Lux Radio Theatre - The Awful Truth

Summary

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Lux Radio Theatre – The Awful Truth

Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Date: July 23, 2026
Episode: Classic radio rendition of the 1937 romantic comedy, starring Cary Grant (Jerry Warriner) and Irene Dunne (Lucy Warriner)
Re-creation of the beloved film, featuring witty banter, marital mishaps, and the quest for reconciliation.

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Episode Overview

This episode presents Lux Radio Theatre’s adaptation of The Awful Truth, a sparkling screwball comedy about Jerry and Lucy Warriner, a couple whose marriage unravels due to mutual suspicion and jealousy—only for both to realize (too late?) that they're still in love. Featuring fast-paced dialogue, misunderstandings, and comedic set pieces, the story explores themes of trust, pride, and the farcical lengths we go to avoid admitting our true feelings.

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Key Discussion Points & Story Breakdown

1. Suspicion and Separation (01:25–10:00)

• Jerry Returns Home: Jerry comes back from a supposed Florida trip (and a suspiciously pale sunlamp session). Friends tease him about his alibi.
• Lucy’s Absence: Returning home, Jerry finds Lucy hasn’t been home all night. She claims car trouble and an innocent overnight with her music teacher, Armand.
• Accusations Fly: Both accuse the other of lies and infidelity. Lucy points out Jerry's own fabricated travel stories.
  • Quote – Lucy:
    "You weren't in Florida. And you weren't in Montreal that time you said you were going there. Once you even had letters mailed from the wrong place." (08:25)
• Decision to Divorce: Heated words escalate. Both agree to divorce, but bicker over who should file.

2. The Dog Custody Battle & Divorce Decree (10:00–12:30)

• The Courtroom Scene: Lighthearted custody battle over beloved dog, Mr. Smith.
  • Quote – Judge:
    "Custody of the dog will depend on his own desire...You may each call the dog." (11:04)
• Lucy wins custody thanks to clever trickery.

3. Readjustment and New Romance (12:30–16:40)

• Lucy Moves In with Aunt Patsy: Adjusting to single life, Lucy is introduced to Dan Leeson, an affable Oklahoma oilman. She considers moving on—with Aunt Patsy's matchmaking help.
• Spirited exchanges with Aunt Patsy add comic relief as Lucy rebounds.

4. Jerry’s Interference & Rivalry (16:40–19:40)

• Jerry Enters the Picture: Jerry exercises visitation with Mr. Smith. Light bickering continues—now with new suitor Dan present.
• Comic Power Struggle: Jerry and Lucy’s exchanges are filled with pointed jabs and veiled longing.
  • Quote – Jerry:
    "How can you be glad to know me? I know how I’d feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in." (17:42)

5. Cafés, Reputations, and New Engagements (21:42–29:14)

• Lucy Dates Dan: Assertively claims to care for Dan; Jerry jealously observes and offers backhanded support.
• Jerry orchestrates a meeting at a nightclub with his own supposed date, Dixie Belle Lee.
• The Elfin Charm Gag: Jerry describes Dixie’s appeal with “elfin charm”—a phrase that haunts Lucy throughout their rivalry.
• Awkward Double Date: Tension simmers as Jerry and Lucy compete over new love interests.
• Gossip and Reputations: Lucy’s reputation is lightly besmirched by rumors, further complicating her budding romance with Dan.

6. Efforts at Clearing Names & Further Complications (29:14–37:29)

• Coal Mine Subplot: Jerry and Dan discuss business, providing distraction from romantic tension.
• Old Jealousies Rekindled: References to Lucy’s music teacher (Armand) stir Jerry’s insecurities. Aunt Patsy and Lucy conspire to clear Lucy’s name, bringing Armand back into the story.
• Quote – Lucy:
  "I’m not going to marry Dan Leeson…because I’m still in love with that crazy lunatic Jerry Warriner. There’s nothing I can do about it." (31:12)

7. The “Sister” Comedy Setpiece (41:17–50:34)

• Lucy’s Last-Ditch Effort: With Jerry’s new engagement to Barbara Vance imminent, Lucy crashes his family party, posing as Jerry’s Frenchified “sister Lulu.”
• Comic Chaos Ensues: Lucy, as Lulu, imbibes, flusters the Vances, flubs Jerry’s invented stories, and generally sabotages his new match.
  • Quote – Lucy (as Lulu):
    "You know, when Jerry and I were kids, we were the worst liars in the neighborhood. We always used to pretend we had rich relatives who were going to leave us … Oh, it was harmless enough. Everybody knew we were just kidding ourselves." (48:45)

8. Reconciliation at the Cabin (52:22–56:00)

• Final Showdown: At Aunt Patsy’s cabin, Jerry and Lucy are stranded together (thanks to a “lost” car key). As midnight—the final hour for their divorce—approaches, true feelings are revealed.
  • Quote – Jerry:
    "I'm not going to go through with it. I don't care whether you love me or not. You're married to me and you're going to stay married. Do you hear?" (55:03)
• Happy Ending: With seconds to spare, they agree to call off the divorce—reuniting as the clock strikes midnight.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Truth in Marriage:
  – Lucy: "There can't be any doubt in marriage. The whole thing is built on faith. And if you've lost that, you've lost everything." (09:04)

• On Divorce Etiquette:
  – Lucy: "What's the most convenient day for you to be divorced?" (09:41)

• On Elfin Charm:
  – Jerry: "Dixie has a sort of elfin charm. Je ne sais quoi, if you know what I mean." (25:46)

• Lucy as 'Lulu' at the Vances:
  – Lucy: "He likes to sneak 'em when nobody's looking. He's all cute about it, too. Yeah, I've seen him go along a whole evening and apparently not have a thing to drink and all of a sudden fall flat on his..." (46:30)

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Major Segment Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | Description | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------|-------------| | 01:25 | Opening Scene, Jerry's Return | Jerry fakes Florida trip, seeds of mistrust | | 04:55 | Lucy's Return, Introduction of Armand | Comic misunderstandings, marital suspicions | | 09:41 | The Break – Divorce is Decided | The couple agrees to separate | | 11:10 | Dog Custody Hearing | Comedic court showdown | | 15:34 | Introduction of Dan Leeson | Lucy’s new suitor enters | | 17:14 | Jerry’s Visitation Rights Segment | Excuses for bickering—and romance | | 24:43 | Nightclub ‘Double Date’ | “Elfin charm” and Lucy’s jealousy | | 29:59 | Dan’s Mother Visits, More Reputation Trouble | Old rumors threaten new engagement | | 31:12 | Lucy Admits Her Real Feelings | Realization she still loves Jerry | | 41:17 | Lucy Sabotages Jerry’s Engagement | Disguised as “sister,” she ruins his party | | 52:46 | The Cabin, Emotional Climax | Truth comes out and divorce is called off | | 55:03 | Final Reconciliation | “You’re married to me and you’re going to stay married!” |

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Tone, Style, and Delivery

• True to its Golden Age origins: sparkling, fast-paced dialogue, clever comedic timing, high emotional stakes, and a blend of farce with occasional heartfelt moments.
• Cary Grant’s Jerry is urbane, witty, sometimes petulant but endearingly vulnerable.
• Irene Dunne’s Lucy is sharp-tongued, playful, and disarmingly honest—never missing a chance to needle Jerry but ultimately transparent in her affections.
• Supporting cast (Aunt Patsy, Dan Leeson, the Vances, Armand) provide comic foils and build the escalating web of misunderstandings.

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Closing & Curtain Call

• Post-play Segment (58:03):
  Host Irving Cummings chats with "Cary Grant" and "Irene Dunne" about working together, referencing their other screen collaborations like “Penny Serenade.”
  – Irene Dunne: “Well, it was the first comedy. The next one we made...was a drama called Penny Serenade.” (58:27)

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For the First-time Listener

This radio adaptation is a prime example of screwball comedy, sparkling with wordplay, farcical situations, and genuine warmth beneath the bickering. If you enjoy 1930s and 1940s romantic comedies—or just want a taste of classic radio’s sharp storytelling—this episode is a delightful showcase, with charismatic performances and unforgettable setpieces from the era.

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Transcript

[Announcer]

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[Narrator]

Welcome to Hollywood. The armed forces radio and television service brings you the hollywood radio theater. Starring cary grant and irene dunn in the awful truth. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Irving cummings.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we present another of our 20 greats, the awful Truth. Not only was this Columbia Pictures screen hit one of the funniest comedies of all time, but it brought together two of Hollywood's greatest comedians. Our stars, Cary Grant and Irene Dunn. Now act one of the Awful Truth. Starring Irene Dunn as Lucy and Cary Grant as Jerry. The sun lamp room of a midtown Manhattan athletic club. Hank, the attendant is piling towels on a shelf as a young man in gym trunks makes a hurried entrance. He's Jerry Warriner, tall, well built and healthy. But just now there's a sharp contrast between his decided pallor and the two dark, magnificent circles under his eyes.

[Jerry Warriner]

Morning, Mr. Warner. How high this morning? How do I look? Well, you look a little.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jerry Warriner]

Never mind, Hank. Just turn on that sun lamp and give her all she's got.

[Narrator]

About 15 minutes on each side is all I'd recommend.

[Jerry Warriner]

Mr. Warner. Fifteen minutes, nothing. I've got to get a deep Florida tan. If it takes all afternoon, give it the juice. Well, okay. Attaboy. Now don't forget to turn me over when I'm done. Aye, a jury. Oh, hello Frank. Heard you were in here. How about a little game of scorch? Oh, sorry Frank, no time. Say, you're awfully white skinned for a guy who just spent two weeks in Florida. You know, that's what I thought too.

[Narrator]

Could it be you didn't go?

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Ha.

[Jerry Warriner]

Don't let an idea like that get around. Ah, I see. Pulling a fast one on the little wife, huh? What was it, a poker trip? Well, you know, a fella's got to bust out once in a while, assert his independence. Well, how would you like it if Lucy pulled a stud like that on you? Why should I mind? A person doesn't have to stop being an individual just because she gets married.

[Narrator]

Maybe.

[Jerry Warriner]

Hey, how about coming over to my house for breakfast? We were out a little late last night and some of the gang are stopping by. I've got a much better idea. Tell everyone to come to my place. Lucy can fix some breakfast for us and maybe later we can sneak away and have a game of golf. What do you say you talk me into it? I'll see you later. Here we are. Come on in, everyone. The joint is yours.

[Lucy Warriner]

Jerry, that sunburn, why, you're positively vermilion.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, wait till Lucy sees what Florida did for you. Yeah, where is he? You Lucy. Surprise.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, hello, dog of mine.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, how you been? Hey, where's Mama? Where is she? Smithy.

[Lucy Warriner]

Welcome back, Mr. Warner.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, hello, Celeste. Will you tell Mrs. Warner I'm here? Yes, ma'. Am.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm sorry, sir, Mrs. Warner's not at home.

[Jerry Warriner]

She's not home? Where did she go?

[Lucy Warriner]

I. Well, I don't know, sir.

[Jerry Warriner]

When did she leave?

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm not sure, sir. I think last night.

[Jerry Warriner]

You mean she hasn't been home since? Oh. Oh, well, okay, never mind. Now what's the matter, Jerry? No welcoming arms to greet you this trip? Well, Lucy probably ran up to her Aunt Patsy's cabin in the mountains. She always does if she gets lonely.

[Lucy Warriner]

Suppose her Aunt Patsy wasn't home?

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, that's very funny. Seriously, I wish Lucy would go out and get some fun for herself now and then. That's the trouble with marriage. People. People are always imagining things and the next thing you know they end up in a divorce court.

[Narrator]

The broad minded man from Miami.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, now, if you think you're going to get a chance to prove my broad mindedness, you're crazy. She's up at her Aunt Patsy's cabin and I'll bet on it.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello, everybody.

[Jerry Warriner]

Up at Aunt Patsy's cabin, huh? There's Aunt Patsy now. Yeah. Well, hello, Patsy. How did you get here?

[Aunt Patsy]

By invitation. Lucy invited me yesterday on the phone. Say, where is Lucy?

[Jerry Warriner]

That, it seems, is a $64 question.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello. Hello, everyone.

[Jerry Warriner]

Hello, Lucy. Jerry.

[Lucy Warriner]

Jerry. D. Darling.

[Jerry Warriner]

Hello, darling. It's good to see you. What are you.

[Lucy Warriner]

You just look marvelous. Oh, oh, I nearly forgot. Arma Armand. Come on in and meet Everybody, Armand's the best music teacher a woman ever had.

[Jerry Warriner]

Thank you, my dear.

[Lucy Warriner]

Derek, you know Armand, the Val. Of course.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah, sure. How are you?

[Lucy Warriner]

Everybody else, this is Armand.

[Jerry Warriner]

How do you do? How you doing?

[Lucy Warriner]

I guess we look a little silly in evening clothes, but we had an awful night. You see, Almond's car broke down. Oh, well, a million miles from nowhere. And he had to park me in a farmhouse. And then he had to hike back to the nearest town to get them to tow the car. And then he had to stay at the garage all night. And then he picked me up this morning, brought me home. Oh, it was dreadful. We were coming home from a party.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, you are the loveliest human being there.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, thank you, Alma. Terry, dear, you do understand, don't you?

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, yes, sure, sure. Of course, Mr. Warringer, you have the Continental mind. Yes, that's it. I have a Continental mind. Will you have an eggnog?

[Lucy Warriner]

Lucy, dear? So sorry, but I have to run. So soon?

[Jerry Warriner]

What's the hurry? The party hasn't even started yet. Oh, yeah, sure, we know, but you probably want to talk to Lucy.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Come on.

[Narrator]

People give you all a hitch.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, Mr. Louvel, why don't you let Frank give you a hitch? Well, I wanted to explain. You see, Mr. Warringer, the next time I take your wife out, I hope. I hope you buy a new car, or else I'll loan you mine. Are you hungry? Why, yes, thank you. I am. Well, why don't you run out and get yourself some breakfast? Mr. Warringer, what have I done? That's what I'm going to find out.

[Lucy Warriner]

Look, Jerry, you don't believe.

[Jerry Warriner]

We'll discuss this in private, Please. Very well. Perhaps that. That is best. Lucy, will I see you soon?

[Lucy Warriner]

Of course, Alma.

[Jerry Warriner]

Thank you for everything, Lucy. And, Mr. Warringer, I think you must be out of your Continental mind.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, that was pretty funny. Is that. I mean, what he said?

[Jerry Warriner]

Very funny.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, he's gone now. You can speak freely, darling.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, Lucy, what have you got to say for yourself? That's funny, too.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I. I knew you'd say that, so I. I'm prepared to answer.

[Jerry Warriner]

I bet you are.

[Lucy Warriner]

Armand was invited to the party by a young man whose sister is a pupil of Armand. Armand invited me to go along. I went because, believe it or not, I was lonely.

[Jerry Warriner]

And then the car broke down.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, his car is very old.

[Jerry Warriner]

So is this story.

[Lucy Warriner]

Do you wish me to go on?

[Jerry Warriner]

Sure, let's have a.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I stayed at the farmhouse, as I said. I slept badly because of insufficient blankets twice during the night I coughed. Let me see. Was there anything else?

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, look, Lucy. Now, this situation isn't as amusing as you seem to think it is. Now, if you had the sense to see it, you'd know that our marriage is teetering on the edge of a cliff. Or perhaps you have no sentiment left for me. Look, here on the table, there's a letter I wrote you from Florida. You didn't even open it.

[Lucy Warriner]

Why, it's enough to destroy one's faith, isn't it?

[Jerry Warriner]

I haven't any faith left in anyone.

[Lucy Warriner]

Not even that conscientious soul at Miami Beach. The one who followed your direction so nicely and mailed me a letter every day.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, what are you talking about?

[Lucy Warriner]

Darling, I don't like to be unpleasant, but you weren't in Florida.

[Jerry Warriner]

Don't you.

[Lucy Warriner]

You weren't in Florida. And you weren't in Montreal that time you said you were going there. Once you even had letters mailed from the wrong place. Dear Lucy, Charleston is such a quaint city.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, it is.

[Lucy Warriner]

The quaint thing about Charleston was the postmark was Perth Amboy, New Jersey.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, wait a minute. Now, don't try to justify your behavior by insinuating things about me.

[Lucy Warriner]

I haven't any behavior to justify. I've just been unlucky, that's all. Look, you came home and caught me in the truth. And it seems there's nothing less logical than the truth.

[Jerry Warriner]

A philosopher.

[Lucy Warriner]

You don't believe me?

[Jerry Warriner]

How can I believe you?

[Lucy Warriner]

Listen, Jerry, don't you see that there can't be any doubt in marriage? The whole thing is built on faith. And if you've lost that, you've lost everything.

[Jerry Warriner]

I suppose when that is gone, the marriage is washed up, isn't it?

[Lucy Warriner]

Do you mean that?

[Jerry Warriner]

Sure.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I guess that settles it.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I guess it does. And let me tell you something.

[Lucy Warriner]

Listen. Let me tell you something. I wouldn't go on living with you if you were dipped in platinum. So go on. Divorce me.

[Jerry Warriner]

Divorce you? Are you crazy? Do you think I want people to think you preferred that. That music lover to me?

[Lucy Warriner]

All right, then, I'll divorce you. That's customary, anyway. Has something to do with a husband being a gentleman.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, no. Now, never mind the gentleman stuff. Just get going on it.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'll call my lawyer right now. By the way, darling, what's the most convenient day for you to be divorced?

[Jerry Warriner]

And in the case of Warner vs Warriner, the court grants an interlocutory decree

[Narrator]

of divorce to the plaintiff, Lucy Warner.

[Jerry Warriner]

The divorce, if not further contested, Will become final in 90 days from this date.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

That will be all.

[Jerry Warriner]

Your Honor, there is one matter still unsettled. According to my client, Mr. Warner, it is a matter of. It's a matter of Mr. Smith.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, you, Honor. Mr. Smith.

[Narrator]

Who is Mr. Smith?

[Jerry Warriner]

Mr. Smith is.

[Narrator]

He's their dog.

[Jerry Warriner]

No, no, no. Mr. Smith is my dog.

[Lucy Warriner]

He's mine.

[Jerry Warriner]

He is not silent. But Mr. Smith belongs to me. And she's got it. I told you to keep quiet.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, ignore him. Your Honor, I told you he was impossible to get along with.

[Dan Leeson]

Quiet.

[Narrator]

Now, let's have the facts.

[Jerry Warriner]

The animal at present is in Mrs. Warner's possession. Mr. Warner wishes to have him because. Because he's mine.

[Lucy Warriner]

He is not.

[Jerry Warriner]

He is silent.

[Lucy Warriner]

He is mine.

[Jerry Warriner]

Silence. This seems to be a custody case. And in custody cases, we frequently permit the final decision to rest for the. The dog. Bailiff, have the dog brought in. Custody of the dog will depend on his own desire. And let me warn you, neither of you must use any false means of influencing the animal's decision. Unfasten the dog, please. Now, you may each call the dog.

[Lucy Warriner]

Come on, Mrs. Smith. Well, Mr. Smith came to me, you, Honor.

[Jerry Warriner]

Custody of the dog is awarded to Mrs. Warren. I object.

[Dan Leeson]

Silence.

[Narrator]

Court's adjourned.

[Lucy Warriner]

Good day. Your Honor.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, you wait a minute. Come back here, you.

[Lucy Warriner]

You mean me?

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes. What's that Mr. Smith has in his mouth?

[Lucy Warriner]

Why, it looks like his favorite rubber bone.

[Jerry Warriner]

Where did he get it? Where did he get it?

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, how would I know?

[Jerry Warriner]

You hid that bone under your handbag and he smelled it. You're not going to get him away from me like this.

[Lucy Warriner]

Get him. Well, I've got him, darling. Bye. Oh, rain, rain, rain. Look at that. Why, Aunt Patsy, is it doing anything besides falling?

[Aunt Patsy]

You know, if I'd known we were going to be buried side by side, I'd never have consented to take an apartment with you.

[Lucy Warriner]

But I needed you. You know the period of readjustment that comes in the wake of a divorce.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, readjustment, my foot. That's just another word for moping around. We could at least go somewhere where

[Lucy Warriner]

there's a little life. Well, we can't go out without escort, so that's that.

[Aunt Patsy]

Ma', am. I don't need an escort to go down to the lobby. I'm going down to the newsstand and see Joe. He may be funny looking, but he's a man. And maybe he knocks off early.

[Lucy Warriner]

Aunt Patsy, you would. I wouldn't, huh?

[Aunt Patsy]

You're talking to a desperate woman. Oh, well, I Guess I've read pretty nearly everything here, Joe.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, gee, I'm sorry, ma'.

[Dan Leeson]

Am.

[Aunt Patsy]

Yeah, too bad they stopped printing zippy stories.

[Dan Leeson]

Yes, ma'.

[Lucy Warriner]

Am.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, that's what my wife says.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, your wife? Well, that settles that.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, pardon me. Did that copy come in of the Tulsa, Oklahoma Bugle?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Leon. I guess maybe there's something wrong with the mail.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, that's too bad. Looks like I won't find out how

[Narrator]

we did the rodeo.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, how do, ma'? Am?

[Aunt Patsy]

Well, how do you do?

[Dan Leeson]

I hope you don't think I'm fresh.

[Announcer]

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[Dan Leeson]

My name's dan Leeson, room 1214. Ma and I seen you coming in and going out sometime.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, we've noticed you too.

[Narrator]

You did?

[Lucy Warriner]

Uh huh.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well.

[Dan Leeson]

Say, who is that beautiful girl who's with you sometime? She got a dog? Oh, she's beautiful.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, that's my niece, Lucy. She's just a little homebody.

[Narrator]

No.

[Aunt Patsy]

Yes.

[Dan Leeson]

Say, I wonder if you'd do me a favor.

[Aunt Patsy]

Why, of course, Mr. Leeson. What is it?

[Dan Leeson]

Well, you see, I'm a stranger in town here, and Ma and I don't know any folks, so I thought.

[Aunt Patsy]

Go right in, Mr. Leeson.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, thank you.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, I think it's just wonderful that we met this way. Oh, Lucy, dear, may I present Mr. Leeson? Mr. Leeson, this is my niece. You are so anxious to meet. Her name is Lucy Warriner.

[Lucy Warriner]

How do you do?

[Dan Leeson]

How do you do, ma'?

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Am?

[Aunt Patsy]

Mr. Leeson's from Oklahoma, Lucy. And he'd take it as being right neighborly of us if we'd show him some of the bright spots.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, it's raining rather hard.

[Aunt Patsy]

Mr. Leeson lives right across the hall with his mother. Isn't that what you said? With your mother?

[Dan Leeson]

Yeah, yeah, with Ma. We're here on a visit. You see, I'm an oil, you know.

[Aunt Patsy]

Marinated, so to speak.

[Dan Leeson]

That's a good one. I gotta remember to tell that to Ma.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm sure she'd adore it.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah.

[Aunt Patsy]

Well, tell us all about Oklahoma, Mr. Leeson.

[Dan Leeson]

Well, we all think Oklahoma's pretty darn swell.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, there's the door.

[Aunt Patsy]

Excuse me. I'll get it.

[Dan Leeson]

Like I was saying, saying Oklahoma's pretty darn swell.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, hello, Aunt Patsy.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, what, Jerry. Oh, dear.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, how's the old girl? How are you standing the rainy weather?

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, we never let an occasional drip bother us. Right.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, thanks, Patrick. Oh, dear me. You've got company, huh? Well, well, well. Hello, Lucy.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello. What do you want?

[Jerry Warriner]

Read this little legal document. I guess that'll explain better than I could.

[Lucy Warriner]

What is this?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, it's a writ. That's what it is, a writ. The court just ruled that I am permitted to see my dog for two hours a week. I am permitted to take Mr. Smith walking or riding or motorboating. Aquaplaning. No, no, no. Not aquaplaning. That's too dangerous. The order reads that I can visit with him and entertain him in any form or manner that does not endanger life or live. That would rule out aquaplaning, you see?

[Lucy Warriner]

So I suppose you've come to take

[Jerry Warriner]

him bicycling in this weather? Are you crazy? Why, he catches death of cold. Where is Mr. Smith?

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, I'll get him.

[Dan Leeson]

Ms. Warner, maybe I better leave.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm sorry, Mr. Leeson, this is my husband.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, I mean.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh. Oh, he's only my husband for another 60 days.

[Jerry Warriner]

59. Well, how are you, Mr. Leeson?

[Dan Leeson]

Howdy. I'm glad to know you.

[Jerry Warriner]

Excuse me. What did you say?

[Dan Leeson]

I said I'm glad to know you.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, how can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'll bet you do.

[Jerry Warriner]

What's that supposed to mean?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, nothing. Jerry, why don't you go and play with the dog?

[Jerry Warriner]

Why, sure. Where is it? Hey, Mr. Smith,

[Lucy Warriner]

you were telling us about Oklahoma, Mr. Leeson.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, yes. Well, you see, I'm. I'm really a man of many interests

[Jerry Warriner]

out there, Ms. Warner.

[Dan Leeson]

Oil is my main business. Of course, I can't complain about that. It's treated me real.

[Lucy Warriner]

Jerry, you broke my lair.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, it's nothing. I'll get you a new one.

[Dan Leeson]

As I was saying, Ms. Warner, I got a big ranch just outside of town, Tulsa, you know. And I got just about it.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, Jerry, do you have to play that game?

[Jerry Warriner]

You know any other ones?

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes.

[Aunt Patsy]

Go get his rubber bone for him. He loves that bone.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, sure, the bone. I remember. Where is that?

[Lucy Warriner]

In the closet. Right here.

[Jerry Warriner]

In here?

[Aunt Patsy]

That's right.

[Jerry Warriner]

I can't find it.

[Lucy Warriner]

Just keep looking.

[Jerry Warriner]

Hey. Hey, what is this? You lock the door on me.

[Lucy Warriner]

Patsy, what are you doing?

[Aunt Patsy]

Lucy, dear, why don't you just run? Run along with Mr. Le.

[Dan Leeson]

Say, is there anything wrong?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, no, no.

[Aunt Patsy]

It's just a game Mr. Warren has with the dog.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, I see, Mr. Leeson. Come on, let's go.

[Dan Leeson]

Swell.

[Lucy Warriner]

Good night, Aunt Patsy. I hope you know what you're doing.

[Aunt Patsy]

Good night, dear.

[Dan Leeson]

Good night.

[Lucy Warriner]

Good night.

[Jerry Warriner]

I'll break the door down if you don't let me.

[Lucy Warriner]

Just a minute. Just a minute.

[Aunt Patsy]

Come on out, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, where is she? Where did she go? Who are you trying to cook up? Something between my wife and Buffalo Bill.

[Aunt Patsy]

Your wife?

[Jerry Warriner]

She's still my wife of 50, 60, whatever it is.

[Aunt Patsy]

Yes, 59.

[Jerry Warriner]

But she's still my wife.

[Aunt Patsy]

Yes. What are you gonna do about it?

[Jerry Warriner]

You stick around and watch. I've got some rights around here to

[Aunt Patsy]

entertain Mr. Smith in any form or manner.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, shut up.

[Narrator]

We only have the second act of the awful truth in a moment. You know, with our servicemen stationed in so many countries around the world, they have a wonderful opportunity to observe the customs and traditions of other people. They're finding out that these customs aren't so strange after all. For instance, in many countries, what is known as puberty rites still exist. These are celebrations, sometimes accompanied by singing and dancing, of a child growing up. Before he takes his place among the adults, he may be required to show his courage, his knowledge of the history and customs of his people, his ability to be a good member of that group. Among some primitive groups, this may even include physical torture of one sort or another. Well, this might sound strange, but as our servicemen have observed, it has its counterpart in our own life. The initiation ceremonies of high school or college fraternities, the coming out parties of debutantes, the bar mitzvah among members of the Jewish faith, these are all examples of the same thing. Actually, the mental and physical examinations that a young man takes before he puts on the uniform of his country are merely scientific tests to ensure the same thing, to see if he's qualified to take his place among others. And this is true about customs and traditions of all countries. The way of doing things may be different, but the ideals are the same. Our servicemen are helping to maintain goodwill by observing these customs, by learning about them and honoring them. This, after all, is one of our traditions, to let the other fellow have the same rights and privileges that we want for ourselves. Now, our producer, Mr. Cummings.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Act two of the awful Truth. Starring Cary Grant as Jerry and Irene Dunn as Lucy. It's morning, a few weeks after Jerry's hectic visit. Across the breakfast table in their lonely apartment, Aunt Patsy is looking at her niece with an expression of growing amazement.

[Aunt Patsy]

What did you say, Lucy?

[Lucy Warriner]

I said, of course I like Dan Leeson. Why shouldn't I? He's sweet and thoughtful. Patsy, you should be the last one to object. You introduced him to me.

[Aunt Patsy]

Well, only because he was a man who could take us out. Now, I didn't expect you to get

[Lucy Warriner]

silly about him, but is it silly to like a man who's sane and considerate, or. I was married to one of those gay romantic types and one is enough.

[Aunt Patsy]

Your toast is burning.

[Lucy Warriner]

I tell you, I'm serious about Dan Leeson. He's a fine person. I like him. I like him very much. I'm all through with Jerry. Doesn't mean a thing to me. I don't love him. And what's more, I probably never did. I hate Jerry Warner, and I like Dan Leeson very, very much. And I hope he's just mad about me because I think he's the finest man I ever met. Lucy, I know my toast is burning. Well, honest to goodness, Mr. Warrener, I think it's simply wonderful of y' all to come here just to hear a

[Aunt Patsy]

little old me sing.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, yeah, sure, Mr. Warriner. You're awful sweet and all that, but, you know, you always seem to have your mind on something else. Or maybe it's someone else. Am I right, sugar pie?

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, well, you know how it is. I'm in love with love. In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter. Say, how long have you been talking like Amos Nandy?

[Lucy Warriner]

For a long time. It helps me in my work. Well, shut my mouth. Who is that gorgeous looking creature just coming in where?

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, well, you've heard that old gag about who was that lady I saw you with?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, you mean that's no lady. That's your wife?

[Jerry Warriner]

Uhuh. That's my wife.

[Dan Leeson]

I guess this our table over here. Lucy, sit down.

[Jerry Warriner]

Come on over and meet her.

[Lucy Warriner]

All right.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, well. Hello.

[Aunt Patsy]

Hello. Hello.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, this is Ms. Dixie Belle. And this is Mrs. Warner. And this is Mr. Leeson, the gentleman Mrs. Warner's going. Going to marry.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm mighty proud to meet you.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, you're sure we're not intruding?

[Dan Leeson]

What do you mean?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, wouldn't you like us to have a drink? Well, thanks, Dan, I will. Oh.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, why yeah, sure, of course.

[Jerry Warriner]

Sit down, Dixon. Thank you. Ah, my, isn't this cozy. So. So you two are going to be married. Well, I was glad when I heard that. I said to myself, that Lisa's just the man for Lucy. And then I said to myself, he's

[Lucy Warriner]

always talking to himself. It's a charming place, don't you think,

[Aunt Patsy]

Miss A Dixie Belly.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I'm so glad, because I kind

[Aunt Patsy]

of feel like the place is mine.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, you come here often? Oh, I work here. Didn't you all know that? Oh, no.

[Dan Leeson]

Say, you're from the south, aren't you?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh. Oh, isn't he just a cleverest yet? How'd you only ever guess that, Mr. Man?

[Dan Leeson]

I don't know. Just a shot in the dark.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, you see, Dixie Belle Lee isn't her real name. No, no, no, no. She. She changed it because her family objected to her going into show business. Isn't that right?

[Aunt Patsy]

That's right.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, well, I guess I'd better go now and get ready. Can you all stay to see my ex? Well, of course we'll stay.

[Dan Leeson]

Why, nothing could drag us away.

[Aunt Patsy]

See you later, honey.

[Jerry Warriner]

I'll be here, dumpling.

[Lucy Warriner]

She seems like a nice girl, James.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, she is. Wait until you hear her sing. A Golden Throat. That's why I keep coming here all the time, just to listen to her.

[Lucy Warriner]

How faithful of you.

[Dan Leeson]

Does she really sing awful good?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, yeah, but I don't think her singing's up to Lucy's. But Dixie has a sort of elfin charm. Je ne sais quoi, if you know what I mean.

[Lucy Warriner]

Dan. Dear Dixie, don't you think you ought to ask Jerry about it now?

[Producer Irving Cummings]

What?

[Narrator]

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jerry Warriner]

About what?

[Lucy Warriner]

About our mine, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

What mine?

[Lucy Warriner]

You know, our coal mine. I was telling Mr. Leeson how badly it was doing and he thought maybe he could do better with it.

[Dan Leeson]

Yeah, that's right. I'd like to gamble on it, Mr. Warner. I'm pretty lucky. You know what they call me out west?

[Jerry Warriner]

No, but I can guess.

[Dan Leeson]

How about us having a conference in my apartment tomorrow?

[Jerry Warriner]

I don't know. I'll have to think about it.

[Narrator]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's with

[Jerry Warriner]

great pleasure that I present that great little artiste, Miss Dixie Belle Lee. Here she comes. Isn't she pretty?

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, she sure is.

[Lucy Warriner]

Costume's a little short, unless she does a tank act.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now listen to this.

[Lucy Warriner]

Put another call in in that nickelodeon. All I want is love

[Aunt Patsy]

oh, I

[Lucy Warriner]

do anything for you. Is that what you mean by Elfin John?

[Jerry Warriner]

Not bad, huh?

[Dan Leeson]

They say she'd go great in Oklahoma, wouldn't she? Come on, honey.

[Lucy Warriner]

Dad, I don't feel well.

[Narrator]

What's the trouble, Lucy?

[Lucy Warriner]

Come on, take me home.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, but, Lucy, we can't walk out right in the middle of Ms. Lee singing.

[Jerry Warriner]

Don't you like her, Lucy?

[Lucy Warriner]

I love her. Of course, I can see where it was easier for her to change her name than for a whole family to change theirs.

[Dan Leeson]

Well, if you want. Lucy, don't forget about tomorrow afternoon in my apartment. Mr. Warner, you know about the mine.

[Jerry Warriner]

I'll be there, Dan.

[Lucy Warriner]

Anything for you. Anything you want me to. All I want is. Is loving you and.

[Dan Leeson]

Sit down, Warner. I want to hear all about this coal mine.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah, well, I got all the records and history with me. By the way, Lucy, I searched all over for the report McCall made before we bought the mine, but I couldn't find it. You must have it.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, perhaps I have.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah, well, when you get a chance, take a look through your stocking drawer. You know, Dan, she always hides important things in the top drawer of her dresser.

[Dan Leeson]

Oh, she does?

[Jerry Warriner]

Every legal paper we ever had, Smith. Even our marriage certificate.

[Lucy Warriner]

About the mine, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, yes, yes, the mind.

[Lucy Warriner]

Howdy, folks.

[Jerry Warriner]

Come on in, Ma.

[Dan Leeson]

Come on in. Sit down.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello, Mrs. Leeson.

[Jerry Warriner]

Afternoon, Lucy.

[Dan Leeson]

I guess you don't know this feller here. He's Jerry Warner, Ma.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, hello, Warner.

[Lucy Warriner]

You mean that. That he is.

[Chumba Casino Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Dan Leeson]

Yeah, that's right, Mo. He's a Warner.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, well, it's very funny seeing you here, Mr. Warner.

[Jerry Warriner]

Pretty funny seeing you, too.

[Lucy Warriner]

You know, I met some people today and they spoke about you and about Lucy. They knew you both before the divorce. Well, I imagine you run into dozens of people who did. They spoke very well of you, Mr. Warner. They said you were a real gentleman.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, well, you can't please everybody.

[Lucy Warriner]

They talked about Lucy, too. Really good not to be Forgotten by your old friend. You know, Lucy, I've heard your fine singing voice, but I never realized that you must have had a teacher. They tell me he's been teaching you for some time. And he's a very romantic type. I also heard that. Oh, well, never matter.

[Dan Leeson]

What's that?

[Jerry Warriner]

Look at this map. Lisa, about this new opening in the northern side of the mine. Here, let me show you the perspective.

[Lucy Warriner]

Gary, I think I ought to tell you that nobody's listening, huh?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, what do you mean? What could possibly be more interesting than the Warriner mine?

[Lucy Warriner]

The Warrener divorced. The gal's name needs clearing.

[Aunt Patsy]

Partner.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, that's ridiculous. Is it really, Mrs. Leeson? So are you. I mean. No, no, no. Sit down.

[Dan Leeson]

There.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, our divorce was one of those tragedies you read about in newspapers. A trusting woman and a worthless man. Lucy is above suspicion, always has been. She's as pure as the driven snow and as faithful as she is fair. I tell you, something wonderful went out of my life when I lost her.

[Dan Leeson]

I know just how you feel, Mr. Warner.

[Jerry Warriner]

How do you know? How can you know how I feel to have used up the best years of a woman's life? Well, folks, I'll be leaving now. Excuse me, ma'. Am. You're sitting on my prospectus. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, take good care of her, Dan, won't you? I'm sure you'll be happy out where the west begins. All three of you. Goodbye now. Huh?

[Dan Leeson]

Oh. Well, Ma, are you convinced about everything?

[Lucy Warriner]

Yeah, but what about the music teacher? Look, you two, I'll go and you can settle things for yourselves. Let me know how it comes out. Put a light in your window if it's yes and two of it's no. And if you can't make up your mind, just pull down the shade.

[Aunt Patsy]

But all I want to know is why is Armand Luval coming here?

[Lucy Warriner]

Because I sent for him.

[Aunt Patsy]

He ruined your last happy home and he'll bust the Oklahoma deal wide open.

[Lucy Warriner]

There isn't going to be any Oklahoma deal.

[Aunt Patsy]

Huh?

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm not going to marry Dan Leeson.

[Aunt Patsy]

Well, why not?

[Lucy Warriner]

Because I'm still in love with that crazy lunatic Jerry Warner. There's nothing I can do about it. Oh, answer the door, will you, Pat? Yes, all right, all right.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, good evening, Mr. Laval.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, good evening, Armand.

[Lucy Warriner]

Come in.

[Jerry Warriner]

Ah, thank you. I got you called. What is the trouble?

[Lucy Warriner]

Look, Armand, sit down.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, thank you.

[Lucy Warriner]

It's about Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, yes, your husband. He's a very funny man.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, he is. But I'm Convinced he still cares about me or he wouldn't do the funny things he does.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, but he does not care much about me.

[Lucy Warriner]

No, he doesn't. And that's just what I'm getting at. Armand, you know everything was all right that night. And. And I want you to convince him that everything was just as well. We said it was.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I'd be glad to.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

I'll go to him.

[Announcer]

Tell.

[Jerry Warriner]

Does he carry a gun?

[Lucy Warriner]

Now, you're not afraid of him?

[Jerry Warriner]

Of course not. But you know husband and.

[Lucy Warriner]

Look, Alma, he mustn't know that I've had anything to do with this.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, very well.

[Lucy Warriner]

And will you do it as soon as possible?

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes. Open up. My day to see Mr. Smith.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, it's Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

But this is much too soon.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, isn't it? Well. Well, do something.

[Jerry Warriner]

What shall I do?

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, you just can't stand. Go in the other room. Go on. Hurry, hurry.

[Jerry Warriner]

I do not care for this.

[Lucy Warriner]

All right, let him in. Patsy, dear.

[Aunt Patsy]

You said it.

[Jerry Warriner]

Greetings, Patsy.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, hello.

[Announcer]

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[Jerry Warriner]

Hello?

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Lucy?

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello?

[Jerry Warriner]

Hello? What does that mean? What's the matter?

[Lucy Warriner]

Nothing.

[Aunt Patsy]

Well, I. I guess you two want to be alone.

[Lucy Warriner]

No, Patsy, I'll.

[Aunt Patsy]

I'll just whip up A little omelet in the kitchen.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, she's a smart girl. You. Aunt Patsy. I did want to be alone, Lucy.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, you did?

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes. Now, listen, darling, I've been a SAP.

[Lucy Warriner]

Have you?

[Dan Leeson]

Yeah.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I just said so, and I want to apologize. I know that that idiot Lavelle couldn't have meant anything to you, and, well, I. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for everything.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, well, look, Jerry, let's meet later and talk it over, shall we? Huh?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, sure, but.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, wonderful. All right. Here's your hat. Goodbye.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah, dear, but I'll call you.

[Lucy Warriner]

Goodbye.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, are you trying to get rid of me?

[Lucy Warriner]

Why should I try to get rid of you? Here's your hat.

[Jerry Warriner]

My hat? This isn't my hat.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh. Oh, isn't it?

[Jerry Warriner]

Look at this thing. It comes down over my ears.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, isn't that funny? But did you get a haircut, maybe?

[Jerry Warriner]

No, no, not since I came in. Now, look at it. Doesn't that look funny to you?

[Lucy Warriner]

It's a little roomy, but maybe they're wearing them that way this year.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I don't think so.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, Aunt Percy gets up there. All right, all right.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh. Oh, look, if you've got company.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, it's nobody. It's probably Dan Leeson.

[Jerry Warriner]

Leeson? Oh, well, I wouldn't want him to see me here. I've caused enough trouble. Lucy, I've just stuck in the other.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, no, no, no, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Jerry.

[Lucy Warriner]

No. Jerry, wait. Wait. Oh. Oh, dear.

[Dan Leeson]

Hello, Ms. Adams.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello.

[Aunt Patsy]

It's Mr. Leeson and his mother. Lucy.

[Dan Leeson]

Hello, Lucy.

[Lucy Warriner]

Lucy, dear, I've come to tell you something. Hello. Hello.

[Dan Leeson]

We've come to tell you.

[Lucy Warriner]

Lucy. Well, what have you come to tell me? Well, I want to apologize for those awful things that I accused you of this morning. Oh, yes, go on.

[Jerry Warriner]

What's that?

[Aunt Patsy]

I think somebody's cleaning up in the other room.

[Lucy Warriner]

Lucy, I don't want you to be angry with me for repeating what that awful woman said about you. I'm not angry, Mrs. Lisa. What nonsense. What is that? Well,

[Aunt Patsy]

They forgot to touch second.

[Lucy Warriner]

Who was that? Was that Mr. Werner? Yes, he just dropped in and out. Oh, Dan, I think we'd better go. Two men hiding in the other room.

[Dan Leeson]

Well, all I got to say is a man's best friend is his mother.

[Jerry Warriner]

Come on, Ma.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, Lucy, don't. Now, don't cry, dear.

[Lucy Warriner]

He believed it. He thought Alma was hiding that room.

[Aunt Patsy]

Yeah, sure. So did his mother.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm talking about Jerry. Oh.

[Aunt Patsy]

Oh, Jerry. You know, it's getting hard to keep track well, now, what's the matter with Jerry?

[Lucy Warriner]

Read this, Ms. Luthor.

[Aunt Patsy]

Let me see. Jerry Warriner is being seen these days with Barbara Vance, the madcap heiress. We wonder if there'll be wedding bells when Jerry's divorce becomes final in two weeks.

[Lucy Warriner]

Two weeks? That's bigamy.

[Aunt Patsy]

She's not married to him yet.

[Lucy Warriner]

Knowing she won't be, he said he'd stick to me for better or worse and if he knows what's good for him, he better.

[Narrator]

In a moment. Act three of the Awful Truth. Sergeant Kenneth Kaiser was the first man of the 40th Infantry Division to die in Korean combat. And his memory is perpetuated today in the Kenneth Kaiser High School the first co educational high school in all Korea. It's a tribute too to the men of the 40th who wanted a living memorial to one of their heroes. The buddies of Sergeant Kaiser raised the $16,000 that went into its construction. They planned the building and they provided much of the labor. 285 boys and girls there proudly wear the tiny enameled metal pins that are replicas of the insignia of the 40th Division. It's a dynamic continuing memorial that has promise of making its influence felt for generations to come. Such acts by you and your friends today are shaping our world of tomorrow. We pause now for station identification.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

The curtain rises on Act 3 of the awful Truth. Starring Irene Dunn as Lucy and Cary Grant as Jerry.

[Announcer]

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[Producer Irving Cummings]

Two weeks have gone by and the divorce is almost final. Determined to block Jerry's impending marriage to the society heiress, Lucy has tricked her way into his apartment. Just inside the door, she stands facing him.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Hello. And what's the nature of this visit?

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, you know what today is, don't you?

[Jerry Warriner]

Certainly I do. Our divorce becomes final tonight at 12 o'. Clock.

[Aunt Patsy]

That's right.

[Lucy Warriner]

So I just thought I'd drop up to wish you a lot of luck.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, no, that's very nice of you, but I'm just on my way out.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, where to?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, you must know I'm on my way out to a pre engagement party for Barbara and me at the Vance's Derry.

[Lucy Warriner]

You can't.

[Jerry Warriner]

Who says so?

[Lucy Warriner]

You can't because you love me.

[Jerry Warriner]

Bob is a fine girl. We get along fine together.

[Lucy Warriner]

Terry. Look, it's. It's no fun for me to come here practically crawling to you. But our marriage is worth it. I'd do anything to make you understand that. That you and I belong together. Tomorrow will be too late. Once you're free, the Bancets will officially announce your engagement. And you'll be caught by circumstances. You'll be lost, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Very contentedly too.

[Lucy Warriner]

No, you'll be miserable. Oh, you dope. Why can't you understand? I'll take it.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, no you won't. This is my.

[Lucy Warriner]

I'm sorry. Hello?

[Jerry Warriner]

Hello?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, hello. Who is this, may I ask? I think it's.

[Dan Leeson]

What's her name?

[Jerry Warriner]

Give me that phone.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello? Hello?

[Jerry Warriner]

Do you have to answer my telephone?

[Lucy Warriner]

I only said hello.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, shut up. Now what am I going to tell her?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, tell her to call back. Hello?

[Jerry Warriner]

Hello? Hello. Oh, hello, darling.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, it took you long enough. You made up your mind who the woman is?

[Jerry Warriner]

That's funny. I knew you were going to ask me that.

[Lucy Warriner]

So did I. Who was she?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, it's really very simple. That was my. My sister.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, really? How are you ever going to get out of that one?

[Jerry Warriner]

Keep quiet.

[Lucy Warriner]

I didn't know you had a sister.

[Jerry Warriner]

Why, certainly. She just got back from Paris.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, that's lovely. Oh, I'd love to meet your sister, Jerry. Why don't you bring her along tonight?

[Jerry Warriner]

No, no, I don't Think she could come over this evening? She has a previous engagement.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, she's very eager to meet you, dear.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, tell her I'd love to meet her. And tell her to wear boxing gloves.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, Barbara. She said if she possibly could, she'd break her engagement and come over later.

[Lucy Warriner]

Could she, Jerry?

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, but I doubt it very much.

[Lucy Warriner]

I doubt it very much, too. Well, if she can't, she can't.

[Jerry Warriner]

Of course. That's right, dear. I'll do my best to fix it up so the two of you can meet very soon. Goodbye.

[Lucy Warriner]

Goodbye, dear. Hurry over.

[Jerry Warriner]

I will. I'm in a fine fix. She wants to meet my sister. Well, you're a big help.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, you know me. Anything I can do.

[Dan Leeson]

What?

[Jerry Warriner]

To break it up.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, I see what you mean.

[Jerry Warriner]

I'm in a fine mess.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I wouldn't worry about it. She trusts you, doesn't she?

[Jerry Warriner]

Of course she does.

[Dan Leeson]

Hello?

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello, Jerry, I did it again.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, come on, give me that thing. Hello.

[Lucy Warriner]

Hello, darling. Mother absolutely insists on your. Listen, you don't have to take that from anybody, darling.

[Jerry Warriner]

I told you she couldn't make it.

[Aunt Patsy]

Just don't stand for it.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, no, no, no. Listen, there's no reason for you to call me up every five minutes, is there, Jerry? Goodbye.

[Aunt Patsy]

Well.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, please keep going.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well,

[Jerry Warriner]

Sit down, my boy.

[Dan Leeson]

Sit down.

[Jerry Warriner]

Thank you, Mr. Vance.

[Lucy Warriner]

It's too bad your sister couldn't come tonight, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, well, she's. She was terribly sorry, Mrs. Vance. You see, she. She didn't weather the boat trip very well.

[Lucy Warriner]

You can imagine my surprise when I heard a woman's voice on the phone. You can't blame me for being suspicious, Jerry, darling.

[Jerry Warriner]

Certainly. I mean, of course not.

[Lucy Warriner]

I was thinking, dear. Mother, don't you think it would be nice if I asked Jerry's sister to be a bridesmaid? Oh, lovely.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I think she's going back to Paris almost immediately. But then you'd like my sister, Barbara. She's very much your type.

[Lucy Warriner]

Where'd she go to school?

[Jerry Warriner]

Excuse me. What did you say?

[Lucy Warriner]

I said, where'd she go to school?

[Jerry Warriner]

Switzerland.

[Lucy Warriner]

Switzerland?

[Narrator]

Oh, and you.

[Jerry Warriner]

You say your father was a Princeton man? Yes, that's right, Sir. Class of 1902. He tells some very funny stories about the place in those days, too. He tells one in particular about a football game. You see, it seems that Yale was playing Princeton. I Beg your pardon, Mrs. Vance.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, Edwards?

[Jerry Warriner]

Mr. Jerry's sister has arrived. What? Miss Lulu Warriner.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, hello. Well, I made it, Jerry. Surprised? You Maniac What'd you say, dear?

[Jerry Warriner]

I just asked how you were feeling.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I'm feeling fine.

[Jerry Warriner]

Mrs. Vance, may I present my sister, Lulu?

[Lucy Warriner]

How do you do? Well, how do you do? It so lovely to know you, Mrs. Vancey. Vance, dear.

[Jerry Warriner]

Barbara, this is Lulu.

[Lucy Warriner]

How do you do? How do you do? Well, it's sure nice getting a chance to meet you. I've seen your pictures in the newspaper, but I wondered what you really look like. I've wondered about you. Oh, thank you.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, Lulu.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes, dear?

[Jerry Warriner]

This is Barbara's father, Mr. Vance. Mr. Vance, my sister.

[Lucy Warriner]

How do you do?

[Narrator]

How do you do? Well, what's the matter?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, nothing. Only I never would have known you from Jerry's description. I think you're cute.

[Jerry Warriner]

Won't you sit down, Ms. Wildenhauer?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, thank you. Say, did I interrupt something?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I was told Telling a story about my. About our father.

[Lucy Warriner]

Ah, well, go ahead, dear.

[Jerry Warriner]

Thank you. You see, Mr. Vance, it was Yale's ball on Princeton's two yard line.

[Lucy Warriner]

Mr. Vance, I don't want to appear rude, but I wonder if I could have a little drinky. Certainly. I had three or four before I got here, but they're beginning to wear off and you know how that is. Showing like a me like that. Jerry, you like a little drink yourself? You know what we call him, Mrs. Van? We call him Jerry the Nipper. He likes to sneak him when nobody's looking. He's all cute about it, too. Yeah, I've seen him go along a whole evening and apparently not have a thing to drink and all of a sudden fall flat on his p.

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[Lucy Warriner]

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[Jerry Warriner]

Me, miss?

[Lucy Warriner]

Make that a good slug, will you, Eddie?

[Jerry Warriner]

Very good, miss.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you, Jerry. What were you saying?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I was just telling them one of father's stories. You've heard it. Oh, you see, there was a minute ago dad had the ball and.

[Lucy Warriner]

Ball? What ball?

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, the football.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, what in the world was dad doing with the football?

[Jerry Warriner]

Just telling a story about when father was at Princeton. Now, you remember that?

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, yes, sure, of course I remember. You know, Pop just loved Princeton. He was there nearly 20 years. He just adored it. And he certainly kept it looking beautiful. You've seen the grounds, of course? The grounds, of course.

[Jerry Warriner]

I. Oh, I'm afraid the has a somewhat distorted sense of humor.

[Lucy Warriner]

So have I.

[Jerry Warriner]

Your drink, miss.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, gee, thanks, Eddie.

[Jerry Warriner]

What she really meant to say was that.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, gosh, that was good. I sure was thirsty. Must have been the ham I had for dinner.

[Jerry Warriner]

Now, listen, you.

[Lucy Warriner]

Say, where do you get your liquor, Mr. Vance? That is, if it isn't too personal.

[Narrator]

That was imported from Paris.

[Lucy Warriner]

You don't say. Well, that's pretty good stuff. Ever I manage to get to Paris, I'm sure going to look up the guy that sold it to you. If you ever get to Paris. Paris? Didn't you just come back from there? Who, me? Well, I only wish I had. Oh, I guess that's one of Jerry's little stories again. You know, when Jerry and I were kids, we were the worst liars in the neighborhood. We always used to pretend we had rich relatives who were going to leave us dull. Oh, it was harmless enough. Everybody knew we were just kidding ourselves.

[Aunt Patsy]

You?

[Lucy Warriner]

Sure, everybody. Everybody knew. Oh, sure. Who'd be dope enough to look at Jerry and me and think we had money or family? But you have to give Jerry credit. We're proud of him. He's worked himself up from nothing to this. What do you mean by this? Now I'm different. It isn't money that counts with me or position in life. No, sir. You know what it is? Art. You know, when I was working at the Virginia Club, I used to. Worked at the Virginia Club. Oh, sure. Didn't Jerry tell you? No, he didn't. You're a singer, Ms. Warimer? Yes, that's what I do. I sing.

[Narrator]

Perhaps you sing for us now.

[Jerry Warriner]

No, no, no. Some other time, Mr. Van.

[Lucy Warriner]

That's the trouble with you, Jerry. You've tried to keep me in the background all your life. Of course I'll sing for you. You own a piano right there. Oh, thanks. Well, you see, when I was. Say, wait a minute. Don't anybody leave this room. I've lost my purse. Good gracious. There's your purse, Ms. Warner, and the chair. Oh, well, am I relieved. Say, Eddie.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, miss?

[Lucy Warriner]

Keep an eye on my purse, will you?

[Jerry Warriner]

Lulu. Lulu, I think we better go now.

[Lucy Warriner]

No, not before I sing. Jerry, what are you going to sing? Well, it's a kind of a surprise. The first time I sang this number, I killed him. You know, there was a fella, I think he was a critic, and he said my voice had. Oh, what was it? A kind of an elfin charm, if you know what I mean. Now, quieter.

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[Lucy Warriner]

Barbara, I'm afraid I'll fly. Mrs. Van.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, come on. Yes, come on home. That's right. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Good night, Mr. Bank.

[Lucy Warriner]

Good night. Good night. Jerry, Aren't you speaking to me?

[Jerry Warriner]

No.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, that's better. It was wonderful of you to drive me up here to Aunt Patsy's cabin after all the trouble I've caused you.

[Jerry Warriner]

I'm delivering you over to your Aunt Patsy and then I'm leaving for good.

[Lucy Warriner]

I don't blame you, Jerry. I. I really don't blame you. Thank you, Jerry. You can leave now.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Oh, no.

[Jerry Warriner]

I want to see you safely in the door where you can get in your aunt's hair and out of mine.

[Lucy Warriner]

Mrs. Warner. Oh, hello, Frank.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, I wasn't expecting anybody tonight.

[Lucy Warriner]

Will you tell Aunt Patsy I'm here?

[Jerry Warriner]

Why, she ain't been here for weeks. Mrs. Warner. I get it. Another one of your little tricks, huh? Well, it won't work. I'm to going going back to town and I'm going alone. Good night and goodbye.

[Lucy Warriner]

Goodbye, Jerry. Be careful driving, dear. Hey, what's the matter?

[Jerry Warriner]

The keys to the car, where are they?

[Lucy Warriner]

What?

[Jerry Warriner]

The keys to the car. The ignition key. Where is it?

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, I don't know. Did you have it when you came?

[Jerry Warriner]

How do you think I drove up here? Now now listen, Lucy, you. You took that key and I want it back.

[Lucy Warriner]

I have got the key.

[Jerry Warriner]

You have so got it.

[Lucy Warriner]

You want to search me?

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah. No.

[Lucy Warriner]

Poor Jerry. Well, I guess you're stuck here all night, darling. Now isn't that a shame? So nice sitting here in front of the fireplace. Just the way it was when we came here on our honeymoon. Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, now, please, Lucy. The less you have to say, the better I like it.

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, it won't be long. It's a quarter after 11. 45 minutes. And you'll never have to listen to me again. Just 45 little minutes. And you must never think about me. Never let me spoil your happiness, Jerry. I'll get along all right. Just be happy, darling. No one will ever know that. Oh, I shouldn't say these things, should I, Jerry? But I'll get along all right.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Lucy Warriner]

Yes?

[Jerry Warriner]

Now listen, Lucy.

[Aunt Patsy]

What?

[Jerry Warriner]

It's all off. I'm not going to go through with it. I don't care whether you love me or not. You're married to me and you're going to stay married. Do you hear?

[Lucy Warriner]

Jerry, call the caretaker.

[Jerry Warriner]

No, no, I'll call him myself. Frank. Frank, come in here right away.

[Lucy Warriner]

Anything wrong, folks?

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes. Listen, Frank, you're a witness, see? The divorce is off.

[Lucy Warriner]

Oh, Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

At exactly 30 seconds before 12 o' clock, we called off the divorce. You remember that and swear to it.

[Lucy Warriner]

You.

[Jerry Warriner]

Thank you, Frank. Good night, you. Oh, if you'll give me your car

[Aunt Patsy]

keys, I'll put the car away for you.

[Jerry Warriner]

Oh, yeah. Here they are. Catch.

[Lucy Warriner]

Ah, you. Good night, Jerry. Listen. 12 o'.

[Jerry Warriner]

Clock. Yeah. Wedding bells.

[Lucy Warriner]

Jerry.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yes, darling?

[Lucy Warriner]

You said you couldn't find those keys.

[Jerry Warriner]

I did.

[Lucy Warriner]

And you had them all the time.

[Jerry Warriner]

I did. Well, what do you know?

[Narrator]

In a moment our stars will return. Make a friend and you make an ally. There's a thought for you to keep in mind, as many another American has. Not so long ago, the city of Port Angeles, Washington adopted a five month Commitment Community Improvement Plan. A plan designed to teach a community how to improve culturally, economically, socially and spiritually. The plan was such a success that the United States State Department brought over eight people from the little town of Rosenheim in Bavaria to see how the plan worked. At first, the Germans were suspicious. But their suspicions gradually disappeared as they recognized the American's genuine friendship. For three months they lived in various Port Angeles homes learning about American democracy. They visited schools, worked in groceries, hospitals, welfare offices and on the local paper. By comparing ideas, both the Germans and their hosts discovered that they were Working for the same ideal, to advance the principles of freedom, tolerance and brotherhood. When they finally left for home to teach others how typical Americans were really lived, it was a Rosenheim lawyer who best expressed their gratitude and appreciation when he said, I had no notion of American life since I thought that usually both husband and wife worked, that children were poorly brought up, that there was no family life in our sense of the word. I've come to the conclusion that it's a religious motive that makes the American people so willing to help not only individuals, but but whole nations toward freedom and recognition of human rights. Yes, like so many other Americans, the good people of Port Angeles had learned that by helping others, you help your country. Now here's Mr. Cummings with our stars.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

And here they are for a well earned curtain call. Cary Grant and Irene Dunn. Was the Awful Truth the first picture you two ever made together?

[Lucy Warriner]

Well, it was the first comedy. The next one we made for Columbia Pictures was a drama called Penny Serenade.

[Jerry Warriner]

Yeah, I saw the television of Penny Serenade last Thursday. I thought it was wonderful.

[Lucy Warriner]

It was a good production, I thought.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Well, next week. This week we have a romantic drama of the colorful period following the American Revolution. It's the exciting story of a lovely woman who resents the handsome overseer of her father's plantation. Zangaree. Paramount Pictures adventurous drama. And as our stars of this Pine Thomas production, Arlene Dahl starring in her original role in Sangaree. And Cesar Romero.

[Jerry Warriner]

Well, we won't miss that one either. Good night.

[Lucy Warriner]

Good night.

[Producer Irving Cummings]

Good night. It certainly was one of our braves.

[Narrator]

Her tonight cast tonight were william conrad as dan, paula winslow as patsy, hans conrad as armand, martha wentworth as Mrs. Leeson, virginia greg as barbara, norma barden as Mrs. Vance, herb butterfield as Mr. Vance and hard mcnear, beverly barnes, robert bailey, joe gilbert, molly baird, gigi pearson, joel forte, bob benz and eddie marr. Hollywood Radio Theater is produced by Irving Cummings. Our orchestra is directed by Rudy Schrager. This is your announcer, Ken Carpenter, inviting you to be with us again next week at this same time for another presentation of the Hollywood Radio Theater. This is the united states armed forces radio and television service. Hey, it's Bubba Wallace from 2311 Racing. You know what it feels like forever sitting on a plane waiting for takeoff?

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