A Memo from Molly 1951-08-19 Household Repairs

Summary

Podcast Episode Summary

Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: A Memo from Molly (1951-08-19: Household Repairs)
Date summarized: December 28, 2025

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Overview

This episode of "A Memo from Molly," set in 1950s suburban America, humorously explores household dynamics, gender roles, and the quest for competence (or at least the appearance of it) in performing household repairs. Through the interplay between Molly Martin, her mother, boyfriend Chris Connolly, and the precocious neighbor Roger White, the narrative gently pokes fun at romantic strategy, the art of pretending to be helpless, and the often-overlooked capabilities of children. At the heart of the story is the comedic misadventure of fixing household appliances—a perfectly “normal” weekend made memorable by misunderstandings and mild chaos.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Perpetual Household Headache: Malfunctioning Appliances

• Molly is frustrated with their malfunctioning toaster, which continues to burn her toast despite her mother's comic nonchalance and obsession with crossword puzzles.
  • “I can't eat it. And what's more, I don't like cinders for breakfast.” – Molly (04:09)
• Roger, the neighbor boy, has already been helping with household fixes, much to Mrs. Martin’s wary admiration:
  • “That boy is an electrical wizard. Those big inquisitive eyes... isn’t healthy for a boy of his age to be studying electronic books instead of playing outdoors.” – Mrs. Martin (04:47)

2. Romancing by Repair: Love, Gender Roles, and the Victories of Incompetence

• Mrs. Martin and Molly debate "the way to a man's heart." Mrs. Martin maintains that a woman should act dependent so a man can prove his usefulness, citing Cleopatra as the ultimate manipulator:
  • “She conquered emperors and generals, Molly, by making them think that she was dependent on them.” – Mrs. Martin (06:00)
• Molly, determined not to act helpless, often ends up fixing things herself—frustrating her attempts to seem “in need” of Chris.

3. The Saturday Set-up: Attempts to Engineer Masculine Heroism

• Molly reluctantly tries her mother's advice, inviting Chris over to fix things:
  • “Well, you’d have to bring the broiler too, Chris. Ours is on the blink. Oh, probably something trivial, that is, for a man. He might fix it in a jiffy.” – Molly (08:12)
• Chris is overwhelmed at work but tentatively agrees, only for Molly to accidentally fix a desk drawer for him, foiling her plotting:
  • “Well, what do you know, Molly, that’s wonderful. Honestly, I don’t know what I’d do without you. I’d be helpless.” – Chris (09:06)

4. Fred the Janitor: Sage (and Hilarious) Advice on Manliness and Repairs

• Fred the janitor pops by, offering tongue-in-cheek “instructions” on repairs and advice to Chris:
  • “Confidence. Just go out there and do it. You'll be surprised how easy it is.” – Fred (11:51)
  • When pressed for technical help, Fred’s intentionally complex explanation reveals both his and Chris’s ignorance, satirizing the supposed ease of “manly fixes.”

5. The Whiz Kid Next Door: Roger’s Eagerness and Subsequent Disappointment

• Roger, eager to help, fixes a number of items before Chris’s arrival—including those Molly wanted Chris to tackle.
• When Chris tries to “show” Roger how to fix the fridge, he miswires it, resulting in melted butter and a premature “fried” lunch:
  • “Get it open... Butter, Chris. Melted butter.” – Molly (16:44)

6. Resolution and Reconciliation: Teamwork and Mutual Confessions

• Chris and Roger, after some mutual sulking, end up fixing household items together, with Roger taking the lead and Chris assisting—a role reversal of expectations:
  • “Well, now, Roger, you see how it's done? Where'd Roger go?” – Chris (16:27)
  • “Boss? You mean me?” – Roger, delighted as he’s promoted to “boss” by Chris (21:44)
• Molly and Chris have honest confessions:
  • “Roger did it all.”—Chris (23:54)
  • “I wanted you to fix them [the appliances]... so you’d feel I was dependent on you.”—Molly (24:10)
• Both admit their insecurities and appreciate each other’s desire to be valued. Their mutual apology is gentle and affectionate:
  • “Don’t be. I’m actually flattered... You’re very sweet.” – Chris (24:18)

7. Bringing Roger Into the Fold

• To make it up to Roger, Chris and Molly invite him to join them for the ball game, offering thanks, validation, and friendship:
  • “Chris told me all about it.” – Molly (26:56)
  • “He and me did it together.” – Roger (27:07)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Making toast is like waiting for a man to propose. It takes time, but sooner or later he’ll...” – Mrs. Martin (04:25)
• “Times have changed since you were a girl.” / “Times never change where a woman is concerned. You remember Cleopatra?” – Molly & Mrs. Martin (05:46-05:51)
• “All fair in love or war. And you'd hardly consider it war.” / “I'd hardly consider it.” / “Period.” – Mrs. Martin & Molly (06:30-06:38)
• “Molly, what is this? It sure took you a long time to get your raincoat.” – Chris (25:14)
• “Well, you didn’t leave me much choice.” – Chris, as Molly’s schemes are outed (27:44)
• “But, Molly, the next time, remember to wash the grease off your hands.” – Chris, referencing Molly’s behind-the-scenes “repairs.” (27:53)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:59–02:37 – Opening memo from Molly and playful sponsor banter
• 03:23–04:47 – The toaster troubles and Roger’s reputation as a neighborhood fixer
• 05:07–06:40 – Mrs. Martin’s (comic) feminine wisdom and plot for Molly to act helpless
• 06:52–09:29 – Molly and Chris at the office; Molly’s attempt to set Chris up as the household hero
• 10:00–12:11 – Fred the janitor’s comical exchange on household repairs and “manliness”
• 13:14–14:48 – Roger fixes everything before Chris can; Molly’s frustration and failed romantic plotting
• 16:03–17:03 – Chris creates a fridge disaster, melting the butter and “frying” the hamburger
• 19:04–21:34 – Chris and Roger’s meeting in the basement; Roger leads the repairs, Chris assists
• 22:04–23:52 – All appliances fixed; Chris and Molly admit their failed ploys and insecurities
• 25:39–27:53 – Car won’t start; Roger is called in as a hero once more and receives affectionate thanks and a ballgame invite

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Episode Tone and Style

The episode is lighthearted, witty, and gently satirical, using 1950s sensibilities to poke fun at gender roles, child prodigies, and the perils of domestic ineptitude. The dialogue is fast-paced, often self-aware, and brimming with affection among the characters—even in their comedic misunderstandings.

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Final Thoughts

“A Memo from Molly” delivers classic radio comedy with warm-hearted characters and gentle life lessons. The episode underscores the value of teamwork, the folly of unnecessary pretense, and the importance of including everyone (no matter their age) in family and community efforts. In the end, everyone finds their place—Roger the valued helper, Chris the grateful companion, and Molly the clever, if slightly conniving, orchestrator.

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Transcript

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[Roy Rowan]

And now, here's a memo from Molly brought to you by the Lucerne Milk Company and starring Olin Soleil and Barbara Luddy. Yes, once again, the Lucerne Milk Company, producers of the richer milk you get at your Safeway store, brings you a happy half hour. Starring Olin Soulil as Chris Conley and Barbara Luddy as Molly Martin. That's right, it's another memo from Molly.

[Molly Martin]

From Molly Martin, secretary to Chris Connolly, managing editor. Dear Chris, you have no business being jealous of Roger White. True, he's younger than you are, he has beautiful teeth and a charming smile. And he adores me. Besides, it's flattering to a girl to be romanced by a 10 year old.

[Roy Rowan]

And on that note, we leave Chris to his and welcome that genial young man from Lucerne, Vince Pelletier.

[Vince Pelletier]

Thank you, Roy. But remember, Molly has her troubles too.

[Roy Rowan]

Yeah, and you know something, Vince, Molly shouldn't be so anxious to land. Chris, as the old saying goes, there are other fish in the sea.

[Vince Pelletier]

Yes, but who wants to go on a lark in the park to spark in the dark with a shark?

[Chris Connolly]

Well, what I mean.

[Roy Rowan]

Oh, you know, Vince, as the old saying goes, a woman shouldn't chase a man. She should make the man run after her.

[Vince Pelletier]

Oh, that's right. And keep him running after her until she catches him.

[Roy Rowan]

Hey, seems to me, Vince, you don't believe in saying.

[Vince Pelletier]

Oh, yes, I do, Roy. For example, I believe in the saying, the more it costs you, the more you save.

[Roy Rowan]

Hey, wait just a minute here, Vince. You mean the less it costs you, the more you say.

[Vince Pelletier]

No, I mean the more it costs you, the more you save. And I can prove it. Remember when Safeway introduced Lucerne concentrated milk?

[Roy Rowan]

Yes.

[Vince Pelletier]

By mixing one quart of Lucerne concentrated milk with two quarts of cold water, you got the equivalent of three quarts of fine, fresh regular Lucerne. And you made a substantial saving on each of those three quarts. That is a substantial saving on the price of regular store milk.

[Roy Rowan]

Yes, but I don't see.

[Vince Pelletier]

Now the state minimum Price on regular milk has gone up a cent a quart. And the more regular store milk costs you, the more you save by using Lucerne concentrated milk. Because the price of Lucerne concentrated milk has stayed the same. So in addition to what you saved previously, by using Lucerne concentrated milk, you now save $0.01 more on every quart of fresh, wholesome Lucerne you make from Lucerne concentrated milk.

[Roy Rowan]

Hey, yeah, you're right. With all Lucerne concentrated milk's many advantages. Now this extra saving, the person who isn't using Lucerne concentrated milk really is missing something.

[Vince Pelletier]

Roy, that statement certainly sums it up. So now let's get the show started.

[Roy Rowan]

Once again, it's breakfast time in the Martin household and Mother is absorbed in her daily crossword puzzle. Outside, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and all's right with the world.

[Chris Connolly]

Or is it?

[Roy Rowan]

Hey, look at Molly, who sits staring at her one enemy, the electric toaster.

[Molly Martin]

Well, go on, Pop, why don't you. Don't just sit there leering at me, Pop.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Molly, Molly, please, I'm trying to concentrate. Now, let's see. A four letter word starting with a K, which means an act of affection.

[Molly Martin]

Mother, isn't there some way to regulate this toaster?

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Active affection starts with a K. Oh, I know. Kitchy kitchy coo. What? Oh, no, that's not four letters, is it? It's my crossword puzzle, darling.

[Molly Martin]

Mother, I'm in no mood to worry about a crossword puzzle. I can't eat it. And what's more, I don't like cinders for breakfast.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, that's silly, dear. Why would you eat cinders?

[Molly Martin]

Because for the last three mornings, this toaster has been a frustrated locomotive. Every time I drop in bread cinders I get.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Molly, making toast is like waiting for a man to propose. It takes time, but sooner or later he'll.

[Vince Pelletier]

Pop.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

I must have read that somewhere.

[Molly Martin]

I don't want the toaster to propose, Mother. All I want is.

[Roger White]

Mother.

[Molly Martin]

It popped.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, my, how nice.

[Molly Martin]

But the toast isn't burned, it's golden brown.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, I tell you, that boy is an electrical wizard. Molly.

[Molly Martin]

What boy?

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Well, Roger White, the little boy who moved next door. You mean Roger fixed the toaster yesterday. Just like he fixes everything. But you know, Molly, he frightens me sometimes. Those big inquisitive eyes. If you ask me, it isn't healthy for a boy of his age to be studying electronic books instead of playing outdoors.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, I'm sure he's a very normal boy. And think what a wonderful husband he'll be in in 15 years. He's so attentive, so helpful.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, he has his heart set on you, Molly. Oh, Molly, have you seen the look in his eyes?

[Molly Martin]

He adores you, dear. I wish Chris Connolly were only half that attentive.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Well, it's your own fault. Chris isn't my fault. Certainly you let little Roger do things for you. Like the day he fixed the vacuum cleaner. It made Roger feel important because you needed him.

[Molly Martin]

That's not the way I need Chris.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Now, Molly, that's the attitude that's wrong. Instead of letting Chris do things for you, why, you do everything for him.

[Molly Martin]

Mother, I'm just not the clinging vine type. Times have changed since you were a girl.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Times never change where a woman is concern. You remember Cleopatra?

[Molly Martin]

Vaguely. I was rather young.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

She conquered emperors and generals, Molly, by making them think that she was dependent on them. And you have something she didn't have.

[Molly Martin]

What, clothes?

[Chris Connolly]

No.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

A vacuum cleaner. One you can tear apart and let a man put together again.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, Chris is too smart to fall for a thing like that.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, they've said that about every man once. Not tomorrow. Saturday. Why not tell Chris that there are loads of things around the house that need fixing. And when you tell him, you. You look helpless.

[Molly Martin]

Mother, I just couldn't.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

It wouldn't be fair. Fair, Molly? All share in love or war. And you'd hardly consider it. War.

[Molly Martin]

I'd hardly consider it.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Period.

[Molly Martin]

Never mind. Gotta run now. Bye. Good morning, Chris.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, morning, Molly. Darn, this drawer stuck again.

[Molly Martin]

Chris, you look like it's more than just a drawer. Don't you feel well?

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, I'm all right, I guess. But things just keep piling up. And if I don't get this drawer open.

[Molly Martin]

Chris, relax. It's not that important.

[Chris Connolly]

I guess you're right. I'm sorry, Molly.

[Vince Pelletier]

Your being here is a big help.

[Molly Martin]

Well, don't be afraid. Mr. Craig will walk in. He's still on vacation.

[Chris Connolly]

Come here, darling.

[Molly Martin]

That's more like it.

[Chris Connolly]

You know something, Molly? I haven't relaxed since that Saturday at your house almost a month ago.

[Molly Martin]

No, it was nice.

[Chris Connolly]

What a day. Your mother fixed that chicken salad for lunch.

[Molly Martin]

And then you fell asleep on the couch while I washed dishes.

[Chris Connolly]

And for dinner, your mother cooked that steak smothered with mushrooms.

[Molly Martin]

And then you fell asleep on the couch while I washed dishes.

[Chris Connolly]

You do remember, don't you, Molly?

[Molly Martin]

How could I forget? For three weeks, every time I went to shake hands with someone, I instinctively wiped my hands on my skirt.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, yes, sir. It sure would be good to do it again sometime. What are you thinking, Molly?

[Molly Martin]

Oh, something mother told me to do this morning.

[Chris Connolly]

Forget to do it?

[Molly Martin]

No, I just didn't take her seriously, Chris. It would be nice you're coming tomorrow, but I'm afraid stakes would be out of the question.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, I'd bring the steaks, naturally.

[Molly Martin]

Well, you'd have to bring the broiler too, Chris. Ours is on the blink. Oh, probably something trivial, that is, for a man. He might fix it in a jiffy.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, sure. Nothing to it.

[Molly Martin]

Still, there's the refrigerator too.

[Chris Connolly]

Refrigerator?

[Molly Martin]

It's broken too? That and a few things like the ironing board and I feel so helpless.

[Chris Connolly]

Yeah. Well, Molly, about tomorrow. I couldn't impose.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, but you'd be doing me a favor by coming, Chris. There are so many little things. Things?

[Fred Friday]

Yeah.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, I'd like to, Molly, but. Well, with Mr. Craig on vacation, work's piling up and I plan to spend all day tomorrow here at the office.

[Molly Martin]

On Saturday?

[Chris Connolly]

Yes, a good time to catch up. But if I find I can change my plans, I'll let you know, huh? Now, if I can just get this drawer open.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, Chris. Here. The little catch is stuck underneath, that's all. There, see?

[Chris Connolly]

Well, what do you know, Molly, that's wonderful. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without you. I'd be helpless.

[Molly Martin]

You'd be helpless. But Chris, that's not the way.

[Chris Connolly]

Pardon, Molly?

[Molly Martin]

Nothing. Well, Molly Martin, you did it again.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, anyhow, I feel better already. And thanks for inviting me out to help, Molly. Makes a fellow feel good to know a woman can lean on him.

[Roy Rowan]

Sure.

[Molly Martin]

Too bad she leaned the wrong way.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, hello, Fred. Come in.

[Fred Friday]

Well, just me, Fred Friday, the janitor.

[Chris Connolly]

And what's on your mind this morning?

[Fred Friday]

Well, just sort of take a look around, get things in mind for the big job over the weekend.

[Vince Pelletier]

Go right ahead, Fred. Mary.

[Fred Friday]

Something funny, Mr. Connolly? Always like a joke, you know.

[Chris Connolly]

No, Fred, it's just something between Molly and me. She sure almost trapped me.

[Fred Friday]

Oh, well, now, let me see. It's easy enough to seal up the doors and the winders. Poison gas can get them all right.

[Chris Connolly]

I tell you, Fred, you gotta watch your step with women as it is. I'll just take it easy here tomorrow.

[Fred Friday]

Yep, Won't be nothing left alive. Kill em all deader than the cast iron doorknob.

[Chris Connolly]

Hmm.

[Vince Pelletier]

Kill what, Fred?

[Fred Friday]

The moths.

[Roy Rowan]

The motors.

[Fred Friday]

They're everywhere. Yes, sir. Moving magazine. Sure, one moth eating place. But we'll get em tomorrow. Yeah, you ordered it done yourself while Mr. Craig is on his vacation. But we'll have it all aired out by Monday.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, Fred, no, that's impossible.

[Fred Friday]

Well, it's too late to change our plans now.

[Chris Connolly]

But Fred, I've got to work here tomorrow.

[Fred Friday]

Suit yourself, but it'll sure be an awful way to go.

[Vince Pelletier]

Just.

[Fred Friday]

Yes, sir.

[Vince Pelletier]

You.

[Fred Friday]

You just ask anymore.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, Fred, if I don't work here, I'll have to go to Molly's house tomorrow.

[Fred Friday]

Well, now, there's something wrong with that.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, you don't understand, Fred. She's got a whole bunch of odd jobs lined up for me. And as a mechanical Wizard, I'm nothing.

[Fred Friday]

Mr. Conley, survey shows that 99% of all calls for repair men are for little jobs. Things any simple man can fix.

[Chris Connolly]

Even you.

[Fred Friday]

Thanks anyhow, young fell.

[Vince Pelletier]

It's.

[Fred Friday]

It's your big chance with Miss Molly. Show her how much she needs a man around the house. Go on. Fix that re. That rear. That ice box.

[Chris Connolly]

But Fred, I. I'd have to overhaul her motor.

[Fred Friday]

Well, there's nothing to it. All you do is remove the field coils and take out armature and chuck it up and turn down the commentator bars and undercut the mica and pull her back and then check the bushings.

[Vince Pelletier]

You see.

[Chris Connolly]

Fred, I don't even know what you're talking about.

[Fred Friday]

Well, come to think of it, neither do I. But it always seems to work.

[Chris Connolly]

I just wish I could be as confident.

[Fred Friday]

That's the idea, Mr. Connolly. Confidence. Just go out there and do it. You'll be surprised how easy it is.

[Chris Connolly]

Thanks, Fred. You say 99% are easy jobs?

[Vince Pelletier]

Yeah.

[Fred Friday]

Now what about it?

[Chris Connolly]

Well, I was just wondering about the other 1%.

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[Molly Martin]

Mother.

[Vince Pelletier]

Mother.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Yes, Molly?

[Molly Martin]

Mother, what happened to the bed lamp?

[Roger White]

It worked.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Well, I know, dear. Little Roger White fixed it. He fixed the broiler, too.

[Roger White]

He what?

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

I couldn't stop him. Roger was determined to go ahead and fix them for you, Molly. His heroin.

[Molly Martin]

But I was saving those things for Chris to fix. He'll be here any minute.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, there's still the refrigerator in the kitchen. You know the light doesn't work.

[Roger White]

But.

[Molly Martin]

But what, Mother?

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Roger's in the kitchen now.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, you watch for Chris. I'll try to stop this little Electrical Rover boy.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

All right, dear. But do be careful not to hurt his fe.

[Roger White]

Oh, morning, Ms. Martin.

[Molly Martin]

Hello, Roger. I see you're fixing the ironing board.

[Roger White]

Yes, ma', am, it's all fixed. See?

[Molly Martin]

Yes, Roger, that. That's fine.

[Roger White]

I'll fix the light in the refrigerator for you.

[Molly Martin]

Now, wait, Roger, I. I'd like to talk to you.

[Roger White]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Molly Martin]

Well, Roger, isn't Saturday morning the favorite time for boys to be outside playing?

[Roger White]

I guess so, Miss Molly.

[Molly Martin]

Well, where are your friends?

[Roger White]

I don't have any. Oh, I just moved here three weeks ago.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, I see. And then you started coming over here.

[Roger White]

Anyway, I'd rather. There's lots more things for me to do here. And besides. Well.

[Molly Martin]

Besides what, Roger?

[Roger White]

Well, I like to help you, Miss Molly.

[Molly Martin]

That's very sweet of you.

[Roger White]

Somebody's at the door.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, yes, Roger, you wait here and don't touch anything till I get back. Promise?

[Roger White]

Yes, ma', am. I promise.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Why, Chris, how nice of you to come.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, nice of you to invite me, Mrs. Martin. Hi, Molly.

[Molly Martin]

Hello, Chris.

[Chris Connolly]

I came early so we could finish by 1 o'.

[Vince Pelletier]

Clock.

[Chris Connolly]

I have a couple of tickets to the ball game this afternoon.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, swell.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

I'll fix an early lunch. There's plenty of hamburger in the refrigerator.

[Molly Martin]

Well, then you will have to hurry if you want to finish in time for the ball game. Come on, Chris.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, Molly, now don't forget about Cleopatra.

[Vince Pelletier]

Cleopatra?

[Chris Connolly]

What's she talking about?

[Molly Martin]

I haven't the slightest idea.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, well, who's this?

[Molly Martin]

Roger, I'd like. Chris, I'd like you to meet Roger, the boy next door. And Roger, this is Mr. Connolly, my boss.

[Roger White]

Hello, Mr. Connolly.

[Chris Connolly]

Hi, Roger. Well, now, the refrigerator. First you say the light's off, huh?

[Molly Martin]

Chris, maybe you should wait.

[Vince Pelletier]

Wait? Why wait?

[Roger White]

I was just getting ready to fix it, Mr. Conley.

[Chris Connolly]

You fix it, Roger. Well, now, you just stand right here beside me and See how it's done, huh, Chris?

[Roger White]

Miss Molly said I could.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, now, let me see here. Oh, there's a wire loose here in the back. Let's connect it to the coils. Now, careful not to get in the way, Roger.

[Roger White]

Ms. Marley, is he supposed to fix it?

[Molly Martin]

Well, Roger, I.

[Chris Connolly]

That's why she invited me over. Roger, a woman needs a man around the house.

[Molly Martin]

Chris, look, I. Oh, there.

[Chris Connolly]

There we are all connected now. Open the refrigerator door, Molly.

[Molly Martin]

Chris, the light's on.

[Vince Pelletier]

It is?

[Chris Connolly]

Well, I'm sure. There you are.

[Molly Martin]

It's flickering a little.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, then close the door and forget about it.

[Molly Martin]

Good work, Chris. I knew you could do it.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, nothing to it. Well, now, Roger, you see how it's done? Where'd Roger go?

[Molly Martin]

Home, I guess.

[Vince Pelletier]

But why?

[Molly Martin]

I think he was hurt because you didn't let him help. I'll go talk to Chris.

[Chris Connolly]

Huh? What's wrong?

[Molly Martin]

The refrigerator.

[Roger White]

Look.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, my gosh. Something oozing out the door. Get it open.

[Molly Martin]

Butter, Chris. Melted butter.

[Chris Connolly]

Look out, Molly. Those coils are red hot.

[Molly Martin]

Then do something, Chris.

[Chris Connolly]

Yeah, I'll get the wires. There, Got the wire loose. Guess I connected it to the wrong coil.

[Fred Friday]

Something.

[Molly Martin]

Well, there's nothing to do now but call Mother in to lunch.

[Vince Pelletier]

Lunch?

[Chris Connolly]

But it's only 10 o'. Clock. Why now?

[Molly Martin]

Because I think we've just fried the hamburger.

[Vince Pelletier]

Vince Pelletier again. And this time with something to say to a special person. The person who just hasn't gotten around yet to trying Lucerne concentrated milk. And maybe that's you. Well, if it is, as Roy Rowan said a moment ago, you're missing something. And you really are. To begin with, you're missing a big, important saving. And I'll tell you why. Safeway introduced Lucerne concentrated milk for the express purpose of saving you money. And Lucerne concentrated milk always has been a money saver. The three quarts made from Lucerne concentrated milk have always cost considerably less than three quarts of regular milk at store prices. But now the state has boosted its minimum price of regular milk. You pay $0.01 more per quart for regular milk, but the price of Lucerne concentrated milk has not gone up. So you not only make the original saving on each quart you get from Lucerne concentrated milk, but you now save that additional center that has been tacked on to regular milk. And what's more, when you use Lucerne concentrated milk, you save shopping trips, you save refrigerator space. You get three fine milk products in one simply by mixing more or less water with Lucerne concentrated milk. You can make regular Lucerne for drinking or cooking. Or make it richer to use as you'd use regular half and half or still richer to use wherever you'd use regular table cream. Now then, in view of all these things, the big saving the conveniences, don't you think you should start using Lucerne concentrated milk right away? And you can get it, you know, under a satisfaction or your money back guarantee at your Safeway store.

[Roy Rowan]

Well, two hours have passed since Chris started to fix Molly's refrigerator. And now it really needs fixing. Chris is worrying with the motor in the basement. Molly is worrying over where Roger's disappeared to. And Roger's doing a little worrying on his own.

[Roger White]

She was gonna let me fix the refrigerator. Now she wants that old Mr. Conley to do it. Just cause he's bigger than me. I wish I was Grown up like 12 years old, I'd show him.

[Roy Rowan]

And down in the basement Chris is.

[Chris Connolly]

Thinking, I don't know how to fix a refrigerator. I'm helpless.

[Vince Pelletier]

Wish I were a little kid like.

[Chris Connolly]

Roger and nobody'd expect me to know anything about electricity. Uh oh, here comes Roger now. Mustn't let him know. Well, well. Hello Roger. Get lost.

[Roger White]

Hello. What did I come down here for anyway?

[Chris Connolly]

You want something?

[Roger White]

No, just watching.

[Vince Pelletier]

Oh.

[Chris Connolly]

Hey, that's quite a cowboy suit you have on there. I'll bet Ms. Martin would like to see it. That'll get rid of him.

[Roger White]

I guess so. He's trying to get rid of me.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, suit yourself, Roger. Just kind of keep out of the way.

[Roger White]

Mr. Conley, you wouldn't have to.

[Vince Pelletier]

Huh?

[Chris Connolly]

What were you gonna say?

[Molly Martin]

Oh, nothing.

[Chris Connolly]

You can say it. Go ahead, Say anything you like.

[Roger White]

I just wanted to say that you didn't have to clean the coils if you hadn't taken it apart. He thinks he knows everything.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, I wouldn't.

[Vince Pelletier]

Huh?

[Chris Connolly]

Then why wouldn't the light work inside the refrigerator? Kid thinks he knows everything.

[Roger White]

Because all it needed was a new light bulb.

[Chris Connolly]

Well now, just suppose you let me. A new what?

[Roger White]

A new light bulb. I'm beginning to think this guy doesn't know anything.

[Chris Connolly]

I'm beginning to think this guy might know something.

[Roger White]

Maybe you'll ask me to help him.

[Chris Connolly]

Suppose I could get him to help me? Not that I do it, Roger, I. I guess modern boys like you know quite a bit about electricity, huh? Well then I guess putting a motor back together would be rather simple, huh? I mustn't act too anxious.

[Roger White]

Well, I don't know. I mustn't act too anxious.

[Chris Connolly]

You know, Ms. Martin, I'd sure appreciate it. We're doing this for her, you know.

[Roger White]

You mean you tell her that I helped?

[Chris Connolly]

Why, sure. We'll say we did it together. How about it? Well, okay. Now, what do we do first?

[Vince Pelletier]

Boss.

[Roger White]

Boss? You mean me?

[Chris Connolly]

Sure, you're the boss.

[Roger White]

Okay. Screwdriver.

[Chris Connolly]

Screwdriver.

[Roger White]

Pliers.

[Vince Pelletier]

Pliers.

[Roger White]

Wrench.

[Vince Pelletier]

Wrench.

[Roger White]

Tape.

[Vince Pelletier]

Tape.

[Roger White]

Oil.

[Vince Pelletier]

Oil.

[Molly Martin]

Mother, Roger still isn't home.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, I thought you knew. Molly, Roger's right out there on the back porch. Who's to going? Chris. They're fixing the ringer with Chris.

[Molly Martin]

I don't understand.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Well, they fixed everything around the house while you were gone. Together.

[Molly Martin]

Why, of course. That solves everything.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

And now remember, keep Chris thinking you're dependent on him. This is your chance to make him think that you can't exist without him. Crazy now.

[Molly Martin]

Well, I suppose it won't hurt now that Roger and Chris are such good pals.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, here they come.

[Chris Connolly]

Hi, Molly. Well, how's that for fast work, huh?

[Molly Martin]

Wonderful, Chris. Mother says you fixed everything.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, anyhow, everything's fixed, huh, Roger, Pal.

[Roger White]

Your refrigerator's all right now, Miss Molly.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, there, that's fine, Roger.

[Chris Connolly]

Yep, all it needed was a new light bulb.

[Molly Martin]

Chris, how did you ever know?

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, my goodness, Molly, wouldn't it be wonderful to have the mind of a man?

[Molly Martin]

I'd rather have a man with a mind, and you know me.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, now, wait a minute. Before we go any further, let's give some credit where credit's due.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, now, Chris, don't be so modest.

[Roger White]

Ms. Martin, we fixed the wringer.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Oh, Chris, really, you're so clever. Don't you think so, Molly?

[Roger White]

I always have, Ms. Martin.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, yes, Roger.

[Roger White]

Does the vacuum cleaner work all right now?

[Molly Martin]

Yeah, fine.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

You know something, Chris? You should come over every Saturday. You're so smart and we're so helpless. Don't you agree, Molly?

[Molly Martin]

Absolutely, Mother.

[Chris Connolly]

Now, Molly, wait. I've got to tell you something that Roger helped you.

[Molly Martin]

Well, we want to thank you, too. Roger. Roger.

[Chris Connolly]

Molly, don't tell me he's gone again.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

My, how that boy does disappear.

[Molly Martin]

Oh, dear. He thought he was being left out again.

[Chris Connolly]

Look, Molly, you don't really think I fixed everything, do you?

[Molly Martin]

Well, I. I wasn't sure.

[Chris Connolly]

The fact of it is, I. Well, I didn't fix anything.

[Molly Martin]

Roger did it all.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, I handed him the tool.

[Molly Martin]

Chris, it's time we both stopped. This. I. I have a confession to make, too. It's all my fault.

[Chris Connolly]

Your fault?

[Molly Martin]

Yes. Roger wanted to fix everything to begin with, but I wouldn't let him. I wanted you to fix them.

[Chris Connolly]

But why?

[Molly Martin]

Oh, so you'd feel I was dependent on you. Chris, it was silly and I'm. I'm awfully sorry, Molly.

[Chris Connolly]

Don't be. I'm actually flattered. Flattered that you'd want me to feel that way. You're very sweet.

[Molly Martin]

Am I, Chris?

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Molly. Time for the ball game, Molly. Batter up.

[Molly Martin]

Ball game? I'd forgotten all about it.

[Chris Connolly]

Yeah, so did I. Oh, Molly. What about Roger? Somehow we've got to fix that up.

[Molly Martin]

Roger.

[Chris Connolly]

Yes, but.

[Molly Martin]

But we can't be late for the ball game, can we, Chris?

[Vince Pelletier]

Huh?

[Molly Martin]

It kind of looks like rain, though. My Raincoat's over at Mrs. Nelson's.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

I'll get it.

[Molly Martin]

You wait here.

[Vince Pelletier]

But, Molly.

[Molly Martin]

I'll be right back.

[Mrs. Martin (Molly's Mother)]

Entertain him, Mother. All right, Molly. How about guessing games, Chris? We'll try to guess what Molly's up to now.

[Chris Connolly]

Molly, what is this? It sure took you a long time to get your raincoat.

[Molly Martin]

Well, Mrs. Nelson asked me to have a cup of coffee. After this morning, I needed it.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, okay. Get in.

[Molly Martin]

Thanks, Chris.

[Chris Connolly]

Now what's the matter?

[Molly Martin]

Key in, Chris.

[Chris Connolly]

If it isn't one thing, it's another. I will never make that game.

[Molly Martin]

Think it might help to look under the hood?

[Chris Connolly]

The hood? Oh, the hood. Yeah. Yeah. Might as well.

[Molly Martin]

See anything?

[Chris Connolly]

Yeah, there's a motor in here. Molly. The ignition wires are all loose.

[Molly Martin]

Well, can't you fix them, Chris?

[Chris Connolly]

You know I can't.

[Molly Martin]

Roger's sitting over there in his front porch. Maybe he could help.

[Chris Connolly]

Molly, don't I look silly enough? Now, anyhow, the way he must feel about me?

[Roger White]

Roger. Yes, Ms. Martin?

[Molly Martin]

Would you come here a minute, please?

[Roger White]

Well, as long as you ask.

[Molly Martin]

Roger. There seems to be something wrong with the ignition wires.

[Roger White]

They're all loose now.

[Chris Connolly]

Could you fix them, Roger?

[Roger White]

If Ms. Martin wants me to.

[Molly Martin]

Nobody else knows how. Please, just for me. Okay.

[Roger White]

Nothing's really wrong. All you have to do is connect these two wires there, huh?

[Chris Connolly]

Well, try the starter, Molly.

[Molly Martin]

Right.

[Roger White]

See, Miss Molly, I fixed it for you.

[Molly Martin]

I knew you could, Roger. Oh, you're wonderful. Come here and let me kiss you, huh?

[Roger White]

Oh, gosh, Miss Molly.

[Molly Martin]

And Roger, I want to thank you for fixing everything for me. Chris told me all about it.

[Roger White]

He did? I was nothing. He and me did it together.

[Molly Martin]

Together?

[Vince Pelletier]

Yeah.

[Roger White]

He handed me the tools.

[Chris Connolly]

Roger, do you like baseball?

[Roger White]

Yes, sir. Only I can't play very well.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, how'd you like to come with us this afternoon and pick up a few pointers from the Yankees?

[Roger White]

Gee, you mean It.

[Chris Connolly]

Sure.

[Roger White]

I'd have to ask my mother.

[Molly Martin]

No need to, Roger. She knows all about it. She said you could go.

[Vince Pelletier]

What?

[Chris Connolly]

Molly? How could she know?

[Molly Martin]

Spo Are we going or aren't we, Chris?

[Vince Pelletier]

Oh. Oh, sure.

[Fred Friday]

Yeah.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, jump in, fella.

[Roger White]

Oh, boy. Thanks. I'll ride in the back seat.

[Molly Martin]

Chris Connolly, you're adorable.

[Chris Connolly]

Well, you didn't leave me much choice.

[Molly Martin]

Me?

[Chris Connolly]

Those ignition wires were pulled loose on purpose.

[Molly Martin]

Surely you don't suspect Roger.

[Chris Connolly]

Oh, no, no. I'm not accusing anybody. But, Molly, the next time, remember to wash the grease off your hands.

[Roy Rowan]

Molly and Chris will be back in a moment with a memo about next week's show. A Memo from Molly is produced and directed by Gordon T. Hughes and written by Dick Stanger. It stars Barbara Luddy and Olin Soleil. Others in the cast were Sarah Selby, Jess Kirkpatrick and Stuffy Singer. And now, here's Molly and Chris with a memo about next week's show from.

[Molly Martin]

Molly Martin, secretary to Christopher Connolly, managing editor. Dear Chris, I'm sorry I acted on impulse and got you into trouble with the highway commissioner. How was I to know that Mr. Craig might fire you? It seemed like a very serious problem at first, but when you stop to think about, it's awful.

[Vince Pelletier]

Yeah, that's it.

[Chris Connolly]

Another memo from Molly.

[Vince Pelletier]

Well, we'll have to leave Chris cogitating over this latest memo from Molly. But next Sunday, Lucerne will present the whole story. So be with us then. So you know, when there's a good reason for doing something, it's usually a good idea to go right ahead. And there are a lot of good reasons for you to start using Lucerne concentrated milk in the first place. You'll save money more than ever now. And from Lucerne concentrated milk, you get the equivalent of regular, fresh, extra rich Lucerne. So you'll get Lucerne's extra food energy value, extra A and B vitamins. And then because you get the equivalent of three quarts of Lucerne in one quart of Lucerne concentrated milk, you save shopping trips and refrigerator space. And at the same time, you actually get three different milk products in one. You can make regular fresh Lucerne just by adding 2 parts cold water to 1 part Lucerne concentrated milk. Or you can make it richer to use on cereals and fruits by adding just one part cold water. And for your coffee, use Lucerne concentrated milk, heavy rich, right from the carton. Or add water to taste. Yes, Lucerne concentrated milk gives you these extra uses, plus extra conveniences, plus an extra saving on each and every quart your family drinks. All good reasons to start using Lucerne concentrated milk now. This week you'll find it at your nearest Safeway store.

[Roy Rowan]

This is roy rowan speaking and this is the cbs radio network.

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