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Amos & Andy 36-12-04 The Minstrel Show
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Amos & Andy 36-12-04 The Minstrel Show
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Amos Jones
At Amica Insurance, we know it's more than a life policy. It's about the promise and the responsibility that comes with being a new parent. Being there day and night and building a plan for tomorrow today for the ones you'll always look out for. Trust Amica Life Insurance. Amica empathy is our best policy. Lightning I've yell Ms. Vander the Kingfish. We as all brothers in that green lord. And as interlocutor, your old friend, Bill Hay. Here they are. And the Mystic Knights of the Sea. Male chorus and quartet. Gentlemen, be seated. Well, Andy, I see you wear your derby even in the minstrel show. Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Tonight's my unlike tonight. Boy, I really gonna do some unlikes around here. Well, what's that? I see you got a gun strapped on your belt there. What's the idea? Never mind, never mind, Bill, you gonna find out. Just don't stop me from unlaxing, that's all. By the way, Andy, the last time I was over at your house, you had a nice bunch of chickens over there. How are they getting along? Well, I got a new bunch of chickens over there now, Bill. And I got the smartest rooster in the world. Well, what makes you think you rooster is so smart, Andy? Well, right next door to our house, a man's got a couple of ostriches over there. Yes. Yeah. And there's a hole in the fence. So this rooster I got went next door and he seed this ostrich egg laying there. So he took his feet and he pushed that ostrich egg through the hole in the fence over in the backyard. Then he called all the hens round the age. Yes. Go on, go on. And then does rooster say to the hens he's a gals. I ain't complaining, but I just want to show you what they do in other places. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we should like to present one of the members of the large quartet, assisted by the quartet and chorus in their version of. Sing, baby, sing While you sing, baby, sing While you sing Sing, baby, sing when trouble troubles you Sing, baby, sing do like little birdies do Sing, baby, sing when cold winter comes we all out of rum Poor little birdies they ain't eating but oh, oh, oh don't you know a song a day keeps me no mischiem hot Songs don't like music with that song don't sing while you sing, baby, sing oh, when the trouble troubles you Sing, baby, sing do just like birdie do same baby things when cold winter comes they all have the Drum for them birdies. They ain't eating. The man is here with the stuff. Now that heart that don't like music with that certain wing. Well, Kingfish, I'm glad to see you tonight. Well, Ms. A, I'm glad to be down here tonight at the Lodge Hall. See all the brothers out there in the audience. You know, it must give the brothers a great feeling to see me up here working for them. Cause I, as their true leader and honest brother, mind goings on. That's gratitude. By the way, how's your mother in law? Oh, ain't you done hear about her, Mr. Hay? She was kicked by a mule. You don't mean to tell me your mother in law was kicked by a mule? Oh, yeah, he let her have a good one. Well, I must drop by. Well, we had 125 people at the house yesterday. Is that so? Extending their sympathy, huh? No, sir. They won't buy that mule. You know, my mother. At this time I should like to protect. Present a man whose voice is familiar to all of you. Amos and Andy have selected for their first guest star, America's celebrated tenor, Mr. Frank Parker. Mr. Parker will sing Mandy from the Ziegfeld College of 1919. Mandy, do you take this man, Frank, to be your loving husband and Palmer to honor him through sickness and through health? I don't know. I can't make up my mind. Now listen, Mandy, There's a minister handy and it sure would be dandy if we let him make a fee oh, don't you linger Here's a ring for your finger Isn't it a humdinger? Come along and let the wedding times Bring happy times For Mandy and me now don't you linger Here's a ring for your favor Here's a little humdinger Come along and let the wedding time Bring happy times oh, manly. Before continuing with the show, I should like to say that some time ago Pepsodent toothpaste was licensed exclusively to use a newly discovered ingredient called irium. Now for McGuire. Look out. Andy, what you doing? Irium or no Irum, I'm gonna unlatch around here tonight. They got me. Here, Kingsley, help me deliver this message. The physics is an answer. Yasmin. Mister. Hey, Yasa, I take care of it. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, here at last is the toothpaste that ends the disappointment of old fashioned beneficent. Yeah, well, I'm going to act around here if I got to knock everybody off. Say, lightning. Lightning. Come here. Take this announcement. Deliver this message to God. Hey, read it light and read it. You got to deliver the message. Don't worry, brother King says I'll read it. Ladies and gentlemen, why not give up those old fashioned disappointing benefices? Well, I hate to do. This, Captain is the only true space that contains arium which not only floats away sp as nothing else can, it also steps up the luster to surprise and speed. I'll get him this time. I promise you that. Once you try this toothpaste, you want to give up them old fashioned kinds and use Peterson all the time. Is you hitting him, Andy? I'm shooting him right in the middle. Lightning. What is the matter with you? Well, I tell you, Ms. Andy, the pets and company thought something like this was going to happen and they sent me a bulletproof vest. Well, Amos, you seem very happy tonight. Yes, sir, Mr. Here I is everything going along fine up to now. Got a nice crowd out here in the audience too, ain't it? Yes, we have a very nice audience here tonight. Well, look at that. There's your wife in the front row there. Hello, Ms. Hay. Yeah, Mrs. Hay wanted to come down tonight to see the show. Yeah, she's all dressed up in the evening gown. Stand up, Ms. Hay, and let the people see you. Folks, that's Bill Hay's wife. Yes. You know, Bill, last time I seed your wife, her arms were so very thin. I was just looking at her forearm there, how big it is. She must be playing tennis or something, ain't she? No, she isn't, but I'm glad you asked that. Yeah. Well, what makes her arms so big, Bill? Well, Amos, I've invented a liniment by rubbing this liniment in my wife's arm. I find that it makes her arms much larger. Oh, you rub the liniment on her arms and it makes them larger, huh? That's right. Yeah, I was just looking at her there, Bill. Are you? Must have spilled a little of that on her feet too, ain't you? Ladies and gentlemen, Amos Jones, assisted by Andrew Bound, the quartet and the chorus will sing. Will sing. Let me see, what is the name of that song, Mr. Hay? The name of this song is D. The name of this song is D. Yes, S.L. that song is Darling, Carolina gave me dinner. Say, you're about the proudest one beneath the Dixie sun. Yes, sir, and the news is great about that wedding. Can you hear them church bells ringing? Here's a song my heart keeps singing Dinah, here's anyone finer in the state of Carolina Here's Nils and you know her Lord won't She show her to me oh, Dinah where the Dixie eyes blazing how long is it gazing through the eyes of just my dinner leave Every night Whitey white hang with fright because my dynamite Change your mind she leave it oh, Dinah if she wanted to China I would hop on ocean liner Just to be with Dinah Lee Dinah, Dinah Dinah Dinah Dinah Is anyone finer in the state of North Carolina Here there's Andy Noel all the people to show to me Dinah with the Dixie eyes blazing how long is it gazing through the eyes of Lopsyno Leave and every night why do I take with bright he calls the China mite Change your mind, Dinah Lord, if he wanted to China I would hop an ocean line up just to be with Bill. I hope you don't call that singing. He can't sing no more than a monkey. Now, wait a minute, Andy. Wait a minute nothing. If you want to hear some singing, let me sing something. I didn't know you could sing. Oh, boy, when I sings, I really goes down after them. Yes, sir. I go way down below low H. You mean you can sing as low as low C or lower than below low T Below the sea. Well, I ain't exactly gonna get wet doing it. Put on no diver suit or nothing. But I get way down there, though. Oh, you do? All right, go ahead. Let's see what you can do with it. All right, I'll show you. Crowd around me here, boys. Come here, brother. And I hear, I hear. Go ahead. Mother and I get up close. Now Listen to this, Mr. Leader. Give me a couple of chords and something there. I'll show you some below singing. Many brave hearts are asleep in the deep so beware be hot dog be. You really going down there now be sure is low B. Stand back here, buddy. Oh, oh, I forgot. The grand finale by the entire company. The Mystic Knights of the Sea Minstrels. With those inimitable end men, Amos and Andy Lytton and the Kingfish. The Mystic Knights of the Sea male chorus and quartet with your old friend Bill Hayes, Interlocutor have been Presented by the Pepsid & Company, makers of Pepsid and toothpaste. Amos and Andy will be back with you Monday night at the same time with their regular episodes. Hey, look at that bunch of people out in the ordinance there, will you, Anders? Yeah, I was talking to the Kingfish and he said that they had to turn away about 2,000 people. They couldn't get them in here. They said they had 2,000 people and they couldn't get in the place. They crowded up all over all over the place. Outdoor place. Well, you know what we ought to do? What? We ought to put on the show again next Friday night and change the jokes and songs and everything around. Yeah, let's do that. I said. This is the Red Network of the National Broadcasting Company. At Ameca Insurance, we know it's more than a life policy. 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