
Lux Radio Theatre - Remember the Night
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Jack Sargent
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Announcer
lux presents Hollyw. The lux radio theatre brings you gene arthur and fred mcmurray with beulah bondi in remember the night and their special guests, bob hope and rita hayworth. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Cecil b. Demille.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. This is Christmas week, and our holiday present to you is the play called Remember the Night. It's all tied up in a glittering, glamorous package, and the gayest decorations of all are those two bright stars, Jean Arthur and Fred McMurray. Christmas is a time when all wanderers think of home, a time when we appreciate most the warmth and the gladness of home. And Remember the Night, adapted from the Paramount screen hit, is the story of what home meant to one man and one girl at Christmas time. The man is a prosecuting attorney, and he's trying to send the girl to prison. But Christmas calls a strange truce in their conflict and throws a magic spell over them both. You'll hear Fred McMurray as the prosecutor. He played that part in the picture. And Jean Arthur will be the girl on trial. Their story has more spirit of Christmas in it than almost any modern play I've read. It's told in a new way and a sure way to our hearts. Remember the Night is a story of what makes the wheels go round in American life, ordinary American life, A way of life that won't be stopped by anything. This national theater, we're proud to say, is part of that life. And so is the product that keeps this theater going, Lux flakes, which also helps to keep your household going year in and year out. With the weatherman off the air, you may not know if you're going to have real snow for Christmas or not, but you can outdo the weatherman by whipping up an indoor blizzard for your Christmas tree with these speedy little flakes. Anyway, winter or summer, you'll find Lux flakes breaking the speed limit to make the American way of life a little smoother. Now the spotlight turns to the center of the stage as the curtain goes up for the first act of Remember the Night, starring Gene Arthur as Lee leander and Fred McMurray as Jack Sargent. With Beulah Bondi as Jack's mother. The jewelry store on New York's Fifth Avenue. In the glittering showcases, a thousand precious stones sparkle in their brilliant settings. Although it's just a few weeks before Christmas, this afternoon there's only one customer in the store. A pretty girl in costly furs. On her wrist is a diamond bracelet placed there by the enthusiastic clerk. He smiles happily, sensing that the sale is practically complete.
Jack Sargent
Glorious, Madame, isn't it?
Tommy O'Leary
One of our most beautiful bracelets. Really.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes, it is beautiful.
Jack Sargent
You won't regret taking it, Madame?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I'm sure I won't. What's the price, please?
Jack Sargent
Only $5,000.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
5,000? That's reasonable. I think I'd like to see one or two more before I make up my mind. That one in the lower tray, please. Let me see there.
Jack Sargent
Of course, madame. Personally, I prefer the one you're wearing. But this one's quite beautiful, too.
Tommy O'Leary
The emeralds set the diamonds off very nicely. Now, if you'll just place this one on your.
Announcer
Madame?
Tommy O'Leary
Madame?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Where?
Tommy O'Leary
She's gone. Mr. Meyer. Police. Jones. What is it? That girl. She went out the door while my back was turned. She went out with a $5,000 bracelet.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Calling car number 17, pick up girl, 23 years, dark complexion, silver fox furs.
Tommy O'Leary
Search for diamond bracelets stolen from Meyer and Company.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
That is all. Hello?
Jack Sargent
Officer Cassidy reporting to headquarters. We picked up that girl.
Tommy O'Leary
Yeah.
Jack Sargent
Caught her coal with the goods in a hawk shop over on 3rd Avenue. I'll bring her in now.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
District attorney's office. Just a moment.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Who is it?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Commissioner's office. It's about that acquittal yesterday in the shooting case.
Jack Sargent
Oh, tell him I'm busy.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Hello? Can the District attorney call you back? Thank you.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
That all they have to do? Beef about acquittals? Let's get going, Tom.
Tommy O'Leary
Okay, boss.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
What's the first case today? It's a cinch.
Jack Sargent
Day by the day. My leander cops a bracelet out of
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
my arm and company and hocks it on 3rd Avenue.
Tommy O'Leary
Open and shut.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
First offense?
Jack Sargent
Nah, she's got a record.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
This is a third offense. Oh, that's good.
Jack Sargent
That's good.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
First offender at Christmas time is tougher than tiger meat. Just look at that chart. Conviction's only 78%. It was against 82% last year.
Tommy O'Leary
Hey, boss, can I handle this case?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
I'll get your conviction. Nothing doing, Tom. Your face isn't right to prosecute a woman. We'll get sergeant on this one.
Tommy O'Leary
Sergeant.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Once his face got that, mine hasn't got. Oh, whatever it is, he never Lost a case for me yet? Yeah, but he's gone home for Christmas. Ohio or Oklahoma or someplace like that.
Jack Sargent
Now listen, I can get you a conviction so quick.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Take it easy. Oh, Ms. Day, get me John Sizen on the phone.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Yes, sir,
Announcer
Mr.
Tommy O'Leary
Sergeant.
Announcer
Mr.
Jack Sargent
Sergeant, the telephone's ringing. Well, that's right. Will you? I'm trying to get packed up in here.
Announcer
Okay, I'll answer.
Jack Sargent
Hello? Hey, wait a minute. Rufus, listen.
Announcer
Huh?
Jack Sargent
If that's the office, tell him I've already left, huh? Oh, okay. Hello? Yowza. Yowza. Well, if this is the office, he's already left. Oh, you blockhead. Give me that phone. Well, I only said what you told me. Shut up. Good morning. Who all wants to speak to Master Sergeant, please?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Oh, hello, Sergeant. Who do you think you're kidding?
Jack Sargent
All right, never mind. Who is this?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
This is your boss.
Jack Sargent
It's a good thing you didn't take up acting for a living. Yeah. Well, what do you want?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
We got a case to try this morning. I'll see you at the office in 15 minutes.
Jack Sargent
Now wait a minute. I supposed to be going home for Christmas.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Sure, sure, sure, you can leave this afternoon.
Jack Sargent
Yeah, but I got 730 miles to drive. You told me I could.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Look, Jack, don't argue. It's a female case and I need you.
Tommy O'Leary
Now come on.
Jack Sargent
Oh, I was afraid of this. Who's defending? Oh, Larry, that windbag. He'll give us the Gettysburg Address, the Declaration of Independence. No, he won't.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
I'll have Tom meet you in court and you'll be out of there by noon. Now get right down here. Goodbye.
Jack Sargent
But listen, boss. Hello? Hello, Larry. He'll talk all day. All day long. When you leaving, mister? Shut up. Yes, sir.
Tommy O'Leary
Quiet.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Please proceed with your summation, Mr. O'.
Tommy O'Leary
Leary. Thank you, your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. You've heard the prosecuting attorney, Mr. Sargent, Attempt to prove that a valuable bracelet was stolen from the premises of Meyer Co. By the defendant. All of this has been a waste of time, ladies and gentlemen. Time we could spend to better advantage in last minute Christmas shopping. I know that's what I'd like to be doing.
Jack Sargent
May it please the court. We object, you, Honor. The jury's Christmas shopping has nothing to do with the case.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Objection sustained.
Tommy O'Leary
I withdraw the allusion. Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen, the state has gone to great lengths to prove that Anna Rose Malone, sometimes known as Lee Leander and sometimes known as a lot of other things did, on the afternoon of December 3rd, walk out upon 5th Avenue with a Bracelet, which was still the property of Meyer Co. To prove something she freely admits. As if the proof of this fact constituted a proof of guilt. Ladies and gentlemen, we must not be hoodwinked by circumstantial evidence. The contents of a whiskey bottle. Hey, Jack, I don't like the smile
Jack Sargent
on that jury's pan. All juries get soft hearted at Christmas. Tommy, if you ever get a case to prosecute and you see that peace on earth, goodwill to men, look come in their eyes, get a continuance, even if you have to fall down and
Tommy O'Leary
tell the judge ate green apples is necessarily an evildoer. How flimsy is this argument. How unfair. But on it, and because of it, you have been asked to take away the liberty of a fellow human being. The truth is simple. The bracelet was removed during a temporary loss of will and consciousness, now known as schizophrenia, but formerly known as hypnotism.
Jack Sargent
Holy mackerel, that's a sweet one.
Tommy O'Leary
Hypnotism.
Jack Sargent
Shut up, Tommy.
Tommy O'Leary
You mean you're not gonna object?
Jack Sargent
Shut up. He's just postponed the case till after Christmas, huh? How do you figure that? Hypnotism.
Tommy O'Leary
Yes, I said hypnotism. And that is exactly what I meant. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. This girl, this poor unfortunate creature, went into that jewelry store not to buy, not to steal, but only to look. A salesman showed her the bracelet, begged her to examine it under a more powerful light, and then excused himself. The young girl stares at the bracelet. Closer, closer. The great central stone flashes blindingly in her eyes. Blue, green, purple, orange. Suddenly the colors are gone. Everything is dark. A breath of cold air brings her to her senses. But what's this? Where is the jewelry store? What is she doing on Fifth Avenue, blocks away from Meyer and Company? She doesn't know. Her mind is a blank. And why this girl, this poor unfortunate creature, was a victim, an unwilling victim of hypnosis. Your Honor, the defense rests.
Jack Sargent
All right now, Tommy, watch. Your Honor.
Tommy O'Leary
Yes?
Jack Sargent
Your Honor, the hypothesis of hypnotism is a very interesting one. But unfortunately, I am no svengali. Nor are you. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. The people of the State of New York will require the expert testimony of Dr. Kynemetz, a psychiatrist. For this purpose, the People request that a continuance be granted till after the Christmas holiday.
Tommy O'Leary
We object, you, Honor. The defence is already summed up.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Objection overruled. The defendant will remain in custody subject to giving a $5,000 bond. And all jurors, parties and witnesses are instructed to return to the court. January 2nd, court adjourned. And a very merry Christmas to you all.
Jack Sargent
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Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
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Jack Sargent
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Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, beautiful for all of us.
Jack Sargent
Hands in the dirt, hearts in the dust. Let's be the people. Yeah, we enough to build again from the broken trust.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
We the ones still showing up holding hands when times are tough. You and me, yeah, we're enough.
Jack Sargent
All of us can make an impact. Yeah, even you. Listen to the full Gotta be Us song and Be the people share playlist to get inspired.
Tommy O'Leary
Just a minute, Sergeant. That was a dirty trick you played on me. It means another day in court and I don't get paid for the state. I have to earn my money.
Jack Sargent
No more sense of humor than a gravestone. Well, Merry Christmas, Francis. Now take it easy, Mr. O'.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Leary.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Let me go. I want to speak to my lawyer. Mr. O', Leary, this guard says I have to have a bond to stay in jail.
Tommy O'Leary
That's right.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Is it right? You ought to know, Mr. District Attorney.
Jack Sargent
I'm afraid it is.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, how can I get a bond? I haven't got any more money. I don't want to spend Christmas in jail. Please don't let him do that.
Tommy O'Leary
What do you mean you haven't got any more money? What have I been talking for? To hear my own voice?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
If you hadn't talked so much, I'd be out of here right now. Hypnotism. That gag so old it's got whiskers. Oh, please don't let him keep me here over Christmas.
Tommy O'Leary
What's the difference? What could you do if you haven't got any money?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I could walk around, couldn't I?
Tommy O'Leary
Come on, miss.
Jack Sargent
It ain't as bad as you think. You get a nice little room, a
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
nice turkey dinner on Christmas.
Tommy O'Leary
All the trash.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Never mind the buildup. Let's go. I hope you have a Merry Christmas, Mr. Sergeant.
Jack Sargent
Hey, she's kind of sort. You, Jack? Yeah. Say, Tom, on your way, I'll send Fat Mike in here, will you?
Announcer
Fat Mike?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
The bondsman.
Jack Sargent
If you know any other Fat Mikes, you can send them too.
Tommy O'Leary
Okay. Hey, Mike, Mr. Sergeant wants to see you right away.
Jack Sargent
Sure, sure.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Coming.
Jack Sargent
Hello, Mr.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Sergeant. You want to see me? Yeah.
Jack Sargent
What do you charge for 5,000 bail from Nottle, January 3rd.
Announcer
Did they pin something on your plate?
Jack Sargent
It isn't for me. It's for the young woman who was just here.
Announcer
Ah, I see.
Jack Sargent
How much for a friend of yours?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Not. Not a red samalka.
Jack Sargent
I didn't ask you for any favors.
Tommy O'Leary
Favors?
Jack Sargent
It's a privilege.
Announcer
You still living at the same place?
Jack Sargent
Yeah, why?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
How soon you want her out?
Jack Sargent
Right away. Okay, she's out. Thanks. So? Hey, Rufus. You got those other grips packed, Rufus? Yeah, I am, boss. What's the matter with you? She's here, boss. Who's here? I don't know. Well, then how do you know she's here? I just let her in the living room. You let who in?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
The.
Jack Sargent
The lady. What lady? I told you, I wasn't home to anyone. Yes, sir, I told him that. But he shoved the door open anyhow and pushed the lady in with his compliment. Who did?
Tommy O'Leary
A man.
Jack Sargent
Fat Ike. Fat Ike? Yes. You mean Fat Mike? Yes. He sure ain't thin Mike. Well, what did he bring her here for? I don't know. I guess I'll have to go and speak to her. I guess you will. Well, hello.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Hello.
Jack Sargent
What are you doing here?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I don't know yet. I got a rough idea.
Jack Sargent
Well, anyway, I'm glad you're out.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Sure. Now, what do I have to do for it?
Jack Sargent
Well, for one thing, you could say thank you. But if that doesn't fit in with your plans, just skip it. My motives in this matter are here. Yeah. Boys, here's the drinks. What drinks? I didn't tell you to bring Scotch and soda, miss.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Thanks.
Jack Sargent
A drink, boss? Get out of here. Yes, sir.
Announcer
Yes, sir.
Tommy O'Leary
I know.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You know, one of these days, one of you boys is going to start one of these scenes differently. And some girl's gonna drop dead from surprise.
Jack Sargent
What are you talking about?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I suppose you do this with all the lady prisons.
Jack Sargent
Oh, yes. My life is just one long round of whoopi.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You're in a good spot for it.
Jack Sargent
Wonderful. I have only to wave a finger and I can satisfy my slightest whim.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
And I suppose if anybody says no, you put them right back in the cooler.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Sure.
Jack Sargent
Now, look, when court reconvenes, I'm gonna try to put you in jail for a good long time. That's my business. But you haven't been convicted yet, so I don't see why you shouldn't enjoy Christmas like the rest of us. That's why I told Mike to get
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
you out and bring me up here.
Jack Sargent
I did not Tell him to bring you up here then.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Why did that gorilla bring me up here?
Jack Sargent
Because he's got a mind like a. Like a sewer.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You mean I don't have to stay here if I don't want to?
Jack Sargent
You most certainly do not.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Then I'll stay. I just don't want to be forced.
Jack Sargent
Now, wait a minute.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You know, there's nothing as dangerous as a square shooter. If all men were like you, there wouldn't be any nice girls left.
Jack Sargent
Yes. Well, all this is leading into a very interesting subject that I haven't time to pursue at the moment. I'm going away on a little trip, and it's quite a drive.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, you mean you want me to go?
Jack Sargent
Well, yes.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Where?
Jack Sargent
Where what?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I mean, I was on my way to a nice, comfortable jail. Three meals a day, turkey for Christmas, and now, well.
Jack Sargent
Don't you live someplace?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No.
Jack Sargent
Well, where have you been living, in a tree?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I had a room in a hotel, but they locked me out. Oh.
Jack Sargent
Well, how much do you owe this hotel?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
$126.40.
Jack Sargent
Oh, well, that doesn't solve any problems.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Why don't you just put me back in the clink? That solves a lot of problems.
Jack Sargent
Well, for one thing, I'm not sure I can and. Well, that wasn't the idea. Have you had your dinner?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Not yet.
Jack Sargent
Come on, then. I'll buy you that Christmas dinner and we'll figure something out. Rufus. Here's your hat, boss. Going out, huh? Yes, I am. I don't. But don't forget, you gotta go see your mom. Shut up. You know, I was thinking I might lend you my apartment while I'm away.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
That sounds like a play, doesn't it?
Jack Sargent
Yeah, sounds like a flop.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Don't worry about me. I can always chisel a hotel for a week or two.
Jack Sargent
That's a nice, cheesy idea.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, I'm not going to sleep in the subway as far as the holiday's concerned. I guess I'll get plenty of that when you get through with me. Not that I mean it in a disagreeable way, you understand. I understand your business is your business. Of course, some people wouldn't care for that kind of business. Somebody has to do the dirty work.
Jack Sargent
Thanks.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Just too bad it has to be somebody as nice as you.
Jack Sargent
How long have you been swiping things?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Long time.
Jack Sargent
Have you been caught before?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Just twice.
Jack Sargent
Did you take things you didn't need?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Sure.
Jack Sargent
In the presence of beautiful things.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Did you.
Jack Sargent
Did you feel a sudden, irresistible urge to take them in your hands and hurry Away with them.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You mean, was I hypnotized?
Tommy O'Leary
No.
Jack Sargent
I mean, maybe you're a kleptomaniac.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No. They tried that, you see, to be a kleptomaniac. You can't sell any of this stuff afterwards or you lose your amateur standing.
Jack Sargent
I don't understand it.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I don't think you ever could understand because, well, your mind is different. Rights and wrongs aren't the same for everybody. They should be, but they just aren't.
Jack Sargent
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Is it? Try it like this. Suppose you were starving to death.
Jack Sargent
Yes.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
And you didn't have any food and you didn't have any money. And there was some loaves of bread out in front of a market and the man's back was turned. Would you swipe one?
Jack Sargent
You bet I would.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, that's because you're honest. You see, I'd have a six course dinner at the restaurant across the street. Then I'd say I'd forgotten my purse. You get the difference? Yeah.
Jack Sargent
I think your way is smarter.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, sure, sure. We're smart. We're very smart.
Jack Sargent
Well, if we're all finished. Waiter, check please.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Right away, sir.
Jack Sargent
Well, Ms. Leander, I've got a couple of bucks extra. I don't need enough for a room anyway. And a thanks.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Thanks a lot.
Jack Sargent
You're checked, sir. Oh, here you are. Oh, will you ask the band to play My Indiana Home?
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Yes, sir.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Why do you want them to play that?
Jack Sargent
Because that's where I'm going.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No. Are you a Hoosier?
Jack Sargent
Yeah. Wabash, Indiana. That is a farm just outside of Wabash.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Wabash, Indiana. No wonder I liked you. I'm from Eltonville.
Jack Sargent
No, that's only about 50 miles from.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes, sir.
Jack Sargent
Well, I'll be done. And we had to come here and meet like this.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Funny, isn't it? So you're going back home, huh?
Jack Sargent
Yeah. Yeah, I go home every Christmas.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You do, huh? Gee, that's great.
Jack Sargent
My mother still runs the farm. She does all right, too. Raises partridge, Wyandottes, Poland, China.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, we never had anything that swell.
Jack Sargent
We never did either, till lately. How long since you've been home?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Never.
Jack Sargent
Why?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I ran away.
Jack Sargent
Oh, Well, I don't know what the circumstances were.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Of course, not so hot.
Jack Sargent
Well, time takes care of those things. Do they write to you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I got a letter from my mother when my father died.
Jack Sargent
Oh, your mother's alive then?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I hope so. That song, it's. It's awful pretty, isn't it? Kind of does things to you.
Jack Sargent
Say, look how Would you like to go home for Christmas?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
What?
Jack Sargent
I mean it. I could drop you off at your place and pick you up on my way back home.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, gee, I don't know.
Jack Sargent
Come on. It'll do you good. What do you say?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, all right. Unless. Aren't you afraid?
Jack Sargent
Afraid of what?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
How it might look. Rising young district attorney and me.
Jack Sargent
I didn't think of it.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Say, you never think of anything wrong, do you? That's what makes you such a swell guy.
Announcer
Our stars, Gene Arthur and Fred McMurray will be back in just a moment for Act 2 of Remember the Night. Now listen a minute with Sally and me. Do you remember how to the strains of that well loved music Familiar things came alive on Christmas Eve. How the wooden soldiers marched in the toy shop Sugar Plum Fairy danced If
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
things only could come alive at Christmas time. It might solve a lot of problems for girls like Anne. For instance, Ann's pretty. You'd think she'd be popular. But here it's two days before Christmas and she's crying herself to sleep because she hasn't a date for New Year's Eve. And she's not been asked to as many holiday parties as the other girls. Now, if only the lacy pink silk slip across the back of the chair in Anne's room. Could talk like this.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Anne, we're. What's wrong. We under things people notice. If we're not always fresh and dainty, you mustn't take chances. We need to be luxed every night. Then you'd really be just as sweet and pretty and dainty as you look.
Announcer
It's so foolish to take chances with a thing as important as daintiness.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, girls who do are apt to find themselves left out of things, missing out on romance.
Announcer
But Lux girls know what fun the holiday whirl can be.
Jack Sargent
You're wonderful. Where have you been all my life?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Same old line. But isn't it fun to hear it? Luxe girls do. And it's easy to be a luxe girl. Easy to avoid offending by luxing under things every night. Dresses, blouses and sweaters.
Announcer
Often new quick luxe gives you suds so fast. Rich, gentle suds that just float away. Perspiration yet keep fabrics and colors new looking longer. Lux is safe for anything. Safe in water alone. And it's so thrifty. A little goes so far. Get the generous big box of new quick lux first thing tomorrow morning. It comes in the same familiar package. It costs you no more. And one big box of luxe flakes will do under things every night for weeks and weeks now, our producer, Mr. DeMille.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Act two of Remember the Night. Starring Gene Arthur as Lee leander and Fred McMurray as Jack Sargent. With Beulah Bundy as Jack's mother.
Jack Sargent
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Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Handwritten.
Jack Sargent
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Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Westward along the snow banked highways from New York, more than 20 hours of steady driving have brought Lee Leander and Jack Sargent to Eltonville, Indiana and the front gate of Lee's former home. A bright moon softens the outline of the ramshackle house that stands cold and dark on the outskirts of town. From within the house comes the warning wail of a dog as Jack swings the car up to the sagging front porch.
Jack Sargent
This is it, huh? All out. End of the line.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, please, let's wait till. My mother might not even live here anymore.
Jack Sargent
Come on now, don't be so nervous.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, will you. Will you go in with me?
Jack Sargent
Sure, I'll go in with you. Come on, I've got your bag.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You see that tree?
Jack Sargent
Yeah.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I fell out of it when I was 12. See from that branch right up there. Landed on my head too.
Jack Sargent
That's a better gag than hypnotism. Your lawyer should have used that. Come on. I'll smile. Here we are.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Gee, I didn't mean to knock so loud. Oh, that sounds like Mickey barking. Oh, no, but it couldn't be. Here's somebody coming.
Jack Sargent
Yeah. Now look, I'll pick you up on New Year's Day in the afternoon. Don't forget.
Tommy O'Leary
No.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Gee, you've been sweet.
Tommy O'Leary
Will you shut up? Yes.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Doesn't Mrs. Malone live here?
Jack Sargent
I guess you want my wife.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, I didn't know.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Who is it, Henry? Somebody want me?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Mama. Hello, Mama. Merry Christmas. Well, well, don't you know me?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Come in.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
This is. This is Mr.
Jack Sargent
Sergeant. How do you do?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Sit down.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, you're. You're looking fine, Mama.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
What'd you come here for? What do you want?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I don't want anything. It was just Christmas and Mr. Sargent happened to be driving past here.
Jack Sargent
You see, I live in Wabash. I knew you'd be glad if she.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Glad? Why should I be glad? Good riddance to bad rubbish I said the day she left.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, Mama, please. Mr. Sargent.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Just like her father, she was always laughing at serious things. Never doing what she's told till she winds up stealing. Stealing my mission. Money. Money I'd put by with a sweat
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
of my brow, that's what. I didn't steal it. I told you a thousand times. I only borrowed it. I was going to pay you back.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
But you didn't pay me back, did you? And you never paid me back.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
How could I after you call me a thief in front of the whole town? Nobody'd give me a job.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
And you left here the great lady. We weren't good enough for you. A decent home, a hard working mother and a crook for a daughter.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, mom.
Jack Sargent
Look, Lee, I don't want to tear you away, but we still have 50 miles to go.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh.
Jack Sargent
Are you ready?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, yes.
Jack Sargent
It's been very interesting to meet you, Mrs.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
The name doesn't concern you.
Jack Sargent
It most certainly does not. Come on, kid.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I'd forgotten how much that woman hates me. And how much I hate her. It's a terrible thing to say, isn't it?
Jack Sargent
No.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
But ever since I was little, she was always so right. And I was always so wrong. Thanks for. For getting me out. I'll stay anywhere. Any old place will do. Fun. Far enough away from her.
Jack Sargent
No. Take it easy.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I wish I'd broken my neck when I fell out of that tree.
Jack Sargent
It's a little too late to think about that now, isn't it?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You won't make me stay in Eltonville, will you? You'll find me a room somewhere else?
Jack Sargent
Sure.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Any old dump will do.
Jack Sargent
That's just what you're going to get. It's got only one window and the mattress is stuffed with rocks. And it's got a painting of the cross eyedest old guy you ever saw in your life.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
How do you know?
Jack Sargent
How do I know what? That my grandfather was cross eyed.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You mean you're taking me home with you?
Jack Sargent
Why not? Oh, no, the guy says. Come on. Stop it. Stop it.
Tommy O'Leary
Hey.
Jack Sargent
Anyone home?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
John.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
John.
Jack Sargent
Hello, mother.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, my boy.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
My boy.
Jack Sargent
Oh gosh, Mother, it's Good to see you.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, my dear. I can't believe you're here at last.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, John.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Sorry.
Jack Sargent
Hello, Auntie. How about a kiss?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, I do declare. I'm glad you're here. If only to stop your mother from taking leave of her senses. Boy, I'll say hello, John. Welcome home.
Jack Sargent
How are you, Willie? The girl still chasing you?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
What made you so late, dear? We thought you'd be here by six at least.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Hey, who's that in the front seat?
Tommy O'Leary
John.
Jack Sargent
Oh, I'm sorry. Mother, this is Ms. Lelander. She's come to spend Christmas with us.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
How do you do?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, how nice. I'm glad to know you, my dear.
Jack Sargent
This is my Aunt Emmy. She knows more about flannel cakes than the guy who invented them.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Hello. I'm right pleased to meet you, Ms. Leander.
Jack Sargent
And this is Willie Sims, a hired boy. He's crazy about the girls, and the girls have. Well, this is Willie Sims, please.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I'm pleased to meet you. Hello. I hope I won't be too much trouble, Mrs. Sargent.
Tommy O'Leary
Trouble?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Why, bless your child. It's a joy to have you here.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No trouble at all. Sure right not to speak.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Come along, child. You must be near freezing to death. And here we are cackling. Emmy, did you leave those cookies in the oven?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Cheaper scrapers.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Come along now, everyone. This way, Ms. Leander.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Thanks. Oh, boy, John, ain't she a pizzarino?
Jack Sargent
Who?
Tommy O'Leary
Oh, hot dog.
Jack Sargent
Come on, grab a grip, Willie. I want to thaw it in a hurry.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Go on, John, don't stop. Play that other piece you used to do so good.
Jack Sargent
No, I can't remember it, Mother.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, try, dear.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Don't you think he plays nice, Ms. Leander?
Jack Sargent
You don't have to answer that. I had $14 worth of piano lessons one time and they've never forgotten it.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Willie, hand me that popcorn. We gotta have it all strung for the tree tomorrow night.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Here you are.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Here you can help me. You ain't done a thing all evening. Didn't I help Ms. Leander with the dinner dishes?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Should have done those yourself, Willie. Miss Leander's a guest.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, I like doing them, Mrs. Sargent. I've lived in hotels and places so long, I haven't been around a house as much as I'd like. Your folks dead.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Willie, be quiet.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, I don't mind. My father's. My mother's remarried.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, that's too bad, dear. I always say it's so hard on the children.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
It.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
It just isn't the same with a new parent.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
John, just one more Piece?
Jack Sargent
No, that's all till next year, Aunt Emmy.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, dear.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I'll play a piece if you want.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, that'd be fine.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Can you play? Well, I used to play little. What would you all like?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
It doesn't make any difference.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I can sing Silent Nights now, Willie. Well, I can Silent Night. I think I remember it.
Jack Sargent
Well. Let's all sing it.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Go ahead, Miss Leander.
Jack Sargent
Silent night Holy night Holy calm all
Tommy O'Leary
is bright from young Virgin Mother and
Jack Sargent
child Holy in them so tender and wild Sleep in heavenly be Sleep in Heavenly.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, son, time for bed. Oh, gracious, the evening's gone fast. The rest went up long ago.
Jack Sargent
Mother, wait. There's one thing you must be curious about.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
What, dear?
Jack Sargent
Miss Leander. Yes, I. I don't know whether to tell you this or not, but I don't like to bring somebody under your roof without you knowing exactly who she is.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, John, I think I can guess.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Huh?
Jack Sargent
Oh, no, no, not at all. This young woman isn't even a friend of mine.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, she certainly should be. I think she's charming.
Jack Sargent
She is charming, Mother.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
She reminds me of your father's cousin, Winifred. I was saying to Emmy today.
Jack Sargent
Wait a minute, Mother. The girl's a crook. I'm going to put her in jail when we get back to New York.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
What?
Jack Sargent
But in the meanwhile, she had no place to go for Christmas.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Why, the poor lamb. You'll do no such thing, John Sargent. Why, that girl's as honest as all outdoors. I can tell by just looking at her face. If she did take some little thing, well, I'm sure it was entirely by mistake. She's probably a hypochondriac.
Jack Sargent
She might be at that.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Mother, she hasn't really taken things now, has she, dear? You're just making a bad joke, aren't you?
Jack Sargent
No, Mother. And I'm afraid this isn't even her first offense. But that doesn't mean she wasn't unhappy and lonely and a human being like the rest of us.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Well, the poor thing probably didn't get enough love as a child. Do you remember how bad you were? Well, you weren't really bad. But do you remember the time you took my egg money I was going to get a new dress with? And then how hard you worked to pay it back?
Jack Sargent
When you understood, you made me understand.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
No, dear. It was love that made you understand. Well, I do hope she enjoys her stay here. Do you think we ought to lock up the silver?
Jack Sargent
No, I don't think it's necessary.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Good night, Son.
Jack Sargent
Good night, Mother.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Look at all that presents y' all beautifully. Look at this present. And, my dear, I've never seen so many presents in all my life.
Jack Sargent
Here's another one for you, Mother.
Announcer
For me?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
We always open our presents on Christmas Eve, Miss Leander. Ever since John grew up.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, John, another bottle of perfume. Ecstasy, too. Well, I haven't even started on that bottle of ecstasy you gave me last year.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Lucy.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
What?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh. Oh.
Jack Sargent
Oh, gee, we've got all our stuff open and. Well, I'm sorry about the present situation, Miss Leander. If we'd only known sooner.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
But, John, there's some presents for Miss Leander over there on the sofa.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Of course, Jack, you must have forgotten. Oh.
Jack Sargent
Oh, well, I guess you can always trust Santa Claus. Three packages, Ms. Leander. Merry Christmas.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, no. Oh, you. You shouldn't have gone to all that trouble. Open them up now, dear. Oh, what a lovely pin cushion. Oh, it's so pretty.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Nothing at all. Just scraps and things I've been collecting for years.
Jack Sargent
Here's the next one. A very Merry Christmas to Ms. Leander from Jack's Aunt Emma.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, Stockings. Oh, thank you so much. Bed socks. Not so fancy, but wonderful on a cold night for a spinster lady. Oh, it's awfully sweet of you all.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Here's another, Miss Leander.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Not really.
Jack Sargent
Who's that from? Willie?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
It's from you, you big dunce. Can't you remember anything?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Gracious sakes, Jack, keep quiet. Perfume. Oh, thank you.
Jack Sargent
Oh, it's nothing. Just a bottle of perfume.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
And ecstasy, too.
Jack Sargent
Yeah, that's right.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, you're all much too kind. I. I don't think I've ever met anyone so thoughtful.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, nonsense, child. We're so happy to have you and so anxious for you to enjoy your stay. Of course, there isn't much to do here, except tonight we're having a caroling party. And Thursday's the Charity Bazaar. And we have a treasure hunt on Friday. And then we start resting up for New Year's Eve.
Jack Sargent
That's all there is. You know, farmers, wives don't die of boredom anymore. They die of heart failure.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Emmy, I do declare, this is the best caroling we've ever had.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes, they look nice together, don't they? Whom? Jack and Miss Leander. Like they was made for each other.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Now, if you're hinting that John's in love with her. Well, he isn't, Emmy.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Fiddlesticks, Lucy. Fiddlesticks. She's in love with him, too.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
I tell you, they're not. You don't know anything about these Things, Emmy, they're not in love. They just can't be.
Tommy O'Leary
O come let us adore Him O come let us adore him O come let us adore him Christ
Jack Sargent
the Lord. You tired, Lee?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, no, it's wonderful.
Jack Sargent
Well, just the same, we better get along home. We've got a long week ahead.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Long? I imagine it's going to seem pretty short.
Tommy O'Leary
Helka way, folks. Stay right in the hall. It'll be New Year's in just about a minute.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
It's almost over, isn't it?
Jack Sargent
Yeah, it's almost over.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
The second will be one day nearer the second.
Jack Sargent
Oh, you mean that second when my
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
case comes up again.
Jack Sargent
Yeah. I hadn't thought of it.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I have. But you've all been so sweet. No matter what happens after we get back, it won't matter so much. I have some wonderful memories.
Jack Sargent
So will I.
Tommy O'Leary
Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honor to wish you all a very happy New Year.
Jack Sargent
Happy New Year, Lee.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Happy New Year, Jack.
Jack Sargent
You know, it's an old fashioned custom, but people always kiss each other. Well, at this time I know it. Well, what am I waiting for?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I don't know. Why are you? Just a minute. Oh, Mrs. Sargent.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
I'm sorry to disturb you, Ms. Leander, but you'll be in such a rush in the morning.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, you're not disturbing me. Come in.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Thank you. First of all, I want you to know how glad we are to have had you here and how much I hope you've enjoyed your stay.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, you'll never know how much.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
And then, well, I want you to know how sorry I am you're in trouble and how much I hope it'll all come out all right.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, I. I didn't know you knew about that.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Oh, you poor child. You can be sure I never would have mentioned it now, only. Well, has Jack ever told you anything about his childhood?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Why?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
We were very poor after my husband died. In fact, we had nothing. Jack had to do the chores before school and after. And then after the chores, he studied in the evening so he could go to Colle. And then he had to work his way through college and through law school. Oh, I don't mean there's anything unusual about it. I'm only trying to tell you that he worked very hard to get where he is. Very, very hard. And he's my son and I wouldn't want anything or anyone to spoil it for him now.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I see. But I don't see why anything should spoil it for him, do you? He's in love with you. Oh, but he isn't in love with me. He's never had any more interest in me than some panhandler he'd buy a meal for.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Are you sure?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Of course I'm sure.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
He kissed you tonight.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well. Well, I'm not ugly. Oh, he might have had a little fever for me, but it isn't going any further. Hasn't been any place either.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
I see.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
He's no fool. Even if he was, I wouldn't hurt him, or you or Aunt Emmy or even Willie.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Thank you, my dear, and good night. But you do love him, don't you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I'm afraid so.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
I knew you did. Good night, my dear.
Announcer
We pause now for station identification.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
This is the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Announcer
After a brief intermission, Mr. Demille presents act 3 of remember the night, starring gene arthur and fred mcmurray.
Jack Sargent
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Announcer
But now let's look ahead to that magic moment on Christmas Eve. When the Christmas tree stands fragrant in the corner. A star gleams at the top.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
And now, John, let's turn on the tree lights. Oh.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, Mommy, it's beautiful. Beautiful. Just like a tree in the fairy story, covered with snow that doesn't ever melt.
Announcer
Yes, a fairy tale tree with frosty snow on its branches. Snow that will stay white and lovely right in your living room for the whole holiday season. Because it's made from the same pure white luxe flakes that you use for washing all your pretty things. It's so easy to make this luxe snow. Here's what you do. Empty a large box of luxe flakes into a big bowl. Gradually add to it 2 cups of warm water, beating the mixture with an egg beater until it looks like rich whipped cream.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Then you pick it right up in your hands and spread it along the branches with your fingers so it looks just like real snow.
Announcer
If you like, you can sprinkle some shiny artificial snow on top of the lux snow while it's still damp so it will catch the light.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
We put some of the lux snow on the reeds in our windows too. And I made a stunning centerpiece for our table. Pine branches covered with lux snow in a low vase and hung with tiny ornaments we hadn't used on the tree. It makes our dining room look so Christmassy.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, Mommy. Let's put some snow branches on the Table in the front hall.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
I think that would be lovely.
Announcer
Particularly lovely if they're in front of a mirror so you can see their reflection too. Now, remember, to make luxe snow for your tree or table decorations. Use two cups of warm water to each large box of luxe flakes. Beat the mixture with an egg beater until it looks like thick whipped cream. Then spread it with your fingers along the branches. Be sure to get the large size box of luxe flakes and ask your dealer for printed directions for making lux snow. Now Mr. DeMille returns to the microphone.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
The curtain rises on the third act of Remember the Night. The holidays are over and Jack's Sargent is taking Lee back to New York to stand trial for robbery. The road takes them across the border into Canada. There, Jack brings the car to a sudden stop.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
What's the idea of stopping?
Jack Sargent
Lee, do you know where we are?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Of course. We're in Canada.
Jack Sargent
No, you don't get it. Look, this is Canada. Over there's the United States.
Announcer
Stay here.
Jack Sargent
Don't go back.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Stop talking nonsense.
Jack Sargent
It is nonsense. I'm not a policeman. I can't make you go.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Is your conscience gnawing at you?
Jack Sargent
What do you think it was when I got bail for you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, that seems like 80 years ago. I didn't even know you were against me. Oh, I knew you were supposed to be trying to put me in jail. But you were so gentle about it.
Jack Sargent
Yeah, that's part of the technique. If you don't treat a woman with kid gloves, every man in the jury wants to punch you on the nose. And you have to handle a jury with kid gloves, too, or you'll get it right in the verdict. You know, it's very hard to put a woman in jail, no matter what she's done. I'm supposed to be kind of a specialist at it.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, no, you're not.
Jack Sargent
Sure, I am.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You're just trying to make me hate you so you won't feel too bad when you give me the business, aren't you? No.
Jack Sargent
Are you going to stay in Canada?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
A fine district attorney you are, telling me to jump bail.
Jack Sargent
You know I love you, don't you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Don't say that.
Jack Sargent
And you love me?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No.
Jack Sargent
I suppose that's why you've looked at me the way you have and kissed me the way you did. And why your hand has always found mine and mine has always found yours. When they were anywhere near each other.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Jack, don't be a fool. You've got to remember how hard you've worked to get where you are. You've got to think of the hours and the days and the years you spent getting through college.
Jack Sargent
Your mother's been talking to you.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Why shouldn't she? She's got everything to be proud of. And you've got to be proud and think about it too. Instead of telling people to jump bail and falling for the first pair of pretty eyes.
Jack Sargent
Lee, I love you. Oh, Jack, I love you.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Darling, it'll be awful hard to lose you.
Jack Sargent
You know what I wish?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
What?
Jack Sargent
I wish the case was over and you'd been acquitted.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Then you shouldn't have had it postponed.
Jack Sargent
Well, that's true. But if I hadn't, I'd never have met you.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
That's true.
Jack Sargent
So the case is dismissed and you've been acquitted. Knockwood and I pull out a marriage license.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, gee.
Jack Sargent
And we march right into the judge's chambers and have him marry us.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You know you're talking like a madman, don't you?
Jack Sargent
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Come on, let's go.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Jack.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
The courtroom's less than a block away. Or don't you care if the jury and the rest of them see you with me?
Jack Sargent
So I'm not good enough to be seen with you, huh? You don't love me anymore.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I never loved you.
Jack Sargent
Aha. Were you just toying with me then?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, shut up.
Jack Sargent
You'll have to develop more courtesy and respect for your future husband, or I shall fall back in strong measures. A woman, a dog, a hickory tree. The better you beat them, the better they be.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I'll quit.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Will you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I can't argue with you. Imagine being married to a man who argues for a living. But you know all this isn't right. Can't you see the papers? District attorney marries girl crook. I'd only hurt you, Jack.
Jack Sargent
Yeah, but you won't be a crook. You'll be acquitted.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
How do you know?
Jack Sargent
Well, I don't know, but I think you've got a good chance.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
You wouldn't do anything to make them acquit me, would you?
Jack Sargent
What could I do?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I don't know. But you could throw the case if you.
Jack Sargent
Listen, you're being charged by a judge and a jury. You're being tried by a judge and a jury. They know the facts and they speak for themselves. There's nothing I can do about it. Not a thing.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I hope there isn't. Be a fine thing, wouldn't it?
Jack Sargent
Now, don't worry. So long, darling. I'll see you in court.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
You may proceed, Mr. Sergeant.
Jack Sargent
Thank you, your honor. I will. If this jury will Let me. They've been mumbling to themselves all morning.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
I'll take care of the jury, Mr. Sargent.
Jack Sargent
Thank you. Now, Ms. Leander, I believe you have testified that you were hypnotized at the time you left the jewelry store and walked up Fifth Avenue, didn't you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I.
Jack Sargent
Did you or didn't you? Answer the question, Ms. Leander.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, my lawyer said so.
Jack Sargent
Oh, your lawyer said so. Are we to understand then that you and your lawyer do not agree as to exactly what happened?
Tommy O'Leary
Don't answer that question. Object, your honor. The question's entirely improper, and I ask it be stricken from the record. Sustained.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
The jury will disregard the question.
Jack Sargent
I was only trying to. Your honor. Those jurors are at it again. If they'd listen to the testimony rather than whispering among themselves.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Proceed with the case, please.
Jack Sargent
Well, you can't hear yourself think. Well, Ms. Leander, were you hypnotized or weren't you?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I suppose I.
Jack Sargent
We don't want your suppositions. We wanted to know whether or not you were hypnotized.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes.
Jack Sargent
Yes, what?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I guess I was hypnotized.
Jack Sargent
You guess you were hypnotized? First you supposed you were hypnotized. Now you guess you were. Kindly remember you're under oath. Do you know the penalty for perjury?
Tommy O'Leary
Object, your honor.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Sustained.
Jack Sargent
Tell me, Ms. Leander, just how many times have you been hypnotized by beautiful jewelry?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I. I guess quite a lot of times.
Jack Sargent
Did you hear, by any chance, Dr. Kineman's opinion concerning hypnotism?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, I. I'm trying to think.
Jack Sargent
I don't treat a woman with kid gloves. Every man on the jury wants to punch you on the nose.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh.
Jack Sargent
Will the witness please answer my question? And will the jury please stop mumbling?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Jack, you and you have to handle
Jack Sargent
a jury with kid gloves, too, or you'll get it right in the verdict.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
He's my son.
Jack Sargent
It's all right. It's all right, Ms. Leander. Just take all the time you want.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
He's worked so hard. I wouldn't want anything to spoil it for him now.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Well, Miss Leander, nothing must spoil it for him.
Jack Sargent
Well, Miss Leander, what is it? What is it?
Tommy O'Leary
Your honor, I object to the tactics being pursued by the district attorney. He's harrying the defendant.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No, no, wait, wait. I want to plead guilty.
Jack Sargent
Your honor, I don't believe this young woman is. Well, I request a five minute recess.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I want to plead guilty.
Tommy O'Leary
Your honor, it must be perfectly.
Jack Sargent
Your honor, a few minutes recess. She's obviously not responsible for what she's saying.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Why do you wish to plead guilty?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Because I am guilty. You see, when you work hard for something and promises are made, you just can't toss it away, no matter what.
Tommy O'Leary
Your honor, it must be perfectly clear now that this is not normal behavior.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Perfectly clear, of course.
Jack Sargent
And the state has no desire to take advantage of a temporary operation.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
There isn't anything temporary about this, your Honor. You can see I'm in my right mind. I plead guilty.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
You leave me no other alternative. The court at this time will fix January 7th at 10am as the day for passing sentence. The prisoner is remanded to the city jail. The jury is dismissed.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Mr. Sergeant to see you, Ms. Leander.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
All right.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
This way, Mr. Sergeant. Ten minutes.
Jack Sargent
Thanks.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Hello.
Jack Sargent
Do you know what you've done?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes.
Jack Sargent
Do you know it can't be undone?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes.
Jack Sargent
You understand there's no appeal. Nothing but jail.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
How long will I get?
Jack Sargent
How do I know? Maybe not very long. But if you'd kept your trap shut, you wouldn't be in here at all.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
There wasn't anything else to do. You're so strong and you argue so well. And I love you so much.
Jack Sargent
Yeah. You certainly proved that.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
I'd always do what you wanted, even if it wasn't good for you. I'd never have a chance against you. You'd never have a chance with me. Like just now when you were trying to lose the case. Aren't you ashamed?
Jack Sargent
Stop it. Oh, I know what you were trying to do. Save little Jackie's career from the bad, bad woman. Don't you think I'm the best judge of what's good for me? And ahora mascolos ye vacada proyecto al sigente niver ahora quince porciento nuna selection de puertas entradas interiores personalizadas, ademas ao centado. Best thing that's ever happened to you. Financially. Go easy. Sold my car on Carvana. Amazing offer, really. I hit 200 on the scratcher. Did the scratcher come to your house and hand you a check? No. How many scratchers did you hit to get that? I hit a button on Carvana.com once.
Tommy O'Leary
Okay.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
That's fair.
Jack Sargent
It's like the lottery, except you always win. Not like the lottery at all, actually. Exactly. Inexplicably good offers worth bragging about. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick up fees may apply. What I want most in this world?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
No.
Jack Sargent
And while you were making your big gesture, did you stop to think how much you'd be hurting me. Do you think I'll stop loving you Just because they lock you up with a bunch of hoodlums and hop heads
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
for the next few years, I'm not much better.
Jack Sargent
Well, you. You were good enough for me.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Will you come and see me?
Jack Sargent
Come and see you? I'm going to send for the judge and marry you right this minute.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, no, thanks, but. But if you still wanted me afterwards, you'd be a sucker if you did. But if you did, it wouldn't be the same. I'd be all square and you'd have plenty of time to think things over.
Jack Sargent
I don't have to think, Lee. I'll be waiting for you. No matter how long it is, I'll be waiting.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Jack. Will you stand beside me and hold my hand when I'm sentenced?
Jack Sargent
You know I will.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Then I won't be afraid. It'll be kind of like a marriage at that, won't it? You see, the other part won't be so bad or so long. With your voice always in my ear. Your smile always before my eyes. And the feel of your hand always in mine. Lee, I love you so. I love you so.
Announcer
Mr. DeMille will bring our stars back to the microphone in just a moment for their curtain calls. And now it's nearly time to trim the trees. To light the Christmas candles. And hang the Christmas stocking by the chimney with care. Well, here's hoping Santa tucks into them the very things that you want the most. We've learned that one of the things most of you ladies want the most to find tucked in your Christmas stocking is stockings. And if you're lucky and Christmas brings you some precious silks and nylons, you'll treasure them. I know. That means giving them the care. Over 90% of the makers of stockings recommend luxe flakes nightly. Luxing saves the elasticity that keeps filmy stockings from breaking into runs so easily. Helps them fit better, too. You know, it's downright extravagant to risk cake, soap, rubbing or soaps with harmful alkali. These weaken elasticity and runs pop sooner. And now, for this Christmas, lots of luck to you. And for your precious stockings, lots of lux. Now here's Mr. DeMille with our stars.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Our stars are in the spotlight again as they take a curtain call. And those special guests we told you about, Bob Hope and Rita Hayworth, will join us in a moment. But right now we give our best Grade A salute. To Gene Arthur and Fred McMurray.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Thank you, Mr. DeMille. And may I be the first to wish you and your audience a Merry Christmas.
Jack Sargent
I'll second that wish, CB the same to you.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
And I know I speak for our audience.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
There's something else that goes with this season of the year that I hope no one will forget. I mean, the Red Cross.
Jack Sargent
American women have always been generous with their time in helping the Red Cross. But there's a special job for the men now. CB that five letter word money that'll stand.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Repeating, Fred. The Red cross needs money.
Jack Sargent
$50 million to be exact, for the special war relief fund.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
We all know the need is great, but it must be impressed on us that the time is short. So I hope that everyone will give as much and as soon as they can.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
America has never failed the Red Cross yet, Jean. It won't fail them now. But besides Money, from what Mrs. DeMille tells me, every local chapter needs help from every woman.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Yes, there's a mountain of work to be done. And the place to volunteer for it is at your local Red Cross headquarters.
Jack Sargent
Well, I guess everybody is wondering what happened to Bob Hope and Rita Hayworth.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Where are they, CB Right over there, standing on the wings. Come on out, Bob and Rita.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Hello, Everybody.
Tommy O'Leary
Hello.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Knit 2, Pearl 2.
Jack Sargent
Knit 2, Pearl 2. What goes on here, Bob? Well, I've been listening to Gene Arthur
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
talk about the Red Cross, so I'm knitting a sock.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
One sock?
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
What for?
Jack Sargent
That's where WC Feels he wants something to wear over his nose during blackouts.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Seriously, I want to tell all of you how much I enjoyed the play tonight.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Thank you, Rita. And we have a very pleasant assignment ahead of us right now. Suppose you explain it, Mr. DeMille.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Gladly. The Hollywood News photographers have asked us to give Bob and Rita an award on their behalf.
Tommy O'Leary
Photographers?
Jack Sargent
Oh, that must be a beauty contest.
Tommy O'Leary
Yes, Rita is lovely.
Announcer
Lovely.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
And I presume they finally saw me in Technicolor. Technicolor? Yes. Yes. Your new picture, LA Purchase is in Technicolor, isn't it? Well, I guess Paramount figured they had to do something, but. But Columbia didn't have to worry about Rita Hayworth. No, this is not an award for your beauty, Bob. Believe it or not.
Jack Sargent
The truth is, Bob, that Hollywood News reporters have picked you and Rita as the most photo generous people of the year in Hollywood.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
And they. They've sent over these silver trophies and asked Gene and Fred and me to present them to you tonight. Naturally, we feel very proud of that. We all know that Hollywood news photographers have helped many young players along the road to stardom. And so, an award from Them is a coveted honor on behalf of all these cameramen. To you, Bob, and to you, Rita, we offer congratulations on your photo generosity.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Thank you very much, Mr. DeMille.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Isn't that lovely?
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
It's so pretty and bright.
Tommy O'Leary
Yes, and you can always keep it bright with pepsidans.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Yeah. Bob, remember where you are, okay?
Tommy O'Leary
Okay, Rita, you can use a little
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Lux on it too.
Tommy O'Leary
Don't.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Don't soft soap me, Bob. Don't soft soap me just because we're expecting great things from you next week. You see, ladies and gentlemen, next Monday night the stars of the Lux Radio Theater will be Bob Hope and Hedy Lamar.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Oh, fine, Bob. What's the play?
Jack Sargent
The Bride Came Cod, Gene.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
It's adapted from the Warner Brothers picture the story of an aviator who kidnaps an heiress. That's Bob Hope kidnapping Hedy Lamar.
Tommy O'Leary
Don't wake me up. Let me dream. Well, we'll see you next week.
Jack Sargent
Oh, sounds like a great comedy, CB Good night.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Good night.
Jack Sargent
Gee, this award makes me feel so good.
Tommy O'Leary
I want to invite all of you to come with me as my guest for the evening.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
No, no, no, thanks, Bob. We've already seen nothing but the truth.
Lee Leander / Anna Rose Malone
Good night.
Mrs. Sargent / Mother
Good night.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Remember the night. Made this a night to remember. On this Monday night every year we've brought you the Christmas greetings of this theatre and the sincere good wishes of our sponsor. We do so again this year. For although these are serious times, that doesn't mean that America won't celebrate Christmas. The very first meaning of this sacred season is a promise of new hope and a new day to come. And so, on this 22nd night of December in 1941America looks with confidence to the day when right shall triumph and peace on earth shall reign again. Our sponsors, the makers of Lux Flakes join me in inviting you to be with us again next Monday night when the Lux Radio Theater presents Hedy Lamar and Bob Hope in the bride came Cod. This is Cecil B. DeMille saying good night to you from Hollywood.
Announcer
Ted McMurray is currently seen in the Paramount picture New Yorktown. The picture, Remember the Night, was based on an original screenplay by Preston Sturges who recently wrote and directed Sullivan's Travels. Bob Hope's new Paramount picture is Louisiana Purchase. Rita Hayworth is currently starring with Fred Astaire in youn'll Never Get Rich and is working in the 20th Century Fox picture, My Gal.
Narrator / Cecil B. DeMille
Sal.
Announcer
Beulah Bondi is now appearing in the Warner Brothers picture, One Foot in Heaven. Heard in tonight's play were Verna Felton as Aunt Emma Felix Valli as Willie, Arthur Q. Bryan as o', Leary, Griff Barnett as Judge Buck woods as Rufus and Warren Ash, Bea Bennett Erit, Edward Marr, Edwin Max, Lee Millar, Charles Seal, Bernard Zandal and Audrey Reynolds. Tune in next Monday night to hear Bob Hope and Hedy Lamarr in the Bride Came Cod. Our music was directed by Louis Silvers and your announcer has been Melville ruins. This is the Colombia Broadcasting System.
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Date: June 30, 2026
Episode Description: A broadcast of the classic Lux Radio Theatre adaptation of "Remember the Night" (original film by Preston Sturges), starring Jean Arthur and Fred MacMurray, with special appearances by Bob Hope and Rita Hayworth. The story unfolds during Christmas, blending romance, humor, and heartfelt Americana.
This episode immerses listeners in a Golden Age radio adaptation of the film "Remember the Night," presented by Cecil B. DeMille for Lux Radio Theatre. The main theme revolves around compassion, redemption, and the warmth and complexities of home during the holidays. The story follows Lee Leander, a repeat offender arrested for theft, and Jack Sargent, the district attorney assigned to her case. Through an unexpected holiday journey together, the two discover love, the importance of family, and personal transformation.
| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------|:-------------:| | Opening and DeMille’s Introduction | 00:53–03:22 | | The Theft and Arrest | 03:22–04:20 | | Courtroom Banter and Delay for Holidays | 06:01–10:13 | | Jack Arranges Lee’s Bail | 12:08–16:51 | | Lee’s Return to Her Mother | 24:04–27:25 | | Welcomed into Jack’s Family | 28:15–37:07 | | Christmas & New Year, Love Deepens | 37:41–41:34 | | Back to New York, Border Confession | 44:54–47:45 | | Courtroom Climax and Plea | 48:56–51:31 | | Jack and Lee’s Farewell | 52:02–54:41 | | Curtain Call and Special Guests | 56:34–61:18 | | Final Messages and Show Close | 61:18–end |