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To mark the end of the Premier League 2023/24 season, the lads have put together their Alternative Sandwiches Team of the Season.

GK - Emi Martínez (always up to some wind-up antics)

DEF - Jack Robinson (loves a scrap with his team mates)

DEF - Jonny Evans (still playing as a pensioner)

DEF - Reece James (spends all season injured, then gets sent off)

MID - Kalvin Phillips (gives fans the finger)

MID - Lucas Paquetá (bets are on)

MID - Sandro Tonali (bets are still on)

MID - Jordan Henderson (air miles merchant)

FWD - Mudryk (one-on-one for £10k)

FWD - Jadon Sancho (crap at Old Trafford, dynamite at Dortmund)

FWD - Neil Maupay (the ultimate Shithouse of all time)

Agree with our choices? Think there's someone missing? Let us know on Instagram: @halftimesandwiches or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you!

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