Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder Episode: Worst s*x advice on Reddit & your juicy confessions
Release Date: August 14, 2025
Host: Hallie Batchelder

1. Weekend Escapades in the Hamptons

Timestamp: [01:03]

Hallie Batchelder kicks off the episode by sharing her wild experiences from a recent weekend in the Hamptons. Contrary to her initial hesitation, the trip turned out to be one of the top three weekends of her summer. She describes the vibrant party scene at Surf Lodge, juxtaposing her usual preferences with the high-energy environment.

Notable Quote:

"The debauchery we got up to was unmatched and I was scared in lots of moments."
([03:45])

Hallie recounts accidentally consuming "magic chocolates," which led to a night filled with laughter and surreal experiences. Despite not being a fan of substances that alter her mind, she found herself enjoying the heightened sensations and chaotic fun.

Notable Quotes:

"All of a sudden, I swear, like, the walls started moving. Like, my phone literally looking at my text."
([05:10])

"Everyone's looking at me like I was a fucking crackhead."
([06:20])

2. Hamptons vs. Nantucket: A Comparative Rant

Timestamp: [12:30]

Hallie delves into a passionate comparison between the Hamptons and Nantucket, highlighting the stark differences in their atmospheres and social scenes.

Key Points:

• Nantucket is depicted as more family-oriented and quieter, with limited nightlife and a more relaxed vibe.
• The Hamptons offers a bustling party scene with better food, more diverse and attractive men, and a general atmosphere geared towards being seen and enjoying vibrant nightlife.

Notable Quote:

"The men on Nantucket are all, I might. They're secretly gay. I think I know Grindr pops off there."
([19:20])

Hallie expresses a clear preference for the Hamptons, citing the edgier and more dynamic crowd as reasons why Nantucket doesn’t appeal to her.

3. Rant Segment: Worst s*x Advice from Reddit

Timestamp: [25:00]

In this heated segment, Hallie vents her frustration over some of the most outrageous and misguided s*x advice circulating on Reddit. She systematically breaks down each piece of advice, highlighting why they are not only ineffective but also potentially harmful.

Key Topics Discussed:

• Body Count Stigmatization: Critiquing the idea that sleeping with more than five guys leads to self-hatred by age 35.

  Notable Quote:

  "If I'm gonna respect your low body count, don't disrespect my high body count, okay? It's a double standard."
  ([28:15])

• Misguided Contraception Methods: Addressing the absurdity of advice suggesting peeing inside a partner to neutralize sperm.

  Notable Quote:

  "If a man tells you that peeing inside of them will neutralize it and that you don't have to use a condom, no, they just don't want to use a condom."
  ([29:40])

• Cultural Stereotypes in Sex Advice: Questioning the outdated notions that men should always make the first move and that fulfilling a woman's sexual needs is solely the man's responsibility.

Notable Quote:

"Making the first move as a girl in 2025 is fucking hot because these men are fucking lame and they can't make the first move."
([34:50])

4. Kindness and Rues: Spreading Love and Calling Out Negativity

Timestamp: [41:00]

Hallie takes a moment to acknowledge and spread kindness to her friends and shout out those she feels deserve to "rue" for their actions. She highlights her appreciation for her friend Hunter, who graciously hosted her weekend stay in East Hampton.

Notable Quote:

"Hunter, that beautiful, sexy man I stayed with all weekend. He's one of my good friends. He let me stay at his East Hampton home and that was just really nice of him."
([42:10])

Conversely, Hallie doesn't hesitate to call out brands and individuals she feels have wronged her. She vents her frustration towards a non-specified brand that refused to work with her for not being "brand safe."

Notable Quote:

"What the fuck about me is not fucking brand safe, you motherfuckers. Dumb pieces of motherfucking shit."
([44:30])

5. Listener Submissions: Juicy Confessions and Crazy Stories

Timestamp: [49:00]

Hallie introduces the listener submissions segment, where she reads and reacts to various anonymous stories shared by her audience. These stories range from humorous to downright shocking, providing a mix of entertainment and relatability.

Highlighted Submissions:

• Cheating via Calendar Tricks: One listener shares how they labeled their cheating activities as legitimate work tasks to conceal infidelity.

  Hallie's Reaction:

  "That's crazy. But he's a bad man, and he will rue. He's on my list."
  ([51:15])

• Demanding Proposals: Another story involves a listener threatening to sleep with her partner's friends if he doesn't propose within a specified timeframe.

  Notable Quote:

  "If my boyfriend of five years doesn't propose me this year, I'm gonna his friends, period."
  ([53:40])

• Unusual Testing Methods: A shocking submission details a man attempting to test for STDs by using ear wax, prompting Hallie to express her disbelief and disgust.

  Notable Quote:

  "If a guy wanted to stick wax in my fucking vagina, I would be like, no, shove an umbrella in your ass, you fucking weirdo."
  ([56:50])

• Creative (and Problematic) Kissing Strategies: Another listener describes using a carton of milk during intimate moments, leaving Hallie both amused and confused.

  Notable Quote:

  "He needed space, so I vlogged and posted it in our shared album when I wanted to chat."
  ([58:30])

6. Final Thoughts and Outro

Timestamp: [60:00]

Wrapping up the episode, Hallie reiterates her stance against taking s*x advice from unreliable sources like Reddit and emphasizes the importance of listening to one's instincts and trusted friends when it comes to relationships and personal well-being.

Notable Quote:

"Don't take any advice from Reddit ever. It's a bunch of bullshit and I would not be taking my sex tips from Reddit."
([63:00])

She encourages her listeners to subscribe, comment, and share the podcast, reinforcing the community-centric nature of "Extra Dirty."

Key Takeaways:

• Authenticity in Sharing: Hallie emphasizes the importance of being genuine and open about personal experiences, fostering a sense of community and relatability among her listeners.

• Critical Thinking on Advice: She urges listeners to question and critically assess advice from platforms like Reddit, highlighting the potential dangers of following unverified and harmful suggestions.

• Empowerment and Self-Love: Through her segments on kindness and addressing negative behaviors, Hallie promotes self-love, empowerment, and mutual respect in relationships and personal interactions.

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