Amos & Andy 39-04-03 Andy Is Shot in the Arm

Summary

Podcast Summary: Amos & Andy 39-04-03 "Andy Is Shot in the Arm"

Podcast Information:

• Title: Harold's Old Time Radio
• Host/Author: Harold's Old Time Radio
• Episode: Amos & Andy 39-04-03 "Andy Is Shot in the Arm"
• Release Date: July 18, 2025

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Introduction to the Episode

"Amos & Andy 39-04-03 'Andy Is Shot in the Arm'" transports listeners back to the Golden Age of Radio, capturing the quintessential family gathering around the radio to enjoy beloved shows like The Shadow, Abbott & Costello, and, of course, Amos & Andy. This episode centers around the high-stakes and humorous events leading up to the wedding of Lady Green and Andrew H. Brown, featuring the dynamic duo, Amos and Andy, in pivotal roles.

Wedding Preparations

The episode opens with a detailed description of the wedding venue, highlighting the elaborate canopy, thick carpet, and the nearly full congregation. Notable characters such as Mandy, Lightning Van Porter, Brother Crawford, and Gwendel are introduced as part of the wedding party, ensuring everything is set for the big day.

Amos, serving as Andy's best man, and Andy himself are located in a secluded room near the altar, away from the bustling crowd. Their conversation reveals Andy's nervousness about the impending ceremony.

Nervous Moments

Andy expresses his anxiety about the wedding, saying, "Death is a big thing, Amos." (04:21). Amos reassures him, offering practical advice to manage his nerves, such as taking a sip from the pitcher of water placed at the altar (05:02). The dialogue captures the blend of humor and heartfelt support typical of the Amos & Andy dynamic.

Kingfish enters the scene, further calming Andy. He mentions coordinating with Layton to manage the organ music, ensuring a smooth transition into the wedding march. Kingfish's presence adds another layer of camaraderie and support, emphasizing the close-knit relationships among the characters.

The Wedding Ceremony

As the music fades, the formal proceedings begin. The organist and the mixed quartet set the tone for the ceremony, leading into the traditional wedding march. Amos reminds Andy of the rehearsal details, ensuring he is prepared for each step of the process.

The preacher's ceremonial script is delivered with earnestness: "Dearly beloved, we are here reverently assembled to see this man and this woman united in marriage..." (09:56). Both Andy and Velada Green respond affirmatively to the vows, solidifying their commitment in front of their community.

The Climax: Andy Is Shot

Just as the ceremony reaches its pinnacle, a shocking turn of events unfolds. In a dramatic twist, Amos exclaims, "I shot Andy" (11:33), revealing his betrayal and the sudden violence disrupting the joyous occasion. Andy reacts in pain, "Somebody done shot me in the arm." (11:43), prompting immediate concern from Kingfish and the congregation.

The abrupt shift from celebration to crisis injects tension and suspense, leaving listeners at the edge of their seats. The incident signifies a major turning point in the narrative, altering the dynamics between the characters and setting the stage for future developments.

Aftermath

In the chaos that ensues, Kingfish and Amos work together to address Andy's injury, expressing urgency in getting him to a hospital. The immediate aftermath underscores themes of loyalty and the complexities of relationships, as well as the unforeseen challenges that can arise even in moments of happiness.

Conclusion

The episode concludes with a return to sponsorship messages, promoting Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup and other products. Bill Hay's endorsement ties the narrative back to the era's typical radio show format, blending entertainment with advertising seamlessly.

Notable Quotes:

• "Death is a big thing, Amos." – Andy Brown (04:21)
• "Do you promise to love and cherish her in sickness and in health, for better or for worse, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her so long as ye both shall live?" – Kingfish (10:19)
• "I shot Andy." – Amos (11:33)
• "Somebody done shot me in the arm." – Andy Brown (11:43)

Final Thoughts

This episode of Amos & Andy masterfully blends humor, drama, and suspense, capturing the essence of old-time radio storytelling. The intricate plot development, coupled with authentic character interactions, offers listeners a rich and engaging experience. The unexpected twist of Andy being shot adds depth to the narrative, exploring themes of trust and betrayal within a beloved friendship. "Andy Is Shot in the Arm" stands as a testament to the enduring appeal of classic radio dramas, inviting both nostalgic listeners and new audiences to immerse themselves in the timeless world of Amos and Andy.

Transcript

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[Andy Brown]

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[Amos]

Well, now don't get nervous Andy, that's the mean thing, you see.

[Andy Brown]

Well, you'd get nervous, too, if you was in my place.

[Amos]

I know.

[Andy Brown]

Death is a big thing, Amos.

[Amos]

Yeah.

[Andy Brown]

Oh, me. Why don't the thing start?

[Amos]

Well, I think as soon as this music is over from the organ. Then the mixed quartet from the lodge is going to sing one song and. And then they go right into the wedding marsh.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah. Peek out that door there.

[Amos]

All right, I'll peek out.

[Andy Brown]

Don't let them see you, though. Is there many people out there?

[Amos]

Yeah, the church is almost full. And cheers, huh? Yeah. I see Madame Quin sitting out there. And they are Sadie Blake, too.

[Andy Brown]

Oh, me, I's nervous, Amos.

[Amos]

That's all right. And I with you. Now, take it easy, son. Come on, now, pull yourself together.

[Andy Brown]

My mouth is getting dry just like I told you it was. I feel like I got a mouthful of cotton.

[Amos]

Yeah. Now, when you stand up at the altar there. There'll be a table right in front of you. And there it is out there now. And it's got a pitcher of water on there. And the preacher say, it's all right for you to take a drink when you get there. If you feel kind of faint or anything, you see.

[Andy Brown]

Is there water in the pitcher? I wish I had a drink of it now.

[Amos]

Yeah, well, the pitcher got water in it. The only thing is, I can't go there and get you a drink of it now. Wait till you get out there. Cause the picture will be right in front of you. And then you can take a swallow of it when you get there, you see.

[Andy Brown]

Why don't they start the thing?

[Amos]

Yeah, well, don't worry now. It did start in a minute. A couple of people are still coming in. Yeah, I got the ring now, you know.

[Kingfish]

Yeah.

[Andy Brown]

Don't lose that now. What has I got to do?

[Amos]

Well, you remember what you done last night at the rehearsal?

[Andy Brown]

What was that?

[Amos]

Well, you say I do twice. You say that twice.

[Andy Brown]

Well, why as I got to say it twice?

[Amos]

Well, the preacher asks you two different questions, you see. Then you say, I do once. Then he asks you another question. Then you say, I do again, you see?

[Andy Brown]

Yeah. You're gonna be standing there by me, ain't you?

[Amos]

Oh, yeah. I is your best man, son. Now, don't get nervous. And I know just how you feel, but take it easy.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, well, stand up close to me now. Cause I can kind of lean on you.

[Amos]

Yeah, well, that's all right.

[Andy Brown]

My knees been giving me trouble for the last two days.

[Amos]

What's the matter with your knees, Andy?

[Andy Brown]

I don't know. My legs been acting like they've been made out of rubber.

[Amos]

Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Kingfish]

Everything going all right now, Andy? Don't worry about nothing. Remember, I looking out for your interest.

[Andy Brown]

Well, listen, Kingfish, why don't the thing start?

[Kingfish]

Yeah, Well, I just sent Layton back there to tell the organ to stop playing and let the mixed chorus sing. Then we go right on.

[Amos]

I didn't then. We're almost ready to start, Andy.

[Andy Brown]

I get nervous waiting.

[Kingfish]

Yeah, I know you, Andy. Everything gonna be all right.

[Andy Brown]

This waiting round is getting me. Everybody stick with me now.

[Kingfish]

Oh, yeah?

[Bill Hay]

Yeah.

[Kingfish]

Well, we've been waiting for the bride, you know.

[Andy Brown]

Well, ain't she here?

[Kingfish]

Oh, yeah, she been here, but she been on the telephone out in the front office.

[Andy Brown]

She talk on the telephone all day. Why can't she let the telephone alone? When she gonna get married?

[Amos]

Yeah. Well, now, right after the singing, the organ go to the wedding march, Andre, you see. Yeah.

[Kingfish]

And then we start down the aisle, you see.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kingfish]

Now, the next thing we want to do. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Amos]

Dago are singing now.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah.

[Kingfish]

Well, now, listen, boys, I going to leave you and I. I going to get on in the back of the church there so I can be ready. Now. We'll start your wedding recession right after the song.

[Andy Brown]

Andy.

[Kingfish]

Brother Andy, shake hands.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kingfish]

Good luck to you.

[Andy Brown]

Thank you.

[Amos]

K. Fish, stand up now, Andy. You all right now, Andy?

[Andy Brown]

Come on, now, what is the first thing that happened, Amos?

[Amos]

Well, you remember the rehearsal we had, don't you? You remember what you done last night at the rehearsal?

[Kingfish]

Yeah.

[Andy Brown]

Me and you walk over and stand there in the middle when the wedding march starts.

[Amos]

Yeah, that's right. We stand right up at the altar there.

[Andy Brown]

Well, now, how do they come down the aisle?

[Amos]

Well, the first thing that happens, the ushers come down first, you see, you got the four ushers. And then my wife Ruby is the matron of honor, you know, and she come down next. Yeah, and then how about pudding face? Yeah. Well, the bride comes down with the kingfish because the kingfish is gonna give her away, you see. And they ask, who give the bride away? And the kingfish is the one that say, I do. You see, there's the wedding march. Now, come on, let's get on up here.

[Andy Brown]

Come on. How I look?

[Kingfish]

How I look?

[Amos]

You look all right. Come on, follow me now.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, here I go. Come on. Come on.

[Amos]

Yeah, now, that's right. Stand right here now. That's right. Now, faith, Faith, the window. That's Got all them pretty colored stained glass in there. And look at there.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, I'll stand here like this.

[Amos]

Yeah, that's it now. Now, take your time. Be coming down the aisle. Everything gonna be all right now.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, here come the preacher, too.

[Amos]

Yeah. See, he walked out from behind the Palms.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah, that's right.

[Amos]

Don't be nervous now.

[Andy Brown]

Here's they coming down the aisle. Amos.

[Amos]

Yeah, they're almost here. And don't forget now, you gotta turn around and meet your bride. Don't forget that.

[Andy Brown]

Yeah. You got my ring? Ain't you got my ring?

[Amos]

Yeah, I got it. Yeah, it is right here. Now move over a little bit there. Here, move over a little bit so your wife can get next to you.

[Andy Brown]

I move over here. Hello, darling.

[Kingfish]

Dearly beloved, we are here reverently assembled. To see this man and this woman united in marriage. Which is a relation divinely instituted and sanctified for the welfare and happiness of mankind. By this relation, the home is established, bringing the truest joys on earth. But it involves unfailing fidelity, unselfish devotion. And sometimes loving forbearance. For as much as these two persons have come hither to be made one in this holy estate. If there be any here present who knows any just cause why they may not be lawfully joined in marriage, I require him to make it known, now or ever after hold his peace. A vow shall now be spoken, after which we will bow our heads in prayer. So I ask you, who giveth this woman to be married to this man? I do. As a token of your unfailing desire. And as a token of your united lives, you may join. Your right hand to you, Andrew H. Brown, take this woman whose hand you now hold to be your lawful wedded wife?

[Andy Brown]

I do.

[Kingfish]

Do you promise to love and cherish her in sickness and in health, for better or for worse, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her so long as ye both shall live?

[Andy Brown]

I do.

[Kingfish]

Do you, Velada Green, take this man whose hand you now hold to be your lawful wedded husband, and do you promise to love and cherish him in sickness and in health, for better or for worse, and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him so long as ye both shall live?

[Bill Hay]

I do.

[Kingfish]

Andy, what pledge do you offer that you will fulfill these vows?

[Amos]

I hear the ring, Andy.

[Andy Brown]

This diamond wedding ring.

[Kingfish]

Do you, Veta, accept this token of the same?

[Bill Hay]

I do.

[Kingfish]

You will. Then, Andy, place the ring on the fourth finger of the left hand. You will now join hands. I, by virtue of authority Vested in me by the state and this church, I now pronounce you Amos.

[Amos]

I shot Andy.

[Kingfish]

Is you hurt, Amos?

[Andy Brown]

My arm.

[Kingfish]

My right arm. Quick. Somebody shot from the back of the shirt.

[Andy Brown]

Amos. My arm.

[Kingfish]

King, please help me.

[Amos]

We gotta get Andy to a hospital.

[Kingfish]

Amos, help me. I think I gonna faint.

[Andy Brown]

Somebody done shot me in the arm.

[Kingfish]

Get a hold of him. Oh, come on. We'll take him out here.

[Bill Hay]

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[Amos]

Sam.

[Bill Hay]

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[Kingfish]

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[Andy Brown]

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