
An Evening With Groucho 13 Oh How That Woman Could Cook
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Comedian
I once knew a woman who couldn't spell cat. Her face was as homely as Cinch.
Producer/Director
That wasn't necessary that part.
Performer/Actor
Can I try it again?
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Performer/Actor
Can I try again? Can I get another crack at it?
Producer/Director
Okay.
Performer/Actor
Thank you.
Comedian
I once knew a woman who couldn't spell cat. Her face was as homely as cinch. In winter she always wore last summer's hat And a size 11 shoe was a pinch. When she played piano strong men would faint and weak men would cry out in grief. And as for her singing, well, it made you feel that it wasn't so tough to be deaf but with all these things that the people would say her voice and her looks couldn't drive them away because, oh, how that woman could cook. Her bread was like angel fool's cake. She could take soup meat and give it one look and right away it was porterhaus steak. Her Pfannekuchen what a beautiful dream. Her tripe was like peaches and cream and with the table between us she looked exactly like Venus. Oh, look how that woman could cook.
Producer/Director
Now obviously with the Louis Satania laying at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, I'd have got killed if I sang that song in Canada. So I put some makeup on him and I made myself a Jew comedian, which I'd never been. I'd never been a Jew comedian. And I sang this song.
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Date: September 28, 2025
This episode transports listeners back to the golden age of radio with a focus on classic comedy sketches. The highlight is a humorous monologue and song, “Oh How That Woman Could Cook,” performed in the vaudevillian style reminiscent of Groucho Marx, blending sharp wit, physical characterizations, and a touch of nostalgic showbiz storytelling.
[00:36 - 01:05]
Notable Quote:
"I once knew a woman who couldn't spell cat. Her face was as homely as cinch."
– Comedian [00:36]
[01:05 - 02:27]
Notable Quote:
"Her bread was like angel fool's cake. She could take soup meat and give it one look and right away it was porterhouse steak … with the table between us, she looked exactly like Venus. Oh, look how that woman could cook." – Comedian [01:05–02:27]
[02:27 - 02:48]
Notable Quote:
"So I put some makeup on him and I made myself a Jew comedian, which I'd never been. I'd never been a Jew comedian. And I sang this song." – Performer [02:41]
“An Evening With Groucho 13 – Oh How That Woman Could Cook” delivers a vivid slice of vintage radio comedy, channeling Groucho Marx’s flair and vaudeville’s charm. The use of biting wit and playful wordplay captures the spirit of an era when families gathered by the radio for laughter and sharp observational humor.
For listeners interested in classic comedy and showbiz history, this episode is both an entertaining performance and a loving nod to radio’s golden age.