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Sherlock Holmes
It's all very intriguing. I'm not clear yet what you want me to do in this matter, Mr. Mason. Can't you make it more definite?
John Mason
Perhaps this will make it more definite, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Perhaps it will. Good Lord. A charred fragment of bone. Where did you get it?
John Mason
There's a central heating furnace in the cellar beneath Lady Beatrice's room. Harvey in the. He's one of the stable lads, has charge of it. He found the bone when he was raking the cinders this morning.
Sherlock Holmes
He didn't like the look of it. Nor do I. What do you make of it, Watson?
Dr. Watson
It's the upper condyle of a human femur.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly what I thought. These are deep waters, Mr. Mason, and rather murky.
Narrator
Shoscombe old place by sir arthur conan doyle. Dramatized for radio by michael bakewell. With clive medicine as sherlock holmes and michael williams as Dr. John watson. And featuring nicholas le prevo as john mason and donald pickering as sir robert norberton. Shoscombe old place.
Sherlock Holmes
Glue.
Dr. Watson
What did he say?
Sherlock Holmes
It's glue, Watson.
Dr. Watson
Glue.
Sherlock Holmes
It's unquestionably glue. We'll take a look for the microscope.
Dr. Watson
You don't understand what you're talking about.
Sherlock Holmes
You see for yourself. Have a look at the scattered objects in the field.
Dr. Watson
You mean the black lines and the gray bits and the blobby things?
Sherlock Holmes
Blobby things? The black lines are threads from a tweed coat. The irregular gray masses are dust. There are epithelial scales on the left epithelium. Epithelial?
Dr. Watson
Epithelium. The cell tissue which invests the outer surface of the body and the mucous membranes connected with it.
Sherlock Holmes
Or in plain English, dandruff. And the. The brown blobs, as you call them, are glue.
Dr. Watson
I'm happy to take your word for it. Is there actually a point to any of this, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
It's a very fine demonstration. You recall the St. Pancras case?
Dr. Watson
The policeman who was shot down outside
Sherlock Holmes
the buffet on platform 1? A cat was found beside his body. The man who was accused of the murder has persistently denied that it was his. But he's a picture maker and probably uses glue every day. The man's as good as hanged.
Dr. Watson
Is this one of your cases, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
No, goodness, no.
Paul Freeman
No.
Sherlock Holmes
Mary Bale of the Yard asked me to look into it. So since I ran down that coiner by the zinc and copper filings and the seam of his cuff, they've come to realize the importance of the microscope. Yes, it's a fascinating aid to detection. Oh, yes. What time is it, Watson?
Dr. Watson
A quarter past 11.
Sherlock Holmes
I'm expecting a client, but it's overdue. I believe, Watson, that you know something of racing.
Dr. Watson
I ought to. I paid for it with about half my war wound pension.
Sherlock Holmes
I knew I could rely on you. You shall be my handy guide to the turf.
Dr. Watson
I don't fool you?
Sherlock Holmes
Does the name Sir Robert Norberton mean anything to you?
Dr. Watson
I should say it does. He lives at Shoscombe Old Place.
Sherlock Holmes
You've been there?
Dr. Watson
My summer quarters were down there once.
Sherlock Holmes
Summer quarters?
Dr. Watson
When I was a medical student.
Sir Robert Norberton
Oh.
Sherlock Holmes
Tell me about Sir Robert Norberton. What manner of man is he?
Dr. Watson
He nearly came within your province once.
Sherlock Holmes
Within my province? How was that?
Dr. Watson
There was a most unsavoury type. Sam Brewer, the money lender.
Sherlock Holmes
The one who has premises in Curzon Street?
Dr. Watson
That's the fellow. It happened on Newmarket Heath. Norberton was already pretty deep in, but he asked for an extension of credit. Brewer refused him point blank. And he wasn't exactly discreet about it either. Norberton saw red and took a horsewhip to him. Brewer was lucky to get away with his life.
Sherlock Holmes
What a remarkable character. Does he often indulge himself in that fashion?
Dr. Watson
He has the name of being a very dangerous man. He's just about the most daredevil rider in England. Second in the Grand National a few years back.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, I remember it. The horse was there. What was his name? Patroclus. That's it.
Josiah Barnes
He's one of those men who's been
Dr. Watson
born out of his time. He should have been a buck in the days of the Regency. A boxer, an athlete, a plunger on the turf, a lover of fair ladies and by all accounts some queer street that he may never find his way back again.
Sherlock Holmes
Capital, Watson. A perfect thumbnail sketch. I already seem to know the man. Now, can you give me some idea of Shoscombe Old Place?
Dr. Watson
No, I can't tell you about the house. It's supposed to go back centuries, but for the past 20 years it's been the home of the Shoskin studio. The training quarters are there too.
Sherlock Holmes
And the head trainer is John Mason.
Dr. Watson
How do you know that?
Sherlock Holmes
Nothing surprising about my naming it Watson. I happen to have received a letter from him. But tell me more about Shoscombe. I seem to have struck a rich vein.
Dr. Watson
There are the Shoscombe spaniels, of course. You hear of them at every dog show. No, they're the most exclusive breed in England and the special pride of the lady of Shoscombe Old Place.
Sherlock Holmes
Sir Robert Norberton's wife, I presume. Good Lord.
Dr. Watson
Now, Robert has never married. Just as well, I should think, considering his prospects and his reputation. He lives with his widowed sister, Lady Beatrice Fulda.
Sherlock Holmes
You mean that she lives with him?
Dr. Watson
No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant at all. The house belonged to her late husband, Sir James Fulda. Her brother has no claims on it at all. His sister has only a life interest in the estate and it reverts to her husband's brother at her death. Meantime, she draws the rents every year.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, and brother Robert, I suppose, spends said rents?
Dr. Watson
That's about the size of it. He's a devil of a fellow. I must lead her a most uneasy life. Yet I have heard that she's devoted
Sherlock Holmes
to him and to the Shoscombe spaniel
Dr. Watson
and to the spaniels. Yes, but what is the trouble at Shoscomb?
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, here, I expect, is the man who will enlighten us. Mr. John Mason.
John Mason
The same, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Kindly take a seat, Mr. Mason.
John Mason
Thank you.
Sherlock Holmes
This is my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson.
John Mason
Your servant, doctor.
Dr. Watson
Mr. Mason.
John Mason
You received my note, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, I received it, but it explained nothing.
John Mason
It was too delicate a situation to put the details down on paper. Rather too complicated. I could only talk about it face to face.
Sherlock Holmes
So here we are, Mr. Mason, at your disposal. Pray proceed. Very well, Mr. Holmes.
John Mason
First of all, I think that my employer, Sir Robert, has gone mad.
Dr. Watson
This is Baker street, not Harley Street.
Sherlock Holmes
What makes you say, sir?
John Mason
Well, sir, when a man does one queer thing or two queer things, there may be a meaning to it. But when everything he does comes into that category, then you begin to wonder. I believe Shoscombe Prince and the Derby have turned his brain.
Dr. Watson
Shoscombe Prince is a coat.
John Mason
You're running the best in England, Doctor. I should know if anyone does. I've had my eye on him since he first got up on his legs. Now I'll be plain with you, for I know you're a gentleman of honor and won't go beyond this.
Dr. Watson
That goes without saying, Mr. Mason.
John Mason
Thank you, Doctor. Sir Robert has got to win the Derby. He's up to his neck in trouble and it's his last chance. Everything he could raise or borrow he's put on Shoscombe Prince and a fine Arts too. Oh, you can get 40s now. But it was nearer the hundred when he began to back him.
Sherlock Holmes
But how is that when you say that the horse is so good the
John Mason
public doesn't know how good he is? Ah, Sir Robert has been too clever for the toast. He's been taking the prince's half brother out for spins around the park. You can't tell them apart, but there are two lengths and a furlong between them when it comes to a gallop.
Dr. Watson
So Robert evidently knows what he's about.
John Mason
He thinks of nothing but the horse and the race. His whole life is on it. He's holding off the money lenders till then. If the Prince fails him, he's finished.
Sherlock Holmes
It seems rather a desperate gamble. Perfectly rational. So where does the madness come in?
John Mason
Why, Mr. Holmes, you only have to look at him. I don't believe that he's had a wink of sleep this past month. He's down at the stable at all hours, day and night. His eyes are wild, staring out of his head. And then there's his conduct towards Lady Beatrice.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, what is that?
John Mason
Sir Robert and his sister always used to be the best of friends, Mr. Holmes. They had the same tastes and she loved the horses as much as he did. Every day at the same hour she'd drive down to see them and above all she loved the prince. He would prick up his ears as soon as he heard the wheels on the gravel and he'd trot out each morning to her carriage to get his lump of sugar. But that's all over now.
Dr. Watson
Why?
John Mason
Well, she suddenly seems to have lost all interest in the horses. For a week now she is driven past the stables with never so much as a good morning.
Dr. Watson
You think there's been a quarrel?
John Mason
I'm certain of it. And a bitter, savage, spiteful quarrel at that. Why else should he give away her pet spirit spaniel that she loved as if it were her child? He gave it away only a few days ago. Sir Robert gave it to old Josiah Barnes that keeps the Green Dragon.
Sherlock Holmes
Where is this inn?
John Mason
Three miles off at Grendel.
Sherlock Holmes
That certainly does seem very strange.
Dr. Watson
How's Lady Beatrice taking it? Did she seem distressed?
John Mason
She's scarcely seen about the house at all now and Sir Robert never goes nearer. With her weak heart and her dropsy, she could never go far without him and he used to spend two hours every evening in her room. And well he might, for she's been a rare good friend to him.
Dr. Watson
And that's all over now.
John Mason
Yes, Doctor, she's taken it badly. She's brooding and sulking. She's drinking.
Josiah Barnes
Drinking like a fish.
Sherlock Holmes
What did she drink before the estrangement?
John Mason
Well, she was used to take her glass but now it's often a whole bottle of an evening.
Dr. Watson
Scarcely advisable in her condition.
Sherlock Holmes
You're certain of this, Stevens?
John Mason
The butler's told me. It's all changed, gentlemen, and there's something damn rotten about it.
Sherlock Holmes
Tell me, Mr. Mason, who keeps her ladyship company?
John Mason
Well, there's her maid, Carrie Evans. She's been with her five years or
Sherlock Holmes
more and is no doubt devoted to her mistress.
John Mason
She's devoted enough, but I won't say to whom.
Dr. Watson
What on earth do you mean by that?
John Mason
I can't tell tales out of school, Doctor.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, we quite understand, Mr. Mason. Of course, the situation's clear enough. From Dr. Watson's description of Sir Robert I can realize that no woman is safe from him now. Do you think the quarrel between brother and sister may lie there?
John Mason
Well, it might do, so far as it goes.
Dr. Watson
So far as it goes it doesn't
John Mason
account for Sir Robert going off to the old crypt in the middle of the night. Nor does it help to explain who the man is that he meets there.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, tell us all about the old crypt.
John Mason
Well, you'll not get anyone to go there after twilight. It's a godforsaken place and known to be haunted.
Dr. Watson
The crypt is part of Shoscom old place, I take it?
John Mason
No, sir. It's about half a mile from the house. It was the old family burial chapel. All the folders have been laid to rest there for centuries. It's a ruin now and stands all alone in a park. And under the chapel there's a crypt. Some say it goes back to Saxon times as a dark, damp, creepy place, even by daylight.
Sherlock Holmes
And no one dares venture there after dark.
John Mason
There's a story that one of the ancestors of Lady Beatrice's late husband, they call him the Black Folder, walks every night in the dark of the moon.
Sherlock Holmes
But this Black Folder holds no terrors for Sir Robert, I take it?
John Mason
No, Mr. Holmes. It would take more than that to frighten him.
Dr. Watson
And what of this man he meets there by night?
John Mason
Well, Stevens the butler first suspected something was up just a few nights ago. He came over to the stables the following morning to tell me about.
Stevens
Must have been nearly midnight. It was raining hard as could scarcely have escaped your notice in of front, Mason. I saw him go out by the side door beneath the north tower.
Sherlock Holmes
That's his own affair surely. Perhaps he just slipped out to meet
John Mason
some fancy woman in the old crypt.
Stevens
Mind you, some people do have very peculiar tastes.
Sherlock Holmes
How can you be sure he was
John Mason
going to the old crypt?
Stevens
Sir Robert keeps a pair of field glasses by the library window where I could. I could follow the course of his lantern along the side of the walled garden and into the park. He must have given some kind of signal for there was an answering lantern flash from by the ruined chapel.
John Mason
What the devil can he be doing there?
Stevens
I can't imagine, Mr. Mason, but I mean to find out and I want you to help me.
John Mason
How do you mean?
Stevens
Come up to the house this evening. We'll have a bite to eat and I'll keep a wary eye on Sir Robert. If he sets off one of his midnight rambles again I want you to help me find out what he's up to.
John Mason
I had no wish to go, Mr. Holmes, but I didn't see how I could well refuse.
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John Mason
We hid in the bushes quaking like two bunny rabbits and watched the Robert meet the man by the ruined chapel.
Sherlock Holmes
Did he catch sight of the fellow's face?
John Mason
Well, we could see him quite clearly in the moonlight. There was no one I knew, haggard yellow face, mean dog I should say.
Dr. Watson
And what could they have been doing in the crypt?
John Mason
As to that, Dr. Stevens and I took a look round there yesterday morning. Sir Robert had gone up to London for the day.
Stevens
Hardly a pleasant place, is it Mr. Mason? I never did care for this kind of thing.
John Mason
Can't say I want to linger. Oh, nothing seems to have been disturbed.
Stevens
What about that piece of board in the corner?
John Mason
Nothing much I fancy.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh.
Stevens
Oh dear, how very nasty.
John Mason
It's part of a human skull, a few bits of bone.
Sherlock Holmes
You informed the police I suppose?
John Mason
Well sir, I thought it would hardly interest them. The bones may well have been 500 years old. They could have just fallen out of one of the ancient coffins. But I'm sure Mr. Pulfriman would never just stow them away in a corner like that.
Sherlock Holmes
And who is Mr. Pulframan?
John Mason
He's one of the vergers.
Sherlock Holmes
The church, sir.
John Mason
Chapel is his particular responsibility.
Sherlock Holmes
Now you say Sir Robert was away yesterday? Well, has he returned?
John Mason
We expect him back today.
Sherlock Holmes
And when was it he gave away his sister's dog?
John Mason
It was just a week ago today. The creature was howling outside the old well house and Sir Robert was in one of his tantrums that morning. He caught it up and I thought he would have killed it. He gave it to Sandy Bay na jockey and told her to take the dog to old Barnes at the Green Dragon for he never wished his see it again.
Sherlock Holmes
It's all very intriguing. I'm not clear yet what you want me to do in this matter, Mr. Mason. Can't you make it more. More definite?
John Mason
Perhaps this will make it more definite, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, perhaps it will. Good Lord. A charred fragment of bell. Where did you get it?
John Mason
There is a central heating furnace in a cellar underneath Lady Beatrice's room. It's been off for some time but Sir Robert complained of the cold and added on again. Harvey, he's one of the stable lads, has charge of it. He found the bone when he was raking the cinders this morning. He didn't like the look of it.
Sherlock Holmes
Nor do I. What do you make of it, Watson?
Dr. Watson
It's the upper condyle of a human femur. Exactly what I thought.
Sherlock Holmes
When does the lad tend to the furnace?
John Mason
He makes it up every morning, leaves it.
Sherlock Holmes
Then anyone could go there during the night.
John Mason
That's correct.
Sherlock Holmes
Can you enter it from outside?
John Mason
There's one door for me. Outside there's another which leads up by a stair to the passage by Lady Beatrice's room.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes. These are deep waters, Mr. Mason. Deep and rather murky. Now you say that Sir Robert was not at home last night?
John Mason
No, sir.
Sherlock Holmes
No. Then whoever was burning bones, it was not he. That would seem to be the case. I think we might take a look into this, Watson. You might perhaps make the. The Green Dragon her headquarters, huh?
Dr. Watson
And keep an eye on her ladyship's Spaniel.
Sherlock Holmes
Is there good fishing in that part of Berkshire?
John Mason
Well, sir, I've heard there are trout in the mill stream. There's pike in the whole lake.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, that's good enough. Watson and I, famous fisherman, are we not, Watson? Complete anglers, huh? It might be best if we don't see each other, Mr. Mason. But a note will reach us, and no doubt I could find you if I need to. You should address us in future at the Green Dragon. We should reach there tonight.
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
I'm sorry, gentlemen. I don't know what's come over.
Josiah Barnes
You've got our telegram, I take it? Oh, yes, sir.
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
I'll put you in the two rooms at the back overlooking the garden. Get out. What's the matter with you?
John Mason
I'll get the board to take your
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
bags up and your fishing tack. There's no mistaking what you've come here for, sir.
Sherlock Holmes
A famous place for trout, I believe that's what we've heard.
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Well, not exactly here, sir. You would best try the verret.
Dr. Watson
The Verret?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
It's about three miles out on the north side of the village, sir. You'll be bound to find trout there.
Sherlock Holmes
What about the hall lake and the chance of a pike?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Oh, that would never do, sir. You might happen to find yourself in the lake before you were thrown.
Dr. Watson
How is that, Mr. Barnes?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Well, it's Sir Robert, sir. He's terribly jealous of touts.
Sherlock Holmes
Do we look like touts?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Goodness, no, gentlemen. But Sir Robert is mighty suspicious of any stranger who comes within these parts. The whole lake's not a quarter of a mile from his training quarters. If he sees you there, he'll be after you, sure as fate. Ain't taking no chances. Sir Robert ain't.
Sherlock Holmes
Who is this Sir Robert?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Sir Robert Norberton. He has a horse centred for the the Derby.
Dr. Watson
And he fancies his chances, I take it?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Oh, yes, sir. We have all of us put our money on the horse. And Sir Roberts backed him with everything he possesses. I suppose you ain't by any chance on the turf yourself, sir?
Sherlock Holmes
Good Lord, no.
Mr. Palfreyman
Just two weary Londoners with the need
Dr. Watson
to put some good Berkshire air into their foggy lungs.
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Well, you're in the right place for that. There's a deal of it lying about. But mind what I've told you about Sir Robert. He's a sort that strikes for first and speaks afterwards.
Sherlock Holmes
You think we're likely to come across him?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Well, not for a day or so, sir. He's gone up to London. But I don't want no trouble. If you two go straying about the park and he finds out that you've been putting up here just to keep clear of the park, if you please, gentlemen.
Dr. Watson
You need not concern yourself about that, Mr. Barnes. We certainly shall.
Sherlock Holmes
By the way, that was the most beautiful spaniel that made such a fuss when we arrived. Was it red?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
L should say it was. It was. Sir Robert himself has gave it to me. That's why I have to keep it on a lead.
Sherlock Holmes
It would be off back to the
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
all in a jiffy if I gave it its head.
Sherlock Holmes
Would it indeed?
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
Well, if you'll forgive me gentlemen, I mustn't stay here gossiping. Just let me know if there's anything you want. As I say, the verit up by Ose end is the place to take a trouter to.
Josiah Barnes
We'll give it a try, Mr. Barnes. Thanks for your advice.
Innkeeper (Mr. Barnes)
If there's anything you require gentlemen, just ring the bell.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you, Mr. Barnes. We're getting some cards in her hand, Watson. That's not an easy one to play. But we may see our way in a day or two. Since the robber's sit in London we might perhaps enter the sacred domain without fear of bodily assault. There are one or two points on which I'd like reassurance. You have a theory home? No, it's too soon for anything so substantial. But of this I am sure something happened a week ago which has cut deep into the heart of the Shoscombe household.
Dr. Watson
And what do you suppose that could be?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, we can only get at it from its effects. They seem to be of a curiously mixed character. But that should help us. It's only the colorless, uneventful case which is hopeless.
Dr. Watson
I don't quite follow you. What effects do you mean?
Sherlock Holmes
Consider the data, Watson. Sir Robert no longer visits his invalid sister. He gives away her favorite dog to the innkeeper. Her dog, Watson? Does that suggest nothing to you? Nothing but a brother's spite? Well, it might be so. Or. Well, there is an alternative.
Dr. Watson
What alternative?
Sherlock Holmes
Let's continue our review of the situation from the time that the quarrel began.
Dr. Watson
We don't know that there was a quarrel.
Sherlock Holmes
Well, for the sake of argument I suppose that there was. The lady keeps to her room, alters her habit, is not seen, save when she drives out in her carriage, refuses to stop at the stables to greet her favorite horse and apparently takes the drink. Yes, that covers the case, does it not?
Dr. Watson
Save for the business in the crypt.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, that's another line of thought. There are two. And I beg you, do not entangle them. No, no, no, no. Line A which concerns Lady Beatrice has a. Has a vaguely sinister flavor, has it not?
Dr. Watson
I can make nothing of it.
Sherlock Holmes
Can you not? Well then let us take up line B which concerns Sir Robert. Now he's determined to win the Derby, he's in the hands of the moneylenders and may at any moment be sold up and and his racing stables seized by his creditors. He's a daring and desperate man. He derives all his income from his sister. His sister's maid is his willing tool. So far we seem to be on fairly secure ground, do we not?
Dr. Watson
But the crypt.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah yes, the crypt. Let us suppose it's merely a scandalous supposition, a hypothesis put forward for argument's sake that Sir Robert has done away with his sister.
Dr. Watson
But my dear Holmes, that is out of the question.
Sherlock Holmes
Very possibly.
Stevens
What?
Dr. Watson
Sir Robert is a man of honorable
Sherlock Holmes
style, but you do occasionally find a carrion crow among the eagles. Let's for a moment argue upon this supposition. He couldn't fly the country until he'd realized his fortune. And that fortune could only be realized by winning the derby with Shoscombe Prince. Therefore he still has to stand his ground.
Dr. Watson
But how does he do that?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, to begin with he'd have to dispose of the body of his victim and he'd also have to find a substitute who would impersonate her with the maid as a confidant. That would not be impossible. His sister's body might be conveyed to the crypt, which is a place of evil reputation and seldom visited. And it might be secretly destroyed at night in the furnace, leaving behind it such evidence as we've already seen. What do you say to that, Watson?
Dr. Watson
Well, it is all possible, I suppose, if you grant the original monstrous supposition.
Sherlock Holmes
I think that there's a small experiment we may try tomorrow. Might throw some light on the matter. First of all, we need some good reason why we cannot go fishing. Something we've forgotten that could rule out the whole day.
Dr. Watson
We could have forgotten our spoonbait pass.
Sherlock Holmes
A spoonbait capital. And I think that I'll propose to Mr. Josiah Barnes that we take his highly bred black spaniel for a walk in the direction of Shoscombe Old Park. I can't say I care very much for the heraldic griffins on the gate.
Dr. Watson
Too ostentatious by heart.
Sherlock Holmes
We may trust the book boy at the inn. It's by this gate that Lady Beatrice takes her midday drive in her open barouche.
Dr. Watson
It's nearly 12 now.
Sherlock Holmes
The carriage will have to slow down while the gates are opened. When it comes through and before it gathers speed again, I want you, Watson, to stop the coachman with some question.
Josiah Barnes
Rather, I think that might be arranged. Ah, that must be them.
Dr. Watson
Now.
Josiah Barnes
What will you be doing?
Sherlock Holmes
Never mind about me. I'll stand behind this holly bush with the dog and see what I can see.
Dr. Watson
Very well.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, here they are. Lady Beatrice smothered in shaws, the veil over her face and a girl who looks no better than she should be by her side. The maid, I presume. The man's coming out to open the gates. Off you go, Watson. Good day, your ladyship.
Josiah Barnes
I say, coachman. I say,
Dr. Watson
can you tell me if
Josiah Barnes
Sir Robert is at Shoscombe Old Place?
Sherlock Holmes
Gently now, boy, gently now. Then go, go. Your missus.
Coachman
Get the horse away. Get it away. Get it off me. Drive on, man, drive on.
Josiah Barnes
Come here, boy.
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Come here.
Sherlock Holmes
Come here,
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Sherlock Holmes
You thought it was your mistress, didn't you? Turned out to be a strange ranger, didn't you?
Josiah Barnes
Well then, are you satisfied?
Sherlock Holmes
Dogs don't make mistakes.
Sir Robert Norberton
But it was a man's voice.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly, Watson. We've added one car to our hand, but it needs careful playing all the same.
Josiah Barnes
So how should we proceed?
Sherlock Holmes
First we shall take this highly perceptive creature back to the Green Dragon and then we shall miraculously discover that we brought our bait after all.
Josiah Barnes
But why should we want to do that?
Sherlock Holmes
Because I've arranged to meet our good friend Mr. Mason by the Mill Street. No, no, no, no, no.
Josiah Barnes
If you throw your line like that
Dr. Watson
you'll put the fear of God into
Josiah Barnes
every fish for half a mile.
Sherlock Holmes
Do I have to remind you that we're not here to fish?
Josiah Barnes
Since we are here, we may as
Dr. Watson
well try to keep up a decent appearance.
Sherlock Holmes
Cast your line lightly, Holmes. Lightly. Very well, Lightly I said.
John Mason
Good evening, gentlemen.
Josiah Barnes
Ah, good evening, Mr. Mason.
John Mason
I got your note, Mr. Holmes. It came as quickly as I could.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Robert returned?
John Mason
Not yet, but I've received word that he's expected tonight.
Sherlock Holmes
Yeah, and there's no time to be lost. I'm skipping to the play.
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Sherlock Holmes
Will you take us there?
John Mason
I can't afford to do that, Mr. Holmes. At the moment he returns home he'll want to see me to get the latest news about Shoscombe Prince.
Sherlock Holmes
It'll take too long for us to root about the place on our own. Is there someone who knows the crypt well?
John Mason
Well, there's Mr. Palfreyman, the verger.
Dr. Watson
Can he be trusted not to tell Sir Robert?
John Mason
If you care to make it worth his while, Doctor, his duties here have given him a taste for things spiritual.
Dr. Watson
Whiskey?
John Mason
Gin, I believe. But what am I to say?
Sherlock Holmes
Your purpose is.
John Mason
Do I tell him who you are?
Sherlock Holmes
Inform him that Mr. Podmore and Dr. Gurney from the Society for Psychical Research have come to investigate the legend of the black folder and wish to examine his grave. That should give us sufficient cover, I think.
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Mr. Palfreyman
Have a care, gentlemen. The stair is steep and the treads are worn away.
Sherlock Holmes
Place smells violent.
Mr. Palfreyman
The dead don't smell sweet. There are nine centuries of them in this place. But you gentlemen must be accustomed to this kind of thing.
Sherlock Holmes
Every place seems to have its own aura. I feel that we're in the presence of some mysterious ebook.
Josiah Barnes
Coffins of lead, coffins of stone, coffins
Dr. Watson
of wood, all piled up on top of one another as if they were so much lumber.
Sherlock Holmes
Who can tell what strange causes and effects there may be beyond the veil? Kindly be our guide to this place, Mr. Popham. Who is buried here?
Mr. Palfreyman
Oh, I only wish I could tell you, Mr. Portmore. I know the recent ones, of course. Those from the 16th century onwards. They're all the wooden coffins stacked over there. The last Lord Calder, Lady Beatrice's husband, is the one on top.
Josiah Barnes
And the coffins of stone?
Mr. Palfreyman
Oh, some of them are said to go back before the conquest, but they contain nothing more than dust. Dust and a few scraps of bone.
Sherlock Holmes
Quite, quite.
Dr. Watson
And the.
Sherlock Holmes
The lead coffins here?
Mr. Palfreyman
Oh, they're mostly from medieval times.
Sherlock Holmes
And what can you tell me about the coffin there? The one that stands beside the stair?
Mr. Palfreyman
Oh, my God. May the Lord save us.
Sherlock Holmes
What's the matter, man?
Mr. Palfreyman
Well, it's never stood there before. Well, I staked my life on it, but it kind of moved itself. What is happening in this place?
Sherlock Holmes
That is precisely what Dr. Gurney and I are here to investigate. Now, Mr. Paltryman, it would be as well, I think, if you were to leave us.
Mr. Palfreyman
Oh, if that's what you wish, sir.
Sherlock Holmes
The test that we have to carry out will only be hampered by the presence of anyone not accustomed to our methods.
Mr. Palfreyman
But you will close the vault when you leave?
Josiah Barnes
Rest assured, Mr. Paltryman.
Mr. Palfreyman
And I'll leave you to it. Gentlemen.
Josiah Barnes
Thank you for all your help, Mr. Paulman.
Mr. Palfreyman
A pleasure, gentlemen, A pleasure.
Sherlock Holmes
Let's just make certain that he's really going away. Watson. There's a good fellow.
Josiah Barnes
Yes, he's walking off quite briskly.
Dr. Watson
Probably wants to get back to the bottle of gin we gave him.
Sherlock Holmes
Now then, it's time to lay the ghosts of Shoscombe Chapel. Let's take a closer look at the coffin by the stairs.
Dr. Watson
Stairs seemed to give Mr. Pman quite a fright.
Sherlock Holmes
It should have done. Look closely, Watson, at the edges of a coffin lid. Someone's cut along the whole line of it, secured by these two clamps. That should be an easy matter to open it up. You have the jimmy? In my pocket here now. Excellent. Now help me up with the lid. Good Lord. Who the devil are you?
Josiah Barnes
What do you think you're doing? What the hell are you doing on my property?
John Mason
Do you hear me?
Josiah Barnes
Who are you?
Sherlock Holmes
Sir Robert Norberton, I believe I have a question to ask you. Who is this within the coffin? What is this body doing here?
Sir Robert Norberton
How came you to know of this? What business is it of yours?
Sherlock Holmes
My name is Sherlock Holmes. Possibly it's familiar to you. In any case my business is that of every other good citizen to uphold the law. It seems to me that you have much to answer for before God.
Sir Robert Norberton
Mr. Holmes, I swear to you that it is not as it seems. Appearances are against me, I admit, but I could act no otherwise.
Sherlock Holmes
I should be happy to think so, but I fear your explanations must be for the police.
Sir Robert Norberton
Well, if it must be, it must be. Come up to the house with me and you can judge for yourself how the matter stands.
Dr. Watson
So what do you suppose Sir Robert means to do now?
Sherlock Holmes
To present us for the justification of his strange conduct? Watson, what else do you believe?
Dr. Watson
That he murdered his sister. That was Lady Beatrice in the coffin, I take it?
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, most certainly.
Dr. Watson
As for his guilt, I prefer to
Sherlock Holmes
reserve my judgment till I've heard what
Dr. Watson
he has to say.
Sherlock Holmes
But mark my words, Sir Robert is a desperate man. He's prepared to take any course that will save him and I suspect that he would not stop short of murder.
Mr. Norlett
I refuse to be dragged into this.
Sir Robert Norberton
It has nothing to do with me.
Mrs. Norlett
If you know what's good for you, you'll do as the Robert says.
Sir Robert Norberton
For God's sake keep quiet both of you, until I've had my.
Sherlock Holmes
Who are these people, Sir Robert, and what have they to do with the case?
Sir Robert Norberton
They are Mr. And Mrs. Norlett. Mrs. Norlet, under a maiden name of Evans, has for some years been my sister's confidential maid.
Mrs. Norlett
Good evening, gentlemen.
Sherlock Holmes
Good evening. Evening.
Sir Robert Norberton
I've decided that my best, indeed my only course, is to explain the true position to you, Mr. Holmes. And these are the only two people on Earth who can substantiate what I say.
Mr. Norlett
I had nothing to do with it. It wasn't my idea.
Mrs. Norlett
Will you hold your tongue?
Sir Robert Norberton
I will take all the responsibility upon myself and all it. And you have nothing to fear.
Mr. Norlett
You've left it a bit late to tell me that.
Sir Robert Norberton
You've gone pretty deeply into my affairs, Mr. Holmes, or I should not have found you where I did. How the devil you came to me there I cannot imagine.
Josiah Barnes
You obviously know very little of my
Dr. Watson
colleague's reputation, Sir Robert.
Sherlock Holmes
I know that you're running a dark horse for the Derby, Sir Robert. And that you've staked everything upon it.
Sir Robert Norberton
I've staked my life upon it, Mr. Holmes. If I win, all is easy.
Dr. Watson
And if you lose?
Sir Robert Norberton
I dare not think of it. I cannot think of it.
Sherlock Holmes
We understand all that very well, Sir Robert.
Sir Robert Norberton
I am dependent upon my sister, Lady Beatrice for everything. For the estate, for the horses, for the very clothes on my back. But you must understand that her interest in the estate and in the ford of fortune is for her lifetime.
Sherlock Holmes
Only for her own lifetime. Yes.
Sir Robert Norberton
It has always been my greatest fear that if my sister were to die, my creditors would be onto the estate like a flock of vultures. Everything would be seized on my stables, my horses, everything. Well, Mr. Holmes, my sister did die
Sherlock Holmes
just a week ago. And you told no one.
Sir Robert Norberton
What could I do? I was faced with absolute ruin. If I could only stave things off for three weeks everything would be well. My sister's maid's husband. This man here is an actor.
Mr. Norlett
I told you I won't be dragged into this.
Sir Robert Norberton
It came into our head.
Mr. Norlett
I had nothing what ever to do with it. It wasn't my idea.
Sir Robert Norberton
It came into my head that he could for that short period impersonate my sister. It was but a case of appearing daily in the carriage.
Mrs. Norlett
No one else ever saw her, you see, except for me.
Dr. Watson
What was the cause of your sister's death, Sir Robert?
Sir Robert Norberton
She died of dropsy, Dr. Watson. She'd been suffering from it for years.
Sherlock Holmes
That will be a matter for the coroner to decide. So what did you do?
Sir Robert Norberton
The body could not remain here at Shoscombe on the first night in all that I carried it into the old well house which is now never used.
Mr. Norlett
He forced me into it. I had no wish to be part of your side.
Sir Robert Norberton
Unfortunately, her pet spaniel refused to leave her side and wailed so piteously that it was essential to get rid of it as quickly as possible.
Dr. Watson
And so you gave it to the landlord of the Green Dragon.
Sir Robert Norberton
There seems to be precious little that you two haven't discovered. After I disposed of the dog, we carried the body by night to the old folder crypt. There was no indignity or irreverence. I do not feel that I have wronged the dead.
Sherlock Holmes
Your conduct seems to me to be inexcusable, Sir Robert.
Sir Robert Norberton
It's easy to preach, Mr. Holmes.
Josiah Barnes
You shovel your poor sister away in
Dr. Watson
a stinking vault without ceremony.
Sir Robert Norberton
It is still consecrated ground, Doctor. And it seemed no dishonour to give her a temporary resting place in the coffin of one of her husband's ancestors.
Mrs. Norlett
May I say something?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, Mrs. Norlett.
Mrs. Norlett
I am certain that Lady Beatrice would have borne Sir Robert no ill will for what he has done. She would not have wished to see shame and ruin fall upon him. I know that she would have understood.
Sir Robert Norberton
Thank you, Carrie.
Sherlock Holmes
Continue your story, Sir Robert.
Sir Robert Norberton
We opened up one of the coffins and removed the contents.
Sherlock Holmes
The remains of Ralph de Faldo, I believe.
Sir Robert Norberton
It did not seem to me to matter much who it was. We placed my sister in the coffin as you discovered. As to the old relics which we had taken out, Norlett and I removed them and he burned them in the furnace beneath my sister's room.
Mr. Norlett
I was only doing what he told me to, Mr. And he promised to pay you handsomely.
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Sherlock Holmes
I have no doubt. But there is one flaw in your narrative, Sir Robert. Your bets on the race and therefore your hopes for the future would have held good even if your creditors had seized the estate.
Sir Robert Norberton
No, Mr. Holmes, the horse itself would be part of the estate. Shoscombe Prince would go along with everything else. What do my creditors care for my bets? As likely as not, they would not run the horse at all. My chief creditor is unhappily my most bitter enemy. A rascally fellow.
Dr. Watson
Sam Brewer, the man you took a horse with to on Newmarket Heath?
Sir Robert Norberton
The very same. Doctor. Do you suppose that he would try to save me?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, Sir Robert, this matter must of course be referred to the police. It was my duty to bring the facts to light and there I must leave it.
Sir Robert Norberton
But surely, Mr. Holmes, you must understand
Sherlock Holmes
the morality or decency of your own conduct. It's not for me to express an
Sir Robert Norberton
opinion but if this should get about before the Derby I shall be ruined.
Mrs. Norlett
Surely Mr. Holmes, you must see that the least hint of a scandal of this kind would be certain to make Sir Robert's creditors foreclose on him. Nothing can harm Lady Beatrice now and the poor wretch who was shovelled out of his grave has been dead for 500 years. Can you not hold your hand until after the race?
Sherlock Holmes
The law must take its course, Mrs. Norland. But it would give me no satisfaction to see Sir Robert ruined. My report on these strange proceedings will fall on the Commissioner's desk the day after the Derby. But have a care, Sir Robert, I am not unknown to the police. The least word from me may influence the outcome for good or ill.
Sir Robert Norberton
I have Learned my lesson, Mr. Holmes, and I am very grateful. You have been most understanding.
Sherlock Holmes
Then as it's nearly midnight I think, Watson, that we'll make our way back to our humble lodging. The outcome rests in the hands of fortune, Sir Robert.
Josiah Barnes
No, no, thank you.
Street Vendor
It bring you good luck, sir. Never fails. No, no, you'll regret it if you don't. Who knows what nasty fate might catch up with you.
Sherlock Holmes
Go on, sir.
Street Vendor
Only a penny.
Josiah Barnes
Oh very well.
Street Vendor
Here, let me pin it to your coat. May fortune smile upon you, sir.
Paul Freeman
Doctor Watson,
Josiah Barnes
Dr. Waser, Mr. Mason.
Paul Freeman
Come to see the case through to the end and eh, nothing of the kind.
Josiah Barnes
I'll have you know Mr. Mason, that I particularly attended every derby for the last ten years.
Paul Freeman
Is Mr. Holmes here?
Josiah Barnes
No, no, it seems he had to attend a highly confidential meeting with a Turkish ambassador. What are you doing out here? Shouldn't you be with Soft and Prince?
Paul Freeman
Oh, there's no need for me to worry Doctor, not with Sir Robert around. You won't let him out of his sight for 10 seconds. He's put everything he possesses on that horse and a good deal that he doesn't.
Josiah Barnes
He must be a very anxious man.
Paul Freeman
Well if he is he isn't letting it show. He's cool as a cucumber he is. Ever since you and Mr. Holmes had
John Mason
your little encounter with him in the
Paul Freeman
crypts he's been a changed man. Courteous, considerate.
Josiah Barnes
He has good reason to be. He was lucky to be let off the hook. Mind you, if that young woman hadn't put in a word for him.
Paul Freeman
What woman?
Josiah Barnes
Mrs. Norlett.
Paul Freeman
Mrs. Norlett. Oh, so that's the game now, is it?
Josiah Barnes
I don't follow you.
Paul Freeman
Well, I suppose he thinks that by passing her off as that fellow's wife, no one will raise an eyebrow. They're staying on at Shoscombe Old Place. She's still playing Carrie Evans. And he's Evans too. Her brother has been sponging off her for years.
Josiah Barnes
Not a very edifying specimen of humanity.
Paul Freeman
Well, I better be getting back to Shoskin Prince. Not long ago now.
Josiah Barnes
And Sir Robert's creditors, are they holding
Paul Freeman
off until the race is over? After all, it's in their interest if the Prince wins, they'll get their money back. So they'll be cheering him on with
John Mason
the rest of us.
Josiah Barnes
Good luck to you all, Mr. Mason.
Paul Freeman
Thank you, Doctor.
Sherlock Holmes
Hey, you look like a man who knows what's what.
Josiah Barnes
I beg your pardon?
Sherlock Holmes
Want a tip?
Josiah Barnes
A tip?
Sherlock Holmes
It's a sure thing.
Josiah Barnes
Look, just run along with. Kindly leave me alone.
Sherlock Holmes
You can stake your war wound pension on him.
Josiah Barnes
Good Lord.
Sherlock Holmes
Is that you, Holmes?
Josiah Barnes
I thought you were with the Turkish Emphatic.
Sherlock Holmes
I thought that my time might be better employed down here keeping a wary eye on Sir Robert, making sure that he plays the game.
Josiah Barnes
How do you mean?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, there are a hundred ways in which a man can influence the course of a race if he puts his mind to it. If by any chance Sir Robert does win this race, I want to be certain that he does so fairly and squarely. Hence, mighty scoi, it certainly took me in.
Josiah Barnes
And what have you found out?
Sherlock Holmes
That Sir Robert is the soul of honor. To test him, I even venture to put a little temptation in his way myself and suggested a few subtle ways by which the performance of some of his keenest rivals might be in.
Josiah Barnes
And how did he react?
Sherlock Holmes
I was lucky to escape the fate he once handed out. A Sam Brewer, the Norberton horse whip.
Josiah Barnes
The race is about to begin.
Sherlock Holmes
I must get rid of my little disguise. I'll see you half the race in the winner's enclosure.
Coachman
Come on, Sh and Prince. Come on, old boy, you can do it. That's it, enough. The rooms. Yes, come on, come on. Shut friends, come on.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, you lovely old knack. Well, Sir Robert, I could have wished for no other outcome. You've won. You deserve to win.
Sir Robert Norberton
I deserve nothing, Mr. Holmes. I was lucky to be able to run the horse at all.
Josiah Barnes
And now at last you can be
Dr. Watson
free of your creditors.
Sir Robert Norberton
With £80,000 in my pocket, I shall be able to do better than that. And the first thing I shall do is to erect a suitable memorial to
Sherlock Holmes
my Dear sister, you'll have to face an inquest before. That's a wonder. But I trust I'll be able to persuade the police and the coroner to take a lenient view of the matter.
Sir Robert Norberton
I cannot express my gratitude, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
The worst you can expect will probably be a mild censure for delaying to register your sister's decease.
Sir Robert Norberton
And that's considerably better than I deserve. Goodbye, Mr. Holmes. Goodbye, doctor.
Mr. Palfreyman
Goodbye.
Josiah Barnes
Goodbye, Sir Robert, and congratulations. It was a fine race.
Sir Robert Norberton
Thank you, Doctor.
Sherlock Holmes
Yourself. And now, Watson, I think we can take leave of these joyful scenes and return to the modest tranquility of 221B Baker Street.
Josiah Barnes
Yes, of course. There is one little thing to be cleared up before we leave.
Sherlock Holmes
What is that?
Josiah Barnes
I must collect my winning.
Narrator
In Shoscomb Old Place, Sherlock Holmes was played by Clive Medicine and Dr. Watson by Michael Williams with Nicholas Le Prevo as John Mason and Donald Pickering as A Robert Norberton. Paul Freeman was played by Desmond Llewellyn, Josiah Barnes by Jonathan Adams, Stevens by George Parsons, Carrie by Susanna Corbett, Norlett by Jonathan Keeble, and the Gypsy by Becky Hindley. Other parts were played by members of the cast. The violinist was Leonard Friedman. Shoscombe Old Place was dramatized for radio by Michael Bakewell and directed by Enid Williams.
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Date: August 1, 2026
Main Cast (Radio Drama):
This episode features a dramatized adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s final Sherlock Holmes short story, "Shoscombe Old Place." Holmes and Watson are drawn into the mysterious happenings at the Shoscombe estate, where sinister events surround the upcoming Derby, the erratic behavior of Sir Robert Norberton, and the fate of his sister, Lady Beatrice. Family intrigue, financial desperation, and clever detection drive this atmospheric tale set in the English countryside.
In the family crypt, Holmes and Watson unearth a coffin with a body—Sir Robert bursts in, leading to a dramatic confrontation.
Holmes gently condemns but shows understanding, agreeing to delay his report until after the race, showing rare compassion.
Holmes on the forensic clue:
On Norberton’s character:
Holmes’s theory:
Sir Robert’s confession:
Holmes’s ethical verdict:
Finale:
This dramatization captures the classic Holmesian blend of logical deduction, dry humor, and Victorian atmosphere.
"Shoscombe Old Place" is a sophisticated country house mystery filled with gothic touches, forensic clues, and Holmes’s unmatched deductive prowess. This radio adaptation faithfully conveys the suspense, complexity, and humanity of Conan Doyle’s tale—showcasing Holmes’s skill not only in detection but in measured compassion when justice and mercy must be weighed.
Recommended for listeners who enjoy classic detective radio, psychological intrigue, and the moral dilemmas at the heart of Sherlock Holmes’s greatest cases.