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A Crime Letter from Dan Dodge.
Dan Dodge, portrayed by motion picture and Stage star Myron McCormick. Dan Dodge, the most daring private eye, reveals to you his most private crime letter.
Susie
Daniel D. Dodge, Ltd. Are you answering.
Dan Dodge
The phone or announcing a train?
Susie
Oh, it's you, Dan. I'm sorry. It's a Sherlock Holmes influence.
Dan Dodge
Sherlock Holmes? That's fly by night.
Susie
Don't say that, Dan. I just took the book back to the library. Anyway, I've decided once again that you and not Sherlock are the world's greatest detectives.
Dan Dodge
You're not just pouring Doyle on the troubled water?
Susie
Oh, cross my heart. Did you solve it, Dan? Did you figure it out?
Dan Dodge
It was elementary.
Susie
Your logic is relentless, Dan.
Dan Dodge
You know my methods, little prom girl. Open the notebook, poise the pencil. I'll be by before you can say Sherlock Holmes with a report he would have entitled the Case of the Clever Corpse or the Matter of the Murderous Diary, or the Affair of the Sinister Snapshot, but which you and I will refer to sensibly as the Runaway Redhead. Cable.
There's no police like home.
Susie
Is that you, dan?
Dan Dodge
Who else?
Susie
Dr. Watson just called.
Dan Dodge
Oh, my dear Watson. What did he say?
Susie
Well, he's quite shocked, of course, but he did say you were amazing, and I agree, of course.
Dan Dodge
Of course.
Susie
Really, Dan, who would have believed it?
Dan Dodge
Careful, careful. Don't give the plot away. Are you prepared for action, woman?
Susie
Yes, sir. Pencil, sir? Notebook, Sir?
Dan Dodge
At ease. 2 Dr. John Watson copy 2 detectives with dear Watson. It was the quiet, drizzly afternoon that Daniel D. Dodge, Ltd. The only sounds in the office were sizzling sputters in two different keys, one from a steam radiator and the other from my effervescent secretary, who was curled up in a corner with a book.
Susie
Sam, listen to this. Sherlock Holmes eyed the visitor narrowly, then before the man could speak, said, beyond the obvious fact, sir, that you've done manual labors take stuff, are a Free Nation. Have been in China and have done a considerable amount of writing lately. I know nothing about you.
Dan Dodge
Oh, not bad. How did he figure it out?
Susie
Observation in an amazing dam.
Dan Dodge
Oh, I don't know.
Susie
You ought to read some of this. It might help you.
Dan Dodge
I beg your pardon, Mr. Deutsch? That's right. Sorry to intrude. I realize, sir, that I am a complete stranger to you. But you are, sir. Beyond the obvious fact that you're a medical man. A bachelor, born and raised near Edinburgh, served in the British army for 10 years, moved to St. Louis a few years ago and are here in New York in search of a missing niece. Beyond that, I know nothing about you.
Susie
Dad, how did you ever.
Dan Dodge
My good man, you amaze me. I never met you in my life. Elementary, elementary. The trained eye not only sees, but observes. This way, Doctor. Thank you.
Susie
I'll get it. Daniel D. Dodd's Detective Agency. Hello, Carr? No, this is the office of Daniel D. Dodd. Oh, that is a car. These little guys are so confusing, aren't they? Well, I. I was just calling my sister Cora. She had so much trouble with home permanence that I was going to tell her I had just had a prom and it turned out just so grand and was really so easy. Why the prom, too? Oh, sue you. Isn't it marvelous? No fussing with complicated directions. I just love it. I just got to try and get Cora Dale and tell her goodbye. Good luck.
What a radio commercial seed, mate.
Hello?
Dan Dodge
He doesn't have the luck.
And now back to the runaway redhead caper. A crime letter from Dan Dodd.
Susie
Stan, what are you doing here?
Dan Dodge
I'm about to dictate my report. And don't accuse me of kicking the format around. I realize I didn't call, but things went along swimmingly and it's all over.
Susie
That you've arrived at the solution.
Dan Dodge
Well, let's say I pulled up at third base. Riley can take it from there. We'll put the snapshot to the report.
Susie
Is this repeated? Everything down?
Dan Dodge
More or less.
Susie
Steve Wilkins. A boy, a girl and a boat. Dan, it's amazing how you can observe and deduce things from other things when. Well, I can't even.
Dan Dodge
Quick, Susie, the pencil ready.
Susie
All right, Dan, but how did you.
Dan Dodge
Dr. John Watson, Hotel Francis. Copied to Detective Lieutenant Riley. Dear Watson, because of your prior involvement with Riley and my own innate modesty, I am withdrawing from the case and placing a copy of this report.
Sus.
Susie.
Susie
Huh? I'm sorry, Dan.
Dan Dodge
What now?
Susie
I was observing. I was trying to make some Deductions from the picture.
Dan Dodge
Like you did later, sweetheart. Let's put it aside for now.
Susie
The girl is the outdoor masculine type, right?
Dan Dodge
You couldn't be wrong just because you're sitting on a rock out in the air.
Susie
It's not bad. She buttons her coat on the wrong side, huh? On the man's side.
Dan Dodge
That's right, guy. Well, we'll play some more after we finish the report. Dear Watson, because of your prior involvement with the.
Susie
I've got that, Dan.
Dan Dodge
You may go, Susie. Out for a cup of coffee? Anything? Here's a dime.
Susie
Oh, what's the matter, Dan? Did I say anything?
Dan Dodge
You did.
Susie
Oh, I'm sorry.
Dan Dodge
Never mind, dear. Just go. Leave me alone with my pictures.
Susie
You mean he isn't the masculine type?
Dan Dodge
Dan, go.
Susie
All right, Dan, but I'll be back.
Dan Dodge
Take your time. Find a triple feature somewhere.
Marine Exchange. This is Dan Dodge again. I just talked to you about the Norwegian motor ship Aurora. Oh, you're the one with the picture. Yeah, the, the processing outfit pulled a boner, printed it with a negative reverse. That means the Aurora was coming in, not going out. Well, that makes little difference. How much difference? I've got the report here. Laid up for repairs at Moore Dry Dock in Newport for six weeks. Came in on the 21st last month.
And there you are, Watson. As I said at the beginning, it was elementary. Period. Very truly yours.
Well?
Susie
Nothing.
Dan Dodge
Don't look so self satisfied.
Susie
Oh, well, after all, Dan, I did prove I have an analytical mind. I looked at the picture, I gathered in the facts and I made my deduction.
Dan Dodge
Very good. But don't get drunk with power.
Susie
Oh, don't worry, Dan. But now that it's all over, tell me, why did she button her coat on the wrong side?
Dan Dodge
That sounds more like my girl. What would you.
Susie
But you didn't answer my question.
Dan Dodge
Susie, the typewriter.
It's so good.
Susie
I made a mental note while I was typing, Dan.
Dan Dodge
Oh? What does it say?
Susie
Oh, a minor question, just one of those tiresome details that I, I thought you might have explained. Who took the picture?
Dan Dodge
Huh?
Susie
Well, Ginny and Ms. Sutherland were in it, Dan. Who took it?
Dan Dodge
Oh, well, it was one of those gimmicks on the camera. You pull a lever back, it runs quick and pretty soon it snaps itself. And that, sweetheart, is our last deduction for tonight.
Susie
But Dan, you still haven't explained why she buttoned her coat on the roof.
Dan Dodge
Sweetheart, we have a partnership, you and I. You with your flying fingers and me with my big flat feet. Let's keep it that way.
Susie
But aren't you ever gonna tell me?
Dan Dodge
I'm going home now. I'm going to have a nice shower and a tall drink. And then maybe I'll call you and we'll search the thing out together.
Susie
Well, all right. Good night, Dan.
Dan Dodge
Good night, sweetheart.
Be sure to join us next week at the same time for another transcribed crime letter from Dan Dodge, who says, the mystery of the African jungle. A murderous villain aboard a ship full of wild animals. A fabulous jewel, a beautiful woman. These are some of the ingredients in next week's exciting crime letter, which I call the Beryl Green Caper.
Clan. Letter from Dan Dodge, a White Rosenberg production, written by Harold Swanton and starring Myron McCormick. With Shirley Eggleston, Leon Janney, Arlene Walker, Stuart McIntosh and Cliff hall is brought to you by Prom, the new, easier self neutralizing Home Permanent and White Rain, the wonderful new lotion shampoo that Tired.
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Host: Harolds Old Time Radio
Episode Title: A Crime Letter From Dan Dodge – The Runaway Redhead Caper
Original Air Date: December 6, 2025
Episode Description:
Relive the intrigue and wit of classic detective radio with “A Crime Letter From Dan Dodge.” The episode channels the spirit of the Golden Age of Radio with clever banter, a puzzling crime, and a nod to the legacy of Sherlock Holmes.
This episode follows private eye Dan Dodge, played by Myron McCormick, as he unravels the mystery of "The Runaway Redhead." Through witty exchanges with his spirited secretary Susie, Dan pieces together a case filled with classic deductions, sleight of hand, and photographic evidence. The story is told in a tongue-in-cheek style, referencing detective fiction staples while crafting a charming standalone caper.
“Daniel D. Dodge, Ltd. Are you answering the phone or announcing a train?” (01:11)
“I've decided once again that you and not Sherlock are the world's greatest detectives.” (01:20)
“You're not just pouring Doyle on the troubled water?” (01:27)
“It was the quiet, drizzly afternoon that Daniel D. Dodge, Ltd. The only sounds in the office were sizzling sputters in two different keys, one from a steam radiator and the other from my effervescent secretary...” (02:43)
“Dan, it's amazing how you can observe and deduce things from other things when… well, I can't even.” (05:28)
“The girl is the outdoor masculine type, right?... It's not bad. She buttons her coat on the wrong side, huh? On the man's side.” (06:07–06:19)
“Yeah, the, the processing outfit pulled a boner, printed it with a negative reverse. That means the Aurora was coming in, not going out.” (06:57)
“Very good. But don't get drunk with power.” (07:49)
“You with your flying fingers and me with my big flat feet. Let's keep it that way.” (08:48)
“A murderous villain aboard a ship full of wild animals. A fabulous jewel, a beautiful woman… The Beryl Green Caper.” (09:11)
This episode of "A Crime Letter from Dan Dodge" is a loving homage to the detective genre, brimming with sharp dialogue, self-aware humor, and affectionate nods to Sherlock Holmes. The interplay between Dan and Susie provides ongoing charm, as logic and levity guide listeners through the mystery. For fans of classic radio, this caper delivers clever twists, memorable banter, and the promise of more adventures to come.