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33 Half Moon Street [SA] 65-05-27 03 A Kitten For Mr Katz
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Marie Lavour
Wayfair every style, every home.
Cannon
That's right. But I work in good old London town. My last assignment took me to the States. Really? May I ask what sort of work.
Aubrey Mason
You do, Mr. Kennan?
Cannon
Well, let's see. $64. Question. The company's name is Assignments Unlimited, and my boss lives up to it like a battle honor. Come up and see me sometime at 33 Half Moon Street.
Aubrey Mason
Aubrey Mason at your service. At Assignments Unlimited, we do anything anywhere at any time.
Marie Lavour
33/2 mo.
Aubrey Mason
I have a file in front of me. On the front cover is boldly typed a kitten for Mr. Katz. To say that Mr. Benjamin Katz paid us a visit of 33 Half Moon street would not be strictly accurate. He descended on our peace and quiet in this backwater like a clap of thunder. Mr. Cat was a man of few words, but he had a lot to say. It's part of the routine at Assignments Unlimited that I lend a patient an attentive ear.
Benjamin Katz
I'm in the theatrical profession, Mr. Mason. Casting mainly. You've got quite a few things on the go at the moment. Theater's having a boom, vaudeville's on the way back. Television, radio, motion pictures, films, you know.
Aubrey Mason
Yeah, I know.
Benjamin Katz
Yeah, well, it keeps me on the go all the time. Never have a chance to sit still for a moment. I'm here today and tomorrow I'll be in the Midland. After that, over to Italy to shoot a scene of a girl on the beach bouncing a ball. That's for a TV commercial. Why they have to go all the way to Italy just to get a girl bouncing a ball on a beach? Beats me.
Aubrey Mason
It must be very trying.
Benjamin Katz
Oh, but I'll never let it get me down. Get in there and fight, I say. If you don't get the job done, your competitors will get there ahead of you. Romantic game show business. That's what you think. Cutthroat, Mr. Mason. That's the word to really describe it, a knife in the back.
Aubrey Mason
What is it exactly that you wish us to do?
Benjamin Katz
What's that? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, a little job they told me you handle anything. Is that right?
Aubrey Mason
That's right.
Benjamin Katz
Well, great. Here's my card. Send the account there and it'll be settled right away. Well, I must get going. You've got to be in the Midlands first thing tomorrow, Mr. Katz.
Aubrey Mason
Is it film stunting or something like that?
Benjamin Katz
Film stunt? Oh, the job. Yeah. Well, I didn't say, did I?
Aubrey Mason
No, no.
Benjamin Katz
Well, I got a little female kitten arriving on the boat train lunchtime tomorrow. She's got someone on the train looking after her, and he'll hand the kitten over to your man in the platform buffet. If he's there at lunchtime, I just look after her until I get back from the Midlands day after tomorrow. Well, now I really must run. Been a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Mason. Do you ever go to the theater often? Well, I'll send you tickets for my next review. Goodbye.
Aubrey Mason
Good afternoon, Mr. Katz.
Cannon
You okay?
Aubrey Mason
Chief Cannon. Nice to see you. Come in, you.
Cannon
You having trouble with that guy?
Aubrey Mason
No, no, just a can't. He's a little exuberant.
Cannon
Well, he must have spent his prenatal days on a machine gun fire.
Aubrey Mason
How was the trip to Washington?
Cannon
Oh, went off without a hitch. Do I get a furlough?
Aubrey Mason
Surely five days on the Queen Elizabeth was enough.
Cannon
Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say. So I'm reporting for duty.
Aubrey Mason
As it happens, I have a small thing here for tomorrow.
Cannon
The Mr. Katz, the man who just left.
Aubrey Mason
How did you know his name?
Cannon
Well, looked in the appointment score.
Aubrey Mason
He's got a kitten arriving on the boat train at King's Cross tomorrow. We have to look after it until he gets back from the Midlands.
Cannon
So you want me to go to King's Cross with a quart of milk.
Aubrey Mason
Or something like that? The kitten's in charge of a man on the train. He'll hand over to you in the platform buffet at lunchtime.
Cannon
Well, how'll I know this guy?
Aubrey Mason
Well, there shouldn't be any difficulty. Cannon, how many people on King's Cross station will have kittens for company?
Cannon
That's a good question. And what do I do with the kitten when I've collected it?
Aubrey Mason
We are in charge until Mr. Cass gets back. Take it to your flat if you like anything, so long as you don't lose it.
Cannon
Uh huh. Hey, what do I. What do I feed this kitten on?
Aubrey Mason
Oh, I don't know. Cream, I suppose. I've never kept cats. Well, what's the joke?
Cannon
I was just thinking. You've never kept cats and now you're working for one.
Aubrey Mason
Late the following morning. Cannon, after a short Consultation with a pet shop in Charing Cross. Left for his assignation with a kitten at lunchtime. He was sipping an old and Mild in the platform buffet when the boat train pulled into the station. He carefully scanned the passengers for some sign of a man and a kitten.
Marie Lavour
Pardon, monsieur. Are you the gentleman who was sent to meet me?
Cannon
Wow, I. I mean, I wish I.
Marie Lavour
Was, but Monsieur Katz said there would be a gentleman to meet me in the platform buffet. And you are the only gentleman to turn by yourself.
Cannon
Did you say Mr. Katz, monsieur?
Marie Lavour
He is my agent.
Cannon
But Mr. Katz said I was to meet a kitten.
Marie Lavour
That is what they call me in France, monsieur. My name is Marie la vour.
Cannon
Oh, Marie Lavor. So. So you're the kitten I had to meet, huh?
Marie Lavour
Is the idea distasteful to you, monsieur?
Cannon
Distasteful for once. I've got me an assignment. That's the cat's whiskers.
Aubrey Mason
Yes. Cannon's job was to act as chaperone to a six kiss. I just hadn't understood the theatrical puns of my flamboyant client. A lesser man might have been a little nonplussed by this turn of. Well, of events, But Cannon was not in the least bit disturbed.
Cannon
You see, Marie, the chief got the whole thing wrong. He sent me on the trail of a feline. Well, come think of it. He wasn't all that far out after all.
Marie Lavour
I'm in your hands, monsieur. Why should he go?
Cannon
Well, that's a question, Marie, that causes a conflict in my mind. Should I follow the line of duty or countermand my chief's orders and change them to suit the situation?
Marie Lavour
I don't quite follow you.
Cannon
Well, my orders were to feed you on cream and keep you in my flat.
Marie Lavour
Then you exchange your orders, monsieur, I was afraid. You say that I never eat cream. It's bad for my figure.
Cannon
Yeah, this job gets better by the minute. Hey, do cats eat curry?
Marie Lavour
Delicious.
Cannon
Then we'll eat curried chicken at Veraswamies. And then, well, let's. Let's go chew on a chicken first, huh?
Aubrey Mason
Over the curry. Cannon, warm to his task. The change in doubt for his charge had been drastic. But Cannon looked for all the world like a cat at a bowl of cream. This didn't prevent him putting some pertinent questions to the lovely Miss Lavour.
Cannon
Oh, by the way, Marie, what happened to your luggage?
Marie Lavour
I have just an overnight bag. This one.
Cannon
Do you usually travel so late?
Marie Lavour
Monsieur Kat telephoned just one hour before the ferry left. He said I was to drop everything and come, that's not uncommon in show business. You know, he said he would provide everything for me at this end.
Cannon
Well, I guess he'll do that when he gets back tomorrow. Where does he live? This guy Katz is home, you mean?
Marie Lavour
Oh, I have no idea. I wish I did. Then I would go there.
Cannon
Well, if he wanted you to do that, he would have said so. Well, maybe Mrs. Katz is in residence. And if she got a look at you, she might get Papa to change his vocation.
Marie Lavour
Oh, but it will still be a difficult 24 hours for me.
Cannon
Now how come?
Marie Lavour
I'm hoping for my big break in England. Mr. Kat says there is a good chance that I will get a part in a new film there to shoot at El Street. You know this place?
Cannon
Sure, half an hour from here in Boreham Wood. But why is it so difficult?
Marie Lavour
In the cinema world, one must be seen only in the best places with the right people.
Cannon
Oh, you should have said. I'd have taken you to tea at Buckingham Palace.
Marie Lavour
Oh, please do not misunderstand me. It's just because I haven't my luggage with me. I. I haven't even a change of clothes. If I book into a small, out of the way hotel and someone sees me, then it will start bad gossip for me. The cinema star must live only in the best places. Yet alas, I cannot book into a good hotel because they will ask why I have no luggage.
Cannon
And the film star is never far from her pantechnican. Yeah, I always wondered why film stars were a bit screwy. I'm learning. But you know, you don't have to worry, Marie. You can stay the night in my flat. How's that?
Marie Lavour
You're very kind, Monsieur Canon. But that would not be proper now would it?
Cannon
Well, it would if I bedded down the flop house around the corner.
Marie Lavour
You. You would really give up your flats for one night?
Cannon
For me, mademoiselle, I'm a regular galahad. But there's a condition. After you've met up with cats and gotten organized on this movie, I take you out to dinner and we'll do it on your conditions. The right people, that's me. And the right place. Beer and sausages and dirty dates.
Marie Lavour
I shall look forward to our date with anticipation and ple.
Cannon
And I'll twist old cats arm to make sure you become a movie star right soon.
Marie Lavour
Do you think I'll be successful?
Cannon
Baby, you be the cat's meow. Waiter, clear away the litter.
Aubrey Mason
It wasn't until after his lunch at Butterswami's that Karen reported in. At that time, I had no idea that Mr. Katz's kitten was a lovely girl from France. Cannon, of course, was quick to inform me.
Cannon
So you see, chief, you got it all wrong. This kitten's a real bish, and our client, Mr. Katz, needs his head read for treating her this way.
Aubrey Mason
I don't follow, Cannon. Are you suggesting that he's treated her badly?
Cannon
Landing a potential movie star in London with no gear? You just don't know the business, chief.
Aubrey Mason
But I do know that you all know Rudolph Valentino.
Cannon
Valentino? He went out with Prohibition.
Aubrey Mason
Well, I must confess, I don't attend the cinema very frequently. However, where is Ms. Lavour in my.
Cannon
Pardon?
Aubrey Mason
What?
Cannon
Now, don't panic. Those were your orders, and I've booked into a hotel around the corner for the night.
Aubrey Mason
Well, can I. Assignments Unlimited.
Benjamin Katz
You. Mr. Mason?
Aubrey Mason
Speaking. Oh, good afternoon. How are things in the Midlands?
Benjamin Katz
Oh, they're fine, just fine. Did you meet the kitten?
Aubrey Mason
Yes, One of my men met her and is looking after her.
Benjamin Katz
Oh, good. Now, it occurred to me that she won't know where to come to tomorrow. I wondered if your man would bring her out to the Four Swans in Waltham Cross.
Aubrey Mason
The four swans at Waltham Cross? Yes, certainly. At what time, Mr. Katz?
Benjamin Katz
Six in the evening.
Aubrey Mason
I'll see to it.
Benjamin Katz
Oh, good man. Now, don't worry about the expenses. I'll see to everything. Goodbye, Mr. Mason.
Aubrey Mason
Good day, Mr. Katz.
Cannon
Chief, you got that look again.
Aubrey Mason
Ms. Baines is off the switchboard. She popped out for a minute and put the line through to this office. Cats rang straight through to me. So I asked him how things were in the Midlands, and he said fine. But he can't be in the Midlands because he dialed direct. You heard that wasn't a trunk call. Mr. Katz is right here in London. That's old Canon. I wonder why he told me a deliberate lie. If Mr. Katz was in London, then why did he wish an escort for Ms. Lavour? And if she knew that he was in London, then she'd made an awful fool of Cannon. For all his ponderous bulk, Cannon is agile of mind and body. To coin a Canon phrase, he'd gotten the message. Mm.
Cannon
Oh, let me have the phone. Cheer.
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Aubrey Mason
Who are you ringing?
Cannon
My flat.
Aubrey Mason
Well, careful what you say.
Cannon
That's all right, chief. I just swallowed a jar of honey. Hello?
Marie Lavour
I do. Who is speaking, please?
Cannon
It's me, Cannon. Everything all right?
Marie Lavour
I was in the bar.
Cannon
Sorry.
Marie Lavour
Oh, that's all right. It's nice to hear your voice.
Cannon
Just thought I'd ring to check that you're okay.
Marie Lavour
Oh, you're very kind, Monsieur Cannon.
Cannon
Now you get back to that bath before you drip all over my Persian carpet.
Marie Lavour
Is it Persian?
Cannon
Well, a guy Marks in Spencer's Bargain basement said it was.
Marie Lavour
What time would you be home?
Cannon
Oh, about an hour or so. Oh, by the way, Mr. Katz rang.
Marie Lavour
Oh, he's back in town?
Cannon
No, no, he's still up north. He wanted to know if you were okay.
Marie Lavour
And I am, thanks to you.
Cannon
That's what I told him. Now look, if I'm late, you can play solitaire. There's a deck of cards in the bureau.
Marie Lavour
I'll cook you some dinner, how's that?
Cannon
Great. Be seeing you, kitten.
Marie Lavour
Au revoir, Monsieur Canon.
Aubrey Mason
Well.
Cannon
I don't know. She's an actress. Could mean a lot. Or nothing. Chief, where is this. Where's this guy Katz hanging out?
Aubrey Mason
Oh, here's his card. See anything odd about it?
Cannon
No phone number, just the address.
Aubrey Mason
And for a theatrical agent, that's decidedly odd. I didn't bother to look at it closely before I simply shoved it in the drawer of the desk.
Cannon
17A Wardour Street. Well, do I take the tube or a taxi?
Aubrey Mason
I think this Wallen's a taxi. Don't forget, he's never met you and he doesn't know that you were assigned to the job of meeting Ms. La Bour.
Cannon
Unless she rang and told him there's no telephone. Check. Okay, I'll be 30 minutes. And if I find what I think I'll find, Mr. Katz, the fur is going to fly. Oh, four flights. Martin Webster Publishing Company. Anne's Theatrical Hire. Chamois Window Cleaning Company. The Cunnel Black bridge Club? No, Mr. Katz. Well, I guess here's as good as Any?
Aubrey Mason
Ah, Major Farnum. We were expecting you.
Cannon
No, no, just a minute. You got me wrong. My name's Cannon. I just want a little information.
Aubrey Mason
Are you from the police?
Cannon
No, I'm looking for an old friend of mine, name of Katz. I was. I was told he ran a theatrical agency in this building. Cats. Cats?
Aubrey Mason
You're American, aren't you?
Cannon
Yeah, Cats, Yes.
Aubrey Mason
Cats only. No, no, there's no one here by that name.
Cannon
You know everybody here quite so well.
Aubrey Mason
There's Anne's theatrical hire, of course. It's run by a girl called Sally Manger. Not Anne at all. Sally Manger's always eating, so they call her Salamander. It's terribly amusing, don't you think?
Cannon
No cats.
Aubrey Mason
No cats.
Cannon
Okay.
Aubrey Mason
Good afternoon. No cats.
Cannon
Not even on the rooftops. Chief. We've been taken.
Aubrey Mason
It looks like it.
Cannon
So what do we do?
Aubrey Mason
Technically we have a case for fraud, of course.
Cannon
You mean the cops.
Aubrey Mason
We'd be entitled to lay our predicament before the law. It's obvious that Cats never intended to pay for our services rendered. I'm not sure that I'd welcome the publicity, though. And then there's the. The girl.
Cannon
Yeah, the girl. What about her?
Aubrey Mason
From your telephone conversation, she's probably toasting you a tasty frog's leg over your gas ring.
Cannon
You know, Chief, sometimes I wonder why I work for you.
Aubrey Mason
I suppose the money has something to do with it. Now, our client has asked us to deliver the lady to the Four Swans Hotel at Waltham Cross. This we will do. It may well be that he wished to keep his real address a secret for some quite logical reason. If that's so, then he'll pay up when you deliver the goods.
Cannon
Chief, I got a funny feeling.
Aubrey Mason
Yes, have I? But we'll play along straight at our end. Go back to your flat and act as if nothing's happened.
Cannon
Okay.
Aubrey Mason
Don't let the girl know where her assignation with Cats is to be. It's just as well not to take chances. Tomorrow evening at 6. You can take it at the Four Swans and clean everything up.
Cannon
I know who I'll clean up first if I don't get the dough.
Aubrey Mason
There is this to it, Canon. It might be dangerous. You never know.
Cannon
No, I'll take a chance on that. Now, what's this guy Katz like anyway?
Aubrey Mason
You won't have to worry about him. He's late, middle aged and out of condition.
Marie Lavour
Why won't you tell me where we're going?
Cannon
Did I say I wouldn't tell you all day?
Marie Lavour
When I ask you, if you've been here.
Cannon
Well, the fact is, Mr. Cat said to take you to the Four Swans Hotel in Waltham Cross. I couldn't ring him back to check because he was out of time. Now, you see, the Four Swans is really in Eleanor Cross. The two places are a stone's throw away, but, well, I thought I'd make sure first.
Marie Lavour
Is this the way to the cinema studio?
Cannon
No, it's the way to the north. The Great North Road. It leads to the Midlands. You know where Mr. Katz has been all this time? Well, this is it. I'll just turn the corner and park there. It is for Swans Hotel. That statue was erected to the memory of Queen Eleanor by King Edward.
Marie Lavour
You are a student of English history, Monsieur Cano?
Cannon
No, no, no. I looked it up in the guidebook. Okay. In. Well, see anybody you know?
Benjamin Katz
Maria, I'm so glad to see you. My most humble apologies for not being at the station to meet you.
Marie Lavour
I was well looked after, Monsieur Katz, by this gentleman.
Benjamin Katz
Oh, you must be from Assignments Unlimited.
Cannon
That's right. Cannon's the name. You're Mr. Katz?
Benjamin Katz
Oh, yes, I am. You've done me a great service.
Cannon
That's a pleasure. We do anything for. For money?
Benjamin Katz
Oh, yes, yes, your fee. Now, are you empowered to accept it?
Cannon
That's right.
Benjamin Katz
Well, excellent. Now, if you'll just settle down here, order yourself a drink while I show Miss Lavour to her room. I'll come right down and fix up about your fee. All right?
Cannon
Okay.
Benjamin Katz
Well, this way then, Marie.
Marie Lavour
Thank you for everything, Monsieur Cannon. And I shall not forget our date. You know how to keep in touch.
Cannon
Don't ring you. You ring us.
Marie Lavour
I will.
Cannon
We seeing you, kitten.
Benjamin Katz
Well, Maria, now, did you have a good trip?
Cannon
Hey, waiter. Yes, sir? Where does the door at the back of the hotel lead to?
Aubrey Mason
Oh, it's a cop hoaxy.
Cannon
Yeah, that's all I wanted to know. Here. Cool plot, me quid.
Benjamin Katz
Why didn't you come alone? That man might have caused some embarrassment.
Marie Lavour
I couldn't get him to tell me where you'd arranged the meeting.
Benjamin Katz
He looks an ugly customer.
Marie Lavour
He's quite harmless. Very sweet.
Benjamin Katz
Did you ask him where we were to meet?
Marie Lavour
Of course he didn't tell me. Because you said Walter Cross instead of Eleanor Cross. They have a reputation, his company. He did not want to make a mistake.
Benjamin Katz
Well, he's made one now, the poor boo. I wonder how long he'll sit in that lounge waiting for me to come back.
Marie Lavour
Must have been wild to pay him.
Benjamin Katz
Well, the less he sees of me, the better. I know these chaps. They've noses like Pinocchio and ask a lot of awkward questions. What's the matter?
Marie Lavour
A car behind us. He's about to pass. It's the same car that brought me. It's Cannon. Cannon is behind the wheel. It's forcing you off the road. Stop. Stop forever.
Benjamin Katz
Well, get over, you fool.
Cannon
Get over.
Marie Lavour
I'm pulling you this side. Please.
Aubrey Mason
Go to the devil.
Marie Lavour
You'll crash. You crash.
Cannon
Okay, you two babies, get out.
Benjamin Katz
Well, I hope my own.
Cannon
Pity you didn't break your neck. You too, Ms. Lavore, or whatever your name is. I'm in a pretty nasty mood.
Aubrey Mason
You tried to kill us.
Cannon
He could have stopped. Okay, hand over that traveling bag. Ms. Lavoir, I'm not in the habit of pushing women around, but if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna take it.
Benjamin Katz
I know it's all a mistake. I'll pay you. I forgot. In the hotel there was so much on my mind, but, well, you can always come to the office to lecture your money.
Cannon
I already tried that. And if you got what I think you gut, your next office will be a selling Dartmoor.
Aubrey Mason
Now give me that.
Cannon
A metal cylinder seal, too. Well, I guess we only need a little hole. That jagged fender on your car be just the thing. Well, well. Talcum powder, Ms. Lavore.
Benjamin Katz
I, I, I. I'll pay you well.
Cannon
I bet you would. There's enough cocaine in this cylinder to keep you on easy street for years. You know, you got the wrong name, buster. They should have called you rat.
Aubrey Mason
Can be. No doubt that cats have spoiled his ship for a ha. If he'd paid Cannon in the Four Swans Hotel, we'd have left it at that and put down the false visiting card to eccentricity. As it turned out, it was a profitless task. And I lost cannon for four days at the trial, the narcotics people were onto Mr. Katz. And that day at King's Cross, they mingled with the crowd watching for him. He knew this and realized that the moment Marie Lavour made contact with him, they'd both be arrested with disastrous consequences. It was a good plan to have someone from Assignments Unlimited meet the lady. She'd be quite safe until Katz could arrange a quiet rendezvous. Her cover story was sound and, well, indeed took us both in. It was that telephone call that really upset Katz's plans.
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Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode 33: Half Moon Street [SA] 65-05-27 03 A Kitten For Mr Katz
Release Date: April 11, 2025
In this thrilling episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, listeners are transported to the bustling streets of London, where Assignments Unlimited, a versatile service agency, grapples with a perplexing request involving a mysterious client named Mr. Katz. The narrative weaves through deception, mistaken identities, and unexpected confrontations, all centered around the assignment to deliver a kitten to Mr. Katz. As tensions rise, the true nature of the assignment unfolds, leading to a dramatic climax that underscores the cutthroat nature of the entertainment industry.
The episode kicks off with Aubrey Mason receiving a file titled "A Kitten For Mr. Katz" (01:16). Mr. Katz, a theatrical agent, approaches Assignments Unlimited with an unusual request: the delivery of a kitten. Katz is portrayed as a man of few words but significant influence in the entertainment sector, juggling multiple projects across theater, vaudeville, television, and film.
Notable Quote:
"Mr. Katz is a man of few words, but he had a lot to say."
— Aubrey Mason (01:16)
Cannon is assigned to meet Mr. Katz at King's Cross station to collect the kitten. Upon arrival, he encounters Marie Lavour, who is revealed to be the "kitten." Their interaction is marked by humorous confusion over the term "kitten," blending feline puns with Cannon's earnestness.
Notable Quote:
"Here's my card. Send the account there and it'll be settled right away."
— Benjamin Katz (02:34)
Notable Quote:
"Is the idea distasteful to you, monsieur?"
— Marie Lavour (05:28)
As Cannon interacts with Marie, he begins to suspect that something is amiss. Upon reporting back to Aubrey Mason, it becomes evident that Mr. Katz's request was a ruse. The true intent was to smuggle narcotics, with Marie Lavour being an unwitting pawn in Katz's scheme.
Notable Quote:
"If I find what I think I'll find, Mr. Katz, the fur is going to fly."
— Cannon (15:00)
Notable Quote:
"They should have called you rat."
— Cannon (23:27)
The climax unfolds at the Four Swans Hotel in Waltham Cross, where Cannon confronts the real Mr. Katz and uncovers the illicit operation. A heated exchange ensues, revealing Katz's true intentions and leading to his downfall as the narcotics authorities move in.
Notable Quote:
"No, I'm looking for an old friend of mine, name of Katz."
— Cannon (15:57)
Notable Quote:
"I know it's all a mistake. I'll pay you well."
— Benjamin Katz (22:25)
The Nature of Mr. Katz's Request (01:16 - 02:47)
Aubrey Mason details the unconventional request from Mr. Katz, emphasizing the company's flexibility:
"At Assignments Unlimited, we do anything anywhere at any time."
— Aubrey Mason (00:50)
Cannon's Assignment Dilemma (02:29 - 07:21)
Cannon grapples with the ambiguity of his mission, questioning the literal versus metaphorical interpretation of "kitten." His internal conflict highlights the challenges faced by operatives dealing with vague client instructions.
"Should I follow the line of duty or countermand my chief's orders and change them to suit the situation?"
— Cannon (07:01)
Marie Lavour's Predicament (07:36 - 09:53)
Marie reveals her vulnerability as an aspiring actress with limited resources, relying on Assignments Unlimited for support. Her interactions with Cannon showcase the human side of assignments and the personal struggles behind professional façades.
"I'm hoping for my big break in England. Mr. Katz says there is a good chance that I will get a part in a new film there to shoot at El Street."
— Marie Lavour (08:20)
Unraveling the Fraud (12:15 - 18:13)
Aubrey Mason and Cannon uncover discrepancies in Mr. Katz's story, leading to suspicions of fraudulent activity. Their teamwork and investigative prowess come to the fore as they piece together the truth behind the kitten delivery.
"If Mr. Katz was in London, then why did he wish an escort for Ms. Lavour?"
— Aubrey Mason (11:30)
The Final Showdown (20:04 - 23:27)
The confrontation at the hotel deconstructs Katz's fraudulent scheme, with Cannon assertively demanding the return of the traveling bag containing narcotics. The exchange underscores themes of deception, loyalty, and the perils of the entertainment industry.
"There’s enough cocaine in this cylinder to keep you on easy street for years."
— Cannon (23:26)
Episode 33 of Harold's Old Time Radio masterfully blends suspense, humor, and intrigue, presenting a narrative that keeps listeners engaged from start to finish. The episode highlights the complexities of assignments in a cutthroat industry, the thin line between professional duty and personal morality, and the unforeseen twists that come with handling enigmatic clients like Mr. Katz. Through sharp dialogue and vivid character portrayals, the episode offers a captivating glimpse into a bygone era of radio entertainment.
Aubrey Mason (01:16):
"Mr. Katz is a man of few words, but he had a lot to say."
Cannon (07:01):
"Should I follow the line of duty or countermand my chief's orders and change them to suit the situation?"
Marie Lavour (08:20):
"I'm hoping for my big break in England. Mr. Katz says there is a good chance that I will get a part in a new film there to shoot at El Street."
Cannon (15:00):
"If I find what I think I'll find, Mr. Katz, the fur is going to fly."
Cannon (23:27):
"They should have called you rat."
This detailed summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 33, providing a comprehensive overview for both long-time listeners and newcomers. By focusing on key plot developments, character dynamics, and pivotal dialogues, the summary offers an engaging and informative account of the episode's content.