Amos & Andy - Candy for Caroline

Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Date: March 26, 2026
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A classic episode from the “Amos and Andy” series, “Candy for Caroline” blends romance and comedy with an unexpected criminal twist. The show follows Andy’s bumbling attempt to impress Caroline with a box of candy—only to unwittingly become entangled in a counterfeit money scheme operated out of his lodge’s basement by a colorful cast of gangsters.

Main Theme & Purpose

The primary theme centers on Andy's attempts to win over his beloved Caroline (and her scornful mother) through a romantic gesture gone awry. In a comedic mix-up, a box of counterfeit cash intended for a criminal enterprise is mistakenly delivered alongside Andy’s gift—plunging the main characters into trouble as they get caught between love, misunderstanding, and a police sting.

Key Discussion Points & Episode Breakdown

1. Gangsters Seek a Hideout (00:36–03:34)

• Three counterfeiters—Mike, Muscles, and Lou—search for a new location to continue their illegal money-printing operation.
• They settle on renting the basement room at the Mystic Knights of the Sea Lodge, haggling with Kingfish over rent.
  • Notable Quote:
    "We got a $50 committee upstairs that's got more sense than all the other committees put together." – Kingfish (03:18)

2. Andy’s Romantic Troubles (03:56–06:00)

• Andy is lovesick over Caroline, confiding to Amos that her mother disapproves of him for lacking money.
  • Notable Quotes:
    "Before, Amos, eyes done had the love bug to nip me. But this time he done chewed me to pieces." – Andy (03:59) "They ain't making it." – Andy, on mother-in-law jokes being real (06:00)

3. Setting Up the Counterfeiting Scheme (06:15–07:02)

• The counterfeiters successfully set up their operation in the basement and print $10,000 in fake bills, planning next moves.

4. Andy’s Candy Card Dilemma (08:04–09:49)

• Andy asks the “printers” to make a card for his box of candy but is rebuffed.
• He and Kingfish decide to use the press themselves, inadvertently placing his candy on a shelf while the gangsters’ money box sits below.
  • Humorous moment:
    "They must be working on St. Patrick's Day cards." – Kingfish, commenting on the abundance of green ink (09:29)

5. Candy Mix-up & Delivery (10:03–12:46)

• Andy asks Lightning to fetch the candy box from the basement and deliver it to Caroline.
• Due to the mix-up, the counterfeiters’ cash-filled box is delivered instead.
• Caroline and her mother discover stacks of bills. The mother's attitude towards Andy flips immediately.
  • Notable Quotes:
    "Now, I've always said he was a fine, upstanding man." – Caroline's mother (12:18)
    "If you like this, I'll send you £5 next week." – Andy's handwritten card, misinterpreted (12:46)

6. Unraveling the Chaos (13:02–18:32)

• Andy learns, via Caroline’s phone call, that she received $10,000 in cash—not candy—some of it discovered to be counterfeit at a store.
• Andy and Kingfish realize the “printers” are actually counterfeiters and resolve to call the police.
  • Comic panic:
    "Oh, you know something, boys? Them fellas downstairs as counterfeiters." – Andy (18:00)

7. Calling in the Authorities (19:29–20:10)

• Andy calls Captain Sanders at the 25th Precinct, who instructs him to stall the dangerous Muscles Morris until Secret Service can arrive.
  • Notable Quote:
    "Let me warn you though, this Morris is a killer ... so don't take any chances." – Captain Sanders (20:00)

8. Comic Standoff with the Criminals (20:32–24:41)

• Kingfish unwittingly seeks a gun from Mike, and both become hostages as Mike searches for his missing money.
• They stall desperately, culminating in a disguised phone conversation with the Secret Service.
  • Memorable exchange:
    "Here, have a piece of candy." – Mike (21:58)
    "No, sir. No, sir. I never touch it." – Andy (22:27)
    "Who was that on the phone?"
    "It's a girlfriend of mine..." – Andy, trying to dodge the gangsters' suspicion (23:36)

9. The Cops Arrive & Resolution (24:45–26:56)

• Police arrive in the nick of time to arrest the counterfeiters.
• Andy and Kingfish, in typical fashion, exaggerate their bravery in the aftermath.
  • Notable Line:
    "Oh, it's the closest I done ever come to getting shot." – Andy (26:33)

10. Final Comic Twist (26:53–27:17)

• Andy calls “Mom” (Caroline’s mother) for approval but is rebuffed now that he’s no longer (seemingly) wealthy.
  • Closing jab:
    "Don't you mom me, you big bum." – Caroline’s mother (26:56)

Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• Andy (03:59): "Before, Amos, eyes done had the love bug to nip me. But this time he done chewed me to pieces."
• Kingfish (03:18): "We got a $50 committee upstairs that's got more sense than all the other committees put together."
• Andy (06:00): "They ain't making it." (on mother-in-law jokes)
• Kingfish (09:29): "They must be working on St. Patrick's Day cards."
• Caroline’s Mother (12:18): "Now, I've always said he was a fine, upstanding man."
• Andy (18:00): "Oh, you know something, boys? Them fellas downstairs as counterfeiters."
• Captain Sanders (20:00): "Let me warn you though, that this Morris is a killer... so don't take any chances."
• Mike (21:58): "Here, have a piece of candy."
  Andy (22:27): "No, sir. No, sir. I never touch it."
• Andy (26:33): "Oh, it's the closest I done ever come to getting shot."
• Caroline's Mother (26:56): "Don't you mom me, you big bum."

Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Time | |-------------------------------------------|--------------| | Gangsters seek a hideout | 00:36–03:34 | | Andy’s romantic troubles | 03:56–06:00 | | Counterfeiters setup and printing cash | 06:15–07:02 | | Andy asks for a printed card | 08:04–09:49 | | Candy box mix-up | 10:03–12:46 | | Caroline's mother flips her opinion | 12:06–12:46 | | Andy realizes the counterfeit crisis | 13:02–18:32 | | Police instruct Andy to stall the gangsters| 19:29–20:10 | | Kingfish & Andy held by Mike | 20:32–24:41 | | Police arrive, resolution | 24:45–26:56 | | The final comic twist | 26:53–27:17 |

Summary

This episode masterfully mixes romantic comedy with light mystery, as Andy's plight to woo Caroline mistakenly propels him (and Kingfish) into a criminal escapade with counterfeiters. The humor unfolds in the misunderstandings around the candy box and is seasoned with sharp, memorable one-liners. The plot races to a conclusion with classic Amos & Andy hijinks—miscommunications, accidental heroics, and a stinging punchline leaving audiences both relieved and amused.

Fans of Golden Age radio will find all the classic elements here: fast-talking grifters, mistaken identity, and the enduring chemistry between the show's beloved core trio. "Candy for Caroline" stands out for its parody of crime drama and its gleeful deflation of Andy’s romantic ambitions.