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Narrator / Detective Mason
Assignments Unlimited the number. Yes. 5095. Mr. Who?
Ms. Masters
Lazenby.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes, Mr. Lazenby, I bear pleased to see you. You're just next door, you say? Yes, yes. I look forward to seeing you. It's a matter of what clue you need it. If I may say so, we do as well. Anyway, to see you. Aubrey Mason, at your service. At Assignments Unlimited, we do anything anywhere at any time.
Ms. Masters
33 Half Moon Street.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Ten minutes later, Mr. Lazenby was ushered into my office.
Ms. Masters
Mr. Lazenby, sir.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Thank you. Come in, Mr. Lazenby. Please sit down.
Mr. Lazenby
Thank you. Mr. Mason. Now, I'm. I'm sorry to trouble you at such short notice.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Well, that's what we're here for, Mr. Lazenby.
Mr. Lazenby
You may wonder why I've come to see you. The fact of the matter is, I need help.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Well, that's the usual reason for people coming to see me. Now, how can we help you?
Mr. Lazenby
Lorry drivers, that's what I need. Lorry drivers?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes. In what connection?
Mr. Lazenby
Well, I have a firm, an engineering firm in Cumberland. That firm's got to keep running, and it can't run without coal. Now, Madeira's stockyard is 40 miles away, and it's a nasty run in between.
Narrator / Detective Mason
I don't quite follow, Mr. Leslie.
Mr. Lazenby
Well, the factory is situated up in the fowls. It's a tough road in between. As I've already said, if I don't have coal, I can't keep the machines working. And I've only got three days supply left.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes, Mr. Lismore.
Mr. Lazenby
Well, the truth of the matter is, recently a series of accidents have taken place with my lorries. Oh, all the other things. Punctures, big ends, gone. And only yesterday I had a lorry go over. Little foul.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes, but I. I still don't quite follow. Mr. Leslie, I appreciate you have difficulties over coal supplies, but. Well, I. I don't see how we can help you.
Mr. Lazenby
I want a lorry driver. Not only one who is qualified as a lorry rider, but one that I can trust.
Narrator / Detective Mason
I See, you're suggesting that someone's trying to prevent you from obtaining coal.
Mr. Lazenby
Exactly. I'm sure of it.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Mr. Lazenby, there are a number of haulage contractors in this country. I can't say that I'm acquainted with them in your area. But why don't you get one of them to transport your coal for you?
Mr. Lazenby
What with a railway strike on, you can't get anybody to carry anything for you for love nor money.
Narrator / Detective Mason
I see. So what you want is a man to drive one of your lorries and just a little more.
Mr. Lazenby
Yes, Mr. Mason, just a little more. I also wanted to find out who is trying to break my business.
Narrator / Detective Mason
A few minutes later, Lazenby left my office. It appeared that his factory was close to Cross Fell in Cumberland. The nearest station was Carlisle, and that's where I was going to send my dear Cannon. It was cold in London. I wondered what it was like in Cumberland. At that moment, Cannon came back into the office.
David Cannon
Whoa. It's. It's cold outside.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Funny you should say that. I've just had a man to see me about coal.
David Cannon
It's about time too, Chief. We'll all freeze to death before long.
Narrator / Detective Mason
No, not that sort of cold. Would you like to sit down, Canon?
David Cannon
Uh, I know that look. What's cooking, G?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Well, it's all a matter of coal. By the way, you have got a heavy duty license, haven't you?
David Cannon
Yes.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Well, you've got a little assignment. Driving coal from Carlisle to Cross Fell.
David Cannon
Is that so? And where the heck is Cross Fell?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Oh, somewhere in Cumberland. You're booked in the 10:30 to Carlisle and Mr. Lazenby will meet you at the station. He's flown back already.
David Cannon
Lazenby?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes, he's the man. His factory appears to be on the top of a mountain. Further, it appears that somebody is trying to do him down with his transport. It's up to you to find out who's trying to do who.
David Cannon
Well, thanks, chief. Sounds an interesting assignment. Did you say 10:30? Well, I better shift third class, I suppose, as usual. Or am I going cattle Track this first class captain?
Narrator / Detective Mason
With Mr. Lazenby's compliments. I hope you don't find it too cold up there.
David Cannon
Well, if I do, I'll send you a wee lump of ice. Registered.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Cannon duly arrived at Carlisle Station, where he was met by Lazenby. From there, he was driven out to the factory. On the way, Cannon decided to learn a little bit more about his assignment.
David Cannon
So what you want me to do, Mr. Lazenby, is to transport coal from Carlisle to your place at Crossfell.
Mr. Lazenby
That's absolutely correct, Mr. Cannon. 35 miles. 25 miles of easy driving from the yard I showed you just now with 10 miles of Al at the end. Now, it's that 10 miles that worries me. How about a series of accidents lately? And all on that stretch. Aye. Now I've got my foreman in hospital with a smashed up leg.
David Cannon
Is that so? Aye.
Mr. Lazenby
Looking to be alive. Went over the edge at Little Fell.
David Cannon
It appears his brakes failed.
Mr. Lazenby
Now, I look after my transport, Mr. Cannon, and I just don't understand what's going on.
David Cannon
You mean you think somebody's trying to sabotage you?
Mr. Lazenby
I. I think I'd better explain things a little more fully. Now then, I have a factory here in which I'm producing a form of plastic. It's indestructible. Now, in fact, it's a revol design for the buildings of bodies, for cars, aircraft, cannabis. And, well, if you want to come nearer home. Refrigerators, stoves, anything you like. You may wonder why my factory's in the middle of nowhere. Well, the water that I draw from the streams here and the springs is ideal for me purpose. But it has its disadvantage. In order to keep my machinery turning, I must have coal. I'm short of it. And if I don't get it, production will come to a standstill. It has a long way to come, then.
David Cannon
I imagine you have some pretty important contracts.
Mr. Lazenby
Yes, I am one in particular.
David Cannon
I see. Mr. Lazenby, you think that somebody's trying to grab that contract from me?
Mr. Lazenby
It appears to be that way. Look, Canon, I don't want you to think I don't trust my staff. They're a fine lot of men. I've had them a long time. Nevertheless, there's something somewhere going on that I don't understand. The occasional puncture or breakdown. Yes, but not a series of mishaps, as has happened to me just lately.
David Cannon
Yeah. Yeah, it's certainly food for thought.
Mr. Lazenby
Anyway, you'll be staying with me. And will it over in your mind tonight. Tomorrow morning, I'll get you out on your first run. Now, what I want you to do is to keep your eyes open. And if there's anything that seems odd to you.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Callum rang me the following morning from Carlisle. He was his usual efficient self. Assignment's unlimited.
David Cannon
Hello? Chief, is that you?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Oh, it is indeed, Captain. How are the fells? Lots of snowballing and that sort of thing.
David Cannon
Oh, Chief, please.
Mr. Lazenby
By the way, where are you speaking from?
David Cannon
The coal yard in Carlisle. I just come in to collect my first load.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes.
Mr. Lazenby
Well, let's see if you have anything else to report.
David Cannon
No, not really. Except I slept in the baronial suite last night. And the ropes to this cross fellow like nothing you've ever seen. Hairpin bends and drops into oblivion on all sides.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Well, if you've no more news, have fun and keep me posted.
David Cannon
Okay, chief. There's something going on here, but I don't know what. How we doing, boys?
Mr. Lazenby
Hello, John.
David Cannon
Fine. Well, if I can find my way back. Here's some more coal for Mr. Lazenby.
Ms. Masters
It.
David Cannon
Man's a dustman. He wears a dustman's hat. He wears gobliny trousers, and he lives in a castle flat. Well, this is no flat. And it's coal, not garbage. I'm carrying. It'll do.
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David Cannon
As I've forgotten that corner. And here comes that hill.
Narrator / Detective Mason
What?
David Cannon
Uh.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Oh.
David Cannon
Doesn't seem we're gonna make it. I don't like the sound of that. Well, let's have a look. Well, there's certainly enough heat. It's not boiling. No. Now there's water. Well, let's have a look under.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yep.
David Cannon
That seems all right. Well then, what's this? No plug on the sump. No plug means no oil. Yep. It seems our Mr. Lazen is right. Somebody's trying to do something to somebody. Well, things are looking up. Two lovely slim ankles and they don't belong to this truck. Come on, Cannon, investigate.
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David Cannon
Well, hello.
Ms. Masters
Hello. Are you in some sort of trouble?
David Cannon
Well, I suppose you could call it that. It appears that some palooka has annexed the plug from my sump.
Ms. Masters
That's bad. Are you working complacently? I've never seen you before.
David Cannon
Yeah, I started in today.
Ms. Masters
Ah, seems as though you're in a bit of a jam. Look, if you like, I can drive you through to Lazenby's. Engineering?
David Cannon
Would you? That'd be most kind. I. I certainly can't move this heap. Are you. You sure it's not trouble?
Ms. Masters
Not at all.
David Cannon
Mr. Cannon's the name. David Cannon.
Ms. Masters
Mine's Masters.
David Cannon
Masters? Well, I seem to have seen that name somewhere around here.
Ms. Masters
Well, that is possible. There are quite a lot of us in the neighborhood Anyway. Jump in, Mr. Cannon.
David Cannon
Thank you. Oh, hold on. I'll just get the ignition key. Not that a charge of dynamite could move that. Well, let's go, Ms. Masters.
Ms. Masters
Well, Therehere we are, Mr. Cannon. Delivered to your door.
David Cannon
I can't thank you enough, Ms. Masters. Oh, by the way, I don't know how long I'll be up here, but I'm only on a temporary job. Maybe we could meet up sometime. Perhaps I could contact you.
Ms. Masters
That'll be fine. Look, let me give you a card. I got one in the pocket here.
Mr. Lazenby
Yes.
Ms. Masters
Here we are.
David Cannon
Thanks. Fellside Hodge, Contractors. Contractors? That's why I've seen the Masters on the side of some of the lorries. So, your contractors. Are you the daughter, then?
Ms. Masters
No, I'm Masters.
David Cannon
You're. Is that so? Well, how's business?
Ms. Masters
Oh, fair. We can do with more.
David Cannon
Do with more. But I understood that Mr. Lazenby couldn't get transport to bring coal to his factory. That's strange.
Ms. Masters
What strange, Mr. Cannon?
David Cannon
Well, I also understood that Lazenby had asked everybody to help him with the coding of his call.
Ms. Masters
He hasn't asked us, Mr. Cannon. He'd be only too pleased to help him. Very pleased, in fact.
David Cannon
Yeah, yeah, I'll. I'll mention it to him. Anyway, thanks for the ride.
Ms. Masters
It's been a pleasure.
David Cannon
Well, thanks, Miss Masters. Be seeing you.
Ms. Masters
I hope so, Mr. Cannon. And I hope you have better luck with the rest of your contract.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Watching the car as he drove away. Strange. Yes, Certainly strange. This Masters Fell Side Haulage Contractors. What was it she said? We'd be only too pleased to help him. Very pleased, in fact. Yet Mr. Lazenby had said, I just can't get anybody to help. There's a strike and nobody will help me carry my coal. Cannon stood for a moment and then, turning, walked towards Mr. Lazenby's office. A few points had to be sorted out.
David Cannon
Mr. Lazenby, I'm sorry to disturb you, but there are one or two things that I'd. I'd like to get straight.
Mr. Lazenby
Yes, Mr. Cannon?
David Cannon
First of all, there's something that puzzles me. I understand that you couldn't get any other transport for your call. In other words, you'd Asked everybody to help you, but no joy. There just wasn't anybody.
Mr. Lazenby
That's quite correct, Canon. There wasn't anybody. Anyway, not the last time I asked.
David Cannon
Mr. Lazenby, I've just been dropped back here by a charming young lady, A Miss Masters. Oh, yes.
Mr. Lazenby
That'll sign all its contractors.
David Cannon
Well, what's wrong with them?
Mr. Lazenby
Nothing that I know of. But when I asked them to help me, they were fully booked.
David Cannon
I see. Look, I know it's none of my business, but can you tell me a little bit more about yours?
Mr. Lazenby
You mean my business? Yes. Well, you're a reputable firm, and I'm prepared to let you know a little bit more about mine. Canon, I processed a plastic material. It's light and it has harder steel. I'd say even harder. It's a material called tunolathine. Now, I have a contract to supply this material to one of the. Well, in fact, the biggest aircraft firms in the country. The Delta Aircraft Corporation. It's possible that others have heard of my invention. Incidentally, I owe the world Peyton rights. If they got in first, well, it could make quite a difference to John Lazenby.
David Cannon
Yeah, I understand. You said Delta. You certainly starting at the top. And it certainly seems that somebody's trying to do you dirt. Now, can you. Can you help me at all? Is there anybody that you can think of that might want to see you down?
Mr. Lazenby
I can think of a lot. But if we come just a little nearer home, I'm not all that happy. About Masters. All his contractors.
David Cannon
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking. Yet she's. She's such a nice kid.
Mr. Lazenby
Mr. Cannon, I thought you were impervious to the wilds of the fairer sex.
David Cannon
Fairer sex than that? She's. She's got a couple of mighty nice ankles.
Mr. Lazenby
Lazenby. Oh, hello, Mr. Levin. Yes, well, you see, I've. I've had some difficulties. I can assure you I'm doing everything I can. Everything. Mr. Levin, I appreciate that your position. Oh, I'm sorry that you feel that way.
David Cannon
Yes.
Mr. Lazenby
I do assure you there'll be no more delays. I'll get the next delivery to you as soon as I possibly can.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes.
Mr. Lazenby
Ah, thank you, Mr. Levin. Yes, I'll do anything I can.
David Cannon
Trouble, Mr. Lesnar.
Mr. Lazenby
That was Delta. I've got to get another delivery to them. If I don't, I'm in trouble.
David Cannon
Okay, Mr. Lazenby. Don't worry. This is the sort of assignment I like. How much coal do you mean?
Mr. Lazenby
Oh, as much as we can get. We can't afford to stop production. I've arranged with Jameson on the coal boat to keep the yard open tonight. We'll run coal through all tonight.
David Cannon
Well, it sounds as though I'm going to be busy.
Mr. Lazenby
Yes, Callan, you are. You're in charge tonight. We'll have three drivers on and I don't want any mistakes. That coal's got to come through no matter what the cost.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Yes. Cannon certainly had a tough assignment. On this occasion. It was vital that Coe reached Lazenby's. It takes a lot to shake Cannon. And he, as much as anybody else, was determined that the Coe would get through that night. After seeing Lazenby, his mind turned to what he felt must be the opposition. He decided to ring Ms. Masters.
David Cannon
361 8.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Hillside or its contractors. Good afternoon.
David Cannon
Hello. Can I speak to Miss Masters, please?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Certainly.
Mr. Lazenby
Would you hold on, please?
Ms. Masters
Hello? Yes.
David Cannon
Hello there. It seems an age since I seen you.
Ms. Masters
Oh. Oh, Mr. Cannon. I don't think it's more than two or three hours ago. Anyway, it's nice to hear from you. Are you in trouble again?
David Cannon
No, no, I. I just wondered if you were tied up this Evening, sir. Around 5:00'?
Narrator / Detective Mason
Clock?
Ms. Masters
I'm afraid I am. One of those business dues.
David Cannon
Oh, I'm sorry. Well, maybe tomorrow.
Ms. Masters
That sounds fun. Will you ring me in the morning and confirm that?
David Cannon
Yeah.
Mr. Lazenby
Yeah, I'll.
Narrator / Detective Mason
That evening, Cannon went down to the yard early. He wanted to keep an eye on things. One of the trucks was just leaving.
David Cannon
Hope you have a nice trip. So do I, mate.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Though I'll be surprised if I get the reward piece.
Mr. Lazenby
Seems there's oodoo on the place.
David Cannon
Ah, forget it. You'll get there anyway. I'm following you in. See you in Carlisle.
Mr. Lazenby
Okay, Joe.
David Cannon
I hope he does make it.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Cameron leaned against a wall. He found it easier to think that way. There was no doubt that the transport was being deliberately sabotaged. Yes, but by whom? Masters Haulage contractors led the field, of course. But Canon didn't like that idea. Not at all. The truth of the matter was, he'd taken a distinct liking to youngest Masters. He stared out over the yard. In the evening shadows he could see the two lines of trucks. Ten there had been, one was out. Of the remainder, six lay idle useless heaps of metal. There'd only be three on the road that night, and his would be one of them. His cannon's eyes narrowed. Yes, his. Where was it? Funny, he'd left it at the end of the line. Suddenly he went rigid. Was it his imagination or had he seen someone by the trucks there? He melted into the shadows, moving swiftly towards them.
David Cannon
So there is somebody there. Well, you've got a little something coming to you that you didn't expect. Okay, Bonzell, come on.
Ms. Masters
Please. You're hurting me.
David Cannon
Oh. Oh, Ms. Masters. But what are you doing here?
Ms. Masters
I came to see. I was passing and I thought I'd just drop in.
David Cannon
Uh huh. And what became of the business do that you were going to?
Ms. Masters
Well, it finished early.
David Cannon
Uh huh.
Ms. Masters
Well, that's all there is to it. As I told you, I came to see you. I thought perhaps you might be able to persuade Mr. Lazenby to give us some of his cottage. You see, things aren't too good for us on the farm at present.
David Cannon
That must have been quite a dirty meeting you were at.
Ms. Masters
Dirty meeting? What do you mean?
David Cannon
Your hands, Ms. Masters, they're covered in oil. You got some on your face as well.
Ms. Masters
Oh, that. I mean, no. My. My car packed up on me as I was coming.
David Cannon
Yeah, you go tell that to the marines.
Ms. Masters
I'm telling you the truth.
David Cannon
You see these trucks here? Most of them are dead ducks.
Mr. Lazenby
Sabotaged.
David Cannon
And now I find you here. Opposition haulage who once lazen me with oil all over your hands. That won't doom as much. Masters, you've got a little explaining to do to Mr. Lazenby. Now, do you come quietly or do I have to carry you?
Ms. Masters
I'll come, of course. But you're mistaken, Mr. Cannon. Really you are.
David Cannon
Well, I sincerely hope so, for your own sake. Well, come on then.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Things weren't planning out at all to Cannon's liking. If it had been a large, tough man, he wouldn't have minded. But this. This slip of a girl. He found himself hoping that he was wrong. It was as they were passing one of the windows of the workshops that Cannon stop suddenly.
David Cannon
Hey.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Hey.
Mr. Lazenby
Hold it.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Be quiet.
David Cannon
Can you hear anything?
Ms. Masters
Yes, it sounds like someone's sawing.
David Cannon
That's just what somebody is doing.
Mr. Lazenby
What?
David Cannon
A hacksaw, if I'm not mistaken. Okay, you follow me and keep quiet. It's in the workshop here. Well, I'll be. That's my truck.
Ms. Masters
Yes, and there's someone underneath it. You could see his legs sticking out.
David Cannon
Okay, you stay here. We'll soon settle.
Mr. Lazenby
Right.
David Cannon
Out you come, whoever you are.
Narrator / Detective Mason
Come out.
Mr. Lazenby
Come on.
David Cannon
Well, you.
Narrator / Detective Mason
You've guessed it. It was Lazenby himself. When Cannon caught him, he was sawing through the brake fluid pipes. Just close to the factory was a steep hill. Any undue pressure to the brakes and While there had been one less truck in Mr. Lazenby's transportation and in all probability one less driver. Why should he want to sabotage his own transport, you may ask? But it was really very simple. Lazenby was bound under a tight contract to the Delta Aircraft Company. Although he held the world patent rights to his product to Nelothene, he could sell to no one but Delta. Lazenby was a greedy man. He was being well paid by them, but Boeing had offered him nearly twice as much. But the only way he could get out of his contract with Delta was if they were to take the initiative and get rid of him first due to non delivery. But his policy of sabotage had the reverse effect in that he could obtain no one to drive his trucks. In desperation, he turned to us. What he overlooked was the fact that we're pretty used to this sort of thing and Cannon's certainly no fool. Lazenby got a stiff jail sentence and another file closed on what I called a bag of coal. For Mr. Lisbon.
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Episode: 33_half_moon_street_1965-06-10_a_bag_of_coal_for_mr_lazenby
Release Date: February 15, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
This episode features another installment of 33 Half Moon Street, a classic detective radio drama from 1965. In “A Bag of Coal for Mr. Lazenby,” private detective Aubrey Mason and his trusted assistant, David Cannon, are drawn into an industrial mystery involving sabotaged coal deliveries, a remote factory, and a client desperate to fulfill a lucrative contract. The team’s mission is complicated by apparent industrial espionage, misdirection, and a surprising revelation about the true culprit.
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This tightly plotted episode, brimming with 1960s radio drama flair, delivers a robust whodunit with a twist: the villain is not the rival contractor as suspected, but the client himself. The script balances suspense, dry wit, and social observation, revived here on Harold’s Old Time Radio. For fans of detective radio, this episode encapsulates all the hallmarks—red herrings, clever dialogue, and a clever reversal—making it a must-listen for old-time mystery enthusiasts.