
Aldrich Family 40-02-27 (035) Carrier Pigeons
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Alice Aldrich
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Alice Aldrich
Henry. Henry Aldridge.
Henry Aldrich
Coming, Mother.
Ezra Stone
The Aldrich Family, Starring Ezra Stone. Written by Clifford Goldsmith. Brought to you by the makers of those delicious new desserts. All America's talking about. Jell O Pudding. In the town of Centerville, most of the residents are ready for March to come in like a lion and go out like a lamb. But in the Aldrich family home on Elm street, these traditional animals have been relegated to the background. For Henry Aldrich has real rabbits hopping around the basement and live pigeons flapping about the attic. Our scene tonight opens in Henry's room with Mrs. Aldrich speaking to her son.
Alice Aldrich
Do you want this broken fountain pen, dear?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother.
Alice Aldrich
You want this piece of lead pipe?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother.
Alice Aldrich
Will you tell me what on earth for?
Henry Aldrich
Mother, please. I want everything in my desk.
Alice Aldrich
But, Henry, your desk is a sight.
Henry Aldrich
Let me explain something. Right this minute, I'm very busy. But the first time I'm not busy, I'll clean it out.
Alice Aldrich
You've been saying that for six months.
Henry Aldrich
But gee whiz, when you get through, I won't know where anything is.
Alice Aldrich
What are you saving this ticket to the World's Fair for?
Henry Aldrich
I might use it.
Alice Aldrich
But it's to the Chicago World's Fair. It was over several years ago.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah, I know. It's to the Chicago World's Fair. Even if I don't use it, I'd like to have it for a souvenir.
Alice Aldrich
What about these three pieces of rock, Mother?
Henry Aldrich
I brought all those back from Vermont last summer. I carried them back purposely. Where did you put them?
Alice Aldrich
In this lower drawer.
Henry Aldrich
Well, there's a very good example of what I'm trying to tell you. Supposing I should suddenly need those rocks in a hurry? I'd have to go through everything I own.
Alice Aldrich
Henry, you're exactly like your grandmother.
Sam Aldrich
Alice, Are you at Henry's room?
Alice Aldrich
Yes, Sam.
Henry Aldrich
Did you want me, Father?
Sam Aldrich
No, Henry. Alice, I realize you've wanted a maid for some time and that we now finally have one. But I do wish you'd ask her not to go in that spare room I used to Work in.
Alice Aldrich
What's happened now?
Sam Aldrich
She's just gone through the place like a tornado. She's taken half the things off my desk.
Alice Aldrich
The fact is, dear, I cleaned out your desk.
Sam Aldrich
You cleaned it up?
Martha
Of course.
Sam Aldrich
What did you do with my pen?
Alice Aldrich
I put it in the pen holder.
Sam Aldrich
What did you put it there for?
Alice Aldrich
My goodness. Sam, don't you want Martha to have any respect for us?
Sam Aldrich
Respect for us? After all, are we hiring her or is she hiring us?
Alice Aldrich
But, dear, she's the only maid I've ever had. And this is her first day here. And your room looked almost as bad as the room Henry keeps his rabbits in down in the cellar.
Henry Aldrich
Mother, do we have to tell her about my rabbits?
Alice Aldrich
Whether we do or not, Henry, I think you'd better be prepared for the day when she finds them.
Henry Aldrich
Couldn't you put it up to her? Just tell her that if the rabbits will stay in their room and Father will stay in his, wouldn't she be happy?
Sam Aldrich
Incidentally, who changed the blotter on my desk?
Alice Aldrich
I did.
Sam Aldrich
Well, I didn't want to see it thrown out. I like that old blotter.
Alice Aldrich
All right, dear, go it down and get it out of the trash barrel. If you want to, you may sleep with it under your pillow. But I certainly hope you won't let Martha see it.
Sam Aldrich
Unfortunately, it had all my telephone numbers written on it.
Alice Aldrich
What do you want done with this Canadian penny, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
I might go to Canada sometime.
Alice Aldrich
Ms. Aldrich. Yes, Martha? Mr. Aldrich?
Martha
In here.
Sam Aldrich
I'm right here, Martha.
Martha
Mr. Aldrich, somebody wants you downstairs at the front door.
Sam Aldrich
A gentleman?
Martha
He's sort of a gentleman.
Sam Aldrich
Well, did you ask him to step inside?
Martha
Yes. Ms. Aldrich. Could I pick up some of your time for something?
Alice Aldrich
What is it, Martha?
Martha
I don't like to complain, but frankly, when I come to you this morning, you said there was only four in the family.
Alice Aldrich
That's all there are.
Martha
But how about all those rabbits down in the cellar?
Henry Aldrich
Rabbits, Martha?
Martha
Yeah, but didn't anybody know they was down there?
Alice Aldrich
Of course we knew they were down.
Henry Aldrich
There, but I. Martha, don't you like rabbits?
Martha
My brother kept rabbits once, and frankly, I got awful tired of them.
Henry Aldrich
But they don't ever come upstairs and get in your way, do they?
Martha
Not yet, but two of them's working their way toward the cellar stairs.
Alice Aldrich
Martha, we're not keeping those rabbits always Henry's simp and sell them very soon.
Martha
Do they stay here nice?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, yes. They like it here very much. Alex?
Alice Aldrich
Yes, Sam?
Sam Aldrich
Could you come down here, please?
Alice Aldrich
Right away.
Martha
I ain't gonna stay here with them rabbits.
Henry Aldrich
Martha. Martha, why don't you look at it this way? You know how lucky a rabbit's foot is.
Martha
The rabbits my brother had. It was always just a lot of work.
Henry Aldrich
How long did you live with your brother?
Martha
Frankly, just a little while. I tried, but I couldn't get myself adjusted to it.
Henry Aldrich
But very few people get to like a rabbit right away, Martha. But once you get to know those I have, you'll say, gee whiz. Thanks, Henry, for letting me get to know them.
Martha
Well, I'll finish out today, but I can't stay any longer than that.
Henry Aldrich
Look, Martha, is there anything I could give you to make it worth your while?
Martha
Like what?
Henry Aldrich
Well, I could give you part of my allowance each week.
Martha
How much would that be?
Henry Aldrich
Well, I. I could give you 20 cents of it.
Martha
20 cents?
Henry Aldrich
And I'll do all the work that's in connection with the rabbits. Gee whiz, Martha, isn't that a bargain?
Martha
Frankly, I wouldn't be interested.
Henry Aldrich
Would. Would you be interested in 20 cents a week in your choice of anything in my desk here?
Martha
What you got?
Henry Aldrich
Well, gee, I got a million things. How about a Canadian penny?
Martha
How many you got?
Henry Aldrich
Well, just one, but don't let that mislead you. It's only a penny in Canada, but here, Martha, how much is it here? Well, I wouldn't want to say. In this country, a thing like that is very rare.
Martha
Yeah.
Henry Aldrich
In fact, that's only the fourth one I've ever seen in my life. And you know how long I've been kicking around.
Martha
What else you got?
Henry Aldrich
What else have I? Well, would you like a piece of genuine Vermont granite?
Martha
Martha, that's just a piece of stone, ain't it?
Henry Aldrich
Not in Vermont, it isn't. In Vermont, that's granite, and you can't get better granite unless you want to import it. You certainly wouldn't want to go to all that trouble.
Martha
You got anything else?
Henry Aldrich
Well, there's a compass here, only I wouldn't want to give you that. It's broken. Gee whiz, if you got lost with that, where would you be?
Martha
I don't want to do that.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, here's something for you. Gee whiz.
Martha
What is it?
Henry Aldrich
How would you like a ticket to the World's Fair?
Martha
To the woods fair?
Henry Aldrich
Sure.
Martha
You gon give me this?
Henry Aldrich
Of course, if you'll only stay with the rabbits.
Alice Aldrich
Martha, may I speak with you just a minute?
Henry Aldrich
Ms. Aldrich?
Alice Aldrich
Martha, that visitor downstairs did not want to see Mr. Aldrich. He wanted to See? Henry.
Martha
Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Somebody's here to see me, Mother.
Alice Aldrich
Come right on up, Tommy.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, up here. I'm up in my room, Tom. Martha, is it all set?
Martha
Well, I see it till the fair open.
Alice Aldrich
Henry, take a look at this.
Henry Aldrich
What is it? It's the morning paper. Not so loud, Tommy. But it's Gussian we put in. Yeah? Let's see it. I'm telling you, Henry, we're going to make money. Hand over. Has anyone phoned your house yet? Oh, it's too early. But I'm asking you, Henry, who else in town would have thought of using carrier pigeons this way? Not so loud, I tell you. What's the matter? I mean, what's the matter? We've got a new maid, and she ought to get used to one thing at a time. Doesn't she like pigeons? We don't know yet. She doesn't know you've got some up in the attic. She'll find it out, Tommy. She'll find it out. They're in the room right next to hers.
Sam Aldrich
Oh, Henry, is your mother in there?
Henry Aldrich
No, she isn't, father. Tommy, fold the paper up quick and stick it on my desk.
Sam Aldrich
Where'd she go?
Henry Aldrich
Who? Mother.
Alice Aldrich
What is it, Sam?
Sam Aldrich
I dug my old blotter out of the trash barrel. I also found one of my good trout flies in there.
Alice Aldrich
I almost hooked myself on that thing. Every time I go into your desk.
Sam Aldrich
Drawer, you no right to go in there, dear. That's my drawer, and everything in there is mine. Yes, Martha?
Martha
A pilot wants to speak to you on the telephone.
Sam Aldrich
I'll be right there.
Alice Aldrich
Henry, isn't that the morning paper sticking out of your desk?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, that isn't ours, Mother. That's Tommy's. I'll take it, Mrs. Aldridge. There's no use bothering you with that.
Alice Aldrich
May I see it, please?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Mother, have you ever noticed how this piece of granite sparkles?
Alice Aldrich
Henry, I'm looking at the advertisements before I do my shopping.
Henry Aldrich
Wouldn't you like to have me look at them for you?
Alice Aldrich
I certainly would not.
Henry Aldrich
Have you noticed the ads on this other page? Mrs. Alden?
Alice Aldrich
Over here.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah.
Alice Aldrich
Why should I buy a piano?
Henry Aldrich
I don't know. They say they're good pianos.
Sam Aldrich
Alice, will you please tell Martha not to call me every time the phone rings?
Alice Aldrich
Who was that call for?
Sam Aldrich
Tommy Walsh's. Mother wants to talk with him.
Henry Aldrich
She wants to talk to me, Mr. Aldridge. She wants me.
Sam Aldrich
Yes, Tommy.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, the first one's come.
Martha
The first one's come.
Sam Aldrich
What is come?
Henry Aldrich
A message he was expecting Sam.
Alice Aldrich
Did you see this advertisement?
Sam Aldrich
What advertisement?
Alice Aldrich
I think it might interest Henry, too.
Henry Aldrich
What's it for, Mother?
Alice Aldrich
A clearance of men's and young men's shoes.
Henry Aldrich
Shoes? Let me say it here.
Alice Aldrich
Henry, are you too warm?
Henry Aldrich
Warm?
Alice Aldrich
Mother, what's the matter with you?
Henry Aldrich
I just thought I'd get down and see Tommy. Father, could I have the paper, please?
Sam Aldrich
One moment here. Alice, did you see this?
Alice Aldrich
What?
Sam Aldrich
This notice. It says carrier pigeon service. Messages delivered to any point in Centerville. Low rates. Our birds can make 60 miles per hour under favorable conditions. Signed, Ulrich and Walt Incorporated.
Alice Aldrich
Sam, read that again.
Sam Aldrich
I'd rather not.
Alice Aldrich
Henry, do you still have those pigeons up in the attic?
Henry Aldrich
Well, less than a dozen.
Alice Aldrich
Mother, what do you suppose Martha's going to do when she finds them?
Henry Aldrich
But, Mother, Tommy and I can make some money.
Sam Aldrich
Henry, you don't imagine anyone is actually going to use any such messenger service, do you?
Henry Aldrich
Why not? We only charge 10 cents a message, and the whole thing's clear profit.
Alice Aldrich
Do you mean to say, dear, your pigeons can go any place you send them?
Henry Aldrich
Well, I couldn't go so far as to say that, Mother. But they're trained almost that well.
Alice Aldrich
When Martha leaves, can your pigeons be trained to do the housework?
Henry Aldrich
Could I keep the pigeons in my room, Mother?
Alice Aldrich
No, dear.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, may I come in? Yes, Tommy. Listen, Henry, Mrs. Persons wants us to deliver a very important message for you. It's all off, Tommy.
Sam Aldrich
Tommy, what is the message Mrs. Persons wants delivered?
Henry Aldrich
Well, she didn't say. She just said we should come over right away.
Alice Aldrich
May I ask how a pigeon could possibly deliver a message for her?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, it'd be simple, Mother. We've got Dizzy Stevens working for us on a commission, see? He takes one of our pigeons over to Mrs. Persons and fastens the message on her foot, see?
Sam Aldrich
Onto Mrs. Persons Foot?
Henry Aldrich
No, onto the pigeons.
Alice Aldrich
How does it know where to go?
Henry Aldrich
It comes here, whether the message is.
Sam Aldrich
For us or not.
Henry Aldrich
Well, this is a relay junction. One of us then detaches the bird from the message, jumps on a bicycle and delivers it. Sure, sure. That's all there is to it, Mr. Aldrich.
Sam Aldrich
You don't say so.
Henry Aldrich
Could anything be more simple?
Alice Aldrich
And where is Mrs. Persons all this time?
Henry Aldrich
That's the beautiful part of it. Once the message leaves her hands, she can forget the whole thing.
Sam Aldrich
Supposing there's an answer.
Henry Aldrich
What's that?
Sam Aldrich
Supposing there's an answer.
Henry Aldrich
Well, Mr. Aldrich, don't you think that would be an exceptional case? I mean, after all, most people just send the message. And that's all there is to it. Sure, that's what I should think.
Alice Aldrich
Well, Martha will never stand for our keeping those pigeons.
Sam Aldrich
Alice, what does Martha have to do with it? The boys have an idea here.
Alice Aldrich
Don't you want me to keep a maid?
Sam Aldrich
Well, I don't think she should be spoiled.
Henry Aldrich
That's what I think.
Sam Aldrich
Now, can't you explain to Martha what Henry wants to do?
Alice Aldrich
Well, if I can't understand it, certainly Martha can't.
Henry Aldrich
Mother. Look at it this way, Henry.
Alice Aldrich
There's no use arguing. Martha is not going to like pigeons.
Henry Aldrich
But, Mother.
Sam Aldrich
Henry, let me talk to your mother. Alice, I don't think what Henry wants to do is going to laugh. But I do think he should be allowed to try it. And I don't see why Martha should.
Ezra Stone
Be afraid of pigeons.
Alice Aldrich
Would you like it if a pigeon should get into your room in the middle of the night?
Sam Aldrich
What harm could it do?
Alice Aldrich
Well, I'm sure I wouldn't like it.
Henry Aldrich
Where does the trouble seem to be, Henry? No place, Tommy. We just have a temperamental maid.
Alice Aldrich
Henry, if you must go through with this, supposing you wait while I have a talk with Martha.
Sam Aldrich
If you want my advice, don't mention the pigeons to her and she won't even notice they're there. What on earth is that?
Henry Aldrich
It's coming from the app.
Alice Aldrich
I think it's Martha.
Henry Aldrich
She's found the pigeons.
Ezra Stone
A week or so ago, ladies and gentlemen, one of our listeners gave a party and a few days afterwards he received a note of thanks from one of the guests. Now, you've all heard people refer to such a note as a bread and butter letter. But this one was a pudding letter because here's the way it read.
Alice Aldrich
Dear Helen, just a line or two to tell you how much Bob and I enjoyed the party. It certainly was a big success and we all had a grand time. Incidentally, the real hit of the evening was that wonderful pudding you served for dessert. Bob keeps asking me to find out how you made it. So why don't you be a good girl and send me the recipe? Love, Julia.
Ezra Stone
Well, the next day, Helen answered her friend's letter. And if you could have peeked over her shoulder, you'd have read this.
Alice Aldrich
Dear Julia, the pudding was called Jello Orange Vanilla Whip. And I heard about it on the radio on the program called the Aldrich Family. Here's the way Harry von Zell said to make it.
Ezra Stone
Well, first you take one package each of orange Jello and Jello vanilla pudding and make them up as you usually do, then chill the Orange Jello and whip it as directed on the box. Next, you chill the Jello vanilla pudding and add it to the whipped jello, beating constantly until blended. Then mold and there you have a truly swell dessert. A glorious combination of golden orange jello and smooth, creamy Jello vanilla pudding. Easy to make and downright inexpensive. P.S. now why not try some yourself, friends, and see how soon it becomes one of your special favorites. For rich, tangy flavor, for rare, distinctive goodness, Jello Orange Vanilla whip is absolutely tops. Now getting back to the problems of Henry, the Aldrich's have a new maid who apparently does not like pigeons. The scene opens on the second floor of the Aldrich home.
Alice Aldrich
Sam, I've about decided you were right.
Sam Aldrich
Regarding what, Alice?
Alice Aldrich
Well, I don't think we should make Henry get rid of those pigeons just because Martha doesn't like them.
Sam Aldrich
You certainly aren't going to let her go, are you?
Alice Aldrich
I thought you said I should.
Sam Aldrich
Well, that was before she made that beef stew we had for lunch. That was the best beef stew Alice I ever ate in my life.
Alice Aldrich
But if we let her have her way on the pigeon, she'll want her way on everything.
Sam Aldrich
It might interest you to know, Alice, that Martha no longer objects to the pigeons.
Alice Aldrich
How do you know?
Sam Aldrich
I had a little talk with her.
Alice Aldrich
What did you tell her?
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Henry Aldrich
21/Members and conditions apply.
Sam Aldrich
Well, I told her we'd give her a dollar a week more.
Alice Aldrich
Sam Aldridge, you should never have told her that.
Sam Aldrich
But I like her stew.
Alice Aldrich
I still don't believe she's going to stay In a house with something she's scared to death of for only $1 a week extra.
Sam Aldrich
Well, if you must know, I gave her something else.
Alice Aldrich
What?
Sam Aldrich
My trout fly. She wanted it for a hat ornament.
Alice Aldrich
Well, at least I won't be hooked on it anymore.
Sam Aldrich
I also gave her a timetable.
Alice Aldrich
I thought she was staying.
Sam Aldrich
She is, until the Chicago World's Fair reopens.
Alice Aldrich
What year will that be?
Sam Aldrich
I have no idea, but she's staying until then.
Henry Aldrich
Mother, where are you?
Alice Aldrich
Henry?
Henry Aldrich
I'm coming down the attic stairs. Have any pigeons flown in any windows down here yet?
Alice Aldrich
None that I've seen.
Henry Aldrich
Isn't that strange?
Alice Aldrich
How's your messenger service working?
Henry Aldrich
Fine. I wonder how you can account for a thing like that. You gotta give our bird time, Henry. But baby's the fastest bird we have.
Sam Aldrich
Nothing seem to have gone wrong, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, nothing, Father. Nothing. Just seems to be a minor delay. The only thing that's wrong is we don't know where our pigeon went. Of course, maybe Dizzy Stevens hasn't even got her over to Mrs. Persons yet. That's what happened. Sure. Dizzy probably took the nickel we paid him and is out blowing it in. Come on up. Back up into the attic, boys.
Sam Aldrich
You haven't forgotten your promise to stay out of Martha's room while you're up there?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, we haven't been near her door, Father. Henry, what do you suppose has become of Babe? Gee whiz. There's probably a strong headwind holding her back. But Mrs. Persons Only lives a mile from here. Maybe she arrived when we weren't looking and couldn't see that this attic window here was open. She can find this house. She certainly ought to be able to tell whether a window was open. Tommy. Tommy, take a look outside. At what? Look. She's coming 90 miles an hour. That isn't the direction Mrs. Persons lives in. What difference does it make? She's coming, isn't she? She probably went around so she could come in on the wind. Where is she now? She's straight up there. Henry. Henry, I think I can see the message. Father, Mother, come up for the landing. Stand back from the window, Tommy, so we don't frighten her. Where is she? She's overhead. She. She was. She went right by. To where? I don't know. She didn't stop just when we need her. As a matter of fact, that might have been some other bird. You know, what we need is a pair of binoculars.
Sam Aldrich
Has she landed, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Not yet, Father. It was just an aeroplane or something.
Sam Aldrich
Martha's on her Way up there.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, well, come right up.
Alice Aldrich
Martha. All alone?
Sam Aldrich
Martha wants you to come down and meet her.
Henry Aldrich
Sure, I'll escort you up, Martha.
Martha
Ain't none of them piggins loose up there, is it?
Henry Aldrich
Gee whiz, no, Martha. Every bird up here is in her own cage. And look, Martha, they won't hurt you. I put my fingers right through the bars and they don't even touch me.
Martha
Just let me in my room here.
Henry Aldrich
There you are, Martha.
Martha
Close that door.
Henry Aldrich
Sure. Henry, take a look out the window. Where? She's right over there on the roof of the next house. Tommy. Tommy. There she is.
Alice Aldrich
Hiya, baby.
Henry Aldrich
Father. Mother. Hey, everybody look outside. Come on, baby.
Alice Aldrich
Come on.
Henry Aldrich
Martha. Martha.
Martha
What's the matter?
Henry Aldrich
Leave your window open in case baby wants to come in that way.
Martha
I'm going back to clothing right now.
Henry Aldrich
Tommy, is Baby coming? Here, Baby. Here, baby. She just sits on the roof of Mrs. Kilmer's house. Maybe she wants a rest for a minute after flying just one mile. Can you see the message?
Alice Aldrich
Sure.
Henry Aldrich
Look, Henry, she's coming. She's coming. Yeah. Only to the end of the roof though. Well, that's in our direction, isn't it? Her instincts are right.
Sam Aldrich
Boys, did you have your bird yet?
Henry Aldrich
Where are you, Father?
Sam Aldrich
Down here on the back walk.
Henry Aldrich
She just flew onto the windowsill. Maybe she likes that house. Maybe she thinks we live there. Mr. Aldrich, could you get a stick in poker?
Sam Aldrich
There's no stick down here that long.
Henry Aldrich
Gee, if everybody would keep quiet a second, maybe she'd come over here. Naturally. Henry, is she coming? She looked this way. That means she's getting ready. See that? What'd she do? She sat down. Mr. Aldrich, could you ring the bell next door and ask the people to push her off the windowsill?
Sam Aldrich
I happen to know the Kilmers are.
Henry Aldrich
Out at a time like this. Father, could you go inside and push her off?
Sam Aldrich
I could not.
Henry Aldrich
You suppose she's going to nest on that windowsill? Maybe she's going to lay an egg. Father, do you see that ladder right there by the side of our house?
Sam Aldrich
I do, but I'm not going to climb up it.
Henry Aldrich
But she may be gone by the time we get down there.
Alice Aldrich
Then put that ladder against the house and help the boys.
Henry Aldrich
Where are you, Mother?
Alice Aldrich
I'm down here with your father.
Sam Aldrich
I'm not going to climb up the side of Kilma's house.
Alice Aldrich
Well, wasn't it your idea that the boys go ahead with this?
Sam Aldrich
Well, I certainly didn't know it was going to lead to breaking in the Houses, Sam. All right, I'll help them.
Alice Aldrich
Oh, Henry, step into Martha's room and tell her it's time to start dinner.
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother. Martha. Martha.
Martha
What you want?
Henry Aldrich
My mother says it's time to start dinner.
Martha
You got that flying devil caught yet?
Henry Aldrich
Martha? If you come out, we'll give you protection to the foot of the stairs. Martha. Isn't she timid, though? Father, if you can get Baby down, I think we can get Martha out.
Sam Aldrich
You don't say so.
Henry Aldrich
Don't talk to him, Henry. You want him to fall off that ladder?
Sam Aldrich
Must you mention my falling?
Henry Aldrich
Just talk to her, Father, and she'll come.
Sam Aldrich
What shall I say to her?
Henry Aldrich
Just say, here baby.
Martha
Come, baby. Here, baby.
Sam Aldrich
I'm not going to say anything of.
Henry Aldrich
The kind, Mr. Aldrich. If you'll stand on the top rung in reach, I think you can get her.
Alice Aldrich
Sam, don't fall.
Henry Aldrich
Grab her quickly, but carefully. Father?
Sam Aldrich
Yes? Is there anyone else who would like to give me advice?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, gee. Look who's opening that window.
Alice Aldrich
Was there something you wanted?
Henry Aldrich
Sam Aldrich.
Sam Aldrich
How do you do, Mrs. Kilmer? Where did the pigeon go?
Alice Aldrich
What?
Henry Aldrich
She didn't fly in your window, did she?
Alice Aldrich
What are you talking about?
Henry Aldrich
My father. He's trying to get a message to me. No. From a pigeon.
Sam Aldrich
Henry. You're not helping matters any, Mr. Robert.
Henry Aldrich
She's down there on the rim of that tree, Father. All you have to do is move your ladder.
Sam Aldrich
I'm not going to climb anything more.
Alice Aldrich
Sam, if we don't get that bird, we won't have any.
Sam Aldrich
I can't help it.
Alice Aldrich
What are you having for dinner, Mrs. Aldrich? Pigeon pie.
Sam Aldrich
Alice, if I don't stop now, I'll end by climbing everything in town.
Henry Aldrich
Mother, could you climb up the tree?
Alice Aldrich
No, dear.
Henry Aldrich
Could you throw a stick?
Alice Aldrich
There aren't any sticks.
Henry Aldrich
Could you just toss a stone in her direction?
Alice Aldrich
All right, dear, enough.
Sam Aldrich
Toward me, Alice.
Henry Aldrich
Be sure not to hit Baby either.
Alice Aldrich
Here it goes.
Henry Aldrich
You're too high, Mother.
Alice Aldrich
Who do that?
Henry Aldrich
Gee. Where's Mother? Duck around the corner. It went through Martha's window.
Alice Aldrich
Didn't I tell you? You couldn't trust him there, Pigeon.
Henry Aldrich
And now Baby's flown away.
Sam Aldrich
If you ask me, Alice, no maid on earth is worth it.
Alice Aldrich
Well, she's just gone up to the attic and she's perfectly happy.
Sam Aldrich
Well, she had better be. It cost me $3 to get Henry to go out of business.
Henry Aldrich
Mother. Mother, you down in the living room?
Alice Aldrich
Yes, dear. Where are you now?
Henry Aldrich
Could you come up to the second floor? Just a minute.
Alice Aldrich
Now. What Is it?
Henry Aldrich
Martha doesn't want to go up to her room.
Alice Aldrich
Tell Martha there isn't a pigeon left in the house. No.
Henry Aldrich
No. My father made me give them all away. Martha.
Alice Aldrich
Yes, Martha. Henry even gave his rabbits away just so you'd stay.
Martha
I appreciate that. Only I never been up there before in the dark.
Alice Aldrich
Well, there's a light in your room.
Martha
Not till I get to it.
Henry Aldrich
Martha, what if it is dark? As soon as you get to your door, you snap the switch on and there's light.
Alice Aldrich
Yeah, if Henry isn't afraid. Certainly you shouldn't leave.
Martha
Henry, will you go up there with me?
Henry Aldrich
Who? I?
Alice Aldrich
Of course he will. In fact, Martha, if it'll make you any happier, Henry will even sit in the chair just outside your door until.
Henry Aldrich
You get to sleep in the dark. Mother.
Alice Aldrich
Of course.
Martha
I thought you weren't afraid.
Henry Aldrich
I'm not. I'm not.
Alice Aldrich
I'll open the door to the stairs for you. There you are, Henry.
Martha
You go in first.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, you can go first, Martha. Then if anything happens, you know I'm right in back of you.
Alice Aldrich
Henry. Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Mother, I'll lead the way. Are you coming, Martha? Yes.
Alice Aldrich
Good night.
Henry Aldrich
Gee, I. I didn't realize it was so dark up here. What's that? It's the chair outside your door. There's the light, Martha. Go right in.
Martha
You gonna sit out here?
Henry Aldrich
Sure. I don't mind the dark.
Martha
Good night.
Henry Aldrich
Good night, Martha.
Martha
Ain't Fred, either?
Henry Aldrich
Martha? What?
Martha
What you want?
Henry Aldrich
Do I have to sit out here like this very long?
Martha
You'll get used to it after a couple of nights. Where did I put my nightgown? Come over here, you little rascal, and say good night. Martha.
Alice Aldrich
You should all know.
Martha
I like to talk to myself. Now, Martha's. Turn out the lights and get into bed.
Henry Aldrich
My goodness.
Martha
But it's quiet in this room.
Alice Aldrich
Henry. Mr. Henry. Well.
Martha
I'll let you know when I'm asleep. I guess this place ain't so bad after all. Who that?
Alice Aldrich
Who that?
Martha
There ain't nothing. Martha. Just lie right still. If Ms. Aldridge give me her word, I swear. There's birds in here. There is words in here.
Henry Aldrich
Are you all right? Martha?
Martha
There's eagles in here. Get away from me.
Henry Aldrich
Penny, where are you? I thought I'd go downstairs for something. Martha.
Martha
Well, come back.
Henry Aldrich
Turn on the light. Peter.
Martha
They all come back.
Alice Aldrich
What in the world is going on up there?
Henry Aldrich
Look. Only one came back.
Martha
One's enough.
Henry Aldrich
And it's Baby.
Alice Aldrich
It's Baby. Where is she?
Henry Aldrich
Sitting right over there on Martha's dresser.
Martha
She's right on my ticket to the woods. There.
Henry Aldrich
Mother. Mother, you hold Martha while I save baby.
Sam Aldrich
What's the trouble here?
Alice Aldrich
Martha, what is that rabbit doing beside your bed?
Martha
I hope you don't mind my keeping.
Henry Aldrich
Just one, Ms. Alter.
Martha
Frankly, I just took the like. The little fellow that I kind of took.
Henry Aldrich
The one that.
Martha
Keep one of all of them.
Alice Aldrich
Martha.
Henry Aldrich
I just got the message. Father. Mrs. Persons wants a man to hurry over and fix her oil burner this afternoon.
Sam Aldrich
You don't say so, Martha.
Alice Aldrich
What are you getting your suitcase out for?
Martha
If you don't mind, Ms. Aldous, frankly, I think I'll go.
Sam Aldrich
Well, frankly, Martha, we don't mind.
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Henry Aldrich
Tommy. Tommy, look at the advertisement I just answered. What is it? I'm going to take a course. I'm going to be a railway clerk. Do your folks mind you're leaving home? I'm not telling them until I'm all ready.
Ezra Stone
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Podcast Summary: Aldrich Family 40-02-27 (035) Carrier Pigeons
Release Date: April 13, 2025
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: Aldrich Family 40-02-27 (035) Carrier Pigeons
In this episode of The Aldrich Family, Henry Aldrich embarks on an entrepreneurial venture involving carrier pigeons, much to the chagrin of the family's new maid, Martha. The episode blends familial humor with the whimsical challenges of integrating an unconventional business idea into everyday household dynamics.
Henry's Ambition
The episode opens with Alice Aldrich, the matriarch, attempting to organize Henry's cluttered desk. Henry, portrayed as the quintessential busy teenager, reveals his desire to turn his collection of pigeons into a profitable carrier pigeon service. At [10:13], Henry reads an advertisement for a carrier pigeon service, inspiring his business idea:
Henry Aldrich ([10:13]): "Why not try some yourself, friends, and see how soon it becomes one of your special favorites."
Introducing Martha
Sam Aldrich, the father, discusses the arrival of their new maid, Martha, who quickly becomes a point of contention due to her disdain for Henry's pigeons. At [02:55], Sam mentions to Alice:
Sam Aldrich ([02:55]): "Alice, I realize you've wanted a maid for some time and that we now finally have one."
Conflict with Martha
Martha's discomfort with the pigeons leads to escalating tensions. She threatens to quit unless the pigeons are removed, prompting Henry and Sam to devise a plan to retain her services. At [05:54], Henry offers Martha incentives to tolerate the pigeons:
Henry Aldrich ([05:58]): "Would you be interested in 20 cents a week in your choice of anything in my desk here?"
The Pigeon Delivery System
Undeterred by Martha's objections, Henry and Sam implement their carrier pigeon service. However, their lack of experience results in comedic mishaps, including pigeons flying into windows and messages getting lost. At [11:13], Henry explains the delivery mechanism:
Henry Aldrich ([11:13]): "We've got Dizzy Stevens working for us on a commission, see? He takes one of our pigeons over to Mrs. Persons and fastens the message on her foot, see?"
Martha's Frustration Peaks
Martha's patience wears thin as repeated pigeon-related incidents disrupt the household. Determined to see the business fail, she orchestrates a series of events that force the family to confront the impracticality of their scheme. At [16:02], Sam reveals to Alice:
Sam Aldrich ([16:02]): "I had a little talk with her."
Resolution and Lessons Learned
Ultimately, Martha's persistence leads to the abandonment of the carrier pigeon business. The family learns valuable lessons about communication and the challenges of balancing personal ambitions with household harmony. At [27:39], Henry reflects on the failed venture:
Henry Aldrich ([27:39]): "There's nothing, Martha. Just lie right still."
Henry Aldrich: The inventive and somewhat scatterbrained son whose enthusiasm for carrier pigeons drives the episode's central conflict.
Henry Aldrich ([05:35]): "Very few people get to like a rabbit right away, Martha. But once you get to know those I have, you'll say, gee whiz."
Alice Aldrich: The practical mother striving to maintain order and appease both Henry and Sam amidst their quirks.
Alice Aldrich ([24:56]): "Henry even gave his rabbits away just so you'd stay."
Sam Aldrich: The laid-back father who supports Henry's ideas but is ultimately swayed by Martha's cooking and practicality.
Sam Aldrich ([17:07]): "Well, if you must know, I gave her something else."
Martha: The new maid whose intolerance for pigeons serves as the catalyst for the episode's comedic turmoil.
Martha ([22:10]): "You got that flying devil caught yet?"
The Pigeon Pitch: Henry's earnest yet flawed pitch to Martha highlights his naive business acumen.
Henry Aldrich ([07:23]): "How would you like a ticket to the World's Fair?"
The Mishap with the Ladder: Sam's reluctance to climb the ladder to assist the pigeons showcases the family's humorous struggle.
Sam Aldrich ([21:36]): "I do, but I'm not going to climb up it."
Martha's Ultimatum: The turning point where Martha demands the removal of the pigeons, leading to the family's eventual concession.
Martha ([25:46]): "I'll let you know when I'm asleep. I guess this place ain't so bad after all."
"Aldrich Family 40-02-27 (035) Carrier Pigeons" masterfully intertwines family dynamics with comedic mishaps arising from Henry's unconventional business idea. Through witty dialogues and relatable characters, the episode underscores the importance of compromise and understanding within a household. Listeners are left entertained by the Aldrich family's endearing attempts to balance ambition, practicality, and harmony.
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