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A (0:01)
Brains on Universe.
B (0:06)
I drew a red card, which means I win.
C (0:12)
For the love of gumdrops.
A (0:15)
Hey, Joy.
B (0:16)
Hey, Ava.
A (0:17)
Oh, and hi, Gumpy. The giant mound of used chewing gum that came to life.
C (0:21)
I'm like Frosty the Snowman if he were made up of old mashed up bits of gum.
B (0:27)
We're playing Candy Land.
C (0:29)
It's my favorite board game, even if Joy won.
A (0:33)
Oh, yeah, that's the colorful board game with all the candy characters as a
C (0:38)
talking pile of gum. It's my lifelong dream to be a Candy Land character.
B (0:44)
I thought your lifelong dream was to invent the world's first dessert version of a cheesesteak sandwich.
A (0:50)
And I thought your lifelong dream was to be a game show host.
C (0:54)
What can I say? I'm a dreamer. But I do want to be a Candyland character. I even know what my space would be called on the board. Do tell. It would be called Gumpy's Bubble Gum Bayou, featuring me, Gumpy, your favorite wad of chewing gum come to life. See? I even sketched a picture. Ooh.
A (1:21)
Ah.
B (1:23)
That's the most beautiful swamp I've ever seen. And trust me, I've seen some swamps in my day.
A (1:29)
I like how pink everything is.
C (1:32)
Well, it is a bubblegum bayou after all. Here in Gumpy's Bayou, we only eat gumbo. Is there any shrimp in Gumpy's Gumbo? No. Is Gumpy's Gumbo just made from gum? Yes. Does Gumpy's Gumbo contain paprika? Of course it does. What do you take me for?
A (1:56)
Paprika? Gum. Gumbo. Brilliant. Sounds like a one way ticket to Flavortown.
C (2:02)
