
Aldrich Family 39-10-17 (016) Girl Trouble aka Date Mix-Up
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Betty Field
Coming, mother.
Ezra Stone
The Aldrich Family Written by Clifford Goldsmith. Featuring the Broadway stars Ezra Stone and this week's special guest, Betty Field. Brought to you by Jell O Puddings, those delicious new desserts all America is talking about. The Aldrich family arrived on Broadway this week in the hilarious, successful Paramount picture what a Life. It's truly a four bell movie and we urge you all to see it. Tonight we are pleased to present one of the stars of the motion picture, Ms. Betty Field who will play Barbara Pearson, Henry's sweetheart. As usual, the part of Henry Aldrich is played by Ezra Stone. The scene opens in Barbara's home. It is early evening.
Barbara Pearson
Grandma.
Constance Marshall
Grandmother.
Barbara Pearson
What do you have, Barbara?
Constance Marshall
Henry Arch hasn't come yet, has he?
Betty Field
Just a minute and I'll ask your father.
Mr. Pearson
No, he hasn't, Barbara.
Betty Field
First time this week he hasn't been here.
Barbara Pearson
Father, could you come here a minute?
Mr. Pearson
Where are you?
Barbara Pearson
I'm here in the front hall.
Mr. Pearson
Well, well, what is it this time, Barbara?
Barbara Pearson
Now listen, father. I don't want grandmother to hear me.
Betty Field
Why don't you want me to?
Barbara Pearson
Oh, no reason. Father?
Henry Aldrich
Yes?
Barbara Pearson
When Henry comes, would you do something for.
Mr. Pearson
Well, what is it?
Barbara Pearson
I know it's awful, but I've got it all planned. I found out today Henry is seeing an awful lot of Constance Marshall.
Mr. Pearson
Who told you?
Barbara Pearson
Constance herself.
Mr. Pearson
Did I say.
Barbara Pearson
But Father have even seen them together.
Betty Field
Charles, there's that box of candy we had around here last night.
Mr. Pearson
I haven't any idea.
Barbara Pearson
Father, when Henry does come, would you mind stepping into the room just once or twice and saying, George Bigelow wants to speak to me on the telephone. Well, you will, Father, won't you?
Mr. Pearson
I'm just a bit surprised, Barbara.
Barbara Pearson
Father, it wouldn't be so terrible, would it? Don't you think I'm human, Barbara?
Mr. Pearson
I still think it'd be much better if you got your grandmother mixed up in this.
Barbara Pearson
Daddy. Grandmother wouldn't approve of it. You know she wouldn't.
Mr. Pearson
And exactly what makes you think I do?
Barbara Pearson
It's for Henry's own good, Father. Constance Marshall is so silly.
Mr. Pearson
Barbara, young ladies don't go about deliberately making young men jealous.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, but they do. I beg to differ with you.
Betty Field
Well, sir, I give my it for a piece of that candy. Still had my teetee. Charles, somebody's at the front door.
Barbara Pearson
Please say yes, Father.
Mr. Pearson
Well, I'll think it over.
Barbara Pearson
That's practically. Yes. Tell Henry I'll be right down.
Mr. Pearson
Well, how do you do, young man?
Henry Aldrich
How do you do, Mr. Pearson? How are you this evening?
Ezra Stone
Splendid.
Henry Aldrich
And how is Mrs. Sanderson?
Mr. Pearson
She's splendid.
Betty Field
No, she's not either. My digestion.
Mrs. Sanderson
Terrible.
Henry Aldrich
Is that you in there, Mrs. Sanderson?
Betty Field
Charles, tell Barbara Henry's here. Been asking all evening where Henry is.
Henry Aldrich
Has she?
Barbara Pearson
No, I haven't either, Grandmother.
Henry Aldrich
I had to stop for a second and see somebody on the way over.
Betty Field
Barbara, want to. Want to put your hat and that package down.
Henry Aldrich
I'll put my hat down, but I think I'll keep the package.
Mr. Pearson
Don't you trust us, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, I don't mind holding it. It only weighs two pounds.
Betty Field
What's in it?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, just a little something. Well, Mr. Pearson, how. How do you find business?
Mr. Pearson
Very good, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
You know, my father was saying.
Mr. Pearson
Will you excuse me just a moment, Henry?
Betty Field
That's all right, Henry. I went over to my doctor's today.
Henry Aldrich
Is that right?
Betty Field
And I can't eat one blessed thing.
Henry Aldrich
Is that right?
Betty Field
And I can't remember when I went to sleep last.
Barbara Pearson
Hello, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Hello. Well, here, here. Here's a package for you. Be careful when you take it. It weighs two pounds.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, you shouldn't have done this, Henry.
Betty Field
Well, aren't you going to open it?
Barbara Pearson
All right. Who did you drop in to see on your way over, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Nobody in particular.
Barbara Pearson
It wasn't Constance Marshall, was it?
Henry Aldrich
All she wanted me to do was drop in and say hello.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, she's a nice girl.
Mr. Pearson
Barbara.
Barbara Pearson
Yes, Father?
Mr. Pearson
You're wanted on the telephone.
Barbara Pearson
Who is it?
Mr. Pearson
It sounded like George Bigelow.
Barbara Pearson
George Bigelow again. Oh, will you excuse me, Henry?
Ezra Stone
Sure.
Betty Field
You mean you're going without opening it?
Barbara Pearson
I'll be right back.
Betty Field
Certainly. Strange I didn't hear that phone ring.
Henry Aldrich
Mrs. Sanderson did. Did Mr. Pearson say George Bigelow?
Betty Field
He did.
Henry Aldrich
George Bigelow. Tell me, what do you honestly think of George?
Betty Field
To tell you the truth, I don't think of him at all.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, what do you think of him? Oh, you can't get me to say anything against him.
Betty Field
Very honorable of you. You know, I said to Barbara only the other day, young lady, I said, I hope you appreciate what kind of a young man Henry Aldrich really is.
Henry Aldrich
Is that right?
Betty Field
Oh, my, yes.
Henry Aldrich
And what did she say?
Betty Field
I forget now.
Barbara Pearson
Well, I certainly hope George doesn't call again.
Henry Aldrich
George fine.
Barbara Pearson
He's very fine.
Henry Aldrich
Glad to hear that.
Betty Field
Certainly wish I could say as much about myself.
Barbara Pearson
Don't you think you'd feel better if you went up to bed?
Betty Field
Grandmother, when are you gonna open that candy?
Barbara Pearson
I'm opening it. Candy, Grandmother? Well, just two candy, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, I didn't even know you were there. Thank you.
Mr. Pearson
Very good.
Betty Field
Even if they do have nothing.
Henry Aldrich
Shall we step out onto the front porch, Barbara?
Betty Field
No, don't go out there and catch pneumonia to prime your lives.
Henry Aldrich
Couldn't Barbara put on a coat maybe?
Mr. Pearson
Oh, Barbara.
Constance Marshall
Yes, Father?
Mr. Pearson
Telephone. I think it's George Bigelow again.
Barbara Pearson
My goodness. I guess he just thinks I don't have anything else to do. Excuse me, Henry.
Betty Field
Well, I must be getting deaf. Henry, do you hear any phone ring?
Henry Aldrich
No, ma'am. Who are you with? I.
Betty Field
Whatever it is, don't you do something about it.
Henry Aldrich
What is there I can do?
Betty Field
Well, it's worth having. Worth having, ain't it?
Henry Aldrich
You mean. You mean I ought to pound the daylights out of George?
Betty Field
Either out of him or out of Barbara.
Henry Aldrich
How?
Betty Field
Well, anything you can lay your hands on reminds me. Hand me that candy.
Henry Aldrich
Gee, if Barbara likes George, I don't see how socking him is going to help any.
Betty Field
Certainly make you feel better, won't it?
Henry Aldrich
Even if he's older than I am.
Betty Field
Listen, young man, I used to be as pretty as any of them in my day, and I know all the tricks of the trade.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah?
Betty Field
Did you used to fight when occasion demanded it?
Mrs. Sanderson
Yes.
Betty Field
Hey, are these all caramels?
Henry Aldrich
No, ma'am.
Betty Field
Now, let me tell you something. If you want to make her sit up and take notice, only way to do is to make her jealous.
Henry Aldrich
You mean when she comes into the room? I don't pay any attention to her. I just sit and talk to you.
Betty Field
Well, is that the way they do it in the movies?
Henry Aldrich
You mean I should make her think I like somebody else.
Betty Field
I'm telling you, not as a grandmother, but as one soldier to another. Get busy and get busy quick.
Henry Aldrich
Yes, ma'am.
Betty Field
Here. Want to eat the half of this one? It's got nuts in it.
Barbara Pearson
My goodness. George Bigelow. He wants to give me his class pin. Can you imagine such a thing?
Henry Aldrich
Well, I'm late as it is.
Barbara Pearson
Where you going?
Henry Aldrich
No place. I. I just told Connie when I dropped in I'd be right back.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't tell George he could come over.
Henry Aldrich
No.
Betty Field
Why don't you call him back?
Barbara Pearson
Well, of course, maybe I will if.
Betty Field
His phone ain't wore out.
Barbara Pearson
Henry, what's that you're putting on the lapel? Your code?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, nothing. Just a penacony she asked me to wear.
Barbara Pearson
Where'd she get it?
Henry Aldrich
Her mother had it first. It's an old family hair loom.
Barbara Pearson
Let me see what it says. Vote the temp Democratic ticket.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah, yeah, the whole family comes from a long line of Democrats.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, I'm sorry you have to go, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Well, maybe I can stay.
Betty Field
I'm telling you, Henry Aldridge, you're making the mistake of your life.
Henry Aldrich
But, well, Grandmother, I don't think we.
Barbara Pearson
Should force him to go, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Well, I guess I have to go, Barbara. Goodbye.
Barbara Pearson
Goodbye.
Betty Field
I. I don't suppose we'll see very much of you from now on, will we?
Henry Aldrich
Why not? Oh.
Constance Marshall
Oh.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, yeah. I guess as time goes on, you won't.
Mr. Pearson
Well, Barbara, you're wanted on the telephone.
Henry Aldrich
Who is it you better go to, George?
Mr. Pearson
It's Constance Marshall. She's over at somebody's house and wants you to come over.
Henry Aldrich
Is that right?
Barbara Pearson
Oh, I'll answer it in just a minute.
Betty Field
Who is this Constance Marshall?
Barbara Pearson
Constance Marshall is nothing but an nts.
Henry Aldrich
What's an nts?
Barbara Pearson
NTS is Necktie Straightener. Every boy she meets, she has to straighten right away.
Betty Field
Charles, who is Constance Marshall?
Mr. Pearson
Constance Marshall's father is one of the most active Republicans in this state.
Barbara Pearson
Is that right?
Henry Aldrich
I think I'll be going.
Barbara Pearson
I know what you're going to do, Henry Aldrich. You're not going to Connie's house at all.
Henry Aldrich
But I am.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, no, you aren't. You're really going to some other girl's house, I hope, whoever she is, you have an awful time there.
Henry Aldrich
But listen.
Barbara Pearson
No, I won't. I hate you, Henry Aldrich.
Betty Field
Young man, get out of this house.
Henry Aldrich
But, Mr. Sanders.
Betty Field
And don't you ever darken this doorway again with chocolates filled with Nuts and raisins. Get out.
Henry Aldrich
Yes, ma'am.
Constance Marshall
Hello, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Hiya, Constance.
Constance Marshall
Where are you going?
Henry Aldrich
No place. Just to the grocery store.
Constance Marshall
Henry Aldridge, look at your necktie.
Henry Aldrich
I know it's crooked. I wear my tie like that purposely.
Constance Marshall
Please let Constance help you.
Henry Aldrich
Not so tight. Do you want to strangle me?
Betty Field
How do you do, Henry Aldrich?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Sanderson?
Constance Marshall
How do you do, Mrs. Sandson?
Betty Field
How do you do, young lady? Where are you going? I'm going to the doctor's.
Henry Aldrich
Would you like to have me walk along partway with you?
Constance Marshall
Oh, do you have to go now, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Gee, I'm late as it is.
Betty Field
Tell you what I wish you'd do, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Stay right where you are here.
Betty Field
Yes, sir. Barbara. Be along just a minute or so. Wish you tell her where I've gone.
Henry Aldrich
But my mother's waiting for the groceries.
Betty Field
Do you want Barbara to walk the streets of this town looking for me? Now you stay right here as I tell you to. And you, young lady, you stay here and see does.
Constance Marshall
Oh yes, Mrs. Sanderson.
Betty Field
You tell her if I'm out to the doctor's, I'll be right across the street in there getting a bag of candy.
Constance Marshall
Henry Aldridge, look at your hair.
Henry Aldrich
Listen, Constance, you know, you could be.
Constance Marshall
One of the cutest boys I've ever known.
Henry Aldrich
Cute? I'm cute? How do you think I'm cute?
Constance Marshall
Oh, Henry, you've got the cutest lock of hair right up there.
Henry Aldrich
What's the matter with her?
Constance Marshall
Every time I push it down, it goes right up. Look at it. Down, up, down, up.
Barbara Pearson
How do you do, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Where did you come from, Barbara?
Barbara Pearson
No place.
Henry Aldrich
Your grandmother wanted me to tell you. She's gone to the doctors.
Barbara Pearson
I know where she is.
Henry Aldrich
Oh. Well, what did she want us to wait here and tell you for?
Barbara Pearson
I should like to add, Henry Aldrich, that you are certainly making a spectacle yourself out here in the street.
Henry Aldrich
I am.
Barbara Pearson
No self respecting person would have his hair combed by a girl right out in public.
Henry Aldrich
Listen, Barbara, I'll have you know, I'll have my hair combed wherever I want.
Barbara Pearson
And what George Bigelow said about you is absolutely, absolutely true.
Henry Aldrich
What'd he say about me?
Barbara Pearson
Never mind. He said you. He said. I hope sometime he tells you what he said.
Henry Aldrich
Well, what do you know about that? Gee, was anybody think I'd struck her?
Constance Marshall
Henry, if I were you, I'd never speak to her again.
Henry Aldrich
I hope you don't think I'm going to speak to her again.
Constance Marshall
Henry, would you like to come over to my house tonight.
Henry Aldrich
She would. I'd be glad to. I'd be glad to. I think it would do me good.
Ezra Stone
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Barbara Pearson
Henry.
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry. Henry. Mary, do you know whether Henry's up yet?
Barbara Pearson
He said he was getting up the first time you called, Father.
Mr. Pearson
What is it?
Betty Field
Father, will you please tell Mary that if she sees Connie Marshall go by to flag her?
Mrs. Sanderson
Aren't you all dressed yet, Henry?
Betty Field
Practically, Mother.
Barbara Pearson
My goodness, all Henry can think about is Constance Marshall.
Mrs. Sanderson
How is it he never sees Barbara Pearson anymore?
Barbara Pearson
Her grandmother won't let him near the house.
Mr. Pearson
What's the trouble?
Barbara Pearson
I don't know, except she said something about his going too far over something. And did I tell you about the picture I found under Henry's pillow?
Mr. Pearson
Of whom? Barbara's grandmother.
Barbara Pearson
Of Connie Marshall. And down in the corner it said Constance to others, but constantly to Henry. Doesn't that make you positively ill?
Mr. Pearson
Mother, please pass the salt.
Mrs. Sanderson
This whole business is something I shall never understand.
Mr. Pearson
Oh, forget it. By next week you'll be over the whole thing.
Barbara Pearson
Mother.
Mrs. Sanderson
Yes, Henry?
Betty Field
Have you any idea where my trousers might be?
Mr. Pearson
I thought you were all dressed.
Betty Field
I am, Father. All but my trousers. They seem to be missing.
Mrs. Sanderson
Where did you wear them last?
Betty Field
I think it was when I went to the movies.
Constance Marshall
Don't tell me you left your trousers at the movies.
Mrs. Sanderson
Where are your brown trousers, dear?
Betty Field
My brown trousers? But, Mother, Connie doesn't like those.
Barbara Pearson
She even tells them what clothes to wear. The next thing you know, they'll be announcing their engagement.
Mrs. Sanderson
It may be of interest for you to know that this is not one bit.
Barbara Pearson
But, Mother, I think it would be all right with Constance.
Mrs. Sanderson
How do you know?
Barbara Pearson
I heard her tell Henry only the other day that she believes in long engagements.
Mr. Pearson
Well, this would have to be a good long one, because Henry still has.
Ezra Stone
A year and a half of high.
Mr. Pearson
School and six years of college before he even begins to practice law.
Barbara Pearson
She may even talk him out of becoming a lawyer.
Mrs. Sanderson
Mary, you certainly are cheerful this morning.
Barbara Pearson
Mother, look out through the window. Look at what I see.
Mrs. Sanderson
Constance Marshall.
Mr. Pearson
Constance Marshall?
Barbara Pearson
She comes here for breakfast.
Mr. Pearson
Well, they selected a very excellent name for that child.
Constance Marshall
Hello, Mary.
Barbara Pearson
Hello.
Constance Marshall
I wondered whether you'd like to have me walk to school with you.
Mrs. Sanderson
Come on in.
Barbara Pearson
Constance, I guess you know my father, don't you?
Constance Marshall
How do you do?
Mr. Pearson
How do you do?
Constance Marshall
My goodness, Mr. Aldridge, you look like Henry. I only, of course, an awful lot older.
Mr. Pearson
Yes.
Barbara Pearson
Shall we start now?
Constance Marshall
Constance, has Henry left yet?
Mrs. Sanderson
Not yet.
Constance Marshall
Where is he?
Mr. Pearson
We have no idea where he is.
Constance Marshall
You mean, Mr. Aldrich, Henry has left home?
Mr. Pearson
Apparently he has.
Mrs. Sanderson
Constance, Henry's upstairs.
Mr. Pearson
We only think he's upstairs. No one in the family has seen him. We have simply heard sounds that might have come from Henry.
Barbara Pearson
Henry.
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry.
Mr. Pearson
You see? What did I tell you?
Betty Field
Is somebody calling me?
Mrs. Sanderson
There's somebody down here to see you.
Betty Field
Who is it, Mother?
Mrs. Sanderson
Oh, somebody.
Betty Field
You mean to see me? Yes, I know who it is. It's Stinky Cameron.
Barbara Pearson
Hi, Stinky Henry.
Betty Field
I'll be down just as soon as I find my pants.
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry, it's not Stinky. And even if it were, I don't think you should call him that.
Betty Field
He doesn't mind.
Mrs. Sanderson
Who?
Constance Marshall
You.
Mr. Pearson
Stinky Henry.
Betty Field
Father Thompson, come on up and help me find my pants.
Constance Marshall
Henry, you're disgracing the entire family.
Mrs. Sanderson
In fact, it might interest you to know that Constance is down here.
Betty Field
Yeah, so's General Grant.
Constance Marshall
Hello, Henry.
Betty Field
Well, gee whiz, where did you come from, Connie?
Constance Marshall
Home.
Betty Field
Well, why didn't anybody tell me? I'll be right down.
Barbara Pearson
Henry, have you got your trousers on?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, no.
Betty Field
I'm glad you spoke about that. Excuse me.
Barbara Pearson
You better be starting, Constance.
Constance Marshall
Oh, we've got loads of time, Mary.
Barbara Pearson
Not unless you want to be as late as Henry is. Goodbye, Mother.
Betty Field
Goodbye, Father.
Mr. Pearson
Goodbye, Mary.
Constance Marshall
Goodbye, Mr. Aldrich.
Mr. Pearson
Goodbye, Charming young woman.
Mrs. Sanderson
Oh, my goodness, Sam. I hope he'll get over it.
Mr. Pearson
You must remember, however, that someday somebody is going to marry that young woman.
Mrs. Sanderson
But it certainly isn't going to be Henry.
Mr. Pearson
It would be just our luck to have it be Henry.
Betty Field
Wait for me, Mary. Wait for me.
Mrs. Sanderson
They've left, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
They left without me.
Mrs. Sanderson
Of course.
Henry Aldrich
Well, goodbye, everybody.
Mrs. Sanderson
Come back here and eat your breakfast.
Henry Aldrich
But, Mother, do you want me to run right on top of a hearty meal?
Mrs. Sanderson
I want you to come back to this.
Mr. Pearson
Where did you find your trousers?
Henry Aldrich
That's the strangest part of it. I found them on a chair in my room.
Mrs. Sanderson
On a chair?
Henry Aldrich
Yeah.
Mr. Pearson
Henry, where did you meet this Constance?
Henry Aldrich
I was a. Henry, don't you think.
Mrs. Sanderson
You should swallow your food before you talk?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother. I'll answer you in just a minute. Father. There I was assigned next to her.
Mr. Pearson
In what way?
Henry Aldrich
My seat. My seat in assembly.
Mr. Pearson
Oh, I see.
Henry Aldrich
Why were you asking?
Mr. Pearson
I was just wondering, what does her father do?
Mrs. Sanderson
He's a.
Barbara Pearson
What?
Henry Aldrich
Just a minute. He's an exterminator.
Mr. Pearson
An exterminator?
Henry Aldrich
No matter what you have, even if it's rats, you call him. And he'll get rid of them.
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry.
Henry Aldrich
That's right, Mother. He's. He'll get rid of any kind of pest there is.
Mr. Pearson
He has never shown any disfavor toward his daughter.
Henry Aldrich
Don't you like Constance?
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry, in the past, your father and I have always permitted you to know anyone you wanted to. But somehow we don't care for this Connie.
Henry Aldrich
Why not, Mother?
Mrs. Sanderson
Well, putting it bluntly, you're much too nice for her.
Henry Aldrich
Mother, don't be absurd. Until she came along, I didn't care how I looked. Now look at me. Remember that bunch of hair that always used to stand up? Now I keep it combed down.
Mrs. Sanderson
And to tell you the truth, I miss that lock of hair. I miss it very much.
Henry Aldrich
You don't think I look improved?
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry, dear, when are you coming to your senses?
Henry Aldrich
In what way, Mother?
Mrs. Sanderson
Well, for one week now, you haven't touched your homework. You can't eat your meals.
Henry Aldrich
I don't need food.
Mrs. Sanderson
Whatever became of Barbara Pearson?
Henry Aldrich
Barbara Pearson?
Mrs. Sanderson
Of course she wouldn't.
Henry Aldrich
Well, she was all right when I was young.
Mr. Pearson
Mother, you grew old seven days ago.
Henry Aldrich
I certainly changed since then.
Mr. Pearson
In what way? Aside from putting Vaseline on your hair?
Henry Aldrich
In a lot of ways, Father.
Mr. Pearson
Well, just remember, son, we wouldn't have you lose your head for anything. Is that clear? Yes, Father, now I run on to school.
Henry Aldrich
Yes, sir. Only. Only you've got the wrong idea about Constance.
Mr. Pearson
I'm quite sure one of us has.
Mrs. Sanderson
Goodbye.
Betty Field
Goodbye.
Mrs. Sanderson
So long, Sam Aldrich. I'm worried sick.
Mr. Pearson
Alice, you're worrying about something. That's absurd, Sam.
Mrs. Sanderson
I didn't want to say anything about it before. I usually don't read anything that belongs to Henry. But I picked up a note Constance wrote him and Sam, she isn't his kind.
Mr. Pearson
Why didn't you tell me there was more to it?
Mrs. Sanderson
What I want to know is what we should do.
Mr. Pearson
Give him some castor oil and send him to bed.
Mrs. Sanderson
That's what I thought you'd say. I know what I am going to do.
Mr. Pearson
What?
Mrs. Sanderson
I'm going to handle this the way the psychologists say a parent should.
Mr. Pearson
Alice, if I were you, I wouldn't start fooling around with psychology at a time like this.
Mrs. Sanderson
But it's common sense, Sam. If we forbid his seeing the girl, it's simply a challenge. So the thing for us to do is to tell him that he may see her just as much as he.
Mr. Pearson
Wants to, which is what he's doing anyhow.
Mrs. Sanderson
But we should invite her to dinner. Sam.
Mr. Pearson
Invite her here to dinner?
Mrs. Sanderson
Why, of course. If he sees enough of her, he'll grow tired of her.
Mr. Pearson
You hope he will.
Mrs. Sanderson
I'm sure he will. And on next Saturday night, we're having her and some of his other friends here for dinner.
Henry Aldrich
Hiya, Connie.
Constance Marshall
Henry. Henry, do you like my dress?
Henry Aldrich
Yeah, it's very pretty. I've got to see who's at the door.
Constance Marshall
Oh, I let them in. It was George Bigelow and some other girls. Oh, Henry, let Connie straighten your tie.
Henry Aldrich
You always yank it so tight. The other night I had to go to sleep with it on.
Mrs. Sanderson
Oh.
Mr. Pearson
Oh.
Constance Marshall
How do you do, Mrs. Aldridge?
Mrs. Sanderson
How do you do, Constance? We're very glad you could come.
Mr. Pearson
How do you do?
Constance Marshall
You'll find my family in the living room. Papa has to leave early.
Mrs. Sanderson
I'm sorry to hear that.
Constance Marshall
He's got to go on a big job for somebody.
Mr. Pearson
You don't say so.
Constance Marshall
This is the third time he's been there. He just nicely gets them out and they always come back.
Betty Field
Sam.
Mrs. Sanderson
Come along.
Constance Marshall
Henry, wait and talk to Connie.
Barbara Pearson
Yeah.
Henry Aldrich
I've got to go and see my guests.
Constance Marshall
Are they more important than poor little I?
Henry Aldrich
No, but I ought to go in and say hello to them.
Constance Marshall
Henry. Henry, look at me. Oh, you've got the bluest eyes Connie has ever seen in her life.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah.
Barbara Pearson
Excuse me for interrupting oh.
Betty Field
Got something in your eye, Henry, huh?
Henry Aldrich
Gee whiz. Mrs. Sanderson.
Barbara Pearson
Hello, Henry.
Constance Marshall
Henry, you didn't tell me Barbara was coming.
Betty Field
No.
Constance Marshall
Well, I understood this party was for me. I'm going in the other room and tell your mother what I think of it.
Barbara Pearson
Henry.
Constance Marshall
Already?
Barbara Pearson
Henry, I know I shouldn't have come, even if your mother did say I.
Henry Aldrich
Should, but I'm glad to have you. I'm glad to have both of you.
Betty Field
Well, I'm not staying. I just came to make sure she got here. Where's your mother?
Henry Aldrich
In the next room.
Betty Field
I'll just slip in, say hello, see whether maybe there's a little candy around.
Barbara Pearson
Well, I see Constance has been fixing your tie again.
Henry Aldrich
How can you tell?
Barbara Pearson
It looks so nice. Doesn't look like you.
Henry Aldrich
No.
Barbara Pearson
When I came in, she was just gonna straighten your eyes for you, I guess, wasn't she?
Henry Aldrich
Listen, Barbara, please.
Barbara Pearson
Henry, would you mind very much if I went home?
Mr. Pearson
Henry, aren't you going to come in and join your guests?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Father, we're coming.
Mr. Pearson
George Bigelow says he hasn't even seen you.
Barbara Pearson
George Piccolo. Henry, I can't go in there.
Henry Aldrich
Why not?
Barbara Pearson
Because I can't. Please let me go, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
But I want you to stay.
Barbara Pearson
Henry, I've got to tell you, those telephone calls I had from George, they weren't from George at all.
Henry Aldrich
Well, who were they from?
Barbara Pearson
Nobody. I just did it to make you jealous.
Henry Aldrich
Was that your grandmother's idea?
Barbara Pearson
No, it was mine. Wasn't it ridiculous?
Betty Field
Barbara, come in here. They got cakes with every kind of icing you can think of. No, Henry, your mother wants you.
Henry Aldrich
I'll be there.
Betty Field
She wants you now. Right away.
Henry Aldrich
But can't she wait a second?
Betty Field
No. Now then, young lady, if you want Henry Aldridge, you will stay here where you can keep an eye on him.
Barbara Pearson
I'm not gonna stay.
Betty Field
You want to upset me even more than I already am.
Barbara Pearson
I can't help it.
Betty Field
I'm going home.
Mrs. Sanderson
Blubber a wee. No, you've got to come in, dear. It wouldn't be a party without you.
Barbara Pearson
Why not?
Mrs. Sanderson
For any number of reasons.
Barbara Pearson
But look at my eyes. They're a sight.
Betty Field
Tears, my dear, only make you prettier. I know from experience.
Barbara Pearson
Do you really think.
Mrs. Sanderson
Frank, you been asleep yet?
Mr. Pearson
Of course.
Mrs. Sanderson
I've been thinking about that party. And you said I didn't understand psychology.
Mr. Pearson
I didn't say that. I said you were taking a gamble.
Mrs. Sanderson
Just think. We won't have to worry about that awful Constance Marshall or the idea of Henry's ever giving up Law or getting.
Betty Field
Engaged before he leaves high school as usual?
Mr. Pearson
Work out for the best, provided you.
Mrs. Sanderson
Give him a little assistance. By the way, have you heard Henry come in yet?
Mr. Pearson
Don't believe I have.
Barbara Pearson
Oh, my goodness.
Mrs. Sanderson
What time is it?
Mr. Pearson
It's by the clock on the Bureau. It's 10 minutes to 2.
Mrs. Sanderson
Sam Aldrich. Henry has never stayed out this late before in his life.
Mr. Pearson
I thought you weren't going to worry anymore.
Mrs. Sanderson
Oh, Henry, is that you?
Henry Aldrich
Yes.
Mr. Pearson
Where have you been, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
No place. I just walked home with Barbara and then I had to wait until her grandmother went to bed.
Mrs. Sanderson
Come in here and say good night to us.
Henry Aldrich
I want to thank you for the swell party. Barbara said she had a very nice time.
Mrs. Sanderson
Sit down here on the edge of the bed, Henry.
Mr. Pearson
You're sitting right on my ankle.
Henry Aldrich
I'm sorry, Father. I didn't know it was there.
Mr. Pearson
Where did you think it would be?
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry, move your head over toward the light from the door.
Henry Aldrich
What for?
Mrs. Sanderson
Oh, Henry, I could almost cry.
Betty Field
Why, that old lock of hair.
Mrs. Sanderson
It's standing straight up again.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah, she lets me wear my necktie so I can breathe too. Mother, would you mind my asking? Right from the shoulder.
Mrs. Sanderson
What, dear?
Henry Aldrich
Well, would you and Father be disappointed if I didn't study six years to become a lawyer?
Mr. Pearson
Why not?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, no particular reason, Father. Just asking.
Mrs. Sanderson
Henry Aldrich, you aren't thinking of getting married, are you?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, no, Mother. No. We think you should wait until you're at least through high school, don't you?
Mr. Pearson
Well, Alice, you certainly understand psychology.
Ezra Stone
Ladies and gentlemen, once there was a husband who was very fussy about his desserts. He liked puddings, but only the kind of puddings that his wife made for him. Well, of course, it's a lot of work to make good puddings. So this man's wife decided to play a little trick on him. What happened? Well, the wife who wrote us about this is right here in person. Mrs. Florence C. Who lives at 25 Hillside Avenue, Washington Heights, New York City. Here's your letter, Mrs. C. Would you read us the rest of what you wrote, please?
Barbara Pearson
Certainly, Mr.
Mrs. Sanderson
Von Zelle. I decided to try Jell o chocolate pudding. It only take. It only took me a few minutes.
Barbara Pearson
To whisk it up.
Mrs. Sanderson
And when supper time came, there it was. A big bowl full of rich, creamy, smooth chocolate pudding. Well, my husband came right back for the second helping. Said it was the most delicious pudding I had ever made. So then I told him about it. Told him that I had used the new jello chocolate pudding. He had to admit it surely was a success. Every bit as delicious as the old fashioned kind.
Ezra Stone
Well, thank you very much, Mr. C. And ladies, that is the way to make a hit with your husband too. For the new jello puddings have that real old fashioned goodness. Creamy, smooth, full flavored and tempting. But they're far quicker and easier to make. There are three delicious Jell O puddings to choose from. Rich chocolate, mellow butterscotch and creamy delicate vanilla. Yes, you like all three new Jell O puddings. Real old fashioned puddings made a new fashioned way. So try them tomorrow.
Henry Aldrich
Barbara?
Barbara Pearson
Yes, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Are you sure your grandmother's gone to bed?
Barbara Pearson
Thank heavens she has.
Henry Aldrich
Well, do you mind my asking you something?
Barbara Pearson
What is it, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Would. Would you like to go to a football game with me Saturday?
Barbara Pearson
Of course I would, Henry.
Betty Field
If you go, Henry, I give you the money to get a seat for me.
Ezra Stone
Well, Grandma's in again. But be sure to tune in again next week for further adventures of Henry Aldrich. The Aldrich Family, starring Ezra Stone, is written by Clifford Goldsmith. Tonight's special guest was Betty Field, star of the stage and screenplay what a Life. And she'll be back with us again next week. Original music is composed and conducted by Jack Miller. Harry Von Zell speaking. And wishing you good night for those delicious new desserts all America's talking about Jello pudding. This is the National Broadcasting Company.
Podcast Summary: Aldrich Family 39-10-17 (016) Girl Trouble aka Date Mix-Up
Podcast Information:
In this episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, listeners are transported back to the Golden Age of Radio with "The Aldrich Family," a beloved radio sitcom that captures the everyday adventures and humorous escapades of the Aldrich household. The episode titled "Girl Trouble aka Date Mix-Up" centers around teenage antics, romantic misunderstandings, and family dynamics that are both relatable and entertaining.
The episode unfolds with Barbara Pearson, Henry Aldrich's sweetheart, expressing concern over Henry's unusual behavior and frequent absences. Barbara suspects that Henry is spending time with Constance Marshall, a girl whose intentions towards Henry seem dubious. The plot thickens as Barbara devises a plan to create jealousy, involving phone calls and strategic manipulations to ensure Henry remains focused on his relationship with her.
Key Events:
Barbara's Concern (02:18 - 04:02):
Henry's Interaction with Constance (05:01 - 09:00):
Family Dynamics and Intervention (16:00 - 22:00):
Climactic Party Scene (22:17 - 24:58):
Resolution and Family Reconciliation (26:00 - 27:17):
Henry Aldrich (Ezra Stone):
Barbara Pearson (Betty Field):
Constance Marshall:
Mr. Pearson:
Mrs. Sanderson:
1. Teenage Romance and Misunderstanding:
2. Parental Intervention and Influence:
3. Identity and Self-Presentation:
4. The Role of External Influences:
1. Barbara's Confrontation with Her Father [03:22 - 04:35]:
2. Henry Receives Constance's Package [05:01 - 06:00]:
3. The Grandmother's Strategy [21:32 - 21:54]:
4. The Party of Misunderstandings [22:17 - 24:58]:
5. Family Conversations Post-Party [26:00 - 27:17]:
"Aldrich Family 39-10-17 (016) Girl Trouble aka Date Mix-Up" masterfully combines humor, familial concern, and teenage romance to weave a storyline that resonates with listeners of all ages. Through the interactions of Henry, Barbara, and Constance, the episode explores themes of love, jealousy, and the challenges of adolescence, all set against the backdrop of a tightly-knit family striving to navigate the complexities of modern life. The episode concludes on a hopeful note, with Henry reaffirming his commitment to Barbara and his family, illustrating the enduring bonds that hold everyone together despite misunderstandings and external pressures.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
This detailed summary encapsulates the central themes, character dynamics, and pivotal moments of the "Girl Trouble aka Date Mix-Up" episode, providing a comprehensive overview for both long-time fans and new listeners alike.