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Girls Next Door
Hosted by Rolln Media · EN
Girls Next Door is a weekly podcast with sisters Steph and Holly Davey, bringing you into their world from day to night. It’s all the chats you’d have with your best friends, from the light and funny to the slightly unhinged, covering life, relationships, and everything in between, while giving out advice that’s sometimes good, sometimes questionable.
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Our Dad Takes Over: Legendary Stories & Fatherly Advice
4d ago00:53:35Tap to summarizeThis week, Steph and Holly are joined by their biggest guest yet: their dad, Bobby Davey! Fresh from a RedBalloon horse-riding experience, Bobby finally sits down to clear up some of the Davey family’s most legendary stories. He reveals what really happened when their family home burnt down, defends the perfectly cooked chicken he found in the wreckage and takes us back to the day a shark warning left Uncle Bushpig stranded in the ocean. This episode is brought to you by RedBalloon. This Father's Day, Give Dad an experience, not another thing — use code NEXTDOOR10 for 10% off Father's Day experiences ($99+ spend) at RedBalloon.com.au. Limited time only. We also hear about Bobby’s 15-foot wave, his record-breaking South Melbourne Market dim sim intake, the time he told Batman to get stuffed and the iconic bombing competition victory that remains the greatest achievement in Davey family history. Later, Bobby joins the girls for The Letterbox, Confessions and an especially loose Sealed Section. He weighs in on intimidating dads, broken lawnmowers, catching your daughter with her boyfriend and whether you should ever ask a mate to perform your prostate exam. It starts with a wholesome Father’s Day experience and somehow ends with Bobby describing a visit to a pelvic floor specialist. A true Girls Next Door family special. Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do. Key Moments 00:00 – The biggest guest in GND historySteph and Holly welcome their dad, Bobby Davey, to the podcast. 01:40 – Horse riding with RedBalloonBobby reviews his Father’s Day experience and reveals the other activities he would be willing to try, including shark diving and jumping out of a plane. 09:20 – The Mayo SistersBobby accuses Steph and Holly of adding “mayo” to every family story, before attempting to set the record straight himself. 10:20 – The Davey family house fireBobby explains how the family home burnt down and why there was apparently a perfectly cooked roast chicken sitting in the wreckage. 16:40 – Uncle Bushpig gets left with the sharksA helicopter warns Bobby and his mates that sharks are underneath them, but Uncle Bushpig does not make it back to shore quite as quickly. 19:20 – Bobby’s 15-foot waveThe girls challenge one of their dad’s greatest surfing claims, while Bobby recalls the moment he genuinely thought he was going to die. 22:20 – The South Melbourne Market dim sim recordBobby reveals how many dim sims he could put away and shares the party trick that eventually became too dangerous to continue. 27:00 – Bobby versus BatmanDuring a family trip to Movie World, Batman tells Bobby to move out of the performance area. Bobby refuses. 29:20 – The Millennium FartThe family revisits Bobby’s infamous New Year’s Eve contribution to the year 2000 celebrations. 33:20 – The greatest bomb ever witnessedBobby enters a bombing competition, loses the lead and returns for one final attempt to win the legendary Coca-Cola boogie board. 39:20 – Bobby’s massive comebackThe girls remember their dad losing weight, completing the Mountain to Surf and attempting to ride the custom surfboard Steph made for him. 43:20 – Bobby bites his own thumbA nightclub fight takes a strange turn when Bobby bites the first thumb he can find and quickly realises it belongs to him. 47:20 – The Letterbox: Dad’s approval testShould dads be allowed to intimidate every boyfriend their daughter brings home? 54:40 – The Letterbox: A man’s lawnmowerA listener’s boyfriend breaks the one item her dad never wanted to lend him. Bobby’s solution is simple: buy him a new one. 59:00 – Confession: Over my dead bodyA protective dad inspects his daughter’s boyfriend’s car and refuses to let her get inside after seeing bald tyres and empty cans. 01:03:40 – Confession: Dad walked inA broken glass leads to one listener’s dad seeing far more of his daughter and her boyfriend than anyone wanted. 01:06:20 – Holly’s naked boyfriend ends up on the roofThe confession unlocks a Davey family memory involving one of Holly’s former boyfriends, a freezing night and a very unfortunate rooftop incident. 01:10:00 – The Sealed Section: Condoms in the bathroom drawerA dad finds and confiscates his adult daughter’s condoms, leaving Bobby to decide whether “my house, my rules” has gone too far. 01:17:20 – The Sealed Section: Prostate exam requestA listener asks whether it is acceptable to ask his mate to perform a prostate check instead of visiting a doctor. 01:19:00 – Bobby’s pelvic floor appointmentThe episode officially goes off the rails as Bobby shares the full story of his unforgettable visit to a pelvic floor specialist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Anthony Voulgaris’ Massive Confession & Secret Career
2w ago00:53:42Tap to summarizeAnthony Voulgaris, aka Undiagnosed Anthony and the self-proclaimed Sweet Treat King, joins the girls for one very chaotic episode.They unpack performative spirituality, psychics, swearing grandmas in the afterlife and why Anthony is officially over the sweet treat movement he helped create. He also reveals the disgusting moment that ruined his worst-ever first date and gives us an exclusive listen to his secret original song, “Cry.”Then, The Letterbox is open and no one is safe. The girls tackle partners who take days to reply but are always posting on Instagram, eight-minute voice notes, uneven house deposits and whether successful women are making themselves smaller to avoid intimidating men.Plus, when does a toxic friendship reach the point where you finally drop the screenshots?Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do.Key Topics Psychics & Spirituality: Unpacking performative spirituality, clairvoyant dreams, and why some people try a little too hard to act like fairies. The Hot Take Audit: Debating the exhaustion of performative check-ins, the shift in political correctness, and Anthony declaring he is totally over "sweet treats."Dating Disasters & Advice: The ultimate red flags, the benefit of low-cost "walk dates," and the hilariously gross snot rocket incident. Anthony’s Secret Project: Revealing Anthony's hidden singing talent and a live snippet of his heartbreak track, "Cry." Texting Etiquette: How to handle someone who takes days to text back but actively posts on Instagram Stories. Financial Relationship Dilemmas: Navigating the awkwardness of buying a house when one partner's parents won't contribute to the deposit. Voice Note Rules: Why sending 8-minute voice notes with background traffic noise is a friendship crime. Dating as a Successful Woman: Breaking down why women feel the need to hide their careers or property ownership to avoid intimidating insecure men. Toxic Friendships & Receipts: Handling performative victims, fake period cramps to get out of events, and when to finally release the screenshot receipts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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She Wants to Take My Baby Name!
3w ago00:46:43Tap to summarizeWelcome back, Neighbours! This week, Steph and Holly are talking about beauty treatments gone horribly wrong.What was meant to be a relaxing massage quickly turned into a full-body beatdown involving around 50 suction cups, bruises from neck to ankle and someone getting punched in the ribs. The girls also unpack the brutal reality of laser freckle removal, lasering off a widow’s peak and piercing stories that will make your entire body hurt.Things get messy in the Hey Girly Confessions, with a free facial that completely ruins someone’s skin, a friend stealing a baby name that had been reserved for years and a fake Instagram account used to catch a snooping boyfriend. Then, a listener shares a couples massage story that takes a very inappropriate turn.To finish, the girls head back to the supposedly haunted Davey house, where mysterious footsteps, a terrified houseguest and a dad in a gorilla mask make for one very chaotic horror story.This episode is painful, awkward and completely unhinged.Make sure you rate, hit subscribe and send this episode to your friends, because that’s what good Neighbours do!Key TopicsMassages Gone Wrong: A brutal cupping treatment, massive bruises, getting punched in the ribs and an inappropriate masseuse.Extreme Beauty Treatments: The pain of laser pigmentation removal, freckle removal and lasering off a widow’s peak.Piercing Nightmares: Nipple and belly button piercings catching on loofahs, shower doors and even dogs, plus a piercing needle going through the wrong spot.Hey Girly Confessions: A free facial that ruins your skin, a stolen baby name and a fake Instagram account used to catch a gaslighting boyfriend.The Couples Massage: A listener’s massage takes a wildly inappropriate turn right beside her.The Haunted Davey House: Creepy footsteps, a terrified friend, the family dog and a dad who loved scaring houseguests in a gorilla mask.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We Both Got "Hey Girly" Messages
4w ago00:48:06Tap to summarizeWelcome back, Neighbours!The girls are fresh from the Gold Coast Marathon weekend and officially in their running era. But apparently running is not just about fitness. The running community might be the horniest group on Earth, and Strava could be the new Tinder.Steph kicks things off with a classic disaster after trying a Zyn pouch at the pub. Instead of a buzz, she ended up mute, dizzy and nauseous for three hours.Holly then shares the story of an awkward holiday romance in Ireland that ended with a failed goodbye kiss and a guy sprinting alongside her Uber.Steph follows with the time she ran cross-country with a broken arm, then accidentally flashed the school while showing off her cast at assembly.The Neighbours also need advice on two awkward money dilemmas. One listener is drowning in bridesmaid expenses, while another gets caught in the dreaded family discount trap.Finally, a Bali romance unravels when a listener discovers her holiday fling may actually be someone else’s husband.Then Steph closes the episode with a house-sitting horror story involving a baby monitor, an empty nursery and the sound of a child giggling in the dark.Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!KEY TALKING POINTSGOLD COAST MARATHONWhy Strava might be the new Tinder.STEPH’S ZYN DISASTEROne nicotine pouch ruins her entire night.HOLLY’S UBER SPRINTAn awkward kiss ends with a man chasing her Uber.BLOOMERS AND BROKEN ARMSSteph accidentally flashes the school during assembly.THE BRIDESMAID INVOICEHow much is too much to spend on someone else’s wedding?THE FAMILY DISCOUNTA cousin says to pay whatever, then expects full price.THE HOLIDAY HUSBANDA Bali romance leads to a secret family on Instagram.THE BABY MONITORA house-sitter hears a child giggling in an empty nursery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Steph Caught Her Fling & Holly’s Crush Betrayal 💔
Jul 700:38:51Tap to summarizeThis week on Girls Next Door, the girls unpack the viral Empire State Building proposal that had everyone talking. Romantic? Yes. Terrifying if you hate heights? Also yes.From there, things spiral into the cringiest things we’ve done to impress a crush, including jumping off roofs, questionable schoolyard rumours and a very traumatic guinea pig story.The Neighbours have also sent in some unhinged letters this week. We’re talking mouth breathers during beauty appointments, a deeply awkward family laundry situation involving a “fun time sock”, and whether a 29-year-old should go there with a 23-year-old teammate of her friend’s brother.Then, to finish, we get into a seriously creepy listener horror story about handwritten letters found in an old horse stable and a family rumour that one grandfather may have gotten away with murder.It’s chaotic, awkward, a little bit gross and very Girls Next Door.Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!Key TopicsEmpire State Building ProposalThe viral proposal that set the bar very high, literally.Cringey Crush BehaviourThe embarrassing, chaotic and slightly dangerous things we’ve done to impress someone.The Guinea Pig StoryA childhood rumour involving a dead guinea pig, Listerine and a playground full of lies.Festival RomanceSummer flings, messy love loops and the drama that comes with overlapping crushes.The Mouth Breather DilemmaA Neighbour needs help dealing with sensory overload during a beauty appointment.The “Fun Time Sock”A deeply awkward listener confession about a mum, her son and one very uncomfortable laundry routine.Age Gap DebateA 29-year-old Neighbour wants advice on whether she should pursue a 23-year-old.The Hidden LettersA listener horror story about old handwritten letters, a derelict horse stable and a possible family murder secret.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We Had an Accident… 🤕
Jun 3000:46:45Tap to summarizeWelcome back Neighbours! In this episode, the girls react to a newly released list of the world’s top 20 countries with the most handsome men, and they have some strong opinions about Australia being completely left off the list.Things take a hilariously weird turn as they react to a listener whose boyfriend looks identical to her brother, plus another listener who discovered her partner has secretly been keeping a performance-review-style spreadsheet rating every meal she’s made for the past two years.The girls then take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to cure their winter blues, reliving some of their most chaotic European holidays. From a terrifying mid-air quad bike crash in Mykonos to a completely misunderstood “rescue mission” on a boat dock in Ibiza, this episode is packed with wild stories, shocking confessions, sibling drama and absolute chaos.Key TopicsThe World’s Most Handsome MenThe girls break down a viral list ranking the top 20 countries with the most handsome men, including Spain taking out the number one spot and Australia somehow missing from the list completely.Lookalike LoversA listener shares that her boyfriend looks exactly like her brother, and while she is deeply uncomfortable, he finds the whole thing hilarious.The Warm Toilet Seat PanicA teenage listener asks the classic “sealed section” question about whether sitting on a warm public toilet seat can somehow pass on an STI.The Mykonos Quad Bike CrashThe girls revisit one of their most chaotic holiday moments, involving a quad bike malfunction, a brick wall, and a terrifying mid-air backflip.The Ibiza Boat Dock “Rescue”A hilarious misunderstanding where the girls thought they were saving someone from drowning, only to realise they had interrupted a local man having a private bathroom moment in the water.The Cooking Evaluation SpreadsheetA listener discovers her partner has secretly created an Excel spreadsheet rating two years’ worth of her home-cooked meals.Sibling Stealing HabitsA listener named Eden calls out her younger sister Ila for constantly stealing everything from skincare products to brand-new clothes with the tags still attached.Nose Piercing EtiquetteThe girls debate whether there is an age limit for certain facial piercings and when a style starts becoming “too old”.If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Best Positions & Bad Decisions with Bernie Moreira
Jun 2301:04:03Tap to summarizeWelcome back to another massive episode of Girls Next Door!This week, we are making history because we have our first-ever male guest climbing through the window! We are joined by none other than Portugal’s own TikTok superstar and ‘community boyfriend’, Bernie Moreira.We didn’t give him a second to breathe before jumping straight into a rapid-fire game of Red Flag, Green Flag. From good morning texts after a first date to having absolutely no social media, Bernie gives us the ultimate unfiltered guy’s perspective. Plus, he finally answers the age-old question: Who is the bigger red flag between the two of us? And yes, his answer completely shocked us.Later in the episode, things get a little unhinged as Bernie settles a game of Which Sister?, calling out who is most likely to date someone purely for their looks, who would date a significantly younger guy and who is actually the hardest to date.Finally, we dim the lights for a legendary D&M session. Bernie shares an unbelievable, jaw-dropping dating story involving a ‘Let Them Know’ anonymous STI text notification that you truly have to hear to believe. We also dig deep into modern dating culture, the pressure social media puts on women’s appearance, why men struggle to be vulnerable and his controversial philosophy on why missionary is the absolute best position of all time.Bernie was such an open book, and we couldn’t have asked for a better first male guest. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do!Let’s get into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Dark Side of Byron Bay & First Date Fireworks 🥵
Jun 1600:54:00Tap to summarizeNeighbours! In this episode of Girls Next Door, the girls are back (literally) and feeling the physical toll of their wild lifestyle. Steph recounts a catastrophic back injury triggered by a simple treadmill walk that left her "laugh-twerking" in pain on a lift floor.The trip down memory lane doesn't stop there. The girls dive into their chaotic "Van Life" days in Byron Bay, featuring encounters with machete-wielding neighbours, mysterious cult leaders, and a local eccentric known for humping bicycles.Later, they tackle tough listener dilemmas in the Sealed Section and Confessions:The Travel Trap: A concerned father writes in about his daughter’s romance with a "douchebag" traveler.The Seven-Year Itch: A listener wonders if a lack of shared ambition is a dealbreaker in a long-term relationship.First Date Philosophies: The group debates the merits of having sex on the first date to test chemistry immediately.Finally, the episode wraps up with a hilarious "Horror Story" involving a Spring Break festival, a desperate need for a bathroom, and a very unfortunate shoulder ride.Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Rogue Uni Days & The One That Got Away 💔
Jun 900:48:52Tap to summarizeIn this massive episode, the Girls Next Door are officially stepping into their business girl era!But before they launch their secret business later this year, a nostalgic drive through Hawthorn sends them completely down memory lane.Get ready for some incredibly wild, hilarious, and triggering stories from their university days. From awkward college lock-ins and accidental bathroom interruptions to legendary pranks involving a Shrek soundtrack, this episode covers it all.Plus, they read some hilarious listener confessions including a shared house drama featuring laxatives in the milk, and a full-blown murder mystery.Finally, they answer a deep-dive dilemma from a Spanish listener asking, "Am I auto-sabotaging my relationship, or am I just not that into him?" They weigh in on relationship pressures, friendship group dynamics, and why you should never force yourself to conform.Enjoying the show? Don't forget to like, subscribe, and send this episode to all your friends because that's what good neighbors do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Steph's Hot Date Hijacked & A Footballer Friendzoned 😬
Jun 201:02:14Tap to summarizeGrab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face.In this episode, we cover:The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face.Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for."The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother.Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber.The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school.The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer.Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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