Lux Radio Theatre - Miracle on 34th Street

Summary

Harold’s Old Time Radio

Episode Summary: Lux Radio Theatre – Miracle on 34th Street

Original Airdate: July 23, 2026
Podcast Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio

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Overview

This episode is a presentation of the classic Lux Radio Theatre adaptation of Miracle on 34th Street—the beloved holiday story that asks whether Santa Claus truly exists. Starring Edmund Gwenn, reprising his Oscar-winning role as Kris Kringle, the show transports listeners to postwar New York amid department store rivalries, charming skepticism, and an earnest legal battle over the existence of Santa Claus.

Miracle on 34th Street weaves themes of faith versus skepticism, the spirit of giving, and the importance of imagination through its heartfelt radio drama format, making it an enduring Christmas favorite brought to new life for old-time radio fans.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Stage (starts ~00:55)

• The story begins with Thanksgiving Day in New York City.
• Macy’s is hosting its annual parade, and Doris Walker, a pragmatic single mother and Macy’s executive, is struggling to find a replacement Santa when her original choice becomes unavailable due to inebriation.

“He's simply wonderful, Mrs. Walker. Just look at him on that float. The most realistic Santa Claus we’ve ever had.” – Mr. Gailey (01:02)

2. Meet Kris Kringle

• A kindly old man (Kris Kringle), seemingly appearing out of nowhere, is recruited to stand in as Santa Claus for Macy’s parade and is later hired as the store's official Santa.
• Kris’s authenticity, deep knowledge of toys, and refusal to “hard sell” dubious products endear him to customers and shake up Macy’s commercial culture.

“The one important thing is to make the children happy, isn’t it?...Whether Macy’s or somebody else sells the toy, it doesn’t matter.” – Kris Kringle (07:19)

3. Conflict Begins: Skepticism Meets Magic

• Doris’s young daughter Susan is raised with a strictly logical view of the world, taught not to believe in fairy tales or Santa Claus.
• Kris’s insistence that he truly is Santa disturbs Doris, who worries about his (and her daughter’s) mental health.

“Susan doesn’t believe in Santa Claus either.” – Doris Walker (04:23)
“That old man with the nice white whiskers insists that he is Santa Claus. He’s out of his mind. He might even be dangerous.” – Doris Walker (16:41)

4. Kris Kringle’s Unconventional Approach

• Rather than pushing Macy’s toys, Kris refers customers to other stores if Macy's is out of stock, creating goodwill and positive publicity.
• Macy’s adopts this “spirit of Christmas” policy, triggering Gimbel’s (a rival store) to follow suit, establishing a rare truce between department store giants.

“Not only will our Santa Claus continue in this manner, but every salesperson in the entire store…we’ll be known as the helpful store…public service ahead of profits. And consequently, we’ll make more profits than ever.” – Mr. Macy (15:15)

5. Questions of Sanity

• Store psychologist Mr. Sawyer suspects Kris is delusional and pressures for his dismissal.
• Kris reluctantly undergoes psychological testing and becomes frustrated with Sawyer’s patronizing approach.
• After a confrontation, Kris strikes Sawyer, who exaggerates the injury to have Kris sent for commitment to Bellevue Hospital.

“He’s crazy, Mr. Shellhammer. He really thinks he is Santa Claus.” – Doris Walker (16:14)
“There’s only one way to handle a man like you. Well, maybe this will knock some sense into you.” – Kris Kringle (31:17)

6. Fred Gailey Takes Kris’s Case

• Fred Gailey, Doris’s neighbor and a lawyer, becomes Kris’s legal champion.
• A high-profile sanity hearing turns into a media sensation, with Fred attempting to legally prove Kris is the one and only Santa Claus.

“Well, I’ve been here. And if you’re ready to leave, I’ll drive you home. Before you go, here’s a map I’ve made for you…” – Kris Kringle (50:44)

7. Christmas Spirit Enters the Courtroom

• Department store executives and children, including the District Attorney’s own son, testify believing in Kris.
• Judge Harper is swayed by public opinion and clever legal argument.
• The pivotal moment arrives when thousands of letters addressed to Santa are delivered to the courthouse and sorted to Kris, establishing government recognition.

“The post office department recognizes Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus. Since the United States government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it.” – Judge Harper (48:10)

8. Resolution and Real Magic

• Kris is declared Santa, faith is restored, and Doris and Susan’s skepticism melts away.
• Susan’s Christmas wish—a real home—is fulfilled when she discovers the exact house she’d dreamed of, suggesting that belief truly can bring miracles.

“Mr. Kringle, I do believe. I do. You’re silly, I suppose, but I do.” – Susan Walker (51:07) “A cane. Chris’s cane. Why, there couldn’t be two canes like this anywhere in the world.” – Fred Gailey (53:29)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• Kris’s Philosophy of Giving:
  “The one important thing is to make the children happy, isn’t it?...Whether Macy’s or somebody else sells the toy, it doesn’t matter. Don’t you feel that way?” — Kris Kringle (07:19)

• Kris to Susan on Imagination:
  “Imagination is a place all by itself…How would you like to be able to make snowballs in summertime, eh? Or fly south with a flock of geese?” — Kris Kringle (21:53)

• Legal Wit:
  “Your honor…anyone who thinks he’s Santa Claus is crazy. Well, you believe yourself to be Judge Harper, yet nobody questions your sanity because you are Judge Harper, do they?” — Fred Gailey in court (37:27)

• Crowning Moment:
  “Since the United States government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it.” — Judge Harper (48:10)

• Susan’s Moment of Faith and Wonder:
  “It’s the house…It’s the one I asked him for…Mr. Kringle. Mr. Kringle. He is Santa Claus.” — Susan Walker (52:09)

• Doris on Faith:
  “Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.” — Doris Walker (50:25)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Introduction & Macy’s Parade: 00:55 – 02:59
• Kris Kringle Hired as Santa: 05:05 – 07:37
• First Acts of Customer Kindness: 07:04 – 09:07
• Kris’s Employment Doubts: 12:20 – 15:36
• Store Policy Revolution: 15:36 – 16:14
• Kris’s Psychological Evaluation: 17:43 – 20:15
• Kris Moves in with Fred: 20:49 – 23:21
• Susan’s Christmas Wish: 24:58 – 26:11
• The Great Gimbel/Macy’s Handshake: 27:42 – 29:11
• Sawyer’s Manipulations and Kris’s Arrest: 29:37 – 31:21
• Legal Battle & Public Spectacle: 37:27 – 44:27
• Post Office Delivers for Santa: 45:12 – 48:10
• Susan Discovers Her Dream Home: 51:07 – 53:36

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Tone and Atmosphere

The episode delivers warmth, wit, whimsy, and drama wrapped in classic radio style. Performances are infused with sincerity and humor, bringing out the timeless appeal of believing in magic, even as grownups.

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Final Thoughts

Miracle on 34th Street reimagined for radio is a festive treat and a testament to the enduring power of hope, kindness, and faith. By presenting Kris’s story amid holiday hustle, courtroom drama, and a skeptical child’s heart, the episode reminds listeners that “faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to,” and that sometimes, a miracle is simply a child’s wish come true.

Transcript

[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Mr. Gailey]

Lux presents Hollywood. Sleeper Mother's Company, the makers of Lux Planet soap brings you the Lux Radio Theater starring Edmund Gwen in Miracle on 34th Street. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Irving Cumming. Greetings from Hollywood. Ladies and gentlemen, our Christmas present to you is one of our 20 greats which has become a modern Christmas classic. Miracle on 34th Street. So if you have any doubts as to whether or not there's a Santa Claus, I want you to meet Edmund Gwen in a moment when he will recreate his original role in this delightful 20th Century Fox picture. It's Thanksgiving Day in New York City. On a Broad Avenue adjoining Central park, an annual event is being joyfully awaited. The spectacular parade presented by Macy's department store to herald in the Christmas season. Away from the crowd are two of Macy's public relations experts. He's simply wonderful, Mrs. Walker. Just look at him on that float. The most realistic Santa Claus we've ever had. Why, he didn't even need any padding, did he?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Padding?

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, didn't you notice his tummy? So firm, yet so fully packed. Well, now that everything's under control, where on earth did you find him?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I. I don't know. I just turned around and there he was.

[Mr. Gailey]

And you think that the man whose place he took was. Was intoxicated with a breath that would

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

knock over a reindeer.

[Mr. Gailey]

Just think if Mr. Macy had seen him.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

What if Mr. Gimble had seen him? Competition between our swords is shot enough as it is. And the parade starting.

[Mr. Gailey]

Let's stand at the curb.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Not I, Mr. Shellhammer.

[Mr. Gailey]

I'm going home and relax.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Anyway, I can see it from there. I Live just around the corner.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, so you do. Well, see you tomorrow, Mrs. Barker. And congratulations on finding the best Catholic cloud in Macy's history. That's certainly a wonderful parade, Susan. Oh, just look at that clown. Gosh, what a giant.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Giant? Mr. Gailey, there are not such things as giants.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, not now, maybe, but in olden days.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Really, Mr. Gailey. And you a lawyer.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, what about the giants Jack killed? You know, Jack and the Beanstalk.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Everybody knows such a fairy tale. And I agree with my mother. Fairy tales are silly.

[Mr. Gailey]

Come in.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Good afternoon. I'm Susan's mother. The maid said I'd. Hello, Mother. I'm walking to parade. Mr. Gailey invited me. Hello, darling.

[Mr. Gailey]

Susie's told me quite a lot about you, Mr. Walker.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

She's told me quite a lot about you too. The man in the front apartment.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, that's all part of a plot. Mrs. Walker, I'm very fond of Susie, but I also want to meet you.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

At least you're thankful. Don't even mention the name. Why not, Mother? That Santa Claus you see is a last minute substitute. But why? Remember the way the janitor was last New Year's? Oh, my. Tight as an owl.

[Mr. Gailey]

I see. Susan doesn't read in Santa Claus either.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

That's right. She never has. Well, that's the end of the parade. Mother, I've been stinking. It's Thanksgiving and there are only the two of us. Couldn't we invite Mr. Gailey?

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, I. No, please don't bother. I'll. I'll have a sandwich or something.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

But we have such a big turkey. Please, Mother, please. Did I ask. All right, Ms. Gailey.

[Mr. Gailey]

Who's these?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Oh, you ask. Fine. Susan fingers at three. Mr. Gailey. Hello, Mrs. Walker? Yes, Mr. Schellhammer?

[Mr. Gailey]

Your mate said you were a Thanksgiving dinner. But I just have to to tell you your Santa Claus was stupendous.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, thank you.

[Mr. Gailey]

Mr. Macy himself wants him to be our toy department. Santa Claus.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, fine. Can you hire him?

[Mr. Gailey]

I already have. Oh, he's a born salesman. I just feel it.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Good. We'll talk about it in the morning. Thanks for calling, Mr. Shellhammer.

[Mr. Gailey]

Here he is. Mr. Mr. Schohammer. You're Santa Claus. Well, thank you, Alfred. Thank you. Good morning, Santa Claus. Morning. Now, before you go to the toy department. Here's a list of toys that we. We have to push. You know, things we're overstocked on. Oh, now, you'll find that a great many children will be undecided as to what they want for Christmas. When that happens, you immediately suggest One of these items, you understand? I certainly do. Fine. Now take the list. And Alfred here will show you to your throne in the toy department. And don't forget, you're working for Macy's.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Are you really Santa Claus?

[Mr. Gailey]

Why, of course I am. But what do you want for Christmas, little boy?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I want a fire engine with a real hose that squirts real rough water. And I won't do it in the house. I'll only do it in the backyard. I promise.

[Mr. Gailey]

And I promise you will get your fire engine.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You see, Mama? I told you he'd get me one. Oh, that's fine. That's just D10. More than that. Wants to thank Santa Claus too.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yes, madam.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

What's the matter with you?

[Mr. Gailey]

Now, now, now, what's the trouble?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, I told you before, didn't I? The kid wants a fire engine, but there isn't one to be had anywhere in town. Macy's ain't got any gimbals. Ain't got any? Nobody's got any. My feet are killing me. And you say, okay, he gets the fire engine.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yeah, but you can get those fire engines at Schumfield on Lexington Avenue. Only 450. Wonderful.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Bob Chaucel. Hey, I don't get it.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, I follow the toy market very closely.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Macy sending people to other stores? Are you kidding?

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, the one important thing is to make the children happy, isn't it? Whether Macy's or somebody else sells the toy, it doesn't matter. Don't you feel that way?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Who, me? Yeah. Oh, yes, you. Only I didn't know Macy did. I don't get it. I just don't get it.

[Mr. Gailey]

Who's next, please? Right this way to see Santa Claus. All right, little girl. Girl, your neck. Oh, but of course. Little girl. You want some roller skates? Well, you shall have them too.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

And he has some fine skates here at Macy's. Haven't you, Santa Claus?

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, they're good skates, all right, but not quite good enough. Now, I left some really wonderful roller skates at Gimbles. I'm sure Gimbles had just what this good little girl wants.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Mr. Shellheaver. Are you Mr. Shellheimer Gimbals?

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, that's just what he did say,

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Gimbles, the sales lady said I should speak to you.

[Mr. Gailey]

Gimbals.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I just want to congratulate you and Macy's on this wonderful new stunt you're pulling. Ma, imagine a big outfit like Macy's putting the spirit of Christmas ahead of the commercial. From now on, I'm going to be a Regular Macy's custom. All right, Mortimer. We're going to. There's a toy department over there. Mr. Gailey.

[Mr. Gailey]

You certainly know all about the Macy's store, don't you, Susan?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, that's because my mother works here. But I still think it's silly bringing me here to see Santa Claus.

[Mr. Gailey]

I just feel it when you've talked to him.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Okay, Mr. Galing. I'm certainly willing to see try.

[Mr. Gailey]

What a fine young lady. And what's your name, little girl?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Susan Walker. What's yours?

[Mr. Gailey]

Mine? Kris Kringle. I'm Santa Claus. Oh. Oh, you don't believe that, eh?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Uh, you see, my mother's Mrs. Walker. Oh, but I must say, you're the best looking Santa Claus I've ever seen.

[Mr. Gailey]

Really?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Your beard, for instance. It doesn't have one of those things that goes over your ears?

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, that's just because it's real. Just like I'm really Santa Claus. Now, go ahead.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Go on, pull it real.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yeah. And now, what would you like me to bring you for Christmas?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Nothing, thank you. Whatever I want, my mother will get. If it's sensible and doesn't cough too much. That's quite right, Susan.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, Hello, Mother.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Hello, Mr. Galing.

[Mr. Gailey]

The explanation for all this is very simple. Your maid's mother sprained her ankle. She had to go home. So she asked me to bring Susie down to you. As long as we were here, I figured we might as well say hello to Santa Claus.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

He has real whiskers, Mother. Susan, would you mind standing over there a minute? If you want me to.

[Mr. Gailey]

I shouldn't have brought Susie to see Santa. Daddy.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Now you're making me feel completely hearty.

[Mr. Gailey]

I'm sorry.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Don't you see? I tell Susan that Santa Claus is a fable. And you show her a very convincing old man with real questions. Whom is she to believe?

[Mr. Gailey]

Yeah, that's right, isn't it?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

When Susan was a baby, her father and I were divorced. Ever since then, I've protected my child by teaching her reality. If you don't believe in fairy tales and fantasy, you can never be hurt.

[Mr. Gailey]

A disillusion. We were Talking about Susie, Mrs. Water.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

And I must ask you to let me raise her as I see fit. All right, dear. The store's going to close soon. We'll run along to my office.

[Narrator/Announcer]

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[Mr. Gailey]

I'm Kiana, and I leveled up my business with Shopify. Once I figured out that Shopify was a thing, I never turned back. I can create a site with my eyes closed. Shopify thinks ahead of us, you know, and it thinks about the customer more than anything. Every day I'm thinking about some other new business, but Shopify is doing it to me because it's so easy to use. It's like I can't stop. I'm addicted. Start your free [e-mail]. Alfred said you wanted to see me, Mrs. Walker?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Oh. Oh, yes. Come in. I. I'd be grateful if you'll please tell Susan you're not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, but, Mrs. Walker, not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

No, no, you misunderstand. I want you to tell her the truth. Now, what's your real name?

[Mr. Gailey]

Kris Pringle. And I always tell the truth. Susie, I bet you're in the first grade.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Second grade? I mean your real name.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, that is my real name. My goodness, Susie. Second grade.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Very well. I have your employment card right here. I'll look it up on that.

[Mr. Gailey]

That's a very cute dress, Susie.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

It's for Macy. We get 10% off.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You always tell the truth, do you? Look at your employment card?

[Mr. Gailey]

Yes.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Name?

[Mr. Gailey]

Chris Pringle. Address? Brooks Memorial Home, Great Neck, Long Island. You would call the home, if you can care to confirm that, Mrs. Walker? It's a home for elderly gentlemen.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Would you also like for me to confirm this?

[Mr. Gailey]

What's that?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Date of birth. As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. Christian. North Pole. Now, really?

[Mr. Gailey]

Why? I believe you doubt me, Mrs. Walker.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

And this tops everything. Next of kin? Oh, Damper and Vixen. I'm sorry to have to do this, Mr. Crinkle. But the. The Santa Claus we had two years ago is back in town, and I feel that we owe it to him to give him.

[Mr. Gailey]

Have I done something wrong?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Hello? No, it's just. Excuse me. Hello?

[Mr. Gailey]

This is Mr. Shelham and Mrs. Walker. Rob, whatever you're doing, Mr. Macy wants to see us immediately. I'll be right up.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I'm afraid I'll have to be very abrupt with you. I have to see Mr. Macy. You'll be paid for the full week, Mr. Kringle. I'll send you a check to that address.

[Mr. Gailey]

Go. Come right in, Mrs. Walker. Mr. Chair. Limousine.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Thank you, Mr. Macy.

[Mr. Gailey]

Now, about this new policy you two initiated. Macy's Santa Claus. Sending customers to gimble. I can explain everything, Mr. Macy. You don't have to explain a thing. Look. Look at my desk. 42 telegrams and over 500 phone calls. Grateful parents expressing onboard gratitude to Macy's department store. Would you. Oh, you don't say. Yes. And from now on, not only will our Santa Claus continue in this manner, but every salesperson in the entire store.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You mean, if we haven't got what the customer asked for, we're to send

[Mr. Gailey]

him where he can get it? No more high pressuring and forcing a customer to take something he doesn't really want.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I think that's wonderful, Mr. Macy.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yes. Yes, we'll be known as the helpful store, The. The friendly store. The store that places public service ahead of profits. And consequently, we'll make more profits than ever. Now, as for you, Mrs. Walker, Mr. Shellheimer, you'll find a more practical expression of my gratitude in your Christmas envelope.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Thank you, Mr. Mason. Thank you.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, and. And tell that wonderful Santa Claus I won't forget him either. As a matter of fact, I'll tell him myself in the morning. Well, yes, indeed, Mr. Mason. Good night. Good night.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Good night, J.

[Mr. Gailey]

And thank you again, sir. Oh, imagine, a bonus.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Yes. What's the matter with you, Mr. Shell? Hammer, I. I just fired him.

[Mr. Gailey]

You just.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Santa Claus? Oh, no. When you couldn't have, I did. He's crazy, Mr. Shellheimer. He really thinks he is Santa Claus.

[Mr. Gailey]

I don't care if he thinks he's the Easter Bunny. Find him. It was a frantic few hours that Doris spent last night rushing out to the Brooks Memorial Home in Long island and assuring Kris Kring that Macy's wanted him back as Santa Claus. So Chris is again presiding over the counted toy department. While in her office, Doris and Mr. Shellhammer.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Don't you understand, Mr. Shellhammer? That old man with the nice white whiskers insists that he is Santa Claus. He's out of his mind. He might even be dangerous. I've got to tell Mr. Macy.

[Mr. Gailey]

But maybe he's only a little balmy. Anyone? You can't be sure until he's examined. We'll send him to Mr. Sawyer. Sawyer in Personnel? He's paid to examine employees, isn't he? And now, Father, what do you think of this? What is it? A full page ad Macy's is running in tomorrow's newspapers.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Macy's is running it? But it's all about the other stores. You move themselves. I know, I know.

[Mr. Gailey]

Mr. Macy's idea to help our customers find what they want. Revolting, isn't it?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

That Santa Claus certainly has started something. Oh, well, I'll get hold of him in his lunch hour and send him up to Mr. Sawyer.

[Mr. Gailey]

So I changed my clothes, Mr. Sawyer, and came right out. Oh, then that's your own beard, eh? Oh, yes. Interesting complex in back of that. Why do you carry a cane? Always carry a cane, Mr. Sawyer. Well, that is when I wear street clothes. I carved this cane out of a runner from one of my old slaves. That fine, solid silver top. Who was the first president of the United States? Oh, give me a difficult one like who was vice president under James Monroe? I am conducting this examination. Well, the answer is Daniel D. Tompkins. You're rather a nervous man, aren't you? Do you get enough sleep? My personal habits are no concern of yours. What hand am I holding up? Right hand. How many fingers do you see? Three. Oh, dear. And you bite your nail to stand up, feet together, arms extended. Muscular coordination test. Oh, I've taken dozens of those tests, Mr. Sawyer. Are you happy at home? That will be all, Mr. Kringle. The examination is over. Thank you. And it may interest you to know that I have been happily married for 22 years. Very happily married. Delighted to hear. Goodbye, Mr. Sawyer. Miss Todd.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Yes, sir.

[Mr. Gailey]

Got Mrs. Walker on the phone.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Yes, sir. But your wife, Mr. Sawyer. She's called four times already.

[Mr. Gailey]

All right, big fat mark. You shut up and mind her own business.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Here's Mrs. Walker, sir.

[Mr. Gailey]

Hello.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I was just going to call you, Mr. Sawyer. There's a Dr. Pierce stopping by this afternoon at three.

[Mr. Gailey]

Who is Dr. Pierce?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

He's a physician at the Brook Com. I thought we might discuss Mr. Kringle's case with him.

[Mr. Gailey]

There's hardly any point in discussing it, Mrs. Walker. Obviously, the old man should be discharged. And so Dr. Pierce Kringle should be dismissed immediately and sent to a mental institution. Oh, now, just a moment, Mr. Sawyer. But he's deluded. Saying that he Santa Claus. It's a delusion for good. I found. He only wants to be friendly and helpful. His whole manner suggests aggressiveness. Look at the way he carries that cane. Mrs. Walker. Naturally, I can't discharge that loony. So when he exhibits his maniacal tendencies. Please realize the responsibility is completely yours.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, I'm right back where I started.

[Mr. Gailey]

Mrs. Walker. I assure you Kris Kringle has more. No maniacal tendency.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

But if there's the slightest possibility of causing any trouble, I.

[Mr. Gailey]

What trouble?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

All we need is for a policeman to ask his name. He says, Kris Kringle, and clang, clang, Macy's Santa Claus ends up in the psychopathic ward.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, you can prevent that very simply. There must be someone here at the store who could rent him a room. Then they could both come to work together. I just assume he'll avoided that long train ride to Long island anyway.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You mean, sort of take custody of him? Do you think Mr. Kringle would agree to that?

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, I'm sure he'll agree.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, in that case. Now, let's see. Who do I know who could rent him a room? I'm glad you're going to have dinner with a snoop, Mr. Kringle.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, thank you, Susie.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I'm also very glad you're going to live next door with Mr. Gailey.

[Mr. Gailey]

Why?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Because you're nice to talk to.

[Mr. Gailey]

What a fine young man that Mr. Gailey is. Now, just think. Allowing me to share his apartment. Me, a mere stranger.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

He did it because Mother hid it to him.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, anyway, I'm very grateful.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Shall I tell you what I did in school today?

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, by all means. Any games?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Yes, and a very silly game too. They played zoo, and each child was supposed to be an animal.

[Mr. Gailey]

But phew. Z. They were just pretending.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

That's what makes the game so silly.

[Mr. Gailey]

Of course, in order to play games, you need imagination.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, that's when you see things, but they're not really there.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, yeah. Yes, but to me, you know, imagination is a place all by itself. Now, you've heard of the French nation and the British nation. Well, this is the imagination. Very interesting place too. Yeah. How. How would you like to be able to make snowballs in summertime, eh? Or to be the Statue of Liberty in the morning. And in the afternoon fly south with a flock of geese?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I'm quite sure I'd like it.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, it's very simple. Anyway, the next time they play zoo, you can be a monkey.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

But I don't Know how to be a monkey?

[Mr. Gailey]

Yeah. I'll show you. First, you bend over a little like this, See? Now let your arms hang loose. See? Like this.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Like this.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yeah, that's fine. Fine. Now put your hand over here and start scratching. See? Oh, that's excellent, Susie. Yes, that's as fine a bit of scratching as I've ever seen. Now, now, Susie. Now start chattering.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Chattering.

[Mr. Gailey]

That's it. Listen. See? That's it. And keep scratching. See? Now then, we'll do it together, eh? Come on. Chatter and scratch and scratch and chatter. Ah, that's fine, Susan. You're doing beautifully.

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[Mr. Gailey]

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[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Huh?

[Mr. Gailey]

I just come in to say good night. Susan, now, about Christmas. Must be something you like for Christmas.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, I've certainly thought about something, Mr. Kringle.

[Mr. Gailey]

I have. What is it? Well.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Oh, Sylvia, it's right here on the night table. See, I draw the stage out of a magazine. It's a picture of a house.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, that's what you want, eh? A doll's house? Colonial architecture.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Oh, not a doll's house house. A real house.

[Mr. Gailey]

A real house, yes.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

And if you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me.

[Mr. Gailey]

Now, now, now, wait a minute, Susie. What. What could you possibly do with a real house?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Live in it with my mother. And the backyard with a great big tree to put a swing on. And a garden. Oh, well, why even discuss it?

[Mr. Gailey]

Susie, could I keep this picture just. Just in case?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I guess so.

[Mr. Gailey]

Thank you. Well, Mr. Gail is waiting for me. Good night, monkey.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Good night, Mr. Kringle.

[Mr. Gailey]

Take whichever bed you want, mister. Oh, you're very kind, really. Tell me, Mr. Bailey, just what do you do for a living? I'm a lawyer. Hayslip, haislip, Sherman and MacKenzie. Mm. Are you. You like living here in the city? Oh, it's convenient. Someday I'd like to get a place in Long Island. Not a big house. Just one of those junior partner deals around Manhattan. One of those little colonial houses. A little colonial house. You're. You're quite fond of Mrs. Walker, aren't you? A lot of good it does me. She lives in a cast iron shell that's a little difficult to penetrate. Well, you must try harder, Mr. Gayly. Mrs. Walker and that child are a couple of lost souls, and it's up to us to help them. Yeah. Oh, well, should I turn off the light? Oh, no, no. I'm not going to to be cheated out of this. All of my life I've wondered about it, and now I'm going to find out. Well, does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers? Outsider? Inside,

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Of course.

[Mr. Gailey]

Outside, by all means. The cold air makes them grow. Thank you. Now, come in, Mrs. Walker. Come in.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Thank you, Mr. Macy. I've just heard something very exciting.

[Mr. Gailey]

You have? Well, let me tell you something very exciting. Our policy of being kind to customers has tripled our sales. Now, what do you think of that?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Wonderful, Mr. Macy. And Gimbels thinks it's wonderful too. Gimbles Gimbals are adopting the same policy.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, is that so?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

And it gives me an idea. As long as gimbals are doing the same thing, why not some pictures for newspapers?

[Mr. Gailey]

Pictures?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Yes. You and Mr. Gimble shaking hands.

[Mr. Gailey]

Shaking hands? R.H. macy and Gimble.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well. Well, yes.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yes. Why not? With Santa Claus? Oh, it's a great idea, Mrs. Walker. Macy and Gimble, shaking hands. No, no, no. That's. That's enough pictures, gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you very much. Well, Mr. Gimble. Come on, R.H. now we'll go over to my store and get some really good pictures. Just a minute. I have something here for Santa Claus. Here you are, Mr. Kringle. A check in appreciation of all you've done. Mr. Macy, that's most kind of you. I didn't think you were that generous. RH that's quite a check. What are you going to do with Mr. Kringle? Well, I have a friend, a Dr. Pierce. He needs a new X ray machine. Buy the machine through the store. 10% discount.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Nonsense.

[Mr. Gailey]

Come over to Gimble. We'll furniture at cost. Keep it up, gentlemen. Keep it up. At this rate, my friend will have a whole new hospital. How did the pictures turn out, Mr. Kringle? Oh, fine, Alfred, fine. How about again? Checkers during lunch hour? Well, not today, Chris. I. I don't feel so good.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Huh?

[Mr. Gailey]

What's the matter, Alfred? Oh, nothing much. You remember I was telling you how I like to play Santa Claus over at the Y and give out packages to the kids? Yes. Well, I was telling Mr. Sawyer about it.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

And he said.

[Mr. Gailey]

Says that's very bad. That psychologically it's all wrong. Wrong to be nice to children. Well, he says guys who play Santa Claus do it because when they was young, they must have done something bad. And now they do something I think is good to make up for it. See, it's what he calls a guilt complex. Alfred, what else have you found wrong with you? Oh, nothing much. Just that I hate my father. Oh, I didn't know it, but he says I do. Excuse me. Well, hey, ain't you gonna have lunch later? Right now I have an appointment with Mr. Sawyer. What do you mean, breaking into my office like this? Are you a licensed psychiatrist? What business is it of yours? I have a great respect for psychiatry. And great contempt for meddling amateurs who go around practicing it. You shut up. You want to be horse whipped? Taking a boy like Alfred and filling him up with complexes and phobias and physical. I think I am better equipped to judge that than you. Just because Alfred wants to be kind to children. You tell him he has a guilt complex. Having the same delusion you couldn't possibly understand. And don't you wave that cane at me either. You stop analyzing, Alfred, and I'll go straight to Mr. Macy and tell him what a contemptible fraud you are. You get out of here. Get out before I have you thrown out. There's only one way to handle a man like you. Well, maybe this will knock some sense into you.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Oh.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, my head. My head. Mr. Sawyer. Ms. Brown.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Ms. Brown.

[Mr. Gailey]

Get me the police. Get me Mrs. Walker. Get me the photopathic ward at Bellevue Hospital. Hello, Chris. Hello, Fred. Chris, I've been speaking to the doctors here in the hospital. They said they've given you Some tests? Oh, yes. Same old test. Except this time you failed to pass them. Chris, you failed deliberately. Why? Because I had great hopes for. I had a feeling that Mrs. Walker was beginning to believe in me. And now I discover she was only humoring me all the time. But this wasn't Dora's idea at all. Mr. Sawyer had you sent here before she even knew about it. Why didn't she come to me, explain things? Well, because she didn't want to hurt you. No, but it's not just Mrs. Walker. Take Mr. Sawyer. Contemptible, dishonest, deceitful. It's normal. I don't want it. But you just can't think of yourself. What happened to you matters to a lot of other people. People like me, who believe in what you stand for. And people like. Well, like Susie. We're just beginning, Chris. You're letting us down. Well, well, well, maybe you're right. Of course you're right. I ought to be ashamed of myself. Let's get out of here. Now, wait a minute. You funked your mental examination but good. Oh, yes. So indeed. Well, you're a lawyer. You fix it. Hey, hey. Now, look, I won't let you down. And you won't let me down, Doctor. Chris, take it easy. Look, there'll have to be a hearing. If you're going to be committed, it's got to be before a judge. Well. Well, if I can do anything at all, it'll have to be in that courtroom. Sit tight, Chris. I'll get an idea. I'll have to. Send for me Mr. Macy. I certainly did, Mr. Sawyer. I brought my family to the toy department to see our Santa Claus. And our Santa Claus isn't there. He's in Bellevue. Yes. Yes, he is, Mr. Macy. Because he's a lunatic. Yes, sir. Lunatic. Lunatic, my foot. You listen to me, Sawyer. You get that case dropped right away or you'll have another lump to match the one he gave you. But because of my hands, Mr. Mr. Kringle goes to court in the morning. All right. You'll see that he's back in the toy department by afternoon. Now get out of here. Oh, Ms. Gailey. Ms. Gailey. Yes? I've been looking all over for you. I'm Mr. Sawyer. Oh, so you're Sawyer. Yes. I was just speaking to the court clerk, and he said you represent Mr. Kringle. Well, I represent Mr. Macy. Then I'll see you in court. Yes. Well, that's what I wanted to speak to you about. Mr. Macy would like to drop the whole case right now. You See, we are most anxious to avoid any publicity. No publicity, huh? That's very interesting. Then you will cooperate? You know something, Mr. Sawyer? You have just given me the idea that I've been searching. If I'm going to win this case. I'm going to have to have public opinion. And plenty of it. And publicity is just the way to do it. Mr. Gailey. But, Mr. Gailey, Look at these newspapers. Chris here. Evening Dispatch. Doctors doubt sanity of Santa will launch goodwill campaign. All right. Daily Borden. Macy's Santa Claus to have lunacy hearing. What's this one? New York Express. Is Kris Kringle Crazy 4 gave coming. Kiddies cry calamity. You've driven the United nations clear Back to page 5. But get a good night's sleep, Chris. We go before Judge Harper at 10 tomorrow morning. Bubba Wallace here from 2311, racing. You know what's slower than a pace car waiting at the car wash? That's when I fire up Chumba Casino. It turns those slow minutes into fast fun. With new games every week. You'll never get bored. Next time you're stuck in the slow lane, Speed up with Chumba. Play [e-mail]. let's Chumba. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group void where prohibited by law 21 terms and conditions apply. Tyler Redick here from 2311 Racing. The rush of racing. Nothing beats it. But Chumba Casino comes close. Chumba's got fast spins, fun games, daily bonuses. 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Because he believes he is Santa Claus. An entirely logical conclusion. Anyone who thinks he's Santa Claus is crazy. Your Honor, you believe yourself to be Judge Harper, yet no one questions your sanity because you are Judge harper, do they? Mr. Kringle is the subject of this sanity hearing, not I. Well, you, Honor, I intend to prove that. Mr. Zadoker. Mr. Mara, I thought you said this was a cut and dried sanity hearing. Well, I thought it was. Your Honor, in view of Mr. G. I'll have to retire back to Journal. Now. Well, can't wait until tomorrow. I'm eating my dinner. Who's been subpoenaed? Well, how do you think I feel about it? Yes, I'll see you tomorrow.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Who is that, dear?

[Mr. Gailey]

R.H. macy has been subpoenaed. Oh, they make me look like a sadistic monster who likes nothing better than to drown pussycats and tear wings off a butterflies. Quiet, dear.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Tommy's still awake.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh. Oh, yes. It would break his heart if he knew what he. I'm doing my job as assistant district attorney. I'm not so sure, but that I agree with them. Mr. Kringle looks like a very nice old man. And I don't persecute him. I am not persecuting him. I'm prosecuting him. I like you, but there's nothing I can do about it.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You know something, Thomas? Sometimes I wish I'd married a plumber.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, if I lose this very much. R.H. macy, huh? I wonder what he's gonna pull tomorrow. Proceed to the witness, Mr. Gillette. Now then, Misty. If you defendants please tell us who he is. Kris Kringle, of course. Do you believe him to be of sound mind? Sound mind? Wish I had a dozen like him. Mr. Macy, you are under oath. Do you believe that man? Santa Claus? That's rather a delicate. Careful, R. Just think of those headlines tomorrow. Macy admits his Saturday is a fraud. You keep out of this, Gimble. I beg your pardon. What did you say? My hides owe nothing. Nothing, Mr. Mon. Well, I wish you would now. And Santa Claus? Yes, in my opinion, he most certainly is. Your Honor. Your Honor, there is no such person. Everybody knows and you prove there isn't any. Your Honor, the prosecution requests an immediate ruling from this court. Is there or is there, Martha? Santa Claus. The court will take a. Hello, Henry. Hi, Charlie. You doing here? Get an old fish. And if you ask, when needed, like you do now, now, this Kringle case. Well, I certainly don't see what they're making such a fuss about. Henry, That's Santa Claus. You Garrud is dynamite. And you're coming up for reelection soon. Charlie. You know what happened last night. Martha brought the grandchild. They wouldn't kiss grandpa. They wouldn't even talk to me. See what I mean? If you rule there is no Santa Claus. You better start looking for that chicken farm right now. I'm a responsible judge. How can I seriously rule that there is a Santa Claus? Because offensively. Don't hang up those toys supposed to be in those stockings. Nor the toy manufacturers have to lay off them. By now you've got the Y, F of L and the S against you. And they're going to say it with votes, see? Oh, and the department stores are going to love you, too. Yes, sir, Henry. And what about the Salvation Army? They got a Santa Claus on every street corner. And they take in a lot of money to help the poor. But you go ahead, Henry. You go in there and rule that there isn't any Santa Claus. But if you do, you can count on getting just two votes. Your own. And that disconnect journeys out there. One vote, Charlie. He. He's a Republican. The question of Santa Claus seems to be largely a matter of opinion. The tradition of American justice. Demands a broad and unprejudiced view of such a controversial matter. But you're right. This court therefore intends to keep his mind open. We shall ask for evidence on either side. But, your honor, the burden of proof clearly rests with my opponent here. Can he produce any evidence to support his view? If your honor please, I can. Will Thomas Mara please take the stand? Who, me? No, no. Thomas Mara, Jr. I believe he and his mother are both in court today.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Hi, Papa.

[Mr. Gailey]

Hi, Tommy. Do you believe in Santa Claus?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I sure do. Gosh, he gave me a brand new sled last year.

[Mr. Gailey]

Now tell me, what does Santa Claus look like?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, there he is, sitting right over there.

[Mr. Gailey]

Carol. Tell me, Johnny, why are you so sure that the Santa calls?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Because my papa told me so. Thank you, papa.

[Mr. Gailey]

Thank you, Tommy.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Papa.

[Mr. Gailey]

Yes, you certainly will. Your honor, don't forget.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Santa Claus. This year I want a football helmet.

[Mr. Gailey]

Don't worry, Tommy. You'll get it. Mr. Kringle, if you don't want mine. I'm sorry, sir. Your honor, the state of New York concedes the existence of a Santa Claus. But in so conceding, we demand that Mr. Gailey stop presenting personal opinion as evidence. I insist he submit authoritative proof. That Mr. Kringle here is the one and only Santa Claus. Now, Mr. Gailey, are you prepared to show that Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus. On the basis of unprejudiced authority. Well, no, not. Not now. I need a little time. Oh, why not now? Tomorrow, you, Honor. Very well. Courts adjourn till tomorrow morning. Oh, brother.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Now, come on, Susan, dear. Finish your supper. But I can't, Mother. All these things you're saying in the newspapers. About Mr. Kringle and Mr. Gailey Bill having this trial. Because he says he's Santa Claus. He's so kind and nice and jolly. He's not like anyone else I know. He must be Santa. You know something? I think perhaps you're right. Is Mr. Kringle sad now, Mother? I'm afraid he must be. Then I'll write him a letter. Maybe that'll make him feel better. Maybe that'll cheer him up a little bit. Oh, postman. Postman. Yeah, Lady, Would you mind taking this letter?

[Mr. Gailey]

Sure, lady. We're going straight down to the post office now. Okay, Louie, take it away. Hey, what do you know, Louie? Another letter for Santa Claus. Hey, here's a new one. The center North Pole is. Got it. Addressed to Kris Kringle, New York County Courthouse. Well, the kid's right, huh? Oh, yeah, sure. They got him on trial down there. He claims he's Santa Claus. And the DA Claims he's nuts. Hey, hey, I got an idea. How many Santa Claus letters we got down there. With a dead letter office, who knows? Maybe 50,000 fags and fags all over the joint. You mean, what's Mikey. Why not? Wouldn't it be nice to get rid of them all?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Would it?

[Mr. Gailey]

Boy, oh, boy. Look, Louie, soon as we get to the post office, we go see the supervisor. Hey, you know something? I thought we both get promoted. And since the defense has been unable to. To submit one shred of proof. That Kris Kringle is the one and only Santa Claus. And since tonight is Christmas Eve. I ask your Honor. That this hearing be terminated without further delay. I protest. I do have evidence. Five minutes ago, you said you didn't. During Mr. Mara's oration. The bailiff handed my client the evidence. I refer to what evidence this is, actually, you, honor. Oh, yes, Mr. Kringle. It's from Susan Walker. She believes in me. This letter means more to me than anything in the world. That letter was delivered by the United States Post Office. An official agency of the federal government. The post office department is one of the largest business concerns in the world. Last year, it did a gross volume of over $1 billion. And this year. Your Honor, I'm sure we're all gratified that the post office Is getting along so well. But what bearing has it got to do on the sanity of that man? My point is that the post office department is a model of efficiency. Furthermore, the laws of this country make it a criminal offense. To willfully misdirect mail. Or intentionally deliver it to the wrong party. The state of New York is second to none in its admiration of the post office department. We are very happy to concede, Mr. Gayly, these claims. For the record, Mr. Marron. For the record. Anything to get on with this case. Thank you, your honor. That letter just received by Mr. Kringle. Is positive proof that a compl. Your honor, one letter is hardly positive. I have further exhibits, your honor, but I hesitate to produce some. Come, Mr. Gailey. Put them here on my desk. Your honor, my debt. Put them on my desk. All right, boys, bring it in. You run it.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You run up.

[Mr. Gailey]

What is this? Empty those mail sacks on Judge Harper's desk.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Yeah, but.

[Mr. Gailey]

But we got six truckloads out there. Bring them in. We'll be fine for contempt of court. No, no, Just a cycle.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

We'll do it.

[Mr. Gailey]

We'll do it. Your arms. Through range, through sleep, through carbooms, anything. We deliver daily, your honor. Every one of those letters in every one of those mail sacks. Is addressed to trust Santa Claus. The post office has delivered them here. Therefore, the post office department recognizes Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus. Since the United States government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. He says, me. For heaven's sake, get this mail out of my classroom. I came straight to Macy's to see you, Doris.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Chris, I'm so glad you won.

[Mr. Gailey]

Thank you. Well, we're having a big Christmas party at the Brooks home tomorrow morning. I'd like so much to see you and Susan there.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

We'll be there. Chris, couldn't you. Couldn't you come home now, have dinner with. With us?

[Mr. Gailey]

Now? Tonight?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Me?

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, my goodness, Doris, it's Christmas Eve. Alfred. Alfred, look. Look who came all the way out here to the home just for our Christmas party. Chris, it's Mr. Macy. Yes, a Mr. Gimble, too. Oh, excuse me, Alfred. Mrs. Wall confused. He has to leave now, and I.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Darling, you got so many presents. Not the one I wanted. Not the one Mr. Kringle was going to get for me. Well, what was it? It doesn't matter. I knew I wouldn't get it. But I thought he'd at least tell me.

[Mr. Gailey]

Why, Judy. I'm sorry, Judy. I tried my best.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

You couldn't get it? Because you're not Santa Claus. Just a nice old man like Mother said. But I was wrong when I told you that you must believe in Mr. Kringle and keep right on doing it. You must have faith in him. That doesn't make sense, Mother. Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. But, Mother, you always do. Susan, just because things don't turn out the way you want them to the first time. You still got to believe in people. I found.

[Mr. Gailey]

Hello, Doris. Fred.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Mr. Gailey.

[Mr. Gailey]

Merry Christmas, Susie.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Gosh. You just go here, and we're just ready to leave.

[Mr. Gailey]

Well, I've been here. And if you're ready to leave, I'll drive you home. Before you go, here, here's a map I've made for you. You will miss a lot of traffic. About four miles south, you will see Ashley Avenue. That's the street you want. Ashley Avenue. Thanks, Chris. And Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you, Fred. And to you, my dear. And to you, Susie.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Mr. Kringle, I do believe. I do. You're silly, I suppose, but I do. I don't understand it. Spread the map, Kristen. It definitely says Ashley Avenue. We've been on Ashley Avenue now for. Stop the car. Stop the car, please. Susie.

[Mr. Gailey]

What is it, darling?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

What's the matter? There it is. The house. The house.

[Mr. Gailey]

Suzy, she's running into that house.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

At least there's no one home. It's brand new.

[Mr. Gailey]

It's just been built. Oh. For sale. It's for sale.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

What on earth is that child up to?

[Mr. Gailey]

Susie. Hey, Susie.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Here I am, upstairs. Well, come right down. You know, you shouldn't run around in other people's houses,

[Mr. Gailey]

stranger. No, no.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I mean this house. I've seen this house somewhere. I know I have. Maybe in a magazine. Heather, it's our house. It's the one I asked him for. Mr. Kringle. Mr. Kringle. I know it is. Oh, you were right, Mommy. You were right. Mommy told me if things didn't turn out just the way you wanted them at first, you still got to believe. And I kept believing. And you were right, Mommy. Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus. Now, where are you going? In fact, to see if there's a swing. There is one, Mommy. There is one.

[Mr. Gailey]

You told. I told her that I'd be leaving.

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

Well, you told me. Fred,

[Mr. Gailey]

the sign outside the sale. Well, we can't let her down, can we?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

I never really doubted you. It's just my silly common sense.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, it even makes sense to believe in me now. I must be a pretty Good lawyer. I take a little old man and legally prove to the world that he's Santa Claus. Now, you know that, Fred. What? What's next?

[Mrs. Walker/Susan Walker]

There, in the corner by the fireplace.

[Mr. Gailey]

Oh, no.

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