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Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our annual promotions.

No, seriously. We have a much higher body count.

In this episode, discover how to get ahead at Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

We're also in your internets at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.

An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. PWYW.

And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage via Ko-fi.

Thank you for your compliance.

45:T4c4,Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium. Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you. Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes. So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil. We

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