Welcome back, you beautiful eavesdroppers! Today’s episode of Feelings and F-Bombs is a chaotic masterpiece of spooky-season cups, cringe dating stories, questionable kissing techniques, baby memory crises, and the universal experience of public pooping solidarity. ✨💩

We cover EVERYTHING from corporate jargon hell, to why we can’t remember infancy, to the most aggressively stiff-lipped kiss ever described on a podcast, to the spiritual bond formed between two women dropping deuces in adjacent bathroom stalls.

If you’re here for:

dating humor
real talk
intrusive thoughts with microphones
questionable life lessons …you’re in the right place.

Grab a snack (maybe not if you’re poop-sensitive), settle in, and enjoy another unhinged rollercoaster episode with Madeline & Alexis.

00:00 — Welcome Back + Spooky Cups in Spring

03:15 — New Segment: What Has You F*cked Up Lately?*

04:40 — Corporate Jargon Hell & HR Simulation Energy

10:39 — Why Can’t We Remember Being Babies??

15:17 — Baby Kinks (don’t worry, it’s not what you think)

16:01 — Transition into Cringe Dating Stories

16:48 — Cringe Date #1: The Divorce Venting Steakhouse Saga

25:18 — Cringe Date #2: The Professor With the Rigid Lips

38:49 — The “Bag of Cheese” Perfect First Kiss Story

40:21 — Public Pooping: Shame, Solidarity & Girl Power

49:09 — Office Pooping Politics & Accidental Toot Trauma

53:13 — Lessons Learned + Outro

Episodes Mentioned

Ep. 3 — Live, Laugh, Love through an Existential Crisis: Alexis expands on the corporate simulation vibes.
Ep. 5 — WE LOVE CARROTS!: Featuring academic cringe & professors acting suspiciously human.

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