I'm sitting next to Chip Bachelder. And I keep going. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? And he goes, libby, shut up. And I was like, I'm too drunk. Like, this is bad.

[B]

You were like, goodbye.

[A]

I was like, chip out Shelter just yelled at me. Chip out Shelter does not yell. So no.

[B]

He was like, enough of that.

[A]

He was like, shut the up. Drink your drink.

[B]

I was like, I mean, it was your tick.

[A]

It Was so every five seconds, like,

[B]

with you is like, I thought a coconut tree. I was probably in the back being like, I'm a tree. I am a tree.

[A]

I am a tree. Goodbye.

[B]

Yeah, I'm a tree. I'm gonna treat. That felt like coconut tree. And then we just, like, go back

[A]

and forth for a minute. Yeah, we do that.

[B]

And that's what happened. Why the are there so many open marriages right now?

[A]

I just want to start by saying I don't believe in open marriages.

[B]

Is.

[A]

I'm sorry. I am a follower of Christ, and I'm not kidding. So I don't care if other people do it. Have your fun. That ain't on my bingo card, girl.

[B]

I also don't think I believe in open marriages, but I don't, like, totally dis the idea of, like, you're, like, couple decades in and, like, you want to spice something up or if you're into, like, threesomes. Like, honestly, I don't think there's anything wrong with it if you have boundaries. But it's not even open marriage.

[A]

I don't believe in that. It's gonna cause so many issues. Like, some people do that. I know, but I just think marriage is such a. Like, it's such a sacred thing. Like, it's. It is like. It is. You can agree with that. Like, it's a sacred thing, and it's a huge. It's like the biggest decision of your life, and then you have fun one night, and then it becomes a problem for 20 years. Like, I don't know. I. I think it's a little reckless. Sorry if that sounds judgy.

[B]

No, I. I wanted your honest opinion.

[A]

Yeah, that's my opinion. It's a boring opinion, but I like that. Like, if my guys. If John even looks at another girl, I'm like this. I'm literally looking at him like this.

[B]

Can I be real? I was honestly worried. Even wish him a happy birthday.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Because I was like, what if Liv gets mad and texts her?

[A]

Man, you're lying, dead ass. You're lying.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You thought I would get mad if you, my best friend, texted my boyfriend happy birthday?

[B]

I don't know the rules. I've been single for nine years.

[A]

No, hold on. I'm freaking out. Do I have problems?

[B]

No, I. Maybe that was me just being.

[A]

I was mad that you didn't wish him a happy birthday. I was like.

[B]

Then I was like, I don't know where to win here.

[A]

Oh, my God. No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, by the way, like. Like, I can have these beliefs, and I'm. I'm still, like. We joke about stuff and, like, we're like. It's like, I'm not, like. I don't know. I'm not so, like, serious all the time with him. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

[B]

We are best friends, too. It's weird that I thought that.

[A]

I can't believe you thought that.

[B]

Maybe it's. Maybe it was because I called him. Huh? I was hitting on before.

[A]

Maybe you, like, internalize that. I would never think that's weird. I would rather you have an independent friendship with my boyfriend.

[B]

No, I. We do now. We just are.

[A]

Max. And he, like, loves you. Like, he wants. He. He thinks you guys are friends.

[B]

Like, we are friends.

[A]

To spend time with you.

[B]

We are friends. And I feel bad that, like, he's obsessed with you.

[A]

He thinks you're so funny. He thinks you're a good friend to me. Like, he loves you.

[B]

Yeah, but is that, like, weird? Like, maybe if I text you guys in a group chat.

[A]

No. Happy birthday. Are you kidding? You can text John. I don't know the rules. Okay, well, now you know if, like, you can text John. Okay, I'm not worried about John with my friends.

[B]

I'll CC you.

[A]

No, don't cc me. No, now I feel like a lunatic.

[B]

No, I think. I just don't know the. Like, I've been single for so long.

[A]

Wait, guys. Me and Halle at Lauren's lake house. We. It was our first time meeting John, and we both were like, I know John.

[B]

I knew John before that. Okay. I met him twice.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that. Well, we both were like, oh, I did know that.

[B]

Yeah. We were, like, at the lake house.

[A]

He's on. And he was smoking a lot of weed. And mean Halle are both like, yeah, we'll smoke. Yeah, we got so high. Ripping a dab pen. Guys, John smokes a lot of weed. He's sitting there, like, chilling. Me and Halle look at each other. I go, you look like salami. She goes, what? Like, I have a video of it. I go, you look like a slice of salami right now. She goes, what are you talking about? She stands up, guys, it's me and Halle sitting here. Lauren's here. John is here. Jordan's here. Our friend Walter's here. Hi. Stands up from receipt. We're playing Uno. She goes like this, You're hot at. John sits back down. I look at her. I go, that was so weird.

[B]

Lauren goes, not now. The defeat. As I sat back down into the Chair.

[A]

And then like a year and a half later, we tell John about it. Because me and Hallie laugh about this all the time.

[B]

He was like.

[A]

He goes, what are you talking about? We're like, you don't remember this? He had no idea what we were talking about.

[B]

He was stone maxing.

[A]

And then also one time we went to St. Theo's Halle fell on the ground. It was like a whole thing.

[B]

I can never drink again. How to cure hangovers.

[A]

Do you get hangovers so bad, Holly?

[B]

I just use my vibrator and I'm like.

[A]

Like, if I'm drinking a lot, don't expect to see. See me for two days.

[B]

Well, that's why you guys never see me in here. For me.

[A]

Do you get hungover?

[B]

Like, I don't get hungover. I just get kind of. I get reflective in my. I get. I reflect. Yeah, well, and I reflect a lot.

[A]

I get so hungover. I remember in college, I would drink so much and wake up the next morning, be like, so alcoholic. Doesn't affect me. Like, I feel great.

[B]

Oh, I used to drink the craziest flavors of sadka.

[A]

Crazy. Wake up the next morning, guys want to get breakfast. Like, and then I turned, like, probably 23. And my hangovers are disgusting. I get pimples. Like, it's not cute. I don't really break.

[B]

I mean, I do have one people right here, right now. Like, other than that. Not to be a pick me, but, like, I don't really break out.

[A]

No, you don't. You never break out.

[B]

It's weird. But I do have a pin boy here.

[A]

It's like, suspect. Like, are you on peptides?

[B]

I wish. I was just texting everyone if anyone

[A]

has a Peptide contact, can you.

[B]

One thing with me is I'm not afraid of a needle.

[A]

Yeah, One thing about us. We gonna hit that needle. That sounded crazy.

[B]

Not heroin, but everything else.

[A]

Not heroin. No, no, no. Yeah, Other things, though, for sure. Where do peptides go in the ass?

[B]

I don't even know. Are you supposed to put like, I

[A]

want Peptides now, now, now? If anyone has a rich.

[B]

No.

[A]

If anyone has a doctor dad who has Peptides at his med spot, text me.

[B]

What are some final thoughts that we should take away from this episode? I feel like, did we hit all the bullet points that we wanted to hit?

[A]

If you feel like your friendship isn't as close as it used to be,

[B]

it's probably your fault.

[A]

Have a laugh and rekindle.

[B]

Do you have, like, friendship advice? Is that what you wanted to say?

[A]

Yeah, we can get friendship advice, like,

[B]

some big sis advice. I feel like the girls would love to hear some big sis advice.

[A]

Well, I feel like a lot of girl friendships, like, they get into weird spots and like, you can get in your head a lot and think, like, oh, is she talking about me? Is she annoyed at me? Does she think this? Does she think that. That it's probably all in your head. But if you're getting. If it's lasting a really long time and, like, it's really bothering you, just talk about it. Just address it. Call your friend up. What if you just called her up and said, hey, are we good? I feel like we're not good for X, y and z reason, and I really want to be good. So please tell me what I've done wrong or if I've done anything. Like, I. I be open to criticism and, like, getting friendship back on track. Hallie and I recently got our friendship back on track. Not that we had any issues, but we just were like, I miss you. We don't hang out as much. We weren't as close. Like, it was kind of weird.

[B]

I always thought we were pretty close.

[A]

No, but we weren't hanging out as much.

[B]

I retreat sometimes. It was the holidays.

[A]

Yeah, well, it's May six months ago, but sure. You know how I get.

[B]

Sometimes I go. Ghosts.

[A]

I mean, I do too. Yeah. Sometimes I just, like, don't leave my apartment.

[B]

Sometimes you just don't leave your apartment. And, like, you know what I mean? Like, sometimes you just need to have a moment to yourself.

[A]

Friendships ebb and flow.

[B]

Ebb and flow.

[A]

In terms of, like, closeness. Not in terms of, like, loyalty and niceness, but in terms of closeness. It's normal to ebb and flow.

[B]

You know what I don't like in friendships is people that thinking that they're the most important part of your life.

[A]

I've had friends like that.

[B]

You know what I mean? It's like, yes. It's like, oh, my God, like, the things that are happening in your life. Aren't the most important things happening in my life?

[A]

Yes. I've had friends. They think they're the main character in my life.

[B]

I'm like, you are not the me. I. I'm the main character in my life. Yes. Until I have babies and a husband, I am the main character in my life.

[A]

I need to put me first a hundred percent.

[B]

I'm sorry. Like, I have other going on. Yeah, there's other going on.

[A]

I think that happens when you get too close and you lose boundaries and they just think Like, I'm the most important and like.

[B]

Like this is what's happening with me. So, like, this is why it should be.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God. I've had a friend like this and we're no longer friends.

[B]

Yeah, it can just get difficult and dicey.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And yeah, it's on that note. I mean, and you would do it too, for a trip.

[A]

I love you. I love coming here and like, hanging out.

[B]

I love when you come.

[A]

Funny. What?

[B]

I said I love when you come. You have to go on more. Can you just be my co host?

[A]

Yeah. I love when you make me come.

[B]

Do you guys not love, like the live episodes? Like, she's the funniest person on this planet and I'm not just saying that, but our humor is unmatched. And she's so silly.

[A]

No, it's. No, it's because we have the same humor.

[B]

No, but like, sometimes, like, I think people don't know what language we're speaking in because we're like.

[A]

Yeah, I know, but how you know, one makes me laugh harder. Like when we. When we talk in our special languages. It's just like, I'm in heaven.

[B]

No. Like, my stomach hurts. And it's not from the berries classes I've taken all week. It's from giggle maxing with my friend Liv. Anyways, I love you guys and I will see you all next week. Watch on YouTube, like subscribe. Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your papa, tell your ex boyfriend, tell your new girlfriend, tell your boyfriend, tell everyone that you love, tell everyone that you hate. And I'll see you.

[A]

Tell the haters, babe.

[B]

Love you.

[A]

Bye. And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual.

[B]

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[A]

It means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[B]

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[A]

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[A]

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