
Lux Radio Theatre - Goodbye My Fancy
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Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
From Hollywood, the Hollywood Radio Theater, Starring Rosalind Russell and Robert Young in Goodbye, My Fancy. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Irving Cummings.
Claude Griswold
Greetings in Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. Right now let's introduce tonight's play, Goodbye, My Fancy. It's a scintillating comedy from Warner Brothers with glamorous Rosalind Russell and that distinguished actor, Robert Young. Now act one of Goodbye, My Fancy, starring Rosalind Russell as Agatha Reed and Robert Young as Jim Merrill. It's 1950. Among the members of the United States con few are more widely respected and certainly none is more attractive than the Honorable Agatha Reed. Ms. Reed has just returned to her office slightly battle won after another harrowing day in the cause of better government.
Agatha Reed
All right, Woody, what's the mail? Another thousand or so letters. Make another speech like that last one and you'll get the post office out of the red. What's this one? Oh, invitation. It's from Good Hope College. You know, I haven't time to. Why, it's from Good Hope. Yeah, that's what I said. Then you said, woody, they. They want to give me an honorary degree. Well, what's so special about that? You turn down Wellesley without blinking an eye. You don't understand. I. I went to Good Hope.
Claude Griswold
Oh, pardon me.
Agatha Reed
Take a letter. Shall I type it on parchment? Special delivery. To Dr. James Merrill, President, Good Hope College. Good Hope, Massachusetts. My dear Jim, I can't tell you how. No, no, no, no. You better make that. Dear Dr. Merrill, I can't tell you how happy I was to receive your gracious invitation to return to Good Hope for an honorary degree. Good Hope has always been close to me and nothing short of a congressional crisis will keep me away. And if I may be sentimental, it would give me great pleasure to be able to stay in. Sincerely, Agatha Reed.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, good morning, Mr. Griswold.
Claude Griswold
Is he in, Dr. Merrill? In his office?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I. I believe he's alone. Mr. Griswold. Perhaps I can.
Claude Griswold
Never mind. I'm going in. Jim, I gotta talk to you.
Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
Lord.
Matt Cole
Well, sit down Won't you?
Claude Griswold
Last night, I wrote a letter to Agatha Reed. As chairman of the board of trustees, I thought it would be nice to let her know how happy we all are that she accepted your invitation.
Dr. James Merrill
Well, that was very thoughtful.
Claude Griswold
And 10 minutes after the letter was mailed, my wife told me.
Dr. James Merrill
Your wife told you what?
Claude Griswold
That she used to be Agatha Reed's classmate? That Agatha Reid was expelled for staying out all night? Yes.
Matt Cole
Yes, she was.
Claude Griswold
We're giving an honorary degree to a woman who was once exposed. Now, look, Jim, we're going to call the whole thing off.
Dr. James Merrill
I'm afraid it's too late for that, Claude. I've given the announcement to the papers, and Real Magazine is sending a man
Claude Griswold
up to cover the commencement. Real man? That's great. If they ever find out about her being expelled, we'll all wind up on the COVID There were a dozen women to choose from, but you've got to
Matt Cole
pick a hot potato like Agatha Reid. Why?
Claude Griswold
Well, good.
Dr. James Merrill
Hope meted out some pretty harsh punishment to her. I think it's time we told her we were sorry. What's more, she's one of the most outstanding women in the nation. A woman who's won recognition as a columnist, war correspondent and author.
Claude Griswold
We've got to go through with it, huh?
Dr. James Merrill
Yes, and stop worrying.
Claude Griswold
Then it's entirely in your hands, dear. She's your baby till after commencement.
Dr. James Merrill
Thank you, Claude. I find the prospect very interesting.
Agatha Reed
You may as well go on home, Woody. Our train doesn't leave until midnight. Or you can meet me at the station. Oh, oh, what about my warm milk? Room service is sending it up. Maybe I should tell him to put it in a baby bottle. Meaning what? This trip back to the cradle, a crowded calendar, two important bills coming out of committee, election month only four months away, and we're off to braid a daisy chain at some college. Now, look, Woody, I am going to enjoy this weekend. I am going to be sentimental. I am going to cry. I am going to walk barefoot down memory lane with ivy entwined in my hair. And if you don't like it, you don't have to look. I'll bring my dark glass. Do that. Oh, well, leave that door unlocked there
Ginny Merrill
for room service, will you?
Agatha Reed
The door's open. Just put the milk on the table, please.
Claude Griswold
Just milk today.
Matt Cole
No butter.
Ginny Merrill
Eggs.
Matt Cole
Yummy yogurt.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Matt?
Matt Cole
That's right, Maggie. Real magazine's favorite photographer.
Agatha Reed
And yours, Matt.
Matt Cole
You just said that the usual greeting after five years is, well, this is a surprise.
Agatha Reed
I'm sorry, but you caught me off Guard.
Matt Cole
I didn't think that was possible.
Agatha Reed
I see you haven't changed.
Matt Cole
Oh, neither of you. Little more dignified, perhaps. A little more, shall we say, rapine? Just as attractive as ever.
Agatha Reed
I. I thought you were in Europe.
Matt Cole
I got back this afternoon. I thought I'd find out about that date we had in Paris. When you didn't show up for five years, I began to wonder, is it on or off?
Agatha Reed
I'm sure you didn't come up here to dig all that up.
Matt Cole
Do you mind telling me why you didn't show up?
Agatha Reed
Well, does it matter now?
Matt Cole
Yes, it matters. When a woman runs out on a man, he ought to know why. Help them the next time.
Agatha Reed
I suppose it never occurred to you that I might have been in love with someone else.
Matt Cole
It occurred to me, but I rejected it.
Agatha Reed
Really? Why?
Matt Cole
Because I've kept tabs on you, Aggie. That hasn't been hard. Not for the congresswoman. Congratulations. You're doing a great job.
Agatha Reed
What about before I was a congresswoman?
Matt Cole
Well, those were my years.
Agatha Reed
And the years before that.
Matt Cole
Well, why haven't you done something about the guy?
Agatha Reed
Well, maybe I will. Now, do you mind that I'm in the midst of packing and I want you to leave.
Matt Cole
Say, did you ever get those pictures I sent you from China?
Agatha Reed
Oh, yes. Yes, I did.
Matt Cole
Did you like the one yourself? The one on the Orient Express nearing Paris?
Agatha Reed
No, I didn't like it.
Matt Cole
Why not?
Agatha Reed
Well, the one time you don't expect to be photographed is asleep in a train compartment. Besides, the occasion was exactly not the kind of thing I wanted recorded for posterity.
Matt Cole
That's funny. I thought it had the makings of
Dr. James Merrill
one of the big moments in history.
Matt Cole
Come to think of it, you did too.
Agatha Reed
Now, please. It was fun, but war has a way of making little moments seem big at the time.
Matt Cole
Very penetrating. May I quote you sometime?
Agatha Reed
Well, I'm sorry if I said it badly, but it's true.
Matt Cole
We were.
Agatha Reed
Well, we were a nice snapshot, but never a family portrait.
Matt Cole
Yeah, I get it. It's subtle, but I get it.
Agatha Reed
Well, now you've got to go now. I have to catch the New Yorker at midnight.
Claude Griswold
The New Yorker?
Agatha Reed
Yes, yes, and I haven't packed a thing yet.
Claude Griswold
The New Yorker.
Matt Cole
Here I've been holding you up with idle chit chat, and all the time we're gonna be traveling companions.
Agatha Reed
You're going to be on that train.
Matt Cole
Happy, happy coincidence. Just like the good old Orient Express.
Agatha Reed
Don't be ridiculous.
Matt Cole
Oh, I know what trains do to some people. So long, Aggie. I'll see you on the New Yorker.
Agatha Reed
Western Union, please. This is Agatha Reed. Oh, yes, I want to send a Straightight wire to Dr. James Merrill. Good Hope College, Good Hope, Massachusetts. Oh, have you got that? Please don't have anyone meet me at train. Have decided to come by plane. Sign it Agatha Reed. Thank you. Yes?
Claude Griswold
Room service, Mr. Oh, come in. Your warm milk, Ms. Reed.
Agatha Reed
I've changed my mind. Just. Just bring a double brand. So this is it, huh? Dear old school days.
Ginny Merrill
Woody.
Agatha Reed
Woody, just look. Oh, this wonderful, wonderful dormitory. My old rooms. The same furniture, the same pictures. Everything just as it was. Looks fierce, doesn't it? You know what those girls told me? They moved all these things up from the basement.
Ginny Merrill
Just. Oh, I haven't cried in years.
Agatha Reed
It feels wonderful. If you're such a big shot, how come nobody bothered to meet you? Because I purposely stopped the taxi two blocks away. That was memory Lane we walked through. That alfalfa field is Memory lane. Oh, I'm sorry for you, Moody. I really am. If you don't have something to remember like this. Come in.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I'm sorry to bother you, Ms. Reed.
Agatha Reed
Oh, I'm the one who should be sorry, dear, putting you out of your rooms like this.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, no, no. Mary Nell and I think it's the greatest honor we've ever known. It's this, Ms. Reed. Your book, Women in the Vanguard.
Agatha Reed
If you'll pardon me, Agatha, I'll run out and tear down some ivy for my hair. A wreath, you know, Woody, really? Oh, now, now, what about the book?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Well, Dr. Pitt said we all ought to read it.
Agatha Reed
Your political science teacher?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
No, physics. Well, in his classes you learn about everything.
Agatha Reed
Sounds as if I'd like to know him.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I was wondering if you'd autograph it for me.
Agatha Reed
Well, I'd love to. Now, what name do I write? Virginia.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, would you make it Ginny.
Agatha Reed
Ginny Merrill. Ginny Merrill. Will your parents be here for commencement?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Well, there's just my father. Mother died a few years ago.
Agatha Reed
Oh. Does your father have to come very far?
Ginny Merrill
Oh, no.
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Agatha Reed
Matter of fact, you're Jim Merrill's daughter, aren't you? Why, yeah, I might have known. I knew your father very well. He was my favorite professor.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
What was he like, Ms. Reed?
Agatha Reed
Oh, he was very handsome. All the girls were in love with him.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
They still are. That's not what I meant. Was he a good teacher?
Agatha Reed
He was a wonderful teacher.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I wish he were still a teacher.
Agatha Reed
Oh, Is being president of a college so bad?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Well, it's different.
Agatha Reed
Different?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I'd better be going. Ms. Reed, is it all right if I tell my father you're here? I'm sure he must be anxious to see you.
Agatha Reed
Well, perhaps I better walk over to his office.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, no, no. He'll want to call on you. And thanks again, Ms. Reed. Oh, excuse me.
Agatha Reed
That's all right. That's all right. We just had a phone call. Real Magazine. They're covering your weekend here. Oh, how nice. Oh, it's better than that. They're sending Matt Cole. Who did you say? Matt Cole, the war photographer. You're joking. Why should they send him here? This isn't his type of thing at all. Yeah, but why the blood pressure? Get Real Magazine on the phone immediately. I'll put a stop to this right now. Why bother? Don't want to bother. And don't argue.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Okay.
Ginny Merrill
Hello.
Agatha Reed
Get me New York. Yeah, Real Magazine. I want to speak to Mr. Bronson personally. Make that person to person to Mr. Bronson. That's right. He owns the magazine. Is this a matter of life and death? I asked you not to argue. Just get Bronson on that phone. I can't. The circuits are busy. Give me the phone. Hello? Hello, this is Agatha Reid. Now, on that call to Real Magazine. It's most important. This is a crisis. I'd appreciate it, please, if you'd get everything you possibly can do. Come in, Jim.
Dr. James Merrill
It's been a long time, Agatha.
Agatha Reed
20 years.
Dr. James Merrill
I. I'm taking advantage of my position. The entire college is waiting to meet you.
Agatha Reed
I'm overcome. I. I mean it, Jim.
Dr. James Merrill
My daughter mentioned your secretary was with you.
Agatha Reed
Woody's downstairs with the telephone operator. There's an important call I'm trying to put through.
Dr. James Merrill
I'm Glad we're alone. You're looking very well, Agatha.
Agatha Reed
Thank you, Tim.
Dr. James Merrill
I suppose you realize you're in for quite a weekend.
Agatha Reed
Yes, I am. I've seen the agenda.
Dr. James Merrill
We start in an hour with your official reception. I. I can turn my back if you'd like to escape.
Agatha Reed
I wouldn't think of it. Vanity, I guess. I suppose everyone dreams of coming back for an honorary degree. That's a popular ambition like.
Dr. James Merrill
Well, like wanting a mink coat or to be president.
Claude Griswold
Yes.
Agatha Reed
How does it feel?
Dr. James Merrill
Well, it's never dull. The faces change so often and with so much youth around, you actually get the feeling you're preserving your own.
Agatha Reed
Well, your daughter should keep you young. She's a lovely child. No, no, that's. That's wrong. She's not a child. What are we at that age, Jim? That wonderful, terrible in between age. You've seen so many of us.
Dr. James Merrill
Tell me about yourself, Agatha. Have you been happy?
Agatha Reed
Well, I. I've been busy.
Dr. James Merrill
Yes, I followed your career very closely.
Agatha Reed
Well, in that case, I won't have to bring you up to date on the past 20 years.
Dr. James Merrill
No, only the first year. I've never quite caught up with that first year. I. I've wondered what happened. Why, you just disappeared.
Agatha Reed
It was very stupid of me to get caught climbing in my window at 5 in the morning. I hope the girls are more expert now.
Dr. James Merrill
I wouldn't know. I'm not up on the statistics.
Agatha Reed
Listen, Jim. It would have made no difference to the trustees that you were the man, that we were planning to be married. I would have been kicked out anyway. Only you would have been kicked out with me.
Dr. James Merrill
I thought we decided to take that chance.
Agatha Reed
I couldn't let you do it. They were already eyeing you for the presidency.
Dr. James Merrill
Well, where did you go? My letters came back. When I phoned your home, they said they didn't know where you were.
Agatha Reed
Yes, I. I made them promise. Once I weakened and started to write you a letter. I never did finish it. I. And later on I. I read about your marriage.
Dr. James Merrill
Did Jenny tell you anything about her mother? No. She was a wonderful woman. We had a lot of things in common that helped to balance the things we didn't have. She. She died four years ago.
Agatha Reed
Why did you feel that you had to tell me that?
Dr. James Merrill
I don't know exactly. I suppose I.
Agatha Reed
What are you trying to say, Jim?
Dr. James Merrill
You came up here this weekend.
Claude Griswold
Why?
Agatha Reed
Well, don't you remember? You. You invited me.
Dr. James Merrill
I carried that invitation around for two years before I sent it.
Agatha Reed
Oh, that was silly, Jim. I answered it as soon as I got it. Bronson was I just. Oh, sorry if I interrupted.
Dr. James Merrill
That's quite all right. I was just leaving.
Agatha Reed
Dr. Merrill, my secretary and my right arm, Ms. Woods.
Matt Cole
How do you do?
Agatha Reed
How do you do, Ms. Reed?
Dr. James Merrill
Did I tell you it's wonderful to have you back?
Agatha Reed
Yes, Dr. Merrill, but it's good to hear it again.
Dr. James Merrill
I'll see you at the reception. There'll be a committee calling for you at 4:00'.
Claude Griswold
Clock.
Dr. James Merrill
Oh, it's nice to have you here too, Ms. Wood.
Agatha Reed
Thank you. Prexi's nice looking, isn't he? Yes. Looked mighty cozy just now talking over old history exams. You know what's wrong with you? You're so used to having your thumb in every Washington pie that you stop filibustering. All right, Woody. It's so.
Ginny Merrill
What?
Agatha Reed
So just what you're thinking. Oh, he's the first man I ever loved.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
He.
Agatha Reed
He's what? Maybe the only one. The truth is, I'd marry him tomorrow if he asked me. You're kidding, aren't you? What's the matter? Are you against marriage, too? Of course not. But you're smack in the middle of an election campaign and a hundred other things. Your life is too busy. There's quite a difference between a busy life and a full one. Like I thought you'd be happy for me. Well, what do you expect? I don't even know the guy. How I know him. Now, this isn't just a whim, Woody. This is something I waited for and thought about for 20 years. Maybe the most important thing in my whole life. That's why I don't want anything to spoil it. That's why I said. What about that phone call? Phone call? Yeah, Bronson Real Magazine.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, that.
Agatha Reed
They're expecting him back at his hotel.
Matt Cole
Anything I can do?
Agatha Reed
Oh, all right. Matt, come in. Now, what do you think you're doing here?
Matt Cole
My job. I'm a photographer.
Agatha Reed
You don't expect me to believe they picked you for an assignment like this, do you?
Matt Cole
As a matter of fact, I asked for it. I had a great idea for a layout. The honorable Agatha Reed. And how she grew.
Agatha Reed
Now, don't try anything. I'm warning you. Matt.
Dr. James Merrill
Yes?
Agatha Reed
Matt, this is my secretary, Ms. Woods. Hi.
Matt Cole
Real pleasure. Oh, would you mind directing me to the president?
Agatha Reed
Why?
Matt Cole
I'm supposed to check in with the old codger.
Agatha Reed
You'll probably find the old codger in the administration building.
Matt Cole
And where might that be, woody?
Agatha Reed
Let's go, Mr. Cole. Thanks, woody. I wouldn't want him to get lost I do.
Matt Cole
I'll send up a flare.
Agatha Reed
I'll get it.
Ginny Merrill
Hello?
Agatha Reed
Oh, yes, Mr. Bronson. We've been flying all over to find you. I mean, well, we'll say something. We. We just wanted to tell you. We. We decided to renew our subscription. You can tell me something, Mr. Cole. Why was the Honorable so upset about you coming up here?
Matt Cole
She thinks I'm in the employ of a foreign government.
Agatha Reed
Oh, come on, give. You're about as innocent as a rattlesnake.
Matt Cole
All right. I'm here because I think she's on the verge of making a big mistake.
Agatha Reed
What kind of mistake?
Matt Cole
For a man, there's only one kind of mistake a woman can make. Another man.
Agatha Reed
Why should that bother you?
Matt Cole
That shouldn't be hard for a smart girl like you to figure out.
Agatha Reed
Oh, no. Now I know who you are. You're up here to make trouble, that's who you are. Well, no fisticuffs when we get there. This is supposed to be a happy weekend.
Matt Cole
When we get there.
Claude Griswold
Wait a minute.
Matt Cole
Don't tell me he's the president of this seminary.
Agatha Reed
I. I thought you knew. Telling me you tricked me. Wild horses wouldn't have dragged that out on.
Matt Cole
Forget it. What am I worried about? If I can't take her away from some old Mr. Chips, I'll quit the business.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Ha.
Claude Griswold
What does that mean?
Agatha Reed
Get out that flare, Mr. Cole. You're going to need it.
Matt Cole
Axel.
Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
Goodbye, my fancy. In a moment. You know, I guess just about the most popular sport in the world, everywhere in the world, is fishing. You hear a lot of discussion among American sportsmen. Which is better, the dry fly or the wet fly? Still fishing or trolling? Lake, stream or ocean? Everyone has his own ideas about this sport of fishing, and he goes after it in his own way. Well, that's true all over the world. As our servicemen have observed, there are a lot of different ways of catching fish. In Borneo, for example, the natives crush the berries of a certain shrub and the juice poisons the fish of a river without spoiling them as food. In Africa, South America and Alaska, the spear or harpoon is used. In Japan, trained birds called cormorants are sent diving down into the water to bring up fish. In some Pacific islands, nets are used. In others, the bow and arrow is the favorite method of getting fish for supper. Well, what's true about fishing is true about other customs and traditions around the world. A way of doing things may be different, but the ideals are the same. No one way is right or wrong. It's just what suits the Individuals best. These customs are important to the people who follow them. And our servicemen are helping to maintain goodwill by observing the customs of other people in other lands.
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Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
Now our producer, Mr. Cummings.
Claude Griswold
Act two of Goodbye, My Fancy. Starring Rosalind Russell as Agatha and Robert Young as Jim. With Whitfield Connor as Matt. The faculty reception in honor of Agatha Reed is in full progress. Among those present are Matt Cole and a professor of physical name, Dr. Pitt. Care for a cup of punch, Mr. Cole?
Matt Cole
Oh, thank you.
Claude Griswold
You.
Matt Cole
You have to go through this every year? Occupational hazard. Well, I'm rather enjoying it. You mean it can be worse than this? It's just that this is my last faculty reception. Good Hope and I will soon be going our separate ways. I haven't been exactly happy under the present management, Dr. Merrill.
Claude Griswold
Oh, no. Claude Griswold, our illustrious chairman of the board.
Matt Cole
Meanwhile, Mr. Cole, let's drink for Saturday morning. What's for Saturday morning? That's when I'll be asked to resign. I shall take my departure in a
Claude Griswold
blaze of futile glory.
Matt Cole
You gonna blow up the physics building? Not exactly, but there will be an explosion of a kind. What kind, Dr. Pitt? That's my little secret, Mr. Coe.
Claude Griswold
Punch.
Matt Cole
Not very stimulating, is it? You're wrong, Dr. Pitt. I feel a noticeable lift, as a matter of fact. Something wrong, Mr. Cole? Seems our guest of honor has disappeared. If I'm not mistaken, I saw Ms. Reed and Dr. Merrill walk out there on the terrace just a moment ago. Well, now, that should make a charming picture for the magazine. Excuse me, Doctor.
Dr. James Merrill
I suppose I had no right to take you out here. Agatha but there won't be many opportunities to be alone. And there's so much I want to say.
Agatha Reed
We had the same problem 20 years ago, Jim. Until we discovered the amphitheater, remember?
Claude Griswold
I was just about to suggest it.
Dr. James Merrill
The usual time. The reception will be over by then.
Agatha Reed
The usual time. Thank you for remembering.
Dr. James Merrill
How could I ever.
Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
Oh, Mr. Cole.
Matt Cole
I fore startled you, Doctor, with the layout. Wouldn't be complete without a picture of the president and his number one graduate.
Dr. James Merrill
Well, it might have been a better picture if you'd given us a little warning.
Agatha Reed
Mr. Cole specializes in catching people off guard.
Claude Griswold
Oh, there you are, Jim. Now, look, I've been working on Jeff Barnes. He's just about ready to walk. He's just about ready to walk. Just about ready to walk. He's just about ready to walk over for the new library.
Dr. James Merrill
I'll talk to him in the morning, Claude.
Matt Cole
Take my word for and do it now. I'll be off. All right, Tim.
Agatha Reed
Oh, Mr. Griswold. Your wife was telling me that you just gave the college a projection room and motion picture equipment.
Claude Griswold
I don't mind saying it cost me a young fortune.
Dr. James Merrill
Claude's one of the best friends this college ever had.
Agatha Reed
I'm honored, Mr. Griswold. You see, Ms. Shackelford was saying that my film will be the first to be shown.
Claude Griswold
Your film?
Agatha Reed
Oh, it's just something I assembled a couple of years ago to illustrate a lecture. Ms. Shackelford thought it might interest some of the students.
Claude Griswold
Sounds fine. It read fine.
Matt Cole
Well then, Jim.
Dr. James Merrill
Yes, of course. We mustn't let Mr. Barnes cool off.
Matt Cole
Heavy odor of orange blossoms in the air.
Agatha Reed
You haven't wasted a minute, have you, Matt?
Matt Cole
Meryl must be quite a guy to keep a woman like you on the hook for 20 years.
Agatha Reed
He is quite a guy.
Matt Cole
Or else you must be getting tired.
Agatha Reed
Well, what does that mean?
Matt Cole
This overwhelming desire to return to the past. Girlhood memories, old rooms and dormitories, old furniture.
Claude Griswold
Old.
Matt Cole
Old sweetheart, old hat.
Agatha Reed
You've been on the war fronts for so long that a decent atmosphere is bound to seem a little incongruous.
Matt Cole
Were you kidding, Aggie? Take a good look around. This is a lost world up here, and Merrill's the perfect president for it.
Agatha Reed
That penetrating analysis of Jim Merrill is based on one. How do you do?
Matt Cole
Is it? You used to be a good reporter. Talk to some of the teachers. Dr. Pitt, for example. You might get an.
Dr. James Merrill
The old amphitheater. Agatha. It looks just the same, doesn't it?
Agatha Reed
Just the same.
Dr. James Merrill
I was late, wasn't I a little on my way. Dr. Pitt stopped me. He said you had quite a talk with him.
Agatha Reed
Oh, Jim, I'm sorry. I was meddling. I had no right to.
Dr. James Merrill
In this case, you had every right.
Agatha Reed
What did you tell him? Is he going to resign?
Dr. James Merrill
No, I asked him to remain here. That's what you expected?
Agatha Reed
That's what I hoped for. But what about Mr. Griswold?
Dr. James Merrill
Well, I imagine there'll be some tearing of hair, but I'm sure I can manage the situation so that both sides appear to win. Jim, remember the last time we were here? We were very young, very much in
Agatha Reed
love, and you proposed to me.
Dr. James Merrill
Agatha, if I were to ask you again, is there any chance your answer might be the same?
Agatha Reed
Oh, always on second proposals.
Dr. James Merrill
This time you won't run away? No. Then I can tear this up. It's the note you left for me.
Agatha Reed
You kept it.
Dr. James Merrill
I've never quite forgiven myself for introducing you to the beauties of Walt Whitman. Goodbye, my fancy. Farewell, dear mate, dear love.
Agatha Reed
The note. May I have it? Thank you. Hello, my fancy.
Claude Griswold
Eggie.
Agatha Reed
Woody's the name.
Matt Cole
Oh, Jill.
Agatha Reed
That's the answer I always get.
Matt Cole
Well, I'll stick it out for a couple hours longer. If she doesn't show up by morning, I'm leaving.
Agatha Reed
Got it bad, haven't you? Look, I'm not being nosy. I think Aggie's making a mistake too. I don't just work for this woman. I like her. I care what happens to her.
Dr. James Merrill
So do I.
Agatha Reed
What was it with you and Aggie, anyway?
Matt Cole
Well, I hadn't seen her since the day Paris was liberated. Before that, not for months. I was going to ask her to marry me.
Dr. James Merrill
We made a date for that night.
Matt Cole
I rustled up eight red roses, bottle of champagne and a ring. I tore the petals off the roses and sprinkled them in the doorway, put the ring at the bottom of the glass. She'd drink the champagne, see the ring, catch on that I was proposing. Nice idea, wasn't it?
Agatha Reed
Yes, very.
Matt Cole
Only Aggie never showed up. Well, the evening wasn't entirely wasted. I learned something that's been invaluable to me ever since. Do you know it only takes three hours for roses to turn brown around the edges?
Agatha Reed
I'm sorry, Cole.
Matt Cole
What are you sorry about? Now that I've seen her dreamboat in action, I'm not worried. He's a memory. Something she pressed in a book through the years. Like an old rose.
Agatha Reed
You're expecting an awful lot of her in one short weekend.
Matt Cole
That's why, I'm gonna give her a little help. Right before your very eyes. I'm going to turn that memory into a man.
Agatha Reed
Very clever, if it works.
Claude Griswold
You leaving?
Agatha Reed
Wouldn't you rather I hear the approach of familiar footsteps?
Matt Cole
Well, good evening. I was just about to put a light in the window.
Agatha Reed
Well, I'm glad you didn't bother. I know exactly where I'm going. Good night, Matt.
Matt Cole
I want to talk to you, Aggie.
Agatha Reed
Oh yes, yes, of course. About Dr. Pitt. You'll be very unhappy to hear that any difference of opinion is now a thing of the past. Dr. Pitt will remain here.
Matt Cole
Well, there's one thing to be said in our Prexi's favor. He doesn't want to lose you. I don't blame him.
Agatha Reed
He's not going to lose me.
Matt Cole
Then it's all set?
Agatha Reed
All set.
Dr. James Merrill
Oh, congratulations.
Agatha Reed
Oh, you just can't take it, can you Matt? But he could be more exciting, more desirable than you.
Claude Griswold
That's right.
Matt Cole
I'm as vain as the next guy. Since you've gone in for collecting memories, here's another one. Sorry if I smeared your lipstick.
Dr. James Merrill
Good night, Aggie.
Ginny Merrill
Quiet.
Agatha Reed
Mr. Cole. Do come in, Mr. Cole.
Matt Cole
Good morning, Ms. Shackleburn.
Agatha Reed
We'll be taking pictures. I suppose.
Matt Cole
That's what I wanted to see you about. Now you're the student advisor. I just want to be sure that I'm at the right place at the right time. Now let's see. Tomorrow's Saturday.
Agatha Reed
Oh, but tonight. Tonight's the prom and a step sing at Griswold Hall.
Matt Cole
Step sing? Oh yeah, yeah, they sing on the steps.
Dr. James Merrill
Uh huh.
Matt Cole
But tomorrow morning. I believe Dr. Pitt mentioned something for 11 o'.
Dr. James Merrill
Clock.
Agatha Reed
Oh yes, the film showing. Ms. Reed's film.
Matt Cole
No, I don't mean that. Isn't there something else on tap?
Agatha Reed
Why no, nothing.
Matt Cole
Well now there must be.
Agatha Reed
Mr. Cole. There will be nothing at 11 o' clock tomorrow but Ms. Reed's motion picture.
Matt Cole
Anyone seen it yet?
Agatha Reed
No, I don't think so. Oh yes, Dr. Pitt. It was at his suggestion that I sent for it.
Claude Griswold
Dr. Pitt.
Dr. James Merrill
Oh, fine.
Matt Cole
Ms. Shackelford, where can I find Mr. Griswold?
Agatha Reed
Mr. Griswold? Well, I'd be glad to show you, Mr. Cole. Now you just come with me.
Dr. James Merrill
I would have stopped by sooner, Agatha, but something came up. I just wanted to remind you about the prom tonight.
Agatha Reed
Jim, Are you sure that's all?
Dr. James Merrill
No, I just couldn't wait that long to see you.
Agatha Reed
Did Griswold reach you? He phoned here some time ago.
Dr. James Merrill
I. I'VE just come from his house.
Agatha Reed
He asked about that film of mine. He seemed a little concerned.
Dr. James Merrill
Well, yes, a little. I'm terribly sorry, darling, but I forgot
Matt Cole
to ask you anything about the.
Agatha Reed
Do you think I'd have brought anything here?
Matt Cole
Unsuitable Wagatha?
Dr. James Merrill
Of course not, Jim.
Agatha Reed
I spent five years in Europe. I saw what happened in those countries where freedom was destroyed. That's what the film's about. Actual newsreel shots of some of the dreadful things that have happened in our time. How they burned the books. How they hang the teachers by their feet because they dared to teach the truth. Do you think I want to see that happen here?
Dr. James Merrill
I'm not questioning it at all. It's just that these are touchy times. So Claude feels we ought to have a look at it. It's a shame Mr. Cole had to bring it up.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Cole?
Dr. James Merrill
Why, yes. Claude said that Cole had stopped by to take a picture. He happened to mention the film to Claude.
Agatha Reed
What does he say about it?
Dr. James Merrill
He praised it very highly. But when he said that Dr. Pitt had liked it too, well, Claude got a little worried.
Agatha Reed
It's funny. It's really funny.
Dr. James Merrill
Oh, darling, believe me. We'll straighten it out. I don't need to see the picture.
Claude Griswold
I know.
Matt Cole
It's all right.
Dr. James Merrill
Besides, there's something the matter with my eye. Oh, I can't seem to see anything with you.
Matt Cole
About the prom.
Dr. James Merrill
Wait for me here, dear. I'll pick you up.
Agatha Reed
Yes, Tim. Of course.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
It. It's Jenny.
Ginny Merrill
Ms. Reed.
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Ms. Woods (Secretary)
May I come in, Jeanine?
Agatha Reed
Of course, dear. Well, shouldn't you be getting dressed for
Ginny Merrill
the prom, Ms. Reed? Is it a good picture? The one they're showing tomorrow?
Agatha Reed
Well, naturally, I'd think so. Why?
Ginny Merrill
Well, they're having a meeting about it at my father's house.
Agatha Reed
What are you trying to tell me, Ginny?
Ginny Merrill
Well, some people think the president of a college has the right to make decisions on things, but he doesn't.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
He has to check everything with a trustee.
Ginny Merrill
Whatever he may feel himself just doesn't matter.
Agatha Reed
You mean they may not run the film?
Ginny Merrill
My father's done wonderful things for this school. Seven new buildings in 10 years. Isn't that something to be proud of?
Agatha Reed
I'm so proud I could. Oh, no. It's all right, Ginny. It's all right.
Ginny Merrill
Oh, I'm so ashamed. My father's a coward, Ms. Reed. He's so afraid of losing his job, he's lost everything he ever believed.
Agatha Reed
How do you know he isn't fighting them on this?
Ginny Merrill
Because he's forgotten how to fight. Oh, Ms. Reed, you just don't understand.
Agatha Reed
I want to tell you something, Jenny. Something I'm sure you don't know. I was expelled from this college.
Ginny Merrill
You were what?
Agatha Reed
Expelled. Because I stayed out all night with a man. We were very much in love and planning to be married. But I ran away so I wouldn't hurt his chances of becoming president. He had strength and integrity and courage. He still has. So let's not turn away from him now, just when he needs us most.
Ginny Merrill
Ms. Reed. Oh, I should have known.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Whenever he talked about you, he was different. And I never really gave him up.
Ginny Merrill
I just needed someone else to Believe in him, too.
Agatha Reed
Now, you better go and get dressed for the prom.
Ginny Merrill
Oh, thank you, Ms. Reed.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Thank you.
Claude Griswold
Agatha, you. You look beautiful.
Agatha Reed
Thank you. And what's more, I'm already surprised.
Dr. James Merrill
And your arm, Ms. Reed.
Ginny Merrill
Oh.
Agatha Reed
Oh, Jim. Imagine going to a prom again.
Dr. James Merrill
Claude and Ellen stopped by. They thought we might as well make it a force.
Agatha Reed
Of course.
Dr. James Merrill
They're downstairs.
Ginny Merrill
Hey.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, it's just like old time visiting today.
Ginny Merrill
Hello, Ellie.
Agatha Reed
Oh, good evening, Mr. Griswold.
Claude Griswold
Now, that's what I call a charming trouble.
Matt Cole
Ellie, you didn't forget my pills.
Claude Griswold
My stomach's murdering me.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, I knew it. If you hadn't got so upset at the movie, you wouldn't have had to call the meeting and.
Agatha Reed
Oh, that's too bad, Mr. Griswold. Sounds like it's all my fault.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, I. I didn't mean that, Agate. It's just that we were late for dinner and Claude just gulped.
Agatha Reed
How did you like the movie, Mr. Griswold?
Claude Griswold
Well, it's no Abbott and Costello.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
They're Claude's favorite.
Dr. James Merrill
Agatha, Claude realizes what you tried to accomplish with the film.
Claude Griswold
Sure I do. Why show college kids this kind of stuff? Time enough to start worrying when they're out of college.
Agatha Reed
That's a very interesting theory of education, Mr. Griswold. Is it yours?
Claude Griswold
I leave theories to experts here like Jim. All I care about, frankly, is protecting the minds of the young people.
Agatha Reed
You're not protecting them, Mr. Griswold, you're destroying them. A college is where the future of the world begins. And professors aren't intellectual babysitters. It's their job to bring some light into this muddled world. And you've put a stop to that. The result is the girls who graduate tomorrow aren't prepared for the world they'll have to face. Yet you're content to hand it to them and say, fight for it, die for it, but don't attempt to understand it.
Claude Griswold
Ms. Reed, I think we know what's best for our school.
Dr. James Merrill
Claude, please let me handle this.
Claude Griswold
There's no handling to it, Jim. And we might as well tell her now. Ms. Reed, we've canceled the showing of the film.
Agatha Reed
I see.
Matt Cole
And Dr. Merrill, did he agree on vital issues?
Claude Griswold
The president and the trustees always agree. Now, suppose we get over to the prom.
Dr. James Merrill
Claude, you and Ellen go ahead. I'd like to speak to Ms. Reed alone.
Claude Griswold
Don't be too long. It wouldn't look well if you were late.
Ginny Merrill
Oh.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, dear.
Claude Griswold
Forget it, Ellie. Now she knows just how we feel. When Jim turns On the old charm. Excuse me.
Matt Cole
Have you seen Ms. Reed?
Claude Griswold
The man from the magazine, isn't it?
Matt Cole
That's right.
Claude Griswold
Ms. Reed's inside. But I don't think you'd better disturb her right now. Come along, Elliot.
Matt Cole
Thanks a lot. I'll just wait for her here.
Dr. James Merrill
I know how you must feel, Agatha, but you must give me a chance to explain.
Agatha Reed
Jim. Jim, did you see the film?
Dr. James Merrill
Yes.
Agatha Reed
Well, do you think it's wrong for your students to see it now? Be honest with me.
Claude Griswold
No.
Agatha Reed
And you didn't stand up and say that.
Dr. James Merrill
Agatha, I'm just asking you to try to see my position. There are times when I have to
Claude Griswold
bow to Claude Griswold.
Dr. James Merrill
You're exaggerating Claude's importance in this whole affair.
Agatha Reed
Am I? When he, and not you seem to be the real judge of what should be taught at this college.
Dr. James Merrill
He's a businessman. He gives money. He wants his say. It's as simple as that. Why do you look so shocked?
Agatha Reed
I'm not shocked. Just frightened that you can stand here and say that and accept it.
Dr. James Merrill
Good heavens, Agatha, I have to run this school. That means getting buildings, endowments. It's part of the job. Suppose I fought Griswold on this to a showdown.
Matt Cole
It would be a heroic gesture, and
Dr. James Merrill
I'd be out of here tomorrow.
Agatha Reed
Would you? You used to love a fight like that.
Dr. James Merrill
Well, things are quite different now. I. I have Ginny to think about.
Agatha Reed
Oh, there's no need to lie to me. I've talked to Ginny, and if you're not careful, you're going to lose her. I don't know how important that is to you, but I suspect it's very important.
Dr. James Merrill
What have you been telling her?
Agatha Reed
Oh, dreadful things. That you have courage, integrity, and. I didn't just say it, Jim. I believe it. Stand up to Griswold. Not for me, not even for Ginny, but for yourself. All right, Jim. I know when I'm beaten. I'm going to offer you a deal. A business deal. That's more in your line.
Dr. James Merrill
What are you talking about?
Agatha Reed
A few minutes ago, I assured your daughter that you'd run that film tomorrow. So I'm afraid you're going to do it with or without Mr. Griswold's consent.
Dr. James Merrill
Is this your idea of a joke?
Agatha Reed
No. No. And in exchange for that small service, I'll give you my personal guarantee that the article in Real magazine won't even hint at the colorful events leading up to my experience. Expulsion from this seat of higher learning. I. I can't believe. Why not? You see, Jim, I'm willing to take a chance on you. I know now that you're afraid. And with a man who's afraid, it's just a question of the lesser of two evils. Whether you risk being removed from here by running the film, or whether you accept the certainty of being removed after this story breaks.
Dr. James Merrill
You'd. You'd really do a thing like that?
Agatha Reed
Oh, you'll learn all kinds of tricks in my work. The most important one being never to play fair unless you respect the men you're dealing with.
Dr. James Merrill
I'd never believe this could happen, not after last night.
Agatha Reed
Last night was 20 years ago. Listen. They're playing the alma mater. Very appropriate, isn't it? Look, how long. Jim, we'll be late for the Promise.
Claude Griswold
In just a few moments now, we'll hear Act 3 of Goodbye, My Fancy.
Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
You know, every once in a while, the sounds of war yield to a nicer note. Such a one came from Korea, from the 27th Regiment of the 25th Infantry Division. It's an outfit of superb combat soldiers who built a legendary reputation in the Korean fighting. But they built something else along with it. When they were stationed in Osaka, Japan, in 1949, they learned that a small orphanage was in bad shape. Poor buildings, little clothing, and no assurance from day to day that there would even be enough food for the more than 150 kids who called it home. Well, the regiment adopted that orphanage. They began to take up collections. They contributed food and medicine and clothing. And when the regiment moved to the Korean battlefront, the work went on. Their first payday in combat, those guys deducted a half million yen and sent it back to Japan for their orphanage. You can bet those kids have never forgotten the men of the 27th. Such acts by you and your friends today are shaping our world of tomorrow. We pause now for station identification.
Claude Griswold
The curtain rises on act 3 of goodbye, my fancy, starring rosalind russell as agatha and robert young as jim. With whitfield connor as matt. It's the following morning, and the motion picture theater at Good Hope College is rapidly filling with students and faculty. In front of the theater, Matt Cole has just walked over to the student advisor, Ms. Shackelford.
Matt Cole
My, you look just radiant this morning, Ms. Shackeloord.
Agatha Reed
Oh, why, Mr. Cole.
Matt Cole
So you're showing the movie, huh? Sort of a flexible program you run up here, isn't it?
Agatha Reed
It's completely beyond me. Last night, Dr. Merrill tells me to cancel the film, and this morning he says to go ahead.
Matt Cole
Dr. Merrill ordered the film shown well,
Agatha Reed
it's not my responsibility. Oh, I'll certainly be glad when this weekend's over.
Matt Cole
Hi. You all alone, Woody? Isn't the honorable gonna show up? Film's about to begin.
Agatha Reed
Now listen. Out of focus. Meryl came through, didn't he? They're running her picture, aren't they? You know what that does to your chances. Oh, well, then what are you so happy about?
Matt Cole
Oh, I'm not happy. I'm sad. You gotta be philosophical about it. You gotta take the bad with the good. See, you're up, you're down, you're punched.
Agatha Reed
Drunk coming in.
Matt Cole
No, I've seen the picture. I think I'll take one last happy
Dr. James Merrill
look at good hope.
Matt Cole
I might run into an old friend. You know, a man can wear himself out walking around this campus looking for someone.
Agatha Reed
What are you doing here, Matt?
Matt Cole
What are you doing here, Agatha?
Agatha Reed
I happen to like the amphitheater.
Matt Cole
Well, they're showing your film.
Agatha Reed
I know.
Matt Cole
Well, aren't you glad?
Claude Griswold
Yes.
Agatha Reed
Yes, of course.
Matt Cole
Well, it seems I was wrong about Meryl.
Agatha Reed
Fine, fine. But there's no need to call anyone about Crow.
Matt Cole
No, I don't mind. I don't have any pride where you're concerned, Aggie.
Dr. James Merrill
You ought to know that.
Agatha Reed
We've been all through this, Matt.
Matt Cole
You've got nothing to say to me.
Agatha Reed
It's all been said.
Matt Cole
Yeah, well, I'm stupid. I gotta have it spelled out. He's a great guy. He's everything you ever hoped for, dreamed about all these years. And you're gonna marry him, is that it?
Agatha Reed
I don't want to talk about it.
Matt Cole
Okay. I'll go down and congratulate Dr. Merrill. No. You couldn't face that, could you? As you know, it's a lie. You threw away six years we could have had together. Six wonderful, beautiful years, all because of a lie. But you haven't got honesty enough to admit it to me. O to yourself. Gotta hang on to your precious ego. Well, you can have it, sister. I'm a big boy now. I got bigger and better things to do. And don't worry, I'll stay away from Merrill.
Claude Griswold
Agatha.
Agatha Reed
Come in, Jim.
Dr. James Merrill
You're not packing.
Agatha Reed
That's right, Jim. I'm leaving. My commencement speech is there on the waistback. If I had to stand up there this afternoon and say it, I'd choke on every word. Don't you realize that I was taken ill? That I was called back to Washington? Anything.
Dr. James Merrill
Just like 20 years ago ago, isn't it? Running away again, Jim?
Agatha Reed
I was wrong about last night. Expecting you to be the same man I remembered. And I was wrong to think that I could. Well, could help you win your daughter back. I can't blackmail for you for the rest of my life. It's better that she know the truth now, while she's young.
Dr. James Merrill
Would you tell Jenny that. That I ordered your film shown? Because if I didn't, if I had
Agatha Reed
to, yes, I'd tell her. Who is it?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
It's Jenny.
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Dr. James Merrill
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Claude Griswold
Come in. Ginny.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I went to your office, Father. They told me you'd come here. We just saw your picture, Ms. Reed.
Ginny Merrill
Oh, it was wonderful.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
I wish you'd been there, Father. I'm sure none of us will ever forget it. It was the best graduation present you could have given the senior class and me. Well, I just wanted to thank you.
Dr. James Merrill
Jenny, don't go.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Yes.
Dr. James Merrill
You kissed me just now. Jenny, you haven't done that in a long time. I'm very grateful, but I can't accept it under false pretenses.
Agatha Reed
False Pretend. No, don't.
Dr. James Merrill
I had the movie shown only because Ms. Reed forced me to. She gave me an alternative that left me no choice. That's the truth, and I want you to know it. I haven't been much of a father for quite a while. I'm sorry, Jenny. I didn't tell you all this to hurt you.
Ginny Merrill
You've forgotten a lot of things about me, haven't you? But I don't cry only when I'm sad. But I cry just as much when I'm happy. I don't care why you showed the film. I just wanted you to be honest with me and with yourself.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, so this is where you are.
Agatha Reed
Ellie, do you mind?
Dr. James Merrill
It's all right. Come in, Ellen.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Now, what is all this nonsense, Ginger? Claude's terribly upset. The whole board's upset. First when they heard about the movie. And then right out of the blue, this. This resignation.
Agatha Reed
Resignation?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, it was just beautiful, Jim. Especially that part about self respect. Just about made me cry.
Agatha Reed
Jim, why did you do it?
Dr. James Merrill
I stood in back of the theater a little while ago and watched them looking at the picture. Suddenly I realized I had almost not let them see it. That's when I knew that everything you said last night was true. That I had no right to be the president of a college.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Why, Aggie, how could you say such a thing? Why, you should hear them all shouting back there at home about how much good you've done for the school and what a row the students would raise if they heard about it. Wouldn't they, Jim?
Ginny Merrill
They'd raise a heck of a row, Mrs. Grisboll.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Why, I. I'd even resign as alumnae president.
Dr. James Merrill
Thank you, Ellen.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Oh, my goodness, Jimmy. Now what are you doing here? You forget it's commencement. I'm going, Mrs. Griswold. I always wondered why they called it commencement. Now I know. Well, I'd better be leaving too. I just wanted to ask you to reconsider, Jim.
Agatha Reed
Oh, you.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
You won't mention this to Claude, will you? He'll like thinking it was his own idea. It's very important to a man like Claude, you know, to think everything's his own idea.
Dr. James Merrill
I'm afraid I've been underestimating you, Ellen.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
You forget I was once a student in your history class too. See you later, Ivy.
Agatha Reed
I'm overwhelmed, Jim. I never expected this.
Dr. James Merrill
We're even. Neither did I.
Agatha Reed
Will you reconsider? I think it's very important to good hope that you stay on.
Dr. James Merrill
When I came in here, I wanted to tell you again how. How much I love you. That I didn't have much hope for it after last night. But that somehow today I know we're different people than we were 20 years ago. I know that a lot of things have changed. But I wouldn't want to go through the rest of my life, feeling I hadn't tried. Do I have a chance?
Agatha Reed
You might have had a very good chance, Jim. Except that, well, you see, we only met today. Just now, really. And there's someone who has a few years start on you.
Dr. James Merrill
He's lucky.
Agatha Reed
Thank you.
Dr. James Merrill
You will stay, won't you? For commencement, I mean.
Agatha Reed
Yes. Yes, I'll stay.
Dr. James Merrill
Thank you. Agatha.
Agatha Reed
Well, hello.
Claude Griswold
Hello.
Agatha Reed
I mean, Agatha. Where have you been? Where have I been? Where have you been? Straightening out my life. Well, now I know. What arrangements did you make for getting us out of here? Getting us out? Not by plane, Woody. Tonight. You better phone Washington. Tell him to set up that committee meeting for 10 tomorrow morning. Oh, and call Senator McElroy. Tell him he was right. I'll make a swing through the whole state before election. And close your mouth, you look like a fish. I thought you and Meryl.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Now get on that phone.
Agatha Reed
I've got to go change my shoes.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Hello, this is Ms. Woods.
Agatha Reed
Would you get me the airport, please?
Matt Cole
All right, woody, where's the Hon.
Agatha Reed
Oh, look, Cole, would you mind telling me something? What's going on? All right, I'll hold on. Mara runs the film, you're philosophical and
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
she straightens out her life.
Agatha Reed
I don't get it.
Matt Cole
You will.
Agatha Reed
Oh, Woody, my black shoes. Where on earth did you put. Well, I thought you were on your way to bigger and better things.
Matt Cole
I've got some news for you. Leave us alone, Woody. I said leave us alone.
Agatha Reed
Oh, I'll call you later.
Matt Cole
You're not going to do it, Aggie. You're not going to marry him.
Agatha Reed
Oh, really?
Matt Cole
Now, look, I'm not asking you to fall into my arms. I wouldn't even catch you if you did. One thing I found out this weekend. I don't like women.
Agatha Reed
Well, then why all the bother?
Matt Cole
Because I'm neat. I straighten pictures. I put the tops on toothpaste tubes. I don't like unfinished things lying around. Now, you're not gonna go through with this and throw away your life.
Agatha Reed
Aren't you being a little overconfident?
Matt Cole
I don't think so. I'm offering you a deal, a business deal. And in exchange for such a small service, I'm giving you my personal guarantee that the article in Real magazine won't even hint at the colorful event leading up to your expulsion from this seat of higher learning.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Why you.
Matt Cole
The pictures on opposite page.
Agatha Reed
Oh, you're an eavesdropper, too, among all your other economists.
Claude Griswold
You learn a lot of cute tricks
Matt Cole
in my work, too.
Agatha Reed
Well, it Seems I have no choice, have I?
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Woody. Yes, ma'.
Agatha Reed
Am. There's been a change of plans, Woody. We're leaving. Good Hope tonight, huh? You better phone Washington. They can set up that committee meeting for tomorrow at 10. Oh, and call Senator McElroy. Tell him I'll make a swing for the entire state before election.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
But you just told me.
Agatha Reed
I know, but there's been a change in plans. Oh, a change in plans.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Ms. Reed. Ms. Reed, are you ready? Ginny, the ceremonies are going to begin.
Agatha Reed
I. I guess I'm ready.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Your speech.
Agatha Reed
Have you got your speech? I left it right here on the desk. What did you do with it? I never touched it.
Matt Cole
Put that in the wastebasket.
Agatha Reed
Oh, we had no file. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Now come on, let's go.
Ms. Woods (Secretary)
Ginny. Ginny, where are you?
Agatha Reed
Oh, one weekend. Could a woman go crazy in one weekend?
Matt Cole
What's the crazy about changing her mind?
Agatha Reed
Changing her mind? She told me the same thing five minutes ago.
Matt Cole
She what?
Claude Griswold
She what?
Agatha Reed
What, are they putting the food around here anyway? Now what's got into you, sweetheart?
Matt Cole
Don't even try to understand it. Just relax and enjoy it.
Agatha Reed
What kept you? Oh, Matt, you were right. We have missed six wonderful years. I've been so blind. Now why on earth didn't you make me see?
Matt Cole
Why didn't I.
Claude Griswold
You.
Agatha Reed
You politic.
Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
In a moment our stars will return. Make a friend and you make an ally. There's a thought for you to keep in mind. As many another American has ever heard of Billy Brown. Well, for over a year now, young Billy, a high school senior of Yorktown Heights, New York, has broadcast a 15 minute program over the Voice of America every Friday. In answer to some letter from a pen pal, he talks about such varied subjects as sports, stamps, religious freedom and American jazz. The program is repeated in Urdu, a language spoken in India and Pakistan and beamed to Asia. In one month, Billy answered 627 letters from 35 countries. When one pen pal asked about student government in American high schools, Billy tape recorded a five minute student meeting in his school. For a while it looked as if Billy's program might be discontinued, but it had become so successful that the local Rotary Club set up a special committee to raise funds for its continuation and for the purchase of postage and stationery so Billy could continue to correspond personally with his overseas pen pals. Recently, Pakistan's ambassador to the US and his family visited Billy at his home for a weekend. And later the envoy invited the Brown family to Washington where Billy received a reward for his, as the citation read, contribution to the growing spirit of brotherhood between the youth of America and the youth of Pakistan. Although Billy Brown plans to enter law school, he hopes to continue with his radio program. For like so many other Americans, he's discovered that by helping others, you help your country. Now here's Mr. Cummings with our stars.
Claude Griswold
And here they are Rosalind Russell and Robert Young.
Dr. James Merrill
Now, Irving, tell us about your plans.
Claude Griswold
One of the most beautiful love stories of all time. The world famous novel by Emily Bronte, which Samuel Goldwyn turned into an artistic triumph as a great motion picture. Wuthering Heights. And we are proud to announce that lovely Merle Oberon will recreate a well remembered portrayal of Kathy.
Matt Cole
Well, that will certainly get you off
Dr. James Merrill
to a great start. Good night.
Agatha Reed
Good night.
Claude Griswold
Good night.
Narrator/Producer Irving Cummings
Third of my cast tonight were Joan Banks as Woody, Norma Jean Nilson as Ginny, herb Butterfield as Mr. Griswold, Fred MacKay as Dr. Pitt, Pauline Drake as Ellen Gail Bonnie as Ms. Shackleford and Eddie Marr. The Hollywood Radio Theater is produced by Mr. Irving Cummings. Our orchestra is under the direction of Rudy Schrager. This is Ken Carpenter inviting you to join us next week at this same time for another presentation of the Hollywood Radio Radio Theater. Hollywood Radio Theater is a presentation of the United States Armed Forces Radio and Television Station Service.
Dr. James Merrill
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Episode: Lux Radio Theatre - Goodbye, My Fancy
Date: July 22, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
This episode features a full broadcast of "Goodbye, My Fancy" from the Lux Radio Theatre, starring Rosalind Russell as Agatha Reed and Robert Young as Dr. Jim Merrill. Set in the early 1950s, the narrative follows Congresswoman Agatha Reed as she returns to her alma mater, Good Hope College, to receive an honorary degree—a journey that forces her and those around her to confront long-buried scandals, regrets, and ideals about education, personal integrity, and love.
The episode blends witty dialogue, touching reunions, and vibrant social commentary on academic freedom and gender roles, all delivered with the charm and sharpness characteristic of Golden Age radio drama.
The show maintains a brisk, witty, and emotionally charged tone typical of mid-century radio drama, with sharp banter, heartfelt confessions, and ideological clashes. Rosalind Russell and Robert Young bring warmth and gravitas, while supporting roles provide comic relief and tension.
"Goodbye, My Fancy" blends political drama with personal reckoning, using the setting of an American college to pose timeless questions about honor, integrity, educational responsibility, and the costs of both conformity and rebellion. The episode stands as a testament to Golden Age radio’s ability to tackle weighty themes with both heart and humor.
Recommended for:
Fans of classic radio drama, lovers of vintage Hollywood storytelling, and listeners interested in the cultural crossroads of 20th-century America.
Note: Advertisement segments and non-content interruptions (Spinquest promos, She’s Birdie, McDonalds, etc.) have been omitted for clarity and focus.