
Aldrich Family 40-05-21 (047) School Picnic
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Henry Aldrich
Henry. Henry Aldrich.
Dizzy Stevens
Coming, Mother.
Narrator
The Aldrich Family, written by Clifford Goldsmith and starring Ezra Stone as Henry Aldrich. Brought to you by the puddings that are tops in taste. Jello pudding. Do you remember when you were in your teens? Well, when you listen to Henry Aldrich and his pals, we think you'll sort of be able to detect a little of yourself. For Henry Aldrich is a typical American boy from a typical American family. Just listen and see if I'm not right. It's noon in Centerville, and as the scene opens, Henry and his pal Dizzy Stevens are just coming down the stone steps of Central High School on their way to lunch.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, Dizzy, what I want to know is where it could have gone. Listen, a lunchbox isn't something a person just overlooks.
Irwin Cooper
Well, you certainly overlooked yours.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, no, I didn't. Somebody took mine. Boy, I didn't eat any breakfast this morning.
Irwin Cooper
Can't you buy anything?
Dizzy Stevens
How am I going to buy anything? The only thing I've got in my pockets is this knife.
Irwin Cooper
She whiz. Henry, you wouldn't like to sell that knife, would you?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, no. It's got two blades, a corkscrew and a combined can opener and nail file.
Irwin Cooper
I'll give you 20 cents for it.
Dizzy Stevens
No.
Irwin Cooper
I'll give you 30 cents.
Dizzy Stevens
No. Say, Dizzy, I think I know who took my lunch.
Irwin Cooper
Yeah? Who?
Dizzy Stevens
Irwin Cooper. And he's right over there. Hey, Erwin.
Irwin Cooper
Always here.
Dizzy Stevens
What do you have, Henry? My boy Erwin, I don't like to insinuate anything, but you haven't by any chance seen my lunch, have you? What are you trying to do, kid me? Don't you have the locker next to mine? What if I have? Well, I remember distinctly when I put my lunchbox in my locker this morning. You were standing right by it go off. Now, wait, Erwin. Don't try to walk away. Erwin. Hey, Erwin.
Irwin Cooper
Hey, Henry. What do you think just happened to me?
Dizzy Stevens
What?
Irwin Cooper
Do you remember Violet Hawkins?
Dizzy Stevens
Who's she?
Irwin Cooper
The girl I always wanted a date with and never dared dream she'd even look at me.
Dizzy Stevens
I don't know her.
Irwin Cooper
Sure you know her. She's the one that slapped me in the face the time I tied her to the desk.
Dizzy Stevens
Did she just slap you again?
Irwin Cooper
No. Wait till I tell you. She just asked me to be a partner at the class picnic.
Dizzy Stevens
She did?
Irwin Cooper
Sure. Who are you going with?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, I haven't asked anyone yet.
Irwin Cooper
You're not supposed. You have to wait until a girl asks you.
Dizzy Stevens
I do?
Irwin Cooper
Sure. Hasn't anyone asked you yet?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, I. I I've been too busy for anyone to ask me. How could they even find me when I've been here, there and everywhere looking for something?
Irwin Cooper
I'm Dizzy.
Dizzy Stevens
Do you happen to know the name of that girl in our class with blonde hair?
Irwin Cooper
With blonde hair? Yeah, that's the way half of them are.
Dizzy Stevens
No, she. She's the one that. When she speaks, it's in sort of a low voice. Oh, you know who I mean?
Irwin Cooper
No.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, I'll tell you. Dizzy. She wears high heeled shoes and Irwin Cooper is crazy about her.
Irwin Cooper
Oh, I think I know the one you mean. That darn girl. Henry, what's the matter with her?
Dizzy Stevens
Boy, I wish she'd asked me to go to the picnic.
Irwin Cooper
Henry, do you realize what you're doing with that knife?
Dizzy Stevens
What?
Irwin Cooper
You just cut your tie in two.
Dizzy Stevens
She whizzed. And that was one of my best.
Irwin Cooper
Henry, you ought to sell that night before you do some real serious damage. No, I'll give you 50 cents for it.
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah, yeah.
Irwin Cooper
With 50 cents you can buy out the school cafeteria.
Dizzy Stevens
I'm hungry, but I'm not gonna sell this knife. And besides, look.
Irwin Cooper
What is it?
Dizzy Stevens
I just found 10 cents in my pocket.
Irwin Cooper
Are you sure that isn't mine?
Dizzy Stevens
How would your dime get in my pants pocket?
Irwin Cooper
Well, I had a dime and change this morning.
Henry Aldrich
Henry. Henry. Off here.
Dizzy Stevens
He was dizzy. Stand in front of me, quick.
Irwin Cooper
What's the matter?
Dizzy Stevens
Come on, let's go across the street to the Havens drugstore. Hurry up.
Narrator
Dizzy.
Dizzy Stevens
Henry, wait for me. Henry. Henry.
Irwin Cooper
Somebody's calling you.
Dizzy Stevens
Magnus Lawson. She ruins every lunch hour I have.
Irwin Cooper
Yeah, well, I'm gonna leave you before she ruins mine.
Dizzy Stevens
Lizzie, come back.
Henry Aldrich
Henry. Henry. Henry, I want to ask you something.
Dizzy Stevens
I'm busy, Agnes.
Henry Aldrich
But wait, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
What for?
Henry Aldrich
Henry? Do you like fried chicken?
Dizzy Stevens
Do I like what?
Henry Aldrich
Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?
Dizzy Stevens
How many do you have?
Henry Aldrich
Do you like deviled eggs?
Dizzy Stevens
Listen, Agnes, I'll take anything.
Henry Aldrich
Well, how would you like to take me to the picnic?
Dizzy Stevens
You mean you haven't got any of those things with you?
Henry Aldrich
Of course I haven't. Would you like to be my partner, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, the only thing is.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, has somebody else asked you?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, somebody asked me not to accept any offers until I see about something else.
Henry Aldrich
I love to put up a lunch, Henry. I just get the biggest kick out of it.
Dizzy Stevens
Don't talk anymore about food, Agnes, huh? I'm starved. The last class I had was in nutrition.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, gee, that's too bad, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Gee whiz, I'm. I'm hungry enough to eat a well balanced lunch. Say, Agnes, you know who that was that just went into DeHaven's drugstore there just now? Yeah, that girl with blonde hair and high heeled shoes.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, come on, let's go in and see.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, I don't think you better go in too. I'm going in to meet a couple of the fellas in here.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, you are? Well, will you let me know about the picnic, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah. Give me three days, Agnes. But if you'd rather not wait that long, I'll understand.
Henry Aldrich
Goodbye, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Hey, Henry. Hiya, Homer. Henry, come over by this table a minute. Well, you have. Do you know who that girl is sitting at the counter? Which one?
Irwin Cooper
The blonde with the blue eyes.
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah. Isn't she a beauty, though? You couldn't loan me a dime, could you? That's all I got myself, Homer. I'll pay you 25% interest. No, I've got to go over to the counter and get my lunch. I saw first, though. Henry. Yeah?
Narrator
What do you have?
Dizzy Stevens
I, I, I, I guess this young lady was here first.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, well, I haven't decided yet.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, mister, is that baked ham there?
Narrator
Yes, sir.
Dizzy Stevens
What's that next to it?
Narrator
Roast beef.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, what's this?
Narrator
Sliced chicken.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, I'll take apple pie.
Narrator
Apple pie?
Dizzy Stevens
A small paste. That's a nickel, isn't it? Yes, sir. Put a scoop of ice cream on it.
Henry Aldrich
Could I trouble you for a paper napkin, please?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, oh, sure. How many would you like?
Henry Aldrich
Just one.
Dizzy Stevens
Here. Gee whiz. Take the whole container.
Narrator
Do you want whipped cream on that pie? Well, no extra charge.
Dizzy Stevens
Shoot the works. Hey, not bad.
Narrator
That'll be 15 cents.
Dizzy Stevens
15 cents?
Narrator
Nickel for the pie, dime for the large ice cream.
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah. Well, that's fair enough. Only, did I happen to order ice cream in the first place?
Irwin Cooper
You don't want this?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, would it be an awful lot of trouble if I didn't take it? You mean I gotta dismantle this thing? Well, I'm afraid so.
Narrator
Listen, what do you want?
Henry Aldrich
Well, could I have the menu, please?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, sure. You wouldn't like a piece of apple pie on me, would you?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, I don't think I should.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, why not? Gee whiz, mister, one apple pie and I think I'll take the same.
Narrator
Just plain?
Dizzy Stevens
Yes, sir. Plain. Well, it certainly seems good to have spring here. I like spring. I like to go on picnics, too.
Henry Aldrich
You do?
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah.
Henry Aldrich
Are you going to the class picnic?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, I'm not saying yet, buddy.
Narrator
What's the idea of shaking pepper all around?
Dizzy Stevens
Gee whiz, Mister, I didn't even know I had it in my hand.
Henry Aldrich
Would anyone mind if I should take ice cream on my pie?
Dizzy Stevens
You want ice cream, too?
Narrator
Large or small?
Henry Aldrich
Well, I think I'll take small, not large.
Narrator
How about you, buddy?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, as a matter of fact, I don't think I'll eat anything at all.
Henry Aldrich
I must be hungrier than you.
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah. Frankly, I was just going to eat to kill time anyhow.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, could I have a chocolate malt or two?
Dizzy Stevens
A chocolate maldon. One choc. Yes, one chocolate malt.
Henry Aldrich
What is your name?
Dizzy Stevens
My name's Henry Aldridge.
Henry Aldrich
My name's Geraldine Love.
Dizzy Stevens
It is? Gee whiz. Geraldine Love.
Narrator
Who takes the check?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, I'll pay for it. I wonder. I wonder if.
Henry Aldrich
Who are you looking for?
Dizzy Stevens
I just thought there might be someone in here. I know who. I wonder whether there could be anyone outside looking for me. Would you mind excusing me for just a second while I step out? How about this check? I'll be right back. Dizzy. Hey, Dizzy.
Irwin Cooper
What do you have?
Dizzy Stevens
Come here. I'm in a terrible position.
Irwin Cooper
What happened?
Dizzy Stevens
Hurry up. Here's my knife. Give me that. 50 cents.
Irwin Cooper
I haven't got 50 cents anymore.
Dizzy Stevens
No?
Irwin Cooper
No. I've been getting something to eat.
Dizzy Stevens
Haven't you? Anything?
Irwin Cooper
Just 30 cents.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, gee whiz, that'll make 40 cents. Give it to me. Here's the knife.
Irwin Cooper
Oh, did you decide to eat after all?
Dizzy Stevens
Only in a way I did.
Irwin Cooper
Well, here. Gee, thanks.
Dizzy Stevens
So long. Yeah, I've got to go back in.
Henry Aldrich
Was anyone out in front?
Dizzy Stevens
Was there? And was it a good thing I saw him?
Narrator
That'll be 20, 30, 40 cents.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, is that all?
Henry Aldrich
Aren't you going to eat anything?
Dizzy Stevens
Gee, if you could have seen the lunch I brought from home.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, you've already eaten.
Dizzy Stevens
I stuffed myself.
Irwin Cooper
Hey, Henry, what do you have? Dizzy, your mother's out here.
Dizzy Stevens
My mother?
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, dear, I've been looking all over for you.
Dizzy Stevens
Is somebody sick, Mother?
Mrs. Aldrich
No, dear. You left your lunchbox at home in the living room.
Dizzy Stevens
Mother.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, Dee, you can't go all day without anything to eat.
Dizzy Stevens
But, Mother, I've had more than enough. I left that box home on purpose. Hi, Geraldine, Is that you in there?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, hello, Irwin.
Dizzy Stevens
Listen, where did you come from? Irwin, I see you found your box, Henry. Now maybe you can eat something.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Mother, do you mind if I change the subject for just a minute? I want you to meet Geraldine Love.
Henry Aldrich
Hello. Come on, Erwin. Let's go over to school.
Dizzy Stevens
Okay.
Henry Aldrich
It was nice to have met you, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Gee, wish she's gone.
Mrs. Aldrich
Who is that young woman, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
She's the best looking girl in school, Mother.
Mrs. Aldrich
She's hardly the best mannered.
Dizzy Stevens
But you don't really know her. And while I appreciate your bringing this lunchbox, I do think you could have handed it to me more cautiously.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, Agnes Lawson's mother phoned this morning. Well, she said I wanted to know whether you wouldn't like to go to the class picnic with Agnes.
Dizzy Stevens
I hope you didn't tell her I would.
Mrs. Aldrich
Why wouldn't you, dear?
Dizzy Stevens
Mother, I couldn't possibly.
Mrs. Aldrich
Why not? Because, Henry, there isn't any girl you know quite as nice as Agnes.
Dizzy Stevens
But Mother, she can't begin to compare with Geraldine.
Mrs. Aldrich
I'm sure she isn't as rude as that young woman.
Dizzy Stevens
You're just jumping at conclusions, Henry.
Mrs. Aldrich
Agnes's mother has always been so nice.
Dizzy Stevens
To you and so is Agnes. But she's still not my idea of a girl I'd like to go on a picnic with.
Mrs. Aldrich
Then I don't think you should accept any more of her hospitality, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Say, Henry, aren't you going to be late to class?
Mrs. Aldrich
Hello, agnes.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, hello, Mrs. Aldrich. The last bell may ring any minute, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, there's still lots of time, Agnes.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, don't you think this would be a good time to tell Agnes what we were just discussing for.
Dizzy Stevens
Mother, look at the clock.
Mrs. Aldrich
It won't take one minute.
Henry Aldrich
What is it about?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, Agnes, would you like to have me go to the picnic with you?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Henry, of course.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, I'd like to go with you.
Mrs. Aldrich
See that, dear? It didn't take one second.
Henry Aldrich
I'm so glad you can go, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
I think I better hurry.
Henry Aldrich
Do you mind if I walk with you?
Dizzy Stevens
No.
Henry Aldrich
Goodbye, dear.
Dizzy Stevens
Goodbye, Mother.
Henry Aldrich
Goodbye, Mrs. Aldrich.
Dizzy Stevens
When are you going to eat your lunch? During music?
Henry Aldrich
Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Look.
Mrs. Aldrich
Hurry across the street.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Henry Aldrin.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, gee whiz, Geraldine.
Henry Aldrich
Could I see you alone, Henry? I'll wait for you right at the entrance, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
You better go right on in, Agnes.
Henry Aldrich
Henry. Well, Henry, Irwin Cooper can't go to the picnic. Would you like to be my partner?
Dizzy Stevens
I be your partner?
Henry Aldrich
Of course.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, gee whiz, would you? The only thing is.
Henry Aldrich
Has someone else asked you?
Dizzy Stevens
I can fix it. All right. I can fix it. I'm sure I can.
Henry Aldrich
Really?
Dizzy Stevens
Of course.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Henry. Henry, I'm so thrilled you can go.
Dizzy Stevens
Gee whiz, think how I feel. I'm going with you, boy. I'm going with you.
Henry Aldrich
Can you bring the lunch, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
I bring it.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, I just hate to put up an old lunch.
Dizzy Stevens
Sure, I'd be very glad to.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, my goodness. We better hurry.
Irwin Cooper
Henry. Hey, Henry, I've got a message for you.
Dizzy Stevens
Come here. What is it, Dizzy?
Irwin Cooper
Come here.
Dizzy Stevens
Could you excuse me, Geraldine?
Henry Aldrich
You won't forget, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
Forget? How could I?
Irwin Cooper
Listen, Henry, let me tell you, boy, you're gonna pass right out.
Dizzy Stevens
Why?
Irwin Cooper
I fixed it up for you.
Dizzy Stevens
You fix what up? For me to go to the picnic. With who?
Irwin Cooper
The girl you said you wanted to meet.
Dizzy Stevens
When? I just met her.
Irwin Cooper
Oh, no, Henry. That isn't the girl you wanted to meet. I just talked to the one you want. She's crazy to have you go.
Dizzy Stevens
But Dizzy, I've already got a date with this one.
Irwin Cooper
It's too late to tell the one I've talked to. You can't go, Henry. She busted a date. Purposely. Boy, aren't I your palace.
Dizzy Stevens
I'll say you're my pal. That makes three girls and one picnic.
Narrator
You know, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Henry's age often say and do a lot of things that puzzle parents. But among the most surprising things about all boys and girls is their strange powers of hearing. Your own son, for instance, may be just upstairs in his room when you call him from the kitchen.
Henry Aldrich
Tommy. Oh, Tommy. Come down here a minute, Tommy.
Narrator
But no answer. So you call again. And this goes on for several minutes until you finally say to yourself, well.
Henry Aldrich
I did think he might want this.
Mrs. Aldrich
Extra dish of Jell O chocolate pudding. But if he doesn't, I'll eat it myself.
Irwin Cooper
Wait a minute, Mother.
Henry Aldrich
Here I am.
Dizzy Stevens
Where is it?
Narrator
Aha. You see, it just goes to prove that all you have to do is mention, just barely whisper Jell O chocolate pudding and folks young and old will come a running. Because seriously, ladies and gentlemen, Jell O chocolate pudding is a mighty delicious treat. It's a grand satisfying dessert. Delightfully smooth and creamy. And every tempting spoonful is rich with swell chocolatey flavor. You'll be glad to know too, that Jello chocolate pudding is easy to make and that it costs only a few pennies. So try some real soon for keen, luscious enjoyment. Jell O chocolate pudding is in a class by its now getting back to Henry Aldrich. When we left him, Henry, through no fault of his own, was dated with three girls for the class picnic. Now the scene opens on the morning of the picnic. Henry, wearing an apron, is working in the Aldrich kitchen.
Dizzy Stevens
Mother, is this all the wax paper we have?
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, Henry, you've already used two rolls.
Dizzy Stevens
But I'm making the sandwiches big May.
Mrs. Aldrich
I ask how big Geraldine's mouth is?
Dizzy Stevens
Look, Mother. Look at this swell bottle of stuffed olives.
Mrs. Aldrich
Where did you get enough money to buy those?
Dizzy Stevens
I sold a picture that was up on my wall, Mother. I wonder why Geraldine doesn't like to put up a lunch.
Mrs. Aldrich
What did Agnes say when you told her you couldn't go with her?
Dizzy Stevens
Very little.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, Henry, I still don't like it.
Dizzy Stevens
But don't you think it was all right for me to tell the girl Dizzy fixed up for me that I couldn't go?
Mrs. Aldrich
That was entirely different.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, what's the true of the portable phonograph that was up in my room?
Dizzy Stevens
Mary, I meant to speak to you about that. Do you need it today?
Henry Aldrich
What's more, I'd like to know what became of that pillow that was up in my room.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, which one?
Henry Aldrich
The Princeton one.
Dizzy Stevens
Couldn't I borrow that? If. I'll take very good care of it, I'm going to rent a canoe. Mary.
Henry Aldrich
Why can't you take my Harvard pillow, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
Gee whiz, as though I could ask any girl to sit on Harvard.
Mrs. Aldrich
Why not, Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, in the first place, it's coming out at the seams so Agnes will notice that. Agnes? I'm not going with Agnes.
Henry Aldrich
I thought you were.
Dizzy Stevens
Mary, didn't you tell Agnes? Tell her what, Mary? Mary, the message I gave you.
Irwin Cooper
When?
Dizzy Stevens
When you were going over to her house yesterday. I called downstairs to you.
Henry Aldrich
I didn't hear you.
Dizzy Stevens
You must have. I said, mary, will you please tell Agnes I can't take her to the picnic because I have a very urgent engagement.
Henry Aldrich
Well, I certainly didn't understand you, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
But gee whiz, if that doesn't leave Agnes in an embarrassing position.
Irwin Cooper
Why, Agnes?
Dizzy Stevens
Why Agnes? She'll have to eat her lunch alone.
Mrs. Aldrich
Oh, no, she won't dare.
Dizzy Stevens
Mother, I couldn't take her.
Mrs. Aldrich
You certainly will, dear.
Dizzy Stevens
What will Geraldine think?
Mrs. Aldrich
You've known Agnes a great deal longer than you have Geraldine.
Dizzy Stevens
Mother, haven't you caught on? I'm not fond of Agnes. If I take her, I'll be embarrassed the whole afternoon.
Mrs. Aldrich
Mary, could you let me speak to Henry alone, please?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother. But I fully disapprove of the whole thing.
Dizzy Stevens
That's because neither one of you is a boy. And what's more, you've never had to take out Agnes.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, I realize Geraldine must be a very pretty girl.
Dizzy Stevens
She's beautiful, mother.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, let's grant she's the most beautiful girl that ever lived. But don't you see how Agnes is going to feel? And her Mother's always been so nice to you.
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, don't misunderstand me, Mother. I'm very fond of Agnes, Mother. In fact, if it were a choice, I'd rather take her.
Mrs. Aldrich
I'm sorry, dear. I'm not going to say anything more.
Dizzy Stevens
I see. Does. Does that mean yes or no?
Mrs. Aldrich
Mother, I've said all I'm going to.
Henry Aldrich
Henry did. He's at the front door.
Dizzy Stevens
Hey, Henry. I'm calling Des.
Irwin Cooper
Henry, I'm in an emergency.
Dizzy Stevens
What's the matter?
Irwin Cooper
You want to buy this knife? I'll let you have it for 50 cents.
Dizzy Stevens
It isn't worth 50.
Irwin Cooper
You try to sell it to me for 50. And if you don't buy it, I won't have any lunch at the picnic.
Dizzy Stevens
Why not?
Irwin Cooper
My girl can't go.
Dizzy Stevens
She can't, Dizzy.
Irwin Cooper
No.
Dizzy Stevens
It would be your girl. Listen, Dizzy, if I'll fix you up with one of the swellest girls you ever met in your life, will you give me that knife?
Irwin Cooper
Are you kidding me?
Dizzy Stevens
Do you like fried chicken? Oh, and peanut butter sandwiches and deviled eggs? Oh, sure I do. Gimme the knife. Dickie.
Mrs. Aldrich
Here.
Irwin Cooper
Who is it?
Dizzy Stevens
Come here while I telephone. Boy, or are you in luck? Hello, operator?
Irwin Cooper
Gee whiz, what's she like?
Dizzy Stevens
She's a dream. Yeah, and she's got the swellest mother. Operator, I want Walnut373.
Irwin Cooper
Walnut3. Now, wait a minute, Henry. Isn't that Agnes's number?
Dizzy Stevens
Dizzy, her mother can cook.
Irwin Cooper
I know, Henry, but I'm not interested.
Dizzy Stevens
She's got a lunch basket that's really a laundry hamper.
Irwin Cooper
She has?
Dizzy Stevens
Mm. Oh, operator, the line's busy. Well, will you let me know when it isn't? Boy, am I gonna have a swell time with Geraldine. You know what I'm gonna do, Dizzy?
Irwin Cooper
What?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, I'm gonna rent a canoe.
Irwin Cooper
Where'd you get the money?
Dizzy Stevens
I sold a set of books I never read and. Hey, look at this phonograph. Gee whiz, what'd you sell or get that? Oh, nothing. Wanna listen to something swell? Ever hear anything like it? Does he? I got a pillow from Princeton too.
Irwin Cooper
Yeah?
Dizzy Stevens
I'm gonna let Geraldine sit on it right in the middle of the canoe. And then you know what?
Irwin Cooper
And then what?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, you know that cove way over on the far side of the lake?
Irwin Cooper
Yeah.
Dizzy Stevens
Boy, is that a swell place to eat lunch. Gee whiz. Hello.
Henry Aldrich
Henry.
Irwin Cooper
Look what happened to the record.
Dizzy Stevens
Hello, Agnes. Agnes, how would you like to have me arrange a very pleasant surprise? How would you enjoy going today with Dizzy Stevens?
Irwin Cooper
What does she say Henry?
Dizzy Stevens
Oh, no, Agnes. I think you've got the wrong idea of him. What's that? Oh, no, Agnes, he isn't like that.
Irwin Cooper
Hang up, Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Henry.
Mrs. Aldrich
To whom are you talking to, Agnes?
Irwin Cooper
Mrs. Aldridge.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, you are not to tell her you can't take her.
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah, but. Mother, did you hear me? Yes. Hello, Agnes. I'd like to go with you. No, I'd be very glad to. I'll pick you up in about an hour. Goodbye.
Irwin Cooper
Henry. Could I have my knife?
Dizzy Stevens
Gee whiz, am I going to have a swell time. Agnes and Geraldine both at work once. Do you see anyone coming, Agnes?
Henry Aldrich
Maybe she changed her mind, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
I'm sure Geraldine is coming. She told me she was a.
Henry Aldrich
Couldn't we get into the canoe here? You know, I've always wanted to go in a canoe.
Dizzy Stevens
Haven't you ever been in one?
Henry Aldrich
No.
Dizzy Stevens
Can you swim?
Henry Aldrich
No, I can't.
Dizzy Stevens
Is that right? Oh, gee, look who's coming down the path.
Irwin Cooper
Who is it?
Dizzy Stevens
Geraldine. I'll be back in a second, Agnes.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, gosh. Henry, why don't you wait here on the dock?
Dizzy Stevens
I've got to help her carry her sweater.
Henry Aldrich
Hello, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Hello. I saw you came. Huh? Let me. Let me carry your sweater for you.
Henry Aldrich
Thank you ever so much. Henry, who's that down on the dock?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, it seems, Geraldine, there was a misunderstanding.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, that girl isn't going with us, is she?
Dizzy Stevens
Geraldine? She's just a friend of the family.
Henry Aldrich
But I asked you to go.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, I'm here to go with you. She's really going. Just for my mother. Hi, Geraldine. Now, look.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Irwin Cooper. I thought you couldn't.
Dizzy Stevens
I'm here, though. How are you, Henry? Glad to see you, my boy. I'm glad to see you.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, we're both glad to see you, Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Who's that calling you, Henry? Ah, it's just a girl.
Henry Aldrich
Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Yes, Agnes? What's the matter?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Henry, look. She's got one foot on the dock and one foot in the canoe. And she's holding your lunch basket right over the water.
Dizzy Stevens
Hey, Agnes, pull your legs together.
Henry Aldrich
I'm gonna fall in.
Dizzy Stevens
Well, put that lunch basket down, Agnes.
Mrs. Aldrich
I'm going.
Henry Aldrich
Henry. Henry, look, he fell in.
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah, I know him. I'll pull her out. It's only three feet deep. Grab the canoe. Agnes. Stand up. Get your head out of the water. Agnes, don't be childish. Just get off your knees.
Irwin Cooper
Then wade in.
Henry Aldrich
I'm coming. Henry.
Dizzy Stevens
Open your eyes. You're waiting the wrong way. Here, give me your hand, Agnes. All right, Here, come on out up.
Henry Aldrich
There.
Dizzy Stevens
Don't drip in the lunch basket.
Henry Aldrich
I won't, Henry. I'll just squeeze my dress out a little. Little here and there. I'll be all right.
Dizzy Stevens
Now, look, Agnes, don't you think you ought to go right straight home?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, no. The sun's awfully warm. We can get in the canoe and it'll be dry by the time we get to the other side of the lake.
Dizzy Stevens
Where's Geraldine?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, there she is. Look out on the lake with Irwin, she was.
Dizzy Stevens
They're in a canoe and they took my lunch basket.
Henry Aldrich
Come on. Come on, Henry. Get in this canoe with me, huh?
Dizzy Stevens
Sure, I'll get in.
Henry Aldrich
Isn't it lucky you have this crimson pillow for me to sit on?
Dizzy Stevens
Yeah. Say, did you know your hair has all come down?
Henry Aldrich
I let it down on purpose. And me, do you mind if I play this phonograph while I lean back in the sun?
Dizzy Stevens
Well, if you have to.
Henry Aldrich
My giddy Henry. Aren't we lucky everything has ended up just beautifully?
Narrator
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Henry Aldrich
Ram.
Dizzy Stevens
I'm sorry, Mother, but I'm through with them forever. Really, Henry, I've never seen a girl yet that didn't turn out to be a disappointment. Why, I don't know. Maybe I'm just hard to please. Oh, could you put some more sunburn lotion on me?
Mrs. Aldrich
I'll ask Mary to.
Dizzy Stevens
Don't let Mary get near me. She'll put it right where my poison Ivy is.
Narrator
The Aldrich family starring as the stone is written by Clifford Goldsmith. Original music composed and conducted by Jack Miller. This is Harry Bonsell speaking and wishing you good night for the puddings that are tops in taste. Jello puddings.
Podcast Summary: Aldrich Family 40-05-21 (047) School Picnic
Introduction
“Harold's Old Time Radio” brings listeners back to the Golden Age of Radio, showcasing classic radio shows that once captivated families before the advent of television. In the episode titled “School Picnic”, released on May 30, 2025, the Aldrich family navigates the typical teenage dilemmas of high school life, friendships, and young romance. This summary delves into the key points, discussions, and humorous exchanges that define this episode.
Plot Overview
The episode centers around Henry Aldrich and his best friend, Dizzy Stevens, as they navigate the complexities of high school life, particularly focusing on their quest to secure dates for the upcoming school picnic. The story unfolds in Centerville, where the duo deals with lost lunchboxes, unrequited love, and the challenges of teenage friendships.
Key Characters and Dynamics
Detailed Breakdown
The episode opens with Henry and Dizzy descending from Central High School, heading to lunch. Dizzy discovers his lunchbox is missing, leading to a comedic confrontation with Irwin Cooper.
Dizzy Stevens ([00:42] - [02:24]): Dizzy suspects Irwin of taking his lunchbox, leading to a humorous exchange about the value of his multi-purpose knife.
Dizzy Stevens ([02:09]): "It's got two blades, a corkscrew and a combined can opener and nail file."
Irwin attempts to offer Dizzy money for the knife, but Dizzy refuses, setting the stage for their ongoing friendship dynamics.
Irwin reveals that Violet Hawkins, a girl he's infatuated with, has asked him to be partners at the class picnic. This revelation frustrates Dizzy, who desires to secure a date but feels unsure about how to proceed.
Irwin Cooper ([02:57] - [04:22]): Irwin discusses his crush on Violet and the protocols of asking a date, adding depth to the social dynamics of the characters.
Irwin Cooper ([03:18]): "She did? Sure. Who are you going with?"
Dizzy's confusion about approaching girls is highlighted through his conversations with Henry. The tension culminates when Henry attempts to help Dizzy by offering to go to the picnic with Agnes, despite Dizzy's feelings for Geraldine Love.
Henry Aldrich ([05:13] - [12:53]): Henry engages with Dizzy and Agnes, creating comic relief and showcasing the typical teenage mishaps.
Henry Aldrich ([05:17]): “Do you like deviled eggs?”
The interactions emphasize the complexities of teenage relationships and the humorous misunderstandings that often accompany them.
Dizzy decides to take proactive steps to secure his date by renting a canoe, hoping to impress Geraldine. However, his plans are thrown into disarray when Irwin intervenes, attempting to sabotage Dizzy’s efforts in favor of his own romantic pursuits.
Dizzy Stevens ([16:45] - [21:34]): Dizzy's attempts to impress Geraldine involve elaborate plans, such as renting a canoe and purchasing lavish items like stuffed olives and a portable phonograph.
Dizzy Stevens ([17:01]): “I sold a picture that was up on my wall, Mother. I wonder why Geraldine doesn't like to put up a lunch.”
The narrative builds up to a humorous climax where misunderstandings lead to chaotic situations during the picnic setup, highlighting the playful nature of the characters' relationships.
The day of the picnic arrives, and Dizzy's plans begin to unravel. Geraldine's arrival and the ensuing confusion result in a series of comedic events, including a near mishap involving Agnes and a canoe accident.
Dizzy Stevens ([24:28] - [26:48]): Dizzy’s over-the-top efforts to impress Geraldine lead to slapstick comedy, culminating in an accidental spill at the lake.
Dizzy Stevens ([25:02]): “Agnes, pull your legs together.”
Henry and Dizzy's antics at the picnic underscore the lighthearted nature of the episode, emphasizing themes of friendship and youthful exuberance.
Notable Quotes and Moments
Dizzy on His Multi-Purpose Knife ([02:09] - [02:13]):
Dizzy Stevens: "Oh, no. It's got two blades, a corkscrew and a combined can opener and nail file."
Irwin on Having Ice Cream ([05:30] - [05:56]):
Irwin Cooper: "Henry, do you realize what you're doing with that knife?"
Dizzy's Determination ([10:05] - [21:34]):
Dizzy Stevens: “I'm gonna rent a canoe.”
Comedic Miscommunication ([24:28] - [25:46]):
Dizzy Stevens: “Hey, Agnes, pull your legs together.”
These moments encapsulate the show's blend of humor, teenage angst, and the timeless appeal of friendship and first crushes.
Themes and Insights
Friendship and Loyalty: The dynamic between Henry and Dizzy illustrates unwavering loyalty, even amidst misunderstandings and disputes.
Young Romance: The episode captures the awkwardness and excitement of teenage crushes, highlighting the universal experiences of young love.
Humor in Everyday Situations: From lost lunchboxes to canoe mishaps, the narrative finds humor in the mundane, making it relatable and entertaining.
Parental Perspectives: Mrs. Aldrich's interactions provide a grounded perspective on teenage behavior, balancing the youthful exuberance with mature concerns.
Conclusion
“School Picnic” is a quintessential episode of “The Aldrich Family”, blending humor, relatable teenage experiences, and the charm of old-time radio storytelling. Through its engaging characters and witty dialogues, the episode offers a nostalgic glimpse into high school life, emphasizing themes of friendship, love, and the amusing trials of growing up. Whether reminiscing about similar experiences or discovering them anew, listeners are sure to find delight in Henry Aldrich and his companions' endearing adventures.