
(107) Escape - The Shanghai Document
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Dr. Jane Roemer
Ch. Ch.
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Tonight we escape to the interior of China and a journey of terror down the Yangtze river from Chungking to Shanghai. As John and Gwen Bagney tell it in their gripping story of a people in turmoil. The Shanghai Document.
Tony Dana
The Yangtze river is a gray gash through the heart of China, the artery that pulsates day and night with displaced humanity. From Chungking to Shanghai, it's 1500 crooked miles through deep gutted gorges. But for those of us who took the steamer downriver in those frantic months just after the war, it was a voyage dominated by fear and intrigue and danger. It started in the saloon of the ten golden pieces, over a glass of gin, in the company of the man whose face wore many racial strains but no pride of ancestry and no hope for his descendants. And no names as far as I could discover, other than the Eurasian.
Vickers
The word re echoes in the marketplace that you desperately seek transportation to Shanghai.
Tony Dana
The word is correct. The word is also correct. And I'm straight.
Vickers
One wonders if you lack money.
Tony Dana
No, I lack influence.
Vickers
One knows of a way to Shanghai.
Lieutenant Chen
What?
Tony Dana
You know of a way.
Vickers
Have you the courage to attempt the Yangtze in a junk?
Tony Dana
Well, at this point I would consider doing it in a canoe.
Vickers
One hears of a junk that is obtainable for a price.
Tony Dana
How much?
Vickers
One can always make a deal.
Tony Dana
Where is this junk? Can I see it?
Vickers
It's on the opposite bank of the Kialin at the dock at Kiangpei.
Tony Dana
Could I rent it or could I hire it?
Vickers
You would have to buy it.
Tony Dana
Buy It. I couldn't navigate it myself.
Vickers
I have thought of that. The owner would take you to Shanghai where you would, in gratitude, return the junk to him as a gift.
Tony Dana
Oh, I see. I buy it here and give it back to him at Shanghai. That's a cute wrinkle.
Vickers
You do not favor the wrinkle?
Tony Dana
Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. If I can get out of Chung King, I'm crazy about it. Come on, come on, let's go.
Vickers
One moment. The money. It must be an American dollar.
Tony Dana
Oh, well, of course.
Vickers
Then as you say. Okay, let's go.
Tony Dana
We slogged through the slime of the gutters. The night was misty. A chill wind carried with it the stench of the river. And it carried to the unforgettable stench of poverty and death. The Eurasian led me down the thousand stone steps to the waterfront. Where a sampan ferried us across to the suburb known as Kiang Bay. There, at an ill lit makeshift dock, the Eurasian talked to a wizened coolie while I inspected the junk. What's the matter? What's he saying?
Vickers
He does not wish to take you.
Tony Dana
Oh, well, you can tell him it's okay with me. Junk's a good name for this boat. It's exactly what it is. I wouldn't risk my life in it back in the Arkansas River.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh, wait.
Vickers
Where are you going?
Tony Dana
Back across the river. Chung King.
Vickers
But you are anxious to get to Shanghai.
Tony Dana
Not that anxious.
Vickers
But what about my commission?
Tony Dana
Look, I didn't buy the boat, did I?
Vickers
I've gone through a good deal of trouble for you tonight. You have money?
Tony Dana
I'm sorry. I can't help it.
Vickers
Oh, no, you don't leave me alike.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Wait a minute. Lie still.
Tony Dana
Huh?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I said lie still.
Tony Dana
Who are you? Where is that? Oh, my back. He broke my back.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Your back's not broken. Take your shirt off. I'm a doctor.
Tony Dana
Oh, how did I get here?
Dr. Jane Roemer
A dirty man in a white suit brought you.
Lieutenant Chen
Yeah?
Captain Ratigan
Yeah.
Tony Dana
The oration.
Dr. Jane Roemer
He said he found you in the street.
Tony Dana
He did, huh?
Captain Ratigan
Why?
Tony Dana
Hey, wait a minute.
Lieutenant Chen
My money.
Tony Dana
My money is gone.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Turn over on your stomach.
Captain Ratigan
No, wait a minute.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Lie face down, please.
Lieutenant Chen
Huh?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Now, where does your back hurt?
Tony Dana
All over.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Here?
Lieutenant Chen
Yeah.
Dr. Jane Roemer
What about here? Well, it's nothing. Just a pull ligament sprain. I'll get my bag and tape it for you.
Tony Dana
You're an American, aren't you?
Lieutenant Chen
Mm.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Kansas.
Tony Dana
I'm kidding. So am I. Wichita.
Dr. Jane Roemer
What happened to you tonight? Saloon brawl?
Tony Dana
No, no. I guess I was just a little too anxious. To get to Shanghai. I was. I was even considering a leaky junk down the Yanktzeam.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Why do you want to go to Shanghai?
Tony Dana
I'm correspondent. That's where the biggest story is today.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Well, if you want to go, why don't you take the river steamer?
Tony Dana
That's funny. I've only been trying for months to get a ticket on the thing.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Lie still, please. Now, inhale, Exhale. Hold it.
Lieutenant Chen
All right.
Dr. Jane Roemer
I want this adhesive to be good and tight. You know, I'm taking the boat to Shanghai tomorrow.
Lieutenant Chen
You are?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Don't talk, please. I didn't have any trouble getting a ticket.
Tony Dana
Yeah, but.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Hold still, please. This tape isn't tied. It won't do you any good. Got to have connections in China today. I was lucky. I've been out here six years. I know a lot of people there. Is that too tight? Well, it's tight, and that's the way you want it.
Tony Dana
Well, feels a lot better.
Dr. Jane Roemer
That'll do the trick, though. You'll have to keep it on at least a week.
Lieutenant Chen
Yeah.
Tony Dana
Well, how much do I owe you, Doc?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Oh, make it a pack of cigarettes.
Tony Dana
Oh, that's pretty high. Matter of fact, I haven't got quite a full pack, but you can have it.
Lieutenant Chen
Here.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Thanks.
Tony Dana
What do they call you back in Kansas?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Well, in Kansas, they call me Jane Roma. In China, I'm known as girl doctor. You know, I was just thinking. If you're really serious about wanting to go to Shanghai.
Tony Dana
Serious?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I can get you a ticket on the downriver boat tomorrow.
Tony Dana
It's almost impossible to get a ticket.
Lieutenant Chen
How?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Does it matter how I get it as long as I get it?
Tony Dana
Lady, if you can get me out of Chung King, nothing matters. I'll pay you back in Shanghai.
Dr. Jane Roemer
What's your name?
Tony Dana
Tony Dana.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Well, Tony Dana, there'll be a ticket waiting for you at the steamship office tomorrow morning. And a little money for traveling expenses.
Tony Dana
What? I. I can't believe it.
Dr. Jane Roemer
I.
Tony Dana
What are you looking at me so funny for?
Dr. Jane Roemer
You're amazing. Why, you're the first man I've ever met who didn't comment on my being both a woman and a doctor.
Tony Dana
Oh, well, now, don't get me wrong, girl doctor. The combination fascinates me. But what I like most is your ability to pull a steamer ticket out of the hat.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Oh, I have many talents.
Tony Dana
Well, let's kick him around.
Dr. Jane Roemer
No, you go to your room and rest. Take care of that back. Okay, you're the doctor, but I can tell you this.
Tony Dana
What?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I'm glad you're going To Shanghai with me.
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Tony Dana
The boat was a squat, ugly gray thing. As dirty as the river she sat in. Already her decks were cracked, crawling with discarded bits of humanity. Some asleep, some curled around their meager possessions. But in one way, they were all alike. On their faces was the great patience that is so often worn by the have nots of this world. At the head of the gang plank, a beefy looking white man was herding us aboard.
Captain Ratigan
Get these people on. Now, where's your ticket? Ticky, ticky, ticky. Okay, move along. Okay, you, next ticket.
Tony Dana
Yeah, just a minute. I got it here someplace.
Captain Ratigan
Hurry up. Get it out. I got a schedule to keep. Come on, come on.
Tony Dana
You see, my hands are full.
Captain Ratigan
Two suitcases. Nobody needs two suitcases. Leave one of them behind.
Tony Dana
But I need them both.
Captain Ratigan
I said leave one of them behind.
Tony Dana
My books are in there.
Captain Ratigan
Then leave the other one. I don't care.
Tony Dana
There's nothing on the ticket that says how much you can carry. Who are you to be pushing me around?
Captain Ratigan
I'm skipper of the scow. Ratigan. That's the name. Keep it in mind.
Tony Dana
It's just a suitcase.
Captain Ratigan
Listen, I want this river to make money. If I can pick up one paying fare in place of your precious suitcase, I'm for it. See? You got your choice, mister. Either put one suitcase off, or I put you off.
Tony Dana
He, you got a crummy racket.
Captain Ratigan
So I'm a crummy guy. Well, which is it? I'm in a hurry.
Tony Dana
Okay, okay. Now this one.
Captain Ratigan
That's better. Now let's see your ticket and your passport.
Lieutenant Chen
Here.
Captain Ratigan
Anthony Dana.
Narrator
America.
Captain Ratigan
Okay, move along. If this river wasn't so lousy. Loaded up with foreigners who don't have any business being here. Maybe we could move some Chinese.
Tony Dana
And that was my introduction to Captain Ratigan, skipper of the scow. As obnoxious a personality as I've run into, he considered every accidental a foreigner except himself. Well, I picked my way across the littered deck, climbing over soldiers and whining children. I was one of the lucky passengers. Mine was a first class ticket entitling me to a stateroom, or should I say to half a stateroom. And I was on my way to it when the Chinese officer stopped me.
Lieutenant Chen
See your papers, please.
Tony Dana
Well, I just showed my papers to the captain.
Lieutenant Chen
See your papers, your passport, everything.
Tony Dana
What is this? Everybody wants to look at my papers. Who are you anyway?
Lieutenant Chen
I am Lieutenant Chen. Will you show me your papers or shall we create unfortunate incident for you?
Tony Dana
Oh, for Pete's sake. All right, here you are.
Lieutenant Chen
That is better. It says here your name is Anthony Dener. You are American circumstances citizen. Your occupation is correspondent.
Tony Dana
Yeah, look, I know what it says. You don't have to read it to me.
Lieutenant Chen
Papers are in no doubt.
Tony Dana
I could have told you that.
Lieutenant Chen
The matter is closed. Paper in order. You may proceed to your stateroom.
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Vickers
Hello there.
Tony Dana
Ah, hello. I guess we're roommates. I'm D. Oh, I am.
Vickers
I. I mean, you are.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh, yeah.
Vickers
Well, I'm Vickers. Come in, come in, come in. Welcome, my friend.
Tony Dana
Thanks.
Vickers
Yes. You know, I've just been wondering what sort of a chap I'd draw to bunk with. Of course, I don't mind, you understand, when I'm out in the field, a missionary gets conditioned, if you know what I mean. I mean, conditioned what? A stable bit of straw or bare ground. But indoors, I remember I'm an Englishman. I like comfort, you know, pleasant company.
Tony Dana
Yeah. I hope you like cockroaches because they've got us outnumbered.
Vickers
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Cockroaches and I are old friends. I say, look here, why don't you stow your gear and come up on deck? You know, it's quite something to see when Ratigan starts his old steamer downriver. You would think it was the Queen Mary. You would, really. All the ceremony he puts into it.
Tony Dana
I wouldn't watch Ratigan launch a rocket to the moon.
Vickers
Well, that's not likely, you know. I mean, what happened? The old sea dog get your backup or something?
Tony Dana
Oh, well, he made me leave a suitcase behind. It was full of books I've been years collecting.
Vickers
Well, that sounds like him. Are you coming?
Tony Dana
No, no. You go ahead, Vickers. I'll see you later.
Lieutenant Chen
Yeah, right.
Tony Dana
As I unpacked what I needed for the trip, I could feel the old boat gather all her strength together and move groaning into the deep water channel. And I forgot about my lost books. I was on the Yangtze, on my way at last to Shanghai, on my way to the big story. And I felt a curious kind of thrill. I was part of China on the move. The cabin was close and stuffy. I went up on deck to get some air. I was kind of hoping to run into girl doctor. Then I saw her standing at the prow of the boat, talking animatedly with my roommate, the missionary.
Vickers
Ah, there you are, Dana. Glad you came up. Come on over and meet a charming fellow passenger. Dr. Roma, may I present Mr. Dana?
Dr. Jane Roemer
How do you do? Dana, did you say? It's an odd name. Have you been in China long?
Tony Dana
Well, wait a minute.
Vickers
He's an American. You know, one of your countrymen, Dr. Romer.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Oh, really?
Tony Dana
Yeah. Kansas.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Is that so?
Vickers
I say, we're lucky, aren't we, Dana? Having such a beautiful doctor aboard, huh? It might make it worth a man's while to be ill or something, eh?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I hope that won't happen. And now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unpacking to do. Awfully nice to have met you, Mr. Daner. Oh, yes. I'll see you later, Mr. Vickers.
Tony Dana
She smiled at me like you smile at a stranger you've just met. There was no sign, no sign at all of recognition. And from then on, she avoided me. At first, it made me a little sore. My male ego was wounded. I guess I thought she'd gotten me a ticket because she wanted to see me again. Now I wondered why. Had she gotten it? Nah, there was something wrong with this whole business. We were scheduled to tie up at Ichang overnight, and I was looking forward to breaking up the trip by night ashore. I was on my way to my stateroom to get my bag girl. Doctor. Doctor Roma. It's Tony. Tony Danar. What's wrong?
Narrator
Go away.
Tony Dana
I'm coming in.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Please.
Tony Dana
What's the matter? What's happened?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Nothing. Nothing, nothing. Nothing happened.
Tony Dana
You always wear your hair mussed like that? Your blouse ripped and your luggage. That's the way you like it, I suppose. Dumped sprawl all over the room.
Dr. Jane Roemer
It's none of your affair, Tony. Keep out of it.
Tony Dana
Look, you're gonna tell me what's going
Captain Ratigan
on in the house.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Please keep out of it.
Tony Dana
Oh, you're scared. You need help.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Just get out and leave me alone, all right?
Tony Dana
Maybe Captain Ratigan knows the answer.
Dr. Jane Roemer
No, wait a minute, Tony.
Tony Dana
What?
Dr. Jane Roemer
All right, I. I came into my stateroom. It was dark, but I Could tell there was somebody in here. Then he grabbed me. I tried to fight away from him. I screamed, but he got out. I turned on the light.
Tony Dana
Who was it?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I don't know. A soldier, I think. Chinese soldier.
Tony Dana
Well, what was he looking for? What are you carrying? The crown jewel.
Dr. Jane Roemer
It isn't funny, Tony. They're after the Shanghai document, but they didn't get it. Not this time.
Tony Dana
The Shanghai document? What's that?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Just a piece of paper. But it might hold the destiny of China.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh?
In what way?
Dr. Jane Roemer
A new leader has been found in the west of China. But only a few trusted people know his identity. A man who very possibly could unite his people, lead them out of war. I don't have to tell you what that means to China, Tony. The document contains his name, his plan of action and his written acceptance of the great responsibility. And it must get into the right hands in Shanghai.
Tony Dana
And if it doesn't, a lot of
Dr. Jane Roemer
heads will fall and China will have lost a chance for peace.
Tony Dana
And you, you're the messenger, huh?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Why, I'm a sympathizer. I was chosen because I'm an American. We thought they wouldn't suspect an American.
Tony Dana
Well, Ratigan's an American. I'm an American. Why pick on. Oh, hey, wait a minute. And that's the reason you got my ticket for me. That's why you've been giving me the wide berth. You were using me as a decoy in case they got wise.
Dr. Jane Roemer
I'm sorry, Tony. But you did want to get to Shanghai.
Tony Dana
Yeah, yeah. But with one stipulation. I like to get there alive.
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Tony Dana
I didn't see Girl Doctor, as the boat tied up at I Cheng. But I worried about her. Plenty girl has no business carrying a thing as explosive as the Shanghai document. Now that she dragged me into it to confuse whoever was after it. I was a little jumpy myself.
Lieutenant Chen
Mr. Dana.
Tony Dana
Oh, Lieutenant Chen.
Lieutenant Chen
You are planning to go ashore?
Tony Dana
Yeah, that was my plan.
Vickers
Why?
Lieutenant Chen
Very dangerous for American to be alone in China nowadays. Many bandits, thieves.
Tony Dana
Yeah, yeah, I know. But I hope it won't throw army regulations in an uproar if I go ashore.
Lieutenant Chen
Anyway, solly your business merely suggestion.
Tony Dana
Yeah, well, thanks. See you around, Chen.
Captain Ratigan
Hey, Dana. Dana. Where do you think you're going?
Tony Dana
Ashore? Do you mind?
Captain Ratigan
Matter of fact, I do. When I start out with a boatload of people, I like to deliver them. I don't like no trouble. And your going ashore is just asking for it.
Tony Dana
Are you trying to tell me I can't go ashore, Captain Ratigan?
Captain Ratigan
Look, sweetheart, the only thing I'm trying to tell you is what you said.
Tony Dana
So you've told me. I've been warned. Now I'd like to get going.
Captain Ratigan
Okay, bilgehead, it's your neck.
Vickers
Oh, I say. Dinner. Dinner.
Tony Dana
Here we go again.
Vickers
Are you going ashore?
Tony Dana
And what's your objection, Vickers?
Vickers
Objection? I don't get it, old boy. I was going ashore myself and I thought we might make a party of it. You know, I speak the dialect and I thought it might come in handy.
Tony Dana
Well, I thought for a minute.
Vickers
You thought what?
Tony Dana
Ah, nevermind. Come on.
Vickers
You know, the last time I was in Ichang, there was a very nice hotel. Let's try it. That is, of course, if it hasn't been bombed. The proprietor, Chinese, very good friend of mine serves Vickers.
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Wait a minute.
Tony Dana
What's that?
Lieutenant Chen
What's what? Where?
Tony Dana
There, at the foot of the gangplank. A whole platoon of soldiers.
Vickers
Oh, they're probably on the lookout for a deserter.
Lieutenant Chen
Yeah.
Tony Dana
Well, come on, let's get off the boat.
Vickers
Yeah. Oh, I say, look, they're going to stop us.
Lieutenant Chen
Your passport, please.
Vickers
Certainly. Right here.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh, passport in order. Proceed.
Tony Dana
Oh, thanks awfully.
Lieutenant Chen
And I see your passport.
Tony Dana
Look, I've been checked and double checked. You better do as he says, old boy. Okay. Here it gets messy.
Vickers
This red tape necessary, I suppose, but sometimes I do think they overdo it.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh, your passport not in order.
Tony Dana
Not in order.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh, please. Better you come with me.
Tony Dana
Wait a minute. Where to? What for?
Lieutenant Chen
Impossible. Proceed to Shanghai. Papers not clarified.
Tony Dana
What are you talking about?
Vickers
But I say you can't take him off the boat like this.
Lieutenant Chen
Oh, dodging Passport not in order.
Vickers
Complete.
Tony Dana
He took me to a command car which drove me to field headquarters on the hills above Ichang. No matter what I said to him, no matter how much I argued, all I got out of him was, passport not an order. Well, they gave me a place to sleep and something to eat and a couple of guards to watch me. The river steamer was scheduled to leave Ichang at dawn. I was hoping they'd release me by then. But the dawn slipped in and the steamer slipped out. And I heard it in the distance, a whistle. And I felt sunk. How was I to explain to these guys that I was just a decoy? They'd picked off the wrong American, that the thing they wanted, the Shanghai document, was on its way down the Yangtze, and I heard them coming down the hall. I didn't know what I was in for, but I braced myself. At least I'd go down fighting.
Lieutenant Chen
Mr. Dino. Yeah? Passport is in order. Can go now.
Tony Dana
Go now. You tell me. Look, did you hear that whistle? The steamer's gone. How do I get to Shanghai now? Swim.
Lieutenant Chen
A thousand apology for ignorant mistake. Malecon passport. Very confusing.
Vickers
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Tony Dana
But what do I do now?
Lieutenant Chen
Please come with me. I've made arrangements.
Tony Dana
I was apologized to in several dialects. Then I got back into the command car and was driven down past the river landing to a secluded street spot where a sampan tended by two coolies was waiting. I was politely but forcibly put aboard. I turned around to protest, but it was too late. The coolies had pulled the sampan away from shore into the center of the river and back on shore. The Chinese officer was smiling broadly. Well, anyway, I was on my way to Shanghai again when I sat back to smoke a cigarette. But I was out of matches and I nudged the coulee in front of me. Hey, you. Ketchum. Matchy Matchy.
Lieutenant Chen
You know.
Certainly, Mr. Dana. Here you are. May I light it for you?
Tony Dana
Lieutenant Chandwell, what are you doing on this sampan?
Lieutenant Chen
I also have missed the boat.
Tony Dana
Yeah, but why the coolie outfit?
Lieutenant Chen
It's not safe for lone soldier to travel by himself. I am, as you Americans say, coming along for the ride.
Tony Dana
You know what I think, Chen? I think I'm the one that's being taken for a ride. I couldn't understand it. If they had thought I had the document, why hadn't they searched me? Why'd they let me go? Why was Chen on my tail? I decided to find out just how much of a watchdog Chen was. We'd been on the river all Day, and it was just getting dark when we pulled up at a rickety bamboo landing. Chen was singing as he helped the coolie repair a sail. They weren't paying any attention to me. I crawled silently off the boat onto the dock.
Lieutenant Chen
Mr. Dana, I should regret to have to kill you before we reach Shanghai. Come back in boat, please.
Tony Dana
Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
Lieutenant Chen
If you are wise, you will not try again.
Tony Dana
We passed Nanking, turned off the Yangtze, into the Yunhou Canal. Chen never seemed to sleep. He watched me constantly. But as he and the other coolie maneuvered the sampan into Soochow Creek on the Shanghai waterfront, I realized that I had one final chance. It was dusk. The creek was filled with a floating city. Thousands of sampans, each with their family washings flying aloft there, their babies, their suppers cooking. They were on either side of us, within scraping distance. And suddenly I leaped across the one on the left.
Lieutenant Chen
Mr. Taylor, stop.
Tony Dana
He wouldn't dare shoot in such a crowded place. He couldn't hope to hit me. But he jumped across, and I was already on the next sampan. And jumping from sampan to sampan, I zigzagged my way to the bank and lunged into the crowded, filthy waterfront of Shanghai. I looked back once. I couldn't see Lieutenant Chen anywhere. I lost him. I took a deep breath. I felt free, safe from the crowd. And then I saw him, not 10ft away. Captain Ratigan. And with him, two huge Mongolians.
Captain Ratigan
Dana, don't try to get away. Dana, come back.
Tony Dana
I moved fast, elbowing my way through the matted humanity and ran down the bun like the devil himself was after me. And I finally stopped, out of breath, in a cluttered back alley. It was dark. Ratigan was no place to be seen. Neither were the Mongolians. I was quite alone. Well, I had one friend in Shanghai. Vickers the missionary had given me his address. I found a rickshaw driver who knew where it was, and he took me there. It was one of those old Chinese dwellings with a high wall around it. I knocked at the gate, but nobody answered. I opened the gate, walked into the garden.
Captain Ratigan
Well, it's about time you showed up, Dana.
Tony Dana
Ratigan.
Captain Ratigan
We've been waiting a long time for you.
Tony Dana
Ratigan. What are you. It took me a minute to recognize the smell of the cloth on my face. Chloroform.
Dr. Jane Roemer
How do you feel?
Lieutenant Chen
Huh?
Tony Dana
Oh, you again.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Don't try to get up and don't yell. This is a hospital. You'll disturb the other patients.
Tony Dana
A hospital? Why is it every time I come to you, are there. What do you do? Follow your patients around?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I'm sorry, Tony.
Tony Dana
Yeah, sure.
Dr. Jane Roemer
You were going to see Vickers. We couldn't let you do that. Captain Ratigan.
Captain Ratigan
Yeah, Doctor.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Give me a hand, will you?
Tony Dana
Oh, no. Get away from me. Hey, what are you gonna.
Captain Ratigan
Now, come on, Dana. On your stomach.
Tony Dana
Let me go.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Just relax, Tony. It's time for your bandage to come off now. Thanks a lot, Tony.
Tony Dana
Dana, that adhesive tape. You want to pull the skin off my back? What do you think?
Lieutenant Chen
I.
Tony Dana
What did you say?
Dr. Jane Roemer
I said, thanks a lot for carrying the Shanghai document through safely.
Tony Dana
The document?
Dr. Jane Roemer
It was on your back under the adhesive tape. I put it there back in Chongqing.
Narrator
You did?
Tony Dana
Then Ratigan.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Ratigan and Lt. Chen and the soldiers who took you off the boat were all working under orders, protecting you.
Tony Dana
Yeah, well, I ran away from them. I thought that they would.
Captain Ratigan
Yeah, you sure gave us a bum time.
Tony Dana
What do you want me to do? Apologize?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Tony. Tony, please. We treated you badly, I know. But we couldn't let you go to Vickers.
Tony Dana
Vickers, the missionary?
Dr. Jane Roemer
Anyone can wear his collar backwards. Vickers was the one who was after the document. We had to get you off the boat and away from him before he discovered that I didn't have it.
Tony Dana
Oh, very Vickers.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Tony, I hope you know you've done a great thing for China.
Tony Dana
Yeah?
Lieutenant Chen
Yeah.
Tony Dana
Well, now that I've done so much for China, suppose you do something for me.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Well, anything.
Tony Dana
Okay, get dressed up. Let's go out on the town and have dinner.
Dr. Jane Roemer
Oh, Tony, we'd love it. We can meet you in an hour.
Lieutenant Chen
We?
Dr. Jane Roemer
My husband and I. Jerry, you're your husband? You'll love him, Tony. He's a wonderful guy. He's from Kansas, too.
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Release Date: August 12, 2026
This episode revives a gripping 1940s "Escape" radio drama—The Shanghai Document. Set amid post-war turmoil in China, the episode follows American journalist Tony Dana as he becomes the unwitting courier for a document that could shape the nation's future. It's a classic tale of intrigue, suspense, and mistaken identity, colored by richly drawn characters: the tough but weary Tony, the resourceful Dr. Jane Roemer ("girl doctor"), the gruff Captain Ratigan, and the ever-present Lieutenant Chen. The show masterfully mixes the adventure of a river journey with spy-thriller tension and moral ambiguity.
(01:23 - 02:39)
Quote:
"The Yangtze river is a gray gash through the heart of China, the artery that pulsates day and night with displaced humanity...a voyage dominated by fear and intrigue and danger."
— Tony Dana (01:50)
(02:39 - 05:15)
Quote:
"Your back's not broken. Take your shirt off. I'm a doctor."
— Dr. Jane Roemer (05:21)
(05:57 - 08:41)
Quote:
"What I like most is your ability to pull a steamer ticket out of the hat."
— Tony Dana (08:17)
(09:29 - 11:26)
Quote:
"If I can pick up one paying fare in place of your precious suitcase, I'm for it. See? You got your choice, mister."
— Captain Ratigan (10:28)
(13:56 - 16:58)
Quotes:
"They're after the Shanghai document, but they didn't get it. Not this time."
— Dr. Jane Roemer (15:52)
"Just a piece of paper. But it might hold the destiny of China."
— Dr. Jane Roemer (16:02)
(18:20 - 21:50)
Quote:
"Mr. Dana, I should regret to have to kill you before we reach Shanghai. Come back in boat, please."
— Lieutenant Chen (23:28)
(23:54 - 25:35)
(25:58 - 27:41)
Quotes:
"Thanks a lot for carrying the Shanghai document through safely. It was on your back under the adhesive tape. I put it there back in Chungking."
— Dr. Jane Roemer (26:36)
"Anyone can wear his collar backwards. Vickers was the one who was after the document."
— Dr. Jane Roemer (27:09)
(27:19 - 27:41)
Quote:
"Suppose you do something for me. Okay, get dressed up. Let's go out on the town and have dinner."
— Tony Dana (27:29)
"My husband and I. Jerry—you'll love him, Tony. He's from Kansas, too."
— Dr. Jane Roemer (27:42)
The episode delivers a classic hard-boiled, noir-flavored tale, with snappy dialogue, dry wit, and layers of intrigue. The perspective is earnest yet world-weary, with Tony’s narration wry and matter-of-fact, balanced by Jane’s brisk competence and the general air of postwar suspicion.
The Shanghai Document stands out as a superbly structured radio mystery, full of reversals, period atmosphere, and a mix of humor and high stakes. The script, acting, and immersive sound design make for an engaging listen—one that highlights both the strengths and limitations of early 20th-century audio drama.
For more Old Time Radio tales, tune in to future Harold’s Old Time Radio episodes!