Welcome back, Neighbours! This week, Steph and Holly are talking about beauty treatments gone horribly wrong.

What was meant to be a relaxing massage quickly turned into a full-body beatdown involving around 50 suction cups, bruises from neck to ankle and someone getting punched in the ribs. The girls also unpack the brutal reality of laser freckle removal, lasering off a widow’s peak and piercing stories that will make your entire body hurt.

Things get messy in the Hey Girly Confessions, with a free facial that completely ruins someone’s skin, a friend stealing a baby name that had been reserved for years and a fake Instagram account used to catch a snooping boyfriend. Then, a listener shares a couples massage story that takes a very inappropriate turn.

To finish, the girls head back to the supposedly haunted Davey house, where mysterious footsteps, a terrified houseguest and a dad in a gorilla mask make for one very chaotic horror story.

This episode is painful, awkward and completely unhinged.

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Key Topics

Massages Gone Wrong: A brutal cupping treatment, massive bruises, getting punched in the ribs and an inappropriate masseuse.

Extreme Beauty Treatments: The pain of laser pigmentation removal, freckle removal and lasering off a widow’s peak.

Piercing Nightmares: Nipple and belly button piercings catching on loofahs, shower doors and even dogs, plus a piercing needle going through the wrong spot.

Hey Girly Confessions: A free facial that ruins your skin, a stolen baby name and a fake Instagram account used to catch a gaslighting boyfriend.

The Couples Massage: A listener’s massage takes a wildly inappropriate turn right beside her.

The Haunted Davey House: Creepy footsteps, a terrified friend, the family dog and a dad who loved scaring houseguests in a gorilla mask.

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