C (1:46)

Wait a minute here, wait a minute. I'll play like I's the lawyer for the state.

B (1:51)

Good state.

C (1:52)

Don't start no argument now.

B (1:54)

Well, I ain't start no argument. I just want to know what you're gonna do, that's all I askin.

C (1:58)

Well, I'm gonna try to revict you.

B (2:01)

How come?

C (2:02)

Listen, Amos, when you go in court and them lawyers start jumping on you, you gotta be repaired for that.

B (2:09)

I use him.

C (2:11)

Oh, sure, sure.

B (2:13)

Well, here. What I would bo to Andy, this here trouble to Die is in is serious, you see. And I don't want to mess with this stuff and get all mixed up. Cause I won't get up this mess if I can.

C (2:24)

Amos, listen, if you get the court, them lawyers are going to try to mix you up. Then they get you mixed up, then you is in a mess.

B (2:33)

I seen one before I start, it seemed like to me.

C (2:36)

Well, now what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna act like I was the lawyer and I was gonna try to get you mixed up now so that you can practice getting mixed up, you see?

B (2:47)

Yeah. If I get mixed up though, before I get in court, ain't no telling what I do after I get there.

C (2:51)

Well, now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Here we is in the courtroom and I believe.

B (2:56)

You're going crazy, ain't you? We is in the taxi cab office.

C (3:00)

I know, I know, Amos, but we gonna turn this into a courtroom.

B (3:05)

Yeah, that's gonna cost us a lot of money for carpenters and all that stuff.

C (3:08)

Wait a minute now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen, get something in that egg shaped head of yours, will you? I'm trying to help you.

B (3:16)

Well, what do you want me to do?

C (3:18)

Just listen, that's all. Do what I tell you.

B (3:21)

All right, I listen, I listen.

C (3:23)

Now we gonna play like this is the courtroom. The judge is sitting over here.

B (3:28)

Over where?

C (3:29)

Right over here.

B (3:30)

I don't see him. I can't see the judge. I lookin for him, but I can't see him though.

C (3:36)

Amos, I'm gonna bust you in the head with this book in a minute if you don't listen to me. Now play like you see the judge sitting there.

B (3:44)

All right, I see him.

C (3:46)

Now, if we is gonna have a jury, we gotta have a jury box for the 12 men to get in. Put that soapbox over there for the jury box.

B (3:56)

Well, how are the 12 men gonna get in that little box?

C (3:59)

They ain't gonna get in it, Amos. We just trying to fix up the place for the courtroom, you see.

B (4:05)

Oh, you trying to play like this is the courtroom. Oh, I see what you're trying to do now.

C (4:10)

Well, I was glad you got that in your head.

B (4:12)

All right, go ahead, go ahead. Now I see what you're doing now.

C (4:16)

Now the judge gets up and he say, you gonna stand up, huh? Yeah, let me see. I'll stand up like this.

B (4:23)

What are you trying to do here?

C (4:24)

Now I'm gonna put you on the stand and try to mix you up. You see, this here is good for you. You see? I'm gonna be the state lawyer. I'm the chief mix up.

B (4:36)

All right, go ahead.

C (4:38)

All right. Now the first thing, the judge, he comes in and sits down. Then he say, amos Jones, get on the witness stand.

B (4:48)

What must I do? Now?

C (4:49)

You sat on this soapbox here. Wait a minute, wait a minute, though. Before you sit down, I gotta swear you in.

B (4:56)

All right, go ahead.

C (4:57)

All favors signify by the usual signs of reapone's note. Eyes has got it.

B (5:01)

Eyes has got it, huh?

C (5:03)

Now, I done sweared you in.

B (5:05)

You see now what's gonna happen?

C (5:08)

Let me look at my law book here a minute. Now, boy, here's a good law book. Look at them big letters on there. Them was gold letters, but the gold is done rubbed off of it.

B (5:19)

Well, now, eyes on the witness stand, huh?

C (5:22)

Yeah, and I'm gonna get you mixed up. I'll proceed with the cross. Eyes. Amolation, boy, I knows my stuff here, don't I?

B (5:30)

Yeah, you got all that when you was in court with Widow Parker. That's where you got that stuff from.

C (5:36)

How come you gotta remind me all that?

B (5:38)

Well, go ahead, do what you're gonna

C (5:40)

do and all right. Now, you was on the witness stand and here I am, a big lawyer, and I'm gonna re evict you. I'm gonna prove that you is done done it. That you is the one that stole them coats.

B (5:55)

I thought you was gonna try to help me. You ain't pulling against me, is you?

C (5:59)

I is helping you, Amos, right now, ain't I?

B (6:01)

Not if you trying to prove that I done done something that I ain't done. You ain't helping me.

C (6:06)

Here I is done looked all over town till I found a law book that'll do the work. Then you tell me that. I ain't trying to help you, boy. This law book that I brought home here get anybody out of anything. You know that. Boy, I got the law in this book.

B (6:22)

Oh, I know you got the book already.

C (6:24)

When a lawyer get hold of a book like this, he's got something, even if it didn't have nothing in it. It's good. Look at the name of that book.

B (6:33)

Look here, what is the name of?

C (6:35)

Well, it says right here on the COVID So and so, including the law of so and so. See there? See that word law on there?

B (6:48)

Seemed to me though if that was a good law book, they would have that word law up on the top of it in great big letters, bigger than it is.

C (6:55)

Don't start no argument about this book. Now you is on the witness Stand and I'm going to mix you up. I'll precede.

B (7:03)

You will, huh? Yeah.

C (7:05)

Now here I go. Amos Jones, where was you when you was. Where you was? You see there, I got you mixed up already.

B (7:16)

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Here, here come Lawyer Wagner showing us too. Look here. Come in, Mr. Wagner. I didn't expect you to drive by here.

C (7:23)

Well, well, how do you do? Good evening, Amos. Hello, Andy.

B (7:26)

Yes, Sir.

C (7:26)

Good evening, Mr. Wagner. How is you?

B (7:28)

Sit down, Ms. Wagner.

C (7:29)

Well, I just happened to be passing by and thought I would drop in. Yeah, well, glad you dropped in. Anything that I can do for you?

B (7:37)

Yes, anything you want.

C (7:39)

No, I just wanted to know if you'd heard anything more, Amos.

B (7:42)

No, sir. No, sir, I ain't heard no more, Ms. Wagner.

C (7:45)

By the way, Mr. Wagner, I was making a recollection of law books. What do you think of this new one that I just bought? Look here. That's a good law book, ain't it?

B (7:56)

What'd you think of that book, Ms. Wagner?

C (7:58)

Well, I suppose that book is all right. However, it's not a law book. You say law on there, don't it? Oh, you mean down here? Well, it says here the law of gravitation. That explains why we mortals don't fall off the earth.

B (8:13)

You do, huh?

C (8:14)

Is that man done give me the wrong book? Well, I be dog gone. I told that man that I wanted the law book and he done gimme a different book.

D (8:23)

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