
Abbott And Costello Children's Show 1948-01-10 Guest - Arthur Lake
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Lou Costello
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Bud Abbott
The American Podcasting Company presents the Abbott and Costello kid film transcribed in Hollywood with our guest star, Arthur Jagwood Lake, and featuring the Lou Costello Jr. Youth Foundation Award. Every Saturday morning on this program, some lucky boy or girl receives hundreds of dollars with a valuable gift and a $500 savings fund every boy and girl in the country is eligible for. We'll show you how to win it later in the program. But first, let's have some last of our stars, Fred Abbott and Lou Costello.
Lou Costello
All right, all right. Here I am, Costello. Oh, good. Hey, what was that awful crash I heard in your house this morning? Well, my little cousin Will, he got electric train for Christmas, and me and him were playing with it. The train was running around the room and just as it passed me, I thought I saw nothing's deep, so I jumped for it. How do you manage to be the dumbest joke in the world? Well, I don't deserve all the credit, Abbott. No, no. My brother helps me. You have to be ashamed of yourself. You know how many kids are listening to you right now? Oh, sure. On this Show I got 67 million kids listening to me. Gosh, Stella, There are only 50 million kids in the United States. Yes, but some of them kids have Mexican friends. I thought you were going to have something special. Special to tell the kids today. Well, but I have now. You know, all the kitties all over the country, they get close up to the radio. And now really get real close. I want to get very chummy with you because Uncle Lou is going to tell you the story of Romeo and Juliet. Ah, that's a beautiful story. Just a second, Abbot. I tell the story all alone, and I don't need any help from you. All right, no argument. Go sit down and rest your hands and face. All right, now, Romeo, Romeo was the. Now, wait a minute. That story was written by. I'll tell them who the story was written by. All right, Kitty. It was written by a fellow named Shakespeare, who was a great eater. He was the guy. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Not ether. You mean Arthur Ether? Put people to sleep. That's what this story is going to do. Now, Romeo was the leading character in the story and his father's only son. Now, his father. He was his father's heir. Yes, he. What did he say? His father's heir. His father didn't have any hair. He was bald. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right, but we'll just keep out of this and don't get technicality. All right, go ahead with your story. Now, the girl in the story was Juliet. And her father threw a big party for Juliet to give her a little shove into society. Oh, she was making her debut. Yes, she was making her what? Debut. I don't like your attitude. I am telling this story. All right, go ahead and tell it. So Juliet's father invited a lot of people over to the house? Yes. Yes. In other words, the people coming in to our coming out party. Yes. Now, how can you come in to come out? She was already inside. Well, naturally, she had to come in to come out. What did she want to come out for? She was inside. I understand that this wasn't an outdoor affair. It was an inside. Of course, of course. But if the people are going to come in to come out and see someone out to come in. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why don't they all stay home? That fella? You don't understand. The party is supposed to bring her out. Oh, why should the party bring her out? What did the little girl do? The party didn't even start right away. Some guy wants to drag her out. Why don't you leave the girl alone, Abbott? Marcella, will you please? She wasn't drinking. That's good. Maybe she had one popsicle. Never mind what happened to Romeo. I'm coming to that. Oh, Juliet's father didn't like Romeo, so he didn't invite him to the party. Romeo had to sneak him. How did he do it? He got himself a match and he borrowed some clothes from another guy. And then he went to the party. Oh, Romeo went in disguise. Yes. He went in this guy's clothes. You've got a stop button in it. I'm only trying to find out why Juliet's father didn't like Romeo. Romeo's father and Juliet's father had been fighting for 15 years. Which family brought on the feud? They both brought on the feud. But he wouldn't eat it. The poor little guy was love sick. He was starved. He was thin. He was frail. He must have looked one. Yes, he looked. What did you say? He looked one. Don't you know what one is? Sure. One is the number before two. Never mind. Go ahead. Now, Juliet would sit on a balcony and she then. Wait a minute. Why did she sit on the balcony? Because she couldn't afford a seat in the orchestra. Why do you keep questioning me? She wanted to sit in the balcony. All right, all right. Go ahead. There you can smoke. All right, go ahead, get a smoke. Come on, let's get to it. Now, when Juliet saw Romeo onto the balcony, she got excited and dropped her handkerchief and bloop. He picked it up and brought it to her. Wait. Wait a minute. What did Juliet do when Romeo gave her the hankskin? She doesn't like anybody else. Well, what? What? Oh, you know. Well, you know the story, don't you? Oh dear. Then what did Juliet do when Romeo gave her the hanks? He wiped her nose. Why do you make potatoes? You should be ashamed of yourself, Costello. You've taken one of the greatest masterpieces that was ever written, one of the most beautiful love stories in history, and made it a ridiculous mumble jumbo. Why do you do these things?
Bud Abbott
Oh, I'm a bad boy. And now the singing star of the Abbott and Castro kids show. Nine year old anime slaughter day for kids everywhere. It's a good day how could anything go wrong? A good day from morning to night. Yes, it's a good day and it's a good day Star losing the blue Everything's a game nothing to leave. Cause it's a good day tomorrow tonight I said you love song Good morning sun Today you know you gotta get going if you're gonna make a shower and you know you got to ride away Everybody stay for paying your bills. And it's like I said you are so good morning time today you know you gotta get going if you're gonna make it going and you know you got to ride away Love is like a shame for pay another when it's a good day for peeing your ears. So take a deep breath. And now it is my pleasure to present our guest today, Arthur Lake, star introducer of sixteen fathom speed, better known to Ra's friends as Jaguar Bumpstead. Hi, kid. Did you bring Cookie over with you?
Lou Costello
No, I didn't. John and I are a kind of punishing Cookie. Course, Saturday night I found out she didn't take her bath.
Bud Abbott
How'd you find out the cookie didn't take her bath? Huh?
Lou Costello
What'd you say?
Bud Abbott
How'd you find out the cookie didn't take her bath?
Lou Costello
Yeah, she forgot to wet the soap. But I was Too smart for her. Say, what are all the kids doing here, huh?
Bud Abbott
Well, they came over here to see Abbott and Costell. You mean their mothers left them?
Lou Costello
Oh, boy.
Bud Abbott
Blondie.
Lou Costello
And I won't let Alexander play with Castell anymore.
Bud Abbott
He's a bad boy.
Lou Costello
How do you feel that? I heard you, Deadwood. Look, my name is not Deadwood, it's Dagwood.
Bud Abbott
Look, Costella, I think you're the worst.
Lou Costello
Boy in our neighborhood.
Bud Abbott
Why, even in school you're at the.
Lou Costello
Tail end of the class. Well, what's the difference? They teach the same thing at both ends.
Bud Abbott
You're so smart, why did they kick.
Lou Costello
You out of school last year? On account of geography. I didn't know where the Rocky Mountains were. Well, it serves you right. In the future, remember where you put things, Deadwood. Did you ever go to school, stupid?
Bud Abbott
Huh?
Lou Costello
Did you ever go to school, stupid?
Bud Abbott
Yeah, and I came out the same.
Lou Costello
Way, calling Dagwood stupid. Now tell him you're sorry. Go ahead. Okay, Dagwood, I'm sorry. You're stupid. Yeah, and I accept your apology. Get a load of him. He's got two kids. On with the next line. Yeah. Mr. Abbott, you should teach your son Costello to manage sons. Son. Castella's not my son.
Bud Abbott
Not your son?
Lou Costello
Heavens no. Then what excuse do you have for keeping him around? Just a second, Dogwood. You can't talk like that about me. I'm a pretty tough guy, see?
Bud Abbott
Yeah, I am.
Lou Costello
And I hang around with a pretty tough mob. It gets. How tough is your mob? Well, any guy with teeth is considered a sissy. And if you get caught carrying a handkerchief, you get kicked out of the mop. Pay no attention to that fellow, Dagwood. Tell me, how are the children? Oh, pretty good.
Bud Abbott
That is all.
Lou Costello
But the baby, who just can't get him to eat his mashed potatoes. You could do like my mother done with me when I wanna. When I wouldn't eat, what did he do? He'd hit me on top of the head. And when I opened my mouth to holler, in went the mashed potatoes. Estella, didn't I see you this morning pushing your sister's baby around the block in the carriage? Yeah, yeah, I saw you too. And when you got back, you had a different baby and a different carriage. What did your sister say to that? She didn't say nothing. It was a much better carriage, I tell you. Impossible. Now, my little Cookie is much smarter than you are. When she gets home from school, she remembers everything that keeps her fit. Can you do that? No, but she lives closer to the school than I do. Yeah, I never thought of that. You ain't so smart either, you know, Deadwood. Dagwood, suppose you could be any kind of animal in the world. What would you like to be? Oh, I'd like to be a bird so I could flutter around. What would you like to be? An elephant, so I could split water on people. That's how I. Shame on you. Give him that. He's sleepy. Yes, I be getting much sleep late. Well, why don't you try being a good boy? And then the sandman will throw sand in your eyes. If the sandman throws sand in my eyes, I'll kick him in a puss. Never mind him, Dagwood. How's the baby looking these days? Oh, just beautiful. He has my eyes, Blondie's hair and Alexander's nose. Yesterday he had your father in law's feet. Casella, you keep away from Dagwood. I saw you this morning standing across the street throwing spitballs at Alexander. Why did you. Why did you throw them from across the street? Yeah, well, he couldn't get any closer to him. You see, Alexander's got your mom. You know, you look kind of lumpy yourself, Backwood.
Bud Abbott
Well, you see, I had to leave.
Lou Costello
The house early this morning. I didn't have any breakfast, so I. I brought the makings of a Dagworth 10. Which would mean the front of my shirt. So if you'll expect. Excuse me, I'll take them out. Doggone it, there goes the ketchup. Stand inside, boys.
Bud Abbott
I'm gonna make the sandwich.
Lou Costello
Boys. Look at them go. Ham, lamb, chicken, pigs, knuckles, cheese, frog flakes, pickles, relish, Mustard sticks, slices of bread, butter. What a sandwich.
Bud Abbott
Now I'm going to eat it.
Lou Costello
Ouch. He bit me right up back. Ah, well, I feel better now. Costello, I must warn you not to fight with Alexander anymore. He told me he'd kick your teeth in. Costello, do you fight with Alexander? Oh, sure, but he's just a boy. Why? He wears short pants. So watch when Zo Low strikes. He wears short pants too. Anyways, I ain't afraid, Alexander. And I ain't afraid of you either, Deadwood. Oh, no, no. Here, Deadwood, knock this tip off my shoulder. Okay, now knock this one off. Yeah, all right, let me see you knock this one off. Estella, what are you doing? I'm tiring him out. Now, Deadwood, I'm gonna draw a line between us. Now, when I dare you to step over the line, you do. Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I stepped over the line. Now what? Now you're on my side. You're acting like an idiot. Who's that? Dagwood is our guest. You should entertain him. Okay, Jaguar, what would you like to do?
Bud Abbott
Oh, hey, how about a little game of jacks?
Lou Costello
I brought my own jacks along. Oh, goody, goody. Can I play? And if this game is machine good, what it means, why don't you run over to Muller's Brothers used car lot and show them what a real wreck looks like. Well, come on, fat fella. I'll go first. All right, now remember, we're playing fair and square. Drop the jack. Okay.
Bud Abbott
Ready?
Lou Costello
Yep. 1Z, 2Z. Packages by Expedia. You were made to be rechargeable. We were made to package flights, hotels and hammocks for less. Expedia. Made to travel. 3Z. 4Z. Oh, I dropped the ball.
Bud Abbott
Gotta do 5Z to beat me.
Lou Costello
Okay, here I go. 1Z. 2Z. 3Z's. 5Z. I win. Hey, wait a minute. You only did cruisers and freezes. Well, don't 2Z and 3Z make? Mr. Abbot, Costello is nothing but a sheep who doesn't know how to play jack. No. Yes, I do. I'm a Nate at that game.
Bud Abbott
Yeah, you're a regular. Jackie.
Lou Costello
Thank you for. Thank you for coming over, Dagwood. And it's been a lot of fun. Thanks. And it's been nice to be here. Bud and l. And, well, hey, Bud and little. I have a gift for the kids at the foundation. A load of Hollywood star stamp albums and. And stamps of all the movie stars. And I thank every parent to be thankful to you two guys for the wonderful work you're doing for the kids. Thanks a lot, Arthur. Thanks. Thanks a lot, Arthur. But remember, Bud and I needed the help of all of you people to make the foundation possible. And we're going to need a lot more help to keep it going and build new foundations all over the country. Well, just call me anytime you need me, fellas. I'll do what I can. Well, go on. Come along. Thanks, Apple Lake.
Bud Abbott
And now for our quiz game, Bubble or Nothing. We have these kids on the stage, chosen from the studio audience. They're all doing bubble games. The kid who blows the biggest bubble in 10 seconds gets a special prize. Every kid who blows bubbles gets to be a contestant. Those who don't blow bubbles get nothing. So let's go with Bubble or Nothing.
Lou Costello
Well, contestants are chewing their bubble gum. On the count of three, the gun will ring and they will start blowing. Are you ready kids. 1, 2, 3, blow your bubbles. Oh, there they go. Oh my God. Well, we got two winners, a boy and a girl. And really get the spine to that bubble. Come on over here, son. Come out over here, son. Come on. Well, come on over here, dearie. You look. Ho ho. Look like a miniature Costello. Now look, sweetheart, you blew the biggest bubble for the girls. Now here's your prize. It's a wonderful wall aquarium with real live goldfish from the Photo Aquarium Company in Inglewood, California. And get a load of that. Isn't that beautiful? It lights up when you put it on the wall. Isn't that beautiful? That's for you, dear. Now sonny, you won the prize for blowing up figures bubbles for boys. And you're gonna get your prize. And here it is. A pair of Wild Bill Elliott shooting irons and a two gun Wild Bill Elliott holster. Nobody will get tough with you now, will they? Look at that. Don't go away because you're in the real Wild Bill Elliot. Okay, and now we're on with the contest. Over here we have successor number one. What is your name? Where you from, sweetie?
Bud Abbott
Chicago.
Lou Costello
You're from Chicago, Illinois? Sure. Well, Beverly, did you pick any subs you like to talk about?
Bud Abbott
Dancing?
Lou Costello
Dancing. Think hard now. What kind of a dance is named after an animal? An animal? You ever have a fox? First, what kind of a dance is named after an animal? Come on, trot it up, trot it up.
Bud Abbott
Clap. Dance.
Lou Costello
No, the other one. Fox, fox, fox, sprout. You win, honey. Give it a prize. You win the prize over there, right? Oh, yes, give me the prize, little boy. Honey, tell you what you're getting. Oh, look at this. We're going to give you a beautiful loose turn Jamie made gold expansion grace and a matching gold rocket. And how's that? And that's about all you get because here's a complete set of Royal Chef aluminum wear. Good. Now right now here we have question number. Where you from? Jackie? What's your candles? If you look at the subject that you'd like to talk about, what a riddle. What's the three guts that a dog's got to look at? A swell lake, placid ski set, a zipper jacket and thousands of bright all wool plaids and sky leader corduroy made by bend it. And now we have contestant number four. Over here, ladies and gentlemen, everybody listening all over the country. I wish you could see the size of this very beautiful little blonde. How old are you, sweetie? Three years old. Listen, sweetheart, before the show I understand somebody told me that you could sing. Can you sing? I understand that you're the sister of the little singer in this daughter, the girl we have on the show. Are you her sisters? Are you sure? Yeah. Would you like to sing? What? Would you like to sing, honey? You'd like to sing Jesus Loves Me? Well, I think that's a pretty number. Let's sing. Ladies and gentlemen, this little baby is about not quite three and beautiful little blonde, she's gonna sing Jesus Love Me. Go ahead, sweetie. You want some music? There we go now.
Bud Abbott
Jesus love Me Yes, I love. I.
Lou Costello
Oh, that was beautiful.
Bud Abbott
That was one of them. Hold it.
Lou Costello
We got contestant number five over here, sweetheart. What's your name, D. Ronnie. Where you from, Ronnie?
Bud Abbott
Brooklyn, New York.
Lou Costello
Brooklyn, New York. Now, what would you like to talk about, Ronnie? Very clear, huh? Okay, what was the name of the little girl who had all the trouble with the free bear? Goldie. You put the key in the. Where, Goldie. Say Goldie.
Bud Abbott
Goldie.
Lou Costello
Now you lock it up. You put the key where. Where do you put the key? Don't lock it up. Where do you put the key. Where do you put the key when it lies in your house? Oh, come. What do you call that thing where.
Bud Abbott
You put the key in that little hole?
Lou Costello
What do you call. What do they call it? What do you call that little hole in the door? What do they call it? Hey, this girl is really going to step out now, honey. You will receive. You will receive a beautiful genuine horse ham and must set from IJ Fox, the world's largest courier. And you also get this famous Hollywood movie star stamp album so you can start your collection now. And every kid in the audience, every kid in the audience also gets a packet of movie star stands. Now, here we have. We haven't got too much time, ladies. Here we have succession number five over here. Now, what's your name, son?
Bud Abbott
Myron. Ace.
Lou Costello
Myron. Ace. Where you from, Myron?
Bud Abbott
New Jersey. Bayonne.
Lou Costello
Bayonne, New Jersey. That's right near my hometown of Patterson, New Jersey. Well, we're neighbors, Myron. What would you like to talk about?
Bud Abbott
Weather.
Lou Costello
You like to talk about the weather?
Bud Abbott
Yes.
Lou Costello
Okay, when it's cloudy, what does it look like when it's raining, how does it feel?
Bud Abbott
It feels wet.
Lou Costello
That's right, you're wet. You don't get one prize. Wait a minute. You get six. Two pairs, three cog longies, two pair of. Three cog polo jet paws, and two pair of boxer shorts created for Hard Playing Boys Everywhere by Tri Peril. Okay, and here we are, contestant number seven. Martha. German. Where you from, baby?
Bud Abbott
South Bend, Indiana.
Lou Costello
South Bend, Indiana. How old are you? Thirteen. Thirteen? When you're three more years, I'd like to see you. Ronald. Hey, honey. What would you like to talk about?
Bud Abbott
Dogs.
Lou Costello
Like to talk about dogs. A dog's a slow pal. But what useful things can a dog do? It should carry your. What? What can a dog carry? If he wants, he can carry the male. You win. That's got a fellow a male dog carry one cute little pedigreed ideal crocus spaniel, Copper. Okay. And that's not all. You also get a six month supply of Wilson's Ideal Dog Food. The Seven Clocks meal. Ideal for your dog. All right, sonny. Now we're going to ask you a very difficult question. What's your name?
Bud Abbott
Walter.
Lou Costello
Walter. You win a prize, Walter. Go over and get it. And a pair of Billy the Kid textured jeans. How's that?
Bud Abbott
So I'm a contestant we have time for. But the rest of the kids on the stage will all get a prize anyway. Well, kids, how did you like double or nothing? And now we've returned to Ms. Astor is doing a Youth foundation award. This week's award goes to more than D Jr. At 1651 Aton Lane, Pine Hill, Cincinnati, Ohio. Mr. Costello, I'm sure the kids and myself would like to know why Marvin won the war.
Lou Costello
Johnny. The board of directors of The Lou Costello Jr. Youth foundation selected Marvin Guyer from a letter sent in by one of our listeners. I read the letter too, and at first I couldn't believe it. What does the boy do, Lou? Pull somebody out of a burning building or save some of his pals from drowning or maybe. No, But Marvin is too busy to be a hero anyway. The kind of a hero you're talking about.
Bud Abbott
Well, they must have done something out. Danny, I know we don't give this award for nothing.
Lou Costello
That's true, Johnny. The award is given mainly to promote good citizenship. And we all know that to be a good citizen we must be a credit for the community in which we live. That's right, Lou. And I'd like to say to our listeners, if you know of a boy or a girl. One who is really doing his or her best to help others in the community, let us know about it. Write a letter to Abbott and Cottrell and Tara Polly. And now let's see what Marvin Guyer, a 13 year old boy of a family in Cincinnati, did to win this week's award.
Bud Abbott
All day. Get breakfast ready. So are we, Marvin. I am hungry. Marvin, you're all a swell cook. Well, you kids eat, Make a snacky. We'll be late for school. I'll go see how Mommy. Come on now. See, this oatmeal is good. Hand me the children. Good morning, Mom. Hello, Mom. How do you feel? Not so good, Marvin. The doctor says I'll have to go back to the hospital again. I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you, Marvin. You work day and night. It's not right for a boy. Mom, it's nothing. Kids ain't no trouble. And I got two swell jobs and I don't mind. Marvin, what about your schoolwork? You can't keep this up. It's not fair to you. Don't worry about my schoolwork machine. I'll go to summer school and catch up on it. That way. Mama. Ivan, he'll be late for school. Okay, I'm coming. See you tonight, Mom. Okay, kids, here's your lunch. Now listen to me. I gotta go to work. I'll be back at 6 o' clock to fix your supper. And be sure to do your homework. You got that? Sure, Marvin, we got it. You'll be all right, Mar. Okay, go on, kids. Is that you, Marvin? Yeah, Mom. What time is it? Just a little past midnight, Mom. They had a busy day. I made 50 cents and tips at the drugstore. I sold nearly 100 papers. I hope I do as good tomorrow.
Lou Costello
And that's just one out of seven days a week in the life of Marvin Guer. A 13 year old American boy. That I think every person in this country should be proud of. Johnny, what do you say? Marvin Guyer? Get the award, brother.
Bud Abbott
He deserves it. How about it, kid?
Lou Costello
Marvin Guyer. Marvin Guyer. For supporting your mother and your 350 and going to school at the same time. Have it nice salute to Johnny. Marvin Rather. Excuse me, Johnny. You miss the award tomorrow.
Bud Abbott
To Marvin Zayer Jr. Of Cincinnati, Ohio. Goes this week's Lou Pascal Jr. Youth Foundation Award. And here are your prizes. First, a beautiful jewel on your swatch. This is a solid gold 17 jewels worn, engaged from Bud and Loom. And a bicycle that will make you the head man on your block. With a swindy lux throat bicycle. The world's kindest tric. And here for you are pit balls, basketball, softballs and tennis balls. Made by the Pennsylvania Rubber Company. Makers of the world's finest fling equipment.
Lou Costello
Yes. And another gift from button me. A $500 savings bond to help you complete your education. Good luck. Mar.
Bud Abbott
Youth foundation award is given each week to a boy or girl for a civic good deed. You, believe me, will nominate this boy or girl of the week. Anyone can write a letter nominating a boy or girl. This writes Abbott and Costello, Hollywood, California. Simply tell a story of an outstanding good deed of act of heroism by a boy or girl 16 years of age or younger. All letters become the property of the new Pascal Virginia Youth Foundation. It will be judged by its board of directors and the judges who took them to the final rewards will be made each Saturday morning on the Abbott and Castello Kids Show. Be sure to listen. The winner may be your kid or the kid next door.
Lou Costello
Well, kid, that's all for today, kids. Be sure and listen next Saturday. Then our guest will be Gel along, kids for next Saturday.
Bud Abbott
This is the next week's award winner. And remember, you can nominate a winner by writing a letter. Abbott and Costello, Hollywood, California. And don't miss a regular Abbott and Costello show. On Wednesday night. Marvin Dyer. His mother and sisters were portrayed by Barbielis, Barbara Fuller, Norma Jean Yolkin and anne Boone. Johnny McGovern speaking. The Abbott and Costello kickstarter of Transcribe Hollywood. Written and produced by Eddie Foreman and directed by Hawk Mil.
Lou Costello
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Podcast Summary: Abbott And Costello Children's Show 1948-01-10 Guest - Arthur Lake
Podcast Information:
The episode begins with an advertisement for Wayfair at [00:01], which is promptly skipped in the summary as per instructions. At [00:41], Bud Abbott introduces the Abbott and Costello Kids Show, highlighting the guest star, Arthur Lake, and the Lou Costello Jr. Youth Foundation Award. Abbott emphasizes the show's commitment to supporting children by mentioning:
"Every Saturday morning on this program, some lucky boy or girl receives hundreds of dollars with a valuable gift and a $500 savings fund every boy and girl in the country is eligible for."
This sets the stage for an engaging blend of comedy and community-oriented content.
From [01:15] onwards, Abbott and Costello engage in their trademark comedic banter. The segment opens with Costello recounting a humorous mishap involving an electric train:
Lou Costello [01:15]: "Well, my little cousin Will, he got electric train for Christmas, and me and him were playing with it... I thought you were going to have something special. Special to tell the kids today."
The dialogue continues with a playful attempt to narrate Romeo and Juliet, resulting in a series of jokes and misunderstandings, such as:
Costello [03:00]: "Romeo was the leading character in the story and his father's only son. Now, his father didn't have any hair. He was bald."
Bud Abbott [04:30]: "Why do you make potatoes? You should be ashamed of yourself, Costello."
These exchanges highlight the duo's chemistry and their ability to entertain both children and adults through humor.
Arthur Lake joins the show at [08:48] as a featured guest. Lake, known for his portrayal of Dagwood Bumstead, interacts with Abbott and Costello alongside their child characters. The conversation includes playful teasing and family dynamics:
Lou Costello [09:00]: "What did you say? We're going to keep the house early this morning."
Bud Abbott [10:06]: "Did you ever go to school, stupid?"
The inclusion of Arthur Lake adds an extra layer of humor and familiarity, resonating with listeners familiar with the Blondie comic strip and films.
At [15:01], the show transitions into interactive segments aimed at engaging the young audience. The first game, "Jacks," involves both adults and children competing in a playful contest. Notable moments include:
Lou Costello [15:21]: "Okay, here I go. 1Z. 2Z. 3Z's. 5Z. I win."
Bud Abbott [16:11]: "Yeah, you're a regular Jackie."
Following the "Jacks" game, the "Bubble or Nothing" contest at [17:21] encourages children to blow the biggest bubble within ten seconds. Highlights from this segment include awarding prizes to winning children:
Lou Costello [18:47]: "Look like a miniature Costello."
Lou Costello [19:02]: "What kind of a dance is named after an animal? Fox, fox, fox, sprout. You win, honey."
These interactive games not only entertain but also foster a sense of participation and excitement among young listeners.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the Lou Costello Jr. Youth Foundation Award. Introduced by Bud Abbott at [25:14], the award celebrates outstanding young individuals who demonstrate good citizenship and community spirit. The week's recipient, Marvin Guyer from Pine Hill, Cincinnati, Ohio, is highlighted through a heartwarming narrative:
Lou Costello [25:34]: "That's true, Johnny. The award is given mainly to promote good citizenship."
Marvin's story unfolds through a dramatized segment where he balances school, family responsibilities, and part-time work, showcasing his admirable dedication:
Lou Costello [26:07]: "All day. Get breakfast ready... I sold nearly 100 papers. I hope I do as good tomorrow."
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello commend Marvin's efforts, presenting him with a variety of prizes including a solid gold watch, a bicycle, sports equipment, and a $500 savings bond:
Lou Costello [28:12]: "Marvin Guyer. For supporting your mother and your 350 and going to school at the same time."
This segment underscores the show's commitment to recognizing and encouraging positive behavior and community involvement among children.
The episode wraps up with final interactions and reminders about future awards and nominations. Abbott and Costello invite listeners to nominate deserving children for upcoming awards, reinforcing the show's ongoing dedication to celebrating youth achievements:
Bud Abbott [28:58]: "Youth foundation award is given each week to a boy or girl for a civic good deed."
Lou Costello closes with a heartfelt farewell to the young audience, encouraging them to tune in next Saturday for more fun and the announcement of the next award winner.
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Conclusion:
This episode of Abbott and Costello Children's Show seamlessly blends classic comedy with meaningful community engagement. Through humorous skits, interactive games, and heartfelt recognition of young heroes like Marvin Guyer, the show not only entertains but also inspires its young audience. Guest Arthur Lake adds depth and nostalgia, making the program a cherished piece of the Golden Age of Radio.