
Lux Radio Theatre - The Bishops Wife
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Dudley Stevens
Hollywood. Lever Brothers Co. The makers of Lux toilet soap brings you the Lux Radio Theater. Starring Cary Grant and Phyllis Baxter in the Bishop's Life. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Irving Cumming. Greetings and Hollywood ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we present another of our 20 greats and it's one of the most delightful pictures Daniel Gowen ever produced. The Bishop's Wife. Cary Grant is recreating his original role from the picture. And Phyllis Baxter has co starred on this stage with Carrie in this enchanting comedy. So she is well acquainted with the role of the Bishop's Wife. It's a late afternoon in December in a rather shabby section of a large city. Two old friends have an unexpected meeting. Julia. What a wonderful supply.
Julia Braun
Professor Wozeridge, what are you doing here?
Dudley Stevens
I am about to negotiate the purchase of a Christmas tree.
Julia Braun
I didn't know you celebrated Christmas.
Dudley Stevens
I don't. But I like a Christmas tree. It reminds me of my childhood. Tell me, huh?
Julia Braun
Henry tired and worried, raising money for
Dudley Stevens
the new cathedral, huh?
Julia Braun
Slow work, Professor. And you? How's your book coming?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, splendidly. Greatest history of Rome since Gibbons.
Julia Braun
Oh, I'm sorry, Professor, but I must hurry along. The cathedral committee's meeting with Henry and I really should be there.
Dudley Stevens
Well, one of these days we'll have time for a nice talk again. Oh, here. For Henry's cathedral one. This coin, it has very little value, I'm afraid. Just an old Roman coin. I picked it up years ago in Italy.
Julia Braun
No, it's a wonderful contribution.
Dudley Stevens
Nonsense. Julia, what's the matter?
Julia Braun
Nothing, I. Oh, if Henry and I could only spend Christmas back here where we were so happy was all our old friends. I'm sorry. That was really very childish of me. Goodbye, Professor.
Dudley Stevens
Goodbye, Julia Wise. Professor, how nice to see you again. And how well do you look after all them. Well, don't you remember me? Let's see, it wasn't Vienna, was it? Ah, Vienna. Beautiful old Vienna. When I was lecturing on Roman History. Ah, what splendid lectures they were. And what a one you were with the ladies. I see you remembering that. I. I've been standing on the corner watching you, Professor. You and Julia. You know Julia? In a way, yes. Poor girl. Why, she's unhappy. Yes. When were you in Vienna? Oh, many times. I. I'm interested in Julia, professor and Henry. What seems to be their trouble? Oh, no special trouble, I imagine. Henry's a bishop now. Oh, yes. That used to be his church over there. St Timothy perishing from Neglect. It's such a nice little church. Well, delighted to have seen you again, Professor Strange. Unless I've completely lost my memory. I've never seen that fellow before in my. Julia.
Julia Braun
Oh, I'm terribly sorry I'm so late, Henry. Has everyone gone?
Dudley Stevens
Yes, dear. Some time ago.
Julia Braun
Another argument, Henry?
Dudley Stevens
Either we build a cathedral the way Mrs. Hamilton wants it, or it won't be built at all.
Julia Braun
You didn't give in to her.
Dudley Stevens
Indeed not. I had the most unchristian impulse to take those blueprints and give her a good whack over her mink coat.
Julia Braun
I beg your pardon, Bishop.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, Ms. Castaway?
Julia Braun
Mr. Trevor's on the phone. Oh, tell him the bishop will call him back. Please, after dinner. Yes, Mrs. Henry, what's happened to you? To us? To our marriage?
Dudley Stevens
Well, that's a strange question. To us.
Julia Braun
We used to be so happy. We used to make other people happy. Oh, Henry, that was your gift. You're no financier. You're not a promoter.
Dudley Stevens
Julia, I want this cathedral. I want its light to shine.
Julia Braun
Henry. Oh. Oh, Here's a contribution I collected.
Dudley Stevens
But what is it?
Julia Braun
It's an old Roman coin from Professor
Dudley Stevens
W. What does he think I can do with it?
Julia Braun
Well, it's the beginning. And now all you need is another $4 million.
Dudley Stevens
Julia, don't be trifled about this. Well, if dinner's ready, let's have it over with. I got a lot of work to do tonight.
Julia Braun
The soup's very good, Matilda. Oh, thank you, Mrs. Brown Junior.
Dudley Stevens
I. I was just thinking. Tomorrow, perhaps we could spend the day together.
Julia Braun
Oh, Henry, call on the professor.
Dudley Stevens
Maybe have lunch at Michelle.
Julia Braun
Michelle's. Oh, it's been years since we've been there. Please forgive me.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, Ms. Cassaway?
Julia Braun
Mr. Trevor simply insists upon talking to him, Julia. Well, he's on the cathedral committee, isn't he? Well, go ahead, dear. You better talk.
Dudley Stevens
Very well, Miss Trevor. I'll be there 10:30 tomorrow morning. Good night. You may as well go home now, Ms. Cassoway.
Julia Braun
Oh, but there's still a great deal of work to do. Sir.
Dudley Stevens
You're a secretary, not a machine. Now, run along.
Julia Braun
Oh, thank you. Don't forget you have a speech to make tomorrow at the junior assembly.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, no. What time?
Julia Braun
It's a luncheon meeting.
Dudley Stevens
One o'.
Julia Braun
Clock. Good night, Bishop.
Dudley Stevens
Good night, Miss Cassoway. Oh, dear Lord, what am I to do? Can't you help me? Can't you tell me? Oh, please, please help me. Yes? Good evening. What can I do for you? That is the question, Henry. The question is, what can I do for you? Well, look, I'm afraid you must tell a mobile appointment. I haven't finished dinner. I know that, Henry. Mr. You asked for help. You know I asked. But who told you I asked for help? Well, you're known to be a good n. And you were her. And I was instructed to come here and answer to your prayer. Who are you? I'm an angel. I beg your. An angel. An angel. I knew it. I've been working too hard. Yes, don't be alarmed. I know it's hard to believe. Now, this is my district. You say. Now, do you mind if I sit down? Oh, please do. Now, let's see. You have some problems concerning the building of a new cathedral? Yes. Henry, don't you believe I am what I say I am? Well, how can I? I have nothing but your word for it. But you are a bishop. And you, of all people can trust the word of an angel. What do you propose to do? Perform a miracle, if necessary. Well, why don't you just create a cathedral with a wave of your hand? Oh, now, come, come. You wouldn't want me to do that. How would you explain that? Well, I. Henry.
Julia Braun
Anything wrong? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, Julia.
Dudley Stevens
How have you been? I'm Douglas. Henry is engaging me to help him with his work.
Julia Braun
Oh, you mean you're going to be his assistant?
Dudley Stevens
That's it exactly. I'm going to help Henry to get some relaxation.
Julia Braun
Oh, that's just what I've been praying for.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, you too?
Julia Braun
Oh, I'm so relieved, Henry. Where do you come from, Dudley?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, all around. Julia, this man claims he's in the. I. I've been doing some social service work downtown. Julia, if you don't mind, I must talk to this. This gentleman alone.
Julia Braun
Oh, of course. I'll wait in the dining room. Good night.
Dudley Stevens
Good night, dear Earl. I'll see you in the morning. In the morning? Bright and early. Are you quite sure you're an angel? I know it isn't easy, Henry, but You've left out to take me on faith. Yes, but for how long? And so you can utter another prayer, you say that you have no further need of me. Julia's waiting, Henry. Yes, I know, but I still don't. Enter. Dudley. Dudley, where are you? Dudley?
Julia Braun
Henry, what's the rest of Dudley's name?
Dudley Stevens
I don't know.
Julia Braun
Henry. You look so pale. And you're trembling.
Dudley Stevens
A lesser man would quiver.
Julia Braun
Oh, you'll feel better after you've eaten. And Matilda's baked your favorite dessert, dear. Angel food cake.
Dudley Stevens
Good morning, Henry. Well, here I am. Completely at your service, Dudley. I didn't sleep 20 minutes last night. I, I, I'm in a highly nervous condition. Ah. Well, then the first thing you'll have is.
Julia Braun
Oh.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, good morning, Julia.
Julia Braun
Good morning, Dudley. Lovely.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, lovely.
Julia Braun
Henry and I going out together.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, Julia, I'm terribly sorry, but we can't. I've got to see Mr. Trevor at 10:30. And after that, there's the Junior Assembly.
Julia Braun
But you promised, Henry. Couldn't Couldn't Dudley represent you at those meetings?
Dudley Stevens
Yes, could I? That's out of the question, Dudley. I'd like to speak to my wife alone. Of course. And in the hall. Dear Julia. See, the trouble is. Well, that man in there. I can't explain.
Julia Braun
You needn't try, Henry. This is the way it is, and this is the way it always will be. I'll see you at dinner, dear.
Dudley Stevens
Dudley, what are you doing? Just looking through your files, Henry. Well, I see that Mrs. Hamilton has pledged a million dollars to the cathedral fund. But she hasn't sent her check. Never mind that file. That's worked for a bookkeeper. Not for any work for bookkeeper. Well, well. So you're beginning to believe in me. I don't know who you are or where you came from. I only wish you'd make haste. Why? Because the cathedral must be built. Well, obviously that's the most important thing, because Julia must be happy. It's going to be difficult to help you, Henry, until I'm sure what it is you really want. Yes, well, I'm, I'm afraid you'll have to excuse me. Mr. Trevor likes punctuality. Run along, Henry. This fire's in an awful mess. I think I'll reorganize it. I still think you're wasting your time on unimportant details. Nothing's unimportant, Henry. Now, remember, we're interested in even the lowliest sparrows. Hello. Oh, hello, Debbie. Come on in.
Julia Braun
How'd you do that just now? All those cards in Daddy's file. You just waved your hand and they all jumped out and jumped back in again.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, yeah, that's just my system of rearranging card files.
Julia Braun
Do it again.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, some other time, eh, Debbie?
Julia Braun
You're deadly, aren't you? Mommy says you're very nice.
Dudley Stevens
Well, it's extremely kind of Mommy.
Julia Braun
She says that maiden with you here saves rocket to see Daddy once in a while.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, maybe we will, Debbie.
Julia Braun
Come along, dear.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, you're going out to the park?
Julia Braun
I'm going to play in the snow. Bye, Dudley.
Dudley Stevens
Bye, Debbie. Have a good time. You do?
Julia Braun
What are you doing here?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, I often walk in the park. Well, Debbie seems to be having a fine time over there.
Julia Braun
Well, aren't you supposed to be working?
Dudley Stevens
I always take a walk before lunch. Relaxing, you know.
Julia Braun
I wish you convinced Henry of that.
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Julia Braun
Michelle? Oh, yes. We used to go there years ago.
Dudley Stevens
Well, how about going there today?
Julia Braun
You and I? To Michelle? Oh. Oh, no, No, I couldn't.
Dudley Stevens
Why not?
Julia Braun
Well, I, I.
Dudley Stevens
Surely you don't think Henry wouldn't mind?
Julia Braun
Oh, no, no, it isn't that. It's. Well, you see, I gave Matilda the day off to go Christmas shopping, so I'm looking after Beverly.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, yes, yes. There's none of this here, matilda.
Julia Braun
Now. Hello, Mrs. Matilda. I just thought, Ms. Bro. I just thought that if you wish, I'll take Debbie home. But, Matilda, you're shopping. Oh, Finished. I finished it so quick, it was just like a. A miracle.
Dudley Stevens
The heck you say?
Julia Braun
I thought. I thought Debbie might like to go home, make Christmas cookies. Oh, I'm sure she'd love to. Bel. And Mrs. Rome. I'll just go and get her.
Dudley Stevens
Thanks. I'll judge Michelle.
Julia Braun
Why. Why, I think that would be very nice.
Dudley Stevens
Good.
Julia Braun
Suddenly, just a minute ago, when you said you saw Matilda.
Dudley Stevens
Yes.
Julia Braun
Oh, it's nonsense.
Dudley Stevens
What's nonsense?
Julia Braun
You were looking the other way when you said you saw her.
Dudley Stevens
I was?
Julia Braun
I mean, I thought you were. Oh, how silly of me. Wait here, Dudley. I'll say goodbye to Jessie. I'm so glad you knew about Michelle, Dudley. So nice to be back here again. Only.
Dudley Stevens
Only?
Julia Braun
Well, you seem to know so much. It makes me feel unfair.
Dudley Stevens
Help. In that case, I'm sorry I ever learned anything. You have memories of this place, don't you?
Julia Braun
It was in this restaurant that Henry asked me to marry.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, I know.
Julia Braun
You know?
Dudley Stevens
I. I mean, I know how you would feel.
Julia Braun
Well.
Dudley Stevens
Well, now, there's a fortune teller over there. You care to have your palm read?
Julia Braun
Oh, no, thank you. Would you?
Dudley Stevens
I know too much about myself as a do.
Julia Braun
And I know so little about myself.
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Dudley Stevens
May I look at your hand?
Julia Braun
Can you tell fortunes too?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, it's not too difficult.
Julia Braun
Well, what do you see?
Dudley Stevens
I never noticed your eyes are green. Well, I see a great deal of happiness. I see a woman who's adored. I see a rich, full life.
Julia Braun
You see Henry's new cathedral.
Dudley Stevens
No, that's not very clear. There's kind of a fuzziness about that.
Julia Braun
And Debbie?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, no need to worry about her. She'll be like you, Julia. She'll have youth and beauty, no matter how old she lives to be.
Julia Braun
But people do grow old.
Dudley Stevens
No, not everybody. Only those who were born old to begin with. You, Julia, were born young. You'll remain that way.
Julia Braun
I wish I could believe you.
Dudley Stevens
You may.
Julia Braun
You haven't looked at my hand once. I simply don't know what to say. Think of you, Dudley, whether you're serious or joking.
Dudley Stevens
Well, I'm at the most serious when I am joking.
Julia Braun
Well, then maybe you should. Oh, no.
Dudley Stevens
Now what?
Julia Braun
That table over there. No, don't look. Three ladies all on the cathedral committee. And they're simply glaring at me.
Dudley Stevens
They want glare back.
Julia Braun
They. They saw you holding my hand.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, well. And if you excuse me, I'd better do something about that. Yeah. That night.
Julia Braun
What did you do to them, Dudley? Now they're smiling at me.
Dudley Stevens
They're waving good smile away back.
Julia Braun
Yes.
Dudley Stevens
I didn't do anything to them. I just introduced myself, chattered a moment, ordered a drink.
Julia Braun
A drink? They Cook it.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, singers. They're really very friendly, Julia. They promised to drop by our table a little later.
Julia Braun
Suddenly. May I make an understatement?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, please do.
Julia Braun
You're a very unusual man.
Dudley Stevens
I'll let you in on something, Julia. You're quite right. It isn't every day that one can have lunch with a full bledged angel. Julia's very happy not knowing, of course, who Dudley really is. Well, they're walking home now and who should they meet on the street but Julia's old friend, Professor Waterloo. Julia, what wonderful luck meeting you again. But this man. Are you with him?
Julia Braun
Yes, of course. Dudley, this is Professor Wotherby.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, go on. The professor knows me well. The university in Vienna. Young man, I don't believe you've ever been near the university. Isn't that ridiculous? It's a. It's a game we play, Junior. He always pretends he's never seen me before, but.
Julia Braun
But Dudley is Henry's new assistant.
Dudley Stevens
You really know this fellow?
Julia Braun
Well, of course I do.
Dudley Stevens
Well, in that case, how about dropping into my humble diggings for a bit of you ti chair?
Julia Braun
Oh, I'd love to, but only for a moment.
Dudley Stevens
Come along, Dudley. Just around the corner. Ah, just enough left in the box is your glass, Dudley. We'll drink to Julia. To a charming lady. Ah, to a charming lady. You've noticed? Yes. Isn't it more remarkable than you had? When you want to know about a woman, ask the old men. They know.
Julia Braun
Now, when are you going to show us your book?
Dudley Stevens
My book? Never.
Julia Braun
Oh, please.
Dudley Stevens
You say you're writing a book. You didn't know? You didn't tell me. I described the book in detail in the course of those lectures I gave in Vienna. Do you I am now certain this fellow is an imposter. Oh, you mean that book. I thought you finished that years ago. No, I. I haven't written a word of it. Not one word.
Julia Braun
But why not?
Dudley Stevens
Because I can't think of anything original to say. I never could find the right words either to tell a pretty girl or to write a book. Not even when you have this coin to inspire?
Julia Braun
Why, that's the coin that you gave to Henry, Professor.
Dudley Stevens
I borrowed it from Henry's desk. You wasted your time. It's worthless. Oh, on the contrary, Professor. Now, this coin is one of the rarest of all antiquities. Really? Only 100 of these coins were minted by Julius Caesar 2,000 years ago. That was when Cleopatra visited Rome. But presumably these coins were used to pay her hotel bills. Why is that amazing? Nobody Knows about it. Except, of course, Caesar's wife knew about it. She had the coins destroyed. But this one she overlooked. It's an unwritten chapter in history. And you, professor, will write it. Do you know any more stories like that? Oh, any number of them. You're a curious fellow, Dudley. Where do you come from? What if I told you I came from another planet? Would you believe me? I doubt it.
Julia Braun
I'd believe you, Dudley.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, and you'd be right, Julia. We all come from our own little planet. That's why we're all different. That's what makes life interesting.
Julia Braun
It's getting late. I must be leaving.
Dudley Stevens
Really Sorry, professor. My wine bottle wasn't empty. We could say goodbye with another drink and ping. Why, yes. I had barely enough. The butler is half full. Well, you save it for next time, professor. I'm really getting old and I can't see what's inside a wine bottle. Dudley. Yes, my friend? There's one thing that troubles me greatly. What's that? To write a history is a tremendous task. I wonder, will I have time to finish it? You'll finish it. You'll have time. I don't know why I'd ask you that question. How would you know? You see, for quite a while now, every time I pass the cemetery, I felt as if I were apartment hunting.
Julia Braun
Goodbye, professor. Come and see us, please.
Dudley Stevens
I will. I will. Goodbye, and. And God bless you both. Thank you, professor. I'll pass that recommendation along.
Julia Braun
Henry?
Dudley Stevens
I'm in the study, Julia.
Julia Braun
Oh, I'm sorry I'm so late, dear.
Dudley Stevens
Hello, Henry. Good evening, Dudley.
Julia Braun
Oh, we've had the most marvelous time. I wish you could have been with us.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, I wish I had.
Julia Braun
Is Debbie asleep yet?
Dudley Stevens
No, she's waiting to see you.
Julia Braun
Oh, good. I'll go right up.
Dudley Stevens
I trust you spent a profitable afternoon, Dudley. Oh, yes, yes. Did you have a profitable afternoon, Henry? Not very, Dudley, I. I'd like to speak to you for a moment. Certainly. Should you'll excuse me. Excuse me if I lock the door. I'd rather not be interrupted, Dudley. Now, can you prove to me that you're an angel?
Julia Braun
Proof?
Dudley Stevens
You mean a document? Oh, now, surely you of all people should know that angels need no passport. I'd be a lot happier if I could see you perform a miracle. Of what kind? Well, make this desk rise up and fly around the room. Oh, now, Henry, Cut it out. Henry, please. I didn't come here to do trouble tricks. I'm surprised at you. Well, I don't believe you're an angel. At all. I think you're a demon. Right. Ah, Henry, no. Don't fail her like that. Well, anyway, now you know how I feel. Yes. Now. Now, wait a minute, Dudley. I'm not through yet. There's another matter. I. The door. I locked that door. She just opened it and walked out. Dudley. Wait a minute. Dudley. Now it's locked again. Dudley.
Julia Braun
Oh, he went upstairs, dear, to say goodnight to children.
Dudley Stevens
Oh.
Julia Braun
Is anything wrong?
Dudley Stevens
No. No, nothing's wrong, Julian. You look very well, Julian. Very bright and gay.
Julia Braun
Oh, I feel gay, Henry.
Dudley Stevens
I think you're an excellent wife, Julian.
Julia Braun
Why, thank you.
Dudley Stevens
And I'm proud of you.
Julia Braun
Thank you again, dear.
Dudley Stevens
You think I'm an excellent husband?
Julia Braun
Of course, dear. Henry, I hope you're going to take things easier now with Dudley here. I think he's very able.
Dudley Stevens
You do?
Julia Braun
Yes. He knows so many things.
Dudley Stevens
What, for instance?
Julia Braun
Well, you should have seen him this afternoon. We met Professor Wotherich. Why, Dudley knows more about history than. And he don't.
Dudley Stevens
He should. He's been at it longer. What? Nothing, dear. Nothing. I. I'll go up and say good night to Debbie.
Julia Braun
But don't you know any more stories, Mr. Dadley?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, I know hundreds of stories, Debbie.
Julia Braun
Thanks.
Dudley Stevens
Well, now, let me. I know a story that happened many, many years ago. It's about a boy named David. He was a shepherd, and the town where he lived was called Bethlehem.
Julia Braun
That's where the star was.
Dudley Stevens
Yeah, that's right. I mean, David lived long before the star. Well, one night, Ms. David was out in the hills tending his sheep. He was playing the harp and singing. Then all of a sudden, an angel came down and spoke to him.
Julia Braun
But how did David know he was an angel?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, he didn't know. That's the way it always is. Angels come down and put Bubba Wallace
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Dudley Stevens
I mean, people feel very proud of themselves because they think it is all their own idea. Anyway, this angel spoke to David. He said, one of your man's has strayed. So David put aside his harp and went out into the darkness to find the lamb. Of course, the angel guided him. You think? And when David found the lamb, he saw a great ferocious lion there too. So David said to the lion, you get away from that lamb. And the lion said, you get away from me or I'll eat you too.
Julia Braun
Did David run away?
Dudley Stevens
No. And that's the point. The angel put another idea into his head. So David took out his sling and hurled a stone and hit the lion right between the eyes.
Julia Braun
Served him good and right.
Dudley Stevens
I think it did when David picked up the lamb and carried it back to the fold. And then he felt so happy that you took his heart and made up a new song. It started like this. The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. Oh, come in, Henry. I think you can tell Debbie the rest of this some other time.
Julia Braun
Good night, Daddy.
Dudley Stevens
Good night, darling. Well, if you're in the Dudley, so is dinner. Oh, thank you, Henry. Thank you.
Julia Braun
So right after dinner, Henry, we'll get a taxi and go down to St.
Dudley Stevens
Timothy's St. Timothy's tonight?
Julia Braun
Oh, of course, dear. The choir's rehearsing for the benefit they give him. Henry, we promised Mr. Miller Jr.
Dudley Stevens
I. I telephoned Mrs. Hamilton. I apologized to her for some of the things I said. I. I had to. She said I may call on her tonight. But the rehearsals.
Julia Braun
Just for you, dear.
Dudley Stevens
A million dollars from Mrs. Hamilton, dear, is far more important.
Julia Braun
But you're his bishop, Henry and I just don't like going alone.
Dudley Stevens
My. My evening seems quite free, Henry. No, definitely not. I was just about to suggest that. I see Mrs. Hamilton and you take Julia to St. Timothy. You Mrs. Hamilton? Oh, no. Just a suggestion.
Julia Braun
Oh, Dudley, would you mind very much going with me?
Dudley Stevens
Julia? Well, Henry. Yes, I. I think that might be a very good solution. Thank you, Dudley. You are welcome. Emmer. Misses Brown. I'm delighted to see you.
Julia Braun
Oh, Mr. Miller, this is Mr. Dudley, the Bishop's new assistant.
Dudley Stevens
Mr. Miller, a pleasure. Oh, thank you, Mr. Miller. The Bishop will try to get here later. Something important came up.
Julia Braun
He didn't want you to lay rehearsal.
Dudley Stevens
Mrs. Brougham, I. I'm terribly embarrassed. Only two of the boys have come. It's just too difficult trying to compete with basketball and Christmas. Oh, I wouldn't worry nothing. Then they'll all show up. Hi, boys. Hi. What do you see?
Julia Braun
Me?
Dudley Stevens
Yeah. First sopranos any good?
Julia Braun
I doubt it.
Dudley Stevens
Now, how about giving out?
Julia Braun
You lean alone. Oh, no.
Dudley Stevens
You come, Rupert, with you. Hi, Rupert.
Julia Braun
Hi.
Dudley Stevens
Now, what do you say?
Julia Braun
It's okay by me.
Dudley Stevens
Okay. I'll start you off at the piano.
Julia Braun
Away in the manger. No crib for his bed. The little.
Dudley Stevens
Lord Jesus. Look, the other boy. There he is.
Julia Braun
Why is. Maybe basketball isn't so important as.
Dudley Stevens
You can be. Proud of them, Mr. Miller. They sing beautifully. But they never sing so well.
Julia Braun
Henry could hear thee. I'm very glad to see that you've
Dudley Stevens
come to your senses, Bishop Brom. You needn't make any further apologies. Thank you, Mrs. Hamilton. And in view of your generosity, the George B. Hamilton Memorial Chapel should be located wherever you specify in the new cathedral. Now, there's one thing more.
Julia Braun
That window depicting St. George and the dragon.
Dudley Stevens
Yes?
Julia Braun
I should very much like the countenance
Dudley Stevens
of St. George to resemble my late husband. Of course, Mrs. Hamilton. And whom do you see as the dragon?
Julia Braun
Dragon? Oh.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, any old dragon. Thank you. Now, if you'll excuse me, Julia's waiting for me at St. Timothy's and I. I. Well, that's strange. Is anything the matter? This chair. I can't get up. It's not Dr. Mike. I'm stuck to it. Stuck to the chair? Yes. It doesn't seem quite right, does it? Stephen? Yes, madam? There's something wrong with the bishop's chair. No, madam. It must be the new varnish. The furniture people shouldn't have warned us. I do hope I'm not harming the chair. This is preposterous. Awkward situation, isn't it? Perhaps if you give me a little pull at the back. Stephen. Yes, sir. Again, please. Your trousers, sir. I'm afraid if we pull any harder. Oh, Mrs. Hamilton, might I use the telephone?
Julia Braun
Yes.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, of course.
Julia Braun
It's right over there. Can you walk?
Dudley Stevens
After a fashion. That chair, madam, clings to him like a brother.
Julia Braun
Well, do something, Stephen.
Dudley Stevens
Call the shop. Get a plumber. Hello? Hello, Matilda? This is Bishop brome. I'm at Mrs. Hamilton's. I want you to come here at once with another pair of trousers. Well, what difference does it make? Yes, just bring me another pair of trousers. Thank you.
Julia Braun
I'm so sorry this has happened.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, if I could only get in touch with Julia. Or Dudley. Or Dudley. This is all he's doing. Now, now, Bishop, don't be nervous.
Julia Braun
Have a chair.
Dudley Stevens
Thank you, Mrs. Hamilton. I have one.
Julia Braun
I can't imagine what happened to him. He was so sure he knew to say.
Dudley Stevens
Well, I suppose he's detained of Mrs. Hamilton. Of course.
Julia Braun
You know, Dudley, it's a strange thing. You seem to be able to make me feel as if everything's going to be all right.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, everything could be all right for everyone if people would only learn to behave like human beings.
Julia Braun
Well, it's a lovely night, isn't it? Oh, driver, could you take us through the park?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, but that's out of your way, lady. Are you getting bored with us, driver? Oh, I'll drive you by way of Mexico City if you want me to. That's the trouble with this country. Too many people who don't know where they're going and they want to get there too fast. Now, I'd call you two very unusual people. Thank you. You're very professional.
Julia Braun
Oh, that was really close.
Dudley Stevens
Then Just hit.
Julia Braun
Did you.
Dudley Stevens
Did you see the way I just left that truck? Like a miracle. Yes, I know, but just don't overplay your hand. Hey, look, they're ice skating over there. So they are. Julian, we're going ice skating.
Julia Braun
Oh, no, we mustn't. It's too late. We couldn't. You really think we could?
Dudley Stevens
You can stop here, driver. We're going ice skating. Oh, you too? Well, this is it, Sylvester. What do we owe you? Not a stamp, my friend. You want to know why? Because you and the little lady here have restored my fate in human nature. Well, good night, Dudley. Good night, Julia.
Julia Braun
Good night, Sylvester.
Dudley Stevens
Ah, that Sylvester is a noble soul. His children and his children's children will rise up and call him blessed.
Julia Braun
Oh, this has been the most wonderful evening I've had in years.
Dudley Stevens
What a wonderful evening I've had in centuries. Oh, you're a beautiful skater, Julia. In fact, you're beautiful. Well, well, you come home. Hello, Henry.
Julia Braun
Well, I thought you were going to meet us at St Timothy's Beer, Julia?
Dudley Stevens
It's almost ten o', clock, Henry.
Julia Braun
We've been ice skating.
Dudley Stevens
Ice skating.
Julia Braun
You should have seen Dudley. He's marvelous. Henry. And those boys at St. Timothy's the way they sang, it was simply heavenly.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, I'm sure it was. Did you have a successful meeting with Mrs. Hamilton, Henry? Quite satisfactory, thank you. Good.
Julia Braun
I'll be right down, Henry.
Dudley Stevens
Dudley. Yes, Henry? You. You deliberately stopped me from joining you and Julia by. By the seat of my pants. Well, now, Julia had a very good Time. But I did not. Now, Henry, if you had sent me to represent you with Mrs. Hamilton, I would have gone. You didn't, so I represented you with your wife. Is that part of the normal duties of an angel? Says an angel. Sometimes, Henry, angels must rush in where fools fear to tread. I haven't the faintest idea what that means, and I don't want it explained to me. In any event, you can go now, Dudley. I've solved my problem. Mrs. Hamilton is giving the money. Well, now, that was a foregone conclusion. Providing you were willing to make a slight sacrifice of your principles. Huh. Well, don't you think it's worth it for this. This glorious edifice? I'm not so sure of its glory at a time like this. You know, these are rather lean years for the world, Henry. So many people need food, so many people need shelter. That big roof could make so many little roofs. I'm dealing with a materialistic, selfish woman. She wouldn't listen to talk like that. Did you try? You came here so that I could have a cathedral. Well, I've got a cathedral. And I want you to get out of my house and out of my life and away from Julia. Suppose you pray for that, Henry. After all, it was your prayer that brought me here. Very well. I pray it. Oh, dear. Oh. Oh, Henry. Now, come on. I'm afraid that's no prayer. It was right from my heart. I want you to go. Well, Julia doesn't. Julia. Get out.
Julia Braun
Get out.
Dudley Stevens
Henry, Julia is about to come down those stairs. Don't you let her see you like that. Henry. Try to calm yourself. Dudley, he's gone.
Julia Braun
Oh, Debbie's awake. She wants to say goodnight to me.
Dudley Stevens
I just told you, Dudley is gone.
Julia Braun
But why did he leave so suddenly?
Dudley Stevens
Because I got rid of him. I told him to go away. I fired him.
Julia Braun
Why?
Dudley Stevens
Because he's incompetent and I cannot stand the sight of him.
Julia Braun
Henry.
Dudley Stevens
Believe me, Julia, I know what I'm doing.
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Dudley Stevens
Two days have passed since Deadly disappeared, much to the relief of Bishop Henry Braun. Now it's early evening on Christmas Eve.
Julia Braun
This is your calls, Vicious. And there's a taxi waiting for you outside.
Dudley Stevens
Thank you, Ms. Casway.
Julia Braun
Bishop Brown, there's still no word from Mr. Dudley.
Dudley Stevens
Ms. Cathaway, I discharged Mr. Dudley. There's no reason at all to hear from him.
Julia Braun
Yes, sir.
Dudley Stevens
Now, if you don't mind, please tell Mrs. Brown that the taxi's waiting.
Julia Braun
I'm ready and waiting for him.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, well, good. Here's our list of calls.
Julia Braun
I thought we could go to the Copses. First Henry, then to the vandal. Julia.
Dudley Stevens
Hiya, Julia.
Julia Braun
Well, Sylvester, what are you doing here?
Dudley Stevens
Well, when the call come in for a cab, I sure hightailed it over here. I was hoping maybe there'd be another skating party. Hey, where's Dudley?
Julia Braun
I don't know.
Dudley Stevens
More clothes. You got a preacher with you?
Julia Braun
Yes, this is.
Dudley Stevens
Don't tell me, don't tell me. A wedding. You and Dudley.
Julia Braun
This is my husband, Bishop Room.
Dudley Stevens
How do you do? And now, if you don't mind, we'd like to go to North Maple Street. Good evening, gentlemen.
Julia Braun
Mr. Douglas. Oh, how nice to see you again.
Dudley Stevens
Thank you.
Julia Braun
We've been so worried about you and poor Mrs. Braun. Have I seen you? Have I heard from you?
Dudley Stevens
Where is she?
Julia Braun
Well, she and the bishop are making Christmas calls. Then they go to St. Timothy's for the midnight feast.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, that's. It's Christmas Eve. Oh, you should be home, Miss Catherine.
Julia Braun
I'm typing this, Bishop.
Dudley Stevens
I'll type that for you.
Julia Braun
Oh, no, no. The bishop told me that you should
Dudley Stevens
be with your family.
Julia Braun
Well, if you really. Oh, thank you, Mr. Dudley.
Dudley Stevens
Merry Christmas, Milton.
Julia Braun
Merry Christmas, Mr. Dudley.
Dudley Stevens
Now, I loaded this. Henry's Christmas sermon. A new cathedral. Mrs. Hamilton's magnificent gesture. Money pledges needed. Sorry, Henry, that's no sermon for Christmas. Now, let's see. Suppose you tell them. Suppose you tell them the story of an empty stocking. Once upon a midnight clear, there was a child's cry. A blazing star hung over a stable. And wise men came with birthday gifts. We've forgotten many things during the centuries, but not that night. Whom did you say is calling, sir? I'm Dudley Stevens, Bishop Brome's assistant. Would you mind telling Mrs. Hamilton I'm here? I don't believe she's extremely expecting you, sir. Sure she isn't. Yes, sir. I'll wait in the music room. The music room, sir? There's a harp in there. I wonder if she'd mind if I. Oh, I'm afraid she would, sir. Oh, she would. Well, in that event, I'll just play this harpsichord here. Yes, sir.
Julia Braun
Who are you?
Dudley Stevens
Good evening, Mr. Halliburton.
Julia Braun
My butler said you told him your bishop Brougham's assistant.
Dudley Stevens
That's right, Mrs. Halliburton. The bishop will be along a little later. That music you're playing, I thought you'd recognize it.
Julia Braun
There's no one living who knows that composition except me.
Dudley Stevens
Yeah. What a shame that Alan Cartwright died. That only you and I would know his music.
Julia Braun
And Alan Cartwright died nearly 40 years ago. You couldn't have known him.
Dudley Stevens
I'm much older than you think, Mr. Hanover. Now tell me about him. Alan Cartwright? What is there to tell? He was the only man I ever loved.
Julia Braun
But I was afraid of poverty. He went away and I never saw him again.
Dudley Stevens
So you married George, Hannibal.
Julia Braun
I made George happy, I think.
Dudley Stevens
But because you didn't marry, you spent a fortune honoring his memory since his death.
Julia Braun
Yes, a fortune in empty monuments.
Dudley Stevens
They're no more empty than your own life, Mr. Callender. Since you sent the man you loved away, you haven't allowed yourself to love anyone else. You've withdrawn into a shell, a cold and alas, selfish woman. What can I do? Well, not anyway. Break that shell. Now think of what you could do for others. And you no longer have time to think of yourself. Forgive yourself, Mrs. Hamilton. This Allen Cartwright forgave you long ago.
Julia Braun
Do you really think he did?
Dudley Stevens
I know he did.
Julia Braun
How did you know about Alan Cartwright?
Dudley Stevens
That doesn't matter, Mrs. Hammerton. They're at the front door now. Henry and Judith.
Julia Braun
I can't see them now.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, yes, John, you'll see them. You'll go to the hall and greet them in your usual warm hearted manner.
Julia Braun
You're not leaving?
Dudley Stevens
I'm afraid I have to. I have a great deal of work. Bishop and Mrs. Brom are here, madam. Now, don't keep them waiting.
Julia Braun
How do you do, Mrs. Hamilton? Julia, how nice. And Henry. Merry Christmas, Henry. I said Merry Christmas.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, yes. Merry Christmas, Mrs. Hamilton.
Julia Braun
He's gone. Why, he's gone already. Gone? Who's gone? Dudley.
Dudley Stevens
I might have known it.
Julia Braun
Where did he go to? Oh, that poor man. He said he had so much work to do. Now, Henry, you must make him take some rest.
Dudley Stevens
I've been trying to make him do just that.
Julia Braun
Oh, I can't thank you enough for sending him to me. How did you ever find him, Henry?
Dudley Stevens
More or less of an accident, I suppose.
Julia Braun
More or less of a miracle. Talking with this wonderful, understanding man. Henry, I changed my mind about the cathedral.
Dudley Stevens
You have?
Julia Braun
Yes. I'm going to give my money to those who need it. To the poor, the homeless, the unappreciated. And I want to direct the sending of it. Now you see what Dudley has done, Henry?
Dudley Stevens
Yes, I see.
Julia Braun
And you understand, Mrs. Hamilton?
Dudley Stevens
Julia, forgive me, but I have to leave. There's someone I must see immediately.
Julia Braun
Henry.
Dudley Stevens
Henry, my dear fellow. Sit down, sit down. A glass of sherry? No, thank you, Professor. Oh, but I insist. Henry, you see this bottle? Now watch. I filled two glasses. Behold, the bottle is still half full. Always half full. Dudley's been here? Yes, and that bottle isn't all. He told me to look up some ancient texts in the library which no living scholar ever has been able to decipher. I read them as if they were English. Henry, this Dudley fellow is not like the rest of us. He says he's an angel. An angel? From Helen. That I'm not so sure about. An angel? That's too bad. He's such a nice fellow. He's brought nothing but disaster to me. He's made Julia despise me. Don't be ridiculous. Why? You and Julia love each other. You always have. That's only partly true. I love Julia. Then why don't you fight horror. Fight? How can I fight against. You have a tremendous advantage. Advantage? Over an angel? Precisely. He is an angel. Julia's a creature of earth. She's a woman. Henry, you're a man.
Julia Braun
Yes.
Dudley Stevens
Yes, I am. And if I were you, I'd get myself home. That's where he'll be waiting for Julia. Excuse me, Professor. You. Oh, Mary Clinton.
Julia Braun
Henry, is that you, dear?
Dudley Stevens
Hello, Julian.
Julia Braun
Darling.
Dudley Stevens
I know. I came to say goodbye. I had to be moving along.
Julia Braun
Oh. Well, where will you be going?
Dudley Stevens
Wherever they send me.
Julia Braun
They?
Dudley Stevens
My superior officers.
Julia Braun
Will we ever see you again?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, they seldom send us to the same place twice, Julia. We might form attachments.
Julia Braun
I don't know what you're talking about.
Dudley Stevens
Of course not. Julia. Julia, I don't want to leave you.
Julia Braun
Why?
Dudley Stevens
There are a few people who know the secret of making heaven here on Earth. And you're one of those rare people.
Julia Braun
You frighten me, Dudley. I. I think you Ought to go.
Dudley Stevens
No, Julia, please don't send me away.
Julia Braun
What are you saying?
Dudley Stevens
That I'm tired of being a wanderer? I'm tired of an existence where one is neither hot nor cold, hungry nor full.
Julia Braun
No. No, you must go away and never come back. Don't look at me like that, Dudley. No, Henry.
Dudley Stevens
Henry. It's all right, Julia. It's all right, my darling. Go upstairs, dear. I'll handle this alone. As for you, I've never before had to fight an angel. But I suggest you take off your coat and put up your. Your jukes. Now, now, now. Why do you want to fight me, Henry? Because you're a thief trying to steal the love that belongs to me. Henry, do you realize that as an angel, I could quite readily destroy you with a bolt of lightning? I don't care. Julia means more to me than my life. I'm not going to lose her. Ah, then I have news for you. I'm going. I'll believe that when I see it happen. Oh, no, you won't. Because when I'm gone, you will never know that an angel visited this house. And Julia? What about her? There would be no memory with her either. Or with Debbie or the professor or anyone else. I don't trust you. You may, Henry, because your prayer has been answered. That's not true. I prayed for a cathedral. No, you prayed for guidance, and that's been given to you. Oh, I'm being paid. Just a minute, please. Well, goodbye, Henry. Oh, if we should need you again, will you come back? Oh, not I. I'm requesting an assignment at the other end of the universe. Is that because I was so difficult? Oh, no. There's difficulty within me. When an immortal finds himself envying the mortal trusted to his care, it's a definite sign of danger. Yes, yes, I heard you the first time. Now, go on upstairs. Take her in your aunt, Henry, and kiss her for me, you lucky devil. Julian. Julia.
Julia Braun
Quiet, Darling. You wake Debbie.
Dudley Stevens
Are you all right?
Julia Braun
Oh, yes, of course I am. Henry. Did you get that for Debbie?
Dudley Stevens
Get what for Debbie?
Julia Braun
That little angel there on a bed.
Dudley Stevens
Why? Why not?
Julia Braun
I can't imagine where it came from. Henry, what is it?
Dudley Stevens
Oh, I don't know. I. I have the most inexplicable feeling of happiness. So do I. I love you, Julia.
Julia Braun
I love you. Henry. Listen. The bells from St. Timothy's it's almost midnight. We'll have to hurry.
Dudley Stevens
Oh, my sermon. It was all about the cathedral. It will never do.
Julia Braun
Now, don't worry, dear. You'll think of Something. Something even better. Merry Christmas, Amy.
Dudley Stevens
Merry Christmas, darling. Tonight I want to tell you the story of an empty stocking. Once upon a midnight clear, there was a child cry. A blazing star hung over a stable. And wise men came with birthday gifts. We have forgotten many things through the centuries, but not that night. We celebrate it with stars on Christmas trees. With the sound of bells. And with gifts. But especially with gifts. You give me a book, I give you a tie. Aunt Martha has always been wanted an orange squeezer. Uncle Harry could do with a new pipe. Oh, we forget nobody, adult or child. All the stockings are filled. All, that is, except one. And we have even forgotten to hang it up. The stockings of a child born in a manger. It's his birthday we're celebrating. Don't let us ever forget that. Let us ask ourselves what he would wish for most. And then let each put in his share. Loving kindness, warm heart, stretched out, hand of tolerance. All the shining gifts to make a peace on earth. And here they are, that delightful pair, Cary Grant and Phyllis Plat. Tonight we'll ask the rain as Henry. Herb Butterfield as a professor. Norma Barden as Mrs. Hamilton. Herb Viras. Sylvester is Trash. John as Debbie and Francis Robinson. Eric Snowden, Helen Cleave, Har McHart Beals, Ronald Keith and Eddie Mar. Our radio play was adapted by S.H. barnett. Our music composed and directed by Rudy Schrager.
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Date: July 24, 2026
Featured Performance: Lux Radio Theatre adaptation of "The Bishop’s Wife" (originally featuring Cary Grant as Dudley and Phyllis Baxter as Julia; radio cast follows film version)
This episode transports listeners to the golden era of radio with the beloved classic "The Bishop’s Wife" as performed on Lux Radio Theatre. Set in a snowy urban landscape in December, the story revolves around Bishop Henry Brougham, his wife Julia, and an angel named Dudley sent to aid the troubled couple. The play grapples with themes of faith, charity, the challenge of material ambitions versus spiritual happiness, and the transformative power of love.
[00:30–02:13]
Notable quote:
“Julia, what’s the matter?” — Professor Wotheridge, [02:13]
[03:41–04:40]
Notable quote:
“We used to be so happy. We used to make other people happy. Oh, Henry, that was your gift. You’re no financier. You’re not a promoter.” — Julia, [04:15]
[05:45–07:31]
Notable quote:
“You asked for help… I was instructed to come here in answer to your prayer. Who are you? I’m an angel.” — Dudley, [06:00–06:20]
[09:48–15:40]
Memorable moment:
“You seem to know so much. It makes me feel—unfair.” — Julia to Dudley in the restaurant, [14:13]
[16:08–18:49]
Notable quote:
“You see, for quite a while now, every time I pass the cemetery, I felt as if I were apartment hunting.” — Professor Wotheridge, [20:38]
[21:51–23:44]
Notable quote:
“Surely you of all people should know that angels need no passport. I’d be a lot happier if I could see you perform a miracle.” — Bishop Henry, [21:54]
[25:10–34:52]
[36:27–38:15]
Notable quote:
“You prayed for guidance, and that’s been given to you.” — Dudley, [48:16]
[41:17–48:16]
Memorable moment:
“When an immortal finds himself envying the mortal trusted to his care, it’s a definite sign of danger.” — Dudley, [48:16]
[49:52–51:59]
Notable quote (the sermon):
“All the stockings are filled. All, that is, except one. And we've even forgotten to hang it up. The stocking for the child born in a manger. It's his birthday we're celebrating. Don't let us ever forget that.” — Bishop Henry, [49:52]
This adaptation shines with warmth, wit, and wisdom, blending holiday atmosphere with timeless messages about humility, charity, and rediscovering what truly matters in life. Dudley’s angelic help is both mystical and deeply human, gently nudging characters (and listeners) toward love, selflessness, and hope—the truest gifts of the season.
[End of episode summary – advertisements and credits omitted]