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Welcome to Hollywood. The Armed Forces Radio and Television Service brings you the Hollywood Radio Theater starring Ann Blythe and Claire Trevor in all about Eve. Ms. Blythe appears by arrangement with MGM, producers of the Technicolor picture the Last Time I Saw Paris, starring Elizabeth Taylor, Van Johnson, Walter Pidgeon and Donna Reed. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Irving Cumming.
Producer Irving Cummings
Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we present another of our 20 greats. It's a recent motion picture which was immediately acclaimed as one of the screen's greatest comedies when 20th Century Fox brought All About Eve to the screen. Perhaps you had already read about Eve's unorthodox behavior in Mary Earl's original story, Wisdom of Eve. And tonight, I'm sure you'll be fascinated by a story again, as played by our stars, Ann Blythe and Claire Trevor. Ms. Trevor has graciously stepped in for Idolapino, who is ill now. Act one of All About Eve, starring Ann Blythe as Eve and Claire Trevor as Margot. To those of the New York theater, no other tribute, critical acclaim or glorification can approach the heights of recognition represented in the Sarah Siddons Award for Distinguished Achievement. A moment ago, this most cherished honor came to a young actress named Eve Harrington. Among the many eminent personalities present is the noted critic Alison DeWitt.
Addison DeWitt
Yes, this is Eve's arm. Beautiful, radiant poise. She's about to make her speech of acceptance. The hall rings with applause and bravos. Everyone is looking at Eve. All except Karen Richards. Karen has made a little pile of Crumbs on the tablecloth. She's patting him with a spoon, staring at it absently. I wonder what Karen Richard is thinking about.
Eve Harrington
Eve. Eve Harrington. Seems a lifetime ago. That rainy night in October, I hurried down the alley to the stage door. But where was she? Strange. I'd become so accustomed to seeing her here. Night after night, I found myself looking for a girl I'd never spoken, wondering where she was.
Margot Channing
This is Richard.
Eve Harrington
Oh, there you are. It seemed odd suddenly you're not being here. After all. Six nights a week for weeks, watching Margot Channing enter and leave a theater.
Karen Richards
Oh, I hope you don't mind my speaking to you. It took every bit of courage I could raise to speak to a playwright's wife.
Eve Harrington
I'm the lowest form of celebrity.
Karen Richards
You're Margot Channing's best friend. You and your husband are always with her.
Eve Harrington
Tell me, what do you do in between the time Margot goes in the theater and comes out? Just huddle and wait?
Karen Richards
Oh, no, no. I see the play.
Eve Harrington
See the play? You mean you've seen every performance?
Karen Richards
Yes.
Eve Harrington
Well, apart from everything else. Don't you find it expensive?
Karen Richards
Standing room doesn't cost much. I manage.
Eve Harrington
You're coming with me, young lady. I'm going to take you to Margot.
Karen Richards
Oh, no.
Eve Harrington
Oh, yes. She's got to meet you.
Karen Richards
Oh, no, no. I'd be imposing on her. I'd be just another tongue tied, gushing fan.
Eve Harrington
There isn't another like you. There couldn't be. By the way, what's your name?
Karen Richards
Eve. Eve Harrington.
Eve Harrington
Margot was in her dressing room. Lloyd, my husband, was with her. And of course, Bertie, Margo's maid.
Birdie Coonan
Oh, come on in, Karen. Margot's just been interviewed by a lady
Bill Sampson
reporter from the south.
Lloyd Richards
And the minute it gets printed, they're gonna fire on Gettysburg all over again.
Margot Channing
It was Fort Sumter. They fired on Birdie. Where's my cold cream? Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts and write me a play about a nice, normal woman who shoots her husband.
Eve Harrington
I find these wisecracks increasingly less funny. Margot Aged in Wood happens to be a fine and distinguished play.
Birdie Coonan
That's my loyal little woman.
Margot Channing
Oh, relax, K. It's just me and
Eve Harrington
my big mouth that you get me so mad sometimes. Of all the women in the world with nothing to complain about.
Margot Channing
Ain't it the truth? Yes, it is.
Eve Harrington
You're talented, famous, wealthy people waiting around night after night just to see you. Even in the rain.
Margot Channing
You mean autograph themes? Those little beasts?
Eve Harrington
They're your fans, your audience.
Margot Channing
They're nobody's audience. They Never see a play or a movie even. They're never indoors long enough.
Eve Harrington
Well, there's one indoors right now. I brought her back to see you.
Margot Channing
You what?
Eve Harrington
She's just outside the door.
Karen Richards
Uh, Birdie.
Margot Channing
Yeah, the heave ho.
Eve Harrington
You can't put her out, Margot. She worships you. You must have spotted her by now. She's always there.
Margot Channing
You mean the mousy one with the trench coat and the funny hat?
Karen Richards
Yeah. Come in, Eve.
Eve Harrington
Margot, this is Eve Harrington.
Karen Richards
How do you do, my dear?
Lloyd Richards
Oh, brother.
Karen Richards
Hello, Miss Channing. My husband.
Birdie Coonan
Hello, Miss Harrington.
Karen Richards
How do you do, Mr. Richards.
Margot Channing
And this is my dear friend and companion, Miss Bertie Coonan. Oh, brother.
Producer Irving Cummings
Oh.
Birdie Coonan
Oh, brother. What?
Lloyd Richards
When she gets like this, all of a sudden she's playing Hamlet's mother.
Margot Channing
Birdie, dear, I'm sure you must have things to do in the bathroom.
Lloyd Richards
If I haven't, I'll find something till you get normal.
Eve Harrington
Dear Birdie, I was just telling Margot and Lloyd how often you've seen the play.
Karen Richards
Oh, yes. Every performance.
Birdie Coonan
Well, then, am I safe in assuming
Addison DeWitt
that you like it?
Karen Richards
Oh, I'd like anything Miss Channing played in.
Margot Channing
Now, would you really?
Karen Richards
Isn't that so sweet? Your new play is for Miss Channing too, isn't it?
Birdie Coonan
Well, how'd you hear about it?
Karen Richards
There was an item in Addison de Witt's column. I like the title. Footsteps on the Ceiling.
Birdie Coonan
Let's get back to this one. Every performance, huh?
Margot Channing
Why, yes. There are other plays.
Karen Richards
Not with you in them. Not by Mr. Richard.
Birdie Coonan
But you must have friends, a home, family.
Karen Richards
No.
Eve Harrington
Tell us about it, Eve.
Karen Richards
If I only knew how. Try. Well, it started with the play before this one.
Margot Channing
Remembrance? You mean, did you see it here in New York?
Karen Richards
San Francisco. The most important night of my life. Until now. I found myself going the next night and the next and the next. And then when the show went east, I went east. Eve, why don't you start at the beginning? Oh, it couldn't possibly interest you.
Margot Channing
Please.
Karen Richards
No. Well, I guess it started back home. Wisconsin. There was just mom and dad and me. Farmers were poor in those days, so I quit school and became a secretary in a brewery. It wasn't much fun, but it helped at home. There was a little theater group there, like a drop of rain on the desert. That's where I met Eddie. We played Lilliam three times. Oh, I was awful. And when the war came, we got married. Eddie was in the air force. They sent him to the South Pacific. Then a letter arrived. Eddie had a leave coming up, and I went To San Francisco to meet him. But Eddie wasn't there. Just a telegram saying that Eddie was dead. I found a job and his insurance helped. And then one night, Margot Channing came to San Francisco in the play remembrance. And, well, here I am.
Lloyd Richards
What a story. Everything but the bloodhound snapping at her rear fender.
Margot Channing
Listen, Birdie, there are some human experiences that Even an ex 5th rate vaudevillian should understand and respect. I want to apologize for Birdie.
Lloyd Richards
Oh, sorry. It's just my way of talking.
Karen Richards
You didn't hurt my feelings, Ms. Coonan.
Lloyd Richards
Call me Birdie. Oh, hiya, Mr. Sampson.
Bill Sampson
Hiya, Bertie. For your information, Margot, my plane takes off in exactly 47 minutes. And how do I find you? Not ready yet and looking like a junkyard.
Margot Channing
Thank you, sir.
Karen Richards
Bill, this.
Bill Sampson
You know, the airlines have clocks, even if you haven't. I start shooting a week from Monday.
Karen Richards
Bill.
Margot Channing
I'm a junkyard. Bill, this is Eve Harrington.
Bill Sampson
Hi. My wonderful junkyard.
Eve Harrington
Hi.
Bill Sampson
The mystery and dreams you find in a junkyard. Oh, hello. What's your name?
Karen Richards
Eve. Eve Harrington.
Eve Harrington
You've already met, huh?
Bill Sampson
Where?
Karen Richards
Eve.
Eve Harrington
You're not going?
Karen Richards
Well, I think I'd better. It's been. Oh, I can hardly find the words to say how it's been. Been. Thank you. You just stick around.
Margot Channing
I tell you what. We'll put Mr. Stanislavski on his plane, you and I, and then go somewhere and talk.
Karen Richards
Well, if I'm not in the way.
Margot Channing
No, I'll shower and dress. I won't be a minute.
Eve Harrington
Yes? Bill was going to Hollywood to direct a picture. I can't remember why Lloyd and I couldn't go to the airport with them. But I do remember that as we
Karen Richards
left, Eve started talking a bit. So you're going to Hollywood, Mr. Samson?
Bill Sampson
Oh, just for one picture. Why?
Karen Richards
I just wondered.
Bill Sampson
Just wondered what?
Karen Richards
Why you'd want to go out there. I. I mean, when a man's the best and most successful young director in the theater.
Narrator
The theater?
Bill Sampson
What book of rules says the theater exists only in New York. Listen, Junior, and learn.
Karen Richards
Yes, Mr. Sands?
Bill Sampson
You want to know what the theater is? A flea circus. Also opera, rodeos, carnivals, ballets, Indian tribal dances, Punch and Judy. A one man. There's magic and make believe and an audience. It's all theater. You don't understand them all. You don't like them all. Well, why should you? The theater's for everybody, you included, but not exclusively. So don't approve or disapprove. It may not be your theater, but it's theater for Somebody, somewhere.
Karen Richards
I just asked a simple question.
Bill Sampson
And I shot my mouth off. Nothing personal, Junior. Hey, Margot. I'm gonna leave here in exactly three seconds.
Margot Channing
So am I, if I can find my code.
Lloyd Richards
It's right where you left it. Oh.
Bill Sampson
Any messages for Toronto Power?
Narrator
Bertie?
Lloyd Richards
Yeah. Give him my phone number.
Margot Channing
Say, Birdie, have you got the key?
Lloyd Richards
Well, I ain't forgot it yet.
Margot Channing
I'll see you at home in an hour. Eve, where are you going?
Karen Richards
Oh, you don't really want me tagging along.
Margot Channing
Now, don't be silly. Come on.
Karen Richards
This way.
Margot Channing
It's quicker if we cut across the stage. Bill, where is she? What happened to Eve?
Bill Sampson
She's at the desk picking up my tickets. She said we had so little time to be together.
Margot Channing
You know, she's quite a girl, Bill. I'd forgotten they grew that way anymore.
Bill Sampson
Yeah, that lack of pretense, that strange sort of understanding.
Margot Channing
Yes, isn't it silly? You know, suddenly I've developed a big protective feeling toward her. A lamb loose in our big stone jungle. Bill.
Bill Sampson
What?
Karen Richards
Take care of yourself out there.
Bill Sampson
I understand they have the Indians pretty well in hand.
Margot Channing
Just don't get stuck on some glamour puss, will you?
Bill Sampson
I'll try it.
Margot Channing
You're a setup for some gorgeous, wide eyed young babe.
Bill Sampson
How childish are you gonna get before you stop this?
Margot Channing
Well, I don't want to be childish, but I'll settle for just a few years.
Bill Sampson
You cut that out right now.
Margot Channing
Bill, am I going to lose you?
Eve Harrington
Am I?
Bill Sampson
As of this moment, you're six years old.
Karen Richards
Everything's ready, Mr. Sampson.
Narrator
Oh.
Bill Sampson
Oh, thank you.
Karen Richards
Your tickets. They'd like you to get right on the plane.
Bill Sampson
You've been very helpful. Good luck.
Karen Richards
Goodbye, Mr. Sampson.
Bill Sampson
Margot. Knit me a muffler, huh?
Karen Richards
First, kiss me goodbye.
Margot Channing
Call me when you get in on the hour.
Bill Sampson
Hey, Junior, keep an eye on her. She's a loose lamb in a jungle.
Margot Channing
That same night, we went for Eve's things, her few pitiful possessions, and she
Karen Richards
moved into the little guest room.
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Margot Channing
Eve became my sister, lawyer, mother, friend, psychiatrist and cop. Her quiet efficiency, her constant anticipation of my wishes drove Birdie mad. And I loved it. Yes, the honeymoon was on. Early one morning, the telephone awakened me. I was half groggy. Operator made no sense at all.
Karen Richards
We are ready with your call to Beverly Hills, California.
Birdie Coonan
Where?
Karen Richards
What call? We are ready with the call you
Margot Channing
placed for 12 midnight, California time to Mr. William Sampson in Beverly Hills.
Karen Richards
Go ahead, please.
Bill Sampson
Hello, Margo.
Birdie Coonan
Margot.
Bill Sampson
What a wonderful surprise.
Narrator
What a thoughtful, ever loving thing that do.
Margot Channing
Bill. Have I gone crazy?
Bill Sampson
Bill, you're my girl, aren't you?
Margot Channing
That I am.
Addison DeWitt
Then you're crazy.
Margot Channing
Oh, when are you coming back?
Bill Sampson
In a week. Well, I'm waiting. When are you going to say it?
Margot Channing
Oh, now, Bill, you know how much I do, but over a phone?
Bill Sampson
Not really.
Margot Channing
That's kid stuff, kid.
Bill Sampson
Stepping out. It doesn't happen every day. And if you won't say it, then you can sing it. Sing it like the Western Union boys.
Producer Irving Cummings
Yes, they do.
Karen Richards
Bill.
Margot Channing
It's your birthday and who remembered it?
Bill Sampson
Who was there on the.at 12 midnight?
Karen Richards
Happy birthday, darling.
Narrator
Well, the reading could have been better,
Bill Sampson
but you said it anyway. Hey, I got a party, don't I?
Margot Channing
Of course you do. Birthday and coming home. Who will I ask?
Bill Sampson
It's no secret. I know all about the party. Eve wrote me.
Margot Channing
Eve?
Karen Richards
She did?
Bill Sampson
Why, she hasn't missed a week since I left. But you know all about that. You probably tell her what to Write.
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Bill Sampson
How is Eve? Okay.
Karen Richards
Okay.
Bill Sampson
I love you.
Margot Channing
I'll check with Eve.
Bill Sampson
What?
Margot Channing
I love you, too. Good night, darling. I thought a lot about that phone call in the morning when Birdie came
Karen Richards
in with my breakfast.
Lloyd Richards
That's a silly question to ask me.
Margot Channing
Well, all I said was. You don't like Eve, do you?
Lloyd Richards
You want an argument or an answer?
Margot Channing
I'd like an answer.
Eve Harrington
No.
Margot Channing
Why not?
Lloyd Richards
Now you want an argument?
Margot Channing
Well, she's loyal and efficient, like an
Lloyd Richards
agent with only one client.
Margot Channing
She thinks only of me, doesn't she?
Lloyd Richards
I'll say.
Margot Channing
How do you mean that?
Lloyd Richards
Well, I'll tell you how like. Well, like she's studying you. Like you was a book or a play or a set of blueprints. How you walk, talk, eat, think, sleep.
Margot Channing
I'm sure that's very flattering, Birdie. And I'm also sure that.
Karen Richards
Morning.
Margot Channing
Oh, Eve.
Karen Richards
Good morning. I'm going downtown now, Miss Channing. Is there anything else you've thought of?
Margot Channing
Well, there's that script to take back to the Guild.
Karen Richards
I've got it.
Margot Channing
Oh, and those checks for the income
Karen Richards
tax man I write in this envelope. Well, it seems I can't think of a thing you haven't thought of. That's my job, Miss Channing.
Margot Channing
Eve, by any chance, did you place a call from me to Bill Sampson for midnight California time?
Karen Richards
Oh, golly, I forgot to tell you.
Margot Channing
Yes, dear, you forgot all about it.
Karen Richards
Oh, well, I was sure. Sure you'd want to, of course, being his birthday and you've been so busy.
Eve Harrington
Very thoughtful of you, Eve.
Karen Richards
Mr. Sampson's birthday. I couldn't forget that. You'd never forgive me. As a matter of fact, I sent him a telegram myself.
Margot Channing
Did you say something?
Lloyd Richards
Who said something?
Margot Channing
Don't.
Narrator
In a moment, we'll hear the second act of All About Eve. With our American servicemen stationed in many countries around the world, they have a wonderful opportunity to observe new customs and traditions. What might have seemed strange before is becoming pretty familiar to them. For instance, in many parts of the world, young girls of the villages are chosen to preside over festivities of the group. This is true not only in the more primitive tribes, but also in celebrations in Europe and Asia at the time of planting or harvest. The dancing and music that accompany these celebrations date back through the years. The finest costumes are brought out for the occasion. The girls are, of course, symbols of good luck. And in the times of antiquity, they were sacrificed to the gods to ensure fertility of the soil, to bring rain or to produce a good harvest. The ceremonies still survived. But today, these girls are honored as queens of the festivals. Well, as our servicemen have observed, we have the same tradition in our own culture. The citrus growers choose an orange queen, the cotton planters a cotton queen. Portland, Oregon chooses a rose queen. Portland, Maine chooses Miss Halibut. We have a Ms. America, Mrs. America, and even Miss Universe. Colleges and high schools choose a queen to reign over their Harvest Ball or Spring Festival. And so it goes. The same is true of other traditions and customs of all countries. The way of doing things may be different, but the ideals are the same. And it's by observing these customs that our servicemen are helping to maintain goodwill with other people in other lands. Now, our producer, Mr. Cummings.
Producer Irving Cummings
Act two of All About Eve. Starring Ann Blythe as Eve and Claire Trevor as Margo. With William Conrad as Bill.
Margot Channing
Bill's welcome home birthday party. A night to go down in history. Even before it started, I could smell disaster in the air. When I went down the stairs, I was surprised to find that Bill had already arrived.
Bill Sampson
Looks like I'm going to have a very fancy party.
Margot Channing
I thought you were going to be late. How long have you been here?
Bill Sampson
Oh, just a few minutes. I ran into Eve. She seemed so interested in Hollywood.
Margot Channing
She's a girl of so many interests.
Bill Sampson
Yeah, it's a pretty rare quality these days.
Margot Channing
A girl of so many rare qualities.
Bill Sampson
So she seems.
Margot Channing
So. You point it out so often. So many qualities. So often. And so young. So young and so fair.
Bill Sampson
I can't believe you're making this up. It sounds like something out of an old Clyde Fitch play.
Margot Channing
Clyde Fitch, although you may not think so, was well before my time.
Bill Sampson
I always denied the legend that you were in Our American Cousin the night Lincoln was shot.
Margot Channing
I don't think that's funny.
Bill Sampson
Oh, of course it's funny. Whipping yourself into a jealous froth because I spent 10 minutes with a stage struck kid.
Margot Channing
Stage struck kid? She's a young lady of qualities. And I'll have you know I'm fed up with both the young lady and her qualities. Studying me as if I were a play or a blueprint. How I walk, talk, think, act, sleep. As it happens, there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges.
Bill Sampson
For instance, what?
Margot Channing
For instance, you.
Bill Sampson
This is my cue to take you in my arms and reassure you. But I'm not going to. I'm too mad. Too guilty mad. You know, darling, there are certain characteristics for which you are famous on stage and off. I love you for some of them. And in spite of others. They're part of your equipment for getting along in what is laughingly called our environment. You have to keep your teeth sharp. All right. But I will not have you sharpen them on me or on Eve.
Margot Channing
What about her teeth?
Bill Sampson
She hasn't even cut him yet and you know it. Eve Harrington has never indicated anything to me but her adoration for you and her happiness at our being in love. And to animate anything else spells a paranoiac insecurity that you should be ashamed of.
Margot Channing
Cut and print. What happened to the next reel? Do I get dragged off screaming to the snake pit?
Karen Richards
Excuse me, Miss Channing.
Margot Channing
Oh, yes, Eve.
Karen Richards
The hors d' oeuvres are here. Is there anything else I can do?
Margot Channing
Well, thank you, Eve. I'd like a martini, very dry and very double.
Birdie Coonan
I've been looking for you, Margot. Karen and I have to run along. It's been a swell party.
Margot Channing
Oh, well, where is King Karen? Upstairs, Lloyd.
Birdie Coonan
Yeah, getting her coat, I think.
Margot Channing
How's a new play coming along?
Birdie Coonan
Footsteps in the Ceiling. All right, I guess.
Margot Channing
And the girl, is she still 20?
Birdie Coonan
20 ish. It's not important.
Margot Channing
Don't you think it's about time it became important?
Birdie Coonan
Margo, you haven't got any age.
Margot Channing
Miss Channing is ageless. Spoken like a press agent. But I'm not 20ish. I'm not 30ish. Three months ago, I was 40 years old. 44. Oh, boy, that slipped out. I hadn't quite made up my mind to admit it.
Birdie Coonan
You've had another fight with Bill. Am I right?
Margot Channing
Bill is 32. He looks 32. He looked at five years ago, and he'll look at 20 years from now. I hate men. Don't worry, Lloyd. I'll play your play. I'll wear rompers and come in rolling a hoop if you like. Now get out of here. Go find your wife.
Eve Harrington
So nice have you to come upstairs with me.
Karen Richards
I just wanted to be sure you'd find your coat, Mrs. Richards.
Eve Harrington
Tell me, Eve, how are things going?
Lloyd Richards
Happy.
Karen Richards
Oh, there should be a new word for happiness. Being here with Ms. Channing. Oh, she's been so wonderful. Done so much for me.
Eve Harrington
You've done your share, too, Eve. Well, good night, Mrs. Richards. Karen.
Karen Richards
Karen, isn't it awful? I'm about to ask you for another favor after all you've done already.
Eve Harrington
Yeah, it's nonsense.
Karen Richards
It's just that Miss Channing's affairs are in such good shape now. And I heard that Miss Channing's understudy was going to have a Baby. And they'd have to replace her, so I.
Eve Harrington
You want to be Margot's new understudy?
Karen Richards
I don't let myself think about it, even. But I do know the part so well. And every bit of the staging. Oh, but suppose I had to go on one night to an audience that had come to see Margot Channing? Oh, no, no, I couldn't possibly.
Eve Harrington
Well, I wouldn't worry about that. Margot just doesn't miss performances. If she can walk, crawl or roll, she plays.
Karen Richards
The show must go on.
Eve Harrington
No, dear. Margot must go on.
Karen Richards
Matter of fact, I don't see why
Eve Harrington
you shouldn't be her understudy.
Karen Richards
Do you think she'd approve?
Eve Harrington
I think she'd cheer.
Karen Richards
Oh, but Mr. Richards and Mr. Sampson.
Eve Harrington
Stop worrying. They'll do as they're told.
Karen Richards
I seem to be forever thanking you for something, don't I? Good night, Karen.
Eve Harrington
Good night, dear.
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Eve Harrington
So Eve became Margot's understudy. Naturally, I assumed that Margot approved. One afternoon, Margot went to the theater. Someone else was leaving the cast, and Margot had consented to help with an audition. A friend of Addison DeWitt, a Ms. Caswell, was trying out for the part.
Karen Richards
Margot.
Addison DeWitt
How nice to feel.
Margot Channing
Well, I should think you'd be in the theater, Alison, at the side of your protege, lending her moral support.
Addison DeWitt
Oh, but I did. The audition, however, is over.
Margot Channing
Well, it can't be. I came here to read with Miss Caswell.
Addison DeWitt
The audition was called for 2.30. It's now nearly 4.
Karen Richards
Is it real? Who read with Miss Caswell? Bill?
Addison DeWitt
No.
Margot Channing
Lloyd?
Addison DeWitt
No.
Margot Channing
Well, who then?
Addison DeWitt
Naturally enough. Your understudy.
Margot Channing
Well, I consider it highly unnatural to allow a girl in an advanced stage of pregnancies.
Addison DeWitt
I refer to your new understudy, Miss Eve Harrington.
Margot Channing
Eve? My understudy?
Addison DeWitt
Didn't you know?
Margot Channing
Of course I knew.
Addison DeWitt
Oh, it just slipped your mind?
Margot Channing
How was Miss Caswell?
Addison DeWitt
Frankly, I don't remember.
Margot Channing
Just slip your mind?
Addison DeWitt
Completely. Nor can anyone else tell you whether Miss Caswell read or wrote a pogo stick.
Margot Channing
Was she that bad?
Addison DeWitt
Margot, as you know, I have lived in the theater as a Trappist monk lives in his faith. And once in a great while, I experience that moment of revelation for which all true believers wait and pray. You were one. Eve Harrington is another.
Karen Richards
I take it you read well.
Addison DeWitt
It was something made of. Made of fire and music. Brilliant, vivid, unforgettable.
Margot Channing
How nice.
Addison DeWitt
In time, she'll be what you are.
Margot Channing
A mass of fire and music. That's me. An old kazoo with some sparklers. Tell me, was. Was Bill swept away too? Or were you too full of revelation to notice?
Addison DeWitt
Bill didn't say. But Lloyd was beside himself. He listened to his play as if it had been written by someone else, he said. It sounded so fresh, so new, so full of meaning.
Margot Channing
How nice for Lloyd. How nice for Eve. How nice for everyone.
Addison DeWitt
Eve was incredibly modest. She insisted that Lloyd felt as he did only because she read his lines exactly as he'd written them.
Margot Channing
The implication being that I have not
Karen Richards
been reading them as written.
Addison DeWitt
To the best of my recollection, neither your name nor your performance enter the conversation. Oh, well. May I give you a lift somewhere?
Margot Channing
No, I came here to help with an audition.
Karen Richards
I'll just run into them.
Margot Channing
No, I did come after all. I. You know, I must start wearing a watch. I. I never have, you know.
Karen Richards
Margot.
Bill Sampson
Well, how are you, darling?
Margot Channing
Well, I'm terribly sorry I'm late, Max. Lunch was long and I couldn't find a cab. Well, shall we start? Where's Miss Caswell? Oh, hello, Bill.
Lloyd Richards
Lloyd.
Margot Channing
Hello, Eve.
Karen Richards
Hello, Miss Channing.
Bill Sampson
It's all over, Margot.
Margot Channing
What's all over?
Bill Sampson
The audition. Eve read with Ms. Caswell.
Margot Channing
Eve? Well, how enchanting. However did you get the idea of letting Eve read?
Birdie Coonan
Well, she's your understudy.
Margot Channing
Eve? My understudy? I had no idea.
Birdie Coonan
She was put on over a week ago.
Karen Richards
Ms. Channing, I can't tell you how glad I am that you arrived so late.
Margot Channing
Really, Eve?
Karen Richards
Why, if you'd been here to begin with, I never would have dared to read. I couldn't have.
Margot Channing
Oh, and what a pity. All that fire and music going to waste.
Bill Sampson
What fire and music?
Margot Channing
Oh, you wouldn't understand.
Karen Richards
Why was dreadful, Mr. Channing, believe me.
Margot Channing
I'm sure you underestimate yourself, Eve. You always do.
Birdie Coonan
You'd have been proud of her, Margot.
Margot Channing
Eve was a revelation to you too, Lloyd.
Birdie Coonan
What do you mean by that?
Margot Channing
Well, I mean, among other things, it must have been a revelation to have a 24 year old character played by a 24 year old actress. Also, it must have seemed so. So new and fresh to you, so. So exciting to have your lines read just as you wrote them.
Bill Sampson
Oh, Addison. You've seen Addison.
Margot Channing
So full of meaning, fire and music.
Bill Sampson
You've been talking to that venomous fool.
Birdie Coonan
You knew when you came in that the audition was over, that Eve was your understudy playing that childish little game of cat and mouse.
Margot Channing
Not mouse. Never mouse. If anything, rat.
Birdie Coonan
This genius of yours for making a bar room brawl out of perfectly innocent misunderstanding at most.
Margot Channing
Perfectly innocent men have been hanged for less. I'm lied to, attacked behind my back, accused of reading your silly dialogue inaccurately as if it were the holy gospel.
Birdie Coonan
I never said it was.
Margot Channing
Tell me. When you listen as if someone else has written your play, whom do you have in mind? Arthur Miller? Sherwood? Beaumont and Fletcher?
Birdie Coonan
What makes you think either Miller or Sherwood would stand for the nonsense I take from you? You better stick to Beaumont and Fletcher. They've been dead for 300 years.
Margot Channing
All playwrights should be dead for 300 years.
Birdie Coonan
That would solve none of their problems because actresses never die. The stars never die and never change.
Margot Channing
You may change this star anytime you want for a new and fresh and exciting one, fully equipped with fire and music.
Birdie Coonan
I shall never understand the weird process by which a body with a voice fancies itself as a mind? Just when exactly does an actress decide they're her words she's saying and her thoughts she's expressing?
Margot Channing
Usually at the point when she has to rewrite and rethink them to keep the audience from leaving the theater.
Birdie Coonan
It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto.
Karen Richards
Well.
Margot Channing
And where is Princess Fire and Music?
Bill Sampson
Who?
Margot Channing
The kid, Junior.
Bill Sampson
He's gone.
Margot Channing
Well, I must have frightened her away.
Bill Sampson
I wouldn't be surprised. Sometimes you frighten me.
Margot Channing
I'm nothing but a body with a voice, no mind.
Bill Sampson
What a body. What a voice. Now calm down. The gong rang the fight, so I
Margot Channing
will not calm down.
Bill Sampson
All right, don't calm down.
Margot Channing
And I will not be plotted against.
Bill Sampson
Oh, here we go.
Margot Channing
What do you take me for? Little Nell from the country? He's been my understudy for over a week. Arrives here for an audition when everybody knows I will be here and gives a performance.
Bill Sampson
You've been all through that with Floyd.
Margot Channing
Full of fire and music and whatnot. Carefully rehearsed, I have no doubt. Full of those Bill Sampson touches.
Bill Sampson
I am sick and tired of these paranoid outbursts. I didn't even know Eve Harrington was here under study until half past two this afternoon.
Karen Richards
Hell out, doctor.
Margot Channing
Along with the rest of it.
Bill Sampson
No, I'll tell it to you. For the last time, I'll tell it to you. I love you. You're a beautiful and intelligent woman.
Margot Channing
A body with a voice and a great actress.
Bill Sampson
You have every reason for happiness.
Margot Channing
Except happiness.
Bill Sampson
Every reason. But due to some uncontrollable unconscious drive, you permit the slightest action of a kid like. Of a kid like Eve to turn you into a hysterical screaming harpy. Now, once and for all, sir, stop it.
Margot Channing
It's obvious you're not a woman.
Bill Sampson
I've been aware of that for some time.
Margot Channing
Well, I am.
Bill Sampson
Yeah, I'll say. Now, come on, Margot. Let's make peace, huh?
Margot Channing
Terms are too high. Unconditional surrender.
Bill Sampson
Well, just being happy. Just stopping all this nonsense about Eve. About Eve and me.
Margot Channing
Not nonsense. I wish it were.
Bill Sampson
I said before it was going to be my last try and I meant it. I can't think of anything else to do. I wish I could. Goodbye, Marco.
Margot Channing
Bill, where are you going? To find Eve.
Bill Sampson
That suddenly makes the whole thing believable.
Eve Harrington
Bill. Frankly, Lloyd, I don't understand a word you're saying.
Birdie Coonan
Not only was Margot two hours late, but then that childish, heavy handed routine about not knowing Eve was her understudy.
Eve Harrington
Well, it's just possible Margo didn't know.
Birdie Coonan
Of course she knew. Addison told her. Karen, somebody's got to stop Margo now. How's gonna do it? Who's gonna give her that good boot she needs and deserves?
Eve Harrington
It's going to be a very cozy weekend, dear.
Addison DeWitt
Now, what weekend?
Eve Harrington
We are driving out to the country tomorrow. Night, Margot. You and I?
Birdie Coonan
Oh, well, we've spent weekends before with nobody talking. Just be sure to lock up all the blunt instruments.
Eve Harrington
Lloyd was right, of course. That boot Margo had coming to her, Heaven knows she deserved it. But how?
Karen Richards
How to do it?
Eve Harrington
And then it came to me, my boy. Big idea. After all, it'd be nothing more than a perfectly harmless joke.
Karen Richards
Which Margot herself would be the first to enjoy.
Eve Harrington
And no reason at all why she herself shouldn't be told about it. End time. My big idea required a telephone call.
Margot Channing
Hello?
Eve Harrington
Will you please call Ms. Harrington to the phone?
Karen Richards
Yes, Ms. Eve Harrington.
Narrator
In a moment. Act three of All About Eve. Captain John J. Degnan had never seen the French city of Royan, except from the air. During World War II, our Flying Fortresses were forced to destroy it almost entirely. It was during a critical time. The Battle of the Bulge. And Royal was a key point in the German supply line. But after the war, Captain Deignan got a bunch of his friends together to help the people of Royan. Not long afterwards, 600 babies wore clothes collected by his group, as did more than a thousand school children. These clothes possibly are still being worn by other children in Royan. Such acts by you and your friends today are shaping our world of tomorrow. We pause now for station identification.
Producer Irving Cummings
The curtain rises on act 3 of all about eve. Starring ann blythe as eve and claire trevor as margot. With don randolph as addison dewitt.
Eve Harrington
That was a cold weekend we spent in the country, but somehow we staggered through. Late Monday afternoon, my big idea went into operation. It's been purpose was to make Margot miss her performance so that Eve would have to take her place. All I did was drain the gas tank of the car. My timing was perfect. Margot missed her train and we sat there on the highway, the two of us, while Lloyd, cursing softly, went down the road in search of gasoline.
Karen Richards
Cigarette, Karen?
Eve Harrington
No. No, thank you, dear.
Karen Richards
I haven't been very pleasant this weekend.
Eve Harrington
We've all been a little tense lately.
Margot Channing
More than any two people I know,
Karen Richards
I. I don't want you and Lloyd to be angry with me.
Eve Harrington
How could we?
Bill Sampson
Your Margo.
Karen Richards
And what is that? Besides something spelled out in light bulbs, I mean. Besides something called a temperament, which consists mostly of swooping about on a broomstick and screaming at the top of my voice. Infants behave the way I do, you know. You know, they get drunk if they know how, when they can't have what they want. When they feel unwanted or insecure or unloved. What about Bill?
Eve Harrington
He's in love with you.
Karen Richards
More than anything in this world, I love Bill. And I want him to love me. But me, not Margo Channing. And if I can't tell them a
Margot Channing
thought, how can he? Karen, About Eve. I've acted pretty disgracefully toward her, too. Well, at best, let's say I've been oversensitive to.
Karen Richards
Well, to the fact that she's young, feminine, so helpless. To so many of the things I want to be for Bill.
Eve Harrington
Margaret, I want you to know how sorry I am about this.
Karen Richards
About what?
Eve Harrington
Getting stuck like this.
Karen Richards
I can't tell you how sorry I am. Don't give it a thought. One of destiny's merry pranks.
Margot Channing
After all, you didn't personally drain the gasoline tank.
Narrator
What?
Margot Channing
I said, you personally didn't drain the gasoline tanks.
Addison DeWitt
This is Addison DeWitt warning.
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Addison DeWitt
It is now my turn to tell you all about Eve. That night with Margot Channing Maroon in the country, Eve Harrington took her place on the stage. Her performance was magnificent. But one thing puzzled me. Why was I invited to that particular performance? How could anyone have known until curtain time when Margot failed to appear. Afterwards, I went backstage. Her dressing room door was closed. But I overheard a rather interesting conversation. Eve and Bill Sampson.
Bill Sampson
Well, you can be very proud of yourself, Eve. That was a wonderful job did tonight. I. I'll admit I had my doubts.
Karen Richards
You shouldn't have had any doubts.
Bill Sampson
Yes, you're right. With work and patience, you'll be a good actress. If that's what you want to be.
Karen Richards
Is that what you want me to be?
Bill Sampson
Well, I'm talking about you and what you want. So am I. Oh, what have I got to do with it?
Karen Richards
Everything.
Bill Sampson
The names I've been called but never Svengali. Good luck, Eve.
Karen Richards
Don't run, Bill. Don't run away.
Bill Sampson
From what would I be running?
Karen Richards
You're always after the truth on stage. What about off?
Bill Sampson
I'm foreign.
Karen Richards
Then face it. Ever since that first night here in
Bill Sampson
this theater, when I told you whatever a young actress should know, when you
Karen Richards
told me that whatever I became, it would be because of me.
Bill Sampson
Your makeup's a little heavy.
Karen Richards
And who are you?
Bill Sampson
You're quite a girl.
Karen Richards
You think
Bill Sampson
I'm in love with Margot? Haven't you heard?
Karen Richards
Hear all kinds of things.
Bill Sampson
I'm only human. Rumors to the contrary, and I'm as curious as the next man.
Karen Richards
Find out.
Bill Sampson
Oh, one thing. What I go after, I want to go after. I don't want it to come after me. You just score it as an incomplete forward pass.
Addison DeWitt
I waited a reasonable length of time. Then I, too, had a chat with Eve.
Karen Richards
It's so kind of you to stop by, Mr. DeWitt. And I'm. I'm so glad you like me tonight. But it's still Ms. Channing's performance. I'm just the carbon copy you read when you can't find the original.
Addison DeWitt
I've heard much about your modesty, Ms. Harrington, but I Find it just as false not to blow your horn at all as to blow it too loudly.
Karen Richards
One pretty good performance by an understudy, it'll be forgotten tomorrow.
Addison DeWitt
It needn't be.
Karen Richards
Why not? I'm a nobody.
Addison DeWitt
I am somebody.
Karen Richards
You certainly are.
Addison DeWitt
After you change, if you're not too busy, we could have supper.
Karen Richards
I'd love to.
Addison DeWitt
I shall want to do a column about you.
Karen Richards
I'm not even enough for a paragraph.
Narrator
No.
Addison DeWitt
I've heard your story, but only in bits. Your home in Wisconsin, your tragic marriage, your fanatical attachment to Margot. It started in San Francisco, didn't it?
Karen Richards
Yes. Yes, that's right.
Addison DeWitt
What theater in San Francisco was that, Eve? Was it the Shubert?
Karen Richards
Yes, the Schubert.
Addison DeWitt
Fine old theater, the Shubert. Full of dignity and traditions.
Karen Richards
Really, if I'm ever going to change. I'll only be a moment, Mr. DeWitt.
Addison DeWitt
Where would you like to go? Eve, we must make this a special night.
Margot Channing
You take charge.
Addison DeWitt
Thank you. I believe I will.
Margot Channing
Stop saying you can't believe it, Karen. It's right here in print, isn't it? By Addison DeWitt.
Karen Richards
Listen to this.
Margot Channing
Miss Harrington had much to tell me about the lamentable practice of permitting mature actresses to play roles requiring a youth and vigor of which they retain but a dim memory. I still can't about the understandable reluctance on the part of our entrenched first ladies of the stage to encourage younger actresses. About Miss Harrington's own long, unsupported struggle for the opportunity.
Eve Harrington
Eve couldn't have said anything like that.
Margot Channing
You know what gets me is how all the papers in town just happened to catch that particular performance last night. That little witch must have sent out Indian runners. Well, she's not going to get away with it. NOR Will Addison DeWitt and his poison pen. And don't try to tell me that
Bill Sampson
it came as soon as I read that piece of filth.
Karen Richards
Bill.
Eve Harrington
Oh, thank goodness.
Bill Sampson
Oh, Margo, I run all the way. Bill's here, baby. Everything's all right.
Eve Harrington
I guess at this point you and Margo might rather be alone.
Bill Sampson
Do you mind, Karen? Oh, Margo. Margo, baby. Thanks, Karen. We'll phone you later.
Addison DeWitt
That night, Eve and I were having a bit of supper in the Cub Room when they walked in. Margo, Bill, Lloyd. They seemed unusually happy and gay.
Bill Sampson
In brief, our big news is simply this. Margot and I are gonna get married.
Margot Channing
Glory hallelujah, Margo. When?
Karen Richards
When are you gonna do it?
Bill Sampson
We meet at City hall tomorrow morning at 10.
Birdie Coonan
City Hall? That's for prize fighters and reporters.
Bill Sampson
Oh, it's only for the license. There's a three day wait for blood tests.
Margot Channing
You know I'll marry you if it turns out you have no blood at all. What are you gonna wear? Oh, something simple. A fur coat over a pair of shorts.
Bill Sampson
No. The point is that, well, we want you to beside us as our nearest and dearest friends. Excuse me, Mrs. Richards?
Margot Channing
Oh, yes.
Karen Richards
Waiter.
Bill Sampson
This note, it's for you Miss Harrington sent.
Eve Harrington
Miss Harrington?
Margot Channing
Well, here, you read. It says, dear Karen, please forgive me for butting in, but it's most important that I speak with you. Please. And that's underlined. Please meet me in the ladies room, Eve.
Bill Sampson
I understand she's now the understudy in there after all.
Birdie Coonan
Maybe Eve just wants to apologize.
Bill Sampson
I'll go on. Karen.
Margot Channing
Karen. During all the years of our friendship, I've never let you go into the ladies room alone. Now I must, because I'm busting to find out what's going on in that feverish little brain waiting in there. Well, all right.
Karen Richards
Thank you for coming. Karen. I just had to speak to you. It's about Mr. DeWitt's column.
Eve Harrington
Are you going to tell me you didn't really say any of those things?
Karen Richards
All I know is that I tried to answer Mr. DeWitt's questions. You try to say what you mean, but somehow the words, they become his words. And suddenly you're not saying what you
Margot Channing
mean at all, but what he means.
Karen Richards
I just wanted you to know the responsibility is mine. And the disgrace?
Eve Harrington
Let's not get over dramatic.
Karen Richards
You really have a low opinion of me, haven't you?
Margot Channing
You'll be glad to know I've been told off in no uncertain terms all over town.
Eve Harrington
Eve, don't cry. After all, you still have a powerful friend in Addison De Witt.
Karen Richards
He's not my friend. You were my friends.
Margot Channing
I'll never get over this.
Narrator
Never.
Eve Harrington
Oh, yes, you will. You're very young and very talented. And believe it or not, if there's anything I can do.
Karen Richards
Well, there is something.
Eve Harrington
Yes, I think I know.
Karen Richards
Something most important you can do.
Eve Harrington
Lloyd's new play. You want me to tell Lloyd I
Karen Richards
think you should play the lead? If you told him to, he'd give me the part. He said he would.
Eve Harrington
Don't you know that part was written for Margo?
Karen Richards
It might have been 15 years ago. It's my part now.
Margot Channing
You've got to tell Lloyd it's for me.
Eve Harrington
I don't think anything in the world would make me say that.
Karen Richards
Addison wants me to play it.
Eve Harrington
Over my dead Body.
Karen Richards
That won't be necessary, Karen. E. Addison knows how Margo happened to miss that performance last night and how I happen to know she'd miss it in time to call him and notify every paper in town. You'd better sit down, Karen. You look a bit wobbly. If I play Cora, Addison will never tell what happened, in or out of print. A simple exchange of favor. I'm so happy I can do something for you at long last. Your friendship with Margot. Your deep, close friendship. What would happen, do you think, if she knew the cheap trick you'd played on her for my benefit? No. No. It'd be so much easier for everyone concerned if I were to play Cora. So much better theater, too. You do all that just for a
Eve Harrington
part in a play?
Karen Richards
I'd do much more for a part that good. Excuse me, Karen. Addison's waiting for me.
Birdie Coonan
Well, what happened, Karen?
Karen Richards
Nothing much.
Eve Harrington
She apologized.
Margot Channing
And with tears.
Karen Richards
With tears?
Margot Channing
Oh, very classy stuff. Lots of technique. Hey, groom. Why, may I have a wedding present?
Bill Sampson
What would you like? Texas?
Margot Channing
I want everybody to shut up about Eve. Just shut up about Eve. That's all I want. Never have I been so happy. So happy and forgiving. You know I forgive Eve. You know why I forgive Eve? She left good behind. The four of us here together. You know that's Eve's fault. I forgive her.
Karen Richards
And my Bill.
Margot Channing
Especially my Bill. She did that, too.
Birdie Coonan
You know. She probably means well.
Margot Channing
After all, she's a louse.
Bill Sampson
Never try to outgast Margot.
Margot Channing
Correct. Which brings me to you, Lloyd. Lloyd, I. I don't want to play Cora.
Eve Harrington
You what?
Margot Channing
Now, wait a minute, Karen. You've always been so touchy about his plays. It isn't the part. It's a great part. But not for me anymore. Not for a four square, upright, downright, forthright married lady.
Birdie Coonan
What's your being married got to do with it?
Margot Channing
Well, it means I finally got a life to live. I don't have to play parts I'm too old for just because I've got nothing to do with my nights. Oh, Lloyd, please understand.
Karen Richards
Please.
Birdie Coonan
Karen, what's so funny?
Karen Richards
Nothing.
Bill Sampson
Nothing.
Margot Channing
Everything is so funny. Everything.
Addison DeWitt
In due time, they were wed, Margot and Bill. Also in due time, rehearsals started for the new play starring Eve Harrington. Finally, the play was ready for its out of town opening in New Haven. That afternoon, I saw Eve at her hotel.
Karen Richards
Isn't it strange, Addison? I thought I'd be panic stricken.
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Karen Richards
To come and go.
Addison DeWitt
Are you sure of tonight?
Karen Richards
Aren't you?
Addison DeWitt
Frankly, yes.
Karen Richards
It'll bring me everything I ever wanted. The end of an old road, the beginning of a new one.
Addison DeWitt
All paved with diamonds and gold.
Karen Richards
You know me better than that.
Addison DeWitt
Paved with what then?
Karen Richards
Stars. What time is it?
Addison DeWitt
Almost four.
Eve Harrington
Good.
Karen Richards
Plenty of time for a nice long nap.
Addison DeWitt
You could sleep now, couldn't you?
Karen Richards
Why not?
Addison DeWitt
The mark of a true killer. Sleep tight. Rest Easy and come out fighting.
Karen Richards
Why did you call me a killer?
Addison DeWitt
Oh, did I say killer? I meant champion. I get my boxing terms mixed.
Karen Richards
Oh, by the way, there'll be a party here tonight. You'll come, won't you? We're having everyone up after the performance.
Addison DeWitt
We are?
Karen Richards
Lloyd and I. A few moments ago, I said that this would be a night to remember. I didn't mean just the theater.
Addison DeWitt
What else?
Karen Richards
Lloyd. He's going to leave Karen. We're going to be married.
Addison DeWitt
So that's it. Still just the theater, after all.
Karen Richards
It's nothing of the kind. Lloyd loves me.
Addison DeWitt
I know nothing of Lloyd and his lovers. I leave those to Louisa May Alcott. But I do know you.
Karen Richards
I'm in love with Lloyd. Oh, Addison, won't it be just perfect? Oh, there's no telling how far we can go. He'll write great plays for me, and I'll make them great. You're the only one I've told. The only one who knows, except Lloyd and me.
Addison DeWitt
And Karen.
Karen Richards
She doesn't know.
Addison DeWitt
She knows enough not to be here.
Karen Richards
But not all of it. Not that Lloyd and I are going to be married. Well, say something. Anything. Congratulations.
Narrator
School.
Karen Richards
Good work. Eve.
Addison DeWitt
What do you take me for? Is it possible, even considering that you've confused me with that gang of gullible children you've played tricks on? I'm nobody's fooly, least of all yours.
Karen Richards
I never intended you to be.
Addison DeWitt
Yes, you did, and you still do.
Karen Richards
I still don't know what you're getting at.
Addison DeWitt
You know it as well as I do that Lloyd may leave Karen, but he will not leave her for you.
Karen Richards
What do you mean by that?
Addison DeWitt
You will not marry Lloyd Richards, or anyone else for that matter, because I will not permit it.
Karen Richards
Will not permit it? Oh, that sounds medieval. Something out of an old melodrama.
Addison DeWitt
So does the history of the world for the past 20 years, frankly. Frankly, I hope somehow you'd have known that. You'd have taken it for granted that you and I.
Margot Channing
You and I. Oh, no.
Addison DeWitt
Now, remember, as long as you live, never to laugh at me. At anything or anybody else, but never at me. Now, to begin with, your name is not Eve Harrington. It's Gertrude Slezinski.
Margot Channing
Get out.
Addison DeWitt
It's true that you worked in a brewery, but life among the malt and hops was apparently not as dull as you pictured it. In fact, it got less and less dull until your boss's wife had your boss followed by detectives.
Karen Richards
She never proved anything?
Margot Channing
Not a thing.
Addison DeWitt
But the $500 you were paid to
Narrator
get out of town.
Addison DeWitt
Brought you straight to New York, didn't it?
Margot Channing
She was a liar. She was a liar.
Addison DeWitt
There was no Eddie, no pilot. You've never been married. San Francisco has no Shubert Theater. You've never been to San Francisco. That was a stupid lie. Not worthy of you.
Karen Richards
I had to meet my Margot.
Margot Channing
I had to say something, be somebody. Make her like me.
Addison DeWitt
And she did like you. She helped you and trusted you. You paid her back by trying to take Bill away.
Karen Richards
That's not true.
Addison DeWitt
After you failed with Bill, you used my name and my column to blackmail Karen, to getting you the part of Cora. And you lied to me about it.
Karen Richards
No, no, sweetie.
Addison DeWitt
I had lunch with Karen not three hours ago. As always with women, she told more than she learned. That I should want you at all suddenly strikes me me is the height of improbability. But that in itself is probably the reason. You are an improbable person, Eve. So am I. We have that in common. Also an inability to love. Insatiable ambition and talent. We deserve each other. Are you listening to me?
Karen Richards
Yes, Addison.
Addison DeWitt
Then you realize, and you agree how completely you belong to me.
Karen Richards
Yes, Addison.
Addison DeWitt
Then take your nap and good luck for tonight.
Margot Channing
I won't go on tonight.
Karen Richards
I couldn't.
Addison DeWitt
You'll give the performance of your life.
Margot Channing
I won't. I won't. I can't.
Addison DeWitt
But of course, she did go on. And ever since, her triumph has endured. That's why she's here tonight, here at the Sarah Sitton Society. Eve is now in the daze, so gracious, so modest. Telling the distinguished guests that the award belongs not to her, but to those who made it possible. Margot and Karen, Bill and Lloyd. Let's listen.
Karen Richards
Well, without their kindness and friendship and faith and confidence in me, this night could never have been. How can I ever repay them? Although I'm going to Hollywood next, do not think for a moment that I am leaving you. My heart is here in the theater. I'll be back to claim it, and soon. That is, if you want me back.
Eve Harrington
Congratulations, Eve.
Karen Richards
Thank you, Karen.
Margot Channing
Nice speech, Eve.
Karen Richards
Thank you.
Margot Channing
My, but I wouldn't worry too much
Karen Richards
about your heart, darling.
Margot Channing
You know the little statue they gave you? You can always put that where your
Karen Richards
heart ought to be. Oh, Mr. DeWitt.
Addison DeWitt
Why, Miss Caswell, how nice to see you again.
Karen Richards
Isn't she wonderful, Mr. DeWitt?
Addison DeWitt
There's no one like Eve, Miss Caswell. No one in the world. Oh, tell me, Miss Caswell, do you want someday to have an award like that of your own?
Karen Richards
Oh, more than anything.
Addison DeWitt
Then you must ask Eve Harrington how to get one. Ms. Harrington knows all about it.
Narrator
In a moment, our stars will return. Make a friend and you make an ally. There's a thought for you to keep in mind, as many another American has. That's a thought which the 4H clubs of America had in mind. When they began sponsoring the International Farm Youth Exchange. The main purpose of the IFYE is to select young farmers, or those who've majored in university agricultural courses, whom they send abroad for short periods to work with the people and promote understanding and friendship. Last summer, for example, three young California farmers were chosen to spend four to five months in Ecuador. While there, they visited farms, discussed agriculture with the people and lent what assistance they could. The work of these grassroots ambassadors, as they are called, is voluntary. For although their trips are sponsored by the 4H clubs in their neighborhood, the major portion of their expenses is paid by the young farmers themselves. Their work can in no way be considered charity, because they learn as much from people in other countries as those people learn from them. Yes, members of the International Farm Youth Exchange have learned the secret of international understanding. That by helping others, you help your country. Now, here's Mr. Cummings with our stars.
Producer Irving Cummings
And here they are Ann Blythe and Claire Trevor. And, my dear, I'm shocked, simply shocked, to hear you portray such an unscrupulous young woman.
Karen Richards
Oh, I've played several of them before, Irving.
Margot Channing
And beautifully, too. You know, I'll never forget Anne's performance
Karen Richards
as the daughter in Mildred Pierce. Oh, thank you very much, Claire. But, you know, I hope it's understood now that although I love playing characters like Eve, I don't approve of them at all.
Producer Irving Cummings
We know that, Anne, but I think that's why you and Claire like to play them. You really have to act, Claire.
Karen Richards
If you were to play something besides the wicked women you do so well, what would you choose?
Margot Channing
Well, darling, let's see. Oh, I think I'd like to be a musical comedy queen. Dancing on a cloud and singing like an angel. Incidentally, congratulations on your receiving Modern Screens Award as the most popular actress of the year.
Karen Richards
Thank you very much, Clinton. I was really surprised and so pleased. Now, Irving, before we say goodbye, how about next week's play?
Producer Irving Cummings
It's an exciting drama of terror and suspense. The horrifying experience of a young girl who believes she killed a man. And the newspaper man who tries to vindicate her. It's the thrilling Warner Brothers picture, the Blue Gardenia. And as our stars, a dynamic actress, Ruth Roman. And one of your top favorites, Dana Andrews.
Margot Channing
Well, it really sounds exciting. Good night. Oh, and Ida, darling, hurry and get well. Yes.
Karen Richards
Good night, everybody.
Producer Irving Cummings
Good night.
Narrator
Hollywood Radio Theater is produced by Irving Cummings. Our orchestra is directed by Rudy Schrager. This is your announcer, Ken Carpenter, inviting you to be with us again next week at this same time for another presentation of the Hollywood Radio Theater. This is the United States Armed Forces Radio and Television Service.
Karen Richards
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Date: July 23, 2026
Stars: Ann Blythe (Eve), Claire Trevor (Margot), William Conrad (Bill), Don Randolph (Addison DeWitt)
Source: Lux Radio Theatre adaptation of “All About Eve” (original screenplay and Mary Orr’s story “The Wisdom of Eve”)
This episode features a radio-theatre adaptation of the classic film "All About Eve," exploring ambition, fame, rivalry, trust, and betrayal in the world of the theatre. The story is a sharp, witty, and insightful look at the cutthroat ambition of Eve Harrington as she insinuates herself into the life of famous actress Margot Channing, eventually threatening Margot’s career and personal relationships.
The adaptation is both witty and biting, filled with sharp theatrical dialogue, clever banter, and layered exchanges that expose the ambitions, insecurities, and vulnerabilities of the characters. The performance captures both the glamour and the darkness of the theatre world, and the complex interplay of gratitude, jealousy, ruthlessness, and loneliness among the principal characters.
This radio adaptation of “All About Eve” is a brilliantly acted, tightly plotted story that remains as relevant today as in its original release. The episode is rich in drama, luminous with classic dialogue, and stands as an engrossing tale of talent, envy, manipulation, and the double-edged sword of ambition in show business.