
(22) Escape - The Second Class Passenger
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Narrator/Supporting Male
You were trapped in the native quarter of Mozambique. Two dead men at your feet, the police closing in on you, and beside you, a sultry girl who offers you escape. Escape produced and directed by William N. Robeson and carefully contrived to free you from the four walls of today for a half hour of high adventure. Tonight we escape to Portuguese East Africa, to the fetid alleys and dangerous rooftops of Mozambique in the highly incredible, yet somehow thoroughly plausible adventure by Percival Gibbon entitled the Second Class Passenger.
Ronald A. Dawson
That's me, Ronald A. Dawson, Second class passenger. Oh, I could have afforded first class by pinching a little here and there, but nobody back at Ralston's department Store in Cedar Rapids will ever know. The important thing is they're saying Ronald Dawson in drapery is taking a cruise around the world. And then there's really very little difference in the accommodations. And the second class passengers are every bit as interesting as the first class crowd. Take Ms. Patterson, for instance. You'd look far to find a more charming, likable, altogether desirable young lady just the life of the party. We'd gotten to be quite good friends by the time our crew was put in at Mozambique. Although the competition was always stiff, I can tell you there were times I wish those other two, Jones and Twitchell, had missed the boat somewhere along the line.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Well, we've still a good couple of hours before we sail. How about a ride in one of these native carriages, Miss Patterson?
Ms. Patterson
Oh, dear. Do you think they'd be clean?
Ronald A. Dawson
Personally, I doubt it.
Ms. Patterson
Although I don't know as I should care too much now that woozo made me so woozy.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Great stuff, Hoot. It would take a Greek to think of a drink like that.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, to drink it. American gentlemen like to buy pictures.
Ronald A. Dawson
No, no.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Very interesting pictures.
Ms. Patterson
Take a look.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, no. Go away.
Narrator/Supporting Male
You know, we might do the fort, though. The guidebook says it's the main point of interest. Now, let's see. Built by the Portuguese in 1600.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, dear. Never mind the statistics. I dare say the fort would be as dreary as the rest of the place.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, y. Mozambique's not at all like what you would imagine Mozambique to be like. That's a one horse town hall. Right Main street and a couple of alleys.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, and it's so dirty, you know. You think they do something about it in this day and age?
Ronald A. Dawson
No field point.
Ms. Patterson
Look. All fine work. Him belong to big Tanganyika chief.
Ronald A. Dawson
I said no.
Ms. Patterson
Maybe someday.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Bwana.
Ms. Patterson
Need fine sharp knife.
Ronald A. Dawson
No. Now get out. What did I need a knife for?
Narrator/Supporting Male
To protect yourself from the savage natives, old man.
Ms. Patterson
All you'd have to do is call a policeman. He isn't doing anything else. You see him? Look at him. Out in the center of the street directing traffic like he was at the corner of State and Madison.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Then the traffic consists of two donkeys and an ox car.
Ronald A. Dawson
It will be a relief to get back on board ship and have a nice hot bath.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Yes, and real American food. Instead of that greasy fried octopus we had for lunch at that Greek place.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, my, weren't they awful?
Narrator/Supporting Male
As part of the broadening experience of travel.
Ms. Patterson
Yes, yes, I suppose so. Like that cute idol that I bought. I can't wait to show that to the girls at the bank, you know. Oh, dear. Mr. Dawson?
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, Ms. Patterson?
Ms. Patterson
Where's my idol?
Ronald A. Dawson
Why, I thought Jones had it over Twitchell.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, not me, old man. You insisted on carrying it for Ms. Patterson. Don't you remember?
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, dear. I must have left it back at the Greek restaurant. I'm so sorry.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, I did so want that idol. Don't you think you could go back for it, Mr. Dawson?
Narrator/Advertiser
Whoa.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, of course. But I wonder if I'll have time before the boat sails.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, I'm sure you will if you hurry.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Certainly, old man. You got more than an hour yet.
Ronald A. Dawson
You're sure?
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, yes. The steward told me.
Ronald A. Dawson
Then I'll go at once.
Ms. Patterson
Oh, that's kind of you, my dear Mr. Dawson. Now, mind you don't miss the boat.
Ronald A. Dawson
Well, I'll try not to. Why? Chances are I'll catch up with you before you've reached the landing stage.
Ms. Patterson
Fine. We'll wait for you till the very last.
Ronald A. Dawson
I could have throttled that supercilious Jones, insisting I had time. I knew there was time, but I had no desire to run off after a heavy bronze curio and leave Jones and twitchell alone with Ms. Patterson. She was too nice a person, and they were such dreadful bores. Yes, and I suspected them of being phonies, too. But there was no helping it now. So I made my way back up the main street toward Lazarus Restaurant, where we'd head our indigestible Greek lunch. Somehow this main street of Mozambique looked different now. In the quick African twilight, the little saloons and the sidewalks were filling with men of every nationality and color. Many of them wore knives thrust through the belts of their thin white suits, knives that looked as sharp as the glances they threw at me. I must confess I felt a little strange and unwanted. Then, lounging toward me in the crowd, I saw a large woman clad in a sort of burnous, but her brown face unveiled. She had very wide lips, and they were painted scarlet, and from the corner of her mouth she dangled a cigarette. Her eyes were heavily mascaraed, and when she looked down at me, terror seized me. I was afraid she would speak to me. I didn't know what I should do or say, but she didn't. Instead, she laughed. And the way the loiterers responded, I was convinced that they were laughing with her, at me. I must say, I was relieved to reach the entrance of Lazarus Restaurant. Good evening, sir. A little dinner for the gentleman? No, no, thank you. As a matter of fact, I just lunched here today. Very good. Excellent meal. Thank you, sir. I. I left a curio here, probably under the table. Have you found it?
Ms. Patterson
A curio?
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, some sort of a brass God. It was wrapped in newspaper.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, yes.
Ronald A. Dawson
We got him right here for you. Oh, that's good. That's fine. I'm in a hurry to get back to the boat.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Yes, you better hurry.
Ronald A. Dawson
Pretty soon she rains. Rain? Why, there's not a cloud in the sky. You see, every night she rained in Mozambique. Well, you ought to know, but I still doubt it. Oh, here. Buy yourself a cigar. Thank you, sir.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Thank you.
Ronald A. Dawson
You hurry quick, before she rains. Don't worry about me. I'm not made of sugar, you know. In just the few moments I'd been inside the restaurant, night had fallen. That sudden nightfall of the tropics. I looked overhead and clearly saw the stars, thinking what a bad weather forecaster the Greek was. I tucked Ms. Patterson's silly bronze idol under my arm and started off for the waterfront. I hadn't gone 200 yards when a large warm drop of rain splattered on the back of my neck, then two more on my hat, and before I could take cover under an arch, it was raining like like Iowa in April. It didn't look like it would let up soon, and I wondered if there might not be a shorter way to the waterfront than the long walk down the main street and then the long way to the left along the docks. Surely one of these alleys that turned off to the left would lead me directly to the harbor and the landing stage. So I left the protection of the archway and turned into the alley at my left, four steps from the main street, and I I was engulfed in darkness, wading through filth and mud over my ankles. But I was certain that I was on the right track, so I walked on and ran straight into a blank wall. I turned to retrace my steps, but I could see no lights anywhere. I I felt along the wall and until it gave into another alley, followed it to another blank wall and thence into another one. And now I knew I was lost. And now it began to rain in earnest. It pelted, it stamped, it whipped, it stung, it clashed. In a moment I was drenched to the skin. If it was dark before, it was now black as a tomb. I struggled onward because it was too terrible to stand still and feel myself being beaten to the earth by the sheer weight of the rain.
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Ronald A. Dawson
nothing like the American Express Platinum card. Find out your welcome offer after you apply, which could be as high as 175,000 points learn more and find out your offer@americanexpress.com explorer Platinum terms apply. I don't know how far I walked through those foul and fetid passageways, nor for how long. But at last, feeling my way around a corner, I saw a slit of light, a horizontal flicker beckoning beneath the door, and I heard voices. I lifted the bronze idol and rapped on the door with it. And the voices stopped.
Narrator/Supporting Male
What do you want?
Ronald A. Dawson
I've lost my way. I'm wet through and I don't know where I am. Please let me in. Please let me in.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Of course you may come in. You aren't exactly who we expected, but come in. Come in.
Ronald A. Dawson
I walked into a room that was unfurnished, save for a littered table and some chairs and a gaudy picture of the Virgin that hung on the wall. On each side of it was a sconce in which a slovenly candle guttered. A woman was perched on the corner of the table, a heavy shawl over her head. Under it, the dark face propped in the fork of her hand glowed sullenly, and her bare white arm was. Was like a menacing thing in a chair. Near her, a grossly fat man was huddled, scowling heavily under thick, fair brows, while the other man, he who had opened the door, stood smiling. The woman laughed softly and pointed to the image dangling in my hand.
Ms. Patterson
What is that?
Ronald A. Dawson
I beg your pardon?
Ms. Patterson
That parcel you are carrying. Parcel?
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, it's a curio. An idol of some sort. A friend of mine left it with the restaurant this afternoon.
Narrator/Supporting Male
And you, You're a tourist from the cruise boat?
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes. Yes, that's right. How did you know?
Narrator/Supporting Male
What are you doing here so late and so wet? The boat sail soon.
Ronald A. Dawson
I know. I was trying to take a shortcut to the landing stage. I got lost somehow. I came ashore with some friends from the second class. I. I left them to come back and fetch this idol. And here I am.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Give the young man the chair, Aegon.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. But I must go on as soon as the rain stops. If you can direct me to you.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Do not stop for a while yet. You may as well wait here. Yes, we may be able to provide some entertainment for a second class tourist. As soon as your friends arrive. My dear friends.
Ms. Patterson
The police are not my friends.
Narrator/Supporting Male
You let them to us.
Ms. Patterson
Would you walk about with your knives forever while I take all the risks?
Narrator/Supporting Male
Risks?
Ms. Patterson
7 months you have done what you willed untouched. I bought you freedom for seven months with smiles and love. Now you take your turn. One uses a knife One goes to prison. One month, three months, six months. Who knows?
Narrator/Supporting Male
You could have talked with the prefect
Ms. Patterson
of police again, again and again. And for what? Life is not spending money. One pays for living, my friend. With work, sometimes with jail. I have paid. Now is your turn.
Narrator/Supporting Male
You could have helped us once more. Only once more and we could have been out of the sewer and on the coast to Lorenzo Marx or Cape Town. Why didn't you? Why didn't you help us once more?
Ms. Patterson
Yes, why always you say once more, Once more. Now there is no more.
Narrator/Supporting Male
You are a sheep pig with the files and the botched.
Ronald A. Dawson
I beg your pardon, sir. Well, that's no way to speak to a lady Want. I'm serious. I don't like to hear such language used to a lady. I must ask you to apologize.
Narrator/Supporting Male
What the devil have you got to do with this? You just came in out of the rain from the second class.
Ms. Patterson
Please, please don't fight with him. There's trouble enough already.
Narrator/Supporting Male
But what the devil right has he got to come in here and tell
Ms. Patterson
me the day you stabbed the Egyptian.
Narrator/Supporting Male
What of it?
Ms. Patterson
Don't stab this one. You want the police to find you here with a corpse?
Ronald A. Dawson
A corpse.
Narrator/Supporting Male
What does it matter how the police find us? We wait for them because we have no choice. You put them on us. We should do away with you.
Ms. Patterson
Why do you lie even to yourself? Why must you hide your own blame behind my skirts? Great mother of heaven, you are neither man nor beast. You are.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Don't go on. Don't you dare say it.
Ms. Patterson
Dare you. Are you just the Salma?
Narrator/Supporting Male
No one says that to me.
Ronald A. Dawson
And Liv, he's got a knife.
Ms. Patterson
Salmac.
Ronald A. Dawson
Salma. No, you don't. Stand back or I'll brain you with this idol.
Narrator/Supporting Male
You'll do what? You think I carry only a knife?
Ms. Patterson
Pig.
Ronald A. Dawson
Dog.
Ms. Patterson
I waited for this. He forgot I carry a knife.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh. Oh. Look what I did to him with this bronze idol. Horrible, horrible.
Ms. Patterson
It makes a good weapon, your idol. It was a grand blow. A king's blow. You cannot help him now.
Ronald A. Dawson
I've killed a man with this little curio. And you've killed another with your knife. Two men murdered. Oh. I must get back to the ship. You must come with me
Ms. Patterson
to the ship. Oh la la. You think I'd be welcome in this second class?
Ronald A. Dawson
Well, I don't know.
Ms. Patterson
But we must go somewhere. The police will be here any minute.
Ronald A. Dawson
The police?
Ms. Patterson
Yes. Come. It's not raining so hard now. Quit. Oh, they have come for those two. They will be on both sides of us. Here, hold my hand. Stand perfectly still. I will tell you when it's safe to move. Now they are all around us, so they won't hear us. Come now.
Ronald A. Dawson
Where are we going?
Ms. Patterson
We are escaping. But if you know from what we are escaping, you would not care where. Hurry. Hang on to my hand and hurry. They have found the bodies. Now they are after us.
Ronald A. Dawson
What will we do?
Ms. Patterson
There is a door nearby. We must find it. Or feel. Feel along the wall. Here. Her father. Father. It must be here.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, here it is.
Ms. Patterson
Push. Push it in.
Ronald A. Dawson
It won't budge. It's bolted from inside.
Ms. Patterson
You must push it in. Is the only way.
Ronald A. Dawson
Here. A hole. This idle for me.
Ms. Patterson
I have it now.
Ronald A. Dawson
Not yet.
Ms. Patterson
Hit it again.
Ronald A. Dawson
It's giving Once more.
Ms. Patterson
Good. My friend. My great strong friend. Up the stairs now. Quickly.
Ronald A. Dawson
Where are we going now?
Ms. Patterson
To the roof. Wait. The rain has stopped.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, the stars are coming out.
Ms. Patterson
There Is your ship out in the harbor.
Ronald A. Dawson
I must get to it.
Ms. Patterson
Listen. You hear them? We are not safe yet. Over the wall to the next roof. Hurry. Now. Over to the next party. Patch.
Ronald A. Dawson
Up you go. Are you all right?
Ms. Patterson
Come up quietly.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes. What's that down there? A tent?
Narrator/Advertiser
Yes.
Ms. Patterson
People are asleep. You must walk like a rat.
Ronald A. Dawson
Who are they?
Ms. Patterson
Who knows? If they see us, they will think you have come after the women.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, but we could say.
Ms. Patterson
There would be nothing to say.
Ronald A. Dawson
Shh.
Ms. Patterson
Someone's crawling out of the tent.
Ronald A. Dawson
A man with a sheet wrapped around him. He's coming this way.
Ms. Patterson
Yes.
Ronald A. Dawson
Why doesn't he see us?
Ms. Patterson
His eyes are clouded with sleep. Perhaps if he sees us, it will be too late.
Ronald A. Dawson
Then he won't. There. And there. Well, that took the fight out of him.
Ms. Patterson
Take this. My little knife. Just a prick and he is quite safe.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, no. He's still enough now. He won't harm us. I, I. I really did him in, didn't I?
Ms. Patterson
It was splendid. With only the bare hands to take an armed man.
Ronald A. Dawson
Armed? I didn't know he was armed.
Ms. Patterson
Of course. Of that you may always be sure. Look there in his loincloth.
Ronald A. Dawson
A dagger at least six inches.
Ms. Patterson
Yes. You are truly magnificent, my friend. You are a man.
Ronald A. Dawson
You are a woman,
Ms. Patterson
then.
Ronald A. Dawson
Wonderful woman.
Ms. Patterson
I was wondering when you would kiss me. When you took offense at what the Russian said to me. I knew you would. But I wonder how soon.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes. Yes, I suppose I knew too, in a way. At least I thought how much I'd like to. But I wouldn't have had the courage before all this, I suppose.
Ms. Patterson
Courage? Your courage is of the lion. Your Strength is of the great bull of Swahili.
Ronald A. Dawson
Thank you. Thank you. I wonder if we're far from the landing stage now. I mustn't miss my boat, you know.
Ms. Patterson
You want to go back to the second class?
Ronald A. Dawson
Well, naturally. That's what I was trying to do when I knocked on your door. Goodness. I've missed my dinner as it is.
Ms. Patterson
Missed your dinner? Yes, that is so. But haven't you gained something else?
Ronald A. Dawson
What?
Ms. Patterson
Me. Look. Look at me. Is it nothing, friend? That you have saved me for yourself?
Ronald A. Dawson
Yeah, but.
Ms. Patterson
You conquer men as though you were bred on the roofs of Mozambique. You fight like a hero. A rush, a blow, a tumble, and you have them lying at your feet. Are you not glad that it was all for this? For me? Kiss me.
Ronald A. Dawson
I. I'd fight. I. I'd fight for you as long as. As long as there was anyone to fight.
Ms. Patterson
You would. I know you would.
Ronald A. Dawson
You lead on.
Ms. Patterson
Where?
Ronald A. Dawson
Wherever you will
Ms. Patterson
come,
Ronald A. Dawson
Of course. I. I don't expect you to believe it. Looking back, I'm still unsure it really happened to me. It's. It's as though I dreamed it. Well, I. I don't know how many roofs we crossed after that. A dozen, perhaps. Maybe 20. It was mad, I know, but I must have surrendered completely to the wild spirit of the African coast. I didn't seem to see the great ship lying out in the harbor, her lights blinking with the comforts of civilization. All my senses were focused on this slim, breathtaking figure leading me across the rooftops to a shadowy destination in which only one thing was certain. She would be there. I suppose in that moment, armed only with the bloody bronze idol, I was invincible. At last she led me down a creaking wooden stair that hung precariously on the sheer side of a house. And once more, we were in the mud of a gloomy alley. Even the way she slid her arm along mine and softly grasped my hand filled me with greater power than I had ever known. Hand in hand, we made our way down the alley and out into a little square where a night breeze rustled in the palms and smelled of the sea. And across the way, a dim light showed through a big open door.
Ms. Patterson
The little church of San Sebastian.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh,
Ms. Patterson
the police.
Ronald A. Dawson
After all this?
Narrator/Supporting Male
Vamos.
Ms. Patterson
Vamos. Capitao divia vero tramane. Ida de resolve.
Ronald A. Dawson
What's the matter with him? What's he want?
Ms. Patterson
He says he won't let me go.
Ronald A. Dawson
The devil he won't. What's he want you for?
Ms. Patterson
Oh, my friend, this little policeman. They always arrest me when they Get a chance. It is tiresome.
Narrator/Supporting Male
They should have companion.
Ronald A. Dawson
Listen, copper. Scram. See? Take it on the lamb. Take a powder.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Contrario. Serra. Preso tampem.
Ronald A. Dawson
I said scram.
Ms. Patterson
Run. Run before he can get to his feet. No, not that way. Into the church. To sanctuary. My magnificent One. You fear no one. You fight for me. So long as there is anyone to fight.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes.
Ms. Patterson
Now there will always be someone to fight. They will never leave us alone.
Ronald A. Dawson
Will they follow us in here?
Ms. Patterson
These police might do anything. But I know one door they will not dare follow us through.
Ronald A. Dawson
What is that?
Ms. Patterson
Come this way. Here. This door hurts. I must wrap my skirts close. Now, come cleanly through the middle. Do not. Please do not rub the walls as you come. There. We are safe for a while. They will not follow us through that door.
Ronald A. Dawson
Why not?
Ms. Patterson
It was the door of the lepers.
Ronald A. Dawson
The door of the.
Ms. Patterson
It is all right. We didn't touch the portals. See? Down the alley at the lights of the waterfront.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes. Where do we go now?
Ms. Patterson
We have a little time now to breathe the clean air of the harbor. And then I know a little princess place where someone is coming. Step back in the shadow until they have passed.
Narrator/Supporting Male
It certainly was something to write home about.
Ronald A. Dawson
Listen.
Ms. Patterson
What is it?
Narrator/Supporting Male
I wonder what's happened to good old Dawson. Oh, drenched.
Ms. Patterson
I do hope he's found my idol.
Ronald A. Dawson
The idol. I must return the idol.
Ms. Patterson
No, don't, my friend. This is the greatest danger of all.
Ronald A. Dawson
Goodbye.
Ms. Patterson
Don't go, magnificent one. Don't go.
Ronald A. Dawson
I must. Goodbye. Hello there.
Ms. Patterson
Here's Mr. Dawson.
Ronald A. Dawson
Got here before you, it appears.
Ms. Patterson
Yes. Did you find the idol?
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, but for a moment there I was afraid I should miss the boat.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, I say, old man, you're a bit disheveled.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, I got caught in the rain.
Ms. Patterson
Ah. And my idol. Oh, Mr. Dawson, you've got it all dirty.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, it is a bit must. I dropped it once or twice, I feel.
Ms. Patterson
I think that was clumsy of you.
Ronald A. Dawson
Oh, nothing a little soap and water won't put to rights, I dare say.
Ms. Patterson
Well, maybe. Well, we'd better hurry along. I'd hate to have to spend any more time in this dreadful place.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, so should I.
Ms. Patterson
Yes. There, there. There's the whistle. Now, that's the last warning, no doubt. Come on, come on.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Everybody that's coming. Oh, Dawson. Don't stand there, Mr. Mooning. We'll miss the boat.
Ronald A. Dawson
Yes, yes, in just a moment.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Is there someone standing there in the shadow of the alley?
Ronald A. Dawson
I'm not sure. I thought for a moment.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Funny, I could have sworn I saw you wave goodbye to someone.
Ronald A. Dawson
Perhaps I did. Goodbye to Mozambique. To adventure and romance.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, that's good. That's very good. Adventure. Romance in this pest hole.
Ronald A. Dawson
Twitchell, what would you say if I told you I had just killed a man, fled over the rooftops of the city, made love to a beautiful woman, fought the police, escaped through the lepers gate.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, great heavens, Dawson. I'd say he had the wildest imagination I'd ever heard of. Nothing like that ever happens to a second class passenger.
Ronald A. Dawson
No, No, I suppose you're right. Nothing like that ever happens to a second class passenger except in dreams. Come on, Twitchell. We'll miss the boat.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Escape, produced and directed by William N. Robeson, has tonight brought you the Second Class Passenger by Percival Gibbon. Adapted for radio by Mr. Robeson with Harry Bartel as Dawson, Jeanette Nolan as the woman and Kathy Lewis as Ms. Patterson. Original music conceived and conducted by Cy Fuhrer. Next week you are isolated on a remote plantation in the crawling Amazon jungle. And an immense army of ravenous ants is closing in on you, swarming in to eat you alive. A deadly black army from which there is no escape. Next week we escape with Carl Stevenson's terrifying story line, engine versus the Ants. Good night. Then until this same time next week, when again we offer you Escape. This is cbs, the Columbia Broadcasting System. Hello.
Ronald A. Dawson
I'm here during the lunch rush with Janice, who owns her own food truck.
Narrator/Advertiser
Best cheesesteaks in town.
Ronald A. Dawson
Janice traded up to Geico Commercial Auto Insurance for her food truck business. We're here where she needs us most. They sure are. We make it so easy for her to save with customized coverage that grows with her business. Sorry, I just get so emotional talking about saving folks money. Not this onion I'm chopping. It's just so beautiful.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Oh, yeah.
Ms. Patterson
Nice.
Narrator/Advertiser
The onion.
Narrator/Supporting Male
Get a commercial auto insurance quote today@geico.com and see how much you could save. It feels good. To Geico.
Episode: (22) Escape – The Second Class Passenger
Date: August 8, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
This episode revisits the radio drama “The Second Class Passenger” from the classic series Escape, transporting listeners back to the “Golden Age” of radio. Listeners are catapulted into the perilous and exotic alleys of Portuguese East Africa, following an unassuming American tourist, Ronald A. Dawson, as his simple errand in Mozambique rapidly unfolds into an unforgettable night of crime, intrigue, and romance.
The story masterfully plays with themes of courage, class, adventure, and the blurred line between dream and reality for an ordinary man swept up in extraordinary circumstances.
[16:24] In a frenzied struggle, two men are killed—one by the woman’s knife, one by Dawson wielding the idol.
This catalytic moment pushes Dawson from bumbling tourist to unlikely hero and accomplice.
Quote (Dawson, shaken): “I've killed a man with this little curio. And you've killed another with your knife. Two men murdered. Oh. I must get back to the ship. You must come with me.” [16:43]
| Timestamp | Segment | Noteworthy Event | |-----------|---------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------| | 01:05 | Opening narration | Setting, adventure framed | | 02:08 | Dawson's introduction | Character established | | 05:08 | Idol is forgotten | Dawson spurred into action | | 11:41 | Dawson enters the den | Drama increases, meets the criminals | | 16:24 | Violent confrontation | Two men killed, Dawson's transformation | | 17:36 | Escape across the rooftops | Chase intensifies | | 21:10 | Kiss and romantic turning point | Emotional and character climax | | 27:18 | Escape through “door of the lepers” | Surreal, perilous moment | | 28:15 | Reunion with Ms. Patterson and others | Reality/dream line blurs | | 29:47 | Final reflection | Quest dismissed as mere fantasy |
The episode blends dry wit, self-deprecation, and classic adventure dialogue. Dawson’s “aw-shucks” Midwest humility is playfully set against the sultry, dangerous romance of a lost night in Africa, amplified by period radio dramatics and stylish, florid narration. The dialogue is brisk, sometimes humorous, often breathless – keeping the suspense taut, and the atmosphere heady.
“The Second Class Passenger” delivers a potent mix of suspense, peril, and the aching human desire for escapade and transformation. The line between mere tourist and hero is humorously and movingly blurred, leaving us to wonder how much of our greatest adventures—even if only in dreams—might lurk just on the other side of an ordinary errand.